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>>3276717
But Kaguya is one the worst touhous.

>>3276717
Hahahahaha
NO

what ?

>>3276709
You just had to choose the 2 worst things from the SDM bunch, didn't you?

>>3276753
lolopinions

>>3276767
You just described this whole thread, friend.

Sakuya is the best Touhou character ever created. ZUN should put her in every game.

he already did.

twice.

>>3276771
More like he just described every thread on /jp/ since its inception.

Sanae's sluttiness is a miracle of Gensokyo

Are SDMfags the Touhou fanbase's equivalent to nostalgiafags?

>>3276860
Not our fault it still has the best cast out of any touhou game.

This is the most awesome Touhou

>>3276885
Hahaha, oh wow.

>>3276860
Judging by >>3276885, I'd say you hit it dead on.

Newer characters are better because the fanon hasn't turned them into pale shadows of their potential selves yet.

SDM's library crew >>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>> SDM's non-library crew

>>3276709

>Why can't ZUN come up with a better character than either of these two?

Because he's been making the same shit with a new coat of paint for each game? Because he's an unoriginal story-writer whose best real printed work is a Slice-of-life comedy, and primarily a maker of good Curtain Fire games? Because he's a drunkard? Because these characters are time-honoured tropes that worked in many famous parts of japanese pop culter?


I'll stop now. Filtered, saged, reported, call the cops.

FUCK THA POLICE.

>>3276922
>Arcueid
>Making fun of touhou for having shitty characters

>>3276924

It's been long established by the japs doujin community and voted by /jp/ that SDM is the best crew in the Touhou series

>>3276709
BECAUSE PUREST FORM OF LOVE.

Seriously, I can't think of any other pair that fit together so well. The perfection of their union is almost to the point of disturbing

>>3276860
No.

the closest Touhou have of nostalgia fags are guys like me who say HRtP is the best touhou and Reimu died in the transition from PC-98 to windows.

Medicine is the best touhou.

>>3276709
BECAUSE PUREST FORM OF LOVE.

Seriously, I can't think of any other pair that fit together so well. The perfection of their union is almost to the point of disturbing.

>>3277001
Fanon shit. Sakuya is a Lunarian vampire hunter who would never, ever love an undead, no matter how much of her past life she's forgotten.

>>3276860
Those would be the PC98 people

EoSD is still featured prominently in semi recent games, doujin stories, popularity polls, and music arrangements.

I personally just don't find the newer characters (from MoF and on) appealing at all, but I don't go out of my way to attack them either.

>>3276709

Typical /jp/ touhou fan.

Note how it can't appreciate ZUN's genius.

>>3276939

>>Making fun of touhou for having shitty characters

Oh, please. These secondaryfags always get excited and butt-sore over rational criticism regarding ZUN'S HOLY WORK and its churc, IOSYSTINE CHAPEL.

I'm not making fun of Touhou because of that. Touhou is an STG with slight elements of moe'. The games are unpopular, consequently, and IOSYS disseminates it amongst people less skilled at Curtain Fire danmaku.
Then we have people who force themselves to play the games and boast about their score, after many days of sleepless, lucid playing, subsisting on nothing but ramen and pocky - /jp/'s GAMER FUEL.


Anyway, I just play Touhou because it's fun. I entertained the prospect of really seriously getting into it, but I haven't read a lot of the doujins, and so the fans all have different ideas about things.

I can't divulge that Sanae is a gigantic cock-slurping slut who enjoys having large, hot, pulsating dicks thrust between her fat tits, from a tiny little sprite shooting tiny boolits at fairies. I'm more worried about fucking surviving through Lunatic Kanako.

It's not like when you play her, there's a secret subsection where you put on VR equipment, visit Gensokyo's Human Village, and see if you can paint yourself in sperm before nightfall. It's like catching the P's and B's, with the pleasure of being cummed inside.

Virtually.

>>3277019
Even Koakuma is featured more prominently than Meiling in that image.

Isn't it sad, Meiling? ;_;

>>3277013
>lunarian vampire hunter

Fanon shit, small hints in canon at best

Canon wise, she does have a good relationship with Remilia, which is of course going to be taken into extreme sexual levels in doujins.

>>3277019

>EoSD is still featured prominently in semi recent games, doujin stories, popularity polls, and music arrangements.

This is correct, I'm surprised at the amount of EoSD arranges C76 had. I mean, I expected tons of Touhou stuff but I thought the newer stuff like MoF and SA would be much more predominant.

>>3277039
God damn, you're annoying.

>>3276998
>>3277019
They aren't nostalgiafags because they didn't play the pc-98 games until several years after they came out.

>>3277039
Please make more posts. I enjoy reading them.

You're all wrong Sakuya is Eirin.

>>3277078
Sakuya is Yumeko.

