/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31816311
I want Satan to give me a hairjob with one of her drills.

EVA Beatrice cuncun

>>31816443
Satan is underrated.
I wouldn't mind being yelled by her while I violently manhandle her during sex...

>>31816903
I love how she was characterized as a Tsundere who secretly wanted to be yelled at by her sisters but nobody gave a shit about her so the only time when something like that happened was in episode 8.

I just finished umineko...
Time to read all the schizo theories...
I still don't get Shannonkannonyasulionbeatrice's motive. Why did it matter that battler came back specificallyin 1986? My best guess is that it's because its the year George proposes but that doesn't get me very far. Am I retarded?

>>31818505
Ultimately it doesn't matter but actually it does somehow. I don't really know.

>>31816311
Chemicals in Takano's brain shift about.

Beta-endorphin
Tyrosine
Enkephalin
Valine
Lysine
Leucine
Isoleucine

>>31818505
One year earlier and she wouldn't have wanted to blow up everything
One year later and Krauss and Natsuhi's scheme would be revealed, so there would be a major reshuffle of the Ushiromiya assets and there wouldn't be an opportunity to blow everything up
He came back at both the peak of Yasu's angst and tension in the family as a whole

>>31818505
Don't listen to the Latex man.

The King of Rokkenjima.

Finished reading Ciconia a couple of days ago and I have to say, I really like this sprite.

>>31819692
But can be become king of the boxing ring with such inferior hands?

cant wait for wars about what Manifesto is better the Original or the Latex version

>>31820092
Any wars would be just italianon same-fagging or some other accelerationist troll actively trying to shit up the threads. Not like anyone has actually read them outside morbid meme fueled curiosity let alone cares about them.

>>31820164
just a joke about wars between Original sprites and ps3

>>31820214
Jokes? In my r07 thread?
Sacrilege. Only absolutely sincere posting is allowed.
Like how I want to bury my face in Natsuhi's bush

>>31820275
>Like how I want to bury my face in Natsuhi's bush
sorry you are not Gohda

>>31820347
Prove it.

>>31820365
because u are posting here instead of Rape Natsuhi and her(your) daughter Jessica

>>31820413
A man can multitask. Hands-free baby.

Jessica is a whore.

>>31820092
Don't worry, no such a thing will happen. After all...
>>>/t/hey+are+both+equally+garbage

Mion's bush, moo I'm a fucking cow

>>31818505
If he came back one year earlier in 1985, Yasu would have been able to start over and rekindle her relationship with Battler more easily, as her other romantic prospects were only budding and weren’t that serious.
If he came back one year later in 1987, Yasu would have already moved on and mustered up the courage to start a life with George.
It’s the fact that he comes back right in the middle of Yasu’s internal “love trial” between her feelings for George and Jessica, bringing back the painful feelings she felt waiting for him that she had managed to repress, all while still grappling with the fact that she’s unlovable furniture and all of her relationships are technically incest that she finally snaps and believes that it will all get fixed if everyone goes to the golden land.

>>31824073
not even Bern could withstand the big Battler cock at full power.

DICK DICK COCK BATTLERS FAT COCK CUM DICK FUCKER HUGE DICKDICKDICK CUMMING BALLS AND ASS

>>31824258
I guess that must be Bern after she tried it.

>>31824073
What's up with the sentence?

>>31824258
And she's not even drunk, gohdammit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIhkXQtSuD4

>>31824258
successor-sama...

>>31823535
>Pain-time curve; peak: George's proposal
Yasu is holding Battler responsible for that.

>>31819288
Turning frogs in Hinamizava gay

Bigger than the aunts.

Will’s design looks terrible, it looks like something a 10 year old would make. The res stripe in his hair is particularly egregious.

>>31826650
He totally looks like an edgy DA OC.

>>31826650
It's because will is Lion's knight on a white horse, a fantasy of her own making.

Higurashi> Ciconia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Umineko
Don’t @ me

So, how did Keichi survive the gas eruption at the end of Tatarigoroshi?

>>31827482
There was no gas eruption.

>>31827482
The real question is why didn't they kill him afterwards since they had orders to? and what happened to Satoko?

>>31827542
She most likely died
Keiichi was survived because one guy wanted to save at least one person

>>31827482
He was moved elsewhere by someone and kept sedated then they put him back so he wouldn't notice he was ever kidnapped.

>>31827542
Pretty sure the SDF in the morning was a different team not involved with the operation. Keiichi was asleep for a full 36 hours.

>>31827542
>and what happened to Satoko?
It's left to interpretation.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8385754

I like to think she ran naked for hours like here and got killed by a Tokyo mole nurse in the hospital.

>>31828217
I will. I certainly will.

You will fap to Takano.

>>31828273
I will. I certainly will.

>>31828273
Why does she dress up in that ridiculous getup?

>>31827876
>Satoko aware of her own butt-nakedness
Lewd!

