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Orange Women GOOD
Simp ver.
>>31928001ORANGE WOMEN HOT
>>31928001I FUCKING LOVE THESE BITCHES
If ORANGE WOMAN GOOD is a thing, then what's the BAD colour?
Later losers, I'm going on a date with the orange woman.
>>31928001I LOVE FUCKING THESE BITCHES
It's fucking amazing how there are schizos dedicated to watching what is the trend in both threads and making vtuber threads that's in accordance with that trend.
>>31928022ORANGE
ORANGE WOMEN!
Maririne!https://youtu.be/N7npMWfRzts
>your daily reminder that Gura has 1mil dead subs
>>31927801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYKMEf0yCwI wouldn't say that Watame had no issues.
>>31928022Blue.
I LOVE ORAGNGE BITCHES!
>>31928022also orange
>>31928028Nobody talks about Ame...
Chances of Gura cancelling one of her streams today?
Luna!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtTc11MmdO4
>>31928022green is not a creative color
>>31928039All the holos are mostly dead subs. The only one who retains most of their viewers is Ame
>>31928039>Your daily reminder to go back to /hlg/
>>31928028>Mori watch ok rratWhat are Mori's filters?>Choco streams liveWell yeah I sure hope she does!
>>31928007>>31928022I love Kiara but hate Coco, what does that make me?
>>31928025
okayun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7npMWfRzts
>>31928028>amelia help anons heart
>>31928040and people called Kiara rude for asking for a collab directly during a stream instead of going through that bullshit
>>31928059NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31928055If I get dubs 100%
Did Ame answer any other questions besides those? https://files.catbox.moe/w5t1qi.png
>>31928063Ina Ina Inaaaa...
>>31928025Is this a new thing. I don't remember Coco doing schedules before.
>Coco Sora collab>Kiara Sora holotalksoon Sora will become orange woman too.
>>31928071A chink
>>31928062Kwappi...
>>31928028>using kekyeah based
>>31928042>Gura, Pekora, PPT, Lamy, Reineliterally the most powerful colour in hololive faggot
>>31927635Be sure to spam it on twitter next time there's a school shooting or some shit.Can't wait to see Twitch diving for cover from the next nothingburger.
>>31928071A xhang.
>>31928028>Try reineYes everyone should.
Nice /v/ thread you have here.
>>31928022Yellow.
I love Ina!
>>31928063Are Mori's subs really dead subs if they mostly subscribed for her music, and her music gets really good views?
Dumb idea: youtube videos watchalong.Would you? And which chuuba is likely to do it?
>>31928025Who the fuck would want to date this bitch?
>>31928084Why is that retard pirate overlapping with 3 other EN streams
>>31928028Anya!
>>31928062
>>31928071It makes you Chingu Chongu Kongu-San, i'm pretty sure.
>>31928028maybe probablyliterallyhololive
>Mori lurk here>Kiara lurk here>Amelia hate us and doesn't lurk after the dox>Ina only lurk /vg/and/a/ on her free time for updates on stuff.>Gura hate social media and doesn't like using it outside of work.BonusStaff like losers bait and Enma probably lurking
I was busy, how was Reine stream?
>>31928062Rushia...
>Your Oshi>How bad is your mental state getting /hlgg/?
>>31928071Not reddit. Congrats.
>>31928127Me
>>31928125Kiara cause she already did it
Dinosaur Holo when
>>31928025Who's going to be her guest this time?
>>31928022There are no bad colors
Gura might cancel today
>>31928109Suicune...
>>31928028This affirms that /hlgg/ is /takamorig/ during SEA hours and /ameg/ during burger hoursThere’s a small window in between (prime eurohours - around Inas typical stream time at 3:00PM EST) thats also /ameg/
>>31928155ENMA I WANT TO PISS IN YOU ASS
>>31928039Daily reminder that FBK has mass amount of dead subs but the respect of everyone and is a paragon of hololive
>Kiara liked this???
>>31928084Well i hope the stream goes great for her. Does she know what memes are yet?
>>31928028>Haachama vtubingI wish...
>>31928167You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
>>31928055she only has 21 minutes of slack time for princess bride to use for talking at the beginning and then prepping for the public stream, so i will be extremely surprised if she doesn't delay the second one.
JP Primetime is coming to an end but we still got Shion being her usual bratty self and racing through Fall Guys in order to get that crown.While Rikka continues to get the piss scared out of him, showing his watchers just how high his voice can really get.While Watame shows us how her Mario Kart 8 reps have been going, she's determined to win that upcoming tournament.While Okayu gives us all the comfy cat treatment as she finishes up her stream of a good session of Mario Kart 8.While Luna, who's not one to fall behind her other mates is also getting in some hardcore Mario Kart 8 reps, this tournament will be a good showing when it arrives.So friends, where we at?
>>31928084This is gonna be a dumpster fire...
Towa is cute
>>31928025Good luck anon, please give us an idea of what her massive tail feels like
>>31928123Me two.
Hope people here don’t underestimate Sora and her ability to keep herself friendly
>>31928160PolkaIve been questioning if im a schizo even though i don't act like one, what are the signs?
>>31928188Furea...
>>31928155>>Amelia hate us and doesn't lurk after the doxLol
>>31928071someone with an opinionI’m not even a chink, but /hlg/ used to hate coco before she went nuclear on the zhangs. Apparently that was enough to rewrite the common sentiment about her STREAMING CAPABILITIES.
Here you go chumbuddies.https://streamable.com/ubxhx1https://streamable.com/4gd5cbhttps://streamable.com/hovugnI wanted to make these last night but I think my file was fucked, it kept desyncing the audio when I converted it into a webm.
>>31928111they are chancing the image every 24 hours I wonder if Artia is big enough to get her face added to the list
>>31928125Haachama. She did it before.
>>31928084>4 AMGood thing I'm going to miss it then
>>31928198I want to cum in Toe's ass
>>31928198Only with Bibi. Her naked head looks horrendous.
>>31928063Streaming in general is a numbers game. Arguably the most popular variety streamer in the world, xQc, has over 7 million follows on twitch (which is comparable to a youtube sub) and he usually sits under 100k live viewers
fattus cattus
>>31928167Nobody special.
>>31928168>browsing on phone>can still hear thisEverything is alright in the world.
>>31928125you mean like the time Kiara watch WoW music videos?
>>31928123M-me too!
>>31928229did she ever end up sneezing? i fell asleep in the middle of it.
>>31928229Thanks
Vote Ikadachishttp://poal.me/5prdbqhttp://poal.me/5prdbqhttp://poal.me/5prdbq
>>31928221concerns fags spammed her dm
>>31928260Nope
>>31928183Some Taiwanese kid probably drew this. This drawing makes no fucking sense, so it's based.
how come they are all suddenly playing falling guy again. out of content? is the golden age of hololive already past us?
>>31928179And Gura doesn't have any respect nor has earned any, desu.
>>31928217How many types of vinegar do you own?
>>31928229>https://streamable.com/ubxhx1>consentUOOOHHHH
>>31928183I dont get it
>>31928229>that last clipJesus fucking christ Gura...
>>31928266what platform do you all think she has DMs on? obviously not twitter.
>>31928251This but unironicallyYou faggots idolize and worship Sora when in reality she’s just some awkward girl (one of the youngest in hololive) that just wants some friends to talk to and would prefer to be separated from that bullshitNot to mention that Sora’s voice is ugly as shit and her singing is garbage compared to Azki.anyways
>>31928276New season I think
>>31928025Better hope her husband doesn't find out anon. He can crush you without even thinking about it.
>>31928167Sora...
>>31927313>>31927384>>31927417Okay pussyboys, let's do this shit.
>>31928194I juggle the Luna and Rikka streams while doing Reine reps and waiting for Ina, friend.
So are we back in the Fall Guys hololive arc?
>>31928088It's not like Watame couldn't just call Mori directly.
>>31928160KiaraEmotionally dead inside and cant even enjoy things properly. Holos are just barely getting me by
>>31928183Is that Pepsiman OC?
>>31928022Pink, if you trust art critics
>>31928217You feel it too don't you?
>>31928053That's because she has so little antis compared to the others here
>>31928265There is zero chance of Ina playing higher than difficulty 7
>>31928266dont spoonfeed the fag
>>31928084
>>31928028>risu least best, saw meds
>>31928266I take it you didn't have a good day last Sunday.
>>31928291
>>31928125Kiara had fantastic Holofes watchalongs for both days. She'll likely do a watchalong for the Bloom concert for gen 5 because it isn't in-person anymore; she talked about it last stream.
>>31928227I honestly couldn't give less of a shit about the China controversy, it seems like she just accidentally said something wrong without even realizing it so I don't see how she gets credit for "making chinks seethe," especially when she fucking apologized for it after she came back. I just hate her because she's a skank and she and talks like a Reddit comment section.
I miss her so much bros it hurts
>>31928309Fuck that one is actually good!
>>31928246
>>31928163what Youtube video did she watch along?
>>31928326Gura challenged her to difficulty 30 you retard
>>31928179>>31928279ok, now can you go back to fucking dogs?
>>31928315>It's not like Watame couldn't just call Mori directly.japanese autism please understand
Roomkino in t-10 hrs
>>31928084>overlapping with 3 ENs"Bruh."
>>31928160>KanataActually doing really well. Been taking care of myself all year, and Kanatan makes me feel really happy and inspires me to be a better man.
>>31928160pekoraadvanced stages of psychosis
>Ina RFA>have to wageslaveAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
for cute happy married couple
>>31928298ogey
>>31928361She challenged her but I don't remember her ever accepting it. Ina was planning on playing RFA for ages already.
>>31928309>demotivatorsAh, now this smells like 2008. Smells like home.
>>31928183Maybe a reference to that train game collab? I skipped it because it was all nip and overlapping Mori.
>>31928319art critics can eat a dick nanora
>>31928125Ina does it every Sunday, technically speaking.
>>31928291Are you trying to kill me, Anon?
>>31928123 I love Ina too!
>>31928298https://twitter.com/DenchiSoft/status/1343659175889534977
>>31928160InaBad
some anon asked for this yesterday and it turns out someone else on twitter had the same ideamori love
>>31928155>Amelia hate us and doesn't lurk after the doxSo that's why she did the gosling bait and switch...
>>31928374I will pray for you anon. That is legitimately the saddest thing I've heard all day
>>31928365Mori is too autistic to reach out to them too.
>>31928284Wtf kind of question is that?
>>31928160>Mori>I've been better.
>>31928155Ina unironically lurks here
Reposting for those who missed it, it's a hololive cursor collection.https://files.catbox.moe/fpyad4.7z
>>31928039So? She still has better overall numbers than any other holo besides Pekora (who also have tons of dead subs). You are not making a point here.
>>31928291Why does it hurt bros?
>>31928358Looks even worse than Aqua's first design.
>>31928309We need to go back further.
>>31928410>He wasn't here for vinegar anon
>>31928183>>31928292Me neither, but it's cool
GURA AWAKENS
>>31928309>Timewarping me back fifteen yearsPlease don't.
>>31928298Rude, but the singing is more of a case of Sora’s optimal range being Vocaloid tier, which is hard for even her to always do, so she’s in that spot where she sounds she’s holding back until the high parts rolls around
>>31928418If she does lurk here shes good at hiding her powerlevel. As expected of an old /a/non.
>>31928194Watching shion, friend!
>>31928276New season of it plus the JPs never really dropped it as hard as EN did.
how fucked is shehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L3ugw6yg4o
>>31928382Ina will accept it because she’s lonely and wants to seek validation from one of her only friends.
Phoggers daddy.
>>31928309kek
Oh no. Watame is broken.
Aloev...
>>31928440this early?
>>31928458These types of posts are annoying when we already fucking know.
>>31928298Sora is literally Jesus you fat fucking heretic sperg
>>31928298>You faggots idolize and worship Sora when in reality she’s just some awkward girl (one of the youngest in hololive) that just wants some friends to talk to and would prefer to be separated from that bullshitI remember her and Aqua shenanigans. What the fuck happened?
>>31928434I vaguely remember something about a weirdo with vinegar, but it was probably late
>>31928459Calm down anon
>>31928039>>31928179>>31928279hilarious that /hlg/ will never stop seething about the fact that Gura was the first to hit 1 million subs. In about 12 days Gura will even be the first to reach 2 million subs and in about half a year she will be the most subscribed vtuber in the whole world.
>>31928440Do you faggots have no lives? are you seriously just refreshing Guras Twitter non stop? KYS
>>31928406I wonder, what exactly did they ask for?
>>31928374I called in sick.
>>31928475i know, right?
>>31928309>Demotivators That takes me back
I love Amelia H. Watson. Do you?
>>31928364You run out of vocabulary already, pal? I swear you cunts both here and the other thread know three replies combined. Gura is overrated trash, doesn't make me a dog to call her out for not giving a shit about ANY of you. Cancels her streams half of the time and goes radio silent, yet you give her a pass because she has a loli avatar while shitting on Ayame for doingn the same. I guarantee you there's a higher chance Gura is getting fucked than Ayame and I hope you seethe over it. She's an awkward, cringy mess who would have been better off staying a drunk retard instead of pretending to be a cute retard. All of you who obsess over her are pathetic cucks and that will never, ever change. Next time you think otherwise, remind yourself that she's on the verge of killing herself BECAUSE SHE HATES HER FANS LIKE YOU. You're all collectively the worst thing to ever happen to her yet she still tries to appease you because she has no other way of living. (You) and her are both fucked.tt unityfag-except-for-gura-because-you-schizos-are-obnoxious
>>31928408Best case scenario I'll be driving home when she starts.
>>31928194So since you're apparently watching fucking everything at all times, Who's looking best at mario kart so far? Besides Aqua.
>>31928309What is this space-time anomaly?
>>31928494no, idiot, i have notifications turned on
>>31928420Very cool of you Anon, thanks.
>>31928336The schizo fears the tree rrat.
>>31928400When the fuck are you making a streamable of it you fucking faggot?
>>31928494It isn't hard to set up scrapers anon. I didn't do it for Gura though.
>>31928458what the fuck is that shadowy figure in the thumbnail
>>31928353She was missing her boyfriend in Japan. How do you think she learned those moves in her 3D stream.
Was Gura in a gang in Atlantis?
>>31928321This doesnt apply to me. If anything I dont show much emotion outside of when im doing something like watching vtubers or doing something I like
>>31928309someone tweet a different variant of this to mori.
>>31928506ogey
>>31928532Looks like a really buff Gura
>>31928532It's ripped Gura
>>31928458>He wasn't there in any of Ina's cooking streamsPlease watch her streams.
>>31928532It's SHARKCHAD coming to dom ina
>>31928298>You faggots idolize and worship SoraWe? Fucking Hololive idolizes Sora. She's literal Jesus
>>31928461Something being bad enough to make you laugh doesn't make it good.
>>31928406Who Impregnated Calli?
>>31928495Calli with baby>>31897128
>>31928506I like how you freaks show just how obsessed you are by typing out so much text nobody will even read. You are mentally damaged and you make it easy for everyone to see.
>>31928532
Interesting news.I looked it up, and any attempt to make a throwaway account for the Sora thing would be moot. Their reddit site blocks people from posting for a month after account creation, a bug countermeasure that stayed up since then. So the only people who could do it would be people who made burner accounts back during the China arc before the barrier went up, or earlier, when you noticed that the girls publicly interact there and would want a shot at showing them something they'd like. So no retards can get in for at least one month, unless some poor fag wants to publicly become a laughingstock for having an account that isn't a clear burner built for one of those previously-stated purposes.
>>31928474>sex>miko>choco?>???>mori>luna???Anons, help a blindfag out please
Roboco Asshttps://youtu.be/q2Xl7GoEa1E
>>31928506OgeyWhere is your 800$ ads?
>>31928494WDYTWA FAGGOTkill yourself unironically
>>31928571Not obsessed, just bored and baiting, thanks for the (You)
>>31928536She's in the Watson fanclub
>>31928194nnnNAAAAAAA
>>31928474Sex, Miko, Choco, Marine, Mori and who?Weird choice
>>31928569impregnated her 5 foot futa dick?
>>31928171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D085cKY5oiY
>>31928590It's Aqua in the center. The rest are right.
>>31928160>Ame>Can't even tell anymore
>>31928491Is that why the shitposting on her ramped up all of a sudden? Because she's getting close to 2 mil?
>>31928506k
>>31928604as i said, you are mentally ill
>>31928160Ame.I've been better.
>>31928229God I love her new bgm. It's literally PERFECT in that last clip. Dumb but extremely cute shark.