>>3277063
It doesn't really matter what the man behind the nostalgia faggotry really is

>>3277057
More touhou stuff means more artists, right? Everyone's gotta do EoSD remixes before they can move on to the later stages, of course you're still going to see them.

>>3277039
My dick is hard and I don't even like Sanae

Have you ever considered writing sexfics?

>>3277060
The aggravation isn't worth it. Just cave in and block his trip. It took me months to actually do it, but I don't regret it one bit now.

I only wish there was a way to automatically also ignore posts that quote his posts just so I could completely forget about him.

>>3277103
>Everyone's gotta do EoSD remixes before they can move on to the later stages

.......what?

Anyways so can Remilia grow dicks or no?

>>3277121
I don't use the filter. For better or worse, I believe that every post is on /jp/ for a reason. When people start talking to invisible posts, I don't like being left out.

I do use the hide thread feature, though.

>>3277128
I'm saying remixing EoSD music is easy modo.

>>3277116

Sexfics are horrible. They're so, so, so hated and reviled by everyone on the Internet that while it presents a good premise, I'm not sure I'd want to embark on that and become known as ARCUEID BRUNESTUD, THE PERVERTED WHITE PRINCESS OF EYE-BLEEDING FANFICTION ABOUT TOUHOU CHARACTERS FUCKING ANON.

Like, people would copypasta them forever and use them to start shitstorms in threads when I'm not around, by posting them to butthurt-prone secondaryfags who cry their little eyes out when someone suggest that their favorite character isn't a chaste virgin.

It is a tantalizing prospect, though.

Also, writing takes a lot of work.

>>3277144
I'd prefer touhou characters fucking touhou characters, not anon.

>>3277132
Any particular reason why? I don't really know anything about remixing so do enlighten me

And even if it is easier...so? If you don't like the music in the first place, how are you going to get others to like your remixes. It still shows that people do like EoSD music which just goes back to the previous point that EoSD is still ridiculously popular after all these years.

>>3277144
yea yea whatever, sexfics or gtfo, I didn't ask for your life story.

Also, since I've studied and researched the art of fiction writing for quite a while - I have manuals, style guides, books on writing from famous authors, dictionaries, thesauruses, synonym and antonym books, that kind of thing. I'm exceedingly facetious about the prospect of writing. It's a large and very ponderous task. Not something to take lightly.

>>3277156
I would sincerely like to read any fiction you've written, if any.

>>3277149

You mean like narrating what happens when Mokou visits Keine at that time of the month? Well. I've considered it.

Also, cybersecks/erotic roleplay/forum roleplay sets my teeth a-grinding in rage if the author has terrible command over the english language, or fails to animate their characters properly.

Knowing that they're doing it wrong, and blithely at that, is irritating. A little. And they don't often enjoy criticism. I personally don't care - in fact, if I had more time I'd post shit here so people would critique it - but then again, it would be excellent troll material.

Mootykins might ban fanfiction then.

>>3277169
I like the fact that most people writing that stuff are shit. Makes me feel better about my shit.

>>3277169
Arc, I've always wondered: why do you constantly make a new paragraph after every one or two sentences? It just makes me curious.

>>3277168


The last time I wrote was five or seven years ago.

Suffice to say, the files are no longer around. I lost interest in the art after realizing how much work I'd need to put in and all for naught because I had no-one who could actually read it.

It was a novel-length tale, too. If you care to know, it was set in the far-future, a fairly common sci-fi romp in a world not entirely dissimilar to the world of GITS, Metal Gear, or Logan's Run - lots of mega-cities, automated technology, great advances in the final frontier - so great, in fact, that the Japanese had put to launch a new, incredibly strong, sentient battleship far larger that the tiny cruisers, cutters, and destroyers common to space-travel at that time.
Some activists, motivated by political means, hatch a plan to capture it and launch it into space, where they can bombard the Earth freely. It's up to a ragtag band of OPERATORS to track them down and save the ship.

The climax of the story is a battle in the stratosphere as the captured battleship soars up into the sky, killing hundreds of people in one fell swoop through surrounding structural damage.

Naturally, our boys go inside, and after a few firefights, a couple of tight squeezes, and of course a duel with the leader of the activists, the battleship is secured. Finito.

I also wrote several short stories and two more novel-length tales before them as exercise. One of which was a high-fantasy tale. I forget what the other was.

>>3277210

I hate writing in gigantic blocks of text.

>>3277210
It breaks up the wall of text. His posts are usually pretty long.

A useful practice.

>>3277220
Huh. Sounds like shit.

I'd read your touhou fanfiction if you cared to write any. Take it easy, regardless.

No, arc, you are the shitty character

Jeez, way to shit up a thread with these walls of text that nobody reads

>>3276966
Truth, the SDM is indeed the best place in the whole gensokyo.

Best characters in Gensokyo?
It's possible.

However, this is the worst thread in /jp/
Go to hell.

The underground is the best.

>>3277362
No

>>3276891
and by association Kiene