>>31828593
it's her military larp outfit
I, for one, would like to wear an uniform. It's a fact that doctors are more confident when wearing the white coat

>>31828273
Why did Alchemist remove her medal? It's such an iconic part of her design and even appeared again in Ciconia. What were they thinking?

>>31828652
She was mean against the kids in Mina so they took it away, both in present and past.
Since she behaved after Matsuri it was given back

It not even a real medal she earned or anything. She crafted it out of a paper ribbon and stuck it on her chest one day

>>31827876
Didn't knew this existed.Just read about Ange playing minecraft,epic.

>>31829389
What a loser!

>>31818505
JessiKinzotrice is the real truth, Kinzo repeats his mistake with Jessica and turns her into Beatrice with magic using her isolation and loneliness(since her only friends are imaginary Shannon and Kanon) to prey on her. Eventually the strain of their illicit relationship is too much to conceal and Natsuhi finds out. In exchange for her silence, Kinzo "dies" and becomes "Battler", leaving the inheritance to Jessica. This works for a year, but then the love triangle between Jessica's imaginary friend Shannon, George, Beatrice, and "Battler" causes a blowout during the family conference. "Battler", deciding he has to stake everything, sets the bomb on and pledges to Jessica that he'll either convince the family to accept their relationship or explode the whole island. This does not go well. In the end, only Jessica, "Battler", and Eva survive. Eva is allowed to take the money and headship in exchange for her silence about the events that occurred on the island, and goes to adopt Ange after her parents died. She also sends the real Battler, who had stayed home to take care of Ange while she had diarrhea, out of the country to avoid conflict with the Sumaderas trying to use him to steal the inheritance. "Battler" and Jessica use some of Kinzo's hidden connections and funds to start a new life as Tohya and Ikuko. 12 years later, Battler, having become a mercenary to infiltrate the country in search of his sister, is brought in by Eva to smuggle Ange out of the country after her death.

>>31829574
Cease this!

>>31829947
why does she have those wings?

>>31830076
All goddesses are required to have handles to maximize breeding potential.

>>31828652
looks stupid

>>31829389
I bet she'd react like Maria if you took away her medal.

Hanyuu is the real culprit theory must be true because no goddess can be this retarded.

>>31830451
Her people are just genetically inferior.

>>31830451
Onigari no ryuuou actually striked her medulla obolongata, causing severe retardation.
Her IQ fell like a puppet whose strings have been cut.

>>31816311
Guys finnally after year and year of hardworking,study and rereading i fpund put the best argument for Erikantrice.
Be ready you will never come back.

BEATRICE IS MAGIC ENDING YASU
ERIKA IS TRICK ENDING YASU

IT'S OVER, IT'S FUCKING OVER
SLEEP WEEL MY BEAUTIFUL WITCH

I just realized... does K1's mother have the same VA as Rosa?

>>31830867
I don't get it.
So in magic he gets together with beatrice=yasu=ikuko okay

So what happen in trick. he shack up with Ange?

>>31831260
Don't reply to the Italiantranny.
Prepared to be replied in broken english while saying shit like "1 bit goat you lack love shkanontrice cuck"

>>31831018
no

>>31831260
Not literrally but a choice of Yasu

Yasu in the first 4 games, choose Magic, she created Beatrice against the pain of Battler's betrayl meanwhile in ep 5 and 6 she accepted this pain, she lost all the innocence and stop to belive in magic to live in the real world, to fix her life this make Erika born.

To Ange happened the same thing but with a different question, take back her life, her family frpm thw parasypte scum who take it over or just let it go, accept the magic in which her family can live inside her.

When Pain come you have 2 choice, accept it,understand it and find a solution or forgot about it until the situation explode.

>>31831400
Fuck off 1 bit goat you lack love shkanontrice cuck

italian loli flashing her budding breasts to make people read the manifesto

The witch of miracles, Bernkastel.

>>31833121
https://youtu.be/NncDA6SpoJk
Live footage

>>31833121
>>31833638
As long as its Bern...
A cat is fine too.

I'll ignore any anti-Italian comments because I'm interested in mystery talk.

>>31831260
I understood his post. Battler chose magic, he got Beatrice. That's why he and Beatrice declined Erika in Dawn therefore she was denied. All forgeries before Ep5 were about the witch culprit Beatrice because they somehow based on Legend as an indication. He believed he loves Beatrice. A Trick Ending never happened for Battler and exists to imply a alleged bending for Ange. A trick ending Yasu would be confronting Battler without Beatrice's dress.

Hey, Italianon, if you pledge yourself to me body and soul and become my slave I will listen to your manifesto

literally no difference

>>31835146
Lilja > Beato and it's not even close

>>31835146
I hope she makes it into phase 2...

Totally normal sister behavior.

>>31835960
Yes its really normal sister behavior.

>>31834527
Don't. Even if you are as powerful as a witch, it will still cost your sanity.

How does one mod umineko? I've seen a few fangames out there.

>>31836351
just write new things into the 0.u file.
It's that simple, really.

