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What if Battler was a girl?

>> No.3083793
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>>3083789
We'd have another Ange.

Or this.

>> No.3083796

We'd have more yuri doujins.

>>3083793
wait what

>> No.3083799

>>3083789
There wouldn't be any gay porn of him and Rudolph.

>> No.3083803

The meta scenes would be a mess. Women can't think rationally.

>> No.3083805

>>3083793
seems perfectly fitting

>> No.3083807

>>3083803
So, she'd just accept witches and the whole thing would end in the first game?

>> No.3083811

>>3083807
Most likely. Expect a lot more crying as well.

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>>3083807
Everyone would just go to the Golden Land.

GOOD END

Except Rosa.

>> No.3083821

>>3083811
She'd cry more than male Battler? Damn, that's a lot.

>> No.3083830

>The meta scenes would be a mess. Women can't think rationally.

Yeah, because Ange totally not owns Battler in rational thinking. Sure.

>> No.3083837

>>3083830
But Ange had to become the witch to deny the witch.

>> No.3083845

>>3083837
I know it's true, but, how contradictory is that?

Very.

>> No.3083850

>>3083845
Battler has to believe the witch's red text to deny the witch.

>> No.3083858

What if Battler WASN'T a girl?

Trap twist is win twist.

>> No.3083855

>>3083850
Hm, true.

>> No.3083863

>>3083850
EP 5 will reveal Battler is actually a witch.

Heard it here first folks.

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Battlerko is moé.

>> No.3083869

>>3083863
>Warlock
fix'd

>> No.3083876

>>3083869
whatever

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He'd make penis jokes instead of boob jokes then.

>> No.3083896

>>3083886
So Battler would be a slut going around groping dicks?

>> No.3083907

>>3083845
She accepts that their might be Witches to other people. But she believes their was definitly a human culprit behind the murders.

>> No.3083908

>>3083896
Feels good man.

>> No.3083912

>>3083896
I don't want Battler-chan grabbing George's junk

>> No.3083936

>>3083912
I would prefer a polar opposite Battler than a female one with similar traits.

I'd imagine a female Battler would be too similar to a yaoi fangirl.

>> No.3083939

Battler-chan could be a lesbian.

>> No.3083948

>>3083939
Yeah that's fine too.

>> No.3083949

>>3083811
How can there possibly be more crying? Battler is always crying. That would somehow have to break the laws of reality.

>> No.3083956

He would be too dumb to play chess then.

>> No.3083958

>>3083896
Pretty sure she'd still grope boobs.

>> No.3083970

>>3083939
Would Jessica still be upset at Battler breaking the promise to take her away on a white horse and marry her?

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>>3083970
maybe

>> No.3083994

>>3083970
Battler-chan can do it after the game ends.

>> No.3083999

>>3083976
Josh Lesnick?

>> No.3084002

Then he would be Ange.

>> No.3084011

>>3083976
Josh get out of here!

>> No.3084016

>What if Battler was a girl?
I`d flip her chessboard over.

>> No.3084023

>>3083815
OH SHIT IT'S THE COMMISAR

>> No.3084031

>>3083976
Bestiality. It's bestiality.

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>>3084016
Dohohoho

>> No.3084036

>>3084023
No. Where is her big hat? Commissars, die if you remove their hats.

>> No.3084043

>>3084002
But Battler isn't an over dramatic teenager with family issues and schizophrenic tendencies.
Oh wait, he is.

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