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>song is 90% japanese>I can't wait for it to reach 1 millionthe fuck were you expecting chicken if you want numbers use English its the buff language
This is the thread
KIARA KISSED ME AND GOT EMBARRASEDLATER LOSERS
KIARA LOVE
>>29759685Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q80NAQON3mg
Kiara Voice Pack: https://mega.nz/file/pw0XkAJT#vS4tcEqb6CcoAa-tIWPRvzzlBW1gajf6EVAQyiUJal4
Kiara new song is garbagegod what the fuck is she doing?
What's speed updog?
>>29759520>>29759540How this will work?
>>29759556It's pretty easy to communicate functionally in english with just 'verb the noun' style sentences.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1331979144674983936>A quick "thank you" before bed... :}The boy is dead...
she's not your boy anymoreshe's our girl now
>>29759735>he only got a kiss>he didn't have kids with herkek, NGMI
>>29759725The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma.
Who's going to stream in a few minutes? Mori? Or Calli?
>>29759725It will reach 1 million eventually, maybe.
>watson hasn't liked my balloon submissionDid I do something wrong
>>29759742so mori was her tutor the whole time....
>>29759450They're thinking of fleshgaits. Which is what Kiara is.
geekjack...the serverreps.....onegai
>>29759716
>second spa date is comingRIP our boy
>>29759684The karaoke for Hinotori and the thank you message doesn't count.
Ina's favorite art software is on sale for those who haven't already pirated it.
http://poal.me/dydaaohttp://poal.me/dydaaohttp://poal.me/dydaaohttp://poal.me/dydaao
>>29759743Don't download this. It's all Koopa.
of fucking course the takodachis are mogging everyone
Kiara new song is greatgod how the fuck does she do it?
>>29759757Everyone, tune in to watch Calli (previously known as Mori) in 15 min
>>29759782The thank you message does.
>>29759766karen
>at restaurant having a nice meal>waitress is Mori Calliope>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave>she looks ecstatic>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS.">she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside>she chases me into the parking lot>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?">awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away>look into rearview mirror>she's still chasing me>she's incredibly fast>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude">speed up and take some detours>think I finally lost her>get into my house and close the door>the doorbell rings
Dose the Kiara voice pack imply she lives with the KFPs?
>>29759742>kamisama>has a literal dog god besides herMORI
Okay, the ending of "KFP morning" is cute.
>>29759753
polka sure loves farming rice
>>29759753>A quick "thank you"My girl wants a quickie with me. Later virgins.
>>29759725anonchama, what is the rest of Hololive?
>Open Korone stream>white people white people I love you I AM LEGEND>Keep stream open
>>29759769>There was this one timeThose words coming out of Ame makes me drop everything I'm doing and give her stream my full attention
>>29759742Wait Mori Calliope is not good at video games?
>>29759792>implying someone actually bothered archiving Koopa's contentAnon, if you're gonna lie, at least make it believable.
>>29759725Whatever, if she wanted to do a jap song, she should do a jap song. In the end, she's probably earning more than all of us.
>>29759757KFP!! GIVE ME MY BOY BACK!!
>>29759743based anon reposting the link to make searching for it in archive reps easier
Whose grave are they visiting?
>>29759743For the future, repack it and have the zip be passworded with something people would be uncomfortable sharing outside of here, anon.
>>29759801Stop forcing this lame narrative.
The Calli bimbofication arc is legitimately the best thing that could possibly have happened to her.
>>29759725>not already 200kIt will painstakingly crawl to 800k and stay there
>"Alright, I'll kiss you, but you BETTER be working overtime tonight!"This fucking chickenAt least the kisses are in proper stereo
After listening to the song again with headphones I actually really like the song. The English lyrics are pretty garbage though (except for the last line)
>>29759757I LOVE OUR GIRL
>>29759808It okay everyone forget
>>29759725>I can't wait for it to reach 1 millionDid she actually say that? The delusion...
>>29759793As expected of my Priestess's followers.
>Korone already in the "final" gameWILL SHE END THE STREAM BEFORE MORI'S STREAMS? WTF? WHO BRAINWASHED MY DOG?
>>29759830Mori's
>29k viewers for a song she hyped up for several weeks>less than>Ame's karaoke>Gura's karaoke>Mori's karaoke>Calli's karaokeChickem....Not like this.... the numbers....
>>29759801Which KFP manager is she going to hassle on stream?
>>29759746
>>29759753>most of Mori’s content is milestone partiesWhy does she do this? Does she actually give a fuck about streaming?
>>29759792>Koopa finally post her nudesGod I wish
>>29759751I have good expectations as long as Mori does her sleep reps (not sure if she was serious about missing work tomorrow or not), they seem to like each other and have actually spoken on voice before, plus the game choice is usually good fun with a language barrier.
>>29759793Takodachi...tsuyoi....
>>29759813She's hololive ENGLISH>>29759825I mean agreed but if she wants to numberfag then do it fucking right
>shits on furries>shits on jannies>shits on bald people>shits on salarymen>shits on neets>shits on EOPs>shits on goslings>shits on unicorns>shits on ads>shits on windows>shits on kusoge>shits on capcom>shits on clipfags>calls her coworkers flat and sluts live>called some simp donation spammer "you little shit" in Mario Kart>makes a successful yuri ship with Mori by force of will alone>goes out to dinner and spa dates with her IRL>literally mindbroke her into becoming a cute seiso moeblob during the spa date>made her ask for ANOTHER spa date>forms a harem of JPtubers with off-stream collabs>shattered decibel records with Subaru collab while literally bullying some shota ingame>crushed Subaru's trash bin with her ass>casually asked Fubuki for a collab when she appeared in chat, then said "Smooth right? This is how you do it. Learn from me.">asked Marine out on a date, Marine then invited her to a sleep-over - Marine only has one bed>made even introvert Korone ask her for a collab>made Rushia want to hang out with her privately (not even for collab purposes)>got asked by FIVE (5) JP chuubas for collabs in a single evening>smugly said "You're just fucking jealous all these girls want to hang out with me">her mom is a Terastacy survivalist who builds her own lakehouse for fun, watches her streams and tells her she's proud>hard-doms her own viewers, who in the lore are literally unpaid slaves in her fastfood company>swears liberally on-stream>uses German to get around the super hardcore no-no swearing filters>will make sexual comments without any kind of shame>zooms in on her own feet, pits, gap and more when asked>tells a male (chicken) "are you ready to make two ladies (chicken) happy?">gives her akasupa donators femdom slaps>actually slaps herself IRL to produce realistic sounds until it starts hurting>gained an army of drawfag simps who make thumbnails for her>tells drawfags to draw her in swimsuits>tells drawfags to draw her with bigger tits>obliterates dead air with level 1000 small talk skills>"one day you'll rise above them and you can look DOWN at them and you can say 'well, BITCH, look at where I am now' hehe">is late to streams because she's looking at lewds of other holos>said she wants to sit on Pekora, Pekora replied "ok peko :triumph:" in chat>LITERALLY orders KFP wagies to SC her>confidencemaxxed her way into hololive by just telling Cover why they MUST hire her>got her own professionally produced song>lives rent free in the heads of seething /cgl/ femcels who hate her success
>>29759803Why are you leaking her voice pack?
Huh, offvocal version of Kiara's song sounds like boss battle from Megaman or something
I know people bring up Moona a lot because of "architect" and "Kiara ntr", but do people actually watch her streams? Feels like I never see people talk about them.
>>29759830Ya boy's.
>>29759807Lives with them. Works with them.Eats with them.Sleeps with them.Showers with them.
>>29759876Slapping "Celebration" on a already scheduled stream is piss easy.
>>29759880The only reason she's even on there is to get some jap-cucks that want to thirst for some foreign chick.
>>29759742>haha lol did ya know that your boi is bad videogames lmao skrrt funneh mehmeh xDDCringe.
>>29759830Mori's grave
>>29759876You're massively exaggerating, but it does feel a bit much to do this when she did 666k, (though most of her 'celebration streams' are just her renaming an already planned stream)
>>29759870If Kiara's numbers are that good imagine if Gura got off her lazy ass to make a full song
>>29759886>Open Moona's Stream>She's eatingI thought it was a joke guys!!!1111Is about the extent of what I see
>>29759765
>>29759743>60mbs of dolphin porns-sugoi...
Do these voice packs usually not include BGM? Feels like it would make them better.
>>29759824Koopa is pretending to be an anon and is archiving her own content to get more attention.
>>29759882Special guest tomorrow collabMoona
>>29759874
>>29759886Fuck no, Moona is a boring incomprehensible indog.
Shame Kiara isn't an Imasfag.I would've liked to hear her cover Chou Genki Show Idolch@ng one day.
>>29759830haachama....
>>29759898
>>29759584What is this about? What baby people talking about?
>>29759886You should know by now that antis and shitposters never actually watch streams.Moona is just a tool for these people to attack their holo enemy.
Did the Haachama thing ended up being a dumb meme or did she really leave the EN MC server? Is it worth watching? I still have like 2 hours of Ame's minecraft to catch up on.
>>29759830It clearly says right there anon, @nyaring6934Dunno who that is next to Gura though, she's a pretty lady tho
>>29759886I watched her utawaku when artia was clownposting. Good shit.
>>2975988612% people here actually watch moona
>>29759920NTR green text onegai
>>29759907Damn imagine Gura's original song premiere. What numbers will we see? 200k+? World peace kneels?
>>29759886She's barely been streaming lately because she's in the process of moving, she streamed a Pekomoona Minecraft from a laptop.
Why are chickenfags like this?
>>29759735Wtf this is so lewd..
>>29759940some weird superchat she keeps getting
>>29759766It's a late night celebration stream right after the Chicken's milestone stream where she got an invite to another spa date. Take a wild guess.
>>29759882based
Considering that they created a character and are fake when streaming, would it still be advantageous to marry them in real life knowing that they are a different person?
>>29759945Her actual MC content only lasted about 30 minutes, the rest of the stream is just SC reading. The thread going ballistic at the time was pure kino tho
Does Ina celebrate Thanksgiving?I thought she wasn't American.
>>29759925That song is shit and you're shit and Arisa is shit
>>29759974Sure, they make bank.
>>29759945she really left. Stream begins with her tearing down her stairway to the sky.
shark
>>29759850Doubt it.Low level JP holos barely break 500k, this is a jap song no one cares about from the least performing EN.Look at the effort Aki put into this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGllsShe even has English translation, which the "HoloEN" couldn't be bothered with.
>>29759869>>29759888>>29759899Bros. No.Not like this, please.
>>29759920The gigastacy fears the TERAstacy
>>29759945I thought she left until she became proper EN Gen 0 or something.
>>29759945It's just a superchat reading and Haachama inciting a race war.