>>31836351
>download the ONscripter tools in OP
>extract the script file with nscdec from nscript.dat
>extract assets from all arc.nsa files with nsadec(if necessary)
>learn some Nscript language from online docs
>edit 0.txt and put your custom assets(if any) in the game folder
>?????
>profit
Attached: an actual game screenshot

>>31836476
>>31836481
Thanks guys. I have a few things in mind.

>>31830840
something something WALLS OF PEACE

>>31818505
This is my personal theory but I suspect that it was Shakanon who killed Kinzo shortly after solving the epitaph. Killing him (maybe in rage, during their reunion/ perhaps Kinzo didn't resist) led to the point of no return.

Genji sympathized with her and recognized her as the true successor and decided to go along with her plan, both out of loyalty and and as a payment for his and Kinzo's sins of mistreating Beatrice. They roped in the doctor who gave Kraus and Natsuhi a false cause of death.

She faltered in between >>31823535 , and probably did reveal herself to the older generation (there's a scene in the first chapter where they accept her in the church) but chaos ensued (as Yasu expected) shortly after the gold was disclosed. Basically, Yasu left most of the killings to chance.

It's been some time since I read Umineko so I may be missing something.

>>31836695
>it was Shakanon who killed Kinzo
This was in no way ever implied, not even in meta scenes.
>Genji sympathized with her
>her
lol
>there's a scene in the first chapter where they accept her in the church
Thd church didn't exist in chapter one.
Seriously, leave the theories to people who actually read th VN.

>>31834289
Battler,Beatrice and Ange all of them chosen between Magic and trick
But even Kinzo,Genji,George ecc...

All Umineko is a choice between Magic and Trick.

>>31835960
Mii, nipaa.

>>31836974

>>31836974
>>31837079
Mii, Nipah, ahahah...

>>31836859
The church scene is from the second rather than the first. My bad.

But how exactly did Kinzo die? I just find the idea that he dropped dead after encountering Yasu kind of suspect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJY6TRfvq9s

>>31837856
He was afraid of commit the same sin

he look dumb as hell

Italianon's mother had already committed an abortion on the doctors' advice that the child would be born retarded... but shen she became pregnant again, she was "afraid of commit the same sin". It was only natural.

>>31838245
Based school shooter Kanon-kun

>>31838245
xXx_Kan0n_xXx

>>31838159

>>31838245
Somehow had to hide those giant tiddies.

I am also was afraid of comit the same sin again.

>>31838277
I was born just because my mother first son died at born.

"With the curse of Oyashiro-sama, you can kill anyone you want"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7rtnhIJfTo
Forgot about ep4 Ange's edge.

I'm going to kiss Ange and give her emotional support

>>31838711
Nah,I think that the only thing that can possibly work on Ange is cosplaying as Battler

>>31838711
I'm going to lick Ange's thighs while playing M. Zakky on the radio and there's nothing you can do about it

>Ryukishi07 publishes official nude art of teen Ange
>she wears diapers
How would you react?

>>31839009
The North wind and the Sun strategy.Humiliate her mercilessly first and then protecc

>>31838245
>foolish big sister

>>31838614
the cool air felt good against her ear-wings

Why can't you let me have cool things, Ryu07...

Objective best Ciconia tracks list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJSsPliUKxk&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNr6Q0UlwiU&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fM1Ox7fxAo&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngpjHnfoVSk&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqN6f_iWEvA&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQrXrJoooWI&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGxMgobgAVU&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsIwRIVt7jk&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1u-yP-lTqk&list=PLeKSx7u-0kRiJqH14dswC-lHh8Nuu0APx&index=31

>>31839384
Literally all of r07's scrapped ideas sound better than what he decided on. The only good thing we've gotten out of his changes was Erika being a result of scrapped Virgil.

>>31839639
Blame the Japanese. I find it kind of unreal many readers sent letters to Ryukishi telling him that chapter 2 was like extremely hard to the point of unfairness.

>>31839639
Usually that's just a "the grass is greener" sentiment. you want what you didn't get, and the same would be true were the positions reversed.
But then some grass really is greener such as in the example you used.

>>31839527
>posts half the ost

>>31839831
t. kyrie

>>31839291
they have a lot of nerves

>>31834289
What is this new level trash

>>31839639
Even Ryukishi himself acknowledges that Land would have been the best one. There's no way it wouldn't have been insane with all the shit it was going to have. Losing Erika would suck, but in exchange for B. Battler, purple truth, Virgilius, etc... it would have been worth it. Though it's really impossible to say since it's all hypothetical.

With the exception of Italianon is there any one out there who actually thinks that Ikuko is Sayo?
I can’t see why anyone would think that they are the same.

>>31840500
>With the exception of ********* is there any one out there who actually thinks that Ikuko is Sayo?
Yes a lot of tranny twitter or old tumblr users that self-insert as Sayo do. They are obsessed with the idea of Sayo having a "good" ending.

