/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anything]
Tsssssssssh

kawaii konnichiwa neko-chan!

I smiled at the last one.

Yamete, onii-saaaaan~ - hi bro

中行く喜び

[Affirmative]
UNF

馬鹿外人ｗｗｗ

Ore no namae wa Inigo Montoya, boku no otousan no shindan da, kisama ga korosu ..

Sugoi baka neko kawaii

その目…だれの目

>すみません! (sumimasen)
harukabreakingthroughwall.jpg

yukkuri shiteitte ne!! - take it easy!!

>>3005601

This is one of the things that really tick me off. Apparently "yes" in Japanese is a weird grunt or squeal.

>>3005690
Usually my replies are grunts anyway so....

EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEEHHHHHHH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEEEHH

Magic does not exist
魔法が存在しません

>Goodbye
さようなら (sayōnara)

You should point out this is the long-term goodbye as opposed to being an overall phrase for any separation.

>>3005759

no golden land for you

>Excuse me
>すみません! (sumimasen)
This reminds me of that troll copypasta which starts with "Gomenasai /jp/".

そーなのかー (Is that so?)

>>3005785
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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

ディックスはどこですか？

ビデオがラディオスターを殺した。

which nihongo word for "I" do you think is the kawaiiest? as for me I like "watakushi" the most.

ｉｍ　ｎｏｔ　ｇｏｏｄ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｏｈ　ｇオッド

>>3005793
Neither your trolling or your katana can hurt me since I am wearing superior western full plate armor.

>>3005538

But how would you say "The pleasure of being cummed inside" in Japanese?

>>3005839
Kill yourself.

Languages are daft. Anyone older than 10 has too solid a mind to learn a new language fluently.

Personally I wish we replace the whole lot with some logical system, but I'm far too old to derive any benefit from it if we did.

>>3005839
To use when referring to yourself or to hear from someone else?

If you use nothing but watakushi when referring to yourself, you sound strange, but if you only speak with keigo, you're probably a butler or something.

>>3005839
1. atashi
2. boku

>>3005852
Katana cuts through solid steel plates, so yeah..

>>3005868
>Anyone older than 10 has too solid a mind to learn a new language fluently.
This is what people actually believe

>>3005839
I use 我 (ware) as mine, but I'm also a girl and I dress in miko attire all the time. I don't recommend this for you - you'd better stick with 僕.

>>3005873

Urban myth, unfortunately.

They can cut through bullets, but that's because bullets are made of lead, a fairly soft metal.

>>3005868

Don't make excuses, Anon. You can do it if you give it your all!

>>3005868
If you're not trolling, you're very stupid.

>>3005868
>>Anyone older than 10 has too solid a mind to learn a new language fluently.

Sounds like excuses by faggots who can't put their minds into learning new things.

I learned three languages after my first one just fine. And I understand there are uneducated truck drivers in central Europe who speak 5-6 languages fluently simply because they're in constant contact with them.

>>3005877

And with good reason, as it's perfectly true.

>>3005886
>bullets are made of lead
In the 19th century, maybe.
Well, I suppose you could make your own lead bullets, but isn't that illegal?
It's not even legal to own a gun in my country without lots and lots of paperwork, a huge safe in your house, membership of a sports shooting club, etc.

>>3005873
>Katana cuts through solid steel plates, so yeah..

Yeah... NO.

In fact one of the only times that shitty Deadliest Warrior TV show came in handy when some katana-worshipping motherfuckers gave a swing to a replica of simple chainmail... And didn't manage to break even a single link. Katana is absolutely worthless against metal armor.

>>3005888

The thing is, although you may learn enough to hold a reasonable conversation with other people, it will never be fluent. any native will easily be able to tell that you are a foreigner. There will be certain details about the pronunciation of the language you will never be able to grasp.>>3005889
>>3005894

>>3005909

"Certain details about the pronunciation"? Who gives a flying FUCK about that? What's important is the vocabulary and the grammar.

>>3005901
bullets are still made out of lead you moron what else would they make them out of?