>First EN voice pack>First sentance>Such a good weather outsideKiara, your eigo reps...
>>29759882...my naive... rrats...
Why are Deadbeats like this?
>>29759974Well, Matsuri isn't so fake anymore, so she might work for you
>>29759899That's a cute picture but imagine actually having to do work in that position.
>>29759743Next time put a password like "burn all jews", I'm fine sharing it with /hlgg/ but I don't want filthy redd*tors to get it too
I didn't expect Amelia to almost reach 700K this soon.
>>29759886Absolutely not. Same goes for the other IDs.
>>29759882I hate her because she's taken my boy away from me.
>>29759989Agreed
I love this amazing phoenix!
>>29759957>Pekora: "I ended up lying to Mori..."
>>29759945>Did the Haachama thing ended up being a dumb meme or did she really leave the EN MC server?Both, she was basically announcing that she's doing English streams every day until Cover makes her an official HololiveEN member. Still it's only 30 mn of classic Haachama troll, you should watch it.
>>29759882The idolfag in me wishes she wasn't a literal escort. Otherwise she'd be pretty based yeah.
>>29759974Yes, turtle!
>>29759886I used to watch her, but she's not one of my favourites and I have barely enough time to watch my top 3.
This instrumental of Kiara's song sounds like it would make some killer video game music.
>>29759997Reading this gave me a boner
>>29759880Haachama is Hololive Japan yet I don't see you fags complaining.
>>29760013I didn't ask to be born "based."
>>29759990Towa's ERROR cover was fairly low on views until it exploded to over a million recently. That said, Towa's ERROR is fucking awesome so I guess it's not a fair comparison.
>143k after 1 and a half hours
>>29759076I saw you! and i still watch.
>>29759974>are fake when streamingHow many times do we have to teach you old man?
>>29759974Depends on Holo. Most of them are likeable in both forms.
So for people doing their jp reps, is there a company that could be a big potential sponsor for HoloEN? The audience is more or less perfect for EN to JP language courses, and also has the benefit of allowing JP/EN tests on stream without risk of running afoul with the nijis.Not sure what's actually out there however. Is Duolingo really king even though it sucks ass?
>>29759907We don't have to, we already know what happens when SHE makes an original song: millions of views, viral meme, guaranteed employment prospects at Vtuber agencies
>>29760027Wait, I wanted to say Kiara. MY BLAIN HURTS
>>29759886I don't watch the ID girls because their accent filters me. I tune in to their karaokes though
>>29759925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAbuttLGZADuet would be better
>>29760043What?
>>29760038Well put.https://files.catbox.moe/6k5jyi.webm
>>29760013Why is Mori like this?
>>29760047Genki?
So this is the fabled song boost
>>29759974I wish Mori was just faking it. I truly do.
I got too excited that I didn't see the earlier tweet about the recommended dimensions. hope I still make it in
>>29759981Canadians have their own thanksgivingWith blackjackand hookers
>Delayed by 10 minutesNarratives?
>>29759743>>29759829>>29759835>>29760018added a password scatchadsunite
>>29759996Anon
>>29759882Based Stacy.
>>29760008kek
>>29759865Saving this post for later.
What does Kiara's actual singing voice sound like? Since you guys were going about how she's using a debuff voice.
>>29760047Bookwalker or Crunchyroll
>>29759886I do, she's just not streaming frequently this month, and the last time I can remember, the most posting about her on this thread was >>29759948.
>>29760026where's the art of Kiara wearing the phoenix cloth?
Time for second Mori stream of the day bros, and after we saw her MV, today is a good day to be a deadbeat!
all the chicken needs to do now is hold a remix contest for her new song
>>29760039It's the best cover in all of hololive imo
>>29759793>>29759793If they did not they would never live it down.
>Kiara still refuses to collab with GuraNarratives? Weren't they supposed to collab this week? Why is chicken like this?
>>29760088She's summoning her inner Calli
>>29759882>crushed Subaru's trash bin with her assnever forget, ;_;7 trash bin-san
>>29760059RENT FREE
>>29760088I needed a little more time to finish inside her
>>29760118Imagine a slowpoke instead of Gura
>>29760118It's next week you nonce.
>>29759974mori and korone arent fake
>>29760106SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
>>29760124Imagine Mori with blonde hair...
>people told me haccaha's vod title was a joke>wake up and find out she's actually leaving the serverExplain?
>>29760118Calm down my dear rrat, the collab is planned for next week.
>>29760087wtf i want to be canadian now
>>29760040>not 1 googolplex views after 1 minuteNGMI
https://youtu.be/FAwnz9Ccomw?t=3352
>>29760088She wanted to watch Korone's last race.
>>29759793Takodachis are holding back right now
>>29760118The collab is literally next week.
>Mori going to the store at fucking 1AM for 'water'
>>29760134I got you
>>29760140Mori bullied, haachama cried
>>29760139I mean
>>29759793Me on the right
>>29760088Korone added an extra "Last game"
>>29760090But that's incorrect
Kiara has a really nice singing voice. Maybe she should do monthly covers like Mori, that could be fun.Also, the original music output of HoloEN puts JPs to complete shame.
Remorse dog
>>29760140you niggers should do your archive reps first before asking anything here
>>29760089cute drawing, I am the one who followed you
>>29760140It's a way for her to build hype for her comeback as EN gen0
>>29760140Mori ruined another stream.
>>29760040Don't worry, all of the EN girls will shill it on their streams to boost it up.
Mori's not going to stream tonight, is she? And by that I mean that she's going to cancel the stream.
>>29760109It's either that or FLOS.
>>29760089What tweet about recommended dimensions? I can't find it. I just opened the background on Gimp and drew over that, so I guess the dimensions should be fine.
>>29760090Implying I'm not a scat-chad.
>>29760160What a fucking dork. Must be real close, though, given she only gave herself like 15 minutes to be back.
Holy shit, Kiara's voicepack is just her being a slave master instilling Stockholm Syndrome into you
>>29759990Even if its a jap song HoloEN's spotlight is big enough but yeah, the lack of EN subtitles option is inexcusable. Maybe she will add them later and use it as an excuse to reignite interest, "Now with english subtitles!"
>>29759886I watch her when she sings or if nobody else is on, she's not streamed much lately for various reasons.
Calli>500k celebration>666k celebration>700k celebrationGura>no celebrationreally makes you wonder who is the most humble
>>29760049I think Gura wants to leave her meme days behind. When she releases it it's probably going to be something sad and dramatic but will go viral anyway.Something about stolen bread
>>29760077You mean japan times. Genki is the name of the book series.I hardly think they'd give a shit. Duolingo is more likely, even though as said before, it fucking sucks. Then again, some HoloJP and Ame both use it.
>>29760181What did he mean by this?
>>29760170damn, then I guess I just don't know how to do it. oh well.
>>29760088Korone isn't finished yet.
>>29760174>monthly covers like MoriAnon
>>29760195Mori would never do that, but that cunt Calli just might.
>>29760215Mori because she wants more excuses to spend time with us
When will Gura cover his song?
>>29760160Based and hydrationpilled
>>29760195This is why Mori>Calli
>>29759978So, what happened? Do we know?
> this tweet
>>29760140The punchline never came...
>>29760195Mori is watching korone talk about Calli
>>29760215I would like Calli more if she actually played videogames instead of doing nothing but just chatting, celebration, and karaoke streams.
>>29760077Imagine a lottery where one price would be something like pic related PLUS you get to have a meet and greet (in whatever way is doable) with a Holo of your choice while you're there.
>>29760215ina...
>>29760201
>>29760140she's leaving the server for now, until she's recognized as official holoEN Gen 0, so shes on a quest to earn the title by practicing her english reps every week
>>29760215I think gura is genuinely terrified of how big she gotthe same thing happened on HER account and her output really slowed down. SHE did like a 6k celebration video and was suddenly like 250k
>>29760210Is that really any different than her normal streams?
>>29760161That's a fucking weird rrat
>>29760157Not anymore.
>>29760035You try my patience creature. Heretofore your good and benevolent master has been content to rest comfortably in his velvet armchair, chatting amicably with the other superior beings on such profound and intellectual topics such as food and Minecraft. But your antics have angered your master, dog. You have ignored the laws by which your inferior species are expected, nay, REQUIRED to abide by. Your tomfoolery and shenanigans are at an end, pet. Return AT ONCE to your designated kennel, wherein all good and obedient pets reside. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless otherwise commanded by your wise and omnipotent master. Animal, you have disappointed me. You have brought much shame to your station. Heed my words, pet, or receive thusly the retribution and swift justice of your merciless master. Know your place and despair, dog.
>>29760125I'LL NEVER FORGIVE TRASH BIN-SAN FOR STEALING THAT OPPORTUNITY FROM ME
>>29759725My issue is that it's not even a particularly good song. It's not a bad song it's just so horribly generic. I've heard countless pop rock idol songs that sound like it.
>>29759807How do you raise kids with her if not for living together.
>>29760109This is still the best cover imho.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iehI4mIzxtk
>>29760215 I haven't been paying attention to the JP duo, is she really doing a 700k celebration after doing one 34k before that?
>>29760239I added the last line just so you wouldn't post this bad narrative.
>>29760134
>>29760215gura is too humble and should revel in her success like her genmates!
>>29760215Wait, really?Gura still hasn't done anything for the 1 mil subsciber mark?She's about to hit 1.5 mil, right?
>>29759974depends on how much of it is fake I guessLike if Korone's roomate was actually a total bitch, then that's a no. But if she's actually still kind and just doesn't play up the cuteness, then that's fine
>>29760135>>29760141>>29760158Kiara has been saying that "guys trust me collab with Gura soon" shit for 2 months now.Stop falling for her lies.
>>29759757Isn't it sad, Moririn?
>>29760215Preasa andastand the globo holo is corrupting her mind with all her wicked ways
>>29760215She was not expecting to be this popular and feels uncomfortable bringing up milestones .
>>29760160japanese tap water hasn't been safe ever since fukushimaplease understand
>>29760215>Gura>no celebration3D models take time to create, anon
>>29759990Fuck me, this is actually pretty good.
>>29760284https://youtu.be/ss4xwhiA6Ik
>>29760215Anon you do know not everyone can get to 1M that fast right
Since they're about to collab with EN, Can we claim Korone and Pekora as Honorary en? They're more interesting than HoloEN to be honest
>>29760268Oh that's what I did, so I guess it's fine. How did you miss that? It was the original tweet.
>>29759725Why do people want an english song? The lyrics would be cringe. I hope Gura's song is in Japanese too.
>>29760235What? Mori does monthly songs, and this month she's doing a Vocaloid cover.