>>31840500
She doesn't make any sense as a random person finding Battler on the side of the road. But she's obviously not Sayo, she's Jessica.

>>31840549
>They are obsessed with the idea of Sayo having a "good" ending
I don't get how anyone who has the tiniest grasp on Umineko's story could sympathize with or even adore Yasu.
He toyed with innocent hearts and mercilessly murdered everyone on the island multiple times. Chapter 6's "love duel" was especially gruesome to reread since I knew what a fucking cunt it is everyone was fighting over. And then "Sayo" gets her happy ending and still murders everyone.
Battler was right
>Ya can't trust no women, aye

>What is "rape", anon?

>>31840683
I think it's easy enough to sympathize with Yasu, since you know for a fact Beatrice had no evil intentions.
It's just an incestuous multilated kid that was thrown off a cliff and raised without parents being mentally ill and a series of tragic coincidences causing the worst possible result, but I mean, who wouldn't be mentally ill under those circunstances desu.

>>31840827
>who wouldn't be mentally ill under those circunstances desu
Battler, since he went through these exact same things (minus the mutilation) and remained sane.

>>31840827
We can all sympathize with Yasu, empathy is a normal thing.
However it still doesn't take away the fact that she killed people and still fucked people over post-death.
It's a 50/50 split for me.
Still, I wouldn't self-insert as him though nor would I use excessive mental gymnastics to change Umineko's ending and other details to my liking because of "lol happiness".

>>31840938
Eh, he went through none of those circunstances

>>31840827
I think it helps that nearly 100% of the victims were pieces of shit, to the point where all it took was a series of minor coincidences for them to all kill each other. I think literally only Gohda isn't insane or evil, and that's only because of retcons, originally he was supposed to be a total asshole banging Natsuhi on the side.
Imagine being stuck on an island with those motherfuckers your entire life. You don't even have to be insane to want to kill them all.

>>31840976
>t. hasn't played End of the Golden Witch

>>31840995
>nearly 100% of the victims were pieces of shit
This doesn't hold true for the second generation. He could've tried to spare them.

>>31840961
>nor would I use excessive mental gymnastics to change Umineko's ending and other details to my liking because of "lol happiness"
this mentality isn't all that rare though. lots of people don't know what to do with endings that don't come down to "the good guys win and live happily ever after" or "everyone but a single survivor died horribly and the evil monster is still out there". they don't know how to process narrative ambivalence emotionally. blame hollywood.

>>31840961
Yeah, not saying Yasu deserves a happy ending or that it's normal to self-insert as the kid or something, just that you can at least sympathize with the character.
>>31841020
Shan't argue with meme arrows.

>>31835960
Is Ange a brocon?

>>31841278
Gee I fucking wonder

>>31839591
>you can literally see the shape of her human butt cheek
How can she be so shameless?

>>31841278
>Is Ange a brocon?

All I know is that the real truth of Umineko is really just "Incest isn't wincest"

>Look for Ciconia music on the MEGA
>It's an album that has next to no Ciconia tracks at all
God fucking dammit

>>31841411
Just copy them from the game's files.

>>31841404
The only issue was a LACK of incest though! If Kinzo'd just raped a few more generations everything would have worked out fine!

>>31841404
All I know is that when I went into the series fully blind I found it weird that Battler would go after his cousin's boobs and then...

>>31841447
Same with Yasu choosing to accept George or Jessica, or Battler reciprocating.

>>31841132
>He could've tried to spare them
Yasu didn't do it for revenge. The cousins needed to die so they wouldn't feel sad about their loved one dying. It's the old "I want to kill myself, so I should kill anyone who would be devastated by it and anyone who would he devastated by THAT". It's hard to find a place to stop once you start adding potential mourners to the hit list.

>>31841447
Seriously, this might sound like a joke but Kinzo could have prevented the Rokkenjima massacre if he had raped Yasu over and over again from a young age on.
I'm not saying that this would've been "good", but it's undoubtedly true Yasu couldn't have provided the weapons and bomb to Kyrie and Rudolph if he had his asshole torn apart on that fateful night of october 1986...

>>31841459
Battler wanting to humiliate Jessica's tits was foreshadowing for the incest theme. Normie faggots and SJWs found those jokes "upsetting" and skipped past them, so they were unable to figure out where the man from 19 years ago came from.

>>31841606
Don't get me wrong, I wanted more of that, but I thought Jessica would end up bouncing on his dick.

>159 posts
>39 posters

>>31841606
I'd say it was just the typical Oni-chan incest stuff. I'm surprised they didn't add in the old, "we used to take baths naked when we were young" trope (or did they? I don't recall).

He pervs on Maria too and makes her promise that she'll let him touch her boobs when she grows up.

It DOES establish Battler as a horny idiot though, just like his dad and grandpa.

Lion looks like THIS?

