/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x] Loli

(The only thing I fap to.)

Since I don't know what Christmas Cake is supposed to be...

[ ] Loli
[ ] Teen
[ ] Young Women
[ ] Christmas Cake
[X] MILF

[+] Christmas Cake

[x] Loli
[x] Teen
[x] Young Women
[x] Christmas Cake
[x] MILF

I honestly fap to all of them depending on the mood.

>Christmas Cake
My repertoire of slang has increased again.

My first love was a MILF.

MILF, since I seem to have a thing for older women to this day.

[ ] Teen
Just the right body.

I like 9-15, so loli and teen.

[X] Christmas Cake who beds teen girls in an effort to recapture her youth.

Er... christmas cake?

MILF.

TITS TITS

[x] Loli
[x] Teen
[x] Young Women
[whatthefuckisthis] Christmas Cake
[ ] MILF

>>3012216
>>3012227
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasCake

>>3012246
A cake which has left overs and is no good after December 25th.
A woman who is 'left over' and is no good after her 25th birthday.
See: Pretty much every female teacher character in any manga/anime/vn.

>>3012216
Actually now that I know what Xmas Cake is I'd have to choose...
Most wanted = 1
Least wanted = 5

[5] Loli
[4] Teen
[3] Young Women
[1] Christmas Cake
[2] MILF

loli for sure.

>>3012240
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory

whichever has the larger tits

I fap to all of it, because age doesn't matter. It has more to do with scenarios.

Tsundere twintail vampire lolis are top tier though.

>>3012259
Ah. Since I'm in the Christmas Cake age/social category myself, I'll go for

[X] Christmas Cake

Mmm, delicious cake.

my girlfriend is christmas cake, but i prefer teen/young women in that area

>>3012299
Is she a teacher/trying to be a teacher?

Loli, maybe young teen on occasion.

>>3012215

>>3012325
Silly Anon, that's not in red.

>>3012313

no, she's an OL

btw for xmas cake G.J? games are a godsend

>>3012240
Is there a character like this?

[x] Loli
[x] Teen
[x] Young Women
[x] MILF

i like them all, i can fap to them all. Loli, big breasts, in between and even older women.

[ ] Loli
[x] Teen
[xx] Young Women
[xxx] Christmas Cake
[xx] MILF

Although execution is more important than any of that. For example Akiha trumps all.

>>3012355
>>>Akiha

Not nearly enough lolicon on /jp/

>>3012370
Loli, not so good.
Sure, I can fap to them, but they are severely overrated.

What the fuck, /jp/. I thought most of you were /l/ only. I am very disappoint.
As for me, I can't get hard if it's not loli.

Huh, there sure are a lot of tumor and old women lovers on /jp/ these days.

>>3012383
>As for me, I can't get hard if it's not loli.
Same here.

>>3012383

To many normalfriends in /jp/...

>>3012383
>>3012392
>>3012402
>>3012405
Sure is samefag in here.

I like young women.

>>3012364
What are you laughing at?

Char would fit right in here though he'd probably be disappointed in some of you.

>>3012410
"normalfriend"?

I like older women, but if given the choice, I would go for a monstergirl!

>>3012383
Yes. How can /jp/ lay claim to the title 'just pedo' when it's in this state?

>>3012415
Wait, what happened with SHIKI there?

SHADDAP

>>3012429
Simple: we don't.

We're /jp/sies, not /jp/edoes.

>>3012412
Nope, only two of those are mine.

>>3012415
Your elevation of an average at best heroine.

milf and loli

If I had to choose only one, it'd either be young women or MILF. I can fap to anything, though, given the right scenario.

>>3012439
>not /jp/edoes.

[ ] Teen
[ ] Young Women
[ ] Christmas Cake

Aren't those too close to each other to count as separate categories? Christmas cake is 25 and teen-but-legal is 18-19. That doesn't leave a whole lot of room.

Anyway, I appreciate women who are younger than me, shorter than me, prettier than me, nicer than me and dumber than me.

>>3012439
Fucking disgusting. What happened to my /jp/?

>>3012464
So....

[ ] Loli
[ ] Teen
[X] Young Women
[X] Christmas Cake
[ ] MILF

I like my women how I like my toasts. Crispy.

Next thing you know /jp/ is saying it likes 3D

MILFs without a doubt. And they are actually better in real life.

