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Human.

Troll thread.

Youkai.

Magician youkai, same species as Alice, but with a different interest.

So wait. Is she a youkai or a human?

Magician Youkai, origins unknown. Possibly originally human, chose youkai-dom so she could study magic forever. Like a lich.

>>3247725
So Szass Tam moved from Thay to Gensokyo?

>>3247725
liches do it for immortality to do whatever.

So she is basically a lich? That's kind of cool.

>>3247756
So is Alice.

>>3247756
There are more undead in Gensokyo than one would imagine.

>>3247767
Alice isn't cool though.

>>3247742
Yeah, I meant that she (might have) used magic to overcome death, like a Lich. Unlike Kaguya and Mokou who did it through Alchemy.

>>3247771
Fuck you.

>>3247771
I beg to differ.

>>3247773
Is this Patchouli's true form?

>>3247783
It would cure her Asthma, at the very least.

>>3247789
But at what cost? She must feel empty inside.

>>3247793
That's not the only benefit. She can also now research magic without having to pause in order to eat or sleep.

I do not think she is a lich.

I'm sorry but liches are liches and bitches are bitches.

There is a difference guys,

Could Japan make even liches moe?

>>3247798
But Koakuma essentially lives to provide Patchoulli anything along those lines that she needs.

I'm pretty sure Koakuma would have a bone to pick with her.

Her Philosopher's Stone spellcard is the real deal.

>>3247771

She doesn't need to be cool to be the perfect woman.

>>3247793
I'd become a youkai so that I could study anime/manga/vns/etc. for the rest of eternity.

>>3247814
I do not think Alice is the prefect woman, but I do think she is cool.

Marionette magic is always snazzy.

Asthma sucks. I have asthma. I wish I could become a lich so I do not have asthma anymore.

>>3247820
Your youkai power could be wishing you were part of a world that you're not.

>>3247802
I dunno.

>>3247825
That's not a power.

>>3247821

I may be slightly biased, but I do like her card names, even though they are just bullet clusterfucks.

>>3247800
Pfft.

>>3247838
lol WOW

>>3247820
You wouldn't be able to fap anymore though, as your penis would rot off.

>>3247838
Sylvanas is my waifu.

>>3247879
>>3247838
Those are not zombies or liches or anything! GODDAMN ELVES RUINING FANTASY

>>3247885
It's just a picture...
I just saved it 'coz I thought it was a cool picture, not because it's a WoW one.
I never did like MMOs.

>>3247903
I'm just joking, chill.

>>3247768
Dead girls can't say no.

I need a hug, mukyu~

Byakuren makes being youkai sound like one day getting fed up with humanity and saying "alright fuck it, being a man-eating demon can't be worse than that. "

Historically it involves being really fucking angry/lustful/jealous/any other excessive emotion, so if you read every thread on Pooshlmer in one sitting you may turn into youkai out of sheer disappointment. Youkai also pretty much meant "freaky shit that doesn't conform to local customs" so NEETs qualify, but you have to be so lazy that one day you stop bothering to breathe so you can concentrate on fapping and playing eroge.

So does she eat humans then?

>>3247933
I think the more sophisticated a youkai is, the unlikelier it is to eat humans.
Exception - vampires. They need blood to survive after all.

>>3247926
>not breathing
>to concentrate on fapping

Is this like some sort of strangulation fetish?

>>3247933
Maybe, maybe not.

Every single youkai threatens to eat Reimu or Marisa, but nothing ever happens, and the youkai usually gets a slap on the wrist.

Youkai should be eating humans and all, but ZUN's created a delightfully happy and peaceful world.

>>3247926
This is my new goal in life.

>>3247933
Liches don't need nutrition, but I suppose she might still do it out of sadism.

>>3247953
dude I tried it once, brain damage isn't cool man

>>3247954
its okay we can outrun her.

>>3247956
You weren't trying hard enough.

>>3247954

She comments on stealing Marisa's Iron in EoSD, so she still needs vitamins and minerals.

>>3247969
I would think she would need calcium more.

I want to become a lich one day ;_;

>>3247963
All Touhous can fly though. Good luck escaping that.

>>3247991
You first need to become a 10th level spellcaster.

>>3247999
Makes you wonder what Patchoulli's phylactery is.

>>3248009
It seems odd for one to constantly carry their phylactery around with them, though. Maybe the book is a ruse?

>>3248007
Maybe it's that crescent moon on her head.

>>3248007
Remember how she's always depicted with a book?

Yep.

I hate this thread so much

Actually I think that her whole body is an advanced version of Project Image. I bet she really is just a dessicated skeleton hiding in a coffin somewhere who interacts with the rest of the world through that projected image of a loli.

>>3247969
Well, Marisa's being uppity as always and Patchouli basically says "Oh, how about I just kill and eat you then.".
I doubt any deeper meaning to it than that.

>>3248013
Book could be like HF4 Caster's R'lyeh Text, an grimoire or power source in itself. Marisa says her book produces visible effects whenever she casts. Besides, fighting in Gensokyo is entirely non-fatal, it's not like it's really dangerous.

>>3248027
>I bet she really is just a dessicated skeleton hiding in a coffin somewhere who interacts with the rest of the world through that projected image of a loli.

So she's a lot like us, except we're alive.

>>3248041
Being a lich would let you be the ultimate hikikomori. You wouldn't need to leave your room for food, water or even to use the bathroom.

>>3248076
Good going forgetting about your curses fucking up the computer equipment.

I want to be a Touhouverse ghost.

>>3248097
Do ghosts ever try to rape Youmu's ghost half?

>>3248105
Probably not.

>>3248094
What curses?

>>3248105
Youmu can perceive the world from both her halves and has a sword that cuts ghosts. Not a good idea.

>>3248138
I'm willing to risk it. All you need to do is get a living accomplice to throw something heavy on her.

>>3248173
And right as you're about to attempt the rape, a butterfly lands on your penis and turns it to dust.
Cause a very powerful employer may not like you taking her gardener.

>>3248200
or you would wake up in a hotpot for dinner

Magician youkai have not died, unlike other youkai.

She isn't a lich.

>>3250050
Of course, we were just kidding.
>>3247773
>Yeah, I meant that she (might have) used magic to overcome death, like a Lich.