>>3005901

What do they use then? Far as I can see, modern bullets are copper-jacketed lead.

>>3005917
Steel? Copper? Depleted uranium?

>>3005915

Well, I do. I don't feel speech is fluent, and thus don't feel comfortable talking in a language to a native, unless there is no way for the native to tell I'm a foreigner from the quality of the speech alone.

>>3005923

99.99% of bullets are still made from lead. They just encase it in copper.

Steel is not used, and while DU is, it's illegal.

>>3005926
Do you really plan on talking to a Japanese in person?

>>3005901

You're an Ausfag too?

>>3005926

Enjoy not being able to communicate with people because of your mad fear of having an accent.

>>3005923

Steel's terrible; far too light. Depleted uranium is used, but it's expensive and quite dangerous. Copper's about average, and is used to coat lead bullets to stop them melting during firing. Can't see anything anywhere that suggests they are regularly used, though.

>>3005937
>>3005945

I never was planning to talk to a foreigner in their native tongue. I'm aware that I'm far too much of a perfectionist.

>>3005926
This is the dumbest thing I've had to read in my life. You don't want to speak to someone in another language because he might realize you're a foreigner?

You're a dirty white devil, they already know.

Not learning a language because you're going to have an accent is a terrible excuse to say "I'm too lazy to learn another language."

>>3005932
Hm, alright.
Lead isn't all that great for the environment, but I guess people with guns don't really care about that in the first place.

What's wrong with solid steel, anyway?
Too light? Too expensive? Not doing the job as good as lead?

Just using a different powder charge would be able to make a steel bullet contain just as much energy as a lead bullet, right?
Velocity, mass, science, /k/, etc.

>>3005909
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

>>3005946
>depleted uranium

What?

>>3005946
I though copper was for penetrating bullet-proof vests and such.

How did HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAND! go again?

You're already dead
お前はも死んでいる (omae wa mo shindeiru)

>>3005956

This is common in military weapons. Very dense, good for penetrating armour.

>>3005917
The phrase "you moron", in combination with no caps and shit grammar, has been really common lately. Is this some new meme I missed out on?

>>3005971
>も

>>3005953

I've learned plenty of languages in my time, but they are those of a computer, all numbers and logic and rules you can pin down in a book.

I admit that I am rather poor in the modern languages department though. I got a E in German and a D in French, even after getting a 'hard worker' award in French from my excessive effort. Compared to my A*'s in the sciences, it's obvious how my mind is set up.

I just dislike languages. They are unpleasant things of accents and exceptions. Perhaps it's just me.

Jesus, just go to /k/. They'll be glad to set you straight.

>>3005972

GAU-8 Avenger, destroyer of all!

Su Anko Dai San Gen Tanki Machi

also:
Tenhou Chuuren Poutto

このロリが素敵だよ。併し、ツリップなともだちがもっときれい、ね？

しーｗ

>>3005954
steel is too hard and not as dense. some bullets have steel or tungsten cores though to penetrate bodyarmor.

>>3005538
>今日は (konnichiwa)
I rage whenever I see this.

>>3006037

でも、／ｊｐ／は愛～

>>3006050
Why?

>>3006057
Because I only see きょうは

大暑の候、貴社いよいよご清栄のこととお慶び申し上げます。毎々格別のご
愛顧を賜り、厚く御礼申し上げます。
I refuse to believe this means anything.

>ほっといて! (hottoite!)
The only useful phrase listed.

>>3006115
>When your company is finally I'm glad to hear that you are well and prospering, in one of the twenty-four seasons in the lunar calendar, I am pleased. I have every particular patronage and am very grateful.

>At hottest season, Your company is delighted more and more as in good health. Special every every patronage is received, Thank you very much.

Dōmo arigatō Mr. Roboto

Mata au hi made

Dōmo arigatō Mr. Roboto

Himitsu wo shiritai

Dōmo arigatō Mr. Roboto

Mata au hi made

Dōmo arigatō Mr. Roboto

Himitsu wo shiritai