>>3012443
Oh, okay. I just don't see how you could rate her as anything less than "perfect".

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>>3012464
Nice try, faggot. 7/10.

>>3012498
Well, there are those assloads of idol threads.

I haven't read Tsukihimay, but Akiha sounds like exactly the sort of woman I would love to kidnap, tie up in my basement and then pistol-whip until her skull is in a hundred pieces.

<3

>>3012502
She's a bitch, that's how.

>>3012502
She has a terrible route, she's a gigantic bitch, she bullies the character that acts like a more proper imouto despite not actually BEING one (Akira), and she's not even funny (barring the isolated iron skir incidentt). Take your pic.

I'm surprised no one mentioned Cougars yet.

Older than MILF's but still really, really hot to trot. For them, age is no barrier.

pic highly related.

>>3012510
Not a bad idea, but kind of a waste. Make a raising game out of it and make her your sex slave.

>>3012502
What if you don't like domineering tsundere characters?

If I were just to look at images, I would fap to young women. If I were to read some eroge or doujins, I'd fap to lolis.

>>3012508
Wow, now that's just a poor showing on your part.

>>3012508
So obvious I spotted it right away. 0/10, try harder.

>>3012514
In terms of MILFs vs Cougars I'd say that Cougars are actually a subcategory that go HUNTING for some dick.

Doujins: lolis or pairings that I like
Plain images: anything so long as it looks nice
Movies: ditto
IRL: MILFS MILFS MILFS

>>3012512
What makes you say that? The fact that she tried to stop her sickly brother staying out late at night when she knew there was at least one super powered serial killer with a grudge against him prowling around? The fact that she snapped at her servant for screwing up the one important job that she gave them to stop said brother from killing himself? The fact that she didn't like Ciel, a woman who was considering killing the whole Tohno household?

She seems like a pretty reasonably woman to me. Protective maybe, but then she lives in a dangerous world. Poor girl is driven to drink.

>Yes. How can /jp/ lay claim to the title 'just pedo' when it's in this state?

I like lolis and mature women. I can fap to both equally. It's just a mood thing.

>>3012532


Also, they tend to be a bit more mature. Their kids are grown, so they can actually go off and let off all that pent up sexual frustration.

Doujins: Anything goes, because everybody is hot regardless of age or anything else when they're drawn.

Real life: Teens, because I want them as young as possible while still avoiding prison rape.

>>3012320
what is this from?

>>3012510
I don't think you understand your place properly.

>>3012518
Yeah, I'll concede that point. I do have a thing for strong women.

>>3012546

Long story short: Akiha constantly withholds information from her brother and tries to fence her in until she is the only human contact she has. She is an insane possessive bitch who treats the protagonist as some kind of a pet, not a human being.

>>3012541
>>3012554
>>etc.
What do you mean, real life? What the fuck did I miss? Since when is /jp/ full of people who still care about their life?

>>3012563
I wish I could be Akiha's pet
;_;

>>3012563
As far as she knows the protagonist is absolutely helpless against the horrors of the night that would prey upon him. She teases, but she is fine with Kohaku's end, and you can't hold her actions whilst possessed against her.

And so what if she is a tad jealous of Hisui, given how much work she puts in for Shiki's sake his relatively cold treatment of her is quite hurtful.

>>3012570
Maybe anonymous is talking about 3D porn

>>3012563
As far as she knows the protagonist is absolutely helpless against the horrors of the night that would prey upon him. She teases, but she is fine with Kohaku's end, and you can't hold her actions whilst possessed against her.

And so what if she is a tad jealous of Hisui, given how much work she puts in for Shiki's sake his relatively cold treatment of her is quite hurtful. Hell, she is even tolerant of Arc.

>>3012580
Do try to remember that (with some exceptions) "anonymous" is just a mask we put on to dick around on the the internet. Perfect example, I've seen /b/ go into a complex and coherent debate on physics before.

Of course by responding in this manner it makes it seem like I'm taking the very joke I'm talking about seriously, but whatever.

>>3012574
Me too ;_;

MILFs are my preference across the board, but I'll chase after anything aside of lolis and teens, and as long as they're drawn I'll still fap to those.

>>3012590
>>"anonymous" is just a mask we put on to dick around on the the internet.
I don't think you understand the concept of Anonymous. And I also think you should go back to /b/.

I wonder, is it usual for peple to hate something just because other people like it?