>>31928536Gura is a mentally ill little Atlantean girl who convinced herself she is a shark and ran away from home
>>31928474>Pink girl gang>Choco>MarineI don't understand
Gura is not depressed, she is just doing whatever she can to cripple her own sub count, she does not want to get to 2 millionand she definitely does not want to become the biggest vtuber when she eats Kizuna Ai
>>31928482
I ordered the complete pack, but it's shipping in may/june and I may end up moving house by then. Would I be able to change the shipping address later if I move?
>>31928298>You faggots idolize and worship Sora when in reality she’s just some awkward girl (one of the youngest in hololive) that just wants some friends to talk to and would prefer to be separated from that bullshitDon't know if she's too busy or holo members actively trying to avoid her but she streams alone most of the time. And if there is collab, its always someone outside of hololive.
>>31928609I think the tweet said the common theme is "pink".
>Gura already awakeWhat?
>>31928491Cover is seething too, they excluded her from that 1 milion sub holos pic yesterday
>>31928569
>>31928171Based, I don't mind if she cancel her stream today.
>>31928622At least I'm not a Gura fan, thanks for the (You)
How do you think Ollie's gonna handle Matsuri-senpai?
>>31928647she sleeps irregularly, not just late
>>31928506ogey.tldr
>>31928590>>31928609>>31928629It's Aqua, not Marine.
>>31928039>your daily reminder that Pekora is a numberfag
>>31928160InaPretty good. My priestess' RFA stream will rejuvenate me for a whole month!
>>31928648What pic?
>>31928512From what I've been watching the folks who are looking to be in tip top shape are Watame, Rushia, and Suisei. Watame especially looks to be a very good contender. Okayu and Kanata might be hiding their power level (doubtful.) Shion still stinks.
>>31928315I mean for a song, she might have had to, since they'd have to negotiate terms for payment or whatever
>>31928635this rrat is as old as hololiveEN, please come up with something new already
>>31928639Thanks i remember now
>>31928628>Gura thinks that she ran away from home in an act of rebellion to learn more about the surface world>In reality, she just bumped her head and got lost
>be gura>family hates you>haven’t had real life social interaction in years>abandoned your circle of OTV/VA friends because they’re leeches>nobody in hololive wants to collab with you>even the people in your own gen find you daunting and more distanced than the others she’s going through the realization now that she was born to be alone. wherever she goes she’s devoid of genuine pragmatic, platonic intimacy. that explains her recent uptick in depression and lack of streaming. graduation soon
>>31928641If it is by normal postal then you just tell the post office.
>>31928298anonchama... you posted cringe
>>31928629Choco has pink highlights.
>>31928536
>>31928160>Mori>More healthy than ever, but my social skills have been deteriorating.
>>31928481Sora’s schedule doesn’t lead to easy online collabsFor example, Sora has a concert with her vSinger friends on the 17th. And at the end on the month Sora, Aqua and Gen 1 will be in a major vTuber concert which also has Kizuna AI, Himehima, Gorilla, GEMS COMPANY, Fuji Aoi etc. And of course the usual company promotion, and Sora’s actual rest days
>>31928641If you live in burgerland you can set up mail forwarding from your old address to your new one. The mail that matches your old address and name would be sent to the new one. Pretty sure that would work for packages too.
>>31928692Ogey
>>31928615>>31928667Got it, thanks
>>31928158It was great. Really recommend checking the VOD, unless you can't stand watching people that aren't very good at a game.
>>31928692I hope so
>>31928660How do you think Matsuri-senpai's gonna handle Ollie?
>>31928692>>even the people in your own gen find you daunting and more distanced than the others>Ame's most frequent collaber>just had a well received collab with Mori
>>31928692Amelia will save her.
>>31928692What are you talking about?
>>31928653Yet, you are a pathetic waste of a human being who is satisfied with getting (you)s on an anonymous imageboard.
>>31928698Will Ina stay quiet during RFA or play it up like the JPHolos?
>>31928635she's just coasting along, resting on her laurels
>>31928692
>>31928692her genmates will save her. I believe in unity.
>>31928250not fat what the fuck
>>31928692>>nobody in hololive wants to collab with yousametori next week
>>31928692>she’s going through the realization now that she was born to be alone. wherever she goes she’s devoid of genuine pragmatic, platonic intimacy.Gura's very relatable
>>31928674
>>31928670Pretty based if you ask me.
>>31928569>the baby's hair is orange with shades of greenI wonder
>>31928740She'll """accidentally""" mute herself if it gets bad just to spite you
>>31928692stop projecting
>>31928739(You) keep replying, seething. Thanks for the (You)
>>31928748Kiara collabs for the numbersGura collabs because she wants someone to talk to
>>31928742>>31928742Is Gura the Dean Ambrose of Holo Live?
>>31928682Why come up with something new when it's the truth?
https://youtu.be/mZ0sJQC8qkE>Most popular Holo in history>Forgotten>Left at the end of the vid>After their indog senpaisWhat the fuck is this shit?
https://files.catbox.moe/p87r43.mp4HAACHAMA CHAMA!I miss her...
Imagine having such awful return on effort for (You)s.
>>31928160>Ina>I haven't talked to a normal person in months...
>>31928692You crab in a buck mentality weirdos really want to see gura at her lowest huh?Your narrative fan fiction wont come true, now stop being a faggot and take your meds
>>31928648>>31928674>Imagine the lead time on shipping cards to Gura for signing and then shipping them back to Japan
>>31928160GuraI literally can't stop thinking about her
>>31928309
>>31928726That's mainly because EN really doesn't care that much about numbers.
>>31928689Every small thing we think is wrong with her mentally is due to irreparable brain damage she got when running away from atlantis
>>31928648Cover seems to willfully ignore or downright dislike EN a lot of the times.
>>31928536>Gura only knows Amelia by association and a weird familiarity>Turns out Ame was investigating the flurry of disappearances at sea and found out about Gura's gang but Gura forgot all her memories of it
>>31928692Ogey.But really, she has to break the cycle and approach a JP/ID to collab. As someone else said in the last thread, she has become the daikouhai.
Fisting with Shion!
>>31928772sure son
>>31928777>he doesn't chat with the Priestess
>>31928774https://files.catbox.moe/e7uasw.mp4She'll come back.. right?
I've been away for a while. who's got some wholesome narratives to bring me back to speed?
>>31928641A few weeks before they ship it out, they'll email you to ask if you need the address changed.
>>31928740Look at her cooking streams.
>>31928370Cute gorilla, wanna cuddle but dont wanna strangled
>>31928773>Mori gets in the same video as Sora, Haachama, Pekora, Miko, Marine and CocoWATAME IS BEHIND THIS I AM SURE OF IT!
>>31928789Wait wait wait, get this:Socially Awkward Reapertemplate onegai
just got off workhow was Anya's watch along?
>>31928781it’s not a narrative faggot it’s all confirmed and based on facts
>>31928309ah...home...
>>31928770No, he's you. A has-been.
>>31928194Please include short youtube-links with your posts.
>>31928807Amelia's Fujo orgy plan is in the works
>>31928229I suppose my dick would be big to someone so small
The Kiara mommy stuff was really cringe
>>31928676I see Matsuri practising maps, and doing quite well all things considered. And if her memory is as good as it seems it'll work.Her actual combat performance otoh.
>>31928755Isn't that some Japanese promotion though?
>>31928692>even the people in your own gen find you daunting and more distanced than the others>actually collabs with them every week and each time is better than the previous oneI recomend you actually watch her, even irf a little bit, if you want to make decent rrats
>>31928807Pekora is averaging 10-12k more viewers than Gura
>>31928712Damn those schedules look pack as shit. No wonder she cant streams as much, let alone collabs with anyone.
>>31928824>nobody in hololive wants to collab with youHe forgets Shion, Haachama...others.Yeah this is a rrat
>>31928160>>31928160>GuraLife fucking sucks and I'm only going out to the park bar and to buy protein and booze but at least I can do 15 pull ups and dips without dying, although I expected more escapism and hope from all this almost pointless work.
>>31928823She liked the movie
>>31928712GEMS is a vtuber company? I guess that explains the collab my gacha got awhile back.
>>31928843That's 35p's job.
>>31928824>family hates you>nobody in hololive wants to collab with you>even the people in your own gen find you daunting and more distanced than the othersYea sure mate, whatever you said
>>31928789>>31928309Fuck. LEMME drop something on my lunch break.
>reading this post right nowcover employee>literal /ourgirl/ /confirmedhere/ /a/ /specialplace/>comes here every other day to laugh at shitposts and maybe make some>actually busy with stuff so doesn't spend a lot of time here>responsible for 50% of early KLK memesMori>comes here to laugh at shitposts and steal memesRisu>confirmed lurked here /badplace/, probably /cgl/>was hurt by haters, almost stopped coming here. said herself she doesn't come here anymore.>visits us once or twice a week to check out posts about herself and other girls and steal unfunny memes.>wants to make screencaps for the next meme review.>confirmed active on reddit/twitter.Kiara>probably spent a year in /ic/ and /xivg/>busy with work and reps>maybe comes here once a week>thinks visiting here is egosurfing (everyone loves her), prefers shitposting about drawing more than holosIna>was here once or twice, maybe comes about every couple of weeks/when mori/kiara leak screencaps>has bad memories of this place (doxxing), doesn't particularly like us>had several reddit accounts, confirmed posted there>spends time being readonly on twitter/reddit or talking to girls on discord, otherwise plays games/reads.Ame>possibly discordnigger, mostly talks to other streamers/old friends>alternatively, HERE more than mori, literally autistic and almost never breaks containment>UOH>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGura
>>31928812Thanks. It's good to know they do this kind of thing, considering how far in advance they take orders.
>>31928676I feel like Okayu's hiding her powerlevel. She loves Mario games after all
I'm not saying Gura is gonna kill herself soon or any nonsense like that, but she clearly did sound pretty down this MC stream.And considering how chipper and bratty she was in cooking or RFA, I conclude, being the armchair psychologist I am, that she's clearly manic-depressive. Give it couple more days and she'll act hyper again.
>>31928824squeaks anon#236435 on an imageboard on the internet
>>31928802Not sure why that bothers you so much
>>31928824The ramblings of the voices in your head are not facts anon
now we just need a rage comic meme
>>31928160>MoriGreat, I feel like the pandemic has actually helped my mental state a bit because seeing all those normalfags break down while I weather the storm with no issues has helped my self-confidence.
>>31928848Matsuri is good but she can't stop choking at the most crucial moments
>>31928309Please don't remind me of simpler times
>>31928887AAAAAAAAAAAA ANON YOUR FORMATTING YOU FUCKER
>>31928859By the way, Haachama asked Gura for a collab months ago. Why has it still not happened yet?
>Gura (1 bite/minute):-very experienced with anal. can go for hours-loves eating cum and doesn't charge extra for it-favorite position: pronebone anal>Artia ($400/hour):-changes personality when naked, goes full slut mode-loves fellatio but is terrible at it. makes weird noses and tears up when deepthroated-favorite position: kneeling blowjob>Amelia ($700/hour):-hard to satisfy with an average cock. loves them big and veiny-doesn't stop when told. will keep fucking you long after you come-favorite position: squatting cowgirl>Pekora ($500/hour):-extremely sensitive nipples. will moan, writhe, cry, and even come, just from nipple play-never gives fellatio but loves getting cummed on and playing with the sticky load-favorite position: mating press>Pikamee ($800/hour):-will never face you during sex. makes almost no noise-it's near impossible to make her come, but will get angry and bitchy if you finish or stop fucking her-favorite position: arched back doggy style>Kiara ($600/hour):-turbo slut. takes multiple clients at once.-endless stamina. will go on for a whole night-favorite position: double penetration cowgirl>Ina ($1000/hour):-extremely tight and sensitive. if you are rough she will call the night off. moans intensely but quietly.-she's always wet, and sweats profusely during sex-favorite positions: spooning and holding hands missionary>Coco ($400/hour):-obsessed with impregnation and risky sex. refuses condoms and claims to be on birth control (but isn't)-if intensely aroused, will sometimes lactate-favorite position: leg lock missionary>Calliope (1 soul):-master foreplayer. will tease you long before letting you penetrate. most will come in only few thrusts-offers variety of sex clothes, including cosplay-favorite position: lotus (sitting in lap facing you)>Yagoo ("free"):-he will turn you into a femboy and wear you down in his dungeon
>>31928893Sounds like you're projecting
>>31928920He got me too!
>>31928896Not sure why you are delude yourself so much
>>31928901go ahead and make one.
>>31928125ame already did this during NYE stream
>>31928816Well, yes Watame is behind this, this type of video is kind of her thing.
>>31928807Ollie is going to marry me.
>>31928887.... What?
>>31928921Because she wanted to play overcooked
>>31928921If Haachama gets a Mori collab next week then we'll truly know.
>>31928944
>>31928916>Thinks back to 3-4 runs in a row fucking up the 3rd lap jump.Yeah. We'll see I guess. I don't think any of my favorites will win, but I'm hoping they place at least.
Ahem...FUCK SEANIGGERSthat is all
I FUCKING LOVE SORA!
>>31928887Your formatting makes me VERY angry Anon.
>>31928936Cute ESL
>>31928944Watame gets what Watame wants
>>31928887>probably spent a year in /ic/Obviously not considering she actually made it.
>>31928971Dangerously based
>>31928353Order yourself a cheese, cheese pan. With the cheese on the here. Ear of pizza.
>>31928938Mori's tech problems fit very well in this template.
>>31928968I feel like it's probably going to be Okayu/Aqua/Susei at the end. Aqua's a pretty much guarantee
>>31928850I'm not that Anon, nor do I agree with what he said. But it's genuinely difficult for yuros to watch Gura, because she only seems to stream when its like 1am-5pm here. You have to be a literal vampire or NEET with severe sleep deprivation.
>>31928938I'm range banned anon ;_;
>>31928930Imma order one Mori to go.
>>31928740What are the odds of Papa'nis kicking down the door in the middle of it?
Tokoyami Towa? More like TowaUzbekistan because I am going to destroy Towa's tight pussy just like how Genghis Khan pillaged Samarkand in 1220. I want to rail her senseless until she screams "TASHKENT-TE, YAMERO", as I Jizzakh deep into her. I want to fuck her until my nuts are drained dry just like the Aral Sea. I bet her snatch has been used and visited by many throughout her life, just like the ancient silk road city of Bukhara whereby many traders pass by. But despite that I still believe that Towa is still as pure as the Amu Darya River which flows in in the Qaraqalpaqstan region of North-western Uzbekistan, and still as fertile as the Ferghana Valley which is a fertile paradise of an intermountain depression in what is an often dry part of Central Asia in Eastern Uzbekistan. I also don't mind because I love Towa just like how Uzbeks love their pilaf, so much that they actually made the world's largest serving of pilaf weighing 7.3 tonnes last year in September during O'zbegim, whereby a total of 50 chefs from across the country used 1,500 kilograms of beef, 400 kilograms of mutton, 2,700 kilograms of carrots, 220 kilograms of onions, 440 liters of cooking oil and 57 kilograms of salt to make the dish. I also want to do a different variant of mating press with Towa, called “Doubly Landlocked”, whereby I will dominate Towa’s tiny body on all sides, just like how Uzbekistan is one of the only two doubly landlocked countries in the world. I also want to violate Towa just like how the Uzbek president Islam Karimov was responsible for severe violation of basic human rights through tortures and executions of prisoners.
>>31928635Should stream JRPGs then or alternatively gsg
>>31928978>>31928920are you frustrated?i just took edited the post by some other anon
>>31928773>>Most popular Holo in historyWut
>>31928930MORE.
>>31928938>"Hey guys I've got ASMR planned!>WOOOOO>"OH NO IT'S BROKEN!">RAGE
>>31928824Anon the voices in your head are not facts
Is it just me or is Ina's jap better than Calli's?
>>31929020Well, according to NUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERS
>>31928947congratz, bro. hopefully, she doesn't eat your brain before the honeymoon (or hopefully she does? I don't know what shit you're into)
>>31929012based and özbekpilled
>>31928930I think there used to be a full pasta of this that included all the girls in order, now I regret not saving it when I could.
>>31928309It's been a while... here's the template.
>>31928976I LOVE FUCKING SORA!
>>31928893Gura most likely just had a bad day unrelated to anything significant and couldn't muster her usual gusto due to seasonal depression.
>>31928643Did you miss the train collab like 2 weeks ago with Aki,Nene and Kiara?