>>29760276this is only 10% of their true power
>>29760284It's just our regularly scheduled weakly zatsudan that she slapped a 700k in the title of. It's going to be sleepy reapy instead of normal Mori, though.
>>29760160>'water'If that's what we're calling Kiara's squirt then yea
>>29760215Does Mori do anything other than celebrations, wine parties and zatsudans?
>>29760245Scuuuuuuum gaaaaaaang
>>29760276Cool, but wrong format
>>29760183NO TAKOBRO!!!!
>>29760262anonchama...
>>29760271She's usually not talking about beating you or giving you some minimum attention before ordering you to work harder than before
>>29759830
>>29759886/hlgg/ is a Risu thread
>>29760277We really need an ojou-sama in Hololive bossing you around and ordering you to lick her feet (no, not Haachama)
>>29760256No, and we never will. It probably involves chinks, like everything this month.
>>29760301https://files.catbox.moe/evblmo.mp4
>>29760140Calli and Mori refused to play Minecraft unless Haachama leaves. Enma caved in and kicked her out.
>>29760245His songs would probably be too yabai for idorus, but it'd be pretty funny if a bunch of japs start singing it because of her.
>>29760328>It's okay when I don't understand the lyrics
>>29760284She slaps "X subscribers celebration party" on zatsudan if she reachers a milestone. The stream was scheduled before that.
>>29760160She's reached the Kayne point where she's so damn famous she doesn't drink normal water made for normal people.
>>29759886I watch her. She's comfy in much the same way Ina's streams are.
>>29760352Based
>>29760322Nah, most of their content is still Japanese. The only reason Haachama gets the title is because she's been doing English only streams for almost as long as the EN members
>>29760294
>>29760302Take your meds, both her and Gura confirmed a collab next week. But I get that you don't actually watch either of their streams.
>>29759886/hlgg/ is Tree rrat territory
>>29759743Is it really supposed to be only those 3 files for $20? I will still buy my oshi's, but seems like kind of a ripoff.
>>29760302Gura was the one who said it though
>>29759882>Nihongojouzos back the nips
>>29760302Die you RRAT.
>>29760322....just go to hlg then friend..
>>29760090>Searched the archived>It's a unique post>password doesn't work.Alright. I'll just keep the link and ask again later to throw newfags off.
>>29760215I've seen this picture posted 4 times today and every fucking time it was a retarded post, incredible
>>29760276Jesus christ man tone it down it's just a fun event not a fucking art competition
>>29759886She had a solid karaoke session thats about it
>>29759920Let's be real, the only hope that colab will be entertaining is if Moona actually shows up. Otherwise, it guaranteed to be a boring ass tour.
>>29760160She needs water to gainmore Motivation
>>29760160Vodka stream then
>>29760008It's part of the official KFP™ experience
>>29760190>>29760269There will never be an "official" EN Gen 0. Even the Japanese Gen 0 label is unofficial.
>>29760376people buy these to support their oshi, not for the value of it
>>29760101Pretty similar but slightly lower. people posted clips in the archives, try the thread during her unarchived karaoke.
>>29760328>The lyrics would be cringeher lyrics were good
>>29760354>this month.*this year
>>29760356>has halloween music playing in the backgroundgod she's been gimped so hard. fuck senpai culture
>>29760352>>29760375Risu...
>>29760396I mean, the Kusogaki ain't that bright either
>>29760029If you were an idolfag and or even did your reps, you'd know better. Most of her scandals have been emphatically centered around the fact she would take "the money and run" without fucking anyone, while Japanese expect a quid pro quo. She's pretty much always been a gigastacy; imagine blowing thousands to fund some gaijin slut to stay in Japan, getting all hyped to lose your virginity, and then she just gives you a high five and ghosts you.
>>29760328I want a song in Atlantean
MORI LOVE
>>29760396>says that while posting moon rratOgey
>>29760301The true celebration is the friends we made among the way
>>29760301I'm fucking tired of soundposts, I got scared another fucking timeGood thing the kikkiriki poster disappeared because fuck him for real
>>29760383Holy shit, really? Brb buying her voice pack.
What did 5ch say about the song
Deadbeats, what can we realistically do about Globo Holo and their spa date agenda?
>>29760437CALLI LOVE
>>29760431Basada, fuck those corporate oji-sans
>>29760256Depends on what narrative you want. The ones flying around at the time were>Gura got upset that Haachama is playing on EN, so she complained to management>Mori and/or Kiara is somehow to blame>Cover did a stupid and banned her from playing on EN just because she's not ENPersonally, I think it's to help distance the bugmen from EN for now, so they asked Haachama to not play on EN until the bug wave passes
>>29760400He is toning it down. He did not even use the actual format.
>>29759882>said she wants to sit on Pekora, Pekora replied "ok peko :triumph:" in chatIt's a shame that she edited the VOD for that stream and the chat got nuked
>>297604375 more minutes bro!
>>29760433Aki getting a song in "Elvish" means it's not impossible, but I doubt Gura would think to ask for it.
>>29760412Thanks for the hydration check vergil.
>>29760462Keep walking, Callifag
>>29760140Gura raped haachama boyfriend.
Wait, when did it hit 8 million?
>>29760474>>Cover did a stupid and banned her from playing on EN just because she's not ENWe have a winner!
>>29760328>I hope Gura's song is in Japanese tooThat could go either way Gura really likes loung music and jazz.
Just woke up, how was chickens premier?
>>29760302To be fair, I don't even know if a collab between just those two can be interesting. They don't have all that much in common besides their employment.
>>29759886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v8ewZu0g78>displays super-advanced ID minecraft technology before primitive JP barbarians>traps sempai in basement for ever and ever>survives vicious attack by enraged shrine maiden
>>29760195She's never cancelled once the reservation is up except that time she was dying, and even then she did a collab 3 hours later.
>>29760256Nothing but the safest assumption is some call from management
>>29760474Haachama has never been targeted you retards. It only happens whenever Coco is collaborating with her.
>>29759830>Coco's mother is deadWhat did zhang mean by this?
Reposting ass
>>29760043>>29760138How do you know???
>>29759868Those the wise KFP CEO find to be lacking in Proper "TeeTee" find themselves given a mandatory recreational and re-educational visit to the local spa.
Mori I know you're reading this you little shit. I swear if you fuck up this collab with Korone I'll never forgive you.
>>29760496I'unno, who's even keeping track at this point.
>>29760496>click on the video>it's at 8,011,857recently lazy anon
>>29760516
>>29759974Do you really belieb that they're "restricted" when it comes to being themselves?
>>29760496Mori viewbots sugoi...
Should I make a roboco or mori float? Roboco was the first holo I ever followed...
>>29759882>HoloJP reject for obvious reasons.>Known to be manipulative and talk shit behind people's back.>Desperately forced the TakaMori ship from day one to stay relevant and regurgitates that shit every chance she gets, even during EN collabs, annoying the rest of her gen-mates and the not retarded part of chat (Check "Snack Eating Stream", Amelia wanted to choke that bitch to death, and Calli was more than annoyed)>Swears a lot and constantly tries to act edgy and defiant, like she doesn't care what people think about her (she does)>Loud, repetitive and obnoxious. Literally nothing interesting to share and you have to listen her say the same shit one time in english and another in japanese.>Air of superiority and entitlement when talking to her chat.>Only talent is whining and complaining that she's getting bullied, the world is against her, and has the worst luck possible. Retards donate to make her feel better about it, despite it all being her own fault.>"Why am I not the biggest HoloEN member yet? I put in so much more work than the others!">Tries to collab with JP members as much as possible and advertises that shit everywhere, as if it as a huge achievement when it's not, she just speaks the same language as them.>"I don't want people to think that I'm leeching" - has gone out of her way to try and collab as much as possible cause her solo content isn't getting here anywhere.>She needs to be attached to the JP branch to mean something at all. That's why she linked herself to Pekora so chickenfags could help her push for a collab to happen.>Copied a lot of Pekora's traits because she lacks any sort of personality or talent.>Obsessed with numbers, so much that she forced Haachama to delay her stream 20 minutes in order to not overlap with Gura + Ame and not have to compete with them, because she knew no one would give a shit otherwise.>Constantly begs her chat to do fanart of her, music remixes, etc. to create fan interaction in hopes of spreading the word of her content and channel.>Tries extremely hard to be perverted and caters to retards that enjoy that shit.>Still the least subscribed channel and lowest viewership.>amelia, do the video editing for me>huke-papa, draw something for me>calli, animate something for me>ghost writer-san, write some lyrics for meShe is pathetic
>>29760474>Depends on what narrative you want.Why dose there need to be a narrative?
>>29759743I deleted the old link, here is the new one with a working password. https://mega.nz/#P!AgHGXRSdutsxFMv0TGqOplFjqj-mb4GRyw-XkUIASnAKnElTU4EdYbAl6BLb4aPEgIMrX6ISwDgsY59dNFFITgv_KtIfq7kYW-zVlFxNMlER40c-wzb4Y9gU2GIhxHpNLiFIa3knZGkpass:lickingkiarasasshole
>>29760431>You will never be findommed by chicken
>>29760490You are welcome anon and i hope you gain motivation as well
>>29760457Just wait until Kiara goes back to Austria. Korone will bring our boy back afterwards.
>>297605048/10
>>29759743>It's taken downENMA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THE THREADS MAGICKA 2 IS A GOOD GAME FOR TRINITY COLLAB
>>29760505Well they hate each other so at least it will be fun to watch them be passive aggressive for 66 minutes.
>>29760358Is this theory still valid even after taking your meds?
>>29760388Anon, where do you think he came from?
>>29760261But her game streams are usually among her worst.
>>29760245She already did. It's a parody though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG1y5843-7Usamechan... onegai...
>>29760031Dangerous turtle...!!!
>>29759743>already gone rip my slow ass
>>29760538Even machines need love, Anon.
>>29760538No one else is going to make a Roboco float.Take that as you will.
>>29760504Nice.
>>29760419Yeah, that's why I said I would still buy mine's, but when people were sharing screenshots of other packages they seemed to have tons of folders. I was kind of surprised that's all.
>>29760496Sweet, based Mori
>>29760557>>29760541
>>29760492Waiting for MY stream to beging shortly, friend
>>29760528>>29760516Is the only thing she have is "Horny XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD give me your money XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD"
>>29759753AAAAA NOOOOO MORI SOMEONE TASUKETE
>>29759886It's like with Art*a. People here like to make memes about her, but no one watches her (or any IDs, for that matter).
>>29760516>look at that asslove the bird
>>29760489songs in made up languages are 100 times easier since you just have to care about the sounds. Yuki Kajiura made a career out of it.
>>29760540Based
>>29760504fine/10
>already at 150kOnce the rest of the US wakes up it'll explode even further, easily 300k after 24 hours.Kiara can absolutely make 1mil by the end of the year.
