/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2992168
I cum on her face.

The fuck is she doing in my room and how the hell she got there

She's just standing there watching me spank it and not giving a look of disgust?

I ask her if she would like to join in.

I, er, um.

I was going for Ciel Good?

Please don't kill me!

>>2992189

"Oh, don't mind me. Go on."

... Do you want some?

Stare back and proceed your hands down your pants.

>>2992196
FFFFFFFF

My back faces the wall. The only way into my room is the door at one o clock, the window at ten, and the only possible hiding spot is the closet at three.

Frankly I'm amazed she got behind me. I ask her how she got there, and if I'm a target for assassination seeing as how a master of stealth has made their way into my room without me noticing.

Either way, I offer a cup of coffee and a muffin.

>>2992232
That's a damn fine cup of coffee, Anon.

>>2992168
"Hey, you had your turn the last time I played through this. What did we learn about sharing...?"

"Well, now that you're here, you might as well give me a hand with this."

Call the science hotline, somehow we were able to create life.

We could make a perfect world where every woman is perfect, thus making all modern woman obsolete.

And then they would do the same to us.

Eventually, mankind would be wiped out and replaced with these superhuman characters. Just like Hitler would have wanted.

I guess we'll have to establish rules prohibiting girls from choosing their husbandos.

>>2992252
Fascinating.

If she's a reasonably attractive female I would kick down my computer screen, run over and kiss her as deeply as I can, slit my wrists, then jump out the window screaming "God bless America!"

>>2992168
Capture her. It would be interesting to see how human an anime girl's anatomy and genetic material are.

I do the whole hospitality thing, of course. Offer food and other nourishments, try to get her jacket or other uncomfortably warm clothing, offer to bring another chair into the room, and all without bothering to take the hand off my dick.

Guests first, everything else comes later!

>So you're on your waifu's route and you're right in the middle of an /h/-scene when something in your peripheral vision catches your attention. You glance over, and there she is. Not the character whose route you're doing, though. One of the other girls. She isn't saying anything. Just mocking you with a stare and silent disapproval.

>>2992168
reminds me of this for some reason...

>>2992274
On the inside they are nothing but goup

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>>2992305

NAAAARRRRWHAAAAAALLLLL!!!

Works perfectly.

>>2992168
sauce?

I would just dick slap her.

>One of the other girls. She isn't saying anything. Just mocking you with a stare and a smirk.
Goddamnit, this was so fucking arousing, my dick felt like it woud break