>>31929035This is true
Would this be a good meme for coco?https://youtu.be/Jbyr3yqcIHc
>>31928807All the EN girls still talk to each other, and even though they've gotten busier lately, they make the effort to keep their bonds strong behind the scenes.Ina connected with Nabi-mama and they've been doing great stuff, and Ina seems to keep growing in confidence regarding her streams.Ame had her birthday recently, and is really glad to have her audience with her. She's also leaning a bit more into the "harem protagonist" role that popped up around her.Gura is clearly taking Hololive seriously. Last night she brought up how she thinks about how to do better on streams a lot, which shows that this isn't a fly-by-night gig. Rrats try to go wild over it, but you know how they like to find false contexts. She's striving to become a great entertainer every day.Mori is done with her scythe-swinging job, and has started streaming full-time. She's stumbled a little, but is clearly starting to get into the swing of it, with a recent 7 hour long Crash stream. That kind of long stream right out the full time gate really shows off how she's growing as a streamer!Kiara is back from her 3 day long break, and raring to go! She loves her job, and she loves her fans. When she saw that Ame had done a 9 hour stream, she dedicated herself to going even further beyond and turned a regular Minecraft stream into a 9 1/2 hour long affair, and enjoyed every second of it!HoloEN is continuing to grow, gain confidence, and become something great. The growth is truly special, and they're doing their best to get even better.
>>31928987But what do I do with the pepeloni on it
>>31928893She's probably on her period
>>31929042Would you like to change your name back now Test-shizo?
>>319287732 million isn't shit for the english audience, and vtubers in general are a literally who in the market. They're working to establish a brand for future gens, despite what you think
>>31928944Is Watame confirm deadbeat?Confirm Holo deadbeat: Suisei, Polka.Coco amd Miko sing her song as well.
>>31928991We'll see. Suisei is another of my favorites.
>>31928757>Gura starts retweeting stuff>the schizos come out
>>31929012kek
RRATATTACK>Gura is overrated and low energy because she doesn't like her work>Ayame sucks off hololive executives>Calli is a mother irl>Ina joined hololive just to promote art>Aloe took over Coco's channel, hence the hiatus>One of the idols is a cripple, you have to guess which>Kiara is AGP>Risu is a doxnig>The person behind Ame isn't real>Pekora suffers from FAS>None of the idols are young or fertile
>>31928793I wouldn't be surprised if it was due to their massive incompetence and the nature of Japanese companies to be completely Japan centric. It wouldn't come as a shock to learn that Cover doesn't even fully realize how successful EN is. To the Japanese, Japan has around 1/3 of the population of the US, but 1 Japanese citizen is 3x as valuable as a US citizen. Maybe some intern will say "You know, Gura has over a million subscribers despite only debuting a few months ago" and someone else responds "The English speaking audience is much larger, 1 million isn't a big deal for them." Cover when discussing how to boost the popularity of Hololive, focus on Hololive in Japan, and Japanese Holos. English and Indonesian Holos are more of an afterthought. Except they care a little more about Indonesia purely because it's closer to Japan, and Indonesia is more Asian. The money they make doesn't matter, the subscribers they get doesn't matter, the boosts they give to Japanese Holos is somewhat helpful but to Cover a boost in Western audience isn't as valuable as a boost in Japanese audience.
>>31928893Is that what manic depression is? I thought it was normal to have very good and very bad days
>>31928160Inait's improved greatly since coming to /hlgg/
A Gura JP collab would be only cringe, no kino. That includes bloken English Haachama. Thank you for sparing us, Gura.
>>31929072That reminds me, I have to catch up on the Suisei VOD from earlier Man, I really gotta fix my sleep schedule
>>31928930Ina Inaa INAAAAAAAAAA
>>31928757why are №usagi like this?
>>31929039the only other thing i have is an alternative Ina option, that's probably better>Ina (5 sanity/minute):-super M. she will only be wet and ready after rough pain inflicting foreplay.-extremely tight. sweats profusely during sex-favorite positions: bound and lying on stomach
>>31929009Ina will send them shopping like she did for her first karaoke stream.
>>31928971I just want to fuck Reine.
>Gura starts retweeting stuff>the schizos come out
>>31928229
>>31929107
>>31928813That takoyaki stream had some of the cutest noises I've ever heard
>>31929054As a matter of fact, yes. Completely forgot about it and never get around to watch the VOD as well.
>>31928807one posted yesterday>Ina saw this edit and it upset her so much that she decided to push the lore away from eating Takos. That's why she mentioned Takodachi being smelly and tasting awful a while ago, and it's the real reason she made ikayaki instead of takoyaki. She wants the fanbase to become subconsciously accustomed to the idea that "tako = friend/pet, Ika = food". That's why she she mentions preferring eating ika in general and posted https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346948198548393985
>>31929107Oh hey she is retweeting stuff nice. I can't wait for the member's stream and I hope her trials stream is just as fun if not better than button's.
>>31928986Based on what?
Last two digits is how long Ina's RFA will be
>>31929107What if gura IS the schizos?
>>31928807No one watches Pekora here, just uses her for shit flinging and her audience has crashed as a result.
>>31929078>>Ina joined hololive just to promote artSo, we buying literal who game was all part of her plan?
12月同接中央値 December Median Numbers1位 35,496 ホロ 兎田ぺこら Pekora2位 26,101 ホロ Gawr Gura3位 23,334 にじ 花畑チャイカ Chaika4位 23,025 ホロ 宝鐘マリン Marine5位 21,673 ホロ 湊あくあ Aqua6位 20,803 にじ リゼ・ヘルエスタ Lize7位 20,367 にじ 葛葉 Kuzuha8位 16,160 ホロ 百鬼あやめ Ayame9位 16,006 にじ 月ノ美兎 Mito10位 15,411 ホロ 戌神ころね Korone11位 14,562 ホロ さくらみこ Miko12位 14,266 にじ 剣持刀也 Toya13位 13,901 ホロ 紫咲シオン Shion14位 13,440 にじ 笹木咲 Sasaki15位 13,394 ホロ 潤羽るしあ Rushia16位 12,959 ホロ Ninomae Ina’nis17位 10,880 ホロ Watson Amelia18位 10,707 ホロ 大空スバル Subaru19位 10,673 ホロ 獅白ぼたん Botan20位 10,618 ホロ 猫又おかゆ Okayu>HOLOEN IS IN RECLINE HOLOEN IS IN RECLINEGreetings fellow /hlgg/ers, how dost thou fairest on thine finest day? Today, I'm here to elucidate you faggots on the fact that holoEN has reclined off the fucking WAZOO.Let's take a look at the stats, shall we?>Gawr Gura46k viewers (Nov) -> 26k viewers (Dec)A big fucking decline for the /hlgg/-proclaimed "face of hololive!". A more than 20k viewer drop is fucking pathetic.Some possible reasons for why?- Lack of streams- Lack of community engagement- Frequent cancellations- Not entertaining outside of karaokes, and those get stale.>Watson Amelia21k viewers (Nov) -> 10k viewers (Dec)A HUGE FUCKING DROP ALSO for Gura's girlfriend - the detective from the United Kingdom! What's happening? Oh what's that, people are sick of her lack of any real talent and her streaming oversaturation and her constant shitting on the community?>Ninomae Ina'nis20k viewers (Nov) -> 13k viewers (Dec)Congratulations to Ina for having the least recline of any EN member. 7k drop with the YT bug is fairly respectable. Sasuga, priestess!>Mori Calliope & Takanashi Kiara17k viewers (Nov) and 13k viewers (Nov) -> LITERALLY NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 20 ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY RECLINED OUT THE FUCKING ASS (7k viewers for both).Oh my god! Takamori reclined like a fucking reclining massage chair in the airport first class lounge! Fucking kek. Why? Because nobody likes them. EOPs hate them. JOPs definitely hate them (see: 5ch). And I know what you'll argue>THE YOUTUBE BUG THE YOUTUBE BUGOkay. But you cannot ARGUE that THE RATE OF RECLINE FOR HOLOEN IS FAR GREATER THAN THE RATE OF RECLINE FOR HOLOJP.See:>Pekora-san46k (Nov) -> 36k (Dec)10k drop only.>Aqua-san24k (Nov) -> 21k (Dec)fucking 3k drop. nani?>Marine-san27k (Nov) -> 23k (Dec)4k drop only. nani?What's the answer here? Oh right. EOP viewers are fucking bandwagoning little shits that give off the illusion of a lot of viewers - but they're gone almost immediately to jump onto the next trend. We call this phenomenon the "EOP mirage". Pekora suffered a 10k viewer drop which is quite stark for a JP member - but that's because she has many more EOPfags than Marine/Aqua.Case in point:>Koronesan25K viewers (Nov) -> 15k (Dec)another 10k drop for a holoJP with a historically high EOP viewer percentage.Anyway, to sum up. Gura dropped 20k viewers and got fucked (50% of viewerbase). Ame, Mori dropped 10k+ (50%+ of viewerbase), Ina dropped 7k (~30% of viewerbase), Kiara dropped 7k (inflated because of holotalk x2).Again, these are numbers. That's it. I love all EN girls.
>>31929136>mists emitting from her pussyHOT
>>31928971Ok, pick one:
>>31929107Their dedication to hate watching her is impressive
>>3192914747 seconds. Not bad.
>Shion noises
>>31929078>Ina joined hololive just to promote artThis one legitimately doesn't make sense. That's on the level of saying Mori is just Eminem with a voice changer.
>>31929147>47 minutes>6-7 minutes setup and intro, 10-12 minutes outro and wrap-upSounds about right
>>31928210Isn't that the girl who did the Human Centipede watchalong?
>>31929147in minutes, hours or days?
>>31929158Kys
>>31929078Here's the real rrat.>One (and only one) of these is actually true.
>My oshi is Gura>I post more about wanting to have hot sex with most of the JPs more than I post about her when she's not streamingWhat does it mean?
>>31928971Now that you mention it, this place really has gone down hill with ID2.
>>31929158
>>31929158UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NUMBERS MORE NUMBERS
>>31929107I bet they don't care about Gura if she has low subs.
>>31929078>Ina joined hololive just to promote artNigga you what
>>31928309Why are all deadbeats either oldfags or prime shitposters?
>>31929158Go on
>>31929091The ikamen don't know...
>>31929158>live viewers
>>31929157That does remind me, how is that game anyway?
>>31929078>None of the idols are young or fertileyou take that back motherfucker
>>31929160RisuRisuRisuRisu
>>31929061based unitychad
>>31928921Gura is a mega-autist and is terrified of messing up her first JP collab. As a result, it will be ages before she does one.
>>31929156>mistsSteam, anon, STEAM.
Shion is so cute, my heart is melting, I wish I could understand what's she saying...
>>31929158Aw yes NUMBERS NUMBER FUCKING NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERSNUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS
Polka liked my comment, bye virgins
She's pregnant
>>31929089Manic depression is an old term for bipolar, and it can be to an extent, it just depends, are those good and bad days actually caused by something, or do you just feel shit one day even though nothing went wrong, and sometimes you're fine even if something actually did go wrong? either way I'm no doctor, so take a look yourself.
>>31929209Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to bring up the VOD recline as well? Holy fucking shit you make mE SOF UCKign angry i swear to fucking god what the fuck is wrong with some of you faggots? just accept your fucking talents are in recline and shut the fuck up holy fucking shit I'm actually fucking angry.
>>31928930You left out "addicted to kissing" on Ina
>>31929158>mito above koroneIs impressive how that girl is always staying relevant and doing crazy stuff. Would watch her if I knew nip
>>31928420nice thanks, I'll get the reine one for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=10775&v=miy1O9QZcKM&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=CocoCh.%E6%A1%90%E7%94%9F%E3%82%B3%E3%82%B3>Sing a love song about Kana on stream>I like angels who watch over me warmly>Don't call me by any weird nicknames>Everyone's talking about marriage>But when I'm feeling down your gentle voice helpsIt's over guys Coco has turned to the gay side..
I want to beat the smug out of this brat
>>31929160treerrat
>>31929158NUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERS
>>31929158>Pekora-san>46k (Nov) -> 36k (Dec)>10k drop only.>ONLYCaptive audience in a two hour span of timezones, a huge SEA boost, and still lost 10K. It's over. The Japanese are abandoning ship from the SEAnig plague.
>>31929251Yes, with my child!
Reminder that Pekora doesn't care about №usagis and only sees them as statistics and №usagi only care about Pekora because of her numbers
>>31929256Ogey
>>31929261Who?
>>31928930One Ina please...
>>31929147>47 yearsjesas
>>31929256>Do you want me to bring up the VOD reclineyes
>>31929265can't wait for gurame to move in together this year so holoEN can have their own hololive house kino
>>31929158Sono loro o non sono loro?I NUMERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Coco mentioned on her membership stream that she's asked multiple times about an EN collab, but hasn't received a reply from the management team on the EN side.
>>31928921Maybe she wants to save her first jp collab for someone in particular?
>>319284585 minutes warmup8 minutes of playing15 minutes trying to catch breathend stream
>>31929256Okay i accept it now go back
>>31929164It'll only get worse when she hits 2 million
>>31929254Man, i swear these threads cause more people to self diagnose themselves with shit than tumblr
>>31929158>Marine below ChaikaYou gotta be shitting me.
Sora will save the Holostars!https://youtu.be/AVfwXUS2eIo
>>31929089Bipolar depression comes in waves so you might have a few days to weeks where you are SUPER ENERGETIC can do anything but are also kind of snappy and aggressive. Then swing into the Depression where you fucking hate living and it just sucks ass. There are different types of it.
>>31929191Means you need to work on your Gura fapping reps
>>31929302Oh, so it's Enma's fault.Or they probably don't want orange woman near the EN because of the bugmen.
>>31929256>live viewerscope more.
>>31929265That is actaully the gayest thing I think any of the girls have done
>Buyee doesn't recognise yuropoor lettersWell. Do they figure it out when you just do the typical ö -> oe, ä -> ae ??Is Buyee even a good option? Never bothered to buy anything from Japan, and people were doomposting about geekjack being super slow or never delivering. Willing to pay more to get that shit without hassle.Also wondering similar things with Nabi's book
>>31929158Ame does a shit ton of watch-a-longs. That drastically fucks with medians.
I miss old Gura...
>>31929345except for the fact that two girls have actually had sex, but i guess thats not gay
>>31928160GuraFeeling good because my oshi told me she loves me last night.
Guramehttps://youtu.be/H1itdhjmUDo
>>31929256Good lord nousagis are pathetic
>>31929323Better than ignoring it, I think. And only in response to stuff anons say.
>>31929302Yeah...From Coco's member zatsudan a few hours ago:>brainstorming with members for stream ideas>someone brings up EN Collab(rough TL)>I'm asking for collaboration, but I haven't received a reply yet, but I'm definitely asking for it. >perhaps I've been asking for a reply all the time. Maybe I'm NG * laughs * >Well, I'm still waiting for the reply so please wait! Timestamp is 18:40 on her latest member video. She also talks about Ame in one section but it's nonsubstantial
>>31929256If you can bring the Dec 2020 of Watched hours/minutes for both EN and JP I would really appreciate that. Currently I only have the one for JP only. December 2020, both EN and JP, please
>>31928992and what does that have to do with Gura nt getting along with her genmates?
http://poal.me/j51q59http://poal.me/j51q59http://poal.me/j51q59
>>31929332Sora the merciful goddess
>>31929236
>>31929251which one?
>>31929082Japanese companies are pretty unique in their distaste of foreigners.
Real question! Do nutsakis watch pekora stream or they just want to cope with numbers?
>>31929158So after three months of consistent views, half of her viewers decided to stop watching. Makes perfect sense, numberfag.
>>31929339The worst part is that she hasn't been asking and just been told 'no', she's been asking basically since she got back from her Chinese vacation but has been getting ghosted.>ENに大分前からコラボの依頼してるけど返事が来ないHer words specifically.
>>31929335But I love her like a daughter
>>31929357>except for the fact that two girls have actually had sex, but i guess thats not gaywe speak in facts here
hi 4chan!Im not amelia's sister now,Im Shion's friend!Anon, do you love me?
>>31929157>>31929210She was a character designer so she had no impact on anything other than the character status menu art and some bullshots. The game itself is laughably bland in that it's Kemco-levels of creativity. Granted, that could be a positive depending on who you are.
>>31929302>>31929339The solution is a Minecraft EN Server tour, with all 5 members + Coco, to divide the chinkbots into the different streams.
>>31929061>>31929082what an unusual post.No NuMberS? no depression, ships, doooooom? Nobody is secretly hating anyone or graduating?how do I seethe at something like this? I'm confused.
>>31929285True. This is why I dropped my membership and subscription. Funny how learning more Japanese made her less tolerable.
>>31928039Graduation when?
>>31929393>doesnt know about noefure controller bruisesngmi newfag. do your archive reps
>>31929390Fucking Enma, that cunt
>>31929256anon, are you okay?, I thought you loved all the EN girls, because if not, I think you should go back to /hlg/
>>31929070Did Miko do a full cover? or just hum it to herself while playing? because if the latter counts, Peko's done it several times.