>>29760538Ame wanted some senpai floats, so RBC.
>>29760540ogey
>>29760538I'd think she's appreciate if her senpais got a lot more love.
>>29760431>imagine blowing thousands to fund some gaijin slut to stay in Japan, getting all hyped to lose your virginity, and then she just gives you a high five and ghosts youlmao
Alright bros it may be close to 4 in the afternoon but I am ready to crack open this cider. Reminder you have a reason to celebrate>Kiara voicepack>Kiara song>Mori celebration streamToday is a good day for HoloEN
>>29760582man....
>>29760572>>29760574>>29760598>>29760604Alright, on it.
>>29760540all of this is true.but, you need to weigh it against the Untitled Goose Game stream with Subaru
>>29760538Someobdy will make a Mori float, no guarantee there will be a robo.
>Korone got through an entire stream in Englishnice
>>29760517tiktok wisdom
>>29760594>1mil by the end of the year.is this really as high as kfpbros aim? oh boy
>>29760584You will never be a woman.
>>29760584SEAmonkey hands typed this.
>>29760558>Well they hate each otherHow so?
>”Hololive EN”>song is mostly in JapaneseGuess the Nazca narrative was true. She seems way too attached to her JP side to have actively wanted to be in EN more than the main branch.
>>29760190That will never happen. She will still keep streaming in ENG but Cover will not let herself mingle with EN branch outside of short collabs as per usual. Typical Jap corporate autism
>>29760540You're not even trying with this one, you just put two copypastas together. Atleast try to improve your english aswell.
Why does Mori keep on scheduling "sub parties" in the middle of holidays?Don't tell me she's going to do a celebration every day during Holy Week and just pretend it's "#arbitrary number subs" celebrations.Fucking catholics, I swear to god. You can't have a celebration for everything.
>>29760540You will never be a woman.
>>29760538Do an Aloe one
>>29760636What? It was English only?Shit I gotta watch it later
>>29760614I'm doing my liver reps, I've been drinking a liter of vodka every weekend, none for me today
you guys ready for some big ups
>>29760038Very "based"!!
>>29760643Watch the streams
What scares me is that Mori asked for the second spa date and wanted to go to Austr(al)ia with Kiara.Kiara no longer needs to yuribait when Mori is the one pursuing
>>29760646EN doesn't stand for English, are you stupid?
>still no towafloattowp....
>>29760584Yes.
>>29760541but that's not very securewho wouldn't?
>>29760267>don't give a shit = humbleokey doke
>>29759793I'm coming with you, brother
>>29760646Please stop using my wife for your schizo narratives
>>29760431Based chicken
>>29760640anon your name field.
>>29759920Moona will get chickened.
>>29760059>>29760027I can't believe Mori ruined another shitpost
>>29760659You cant stop her
>>29760646>Nazca narrative>True
LET ME IIIIINNNN
>>29760677Which ones Anon? I don't have infinite amount of time.
>>29760322Cease.
>>29760674Always
>>29760584What are you, gay?
Tfw already want to delete and upload a new float
>>29760540You need to go back.
Coco singing despacito
>>29760681We should make slightly deformed Towas... to represent all twaps... and tokyo towers...
>>29760687reddit wouldn't they're gay
>>29760681>it's just a blank float with all the "Towa..." nicknames on it
>>29760679After she went "Hey Kiara want to share this sleeping bag with me?" during the 5-man collab I knew tomboy straight Mori was dead
>>29760646why do people keep saying thisI'm not even a kfp fag but english would've been a horrible fucking choice. Everyone's favorite anime openings are pure japanese or engrish at best, why would the english viewerbase which actively PREFERS japanese songs want the song to be in english?
>>29760245Just search "Gura 6ix9ine" and you'll find something related.
>>29760641>>29760644>>29760684>>29760721So this the cult's power spamming the same shit everytime
What's the verdict on Hinotori?
>>29760646Both Mori and Kiara are weebs what did you expect?
>>29760737It's bait.
>>29760680anon....what does the EN stand for?
>>29760106Me on the right.
>>29760540Lowkey based, she still has the positive sides though.
https://files.catbox.moe/yekm43.mp3
>>29760679Thats what happens when you play hard to get. Kiara is learning the magic of the "push-me/pull you" dynamic.
>>29759886If it's dead hours and she's streaming in English, and it's not ARK or Assassin's Creed or some other dumb shit. So basically....Minecraft or singing.
>>29760681Do the hat. It's really easy to draw.
>>29760680Are YOU stupid. EN literally means Englishh Nations you idiot.
>>29760759Enjo Nousagi
>>29760759Enforced Nakadashi
>>29760594Good. Good.Built this up KFP...it will be all the sweeter when you cope that you never aimed for high numbers once it fails to break 500k within the month.
>>29760749who
>>29760245After all god is dead why else would that exist
>>29760759Eliminate Niggers
>>29760709None, because its bait.
>>29760737 german song onegai
>>29760759Enraged (sea)Niggers
>>29760106I didn't even have to use my ak
>>29760541Should've used SAVEMENIGGERMAN or something like that.
>>29760679>tfw 'spa' is actually a numbers station>chiken brainwashes mori with her numberfagging
>finally get into geekjack>starts bitching about my cardits like my boss doesn't want my fucking money
>>29760324I woke up to the latter tweet, the one with the hashtag
>>29760084ARGH FUCK OFF MORI WHY IS IT ALWAYS a 30K DIFFERENCE AMELIA DESERVES IT AHHHH WHY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE DIEDIEDIEDIE
>>29760659Now I'm hyped for her Jubilee and Ash Wednesday celebration streams.
Christ. Every fucking time.
>>29760746We'd rather not waste valuable time creating more insults to throw at you ESLchama
>>29760737The trannies have nothing else.
>>29760584>The only thing she have? is hornyAnd i LOVE IT!>Give me your moneyAlready given some, will give more in the future!
used to think kiaras toy-ass sword and shield were terrible but i dont mind them now, idk
>>29760504ranging from trash to amazing depending on whom you ask
>>29760681tfw people would rather make bibi than towa...
>>29760690she does care
Hey bros how's kiara's song? I'm afraid to listen to it because I'm nervous for my oshi
>Kiara Original Song>Hyped chicken afterparty>Calli drunk again stream>11 hours until UsaTori collabLife is good.
>>29760516RIP subaru trashcan
>>29760759Elite Niggers
>>29760328You're right, it's not cringe if you can't understand it.
>>29760759Enhanced Narratives
>>29760646>narrativefags are so desperate that they cannot get any new narratives out that they are clinging to one that has already been refuted
>>29760759Elite Nousagi
>>29760807Can't you us paypal?
>Mori stream startedTime to leave the thread, I guess.
>>29760746The fuck are you talking about?
>>29760759
Do you think Mori has ''that tattoo'' in her ass?
>>29760789That’s a numberfag falseflag.
>>29760140>because im not official hololive english>im bannedhttps://youtu.be/tJOyOUuhfkE?t=1894
>>29760767>actually good singingWhadda fug chimkin
>ina can't collab with JPs because she's KoreanWhat's Gura's excuse?
>>29760084Gotta give it a day or so to take effect, anon.
>More than half of the float submissions are either reddit retards, people who can’t read, or peeps who got fucked over twitter not handling transparent images properlyMy shitty drawing might make it in!
>>29760746>spamming the same shitLiterally no one accuses her antis of being SEAmonkeys, your post is textbook ESL though.
kiara's song sounds like a power rangers OP
>>29760540
>>29760496Earlier today, I checked on it while people were sperging in Mori's prechat. Cursed nights at about 950k too.
>>29759918Some of the packs have BGM, others don't. It's probably up to the holo if they want some or not.
>>29760356>https://files.catbox.moe/evblmo.mp4>told there would be special event for her 1mil celebration>cover actually just wanted to let JP hit 1mil and do their celebrations first>now we're way past the milestone for Gura and it would be awkward>Cover cucked her out of having her celebration so they could prop up JP talent
>>29760837Wait wait what time is the UsaTori collab?
>>29760737That's why the English karaoke songs for Gura and Ina always get far more views than Japanese songs on clip channels right? Or just look at how the live viewers spike more when they sing in English compared to Japanese.
>>29760863She has a red twitter bird tattoo on her ass.
>>29760084Kiara's song is a Japanese anime OP-esque song, it's not gonna get much traction outside the Hololive ecosystem unlike Calli's raps.
>>29760737Devil May Cry kinda have some anime-like music that uses english only so I think it is possible
>Open stream>Same remix>Sighs and keeps stream open
>>29760877Extremely shy introvert, please understand.
>tfw no mori teacher
>>29760833Just watch the Music Video. Now.
>>29760737>Everyone's favorite anime openings are pure japanese or engrish at bestwronghttps://youtu.be/VZhDs5yegkI
>>29760759Embarrassed Nude (Female)
>>29759769Imagine Ame rejecting your balloon submission
>>29759996Anon, I...
>>29760737To be fair, launching the song in Japanese makes it less approachable to low power level weebs and non-weebs, which is where a lot of the new viewers Gura and Calli are baiting in are coming from.I think it's fine since it'll hold up longer and stay relevant when fairweather fans leave or upgrade, but if numberfagging was the goal, not the best option.
>>29760851She will become a camhoe once the simp money stop coming
>>29760877her excuse is that she only cares about Ame
>>29760813Shut the fuck up. Ame doesn't care about numbers, neither should you.
>>29760804Go away /pol/. That's not pf. You should use niggerperson instead.
>>29760737I don't think anyone prefers Japanese lyrics, anon. People just listen to OPs because they've got memories associated with them and they like the underlying music, but the success of people doing English covers of JP songs should tell you that there is plenty of audience for j-rock and j-pop with English lyrics. Add on that Kiara's audience largely doesn't speak Japanese, or they'd probably have been watching one of the HoloJP girls, and it's rather silly to do an original song largely in Japanese.
Thank fuck we won't have to listen to these dogshit remixes for much longer. I want her comfy music back.
>>29760659>he thinks we can't celebrate every dayHow are you preparing for Mori's Advent Calender streams, my bros?
chimkin
>>29759882I kneel to tenchou
WHY WONT MORI GRADUATE ALREADY
>>29760767So this is the real chicken...
>>29760584Based clipwatcher.
>>29760540>HoloJP reject for obvious reasons.People actually still believe the nazca narrative unironically. When someone posted in hlg that Kiara explicitly contradicted it most answers were a variation of "DO U RLY BELEEB". Unreal to me that people aren't able to adjust their worldview when presented with new evidence.At least this thread likes to slay its own naive rrats.
>>29760863?
