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>>3158814
>get kill by a witch

I prefer Rika.

I love Bern-chan so much!

Fucking bitch

Lambdadelta is better than Bernkastel.

I want to kill Bern and give 34 a tight hug

>>3158814
I wanna fuck you so hard that you'll feel it your eternal life

At least you don`t kill baby's like some other witches I know.

She's my new favorite villain. Best troll ever.

Hey Misters,

My name is Dlanor A. Knox, and I will kill every single one of you. All of you are fake, disapppointing, wannabe witches who spend every second of their day defiling God. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even read the Ten Commandments of Knox? I mean, I guess it's fun making up bullshit like small bombs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than really thinking that there are witches.

Don't be a failure. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm Dlanor A. Knox. I was a homicidal doll, and singer on my church choir. What can do you do, other than DIE? I also have two cute servants, and have a amazing rival (He just defeated me; Shit was SO cash). You are all posers who should try your best or else. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. Thanks. For listening.

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DIE THE DEATH!

SENTENCE THE DEATH!

GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATHッ!

Bernkastels body is a miracle of the universe.

Au au au! What do you think you're doing, Bern! Just for this, I'm going to give you a horrible punishment game!

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>>3158876
I`m already shivering.

>>3158869
She's my third favorite character, Dlanor is so awesoDIE THE DEATH CERTAIN DEATH CERTAIN DEATH

>>3158876
Oh shit, Lamda, it's the fuzz. Grab the bong and run for it.

Hey Culprits,

My name is Furudo Erika, and I suspect every single one of you. All of you are incompetent, stupid, useless murderers who spend every second of their day plotting to steal the family fortune. You are everything bad on Rokkenjima. Honestly, have any of you even tried to make a good alibi? This Furudo Erika deducts, that for furnitures it's fun getting yourselves involved in a third rate mystery, but you all take to a whole new meta world. This is even worse than claiming witches and witchcraft are behind everything.

Don't be a victim. Just hit me with your best shot. This Furudo Erika is pretty much perfect. I was president of the first rate detectives club, and starter on my debate team. What intelligent activities do you pursue, other than study "magic formations"? I also have perfect sight and hearing, and have a third rate rival (He just used the golden text on me; Shit was SO true). You are all idiots who should just confess your crimes. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my rival

>>3158895
Her head will CRUSH her own tiny body.

>>3158896
lol

>>3158904

You're not the game master, you're not allowed to use gold.

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EP5 Beato was very talk active.

>>3158911
WHAT DID YOU SAY

>>3158922

fake piece Beatrice

Hey Mamas,

Uuuu uuu uuuu uuuuuuuu uuu uuuuuuu uuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu uuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu uuuuuu uu uuu uuuuu uu uu uuuuuu uuuu uuuu uuuu uu uuuu
And Uuu!

>>3158959
okay I lol'd

>>3158889

Is that sum lightsaber?

Hey Worthless Children,

My name is Rosa, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day uu~ing and playing with imaginary friends. You think you are so smart. Honestly, have any of you ever slapped a bitch? Feels good man. I mean, I guess it's fun being a pathetic retard but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than implying I actually need to feed you.

Don't be a goatman. Just hit me with your best uu~. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the captain of the bitchslap team in high school and get banged every night in Hokkaido. What have you done, other than "believe in witches", going uuu-uuu or get strangled to death? I also get to steal your candy, and small bombs (I just killed my family with them and stuffed them with candy, shit was SO cash). You are all pathetic retards who should just starve to death while I'm in Hokkaido. Thank you for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my daughter.

>>3158959

*smack*

>>3158911
I need this picture bigger, wallpaper size. I NEED THIS, MAKE IT POSSIBLE PLEASE

why is Bern such a bully :(

>>3159087
Its only fair to bully the weak.

so wait, if you don't care about every single one of us, that means you at least care about some of us right? There's no need to be shy!

>>3158901
HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW?

KEIKAKU DOORI MOTHERFUCKERS

>>3159224
Just as trolled.

>>3159219

This Furudo Erika is a body double of Bernkastel-sama, so it is only natural that I tease my toys a little bit thinking they got the upper hand before my superior brain cells utterly crush them.