>>31841842
Welcome to the slower boards with dedicated fanbases that discuss niche stuff on dedicated threads. Retard.
Its comfy and its like we are a family, a dysfunctional and with tons of retarded offspring (one more than others) but a family nonetheless.

>>31841912
Why is Erika wearing that wig

>>31841842
and that's a good thing

>>31841278
Built for Amakusa

>>31841997
I like it here for that reason

>>31841997
Comfy post. Seems familiar for some reason...

>>31827267
@contrarian.con

>>31841842
I feel like I'm having a deja vu.
>>31841997
Geez, Rika. Cover that dirty body of yours.

>>31841997
UOOH

>>31841842
Do you expect people to post once or twice and leave the thread forever?

Why did the bunch of retards fight each other instead of taking over the entire world?

>>31841853
EP1 and EP2 Battler was written by Yasu based on 12yo Battler. And him wanting to lewd the cousins is just Yasu projecting.

>>31842666
they must support the walls of peace please understand

>>31842666
They said it was unreasonable since they would have to repair and restock weapons eventually.

>>31842666
>Why did the bunch of retards fight each other instead of taking over the entire world?
Because they are still human and can't simply become terrorists with a bounty on their heads. They still need to sleep, eat and check the gauntlets for malfunctions.

Little did the governments know that the Geroy scientists would release the zombie 8MS and make the surviving gauntlets basically immortal. Now they can really take over the world.

>>31841997
FUCK OFF

I enjoy the club activities

>>31842935
Consider yourself abused (by me).

>>31841997
Are higurashi and umineko really that niche?

>>31842958
Now try playing them for 100+ years.

>>31842986
I will thanks

>>31843001
If you are cool with turning like Bern

>>31842969
No at all, this person is just a delusional faggot

>>31842967
Cute! I want to be abused by Dlanor! DIE THE DES!

>>31841997
don't forget to take your meds

>>31841997
This isn't your personal blog, pedo

Who the fuck cares about the IP count

>>31842935
Is that you, comrade mario?

>>31842801
>>31842815
They could easily force people to do what they want. For example 4 GK surround the guy who is forced to repair and restock 1 guys gauntlet. That man isn't going to be able to fight back. For sleep that's easy, people in this universe don't need to sleep. For food and water they can simply carry it with them, there is even direct mention of GK eating while on the job in the story. It would be an exhausting and dangerous endeavor, but fully possible, they were just cowards.

>>31843176
it'd be nice to have some new fresh blood instead of the same 3-4 schizos ruining these threads

>>31843198
We need to restore this general's DIGNITY!

>>31841997
Don't listen to the samefag calling you out, you are based, stunning, beautiful and part of my family as well /jp/non!

>>31843215
Does the thread look ruined to you

Also I've been here for 3 weeks. Can't get any fresher.

>>31843280
Then let me warn you, this is a Bern thread.

>>31843313
Remember that poll?

>>31843334
Sorry, but I am quite forgetful. Or are you talking about the /v/ poll?

There may be 43 different people who have made a post in in this thread, but I have a sneaking suspicious that something like 120 posts are made by just 5 people.

>>31843275
>the samefag
>thread full of samefags

>>31843361
That's literally every general ever.

>>31843361
Here is the truth of these sad sick threads

>>31843359
You know what I mean.

>>31841997
kys

>>31843039
Didn't think so. VNs themselves could probably be considered niche with the amount of mainstream attention anime/manga has had in recent times but in terms of VNs themselves I'm pretty sure everyone at least knows higurashi and umineko even if they haven't read them

>>31843176
>>31843280
>>31843334
>>31843428
Is this Satoko from that other Ryukishi VN? The mystery one that everyone hates

>>31843539
Some people say she's Satoko
Some people say she's Takano

>Make a bait post
>Reply to my own bait post with a different IP
>Respond to my reply still with the same IP
>Post from my original IP and call my reply and my other reply a samefag

>>31843569
She's neither

>>31843569
She is Satoko and Takano(futa)'s daughter

>>31843571
is that you, schizokun?

>>31843571
If Satoko can take her meds then you can too!

>>31842312
Yes I stole the format of that post and added some more stuff so that it sounded a bit nicer.
>>31842969
In the grand scope of things they are, let us not pretend 07th Expansion is worth billions in daily revenue. If you really want to argue, I would say that the combination of 07th stuff and /jp/ makes this a niche place.
>>31843116
Never.
>>31843275
Thank you anon.
Either way I love you all. I'm glad we can keep this loop of insanity going.
Except for I*******, I can only occasionally appreciate his insanity and laugh at his stuff.

>>31843648
>I*******
explain

>>31843648
Why did you reply to me four times?

>>31843742
We are all the same person here.

All me btw.

>>31843676
Comrade Mario.
He brings no dignity whatsoever

>>31843742
Anon your schizo jokes are not funny when you push them too much.
I'm really hurt that you can't appreciate someone expressing their positive feelings towards something or someone (yes even [(you) in this case]

>>31843810
also me

>>31842666
the real reason is that they're just kids who have been trained their entire lives to be loyal soldiers. they don't have the independent mindset or the guts to build outer heaven when they can just keep doing what the adults tell them to do.