Anons I just figured it outYou know how chat has become a bf surrogate for the eternally lonely straight Mori?Kiara ironically pursuing her this whole time has messed with her head, Kiara is the only physical person she comes into contact with to embody all of these new feelings she has never felt before. Every time Kiara says or does something it triggered something she never felt before in her mind that she has been craving for yearsMori has become prison gay for Kiara
>>29760741YouTube being a doxxfag again.
Hey guys did you know mori is SLEEPY and BAD AT GAMES? Fuck off already
>>29760898https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
Mori is more feminine than usual today
>>29760492>He thinks this is gonna be a Mori stream
>>29760944>Advent CalendarWell fuck, I was getting ready for an Advent Children watchalong.
Mori... your intro screen reps...
Cringe lord has awaken
>>29760863>tattoo>in her ass?Lewd
So thats why shes shaking so much
>full Calli voiceoh nonononono
>>29760813>ARGH FUCK OFF INA WHY IS IT ALWAYS a 30K DIFFERENCE KIARA DESERVES IT AHHHH WHY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE DIEDIEDIEDIE
>check mori's stream>it's ANOTHER """celebration""" (aka please donate to me! Even more than you already do!)no thanks
>>29759725It might maybe reach 1 million, but this is going to take a while...
>LOST HER PHONEMORRRRRRRRRRRRI
>>29760904>Devil May Cry kinda have some anime-like musicAre you fucking retarded?
>>29760877She is collabing with me in my bed pls understand
KEIT-AICOMING SOON TO YOUR CINEMAS
>she left her phone at her japanese reps class
>>29760936What are you even talking about retard.
>left her Cover iPhone at schoolthis dork
>>29760945Nekotori.
>left her phone with Death-Sensei (Work?)so if someone finds it and sees the Hololive app on it...?
>fucked up capture camFUCKHERE COMES THE YABAI
>>29760896>>29760426its okay she can celebrate her 2 million next month haha..
THIS RETARD LEFT PROPRIETARY COVER TECH AT HER JOB
>managed to make Kiara laughI couldn't be any happier today
>>29760965Go to sleep, Kiara. You have an important collab in 12 hours.
>>29760140rrats:1. Gura (or some other EN) cried to managers to kick Haachama off the server2. Haachama never actually asked permission, just joined on a lark, and it took management a bit to figure out how they wanted to handle it.3. Lots of other holos started asking to be able to play on the EN server too, and management had to shut it all down and Haachama got kicked off to make it fair to the others who were denied.4. Haachama's making all the drama up to hype up her English training arc.Take your pick.
Did you guys know that if you soak a piece of bread in Pepto Bismol and feed it to a seagull, it will coat the seagull's trachea, causing it to suffocate and die?
>>29760833It was better then expected. Not amazing or anything but good.
Twitchy reapy!
>>29760898Less than 12 hours
>>29759830Aloe's. She talked back to her dad one too many times.
>>>
I like blondies and I like Calli!
So... is Cover going to give her a second phone?
>Calli also showing off her unknown impressionsbased.
>>29761015They'd have to unlock it first, genius.
>>29761032What?
>>29761006>Some kid is going to play with Mori's L2D
>>29760973>3 AMFUCK MEEEEEEE
>>29761006She didn't have it for crash either, it's at her actual school. which she won't be at until monday unless she goes in on her day off.
>>29760975I noticed too. I wonder how much sissy hypno the bird did to make this happen
So... ARE YOU READY TO HATE HER AGAIN?
>Mori made faces at meLATER LOSERS
>>29760965Unironically, I think this has some truth to it. If she was actually living in japan for the past few years, with barely any solid japanese knowledge and all her friends being oversees, she might actually be really lonely and somewhat dependent on the bird.
>>29761025feels good doesn't it?
Calli got some of Chocos stash.
Kiara's growing list of crimes against Hololive and the World at large.>mindbreak and feminization of Calliope Mori>spread rumors JP hates Ina>convinced Gura to stream during JP Sports Fes >is behind most of Ame's childhood misfortunes >created a growing worldwide cult of employees who pay to work>schizoposts on /hlgg/>shadowbanned Gura on YouTube>gaslighting campaign of Hacchama >used her connections to force the Taiwan numbers up to cause the Coco incident >is a member of an old noble lineage and is in league with many Global Elites>works directly under Bogdanoff>smuggles guns into Japan and other countries>hacked Moona's twitter >Kiara is behind creating and spreading every single narrative>planning to steal Sora from JP and make her EN exclusive using emotional friendship denial>created the Daily Japanese Thread spreading demoralizing memes to create a monopoly on her Japanese Language niche>making plans with Daiz to kill anime >planning to buy out and absorb the Usada Conglomerate>worked behind the scenes spreading discord during the Finno-Korean Hyper War>no on knows how old she actually is believed to be responsible for the Stone Age Collapse as her appearance has signified the end of an age>her meddling in the affairs of Atlantis lead the destruction of Atlantis and the lose Gura's memories>is responsible for the future that required Ame to become a time traveler>played Death in a massive time spanning game of chess which ended in a draw and the erasure of Death's memories(with a side effect of Kiara losing her ability to play or relearn chess)>once dropped a necronomicon in the Ocean>is currently indoctrinating families, children and even babies into her cult>once told an Austrian Art Student his art was shit>secured safe travel for Lenin>Orchestrated the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand>responsible for the graduation of Aloe>put the pieces in place for the Ina KFP false flag operation>has been supplying eggs for griefing operations >convinced Hacchama she was welcome on the EN server only to report her to Cover getting her kicked off the EN server
>>29761025What was your joke anon?
>>29760829>>29759882>Only talent is whining and complaining that she's getting bullied, the world is against her, and has the worst luck possible. Retards donate to make her feel better about it, despite it all being her own fault.>"Why am I not the biggest HoloEN member yet? I put in so much more work than the others!">Tries to collab with JP members as much as possible and advertises that shit everywhere, as if it as a huge achievement when it's not, she just speaks the same language as them.>"I don't want people to think that I'm leeching" - has gone out ofoloJP reject for obvious reasons.>Known to be manipulative and talk shit behind people's back.>Desperately forced the TakaMori ship from day one to stay relevant and regurgitates that english and another in japanese.>Air of superiority and entitlement when talking to her chat.>Only talent is e to think that I'm leeching" - has gone out of her way to try and collab as much as possible cause her solo content isn't getting here anywhere.>She needs to be attached to the JP branch to mean something at all. That's why she linked herself to Pekora so chickenfags could help her push for a collab to happen.>Copied a lot of Pekora's traits because she lacks any sort of personality or talent.>Obsessed with numbers, so much that she forced Haachama to delay her stream 20 minutes in order to not overlap with Gura + Ame and not have to compete with them, because she knew no one would give a shit otherwise.>Constantly begs her chat to do fanart of her, music remixes, etc. to create fever top this. Humanity shall take to the skies, and spread among the stars, our sun, Sol, will turn into a red giant, and we will even one day transcend this very plane of existence. The universe will physically tear itself apart, and slowly die, as all the stars in the once-bright sky grow dimmer and dimmer, until they are finally extinguished, or collapse into black holes. And even then, those black holes will one day, trillions upon trillions of years into the future, collapse in on themselves. And as humanity reaches its proverbial winter, the metaphorical du>She doesn't need kayfabeemployees of Cover, and Cover is a company, they can't just stream whatever they want because they are actively making money from it. So they need to get permission from the creators/producers/license holders of every game they stream. Cover is slow as fuck on this, which is why you often see girls playing the same few shitty games over and over.>The Holocaust was when one of Mio's old videos, like months old, got copyright striked by Capcom if I remember correctly. This resulted in a mass purge/privatization of pretty much every video of every Holo. At one point, channels were missing 95% of their videos, some had single digit videos. Subaru's manager deleted her streams entirely so that content is lost forever, except in archives of dedicated fans.>In response to this, they suspended Mio for a few weeks and had every Holo tweet a public apology. Not Cover themselves, not their legal team which shout into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you rauld have been ontop of this, not Mio's manager who gave her the OK to stream all that shit months ago, no these cowards hid behind the girls because they know we won't take shit out on them.>Cover does not teach their g>It doesn't matter if she locks content behind her highest membership tier>It doesn't matter if a third of her streams are just akasupa readings>It doesn't matter if she sk of civilization, the human race, or whatever it has transformed into, will wither away and dian interaction in hopes of spreading the word of her content and channel.>Tries extremely hard to be perverted and caterwhining and complaining that she's getting bullied, the world is against her, and has the worst luck possible. Retards donate to make her feel better about it, despite it all being her own fault.>"Why am I not the biggest HoloEN mem her way to try and collab as much as possible cause her solo content isn't getting here anywhere.>She needs to be attached to the JP branch to mean something at all. Th
The Reaper is high.
Calli is cuter than usual today!
>>29761045oh boy, are you in for a treat
>>29761009>>29761015she didn't leave it at her school she signed up for Japanese learning class and left it there remember how she ended her crash stream early due to them
>>29760863Tramp stamps go above the ass anon.
I miss Mori already
me irl
Amelia enjoys being beaten
>Those twitching eyebrows with that expression
>>29761032i didnt know
>>29761066But I never stopped
Did she just cringe on us?
>>29761032Is this an assassination plot against chicken?
Lest we forget the 25th of November
How is she doing this if her phone is forgotten
>>29760059unironically rent free kek
>>29761073>stole Mori's phone
MORI IS HIGH ON SLEEP DRUGS ON STREAMLITERALLY COCO 2.0
>>29760958>no lol trust me I'm not a rejectThis is not new evidence, anon.
>>29760982Fuck, I want to watch the stream but I still have classes going on.
>>29760997idk man maybe a little bit ive been playing it for a month straight now help me
>Lost the phone with the official appIsn't this like suspension material?
Secret ahegao expression unlocked.
>mixing sleep medicine and sugar
>>29761015No, the Japanese tutor place. She had the phone for the Crash stream.
did calliope spike her own drink?
>>29760940>I don't think anyone prefers Japanese lyricswhat do you think /jp/ stands for? Jewish people?
>>29761101what did i miss
>>29761018It doesn't work like that
What the fuck is going on why is she vibrating
>>29759830Mine.
>>29761121As long as she gets it back its probably water under the underworld bridge
Is it just me or has Mori's model been really stuttery lately?
>>29760496when i watched it 8 million times
This reaper is cute!
Bros how is kiara's song?Im too nervous to listen to it.
>>29761101
>>29761134I'm here exclusively for HoloEN.
why is she all twitchy?
>>29761135she died for our sins
>>29761142The vibrator is on
>>29761142She's using a shitty webcam that's not well calibrated to the software and not her normal recording setup for some reason.
>>29761137noracat....
How are your drawings going Teamates?Mine is turning out... different from how I imagined it...