[X] Loli
[ ] Teen
[ ] Young Women
[X] Christmas Cake
[ ] MILF

both ideal for lolicon and straight shotacon. and guro-loli is always good.

By the time a girl hits 16, she pretty much looks all grown. I like my lolis.

>>3012590
>"anonymous" is just a mask we put on to dick around on the the internet.
This is why anonymous sucks. Fuckdamn hypocrite.

>>3012620
A: If I don't understand the concept of Anonymous, WHY would I go back to /b/?

B: It's a mask. To be precise, it's a Guy Fawkes mask.

>>3012657
>Anonymous
>Guy Fawkes
Now you're just trolling.

>>>/v/34848199
what

>>3012657

COME TO

WHERE NON-RETARDS HANG

WWW.ANYNTALK.COM (ANYN = ANON)

Anybody who chooses anything other than teen or loli needs to get out of /jp/.

>>3012738
B... b-but young women can be good too sometimes Anon!

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>>3012738

>>3012762
If you like 20 year olds with gigantic tits and asses then /jp/ is most likely not for you.

This thread:
>PEDOPHILE IS LEGIUN XDDD

>>3012779
You must not have played Tsukihime or FSN.

>>3012788
This is actually how all of these threads go. It's always the same:

1. People will give honest opinions (usually either older women or "all of the above") for the first half
2. About 2 or 3 samefags will swoop in and star accusing any non-pedoes of being newfags that need to GTFO while the non-pedoes fight back. This will be the second half.
3. the thread will be quite large by the end

>>3012788
I was always annoyed by how vocal lolicons are. They are worse than furrfags.

>>3012788
Not even sarcasm justifies the use of those. It makes you sound like a retard.

>>3012808
>>3012818
I'm 90% certain that these same pedos are the same ones orchestrating the stupid NEETS ONLY trolling.

>>3012822
Internet Satire: SERIOUS BUSINESS

>>3012818
It's probably more that "everyone" wants to make that same comment to sound awesome, not realizing they're being totally unoriginal. Same sort of effect happens in /b/ with the same tired shit getting repeated ad nauseam.

I like the Yukari pictures.

>>3012808
/jp/ has been pretty much shit the whole day long.

>>3012779
>gigantic tits and asses
I don't like that either and not all of them look that way regardless.

Get out of my /jp/, normalfaggots.

>>3012848
If you aren't a disgusting 20+ year old virgin NEET masturbating to figs and lolis, then go back to /a/, /v/, /b/, /r9k/, or wherever else you came from. This board is not for you. Get out.

>>3012894
This. But yeah, in b4 samefag, unoriginal, etc.

>>3012894
Again, our foremost obsession is Type-Moon. Yes we like Key, 7-th Expansion, and a shiton of independent works, but Nasu's stuff is far and away the lead. And guess what? NASU PORN IS MOSTLY LATE TEENS AND YOUNG WOMEN. The only loli that has porn is Len, and on the rare occasion those scenes are mentioned we mock them horribly. There's a couple Ilya h-doujins, but we never really MENTION them.

>>3012894
I am a disgusting 20+ year old virgin NEET masturbating to figs, but I don't limit myself to loli. Stop being a faggot.

>>3012894
What the fuck? This board is for VNs and Touhou and other miscellaneous shit. I don't have to be a disgusting hikikomori to use this board.

[x] Teen

>>3012918
>Again, our foremost obsession is Type-Moon.
No. Just no.

>>3012934
Protip: They are only pretending. It is all a game of pretend. Hikki and NEET are much rarer.
You really think there is people shitting and pissing on their floor?

>>3012941
>>denial

>>3012943
The shitting on the floor may be exaggerated, but you really think the rest is a joke? Haha.

>>3012943
You'd be surprised...

>>3012934
marisa-get-out.png

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>>3012943
Maybe we don't shit on the floor, but it's pretty fucking obvious that nearly the entirety of /jp/ is some form of loser, whether it be hiki, NEET, friendless virgins, or something similar.

>>3012950
I expect the ratio to be like this
5% Hikki
10% Neet
70% Student
25% Anti social employed touhou/VNfags

Does anyone know a good MILF h-game?

>>3012969
>70% Student

Hello /a/.

Get out of /jp/.

>>3012969
So 110% faggotry?

>>3012969
>110%.
Oh lawd...

>>3012983
I am under Anti social employed touhou/VNfags.