We need to upgrade our weaboo level a bit.
What is the japanese word for trolling?

>>3159316
It's the same as fishing. Also, learn to spell.

Episode 5 is so messed up, now there is actually someone with blue eyes who exists

>Just as trolled

Translate that to japanese.

Heyaa!

The most amazing powerful greatest witch of all time has arrived! Sorry to keep you all waiting! You're all doing okay, but I'm sure that you're so happy to see me you can't even hold in your excitement that someone as great as me has arrived? Isn't that so super cool?!

What's the point of all these stupid killings and revivings? I know that when I certainly want someone dead, I want them certainly dead! Even though Bern says it didn't work once, she's wrong! I wasn't even trying to kill her back then, I was far too busy giving Tomitake the best raping of his life (Shit was SO cash). No one will ever get bored if I'm around! If they start to I'll just flick my mood into CRAZY BITCH and play miragecoordinator! It's like your songs but just a SUPER version! Bern doesn't even have her own song! What a loo-ser!

BYEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3159348

中出してほしい

>>3159374
not in moonrunes.

>>3158814

FUCK YOU

I love Lambdadelta and Bern so much.

Fuck you Burnkastel!

>>3159304
Sure, you can keep on talking big, but everyone saw Lambda totally troll your ass.

>>3159522
THAT FACE......

I, for one, welcome our new king of trolls.

>>3159522

look whose talking, the troll master got trolled by battler...

>>3159522
what are those things on her chest?

>>3159547
>trolled
>by Battler

>>3159547
I don't know what game you were playing. Lambda was FUCK YEAH when Battler-Beatrice showed up. Hell, he wouldn't have been able to succeed if she hadn't recognized him as a witch.

ffffff too many trolls

>>3159580
or an endless sorcerer

What the Fuck? Natsuhi killed Jessica and Krauss?
Just why?

>>3159720
it wasn't stated in red

>>3159729

BATTLER KILLED THEM ALL IN HIS DELUDED STATE AFTER FINDING THE GOLD.

PROVE ME WRONG

>>3159747
Red text likes to have a word with you.

Jessica, George, Maria, Eva, Krauss
Someone missing?

Genji ol chap

>>3159720
She didn't.

It was her abandoned son, Kanon.

>>3159366
My overlord!!!

telephone terror by Lambdadelta lol

>>3158904

Beatrice will return
.........in.........
.....Thunderball....

>>3158904
Just like Mima?

>>3158959
Hau au au au hauuuuu~ au au au au~ hauuuu hauuuu my friends nanodesu.

Hey Guys,

I am Ange and

oh whoops lol I forgot, I'm a hamburger and burgers can't talk

Pic related: It's oniichan holding a hamburger

>>3159952

Ange? More like Angus Burger
>bernkasteltrollface.jpg

First twilight fag here.
How long until everyone vs Erika?

My penis exploded when she whipped out the double fang

They should have a disclaimer or something man

>>3159900
Quick, stop those witches!

>>3160108
Auuu~

>>3160078
DIE MONSTER
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>3160111
Silly Bern, like Shmion stands a chance against Tomi.

Does Bern really rip Natsuhi's heart out or is it metaphorical? (either way is awesome of course)

>>3160133
Sounds like massive win to me!

K1 really needs to appear and backslap Bern

>>3160144
You can tease her. you can even pull her tail but you don`t fucking slap bern!

>>3160133
metaphorical

>>3160156

Can't wait for translations to come out and see the faces of Trollkastel fans, Ryuu made her to be the biggest troll even bigger than Beato

>>3160860
>Can't wait for translations to come out and see the faces of Trollkastel fans
>Ryuu made her to be the biggest troll even bigger than Beato

Guess why her nickname is Trollkastel.

>>3160914

Yeah but its straight up in your face and very thorough trolling this time, people can't even go 'oh just because she made a creepy face doesn't mean shes a bad girl...'