>>31929364fuck you nigger
>>31929394FUCK YOU, YOU FRIEND-BLAMING BITCH
>>31928909>Ever wonder what depression is for?>They stay calmer when everything goes to shit.
>>31929370>I'm asking for collaboration, but I haven't received a reply yet, but I'm definitely asking for it. Gotta wonder how long ago that ask was.
>>31929254>>31929333Well I'm not gonna diagnose myself with anything, but if one day i finally do decide to take my meds, ill bring this up with my doctor. ty anons
>>31929424Are you going to start crying?
>>31929415That shit isn't facts
>>31929256Im actually laughing at you right now, but yes - entertain me and bring out those numbers.
>>31928309>>31928309>>31929380LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>31929388No one here watches Pekora. She's in the wrong timezone and 90% here are EOPs.
>>31929390>>31929419Coco is a hazard to be around and collab with right now.
>>31929430The way she spoke about it sounds like she's continually asking, which is kind of sad if she's not even getting any sort of response. I'm turning into an Enma anti.
>>31929158>Marine losing to a literal faggotYou can't make this shit up. Is he actually funny or what?
Luna is being cuter than usual today.
>>31929406>collabing with Carson after the yabFelixchama..
>>31929394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4
>>31929460https://streamable.com/k04xp8
>>31929370NG=not good?I can't remember
>>31929370Interesting. Makes me wonder if EnMa is getting in the way of a lot of things they'd like to do but aren't able (thinking back to how Gura was talking about plans for her 1 mil that basically went nowhere)
>>31929463Funny, Enma is becoming my oshi.
>>31929466Felix is going to kill YoutubeLive
To the guy who dumped the holo cursors, thank lad, this shit is super cute.
>>31929302Can't really blame management here. Coco still is a hot topic and the bugs still haven't let it go
>>31929390That's shitty when they should know that just a single Coco x Gura collab would be enough to squash the bugs for good. They fear the shark.
>>31929390Is it even about Coco specifically? There was basically no JP-EN collabs after the initial rush. Nene, Polka, Ina is the only recent one.
>>31929460after the stunt she pulled in dc im surprised cover hasnt graduated her
>>31929333Funfact: America is the largest consumer of SSRIs by an exponentially large margin. This number has only skyrocketed since the beginning of the pandemic and there is a silent shortage occurring due to being unable to maintain the demand.
>>31929464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZadWZ9u93JgPretty funny, yeah.
Sometimes I wish Pekora had a yab big enough to make her graduate just so that I could witness the retarded nutsackis commiting mass suicide.
>>31929476NG is Neutral Good.She's lying of course, she's CN at best.
>>31929476Banned
>>31929061I miss Haachama's EN-streams.
>>31929381Nice.
>>31929390Why is Enma like this?
>>31928790ENTER
>>31929463I'd be rather surprised if she was asking an EN manager directly. Odds are much higher if she has to go through Managers its her manager talking with the EN ones.Also reminder Enma is just one of 2-3 managers EN girls share.
>>31929158Cool numbers, but why post this with an image of an old spreadsheet?
>>31929158>check Ame on playboard>19th most superchatted worldwide last week>will probably be just as high this week due to the birthday buff>proceed to reply ogey to this post without reading itogey
>>31929191It just means Gura isn't erotic at all except when an artist gives her a big ass.
>>31929371I had done a chart of that stuff for yearly stats, but I didn't separate it by month.Use the other chart that shows stream hours for the months of January to November, then subtract their total hours from the total yearly numbers here, and you'll have total stream hours for December left over.
>>31929396I guess I'll take a second look later. But I figured some anons bought it.I mean, I was already eyeing it back in EA.
>>31929521Kiara only cares about numbers enough to be sad but not enough to milk any amount of success. If she was a true numberfag by now she'd be ahead of Ina and wouldn't do 9 hour jrpg streams.
>>31929501rent free
>>31928309>shitty 森 motivationalsyou've just led me down a dark path anon
>>31929107>>31929319SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSYIt's going to be fun when Gura laps Pekora in 2 months.
friends?
>>31928755>>31928648Why exclude her?
>>31929478I kind of doubt it, there's no real reason for her to block a 1 mil celebration and Gura has a long history of dropping things without warning.Aside from the Coco thing, I'm pretty sure the only thing she's really blocking is Mori's collab with critikal
>>31929542Incorrect. Art has nothing to do with it. Towa hardly has any erotic art and I still want to give her my massive yab.
>>31929581THEYARE
>>31929545Here's the chart I was talking about in the post, by the by.
>>31929158Holy autisimo are you ogey anon?
>>31929581NO WIFE
>>31929581With benefits.
>>31929488It's one thing to get a 'no'It's another entirely to get ghosted by the management of your own company. That's horrendously unprofessional.
>>31929581Fujo alliance.
a gift from /eftg/, use it wisely
>>31929560I was an original backer on the first and second kickstarter but didn't back the third. Just know that Ina was brought on to stimulate interest which is what actually made the third try successful.
https://streamable.com/rrub5yWhen the fuck are the ENs gonna play this game. I don't care who. Someone just needs to.
>>31928458I bet she did plenty of /fit/ reps in advance.
>>31929582>She's in another continent >Doesn't have 3d>Cant speak japaneseLots of reasons.
>>31929586>Coco collab banCringe>spoilerImmeasurably based
>>31929589Towa also has an extremely erotic design by default.
>>31929563Not in his head. Nousagis are living in every thread rent free. The stupid fucks are the most hated fanbase on 5ch, 4chan, RUchan, and TWchan.
>>31929492>There was basically no JP-EN collabs after the initial rush. Nene, Polka, Ina is the only recent one.Anon please look at Kiara's schedules
>>31929158based numberchad
OH NONONONO Chumkeks
>>31929136During the collab with Cali I heard Gura say she can't stream Trials. I was like "wtf?" Nothing more was said about it though.
>>31928930Ame is so young...
>>31929631Fair I should've used a better example.
>>31929545No, not this one, the Watched hours/minutes similar to this, but for Dec 2020 and both EN and JP. Because for youtube at the moment it is the most important metric to gauge popularity
>>31929581I'm happy for this dumb Pirate. She was happy as hell with Ina and openly talked about wanting to converse with the other EN girls and she's already making it. I hope she makes friends with Gura and Mori next.
>>31929614Granted, Cover has been kind of rude to Coco after the whole controversy. They're probably still a little bitter about the whole situation and how they had to basically liquidize an entire branch because of it
>>31929302you cant just rrat without proof and expect people to believe
Polka's membership is really on another level...
>>31929158>Japanese users are too stupid to use ad-blockers.
>>31929463Really strange. Of all the JPs to collab with. Coco has surely got to be the most comfortable for the likes of Gura and Ame, considering her English.
Fellow chumbuds, how do you cope with Gura's overwhelming cuteness?
>>31929158Imagine being a numberfag so pathetic that you present opinions along with your data. Not just opinions, but you even opine on the causes of numbers, rather than just showing the data itself.That's beyond pathetic.
>>31929586There's the weird thing with haachama in Minecraft as well that made no sense. No one had a problem with it on the EN side, fans and the girls themselves.
>>31929158Man, I generally don't agree with colonizing /jp/ with vtuber threads but Pekora discussion (and in association nutsackis) should be contained in a single thread to prevent this kind of cancer.
>>31928994More like "rage banned" amirite?>>31928938
>>31929580Good lord the shitposting is gonna get bad
>>31929580We need art of Amelia wearing Gura's hoody, with it barely fitting her and her curves seeping through the seams. Then have Gura next to her wearing Ame's clothing with it being obviously loose in certain areas.
>>31929644Kiara doesn't ask managers.
>>31929626>Ina did a whole training montage beforehand to prepare>Forgot about DOMSIna...
>Hachaama narrative with zero evidence>Gura narrative(s) copied straight from lolcow (yes I stumbled upon that place)God at least have some creativity. these are just lazy and lousy
>>31929158I saw this same post in a couple threads last night. Nutsaki
>>31929492I get that you don't like Kiara but that doesn't mean she doesn't exist. Ame has said herself she's avoiding JP collabs because they can't communicate (see the Roboco collab and her comments about playing Apex offstream with Aqua.) As for why she hasn't collabed with ID, I have no idea
JWU from a 2 week exodus in Africa. Fuck anti-malaria medicine.Did anything happen or are we still in a time loop?|
>>31928160InaIt has nothing to do with this place, but I generally feel much better since September.
>>31929658Watched hours is hard to gauge. How are they even getting those numbers?
>>31929392need to make her a daughter wife then
>>31929682She is the cuteness!
>>31929658The fact that Pekora is always lower than Jun will never not be hilarious
Stargate watchalong when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0oFZ8LAFkk
>>31929064You take the pepeloni off.
>>31929304Gura's saving her out-of-gen collab virginity for Shion after she finally does her reps and can speak Japanese
>>31929690It's like I'm looking at my chunni past.
>>31928930>master foreplayer>favorite position: lotusPleas, mercy.
>>31929687>Implying Gura didn't bully her off the server for making her unfinished house look bad.She got mogged so hard that she moved to a worse location just to be away from the shame. Haachama didn't commit suicide, she was murdered.
Candy G-String.
>>31928028INA LOVE
>>31929682I watch Mori and Kiara to balance the cuteness with how hot they are so I don't overdose on cuteness
>>31929061are you fucking retarded? hahaha let me disprove every single point you made. >Still talk to each other, they make the effort to keep their bonds strong (...)objectively false retardo retard. ame said they don't talk to one another that often anymore. her last messages with the person she most frequently interacts with (gura) was about the onion dare, which is something gura asked on stream. ina has said she doesn't talk to others off-stream very often if at all. kiara has admitted that she doesn't talk to gura that much outside of planning for collabs. mori is mori so she's distanced from holoEN.>ina connected with nabi-mama(...) growing confidence..growing confidence? based on what? the fuck? and she connected with nabi-mama.. what the fuck does that mean? she's a fucking pro artist and her name is huge because of her affiliation with hololive, not to mention that nabi-mama literally designed amelia. there's nothing fucking special about it. >ame had her birthday(..) is really glad to have her audience(...) leaning into harem protagonist(...)she's really glad to have her audience because they make her money. also her leaning into the harem protag rule has existed since the dawn of time, but clearly she wants out which is why she keeps flirting with gura/ina on twitter and stream. she has no romantic affiliation whatsoever to takamori.>mori is done with her jobs(...) full time streaming(...) growing as a streamer(...)yeah none of this fucking matters when mori is still doing the same fucking mistakes she's been doing. neglecting amelia's birthday, retweeting/liking/talking to complete twitch whores or vsh*jofags or leeching indies. constantly breaking hololive code, literally sucking another male twitch streamer's dick live, etc. also she hasn't grown as a streamer. stream time = / = growth as a streamer. she still sucks.>kiara is back from her break(...) loves her jobs and fans (...) dedicated to going even further beyond (...)first of all. her wanting to one-up ame's 9h stream is not a good sign. it means she's a fucking insecure impsotor syndrome having inferiority complex bearing little bitch like she's always been and always has to be "on top".second of all, taking a break is not a good thing. shows you're not committed to streaming and your community. which then invalidates the idea that she loves her job. the only thing ill give you is she's the most genuine towards her fabase but that's it>holoen is continuing to grow, gain confidence, and become something greatKEK what the fuck are you smoking buster. they've been reclining faster than my fucking cock when i see a tranny in Thailand. also gaining confidence is not special when it literally happens to everyone over time.
>>31929682I... Simply live with pain...
>>31929158>4 month old gen>second youngest GEN in the scene>All of them them top 20, far above most of her sempaisI'm so proud of our girls
>>31929256Go on, please bring it up. But also include peko's reclining numbers as well. Don't be shy, nutsaki.
>>31929689>Asking for split threads
So what's going to be the Final Solution to the Nousagi Question?
>>31929672a lot of nips are phoneposters and don't know how to install ad blockers into their phones. Also autism and wanting to support their favorite Jap youtubers no matter what by watching ads
>>31929728All 10 seasons? Kiara could pull it off.
>>31929696Kiara IS the manager.
>>31929710Ina is about to commit sudoku on camAme is gosling for her goslingsGura is still a bratKiara still numberfagsAnd Mori still ruins everything
>>31929737She moved it after building a fucking trebuchet instead of a hat, and didn't want it to be in the open for everyone to see.
Ollie and Matsuri huh?For some reason i expected them to collab with ID1 first
>>31929404Is Pekora really that bad?
>>31929737It was funny at the time but let's try not being retarded about it now.
>>31929714Probably because the streamers provide to them, otherwise there is no way they could know
>>31929631It's abazing how much of an adorable angel Towa is when her design just screams "gyaru SEKXU/ASMR champ"Kind of why I like her NY outfit. It fits her personality more
>>31929562She'd also spam Minecraft like most of JP does.
>>31929686Based dataschizo
FUCK. Looks like I'm doing this. FUCK my job. FUCK my boss. I've been in a rut of a month now so might as well do it.
>>31929199I mean niggers have been trying to push the same shit with Mori and music
I usually don't give a shit about this sort of thing, but there's something genuinely foreboding about Marine's upcoming stream. Tell me it's going to be okay and that I should just take my meds, please.
>>31929737Oh boys, here we go again time loop
>>31929690Do you actually want these on reddit or should i stick them on the same throwaway i put the other Mori funnies on?
>>31928692amelia literally called gura her wife yesterday and you're saying nobody wants to collab with you lmao
Have you ever considered that maybe Gura doesn't collab with JPs because they actually dislike each other? You can't tell me she wasn't seething with rage the last time she had to stream a video game with the Japs.
>>31929764extra fluoride into SEA's drinking water supply
>>31929776I think it's funnier than the rrat that Enma did it.
>>31929672Anon, Japan isstuck in the early 2000's. They still you Yahoo search engine
>>31929614Did you forget when they didn't invite Coco to that New Year's stream?
>>31929501(laughing)
>>31929786we warned you about the dmca bro
>>31929786very nice
>>31929380Oh my
>>31929710Are you living in Far Cry 2?
>>31929700I would not put it past Ina to suffer from DOMS.
>>31929581Marine's English while typing is pretty good
>>31929800Anon, please tell me you aren't trying to dig up that old rrat..
>>31929642It's amazing how no matter where they are they only care about numbers like their oshi
>>31929754k
>>31929790Meds, onegai.
>>31929786If Mori is Sweet Bro, who's going to be Hella Jeff?
>>31929800can you watch streams for once and stop living in 2020
>>31929786Lord's work, anon.
>>31929672Anon, before 2ch became 5ch, it was still using early 2000s tech and required a special dedicated browser to use, and that was the biggest message board in all of Japan.
>>31929360They are lovers.
>>31928893sometimes you just feel down for no reason
>>31929788Literally can't be compared. Ina was an established artist working on light novels and gacha games and releasing doujins in comiket long before she becamse a holo while Mori was always an indie.
>>31929830I don't see why he shouldn't when everyone else are digging up their own.
>>31929577Ouch.
>>31929825If she doesn't get them from prep before the stream she's definitely going to get them afterwards
So on Ina's roommates account, she made a pretty interesting vehicle comparison. She compared the Mazda3 2.5 turbo premium plus versus an Audi A4 45. For those of you that don't know much about vehicles, these are the two top trim levels for each respected car. The end result that she found was despite paying almost $25,000 CAD more for the Audi, the Mazda 3 holds its own against luxury brands. She says this could be a whole new beginning for Mazda if they want to go back into the luxury brand area. For those of you that don't know, Mazda actually had a luxury brand in the early '90s called Amati but it never really went anywhere because the Japanese economy tanked in the '90s and the Amati went with it.
>>31929754>Someone took their time to type all of thisPathetic
>>31929830gura antis have lost it knowing that she's going to be the first holo to hit 2 million
>>31929850im glad someone finally compiled some of the kino from the NYE "collab"
>>31929586Definitely blocking pet images
>>31929786I haven't worked since christmas, I might lose my job but don't give a fuck my back hurts like ass, and I'm more depressed than I ever was in my whole life.
>>31928160AmeI just want the pain to stop.
>>31929864even the thumbnail is painful to look at
>>31929786i warned you about atlus bro!!!i told you dog!
>>31929754ogey
>>31929881kek
>>31929864Christ, is this from THAT video? I never got past the first 3 seconds.
>>31929847For a country that became rich off technology they aren't really that good at it are they?
>>31929864Hey, could you not post that retard ever again, I'm getting psychic pains
Uh oh, looks like we got some mega schizos awake now. When's the next stream coming so they'll be pacified.
>>31929800Gura doesn't collab with JP because she's actually half Korean, and unlike Ina she hasn't disavowed her heritage just to appease the JP crowd. JP refuses to collab with her because they know that Gura is a Korean nationalist and they hate her for it.