>>31843144
Anon this isn't twitter, you don't get brownie points for saying that you think loli shit is pedo. Nobody gives a fuck.

>>31843648
>>31843830
commit suicide you schizopedo

>>31843884
why so salty

>>31843819
Really? I thought it was you that shits up these threads, retard hanyuu poster. I don't even care about the italian

>>31843858
think you got the wrong board pal, this is 4channel not 4chan. /pol/ is not even 2 blocks down, faggot

>>31843929
That post is not mine retard.
I don't even like to acknowledge that poster.

There are only two people in this thread, me and you reading this. Every single post you haven't made is from me posted from different IPs.

>>31843921
t. reddit

>>31843982
Here's the truth of this thread

>>31843929
You should care,
He hates you and everything you stand for.

>>31843539
Shut the fuck up, me. Stop telling me that we're 2 different people.

>>31843648
for you >>31843929

>>31843982
Which one of us is humiliation anon and which one is italianon.

>>31844031
>He hates you and everything you stand for
I don't care about the italian but you just described my feelings towards you

>>31844050
I am that poster and also the poster who replied to it while at the same time being a different poster

Cute Hanyuu poster!
Hand holding with Hanyuu poster!

>>31844083
Why are you so full of hatred anon.
We are all one poster here.

>>31843993
why so salty again?

I am schizo and it's all of you faggots faults

>>31844106
H*anyuu is evil and the worst Higu, just stop it already, schizo

Ok I'm tired of this bullshit, let's go back to the main topic:

Satoko

>>31844106
How lewd of you...

>>31844136
t. twitch

>>31844156
This is the song that plays while I rape your butthole, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFNCdodmTA&t=1s

now it's 241 posts, 43 ips
was that the plan?

>>31844106
>>31844148
>>31844177
Always hanyuu and satoko with you faggots

>>31844172
Deserves to be miserable, she should have been beaten more

>>31844185
s-stop, please
don't you dare going any further

>>31844148
Italian?

Order of witches in the senate

Creator tier:
Humiliation anon

Voyager:
Hanyuu poster

Great witch:
Bernkastel posters

Shit tier:
>>31844083 this asshole

Italianon tier:
Italianon

>>31844215
I also like Rika too.

>>31844234
t. twitter

>>31844261
Humiliation anon is the Hanyuu poster retard

Ignore horned posters.

>>31844261
We really need more Lambdadelta posters. Bernkastel posters are feeling lonely.

>>31841997
I love you too anon

But Rika's flat chest shouldn't have such a crease on it

>>31844263
Nipah!

>>31844322
Please Rika-chan, stop using the n-word.

>>31844315
Stop samefagging you pedo

>>31844271
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Oh, I am yet one of many!

>>31844300
Then he is truly blessed.
To be able to occupy the highest two tiers at once.

>>31844300
>>31844418
I'm not Humiliation-anon.
I haven't even watched OG Digimon or touched the KH games.

>>31844441
In that case this guy >>31844300
goes in the shit tier

All of these posts are mine.

>>31844261
we have plenty of anons who have made important contributions to these threads, they're just not constantly LARP-posting. The Great Charmsmith, deepAIanon, chart-anon, various draw- and OC-anons. It's difficult to pin down the power level of these elusive witches.

>>31844261
>letting the Italian join the senate at all
God why

>>31844481
Don't forget the cult of high-res.

>>31844481
I feel like shit for not being included...

>>31844481
Do I get a spot?

>>31844526
I'm just tired. meme contributions like the Javascript:; edits, high-res and so on are OC

>>31844557
javascript might be a dead meme
It's almost died in the last two threads

>>31844589
Cool. Don't underestimate the power of making fun shit.

>>31844493
He's entirely there to represent the worst tier.
so bad he makes the shit look like a glorious witch.

>>31844604
Nobody really knows the origins of javascript:;, but more specifically I made most(but not all) of those

>>31844683
It was an anon who accidentally clicked on an element by mistake when attempting to make a post with a picture of Ange.

Then another anon kept asking 'what did he mean by this'. This is the origin of the Witch of Coding.

>>31844747
I don't think it was an accident.
There is probably a genuine hidden message.

>>31844747
The best memes always happened as mistakes or improvised attempts at humour.

>>31844772
well maybe it was intentional. But that is basically what happened.
then Aunt Eva got angry with COBO:.

>>31844780
And on the other hand, the worst memes happened because of literal raids.(e.g. c*mbrain)

What's /jp/'s best Umineko meme?

>>31844851
Memes come and go, so for now it's still ange javascript until we don't find a replacement.

>>31844851
Umineko itself.

>>31844939
Gotta agree. Umineko is really a 100 hour long shitpost.

Guys please stop shitposting on /pol/ sticky. Thank you.