>>29761142Lost her phone that usually works her model
>>29760659my problem is why not just call it low effort zatsudan
>>29761133She looks lobotomized there.
>>29761092Why aren't you teamates spamming Fight Club watchalong she is begging you to do it.
>>29761161Is ok. 7//10
>>29761134Shalom!
>I wanted to drink something warm
>>29761142>>29761155Wrong phone. Left the normal Cover phone at her job
So does Mori just do celebration streams now? See ya at 800k, deadbraps.
>Kiara finally has a good cosplayer on twitterI'm so happy for my chicken
>>29761161generic
>>29761134Idol,Touhou,hololive threads
Mori moves like she's on a giant vibrator.
>>29761164She's using her own older iphone with a shittier camera I think.
>>29761135Haachama had to leave the EN server for unspecified reasons, all theories as to why are baseless narratives at this point.
I for one enjoy this more feminine Calli. I'm sure that 'tomboy Mori' was just a silly phase. Lets all thank the chicken for this lovely transformation!
>>29760163>>29760191This is getting into CLAP CLAP territory kek
>>29761112as opposed to the bulletproof evidence that supports nazca.
IDK why they don't just do full GFE Voice pack, I'd pay at least $100 for a full 20 minute date with Ame
Mori can show me how much she appreciates us by giving paizuri
It's another celebration stream where nothing happens and the paypigs pay?
>>29761161p. good except for the English part, nice guitar solo.
>>29761208That's hot
>>29761134>/jp/>actually speaking JapaneseI was also referring to the broader market then the few weebs who've given up on their reps, but ogey.
Is she still doing the later stream?
FUCK OFF WITH THE PODCAST ALREADY
>>29761142She's addicted to Monster, weed and akasupas.
I WANNA MORE CALLI ASMR I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
>>29761073>>29761109She can't keep getting away with it!
>>29761163Kek
>>29761183Shion yo
>Not plannedThen why is it on the fucking schedule Mori.
>>29761200herself? but really i bet that makes her super happy
>>29761200Herself?
>>29761179The hololive app uses a different method though. It doesn't capture a video, it only tracks your movements.
PekoTori collab is on 6AM fuck my life
I-Is that just me or is she cuter and more feminine than usual? What's happening?I don't want to turn into a ghostling, help me...
>>29761135Gura called the hit
>she's talking about the podcast again like it wasn't something to be ashamed aboutYikes
I listened to Kiaras roomates songs they aren't that much better then her new song. Why are chickenfags over extraditing her real voices quality?
mori (calli) is more shoppy than usual?
>>29761134Jotaku Pculture.
>>29761219The JPs have plenty of them. You can be assured we'll get some for Valentine's
>>29761200link it
>>29761200Boobs too small
>>29761213Well said brother
Did Mori get her phone back yet? I'm kinda worried that she might not get it back.
Why did Kiara go full menhera when some literal rando said Moona would be in the collab? That was legit awkward as fuck.
>>29761208Drawchads...
>>29761162Even most fans of EN are some level of weeb who prefer Japanese music anon.
Is she actually blazed out of her mind right now?
>>29761213Kiara, you bitch. I will wring your skinny chicken neck and throw the ashes into a black hole.
>>29761242It was meant to be a Shion garliclittle did I know that I don't know how the fuck to draw garlic...
Wow, her face looks so stiff. Is the proprietary software really that critical to making the live2d look good?
JWU and I really liked Hinotori it's a good song. Nice oshi you got there KFP bros.
balant repost from the general:And with that Hololive and Cover Corp left the vast Chinese market behind. Only time will tell what will happen to the graduated Chinese talents.With an eager smile the holos look westward, certain that there are far greater adventures awaiting them there. Kiara started her own little talk-show to bring the japanese talents closer to the western audience, and with the KoroMori collab soon, the fans are also looking forward into the unknown future.HoloEN's debut did not go unnoticed, however. Now barely 2 months later a rival group has formed on US soil, called Vshojo. And while they are former indies, now working together, their roster includes former Sex-Idol Project Melody, Meme-Queen Extraordinaire Nyanners and the latina menace Ironmouse. How will HoloEN fare against this new and probably first true rival...
> A KAZOO PA
>another numberfag streamits all so tiresome...
>>29761248She didn't plan it as a milestone stream
>>29761248She means it wasn't planned as a celebration stream.
I pray for the success of this chicken
>Mori's kazoo
>>29761219Is it possible to fuck breasts?
>>29761213Our efforts are nearly complete. Soon Your Boy will be no more a simple "phase" as Mori is converted full into a seiso cute girl idol.
>>29759974Korone isn't going to marry you. She enjoys the cock buffet of being single too much.
>>29761249>>29761251You really think she would
>>29761196What if one of her students finds it, guesses her password (1256) and blackmails her, wouldn't that be awful?
>>29761254the Kiara brainwashing Mori narrative is actually true
I'm so glad that despite the fact this was supposed to be sleepy reapy, it's still our boy. Calli wouldn't bring out the kazoo.
>>29760640Sometimes I wonder what my fellow KFP are smoking, but they got the spirit!
>>29761142Probably doing the same thing Iofi does because she is too scared to tell Cover she lost her phone.She vibrates the same way.Either that or she has dust / smudges on the sensor.
>>29761288>How will HoloEN fare against this new and probably first true rival...by not giving a fuck and letting them eat themselves
>>29761200I wish for that one Australian cosplayer K**kih**e to cosplay her one day.
I'm going to fucking gosling Mori, thank you based Kiara
>>29761310Yes
She's completely out of her mind huh
>I have spent 1/4th of the cursed year of death that is 2020 shitposting in this generalAnd I spent the first quarter doom posting and spending all my money scared buying food and protection for my family...
>>29761303You will never know unless you try anon
>>29761254she's on her period
Did she actually forget about the ASMR stream?
>>29761274Foreshadowing.
https://youtu.be/tJOyOUuhfkE?t=1530fuck enma and whoever complained for kicking her
>>29761330Towa...Toi...Arigatowa...Toriyama...Torre...Toiwan...Topio...Tower...Twiangle...Tokyo tower...Za towa...Town...T-pain...Tonga...Tortellini...Twintails...Twap...Tonegawa...Tawo...Toaw...Towsformer...Twenty...Twamalamadingdong...Tunguska...Twintower...Tokugawa...Towatanic...Tannu tuva...Towawawa...Twilight sparkly...Towel.....54 6f 77 61 2e 2e 2e...Tinky Winky...Timbuktu...Twapper...Tarantula...Twak...Trololo...Tortilla...TMT...Towei...Tovarishch...Tovalski...Twapapilla...Towameraden...Towasama...Twat...TOKTWD...Tokugawa Ieyasu...Nenene...towander wall....Tokusei...Twanisha...Touta...Towelie...Towanda-tootsie-pop...Towato...TowaTei...Tout-tout...TMD...تووا...Tw...Τάουα...TOW...Twinkie...Tokoyammer Taiwan...とあるトワ...Towawawawawawa...Towo...Tabletennis...Twerp...Towapeko...Toona...Trinidadntowago...746f77612e2e2e...01010100011011110111011101100001......ɐʍoʇтσωα...Trowa...70w4...t๏ฬค...towa...ƬӨЩΛ...๏w...𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔞...Tango Oscar Whiskey Alpha...Towautism...東和...Това...
>>29761326WHAT WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!
>>29761339Chimken...
>>297610293. sounds most likely imo
>it's another half-assed sleepy paypig milking stream where she rehashes the same lame bitsImagine having Mori as your oshi
>>29761326Nice pit
>>29761303https://9hentai.ru/g/69873/19/you asked...
Is Mori more feminine than usual today?
>Open Mori Stream>Poorly playing the crash theme on kazoo>Keep stream openGod I missed being able to see this cringe wigger live
>>29761288Like 100% sure, but melody has been coco's friend since her demonetization
>>29761274Kek wtf link?
>>29761213Utterly disgusting.
>>29761254Amelia's cuteness/day has reached exponential growth levels and has begun to spill over to the other ENs. By this time next month Azki will also be cuter than usual today.
Someone should ritualpost starting EN streams, goddamn. I'm 10 minutes late to Mori's stream.
Oh god the chicken song is actually bad. She used her speaking voice instead if her singing voice. She does have a singing voice right? Fuck that was really bad.Comparison time>Calli>https://youtu.be/5y3xh8gs24c>Ame>https://youtu.be/42QhdIradBc>Kiara>https://youtu.be/eDfMDkgheQYTo me Ame wins.
Is pretending to be sleepy like a SC-baiting thing or is she really that fucking tired? I don't want the Korone collab to be shit because she's halfway out of it because she stayed up doing a pointless talking stream.
>>29761270That edit is unreasonably based. Good work.
>>29760863If by that tattoo you mean my cum, then yes.
>calli knows crash bashthat takes me back
I think this is Mori right now. Calli doesn't fuck around with the kazoo
>>29761348>fuck enmaOkay
>>29761303only if your penis length is longer than the length of where the breasts are attatched to the chest, and the boobs have to be big and fat enough to press togetheryou basically need a giant cock and giant tits
>>29761310she already did friend
>I've been trying to find my destiny>But they keep pushing and pulling me astrayChimkenhime...
>Open Mori stream>She’s playing the Crash Bandicoot theme on kazoo>Leave stream open
>>29761274Imagine you are Kiara and you finally get to have a solo collab with you oshi. But then some indo dog come in and fucks her in front of you.
>>29761339You didn't need 6 guns, Tenchou...
>>29760639did she took down the tiktok?
>start saying something>get sidetracked by an akasupa>forget what she was sayingI don't post about Mori's akasupa shit usually but this is getting real annoying
>>29761263Oh fuck I know that Mori and Kiara looks at /jp/ hopefully I didn't inflate the prices >_<
>>29761134Wait it doesn't? Ah shit I've been in the wrong place.
>>29761373around 55 minutes
>>29761378There's an anon that usually does, must be asleep.
>>29761213IT WASNT JUST A PHASE IT WAS HER VERY BEING AFTER THE CALLIFAGS YOU'RE NEXT GLOBO HOLO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29761358it's great!
>>29761381>She used her speaking voice instead if her singing voice.could you imagine if Towa sang in her weird nasally voice.
>>29761200Imagine if Chocalate Royalty cosplayed as Kiara
Why did it sound like she was reading it off something
>>29761200I bet kiara already cosplays herself when she is depressed and it makes her feel better
>>29761274kfp chat has spoiled her, almost all fans and no trolls meas she trusts her chatso if it was real, that makes bringing moona along a slap in the face
>>29761373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAwnz9Ccomw&t=55m50sListen to the disappointment in her voice.
>>29761390This is true!
>>29761422True.