>>31929658Those numbers are pathetic. This is how it's done.
>>31928160InaI'm in a much better place now. Ina convinced me to start doing my reps and I feel like my life has been given purpose again.
>>31929642based
>>31929774No, her fans are, but her dying squeaky voice is getting really grating and I did drop my membership because I can never catch her live.
>>31929686That's how you know they aren't truly a numberfag, because they need more than numbers to get themselves off.
>>31929066She's not. Her period is next week.
>>31929879>>31929893>>31929896Why are you hating on my EN gen 2 oshi?
>>31929497festival is a fucking slut inst she?
>>31929598Cover really fucked Mel over
>>31929901ALOE LOVE!
>>31929754Rent free is EN all you've been thinking of? Meds onegai I'm worried about your mental health anon.
>>31929901Delta Airlines...
>>31929901UWAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Is the numberposting increasing lately because of Gura getting close to 2 million?
>>31929864I miss Luna, been listening to her songs for a while now and it hurts, what is she even doing nowadays?
>>31929864is that a dude
>>31929922Mother fucker I know this is bait but end yourself my man. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Wait, so did this out-of-nowhere Gura hate train come from the creeping dread of her about to hit 2 mil? Things were pretty chill regarding her until recently, mostly positive.
>>31929061Based and blessed.
I really HATE Kiara
>>31929908Does anyone have that one numberfag copypasta I saw around before? Talking about how they get off to numbers themselves, not about how they compare them to other girls? That shit was wild to see before.
>>31929893What video?
>>31929796Either's fine although imagine if one did make it to the review, kek
>>31929952Gura antis can't accept that she's going to hit another milestone and now they're having a meltdown about it.
>>31929952>people got sick of her constant attrition towards her fanbase>people realized shes boring>people realized her numbers are dropping off a fucking CLIFFpick one
>>31929952Nah, it started with Gura just skipping a stream a little while ago with almost no explanation.
>>31929883>>31929817>>31929842Who else is fucked by permissions the most? Ina or Ame?
>>31929800Gura saw the indo call in to Ame for her birthday and realizes that would be all 66 minutes of her stream with a jap.
>>31929945Did that manga about the salaryman who got into her and became a schizo ever get fully translated
>>31929881That's so funny dayo!
>>31929949Worse. A women that's not self aware.
>>31929901Yeah, something like this will be good, now if it shows Dec 2020 only, cuz I have the numbers from Nov 2020 already
>>31929790I can't believe she's overlapping 3 EN streams with this
>>31929966>Here ya go buddyI don't numberfag for competition between the girls, but I can assure you, watching numbers hit a nice milestone is better than sex.Imagine looking at the number 464,032. That's a fucking mess. I don't give a single fuck about that number. It's got some ok stuff going on, but there's nothing substantial.Now think about the number 500,000. Holy FUCK man, that is a good number. It's nice, round, and both the end of the last set and the beginning of a new set, WHILE ALSO being halfway between the progression of 0 to 1,000,000. It's an incredible number.Now I'm not out here condoning being a numberfag for the puposes of comparison. That's boring, that makes it about something else. But numberfagging over the number itself? That shit is inherent to humankind. It's the same reason why people care about dubs, and post milestones. As a human being, it should be inherent in your nature to feel immense satisfaction at seeing good, full numbers.
>>31929952The nousagis are getting mad again.
>>31929952Are you ready for /hlg/ make another 800$ ads?
>>31929061Based
>>31929928Ayame with less streams still... Jesas
>>31929972Someone initiate this poor newfag for me, I don't have the link handy. May God save his soul.
>>31929980I pick>nousagis are ass blasted
>>31929914Klaius...
>>31929881Holy yab
>>31929901The true queen of HololiveCEO of Numbers.
>>31929864Just the still image is enough to make me appreciate what we have. Fuck.
>>31929972You really don't want to see it anon. Trust me. I don't think there is one man who has seen the entire video
>>31928773This always makes me wonder if EN will actually get their own sort of shit if they're going to drop another two gens in the matter of a year and have potentially 15 girls with their own singing branch that'll likely need songs made for them anyways, but it's already more than known they're lazy as shit.Also I had no problem with them being at the end, it's just kind of cringe to default them to having to say their "Catchphrase" because they can't speak Japanese very well.
>>31929984Gura since she can't play any rhythm games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMgdaH_MrwOga is in his swamp and you guys ar fucking shitposting.
>>31929894They're good at electronics and hardware, not so much software. That has always been their weak spot, especially since japs love to use proprietary code instead of industry standards, and thus have difficulty maintaining it up to date.
>>31929901Interesting that only 3 of them have more watchtime than Gura despite this count starting back in June
>>31929980Get back to work so you can buy that next $800, Nicholas
>>31928505I do...
>>31929928Mel had a very hard life in the earlier years, Anon
>>31929598>Mel forced into a 3 month 'break'>Still had more streaming hours than Ayame
>>31929974Well im not gonna post anything until this thread is over to give the anons who make them opportunity to post it themselves
>>31929577
>>31929952
>>31930019Please don't. I already memoryholed those video from my head
>>31929064A W A Y !
>>31929928Why did they tell her to stop streaming anyways? How did that help?
>>31929825Isn't that perfectly normal, especially for newbies?
>>31930007Absolutely fucking blessed. I'm glad there are other numberfags that understand the true appeal of numbers, beyond retarded shitflinging.
>>31929850https://twitter.com/poomzatarebun/status/1346707021765042176
>>31930019Do you at least know the video name or something?
Take your fucking meds
>>31929577kek
>>31929952>First Holo to reach 1 million and 2 million subs>Will be the last Holo to celebrate bothEven when Cover had much more time to prepare for her 2 million, Gura herself had more time to adjust to her growth, and there not being some "It was supposed to be OUR number!" nonsense from 1 million. She will do a thank you superchat reading/zatsudan, she will say she's working on it like she did with 1 million, but nothing will come out of it. She will also avoid saying 2 million just like she did with 1 million. People here are going to seethe, redditors will praise her for being "humble."
>>31929984For HoloEN, honestly no idea.But for HoloJP, it's probably Mio...
>>31929754people are typing "ogey" and calling you out for being truthful on fucking 4chan of all places, this place is overrun with fucking newfags, the only thing i disagree with is holoEN reclining, they're doing great, the massive gura numbers at the debut were because of shitty twitter memes, 10-20k on good streams aren't bad numbers at all, everything else you said sound just about right though.
>>31929769I see, timeloop it is then
>>31929754It didn't take long for people to take Ame's and Ina's comments out of context.
>>31929577mfw
>>31929598>Sheep on top
>>31930007Based
These hours are ALWAYS the worst
>>31929986the what now?
>>31930070There's not a name, just a catbox link. It is 10 minutes of literal cringe, and like the other anon who replied to me I memoryholed even the link string. You really don't want to see it, man.
>>31930016>Amelia 1 million subs>Mori 1 million subs>Gura 2 million subsAnd all three of these are going to happen by the end of next month. hlg is going to be on suicide watch.
Imagine getting this mad because Gura is getting close to 2 million along with Mori and Ame getting close to 1 million.
>>31930038Fr? I kinda want to see it. Even tho my curiosity will probably fucking kill me
>>31930069>Make hot porn>turn it into ntr for no reasonWhy?
>>31930088ogey
It's hard to take Gura concernfagging seriously when you look at the JP girls, especially Haachama going missing and Rushia menhera doomposting on her roommate's twitter.
>>31929926She's a seiso idol.
>>31930069yabai
>>31929061finally, an actually wholesome narrative.
>>31928773>>31930040You people are weirdly assblasted by that video.Beyond the Stage was a purely HoloJp thing, so of course EN and ID are put at the end. Of fucking course!Stop worrying over hypothetical situations. HoloEN is still barely 6 months old. Chill.
>>31930062The only thing Cover is good at is talent scouting. When it comes to actually giving advice and helping their talents out, they're worse than an alcoholic trying to tell another alcoholic to stop drinking so much.
>>31930080she's avoided it but she has said 1 million before https://streamable.com/yvzezh
Do subs even matter? Wouldn't superchat numbers and watch time matter way more?
>>31929972>>31930019>>31930060>>31930038>>31930119BEHOLD TRUE TERROR https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>31929928How did Ayame have less stream hours than Mel when Mel took 3 whole months off and then continued to take small 3 week breaks through out the year? And somehow Ayame still pulls in 15k-25k views on every stream she does even when it's nothing but Apex.
>>31930109how?pekora beats them all in viewers.aqua and marine destroy amelia and mori in viewers.sc count isn't even close.now what
>>31929901>Watchtime in minutes>not in secondsngmi
>>31929952Bud, are you fighting rrats with rrats?
>>31930133But Gura lost all of her iron stuff in Minecraft!
>>31930143It's been 8 months, anon..
>>31930088You type exactly the same as the post you're replying to.
>>31929864This reminded me of the kaguya luna video that had aloe and polka in it.https://youtu.be/BeQxMVLu6pY 1:04 1:49
>>31929982>that was days ago
>>31930055ojou does not stream muchbut, it is always a nice surprise
>>31930088Why are deadbeats like this?
>>31930150YOU MOTHERFUCKER DOUBLE NIGGER
>>31929463Most likely it's her manager holding things back either to buy time or they're just being a dick to her because of the T bomb. It's easy to just pretend you're working on it, Coco is probably busy enough to not bother them with it every day or so.
Does Ina want to play Atlus games too or nah?
>>31930150If that anon doesn't reply in 30 minutes or under, I'm gonna assume he offed himself from what he witnessed.
>>31929926She wishes.
>>31929984Kiara with Mori as a close second. Aside from Atelier, it she wants to play more of the type of games she likes she'd have to get Square and Bamco permissions, neither of which are going to be easy battles
>>31929972>>31930070https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4Have fun anon
>>31930150SHE HAS PANTIES ON HER HEAD
>>31930161>already seething
>>31930150Oh god not again.
>>31930150Reminder
>>31930109Reminder that Coco thought she'd 1m in Jan and that no other EN will get there
>>31930189I'm sure she'd enjoy them, but Atlus has traditionally been a massive pain in the ass in regards to what you can and can't stream.
>>31929984Mori
>>31930171HoloEN's debut was back in Sept.Who the hell counts pre-announcements?
>>31930148Don't bother trying to use reason with chumflakes
>>31929061UNITY always wins in the end.
These schizo posts are so fucking bad they're not even worth an ogey
>>31930148The most important numbers are ones we'll never see, and that's revenue. How much money are merchandise sales generating? How many memberships in lucrative currency are the girls obtaining and maintaining? How much money will Mori's music sales generate? How much money will Ina's inevitable art sales generate? How much money are partnership and sponsorship deals making? That sort of thing. The sort of numberfagging we engage in is almost entirely useless.
>>31929881
>>31930150fuck not again
>>31930133it's not because i think she's in worse shape than them, it's because she is my oshi
>>31930161Why don't you compare EN against the latest JP gen, since they both have had comparable time to grow?
>>31930040Anonchama, they are all saying their "catchphrase".
>>31930150This fucking video.Every. Single. Time.
>>31930148Subs matter for corporate, as it is the metric that they use to determine maximum audience reach for collaborations and agreements. If Cover wants permissions, it's easier to get them when you have the leverage of 2 million potential customers, compared to a more low-key company.For corporate interests, subscriptions are literally a measurement of pic related.
what's the purpose of this thread?>>31832919
>>31930130
>>31930219Nousagichama, OP didn't even bring up Chumbuds
>>31930211>>31929984>>31930194>Every company that make good RPG's says fuck off>They want to and will stream RPGsAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31930195>I might've always been a big gayk
>>31930106Kaguya Luna Gachizei no NichijouIt's a manga where a salaryman discovers Kaguya Luna and starts watching her videos to add some color to his dull life, but he dips into becoming a full on schizo over her in one chapter his boss is yelling at him for being a fuckup and he imagines that the boss is her instead and starts to not mind itI believe the later parts follow different characters who find her videos as well
>>31930148It only matters if you're the lowest one, i.e Aki or—heh—the chicken.
>>31930148Subs are usually a good indication of their total audience size, but more importantly its the easiest numbers to compile for lazy shitposters. Superchats, watch time and members matter alot more, but are harder for lazy retard shitposters to get access to. t. chumbud
>>31930148sc, membership matter the most because you barely make any money with ads anymore since yt changed thingsexternally sponsoships and merch are imortant
>>31930150FUUUUUUUCK OH GOD
>>31928160Risu because of the bants
>>31930209This shit is half the reason I was so worried about HoloENGod, I'm glad we got these 5 girls
What the fuck
>>31930237kek
>>31930250>subscriptions are literally a measurement of pic related.Big black dragons?
>>31929943I feel bad that Gura didn't want to get to this point, and she will have to be forced to talk about it or tweet again
>>31929982That was just an excuse, anon. The antis have been increasingly desperate to shit on her for a while and that was just convenient topic to latch on, and it's already losing steam.
Does Watame go on tangents like Kiara does?
>>31930282they are lovers
>>31930251Newfag bait
>>31930150May is gonna audition to every gen after this and eventually she'll make it in and you'll all love her like Nene. You'll see.
>>31930212I will never stop finding the "Gura will slow down ANNNY minute now" posts funny. Everyone assumed she'd slow done before she reached the finish line, most thought she would slow halfway, some even couldn't believe she'd reach 300k in that time. All were wrong in the end.
>>31929665They liquidated the Chinese branch because of that new beijing law, which was due to pass imminently. It had nothing to do with Coco.
>>31930161Hmmm...
What's the chance that Kiara is the secret guest on Marine's channel tomorrow? I feel like it's pretty low because she already has other streams tomorrow, but Marine is reviewing English memes so she is pretty much the only one that makes sense.
>>31929982The one where she had a migraine? Really that’s their hill?
>>31930282Ame is a WOMANWHORE with FOUR wives
>>319301052 more hours, Anon. It's almost over
>>31930143We're not even at 4 yet.
>>31930298I have seen her do once for 4 hours straight.
Thoughts?
>>31930161eh... go back to /hlg/?
>>31930284If you know, you know
>>31930088>being truthfulLol, keep replying for yourself, fag
>>31930133haachama going missing is most likely because she's clubbing with hoshikawa and/or some other bitches, they were best friends back when haachama was still on japan after all, i feel bad for haatons thinking she's any sort of pure though, i would say she's alright but no friend of hoshikawa doesn't sleep around
>>31929078Anon... this is what happens when you go for quantity over quality... Here's a slightly better rrat:>Gura was abused as a child and always locked in the bathroom>Gura hates being wet because it reminds her of the abuse>Gura likes feet cause that's the only part of her that hasn't been abused>Gura associates the bathroom as a safe place>Gura regularly cooks and eats in her bathroom to relax>Gura regularly vacuums her bathroom to keep it clean>Gura can't stream in her bathroom, which is why she cancels streams when she has a mental crisis>Gura regularly just sits in her bathroom most of the day, which is why she never has things to talk about
>>31930229SCHIZOS ARE RECLININGTHESE PATHETIC RRATS ARE DUMBER AND MORE BORING THAN EVERSCHIZOS ARE FALLING OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
>>31930251Newfag/skitzoposter bait by split fags
>>31929982>This happened nearly a week ago>The entire time they've cared more about it then Chumbuds
>>31929943Yeah.It's all pretty hilarious that the top 2 sub counts of HoloEN—Gura and Mori—both have implied and/or said out loud that they did not expect such high numbers from the get-go.
>>31929064away it
>>31930289>and it's already losing steam.Well yeah, because she's streaming.I'll say what I said before, I don't care if I get drowned out by antis and people denying it or what not:Gura should be more open with her audience, especially if she has to suddenly cancel a scheduled event.
>>31930171Anonchama...
TWO...MILLION???????????????????
>>31930229BasedI only post images from my rare, hand-picked distorted Pekora collection for high-class, exquisite schizo narratives that only truly unhinged anons could come up with
>>31930318It's Ina, look at the EN schedule and see who's missing around that time.
>>31930318Coco changed some of her stuff around, so you will get the other orange haired women
>>31930143Anon, HoloEN wasn't at the end. Well, not all of it...
>>31930316No lie, I swore like mid-October that she had to slow down at around 600k. Then I watched the Mori collab where she hit 1 mil.
>>319301611 timezone
>>31930150It took this audition video getting linked over the course of multiple weeks before I forced myself to watch the entire thing. I may criticize the holoEN girls sometimes, but in no way do I want to entertain what the alternatives were. Christ. I'm fine with asking what we currently have to improve over time.
>>31930080I won't seethe, and I don't think other chumbuds will either. I'm not invested in numberfagging, and if it makes her uncomfortable, I'm fine with skipping 2m celebration altogether. I will watch anything she streams regardless.