Not that I care about IP count, but I wonder what the average was before Italianon came. Some got so tired of his shit that they just left, I was getting pretty close there for a while. More people have probably read 07th vns during covid though and the board's had a huge influx of outsiders, so it wouldn't be a fair comparison I guess.

>>31844939

>>31845168
Thanks anon, I was starving.

>>31845178
Forgot the image, whoops. I really have gone fucking schizo.

>>31844973
Why is there a /pol/ sticky about a current event? Since when do they do that?
Don't tell me there is a real happening this time?

>>31845058
It seems to have been roughly the same overall despite the killer effect on thread quality when people reply to him

>>31845212
There will be no happening.
Trump is a boomer centrist meritocrat with some american exceptionalism and protectionism thrown in. He will certainly not "cross the Rubicon" or whatever the fascist LARPers are on about.
Too bad the commies will still use this as a further excuse to undermine their political opposition any way they can.

>>31845254
"All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path."

toujirou has been spotted

What's /jp/'s worst Umineko meme?

>>31845305
you know

>288 posts
>45 posters

>>31845305
Erikantrice

>>31845305
Erikan*****

>>31845334
Someone said the whole thing!

>>31845296
"The beginning of the end? You're behind the times. It's the opposite. Here's how it should go: once it's begun, it already has ended."

>>31845363
I literally had to time travel just for that.

>>31845322
To be fair anon, I change my IP using VPNs and phoneposting about 30 times per thread so you can't be sure this is 45 posters.

>>31845419
I can claim occasional phone posting as well. Realistically, memes aside, actual posters is probably half of what the count is.

>>31845411
WTF

>>31845531
I'm using 16 phones to post on /jp/, bros...

Do you agree with the three kings philosophy? Should AW3 society be returned to the Stone Age and the majority of humanity be culled?

Why are you so willingly consooming a LGBT propaganda """story""" created by an asian opressor and on top of that, a ped*phile.

>31845635
Deja vu...

>>31845633
Can't return AW3 society to the stone age when they're all brains in jars. Run a new simulation? Sure.

>>31845759
>Headcanon

>>31845867
Soon, you will see the light.
It was all a hallucination -> It was all a book -> It was all a simulation.

>>31845759
>>31845867
We will know next December when the great Dragon Knight releases Phase 2 for definite with absolutely no further delays

>>31845254
What a disappointment. He should fight at least.

>>31845759
Everyone else says that, but I pray to God that it isn't the case. It would be so lame because there can't be any interesting developments if that is the case. You either get the "Let's stay in the simulation because we have nothing else" or the "Let's end the simulation because this is no way for humans to live" ending.
Therefore I prefer to think that the "brain in jar world" is possible future. That it is just a simulated future or that it has happened and that this information was somehow relayed to the past and people in the real world are trying to keep it from happening.
This has been my rant.

>>31845687
slightly changed version

>Rena's mom
>Works as a designer
>Sleeps around

>Rosa
>Works as a designer
>Sleeps around

Why the hell were/are the Three Kings such assholes when it comes to the VR transition?
Is stripping you naked, peeling off your skin and then dismembering you while you are alive really necessary?
Just makes them come across a bit as cartoonishly evil.

>>31848222
>Rena
>Orangish-brown hair
>Autistic

>Maria
>Orangish-brown hair
>Autstic

I think you're on to something. What Irishman is Rosa sleeping with that keeps giving her autistic children?

>>31844851
Ange humiliation, bar none.

>>31846085
That's what the blue bodies are for. They will put the disembodied zombie brains in those and let them roam the real world.

>>31848240
How else are they supposed to convince literal braindead zombies to enter the factory? They are zombies.

>>31848362
God fucking knows. But it'd probably even match up if we considered that she was pregnant with Maria when she divorced Rena's dad. How old was Rena back then?

>>31848222
>>31848362
Remember Akihito, the man who cucked Rena's dad? Let's look at his appearances in Higurashi and Umineko:

-Rena's parents worked in the clothing industry, but the mother had more talent as a designer. She convinced her husband to leave the village and move to Ibaraki so she could join a fashion company (maybe Rosa's? The timeframe fits perfectly, can't be coincidence). She started hanging out with this Akihito guy at the company and eventually cheated on her husband. Rena blamed herself for not rejecting the guy the first day her mother introduced him to her, which caused her whole mental debacle.

-In Umineko Tsubasa, we learn that Rosa's boyfriend is a guy named Akihito who works at her company. This implies he eventually dumped Rena's mother like the playboy he is and pursued the company president, Rosa. Just like in Rena's case, this is a man named Akihito dating Maria's mother and is also the reason of her misery, because Rosa leaves her alone to go out with him. He could be either one of her boyfriends or THE boyfriend we saw during the main story, who was cheating on his wife with Rosa and she called him out on it. Whether both boyfriends are the same or not, either of them fits.