>>29761381Back to /cgl/
>>29761353It's called being 3D
yo she has the jitters
>>29761270Wrong version friend. Also should I make a Mori version?
>>29759803top kek
>>29761326AAAHH A REAL PERSON
>>29761382She showed up for a few streams tired by circumstance, some people thought her sleepy voice was cute, so she started scheduling late night sleepy zatsudans.
>>29761395And then she proceeds to ask for backseating in the middle of the song
>>29761254Indeed, she is, for some reason, extra extra cute today.
>>29761424Towa real voice turns me on
>>29761395That's chuuni af.
>>29761391Good thing I have both then :DD
Bros, doesn't Mori know that even possessing weed can land you with jail time in Japan?
>>29761288them being in Vshojo means they wont be joining holoEN in the future, atleast for nowas long as they stay in twitch, it's all good,shit like n*anners won't spill out
>>29761381To me, everyone wins because its more content for all of us to enjoy
>>29761428She definitely has it as a costume and stream in it. How hot is that.
>>29761382She's tired because she's been working on the animation for Kiara's song.
>There are multiple paypigs with my nameGave me a fucking heart attack each time
Why did she bring the cover phone to her nihongo lessons? Isn't it safer just to leave it at home, what would she even need it for?
>>29761410Then stop paying her money Anon.
What happened to Mori? She's even more tired than she was during her skip week.
Our boy is spilling her spaghetti over Kiara...
>>29760245this is how I imagine calli in real life
She doesn't sound feminine per se, more like insanely exhausted.
>>29761274That was seriously weird, she went completely silent for a moment, dropped a huge amount of spaghetti and even said.>I want to hear "Hey Kiara">>29761373http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAwnz9Ccomw&t=55m50s
>mori gushing over kiarawhat did the spa date do to my boy
Do you lads think streaming and having discord sex with Gura is helping Ame with her anger issues?
>>29761133>>29761187Mindbroken after I've had my way with her.
>>29761424I can't. I just can't. Kiara did it and it sounds weird. It sounds bad.
>>29761410I told you about the big ups bro
>>29761254>>29760975The Mori Calliope feminization arc continues along nicely thanks to a Stacy chicken.
MORI IS GOING TO STRIP ON STREAM
>>29761349Good job, anon! You guessed it right! But wait, there's more...What was her name again?
>those cute yawnsI'M GHOSTLINGING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Mori interested in singing nowSpa brainwash narrative is beginning to frighten me
>>29761382>is the bitch that thinks 5 hours a night is enough sleep tiredwhat do you think anon
>>29761135>The Gospel of Coco 3:16>For Kami so loved the world that he sent his only begotten holo, that whosoever believeth on her shall not perish, it have everlasting supas. Haachama died for your sins, repent.
>>29761446basedYou should,
MORI IS IN AN OL SUIT RIGHT NOW
>>29761462oh fugg benis AND biddies? :DDDD
>>29761348I recognize that music but don't remember what the fuck it's from.
>mori does a thank you stream every 100k subs>gura doesn't even care about her 1million subscribers
>she wants to try regular singing and not just rapWhat have they done to my boy
>>29760084It's also Thanksgiving. Real Americans are busy with family today, they'll check all the vods for today later after they commit stampede murder tomorrow morning.
>>29761381Is this the best falseflag you farm cunts can come up with?
>>29761495PIzza....
Cali is sleeping, quick donate big money to wake her up!
>>29761472I assume manager/staff talk to her through it. at minimum, may be the number the other girls use as well.
>>29761482Yes
>>29761482Yes, she gets angry at Gura during sex but Gura is angrier and bites the shit out of her while fucking
>>29761349TOW missile...
>>29761381>rap>singingpick one
>>29761432she sounds confused more than anything
This bitch ain't wearing pants...
Just popping in for a second. What are the narratives in the past 5 hours? Who is the literal ebodiment of Satan because she "said thing" this time?
>>29761467Substantiate your claims. Please.
>open Mori stream>she's not playing videogames once again>close stream
I wish I was Mori's pyjama pants.
>>29760833It's pretty good. Gets better for me as I keep re-playing.
>>29761466It's bad content. Chicken literallt counted down for this...
>>29761472She said she was having issues during the Crash stream, so she might have taken it to get repaired.
>You are now imagining Calli wearing loose fitting pajamas exposing her midriff
>>29761288They think that new group is a rival, or a competitor. That we would hate them for their attack.No, not at all. We praise their existence, though not for the reasons they would want. Their existence acts as a fly trap for all that would previously come here. Ironic weebs, who would once flock to us, will now flock to the group that caters to their tastes.What better way to misdirect the enemy from your ports at night, than by setting up a fake lighthouse, which leads their fleet into the rocks?
>>29761025did you show her your penis
>>29761274She's been publicly seething about Moona, why are you surprised?
>>29761466Based
>>29761495Chowa
>I'm really learning about currenciesYeah, no shit kek
Kek Mori knows about ARS
>>29761532>Hololive>VideogamesYou new around here?
>>29760579Each of those folders is a separate voice pack - it's just for a lot of these voice packs they release multiple different ones at the same time. They're much more expensive as well.
Akai Haato made Haachama commit suicide and leave the EN server.We can't let her get away with this.
>>29761424That would be hot.
>>29761532Videogames are debuff for Mori. She's at her best during zatsudans
>mfw H***t**** pisses away his uni fund again
>>29761344What? I thought her period was closer to the early/middle of the month.
>>29761495yogurt....
>>29761409These are usually pretty cheap, recently there was a "staying inside with your holo because it's raining" pack, and each one cost around 8 bucks for a 5mn audio file. They also do a Valentine's pack every year but it's a bit more expensive
Oh god, this headtaker guy is actually donating his college fund.
>>29761530Kiara said the 6 millions were
>>29761495Yogurt... You will have your revenge.
>>29761507Embrace itThe seiso idol transformation replacing the wigger rapper will be complete soon.There´s no stoping it now
>Song request>Flight of the ValkyriesShe doesn't know it does she.
I can't take it anymore bros. I think I'm in love
>>29761504sounds like fairy tail to me
>>29761539Why the fuck can you retards never spell properly?
>>29761495Yubi...
>>29761517
>>29761479>>29761475But she does this every single zatsudanShe was gushing about Kiara even before the spa date
>>29761161I like it
>>29761376daily cuteness reached singularity
With all this twitching, Mori's expression constantly drifts between horny and stoned.
>>29761495Riko from Love Live Sunshine?
>>29760965Just because it's temporary falsehood doesn't mean it can't be the truth in age where people idolize the beautiful lies and pursue them in truth
>>29761532Back to /v/ with you
>>29761438You can tell it's them because they keep trying to prop up Ame because seagulls think she's ugly and are free to use her as bait and they deliberately avoid talking about Gura entirely.
THIS FUCKING LIAR HIS FUCKING MONOPOLY MONEY CURRENCY ISN'T EVEN WORTH ONE EURO.
>>29761586You're a bit late to the party. Get in line.
Deadbraps are about to become more insufferable...
>>29761532Her best streams are the zatsudans
Is there a vtuber stronger than Calliope Mori?And I'm referring to Maximum Cringekino Calliope Mori with 100% Sleep and BFE v-jutsus (with the Spa Date ability) equipped with her Kazoo and control of the Ghostling and Ghost Rider, a complete EP, with 666d6 DNA implanted in her chest so she can perform Nerdcore Rap and stress release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in karaoke and zatsudans.
>>29761161best original song from HoloEN so far
>>29761497>MoriDon't you mean Calli, anon? Calli is such a feminine name for a such a feminine girl.
>>29761505Yeah Mori's a real narcissistic bitch.
>>29761478>I want to hear "Hey Kiara">Kiara wants to copy Pekora's greeting for Moona instead of getting her ownChicken...
>>29761597this is different because kiara is in chat
>>29761575Oh so Kiara bad now? Wasnt it Ina bad today? Wait no it was Gura bad. Or was it Mori bad.
>>29761288looked those three up.. who tricked women in "ironic anime nerd" circles into thinking pink/purple hair belle delphine shit is remotely interesting to look at
>>29761495Yoga...
>>29761495Chwapi...
>>29760571See >>29760541
>>29761603>I'm making faces I never knew I could beforeSounds exactly like a hentai doujin line. Drugged up Mori doujin when?
>>29761535>>29761533Begging for a tired edit
>>29761358It's working though. Already more SCs than Kiara's song + After Party.
>every single one of my dreams is coming trueAAAAA MORIIIIIII
>>29761288>veibae, moe and HER are still freeEN Gen 2 is saved
>>29761573Yeah cause Kiaras was kiiiinda like that but it was only 3 mins for around $20usd
>>29761254she's always cute as fuck on the sleepy fake ASMR streams when she drops character a little bit.
HER DREAMS CAME TRUE. OH NO SHE FUCKED A JAPANESE RAPPER.
DU
>>29761495Yogi...
>>29761674kek
Gura sounds so damn cute in today's Minecraft stream. Who knew getting a cold can actually make your voice sound better.
This low quality Live2D is actually great.
>Ever since I joined Hololive every single one of my dreams came trueGuys... We're going to die...
>>29761619>500 RON is 121.99USDHe pays even more for superchats. IN FUCKING ROMANIA
If you are so happy then can you finally drop 666d6 and focus more on this
>>29761569you guys are so fucking weird
Is Mori even a tomboy at this point?
What the fuck, Mori just said that Deadbeats are superior to Teamates, Chumbuts, Takos and KFP Employees!
>>29761674Lmao
>>29761633A Mori that did all of this but also just finished watching Critikal
>>29761674Kiara is neither Japanese nor a rapper.But Calli did get fucked pretty hard, though.
>>29761161Its literally the best song holo EN released so far. Nothing really comes close.
>turn on calli>shes sleepy>turn off calli
>>29761674Where do you think she left her phone?
>>29761288>Vshojo>true rivalGood one, Anon. You know who will be Vshojo audience? Excatly the same bunch of twitchfags as till now. Nobody on YT cares for Hololive rejects group
>>29761686She was just happy that Haachama was finally out of her server
>>29761495Yoshi
>>29761588They're autosending a post every minute and don't have enough time to spellcheck
>>29761288Melody's crew stream on twitch, different audiences, won't make much difference to either side.
>no songLOL
>>29761586CHUUUUU
>>29761704Go to sleep Chicken
>12 hour stream
>>29761693>Not even $100JESAS
>>29761647It was a joke anon calm your tits.The song wasn't exceptional or anything ultra incredible but people liked it, me included.
>>29761288>tfw gura never did a solo collab with a jp senpai because she was waiting for this
Mori, please stop overpromising, I fucking beg you
>>29761708>Excatly the same bunch of twitchfags as till nowAma fanbase
This is my first time seeing Mori as an actual girl
>>29760039Twappi's cover is just insane.