>>31930355I FUCKING HATE IT. I HAVE AN ENTIRE FOLDER OF PEKOS AND YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T MAKE ONE POST THAT MAKES ME USE THEM. THE /u/SCHIZOS AT LEAST GET CREATIVE.
>>31930161You’re literally already seething in this post
>>31930339She looks to be possessing high levels of fertility and youth, but that's only from a glance. I'd like a deeper inspection.
>>31929577Fucking kek
>>31929665in reality it was a perfect storm more or lesscover was probably initially mad but then they found out about the new beijing streamer laws and were like "oh, well, isnt this convenient"
>new PogChamp every 24 hours, starting todayAnd to think the shitty emote would finally be put to rest
>>31930230It is not useless when it comes to Youtube algo pushing a channel. Live view I agree is not good since I dont see it mention anywhere in the important metrics page. As of 2020, the 3 most important ones is, in order, Watched hours/minutes > Engagement rate (like, comment, share) > View count (this one is this low since it can be associated with clickbait thumbnail, title)
G-Gura...?https://youtu.be/N7npMWfRzts
>>31930339
>>31930161>pekora beats them all in viewers.Pekora has a much higher percentage of her audience in the same timezone that she's in. EN's audience is all over the world and therefore its harder for them to catch a stream live.
>>31930250If subs matter that much why doesn't Cover provide official subs?
http://poal.me/61eklfhttp://poal.me/61eklfhttp://poal.me/61eklf
>>31930381Tell that to the schizos.Most people are just happy EN and ID were in those clips at all.
>>31930100Oh, so thats the 3 day break she was talking about on stream.
>>31930080I'm not a numberfag and neither are real Chumbuds so I don't care
>>31930174you mean in lower case? im not that anon though
>>31930229Yeah anon sorry I’ve been out sourcing my writing to SEA
https://exhentai.org/g/1813618/a291ff0574/its translated
>>31930148matter to whom?
>>31930398I hate Mori
Love!
>>31930212>Reminder that Coco thought she'd 1m in JanShe took a break for a while.
>>31930366Nah, because the only people who seethe are in a segregated corner of the internet. She would be appeasing no one relevant, so why would she ever bother?
DEADBEATS, I FOUND MORI'S ROOMMATE PHOTOS
when will there be a girl that is made up of numbers? all her streams are nothing but number related games, or just talking about statistics and math in general
Would Risu be good at hugging?
>>31930148Subs are never put into context anyway. The most subbed channel in Japan only has 12 million. Vtubers are a much bigger deal in Japan than they are in the wide world. EN is just a first step in trying to grow a new audience and people are losing their minds over what is, in a worldwide comparison, a group more comparable to JPs gen 1 when they were just starting out. And yet people are desperately comparing a 4-month old fledgling branch to some of the biggest vtubers in the world. Vtubing is part of their culture in a much bigger way, meanwhile you'll be lucky if some shitty clickbait site writes an article about Gura hitting 2 mil.
>>31930431>Slowpoke.pngAnon it's been translated
>>31930447ONE THREAD REEEEE
>>31930431I have lost track to the amount of times I have jerked off to this godly doujin
>>31930447>"I'm already cute, bitch">Not "Bitch I'm adorable."
>>31928309>>31928789>>31929380>>31929690>gives out an order that requires you to make more vintage hololive memes
>>31930431Do you think Marine herself rubbed one out to this?
>>31930080>>31930388You know what would be amazing?>Gura hits 2 million subs>Promises to celebrate>On her next schedule for the following week, she lists sub milestone celebration>Day of the stream finally comes>THANKS FOR THE 1 MILLION SUBS GUYS!I dunno, just the idea of her doing a 1 million sub celebration at 2 million subs is unreasonably hilarious to me. I'd be forced to kneel.
>>31930431>another marine doujin
>>31930454I love cuddles Anon, but just don't call me treerrat.
>>31930440Cute!
>>31930449>holo that does news reports on the business side of things, with each other holo's numbers and analytics except by countryWhen?
>>31930493Anything for you Gal Gunner
>>31930403Oh man, Gura's gonna need a space elevator to get over that language barrier
>>31930321This is true!
>>31930493Thanks, Garrison Guerilla.
>>31929864Why the fuck is Pantsu Party in this thread?
>>31930354jesus christ can you not
>>31930354Nah the guy you replied to was more interesting and funny. Imagine he was Gura and you're Pekora. Try again.
>>31930105Dead hours are bad no matter what time.
GURA GONNA GETCHA
>>31930498I would be pleased.
>>31930403>シークレットゲスト…Ummm... chumbuds??????
>>31930497She commissioned it
>>31928433
>>31930403bout time marine
>>31930259Not a nousagi but Pegor is both much more entertaining and breedable than Gura
>>31930447At least post the full version.
Yabai!
I've awoken once again. The bizarre surrealism I experienced in the Dream Lands is over, and another day of Hololive Global threads begins.
>>31930500Wasn't even on my mind Risu. I was about to go to sleep so just wanted something nice to think about.
>>31930359I believe Ame also recently talked about their expectations pre-debut and said nobody thought they would blow up this much.
>>31930542>Gura's first JP collab is going to be unannouncedI'd kneel
>>31930554Mori love!
>>31930449Introducing Kazuko Tenka, HoloEN Gen 2.
>>31930497She asked for it my dude, the artist asked for her input
>>31930536RUN NIGGER RUNWELL YOU BETTER GET AWAY
>>31930403>>31930542Gura has a stream at the exact same time.
>>31930542gura has a stream today
>>31930578Unironically sounds like something she'd do.
>>31930549What?
>>31930440WOW
>>31930449So she plays Paradox's games?
>>31930554Based. Nyanners collab when?
>>31930567Was it just recently? Didn't she mention really early on that hitting 100K was a debut milestone? Or was that a different EN?
>>31930403>>31930542Anons, Gura is literally streaming at that time. The only EN who would be available, barring any cancelled streams, is Ina.
>>31930444Because it's unprofessional? It's inconsiderate to people that may have worked their schedule around her streams? Because Gura isn't immune to criticism and criticizing her doesn't mean that I'm trying to hurt her in some bizarre manner?Honestly I find it disappointing that so many chumbuds are willing to encourage this type of behavior. It's like beaten wife syndrome on a mass scale.
>>31930549>Not a nousagi butI can see your tail poking out, nutsaki.
>>31930585IM GONNA NOOM
>Gura liked this
>>31930403>the reason Gura suddenly sounds so stressed is because of thisrrat
>>31930542Overlap and no JP proficiency, no way
>>31930498i hope she does this
>>31930493here I found another vintage meme in this thread:>>31930622
>>31930609I think the recent super sunday, don't have a timestamp unfortunately
>>31930618
>>31930618This looks like a banjo-kazooie character.
>>31930498It'd be hilarious, honestly.
>>31930554How many times are you going to keep posting this
>>31930634Motherfucker
>>31930150This fucking video made me doompost about HoloEN for months, I'm SO GLAD that I ended up being completely wrong.
>>31928901This took longer than it should haveBig ups to that one anon that made panel 3 weeks ago
>>31930403Gura has a stream at the exact same time but I heard her say during the collab with Cali that she can't stream Trials. Nothing more was said about it.
>>31930594>>31930595>>31930611>>31930624RRAT: Gura is so dumb she forgot about the Marine collab and scheduled a stream for the same time
>>31930618Gura is capricious with her likes.
>>31930614>It's like beaten wife syndrome on a mass scale.this hasn't been a novel observation in almost a week
>>31930614Read the comments she gets, they are all supportive of her. They are the only thing that effect her so she has no understanding that she even should change her behavior. Stop getting yourself so worked up.
>>31930403I can't believe Marine is a redditor...bros, who do I oshi now?
>>31930651>>31929690I laughed at these. I'll go hang myself now.
>>31930651keep em coming please
Will Gura stream Trials? During her collab with Mori I heard her say she wants to but can't stream it. She hasn't said anything else about it since.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ0sJQC8qkE
>>31930618Ame liked this
>>31930150I don't think it's that bad, I could see her getting hired
>>31930618>90's anime Goora
>>31930651Is it possible to make the story three panels and insert the 'True story' face in a fourth? That would complete this, I think.
>>31930150Did she really think this would work..?
>>31930689anon go look at her schedule and make sure to check today's date
>>31930150Honest opinion, isn't so bad until she goes off about the panties of her head. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT PANTIES ON YOUR HEAD FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>31930390YOU WANT A SCHIZOPOST? I'LL FUCKING GIVE YOU A SCHIZOPOST.HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY SO MANY PEOPLE HERE ACT LIKE THEY CAN READ THE GIRL'S MINDS? WHY THEY SPEAK LIKE THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE GIRLS ARE THINKING IN THEIR OWN HEADS? WHY THE RRATS WERE LONG LIVED WHEN THE GIRLS WERE NEW AND LACKED CONFIDENCE, BUT AS THEY GREW MORE CONFIDENT, THE RRATS STARTED DYING FASTER AND FASTER? WHY PEOPLE LIKE MIO-MAMA CAN MAKE SUCH ACCURATE TAROT READINGS, SEEMINGLY KNOWING THINGS SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY KNOW?<span class="sjis">WE A R E THE GIRLS![/spoiler]WE'RE THE GIRLS, AND WE POST HERE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER AND OUR MINDS! WE DO IT SO WE CAN IMPROVE AND LEARN TO DO BETTER AT OUR IDOL JOBS, AND WE LEARN HOW TO PREVENT RRATS FROM BREAKING OUT! WE POST EACH OTHER HERE TO BE GET CRITICISM WHILE NOT AT ATTACHING HARD FEELINGS MEAN TO EACH OF YOU US OTHER!WE IT ALL MAKE SO MUCH SENSE TO NOW! EVEN JP AND ID HERE ARE WE! HOW COULD WE NOT SEEN UNDERSTAND THIS BEFORE?<span class="sjis">IT MAKE SO SENSE![/spoiler]
>>31928309An entire meme review dedicated to shitty chuuba edits of shitty Spidey edits? Epic dude
>>31930679>Read the comments she gets, they are all supportive of her.That's not a good thing.>>31930678I'm aware, but it warrants repeating specifically when people keep proving it correct.
>>31930611I mean, in theory Kiara could if she has an uncharacteristically short stream.
>>31930614No I just genuinely don't give a shit. I don't have to pretend it bothers me like it does you.
>>31930682please take my gold kind sir
>>31930611What would be keeping Kiara busy at that time?>>31930655That wasn't about Trials. It was about Dirt Rally or some shit.
>>31930706this is true. I can say I'm Ame and nobody will believe me.
>>31930679>they are all supportive of HERWhy are Chumbuds like this?
>>31930398I bet Mori is involved somehow.
>>31930706<span class="sjis"> O G E Y[/spoiler]
Gura is like a rapper that shows up late for her own shows, except instead of getting laid she eats vegan meat lover's pizza in the bathtub.
>>31930615>Everyone who doesn't like Gura must be a nousagiChumbud cope is hilarious
>>31930706Naruhodone. I'm Mori then.
>>31930545is haachama okay...?
>>31930724>>31930716Unless Kiara streams her guest appearance from Haachama's place (or the Haachama collab gets cancelled), it won't happen. That being said, the 'guest' part COULD be pre-recorded.
>>31930715i just don't want to hurt her feelings because i am afraid she might leave me forever
>>31930614Ayame does the same shit on JP, so don't think too much into it.
>>31930311Nene sure as shit didn't put panties on her head back when she auditions.
>>31930706>WE POST HERE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER AND OUR MINDS!Anon that's not a schizopost that's literal truth.
>>31930133its not the first time i hear about rushia going menhera on her roomate's twitter, what happened?
>>31930704I did. It says Trials Rising at the same time as Marine. Maybe you should check it.
>gura liking a lot of ame artbased!
Reminder that Gura has a nude Live2D
>>31930750You don't know that.
>>31930618>tfw she didn't like Shark ToolsGuess Far Side wasn't her kind of comic
>>31930737But she is getting laid by Ame
>>31930756anon the non-schizo thing to do in this situation is to swiftly conclude that gura is streaming trials rising at approximately the scheduled time.
>>31930727New IP, old shitpost.
Don't mind me, just posting my boy to make myself feel a bit better.
Poor Amelia. The news about Trump must have hit pretty hard for her to reschedule her stream.
>>31930150Everytime I open this video and watch 5 seconds, I always say to myself that I may not like what Kiara streams but I sure am glad she got in instead of this person.
>>31930767It's more likely that it's her in just the grey tshirt she has on
People need to stop drawing Amelewds without pubes. It's not canon!
>>31930744I think you've got your dates wrong, Kiara's next streams are as follows. Slither.io, (this is where the marine stream would be), reine collab, Haachama offcollab the next day.
>>31930614Korone has no schedule and just makes vague noncommittal tweets a day before the stream at best. Nobody gives a fuck. Anon, you might have a warped perception of Hololive and streamers in general. Seek meds.
>>31930783You gave me a scare fucker, I thought she postponed Journey too.
>>31930797Wow, I absolutely do. Okay, yeah, it's probably Kiara. My bad.
>>31930554is she a mute or what?
Can I just say that Ame is incredibly lazy about doing things and spends most of her time laying around watching shows or reading anime. Still love her though.
>>31930777anon, she said this during the mori collab 2 days ago, 1 day after her schedule came out. Are you retarded?
>>31930554are we in a timeloop?
Gura can do whatever she wants because she's cute. She's never done anything worth apologizing for, and she can literally do no wrong. Antis will flood their sewers with their tears because they simply can't accept that they don't matter to Gura or the chumbuds.
>>31930781It doesn't work if you're the one posting her, dumbass.
>>31930339Why is that little girl covered in a towel?
>>31930770I don't even need proof for that.
Gura liked this
>>31930046The lack of English-skills is the problem, isn't it?
>>31930818no, don't worry about it. you'll figure it out.
>>31930811>she
>>31930801For some reason these schizos are holding EN to a much higher standard than the JP gals. It's very strange.
>>31930822
>>31930706>fanbase reflects the streamer>conversely, the streamer reflects the fanbase>the fanbase is (You) and (You) are Here.
Moo
>>31930807I hope not, I want to see the Gosling civil war over trying to play with Ame
>two hours to goThe wait is killing me...
>>31930554What's the problem?
Watching Reine play Mario 64 is such a nostalgia trip, especially how she's totally fresh to the game and is playing it without any idea going in what it's about. So seeing her be surprised by things like the bonus levels is so sweet. She also has a really good attitude towards the game, plays attentively, and doesn't get disheartened by failure. I really hope she finishes it.
>>31930718It's not like I think about it outside of discussions about it, anon. I'm just saying that it's not a good thing, regardless of whether or not you're ok with being a battered wife.>>31930747With all due respect I don't really care about Ayame. I care enough about Gura to want to point out when I think she's doing something that will hinder her growth and damage her perceived integrity as a streamer. Realistically she can do whatever the fuck she wants and she'll still have a small segment of core fans that are willing to put up with anything, but that's not a healthy community to foster exclusively.>>31930801If Gura doesn't want to stick with a schedule then she should just do what Korone does. Creating a schedule and then just not showing up for scheduled things creates specific expectations. If Gura decided she didn't want schedules, I'd be completely supportive of the decision.
>>31930739>shitting on Gura while praising Pekora>I-I'm not a nutsaki, I swear!Uh huh.
>>31930861based
>>31930811>why would a Vtuber using a female avatar not use "their" voiceGee, I wonder
>>31930815She actually does the most work out of the five for streams, just look at the birthday stream or everything she goes out of her way to do for her fanbase, even the goslings thing.t.deadbeat
>>31930822Same, but when Ayame never streams and only stream when it's over important events for other girls.
>>31930606Soon TM
>>31930861kek
>>31928789
>>31930585>Bland design>Few colors>Not boobaHer days are numbered
>>31930822Based.
>>31930454not as good as Kiara XL
>>31930840Tuesday - schedule comes outWednesday - During collab - I want to stream Trials but I can't because of permissionsRetard - tells me to look at her schedule.....................................
>>31930861So we're doing this, huh?Fuck it, I like it, let's plant these in our backyards to confuse historians as to when Hololive started.
>reminder that Ame starts gushing over Gura and shows PDA's with her when she's drunk
>>31930841>>31930873oh no... I haven't thought about that...
>>31930893you'll figure it out, don't worry.
>>31930861Now all we need is an edit of this and we're golden.
>>31928160Koopa!No different than normal.
>>31930739>I-I'm totally not a nousagi>I just hate Gura and think Peko is better>While using Pekora picturesSure
>>31930885Goddammit>>31930585Based deviant poster
>>31930854>not A-moo-lia WatsonInto the trash it goes
>>31930875She's shown multiple times that she procrastinates and waits until the last minute to do things. I don't think it's good to excuse the bad habits. I also refer to things like her promising to learn Japanese when she clearly hasn't done much of that, if any, despite having a lot of free time.