Hi Gentlemen,

I am the furniture of the heavens' supreme court and I can deny things in red. All of you, gentlemen, are wasting your time here because nothing can reflect my red truth. Beatrice exists? Do you have something better to think up? It's like believing that Kinzo did really jump through the window.
Don't be a believer. Hit me with your best blue text. Who do you have with you besides a 6 year little girl alone in the house? I was bullied pretty bad. Made stand up by one foot and pushed on the floor many times(shit hurt SO bad). You all should just surrender yourselves and admit Natsuhi as the killer.
Pic related: I have nothing more to say.

>>3161473
I haven't seen much of this girl, does Dlanor get the majority of screentime for these iron maidens?

>>3161553
yes, she and the other girl are just Dlanor's subordinates. they are there just to say red text while Dlanor is fucking awesome and fills the screen with DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Don't be so smug, Trollkastel. Your time will come.

>>3161658
But Trollkastel trolls her too. She trolls EVERYBODY

>>3161671
Uu~ mad?

EP6 better have some awesome amounts of BROnove and Battler team-up.
That was lacking a bit in this EP

Heard that all the Stakes, Virgilia, Gaap, and Ronove died, is that just troll spoilers or what?

>>3161713
Trollin' spoilers.

>>3161713
My crtl-reading says it's a lie, unless it happened only in text, because it wasn't signified by any sort of image.

You still can't execute them in TIPS or anything.

>>3161671
Lambda trolls the fuck out of Bern at the end. Lambda is the true master troll, Bern is just last boss.

>>3161722
>>3161719
That's reassuring, would've raged if Ronove and Lia died.

My predictions:

Ep VI: Checkmate of the Golden Witch (Battler curbstombs Erika, Beato is revived at the end)
Ep VII: Duel of the Golden Witch (Bern and Lambda vs. Battler and Beato)
Ep VIII: Finale of the Golden Witch (Battler vs Beato, one last time)

>>3161713
Stakes, Virgilia, Gaap, and Ronove team up with Battler, he becomes the GM, becomes a withc and continues to continue the game.

>>3161796
Erika gets raped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq3Jti0Jcyc

>>3162061
Saw the clip. Looks cool. By the way, what's the difference between Red Truth and Blue Truth?

>>3162733

Blue is an uppercut and red is a low thigh kick.

>>3162733

Red overrides blue and gold overrides red. In the next episode Bern will introduce purple which overrides gold. And in the final episode Ryuu will appear on the game board and shoot himself in the face.

>>3162733
Red truth is game truth. "There are no more than 17 people on the island." is a game truth.

Blue "truth" is a theory which would explain events which occur in the game, so that instead of "magic happens, a witch did it", you can posit an alternative way in which it occurred.

"Small bombs" is an example of this, as it explains how they could've exploded from the inside out without it being magic.

Red truth can be narrowed. Blue truth, if it is not all refuted, serves as the way to win the current game for the anti-witch side, as all theories must be rendered impossible for witch side to win.

>>3162879

and gold is pretty much the same as red except battler can use it

>>3161766
No, you've got it all wrong. This is all planned by Bern. What does she have to lose? If Battler wins, she wins. If Erika wins, she wins. SHE CAN'T LOSE

>>3163640

Holy shit your right!

I don't know whats the big deal about death.
People die all the time.

>>3163640
What if battler throws the game or tries to keep Bern Imprisoned on purpose.

>>3162879
Blue truth is not only exclusive to the Anti Fantasy side, but was also used by the Anti Mystery side alike, as seen in Ep4 and Ep5.

To be more accurate, the Blue Truth is used for theories that are denying the the statement of the opposing party, without going against the red.
If the opponent doesn't counter it with appropriate red statements, the blue truth prevails and it "becomes" truth.

>>3161794
EP 5: Rebirth of the Golden Witch

I'm shocked so many people are surprised that Beato dies. Hell, it's implied at the end of EP4, and the name of EP5 is "End of the Golden Witch." FFS.

>>3165192
>EP 5: Rebirth of the Golden Witch
>the name of EP5 is "End of the Golden Witch."

W-what kind of witchcraft is this?!

There's no reason to have any feelings based on who died.
After all, they'll just all revive again in the next Kakera.