How else you think I can afford internet, figs and merchandise.

>>3012969
HIGHSCHOOL IS EPIC WINZ ^_^

>>3012985
>>3012988
You can be a student and working at the same time so they overlap. I don't believe you guys can afford so many figs and merchandise without working? Rich parent dont grow on tree.

>>3012992
You should still realize that there are more NEETs here than you think. NEETs are the majority in /jp/.

>>3013002
Old NEET threads have prove otherwise. Majority of /jp/ classify themselves as NEET even though they go to university.

>>3013012
>Majority of /jp/ classify themselves as NEET even though they go to university.

Never seen that, and if I did I would tell them to get out as well. You are not a NEET if you go to university. It's the same as a 15 year old staying home most of summer break and going on about how he is ''such a hikki xD''.

You are either one of us or not. Normalfags should stop trying to fit in.

Hikki/NEET here. I used to have a job myself for a couple years before I quit. There's really nothing wrong with having one. During that time I only spoke when spoken to and I still avoided working with others whenever possible. I had the option to stay with my parents, but I doubt everyone here has that luxury so don't just assume they're normalfags if they work.

>>3013028
Pretty much that. I want money so i can buy my figs/R2 DVDs/ eroges.

The fact that you are able to get hired and be able to hold one without breaking down from anxiety kind of refutes your claims of not being a normalfag.

This is /vn/ not /NEET/ so don't be so pompous!

Teens first.
Lolis and Young Women are tied for 2nd place.
MILFs are OK for variety.

Overall I'd say I like my females just a little bit younger than the average, but still within the "normal" range.

>>3013066
The place I worked at would have hired anyone at the time, they were desperate and understaffed. There weren't any problems with anxiety either, probably because I was favored by the higher ups for not screwing around and talking all the time and also because I spent most of my time working in the back out of the publics eye.

[x] Loli
[x] Teen
[x] Young Women
[x] Christmas Cake

What do you guys think of when you say loli? Do you mean more around 6ish or 12? There's a pretty big difference and I much prefer the later.

>>3013066
Akiha fag here, not a NEET but a borderline Hikki. I have a job in the local corner shop on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays in the late hours when nobody ever visits. I got the job because my mom knows the guy who runs the place. I see the girl before me clock off, and then maybe 3 customers on a normal night. The majority of words that I say to the rest of mankind are "That'll be [x-amount]" and "Would you like a bag with that?"

Now I know I'm not a NEET, but I'll be damned if I'm a normalfag.

10-14 is the best.

>>3013176
>borderline Hikki.
>I have a job
Jesus, do you people even know the definition of these words anymore?

>>3013176
>borderline Hikki

Hold on cowboy, let's stop right there. You are either a hikki or you are not. You are the latter. You go outside. You have a job.
Stop trying to fit in.

lolis are scary creatures.

>>3013203
Lolis are fucking wicked, man.

>>3013176
Christ how bad is it that a normalfag is discontent with his life to try and associate with the scum of society like us?

>>3013195
>>3013190
As I say, not a NEET so I don't qualify, but a lot of Hikkis go out to buy food in convenience stores because they know there will be little to none interaction with the shop keeper. I just sit on the other side of the counter, nobody speaks to me and if they did I couldn't work there.

So no, I'm not a hikki, I leave my apartment for 3 nights a week(Sunday, not Saturday actually) for a few hours. However, by no stretch of the imagination am I a normal fag; I will leave my apartment for no other reason, and any social interaction outside of the context of retail makes me want to puke.

>So 110% faggotry?

You cannot measure /jp/ with normal terms. It breaks the scouter.

>>3013257
You may not be a normalfag, but in no way are you a hikki.

>>3013278
Meh, just as close as I could be without becoming homeless.

loli teen and young women sound good to me but I don't see furries on there

>>3013308
We left them all on /b/. Go back there.

[ ] Loli
[ ] Teen
[x] Young Women
[x] Christmas Cake
[x] MILF

>>3013321
You should try harder to not be trolled.

>>3013400
During Summer it's never a troll.

>>3013425
That gets said a lot, but I'm here year round and the only thing that changes on /jp/ is the population, not the content.

>>3013425
That reminds me of words of "/b/tard of /jp/":
>but jokes r trolls 2

>>3013643
Wise words from a wise man.

[X] MILF

Though I fap to all of them, loli is my favourite.