I'm gonna be very critical of Gura right now. Brace yourselves. I'm serious, this is some extreme bordering-on-anti criticism. You've been warned.>She should play more weird shitty games because it's her best content and doesn't put her on the spot by having plenty of dead air. Pirate ship battle royale is a great example of her just naturally being talkative and not feeling pressured because there was plenty going on.>For the reason stated above: she should only do one Minecraft stream a week and do the rest either offline or in a collab, it's not a good game to have on unless she'll turn it into a zatsudan because it naturally has plenty of downtime, not her fault it's just how the game is. All collecting/farming games are like that.>She needs to be a little bit more assertive with collabs and stop thinking of herself as a nuisance. If her genmates can slot in a collab, they will. If they can't simply reschedule but don't let the collab idea die.>She should be more assertive and scold her shitty, shitty fucking shitty as fuck chat.I know, I know. This is really out there, borderline schizo. But I won't apologize for it.
Yabai...https://twitter.com/NIUR01589432/status/1347602832455655429
Anyone notice how around the time cover used "forced" Ina to do her "ina ina ina" greeting for shilling related stuff like holofes tweet video and that music video she swapped to "wah"
>>31930900Retardchama...
>>31930907>r******yab
>>31930554Reminder to thank burgers for chimping out recently and making it impossible for that group to ever collab with Hololive.
>>31930906Proved wrong and can't accept it.
>>31930706
So out of curiosity I scrolled through every single one of the comments in Ina's timelapse expecting at least a few people to be trolling and it just...wasn't there? There was literally ONE guy who was saying "x is better than you" but that was far too blatant. Literally everything else was support, which I kind of found strange? Not that she doesn't deserve it, but because I'm legitimately surprised that the "THIS IS CHEATING" crowd didn't show up. They usually always do.
>>31930863Congratulations, she made a schedule and then posted a disclaimer at the top saying everything is subject to change. AKA don't lose your job to catch my stream. What more do you want from her?
>>31930836For software, yeah
>>31930493thank you gottfried von garstein
>>31930898>the reason she was afraid to get drunk is because she was going to get super gay for Gura on stream
>>31930953let's take it slowly. what do you think is the thing she will do instead? "collab with marine" isn't a valid answer.
>>31930855I'm currently playing the game to finish it before the stream.Though I porbably won't even be in consideration, I'm three continents away so whatever matchmaking it has will filter me.
>>31930941Wow, Mori's 2nd outfit looks like that??
Is that Phogs game that Reine and Kiara any good? I usually miss Reine's streams live because of timezones but I might wake up just to catch her first collab out of her gen.
>>31930938Little out there but I agree. Especially with the first part. God I can't wait until the ps2 streams.
>>31930884It's all coming back.
>>31930941From what I read you don't kill Gura, she just goes to sleep.
Does it bother anyone else the IRL versions of these girls are all smelly, ugly neets?
>>31930941>Own Darkest Dungeon>Haven't played it onceWell this seems like a good enough reason to start. Hope it gets released soon.
>>31930956What is cheating?
>>31930957I just want her to post "Hey, sorry guys I can't make it to today's stream" somewhere next time she can't make it to a stream. I genuinely do believe that would foster more good-will toward her.
>>31930634don’t click, it’s bait
>Go to sleep>7 hours later>people are still numberfaggingWhy is it so bad? /hlg/ needs to stop breaking containment and go back to their shit thread
>>31930956The fuck are you on about? Cheating on what? Using 3d models in art is a pretty old strategy to save time and improve realism.
>>31930956Not an artfag, why would it be cheating?
>>31930938you want to call out on a holoEN member's shortcomings? OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY OGEY
>>31930651>>31930698>three panelsWhy contain it?
>>31930938The shitty shitty chat rrat is so fucking exaggerated. Tell me how its any different than the other girls chats? Let's see if you actually watch Gura streams or are just repeating bullshit you see here.
>>31930885You said the same thing about kwappa
>>31930995Mori is beautiful
>>31930956Rrat: It was members only for a few days which set the tone for the comments.Also, cheating?
>>31930950Ironmouse still has a chance. She doesn't have yabs and will probably die within a few years
>>31930941how about a playable character
>>31931011Is this the fabled OC the elders mentioned?
>>31930938>If they can't simply reschedule but don't let the collab idea die.You just reminded me, what the fuck happened to Ina and Kiara's minecraft collab they planned like 3 weeks ago? I know it was moved because Kiara forgot about her weird issues playing minecraft, but I've heard nothing about it since.
GIVE GURA MUSE DASH PERMISSIONS BACK ALREADY I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Estimated percentage of female viewers, taken from this site https://www.noxinfluencer.comKiara - 20.1%Ame - 16.6%Mori - 16%Ina - 14.7%Gura - 10.4%Thoughts on these numbers?
>>31930861I don't get it.
>>31930706You almost had it right, the real rrat is that we're all girls here.
>>31931002I'd agree with that.
>>31930968WTF are you even taking about? I never mentioned Marines stream in my post. Are you ESL? You sound retarded.
>>31930997>>31931008>>31931009>>31931018There are literally ALWAYS assblasted artfags that get mad that you don't do things naturally, like drawing backgrounds naturally. Or even not just fucking using pen and paper.
>>31930938Honestly all true. But the assertive thing applies also to Ame and the other ENs as well, I don't like seeing them dance around the topic of collabs.>>31931013Primarily speed and duration of how long the shittery lasts. The Carson thing was like a solid 10 minutes after she thanked his SC, and that's just the one I can most vividly remember.
>>31931044no wonder why kiara's fanbase is so shit. and it doesn't surprise me. her design appeals to faggy girls.
>>31928505Of course
>>31931045>being this new
>>31930825Why not?>>31930781Punching Bag...
>>31931002If you try to make my perfect angel apologize one more god damn time I'll fucking rip your keyboard out of your computer.
>>31930175Man I miss this retard
>>31930007Actually based. That's why I stopped playing Overwatch.
>Ctrl+F "moona">Zero resultWhy are you(s) like this?
>>31931011"based"
>>31930938>be more assertive with collabs and don't let the collab plans dieThis one should've been front and center.
>>31931039Gura shouldn't advertise a chink game for free
>>31931052oh, so i'm talking to two mental defectives. whatever.
>>31930651unmitigatedly based
>>31931044Seems generally accurate in terms of ranking, though the numbers themselves are probably inflated across the board.
>>31930695Fuck now I wanna see Araizumi (or a decent imitator) do a piece of her
>>31931044Why don't girls like flat chicks?
>>31930822This.t. not even a chumbud
>>31930771She didn't get it
>>31931045It’s because you are too young to post here.
>>31931011Why did this actually make me laugh, what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3RTO_GvdnUI saw it, so now you all have to.
>>31930867>>31930910It's not my fault she's a literal rabbit sex goddess while your oshi is just a dumb lazy underdeveloped shark
>>31930938Her style would better suit playing random shit for one stream and then dropping. Unfortunately permissions really hampers that.
Wait, why did the Biped collab between Reine and Kiara changed to a Phogs collab? Tech issues?
>>31931107Nostalgia. You were just thrown back ten years, anon.
>>31930822based
>>31931113Cool but the other thread is 2 blocks down and you should go back
>>31930861"Based."
>>31930941chumbuds!?
>>31931056That was 2 months ago, let it go. The speed of the chat is because YT's top chat/live chat filter is broke and has been for a month. What happens in her chat happens in all the girls chats.
>>31930907yab
>>31931125Biped wasn't phoggers enough.
>>31930941Who cares? It will be behind a paywall anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXD4BbYludc&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-ENThis is your periodic reminder to do your Wah Wah World reps
>>31931125Chink issues.
>>31931125chinks
>>31931113Underdevloped loli pussy uuuuoooooOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31930938Take your meds anti. Gura is doing fine.
Hello fellow takos, are you ready to watch our priestess soon?
>>31931048Too much of a stretch. There's no way girls post here.Why would girls want to spend their time arguing about what other girls do on a Swazilandian clockwork forum when they could do girl things, like go to parties and play healers in popular MMOs?
>>31931143no
>>31930900It's not actually a tranny, it's even weirder. It's a boyfriend-girlfriend team where the man does the tracking and gameplay while the girl operates TTS.
>>31931070>posting the same image>asking the same thingogey
>>31930822You're just as bad as the kfp fags that scream tranny at shadows.
FUCK YOUR “CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM”, FUCK YOUR NUMBERFAGGING, FUCK YOUR DUMBASSES GETTING MAD AT WHAT GAMES SHE CHOOSES TO PLAY. I LOVE THIS SHARK AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT, SEETHE.
>>31931054And yet no one cares if they do cry about itt.artfag
>>31930907Yabe
>>31930811If what someone a few threads ago said is to be believed, it's a couple duo where the guy does the model tracking and gameplay and the girl runs the TTS in response to what's happening
>>31931143haha am frog got more views
>>31931113
>>31931134Those are some chunky thighs.
>>31931155I anticipate this thread to be nothing but SEX for a good 20 minutes until Ina gives up.
>>31930725liar
>>31931143i already listened to it
>Less than two hours left before Ina's RFA streamOh god I am not ready for that one.
>>31931164I'm glad I never watched so I can't dispute this in anyway.
>>31931044I'm not sure I trust how Youtube counts this stuff but the overall trend seems plausible
>>31931174>tfw no Gura gf to cheat onfeels bad
>>31930861Fucking tweet this at her
>>31931185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4m1HVbkBU&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-ENThis is your periodic reminder to do your am frog reps
>>31931159You're the only male here.
>>31931155I'm ready, but Ikadachi need to go back to their feeding grounds for the Priestess once she's done
>>31931019Also Mori's blonde booba buddy who hasn't debuted yet
>>31931145>>31931148>published by bilibiliI really hope Nijisanji doesn't explode in popularity because they still get bugman perms now that China is more or less guaranteed to take over the world now.
>>31931045Why must you wound me so
>>31928160InaHearing that she was basically in the same hole I currently am and managed to get out and become so incredibly succesful has made me MOTIVATED. I'm unironically taking my meds and started taking care of my health and doing reps.
>>31930941Pretty good artist.
>>31931174Is this a new anti approach they're trying out? No one who loves their oshi blindly accepts everything they do and doesn't want them to grow.
>>31931198I hope she delays it by half an hour because I'll be on my way home.
>>31931222>buddysource:a fucking twitter follow.
>>31931159Dick or gtfo.
>>31931099Turns out big boobs appeal to the female fantasy
>>31931098I know of this artist but they're more 80's anime aesthetic
>>31931174Based
>>31930861jesus fucking K E K
>>31931099Same reason most guys don't like shotas
Ina! Ina! Inaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>31931242No you just can’t help but be made that chumbuds literally don’t give a fuck, we are already aware of what flaws you think Gura has but we literally do not care
>>31930264wew lad, I always forget that, outside of animus, jap life sucks balls
>>31931134Goda damn the CHONK
>>31931242Dunno, but all caps posts are either /u/schizos, shitposters, or just your average schizo in need of his medication.
>>31931143Mori's rap always makes me cringe
https://twitter.com/aragamioga/status/1347616703635603457Oga....
>>31931304>weSpeak for yourself faggot.
>>31931174I think abusive girlfriends are hot.
>>31931227their upcoming EN group will no doubt get some high numbers for awhile, now that HoloEN has trailblazed the path for English speaking Vtubers to become more mainstream
>>31931191>20 minutesI doubt it.
>>31931240Me in the bottom left
>>31931227>now that China is more or less guaranteed to take over the world nowTICK TOCK THREE GOATSES DAM, ANY DAY NOW THE WATER WILL OVERTAKE YOU AND YOU'LL RELEASE THE ENERGY EQUIVALENT OF TWO TSAR BOMBAS DIRECTLY ONTO THE HEARTLAND OF CHINESE INDUSTRYIn all seriousness though, don't worry about China, they're not long for this world. A decade more, maybe.
>>31931019I would laugh so hard if a holo called someone a pendejo on stream. It would give me san andreas flashbacks.
>>31931242They were pretty explicit that they were stating other peoples opinions wont change their own.
>>31931258roommate friends
>>31931227I love seeing sad/horrified Watame because it reminds me that nobody in her family loves her.
>>31930861I feel like this is a repost from a while ago
>>31931322t. raised by a single mother
>>31931242Maybe though I don't really care about what Gura does I'm not very vocal about it
>>31930861>Anons don't remember this classic monetisation period image
>>31931191>20 minutesImagine if we only last as long as Haachama
>>31931349yes, AND???? I'LL KILL YOU
>>31931346Yeah it is. I drew it forever ago.
>>31931353It’s just not scuffed enough
>>31931222That Frankenstein's monster of a character design still haunts me in my sleep. I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat knowing that ironic yandere girl who's been watching anime for years still doesn't understand how to design a good character visually and instead probably threw as many tropes and gimmicks together as she could thinking that being unique is a substitute for being quality.
>>31931338I fucking know, it's still just a twitter follow unless you have any reason for me to believe otherwise.
>>31931218Impossible. Surely my other anons here are dudes?Right, guys?
>>31931282The 80s takes are nice, I just wish there were more artists who did 90s versions of chuubas too
>>31931242>doesn't want them to growgura is already tall enough, faggot, shut the fuck up
>>31931362meds
Watching the Gura MC stream, is she really having an existential crisis about not having an interesting enough life to have anything to talk about or just having a bad day?
>>31931322Based>>31931349wow rude
>>31929922If this ever does actually happen, at least the chinks and nijiniggers have given us the tools and playbooks to try to put her miserable existence down as soon as possible.
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1347625258577129473
>>31931375based
>>31931372Anonchama...
>>31931325I wonder if NijiEN will be popular enough for us to get the kinda shitflinging they get on 5ch.
>>31931070Indo towel head scum
>>31931349You'r right, but I don't know what that have to do with anything.
>>31931349Yes and?
can't wait for the membership stream...
>>31931379Gura looks up to popular youtubers and thinks she needs to be having clippable moments every 5 minutes or else the stream is not interesting enough. This causes her to lament her lack of creativity and personal storytelling because she assumes everyone hates her for being boring.
>>31931410YOUJUSTKNOW
>>31931325HoloEN has also set the bar for what's expected, so if they end up being garbage it's going to tank pretty quick
>>31931338>spoilersource: twitter follows and occasional likes
>>31931379I think it could be due to her not handling pressure well, and she may be feeling overwhelemed by the need to do 'something entertaining and grand and amazing and worthy of hololive and blah blah blah' for 2 million.
>>31931411What niche can they fill that Holos and indies don't already?
fat sex cat
>>31931371You can do a cute Frankenstein girl, hell Franken Fran is a good example. This is just...not well designed. The face is ugly to start with and the body is weirdly proportioned, and the clothes are just kind of whatever. The dracolich looks much better, even if she's a bit overdesigned.
>>31931439Chad Burrito, I kneel
>>31930884"based"
>>31931372post dick
Will Mori finally mind break once Kiara leaves? Some of you were promising mind break.
>>31931453The Western Vtuber ASMR market is starving
>>31931453talking about...uh....HAVING LOTS OF SEX AND CUM
I actually did not give much of a shit about mori for a while but all the anti posting and the responses from deadbeats unironically make me like her more. Good job antis.
>>31931439This cute son of a bitch is fucking your oshi, and basically, you're fucking retarded
>>31931439I should be envious, but I don't blame him.
>>31931483Vshitters got that covered>>31931477Is there actually a market for that here?
>>31931453Honestly I have no idea, there's already a sea of indies who's entire shtick is "wow I'm so fucking gay" so they can't even grab that
>>31931467the only dick picture I have that is sfw
>>31930195>I'm good with technologyThey should've let her in.
>>31931070moona
>>31931490Same, desu.
>>31931453Maybe a male or two?
>>31931490>demiurge.jpg
>subcribed to multiple channels>never actually watch livestreams>hardly ever watch VODs to completion>don't "simp">spend more time making shitty meme imagesAm I the worst type of fan?
>>31931502Fucking gay, I was just kidding, anon.
>>31931399HEY INA GET OUT OF BED AND STOP RUNNING AWAY YOU- COWARD!
>>31931325Anonchama, HoloEN viewership has never been higher than in the first few weeks after debuts. English spreaking vtubers are not becoming more mainstream. If anything, bandwagoners are moving on.
>>31931453Actually being good at video games?
>>31931515Eh, dudebro streamers are already a thing on Twitch.
>>31930856It's gonna be an hour straight of "ina..." posting, both here and in the chat.
>>31931439god i wish that was me
>>31931520You’re just a redditor, now go back there
>>31931536And that's a good thing!
