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303041 No.303041 [Reply] [Original]

Drop your pants and form a line. I'm going to suck you all dry.

>> No.303044

oh ho?

>> No.303051
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>> No.303059

NO YOU FOOLS!

SHE DOESN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK SHE MEANS!

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>> No.303069
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I'm warning you, my body is made out of swords.

>> No.303068

>>303059
But I already have my pants d- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OH GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME I TRIED PUTTING BENGAY ON MY BALLS OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH SHIT I'M GONNA PASs ou....

>> No.303072

>>303069
fuck you shirou

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>>303041
Hey! That's my man line!

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Come now, don't be shy.
You can come too, Aya.

>> No.303122

>>303083
fuck off

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>>303069
I lol'd

>> No.303140

>>303069

Then I guess you can give her a... prick

fufufu

>> No.303144

>>303069

hahaha

>> No.303151
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...

That's not me. That's not me at all! I'd never do that! I'm a proper lady, I only eat the people Sakuya brings me!!

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Can gods join the suckings too?

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>>303041

A Japanese vampire couldn't possibly suck enough blood to slow down a healthy American girl like me.

>> No.303171

>>303152
You can suck as much as you want.

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>>303152

I'll suck yours.

>> No.303179

>>303041
Before Marisa
>>303151
After Marisa

>> No.303200

>>303041

I'd love to join in but, quite frankly, your picture is just too ugly. Get someone other than ZUN to draw you, and maybe I can get it up.

>> No.303205

>>303151

Flan doesn't even know she's eating people, they're baked into delicious fucking cake after all.

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>>303205
I'm not fucking stupid

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>>303205
Delicious Cake is people?!!

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IM GOING TO FREEZE YOU ALL LIKE FROGS!!!

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>>303240

You posted that horrible edit instead of the original, you've yet to prove that to me.

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Spri- Oh wow. This is a messed up thread.

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You know, it's really not so bad down here, Anonymous-kun. Why not keep me company for a few decades?

>> No.303337

>>303240
>When vampires attack humans, they generally try to take their prey alive so that they can suck its blood afterward, but Flandre has always been fed with cooked dishes, so she doesn't know how to properly attack a human. Whenever she tries to attack a human, she fusses too much and blows them away without leaving a spot of blood.
Perhaps she can't tell that her daily meals are made from living humans.
Her meals look like such harmless foodstuffs as cake and tea, after all...


Take that as you will.

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>>303275
B-But, I'm cute

>> No.303353

>>303151
>corpses
Fixed. Enjoy your crow food.

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>>303200

>> No.303375

>>303337
Sakuya uses recycled human. Remilia is actually quite proud of Sakuya being efficient with livestock.

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>> No.303383

>>303242
You of all people should know about baking, Alice.
You murderer.

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>>303373

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