So we have this attractive guy named "Akihito" showing up in both series. Dating the autistic orange-haired character's mother in both series. Working at a design company in both series. A company that could easily be the same timeline-wise, as if Ryuukishi made sure there were no contradictions in case someone found this out. The dude is the main source of the autistic orange-haired girl's misery in both series. And if we assume Akihito from Tsubasa and Rosa's unnamed boyfriend in the EP4 flashback are the same dude, the timeline makes even more sense because the guy is now married. It makes even MORE sense when you remember that the guy had morals (he told Rosa not to leave her daughter alone for him) and Rena admitted in Higurashi that Akihito was probably not a bad person, just someone who liked her mother. She only though of him as an enemy because her father was cucked. So even Akihito's personality and moral compass are consistent across series.

Prove me wrong. You can't deny this.

>>31848579
Fuck I was kinda memeing with that but the way you put it...

Wait, Ronald Knox was literally a priest who wrote detective stories and made his own bible translation? I guess that goes some way to explaining the court of heaven thing.

>>31848547
I would kill myself if some jewish overlord forced me to strip naked and then be sent to some death factory and die a humiliating death.

which one of you was this

>>31849420
is that the pelosi computer? sorry, I don't really follow politics much. good meme though.

Being humiliated by Beato

>>31856060
We know Battler.

>>31849213
If you were a zombie you wouldn't care about being stripped naked.

>>31849213
I would die happy if I saw my 6th grade loli crush completely naked suffering the same horrifying fate as me.

>>31857614
Many people were not properly put to sleep during the process.
I wouldn't want my last humans moments to be literally what I previously explained while also being exposed to the "shameful human condition".

>>31857785
Dude, most of them were literal zombies. Blueyao made it clear they would lose their intelligence. The only ones aware of the processing factory would be the immune zombies.

>>31857783
Imagine being a teenage jew in nazi germany and having an unrequited crush since childhood. She is even dating someone else in middle school and they kissed already! Cucked!

One day, Hitler forces your entire neighborhood into a concentration camp and you get to see your crush butt-naked, tortured, shitting in public and crying herself insane. You are a victim of the worst tragedy in recent history, but hey, at least you won't die without seeing your crush humiliated and dehumanized beyond belief. Imagine being executed together with her and cumming buckets while the gas enters your lungs because the fact that your crush is suffering that degrading pain and torture right beside you is super lewd.

I wonder if Anna Frank had a massive 40s bush at 14. I bet she felt humiliated and degraded when she first got to the camp and was told to strip.

Why not read the uncensored version of Anna Frank's diary, where she talks about her hairy 14yo pussy and describes how she masturbates? There are also some lewd jokes (pretty lame ones though) and a part where she mentions her lesbian experimentation with a friend.

Imagine being a jewish teenage girl and having your embarrassing diary exposed to the entire world as your body is eaten by maggots. The ultimate humiliation.

>>31857922
My autistic stubbornness still stands, I wouldn't want to be some immune fuck and be conscious of the fate that awaits me.

>>31857783
Reminder that every time you take a shit you are humiliating your crush because she's human and has an ass just like you. So by experiencing the shittaking, you are experiencing exactly what she feels when she engages in that degrading act herself. You share the exact same experience! Lewd! It's like you are prying into her most private and intimate experiences!

>>31857922
The zombies would be much smarter than dogs, and you still would feel bad for dogs if they went through that.

>>31848240
I mean, if the 8MS has made them practically immortal and their skin regenerates crazy fast, and on top of that you need to process 10 billion people, most of which are aggressive immortal zombies experiencing unimaginable pain 24/7, you'd probably use that method too. Otherwise the situation becomes completely unmanageable, whether it's aliens or the immunes building and managing the giant ass factory and super computers.

You need an automated process that will cleanly remove their skin, cut off their limbs, etc, to prevent them from regenerating all damage in mere seconds. Once the head is the only thing left, the regeneration works to your advantage because it won't die, so you can plug it to the matrix while you work on those sweet blue bodies capable of withstanding the Earth's destroyed environment and a perfected 8MS to undo the consciousness-altering effects of the zombie 8MS.

>>31858704
>if the 8MS has made them practically immortal and their skin regenerates crazy fast
Will those 8MS still work after the whole apocalypse thing?
I'm pretty sure that by the end of it, none of the 8MS are supposed to work.

>>31849420
US is pretty fun to watch

I find it suspicious that the scientists are all discovering immortality and other shit, but it's all based on 8MS manipulation.

Are they really uncovering the secrets of the universe or are they simply discovering how to manipulate the code of the matrix in their favor? Are they IRL or is it all a matrix?

I would kill someone if the rewards for doing so were to be dragged around by Beato in a leash for 5 minutes while stripped down to my bare ass

>>31859942
wwkd - what would kinzo do

>>31860570
kill his family and furiously masturbate

>>31859017
d-don't make fun of my country we are a totally serious super power it was all a prank stop laughing!!

>>31861301
>>>/t/he+country+known+as+the+united+states+of+america
>>>/i/s+a+joke