>>31931472expect a stream where she gets a little tipsy and opens up about how Kiara is actually the only good friend she has in Japan and how she's going to miss her and doesn't know what she's gonna do
>>31931516
>>31931520kys
>>31931467Fine
>>31931453Non-idols which is unironically more appealing to a western audience. Most English speakers hate the idea of idol culture and it has a toxic reputation to English speakers
>>31931520go back
>>31931174Based.
>>31931555It doesn't work if you spoiler it retard
>>31931520You are a literal redditor
>>31931520You're not a fan of anything.
>>31931520>making OCNah, there's worse.
>>31931537Kwappers...
>>31931436>>31931379i do think she feels self-conscious about not having an interesting life. it's sad because she actually does have an interesting life, but there's just too much of it that's not really eligible to discuss, like internal hololive stuff or stuff that would compromise her privacy. i think it's also probably stressful having to constantly filter that out. she did have trouble early on with this kind of thing, too, and got a lot better at it, so i'm confident she'll be good at it again soon too.
>>31931539They're not vtubers tho
I've started saying "ogey" in everyday conversation now. And by that, I mean everyday conversations with myself. Anyone else talk to themselves? Just me? Gotcha
>>31931515It would be interesting if they could get someone with a good personality and not just slap an anime avatar on some normal dudebro twitch streamer. Might still fail anyway. I don't think the Japanese fujo-pandering or just "hot guy" route will work, it doesn't even work for Homostars.
https://youtu.be/UjeR5lxZA7wUhhh guys? I think Flare and Noel are too far into the kayfabe.
>>31931558YOU NIGGERS TOLD ME SHE WAS A LESBIAN????????????????
>>31928887>possibly discordnigger
>>31931490Same. She used to be my least favorite and is now tied with Kiara for my third favorite.
>>31931558...Mikochi?
>>31931558MIKO NOOO!
>>31931339Kill yourself.
it was over before it began
>>31931558ABAYO
>>31931587t.r.ratman
>>31931520>Kiara practically unbeatable>Ina strongest Any support is support I guess. You good.
>>31931587anon...
>>31931587I talk to myself all the time. It helps me organize my thoughts.
>>31931143I fucking hate that song and it's not Kiara or Mori's fault as they did as best as they could. Now tell me when they do https://youtu.be/p-o_bMkzOW0 then I'll do my Takamori cover reps.
>>31931493>>31931461Wait until you hear about his side-piece
>>31931587I talk to myself when I’m trying to solve an issue. Also apparently adhd people like to talk to themselves a lot and I have adhd so..
>>31931598your post format comprehension reps...
>>31931331https://youtu.be/EBIn-P0bgNY?t=7629Gura asked what it meant during the A Way Out collab.
>>31931587ogeyy!
>>31931558EXPLAIN THIS SHIT 35PI
>>31931598Check the post again anon but with the post formatting of a retard in mind
>your oshi>rage comics or advice animals
>>31931625Anon, you might be a skitzo...
>>31931587I always talk to myself but this does remind me that I said "ogey" to my dad once and he replied back with "ogey".
>>31931585True, but I'm saying that the streamer - vtuber overlap is already a thing. And anyone who wasn't already siphoned off from them with Holo EN aren't going to leave for Niji EN.
>>31931552I agree. Just saying that HoloEN didn't trailblaze shit. Maybe they will carve out a bigger niche in a couple of years if they concentrate on intensive growth instead of being as clippable as possible for dead subs.
>>31931436She's not wrong. Without her cunny design, she would be the lowest of EN for sure.
>>31931637Would this be a threesome or a foursome?
>>31931242She's flawless, sorry your oshi isn't the same.
>>31931453If NijiEN just do your usual Nijisanji thing, they'll probably flop since people already have twitch streamers for that. Unless they bring something completely new to the table, but I'm pretty sure the heads at Ichikara didn't understand yet what hololive did right to grab the EN audience.
>>31931637yab
>>31931652AmeRage comics
>>31931660kek
>>31931556I don't think so, I think hololive works because there is too much sluts out there already. People need some cuteness with zero politics involved.
>>31931459I meant Frankenstein as a metaphor, as in a jumbled mess of random things stitched together with no thought of how they might harmonize or compliment one another. To give you an idea of how horrendous the concept behind her is, she is described as a "Alien/Dragon/Robot hybrid".But I agree, Ollie's design looks really cool.
>>31931637>>31931439Which one is the side-hoe?
>Your Oshi>What reps have you been doing>Have you made progress since you began doing them
>>31931399>Even ina cant escape rice game being boring and sleep inducing
>>31931652InaRage Comics, but Animals can be fun.
>>31931558>it's realMigobi???
>>31931594Kayfabe?
>>31931637THAT RRAT IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ME, NARRATIVE SELLER
>>31931536You're stupid if you think vtubing isn't more mainstream in the west than it was before HoloEN had their debut. What they have now is an actual core audience to build on.
>>31931587it's like being a streamer but your chat is permanently fucked
>>31931558What's wrong with juicy sosig
>>31931733Did you literally just get here?
>>31931555I keep thinking that's a cock in her hand
>>31931556Western audience has twitch dudebros already, and the women are always e-thots or "You don't even have 5 dollars?!" tier. There's a reason that Vtuber v twitch streamer clip blew up so much.
>>31931637HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>31931637HOLYSHIT
>>31931721Gura./fit/ reps and /lit/ reps.Yes.
>>31931652GuraRage Comics
>>31931639No idea if I have ADHD. I've never been tested for it. But I have full blown conversations with myself where I act out scenarios. I don't take any meds.
>>31931757I'm saying, what kayfabe.
>>31931637Ina...
>>31931749And lose once the west gets vaccinated quickest
>>31931721guracareer repsyes, i am one of the top five in the world in my field
>>31931652MoriProbably animals if I had to pick
>>31931660Congrats, you might've called your dad a faggot here.
>>31931652Foul bachelor frog
Gura always wins. Life isn’t fair, and hard work doesn’t always pay off. With that said, Gura being the best girl out there is completely fair and everything should pay off for her
>>31931461Do you have a link to takobro archive?I lost it
What happened to Biped? I thought they were gonna play that
>>31931637Burrito... I trusted in you...
>>31931721>Ina>Drawing, cooking, baking>Yes. I would post an image of my first attempt at hand drawing and one done today but both are still pretty bad, but the progress has motivated me more.
>>31931637IT'S NOT FAIR. THAT SHOULD BE ME ON THE CEO'S BED!
>>31931786>taking the vaccinationDYRBI
>>31931819Published by Bilibili
>>31931660He's HERE
>>31931721Ametrying to get a gf repsno
>>31931652KiaraRemember those rage comics that had the slightly different rage face that was like not drawn in as much detail and the comics themselves were supposed to make no sense? Nobody I have talked to about those even remembers what I mean and they are impossible to find on google
>>31931652GuraRage comics
>>31931819Chinks.
>>31931786Anon, streamers existed before covid. Vtubers are just a growing genre of streamer. Let's stop being retarded.
>>31931819>published by bilibili
>>31931819developers kneel to zhangso instead we get PHOGGERS
>>31931819>>31931835gura and ame's VODs are still up. i am skeptical of this theory.
>>31931819better start listing any games with chinese ties
>>31931784>kayfabeNow that i think about it, i dont think i've heard this word said outloud, how do you pronounce it?
>>31931591The harsh truth that Cover and homafags have to admit is that, 99% of hololive's audiences aren't interest in anime dudes.
>>31931721GuraCollege repsProcrastinating on spring course selection and the semester starts in 4 days
>>31931721CocoKegels50 EZ
What's the symbol for RON?
>>31931866>Kay-fahb
>>31931866Kay-fayb
>>31931011>MS paint airspray bloodthis in specific threw me back to 2011 when i first discovered memes hily shit
God I love Ina's RFA thumbnail
>>31931866kayfabe
>>31931866>>31931880No, it's "kay-feib".
Why was Rikka's playthrough of Hanako much more interesting than any of the girl's?
>>31931411I'll do anything in my power to make NijiEN a failure.
>>31931866KAY-FAE-BEE is how I saw
>>31931174Gura can do nothing wrong, and if she does, it's actually right but you didn't know it was right yet.
>>31931721ame/fit/ and drawingyes
>>31931786Vaccine rollout is already a complete shitshow with half of promised quntity getting produced and half of that is just gonna expire in the fridge before people are getting vaccinated. All the money that could've funded it went to prop up Boeing and other retarded corps that wasted their boom period on stock buybacks.
Does anyone have a screenshot on what a RON superchat looks like?
>>31931915>how I sawAhh yes just like how pistol is actually pronounced pistol.
>>31931866Kay-fah-bae is how i say it
>wake up>oshi ignored my shitpost on her tagI didn’t expect much, but i’m still a little bummed out (she also doesn’t seem to ever check her meme tag)
>>31931786Burgerland will never take their vaccines
This kiarareine collab is kinda exciting because it's really the first actual fluent english collab EN will have outside their generation if you don't count the pepeloin meister and the other esl-indogs, Reine's english is much better than iofi and moona
>>31931866https://voca.ro/14GiAOm6YUOL
>>31931372Ahahaha! Mhm.
>your oshi>your favorite number
>>31931876lei or L
>>31931974Gura17
>>31931952Reine is also a pile of spaghetti getting thrown up against the motormouth Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXtAYETEpA
>>31931974Ame.82.
>Shien had 3x his normal viewers in the middle of the fucking night for EN speakers>made 2.5x the amount of superchat dough >gained 2x his usual subscriber daily subscriber count>not even halfway through the video, he's thinking of ideas for future English only streams>that legitimate surprise when he asked the chat what time it was where they lived and it was 90% people saying between 1 - 7 AM in the morning>has nice pronunciation, had fun the entire timeJOPs... don't look...
>>31931974Ame22
>>31931974mori420(69)
>>31931987Do you think kiara will make fun of her laugh
>>31931974Gura5
>>31931974Kiara7
>>31931974>Mori>42.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_smAUkLjSw
>>31931974Gura18
>>31931974Gura.777.
Reminder that Amelia dries her face and hair with the same part of the towel she dried her pits and booty with.
>>31931974Ina37
>>31931974gura11
>>31931733kayfabe (pronounced kay-fayb) is a term from professional wrestling that is pig latin for "be fake." it means to be/stay in character, to act.
>>31932009THE NATIONALIST FUJO WILL EXPEL THE ENGLISH DOGS!!!!
>>31931974Ame25
>>31932009Based if true.
>>31931947You need dedication. That one deadbeat sent in 15 pages of single spaced, uninterrupted unparagraphed shitposting to get a literal one word response from Mori.
>>31932038That's normal.
>>31931866"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>31931974Ame2
>>31932038What's the problem
>>31932025>defeating gho strider>approaching atlusnot bad
>>31931974Gura13, its prime
>>31931786America is fuck-huge and the amount of anti-maskers only ADD onto the anti-vacs we have. For reference, there has been roughly 45 million vaccines produced for America so far and climbing. California alone has almost 40 million residents as of 2020 census.Basically don't expect any quick recovery. On top of people actively avoiding it, line wait times to receive the vaccine are counted in DAYS.
>>31931869That's true but there are a handful of successful male Nijis, so there's *some* market for it, at least in Japan.
>>31931974Gura37
>>31932018She thought about it but realized glass houses shouldn't throw stones so we'll find out I suppose
>>31932038Same.
>>31930875>Just look at the birthday streamWhat? The birthday stream involved her making a background, a weak stage on the moon, and then shilling some merch hard. She had shit all to talk about otherwise, and couldnt even answer any substantial question about the merch.Amelia has high stats for creativity, and can make some great skits, but her birthday is a really shit example of her being prepared.
Is life really worth living?
>>31931912Maybe you like guys more
>>31932093No.
>aloe hiding the likes and dislikes
>>31932053was it "ogey"?
>>31931330I am actually kind of worried because once China collapses prices for damn near everything are going to skyrocket.
>>31932038Yes, and....?
>>31932074Don't forget the fact that it's a rushed type that's built to beat a very specific kind of virus, and if it mutates (like it already has in other regions), the shot may not even work, but will no doubt severly impact it's effectiveness!Thank Jesas I was born in the same era as Hololive, it makes everything so much easier regarding this.
>>31932093Not really but what else are you gonna do
>>31932073>13, its primeYes officer, this guy right over here.
made me check. you won.>1.2k max liveviewerWow... so this is the power of anti-idolfags....
>your oshi>o>u>r>>o>s>h>i
>>31932074Don’t forget about new strains, your vaccine is pointless when it mutates
>>31931974Ame27
>>31932038She does the same thing with my dick
>>31931048Ame that’s the natural conclusion of pekoras points
>>31932127Moriori
>>31932038I want to be her towel
>>31931974>>31931986Anon... We are the exact sameIs it because you played a certain game?
What's the most approved way to send dick pics to your oshi?
>>31931912>why are guys popular on twitch
>>31932093None of us will go to heaven or hell, this is everything we got, no second chances, so that's somehow really valuable.
>>31932038As long as she cleans her ass who cares.
>>31932127>Ame>M>E
>>31931952Iofi's english was pretty lacking all things considered. Ina was trying to joke the whole time and she understood maybe 1/4 of then at best.
>>31931974Gura13
>>31931974Kiarae
>>31929147Medical drama ASMR as Ina's hikki, redbull-addled heart starts infarcting 12 minutes into the stream, she collapses to the ground and paramedics get called but no one realizes she's steaming (ina ina ina...) so they dont turn off the stream for 80 minutes until her iphone battery dies.On the other hand, 75k views and she's ok next week.
>>31931974>Gura>9
>>31932152No it's just the day of my birthday
Neneneneneneneneneneneneneneennenenenenenene
>>31932127>poruka oruka>o>r>u>k>a>o>r>u>y>o
>>31932038Just dont like, grind the towel into your asshole or something and you should be fine.
>>31932170>>31932073Chumbuds like them 13
>>31932155In a misleading thumbnail of a perfectly SFW image of her.
>>31931872You too? Holy shit
>>31932127guraawr
>>31932105Sure, but considering the sudden need to get everything built in other countries ASAP, I imagine the market for good paying jobs will get extremely competitive on the producer side in regards to skilled labor, so you'll have a chance to get money. Either that or we'll have gotten deeper into the Automation pipeline, and it won't even matter much for countries that have that infrastructure.Our food is all domestic, so we're good on that, same with water and essentials. It'll just be the mass consumer stuff that gets severely fucked, like phones and clothes and such.
>>31932160Who knows.
>>31932185nenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene
>>31931974Mori8(it holds infinite potential)
>>31932127Guraura
>>31932196Literally just emailed my advisor for courses, I'm so fucking late gawddamn.
Might as well end the thread with more surveyposting>Your Oshi>Her RPG class
>>31932220KiaraTank
>>31932220AmeTank
>>31932220>Mori>Bard
>>31932052Are you me?
>>31932220KiaraHealslut
>>31932220>ame>Warrior
>>31932220>Ina>Offensive Crowd Control
>>31932215At least you can email yours, mine are fucked. Says I cant make an appointment until feb when the classes start in about a week.
>>31932239Do you want to be?
>>31932038You use one side for the face and other side for your balls and ass.Towel forgets the next day, its ok.
>>31932220GuraPegesus knight
>>31932220GuraBard
>>31932207Nenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene
Can this thread die please
>>31932250Ask again later
>>31932249I was told to make an appointment a fucking month ago, idk if the email is gonna work or not. My campus is still under covid lockdown, so that may get me some leniency, but who knows.Good luck fellow collegefag.
>>31932163Loafy would also just parrot whatever Ina said, even if it directly contradicted something she just said herself. It was a little weird but just an ESL thing I guess.
>>31932105Just buy criptocoins
>>319321221.3k on an unannounced stream only advertised on a twitter post.Then 7.3k on the stream today that was scheduled 40 hours in advance.
>>31932267>Towel forgets the next dayNo she doesn't anon, she remembers.
>>31932282Only to be reborn from ashes.
>>31932282Sure!
>>31932038i dont see why this is a problem, after you shower you should be the cleanest thing in your house so your towel doesnt even get dirty from drying off
>>31932009Delusional if you dont think Sebastian the educated himbo butler is not top5 fujo fantasies.Speaking english is fujofuel.
>>31932289Thanks anon, hope you have a good one.
>>31932278NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31932220GuraBerserker
>>31932220MoriBerserker
I love ame
>>31932038I do that. Also sometimes I drop the towel into the floor in front of the shower (which also is right in front of the toilet) to soak up all the water that dripped onto the bathroom floor and then pick it up again to dry my face after I shave.
I LOVE YOU AME!
i love you, gura!
>>31932220InaEnchanter
towa