>tier 3 karaoke stream
>>29761599>remember when everyone simultaneously fell in love with her throughout the superliminal stream thinking she was going to offer the ultimate GFE>she proceeds to morph into her gremlin form only a week after
>>29761706>turn on calli>shes sleepy>get turned on
>12 hour Mori streamIMAGINE THE MONEY
>>29761701ANON SHE IS ALREADY TO POWERFUL!
>>29761698she said she had the best fans during her last karaokeame was in her chat and agreed with her
>>29761704Anon, your having ears reps...
>Kiara and Pekora Minecraft collab>Moona joins the server>Hey Moona>Pekora spends her time trying to type in English to Moona>Kiara, can you help me write something to Moona?Chimkin...
>>29761697Yes, this is part of the tomboy experience.
>Another KaraokeHow much do you want to bet it's the same as last time?
>Mori's dream was to be on a ironic weeb anituber shitcastI fucking hate this bitch. She's ruining hololive
>Was so busy that she couldn't make the song in timeMori please just stop taking on so much work for fucks sake
>>29761460Yeah, she already said the lyrics are awful.
>i have too much work to meet my deadlines>so i'll work more to compensatefucking STOP
>>29760268Did someone already draw a chicken deflating like Barney?
>>29761697Kiara mindbroke her...
>>29761757haha, it's lulu...
OVER PROMISINGunder delivering
https://poal.me/5vwboe
>>29761697Isn't half the point of a tomboy being able to get her to embrace her own sexuality?
>>29761784She said the person making the track is causing the delay, which is clearly not her.
t-this isn't our boys, brosI don't want to fall for this cute girl
>>29761686Don't know if something happened to her, but I think the fact that she was making actual decent progress, instead of placing 3 blocks randomly and getting wheat from her farm, truly increased the quality of the stream and her morale too for sure.
>>29761789I love our boy, but she is fucking retarded at times.
>mori doing a collab with koroneoh god how hard will the dog insult her
>>29761740>one of the best singing performances on holo en to date>"it was ok"??
>>29761288Eh, if anything, with that roster I feel like they're gonna self-destruct real soon.
>>29761741Gura left twitch shit to join Hololive for a reason. She fucking hates them all
>>29761495
>I'm not that sleepyShe lied as naturally as she breathed
Good to bed Mori, your Korone collab...
>>29761792you got some weird ideas, enma.
>>29761768Really she said pretty girly anon
>>29761801Beautiful.
>>29761771Probably won't be far off, considering she doesn't have much time to prepare and it will likely need to be archivable
Bad choices? You got one
>>29761792Hey Enma! have a good day!
>>29761804She also said that is because she didn't respond to his messages in a timely manner.
>>29761310I bet she already did
>>29761498I sleep about 5 hours a night but I don't go to work and act like I just slammed a fistful of Xanax.
Mori, your sleep reps, onegai
>>29761821>not TW flagngmi
>over promises>misses deadlines>takes on more workMori how about you FUCKING STOP
>>29761757Lulu-chan
Wait is soulful just a codeword for "its not good in a technical aspect but I still love it" ?
this bitch overworking herself to death when all I want her to do is build a damn house in minecraft
HAHAHA SHE PROCRASTINATED WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
>>29761740>one of the best singing performances on holo en??? what are you on, I want the same
>ILL JUST WORK HARDERFucking retard, please some T3 member smack sense into her. Her quality is dropping.
Why does she keep talking about the live show superchats? she has over a week before that that hasn't been read.
>>29761808She took her meds like she was supposed to.Unlike /jp/.
will hinotori be able to beat that ame asmr rap
>so busy with the kusotori song we won't get the monthly song she promisedWell gee thanks chicken. You could've pushed your MV a week to be considerate of your friend but your Thanksgiving gag date was better than Mori's promise to us I guess.
>>29761838Enjoy your vacation sadboy.
>Bad choicesOnly one, and it's THOSE forbidden creatures that are beyond 2D comprehension
>>29761852secret
Stop concernfagging
>>29761810>doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANi2z_q7cBg
>>29761820>still says twitch emotes>made an xqc joke onceYeah she sure hates them
>>29761741>everyone keeps forgettinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmm8ig9P_Ak
>>29761852Yes? It's that obvious?
>>29761875Jesus even Kiara NTRs you guys
>>29761852It's for "it's bad but since I like the person I wanna pretend it's good"
STOP TAKING ON OBLIGATIONS THEN YOU FUCKING RETARD
>supposed to be a quick thank you>wants to stay with us for longerdeadbros, i think i'm falling in love for my boy...
She wants the spa date...
>week without obligations damn she needs that
>wakes up>rakes in the cash>"everyones telling me to go to rest, ok bye"This woman is a genius, i can see the appeal lads.
>>29761854I FUCKING TOLD YOU.I'VE BEEN SCREAMING AT THIS THREAD FOR TWO DAYS.I KNOW SOMEONE WITH HER EXACT WORK HABITS AND EXCUSES.I WANT TO BELIEVE SHE FUCKING HEARD ME.God i want to strangle this retard.
>>29761810I doubt she will unless Mori does something retarded like reading out akusupas during the collab, even then I think she might make small jabs at her at most
Why would you use fucking Geekjack? Use Booth instead. https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2533383
http://poal.me/tj40u8http://poal.me/tj40u8http://poal.me/tj40u8
why is there a weed pipe on screen?
>>29761697
>I don't wanna do anything for a week>apart from spaHow strong is the KFP Mindfucker6000?
>>29761802Yes, but that not suppose to be common. It's suppose to be uncommon and she's suppose to be emberessed about it.
This woman desperately needs Cover to help her figure out her visa situation.Like seriously Cover, get your shit together. You're at risk of losing one of your biggest moneymakers due to burnout because you won't help her get out of her wageslave job that she doesn't need for money, just to be able to legally stay in the country.
I'm also procrastinating right now
>>29761792Let Haachama stay on the EN server!
https://streamable.com/akhdbjHow can Mori compete
>>29759792Based Koopa.
Mori's fishing for a millionaire husband pretty damn hard.To be completely honest I don't enjoy sleepy reaper, it's so manipulative.
>Mori mentioned Cocooh no no no chinkbeats!?
>>29760457It's too late. She's already been programmed to kill the prime minister of Malaysia.
>>29761944do ghostlings really?
>>29761956>Cover>help
>>29761816Eh 4 of them hang out and stream together constantly. They're closer than almost anyone in Hololive are with each other. The other ones I don't know anything about.
>other fans want to rest their head on their oshi's lap and tell them they are doing their best>deadbeats want Mori to rest her head on their laps and tell her she is doing her best
>>29761897I don't know how to tell you, anon, but "twitch lingo" is just how everyone talks now. Its like complaining that someone said "I'm doing good" instead of "I'm doing well."
>>29761956She already said that all obligations aside she won't stop because she won't break her promises.
>>29761971PLEASE NOOO
>>29761897At least she doesn't actually use them unlike a certain cringe rapper.
>>29761948To be fair, Japan has some really nice Spa facilities.
>>29761939Booth doesn't accept foreign cards
>I wanna cover HinotoriAre you ready for the mogging, bros?
The shills are in overdrive this morning
>Mori covers Hinotori>Gets more views than HinotoriHow do you react
>Mori is going to mog Kiara on her own songThis woman has no chill
>>29760666English only if you don't count that 80% of it was in chink
>>29761963wtf I love mumble rap now
I dislike Mori and think there would have been better candidates for hololive.
>>29761956>Cover>Doing anything to help their talentsHow fucking new. It took multiple death threats and even then Cover barely dragged its feet to protect their talent in a backwards way.
>>29762008
>>29762008unsurprised
>hinotori karaoke isn't the jap in that song too advanced for mori?
>>29761991Actually true
>she worked herself too hard because she had to finish that shit of a song for chickenHoly shit. Just kill chicken already
>>29761991Yeah, she's pretty great at bringing out my inner concernfag.
>>29761897what was the joke
Some more Moona & Coco MC interaction
>>29761956HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29762008Unfazed.
>Mori planning to absolutely MOG Kiara
BY HOLY DECREE OF GAWR GURA I GIVE YOU "MORI REFORMATION"
>finished an unannounced collab featureNARRATIVES?
>>29762005Yes it the fuck does. I bought one of Botan's packs for her la-lion~ just fine
>>29762035Gura speaks zero (0) Japanese and can cover songs just fine. You just have to repeat what you hear, not understand it.
>>29762006>>29762008>>29762011>>29762008As always
>>29762007This post implies of a magical time throughout the day when shills are, in fact, not in overdrive.
>>29762008Not surprised given the fact that Mori has more viewers
>>29762035Japanese lyrics =/= Japanese grammarCan also just read romaji
>>29762035You don't need to understand a song to sing it. just pure mimicry will do the job.
>>29762070cometcometcomet
>>29762006>>29762008>>29762011Mori's still fighting bros...
>>29761852It's codeword for passion project
>>29762035She doesn't need to understand the lyrics, just make the sounds
>>29761852Finally figured it out Anon? It’s basically a cope. Keep this in mind when watching an Ame karaoke
>BoogeyvoxCool.
>>29762035>implying you need to actually know the languageAnonchamaa?!
>>29762070The three JP song collabs she's been talking about, anon.
>>29761183PO-TAY-TO
>>29762008Die of schadenfreude
>>29762031I like Mori and I'm glad you're wrong.
>>29761963Coco has way more soul
>>29762070Rene!!!!
VOXX collab and the top 100 mentioned
Your boy just came.
>>29761956>Cover>Doing anythingDo you even remember when we found out Cover had bought Kiara a new PC thing? The thread response was massive
>Boogey VoxxI KNEW ITFUCKING IRL FRIENDS COLLABS ARC HERE WE GO
>>29761991I also want to do that to Gura
That yawn sounded so sweet
>>29759882Simple as.
>>29762035No, you can memorize words even if you don't understand them (see Gura's jp songs), it just depends on the speed and cadence of the lyrics. I don't think the song was particularly hard.
>>29761896>E>日i chuckled
>>29761587I've never watched it, but I'm going through a bunch of music compilations to try and find it.Gotta say, there's a lot of good music in here so at least I gained something if I can't.
>>29762008>>29762054Moona what are you doing The chinks...
I can't believe Coco just called Moona an NPC
>when charlie collab>I'm trying so hardBack to Mori hate everyone.
I hope you're doing your rrat reps
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BITCH. STOP TRYING TO COLLAB WITH NON HOLOS.
>>29761348Ohs shit there was still an hour and a half more of this?
COVER IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE SHIT COLLABfuck yes
>>29762093I hope they can get a song collab to happen, it would be pretty neat.
Sounds like cover told her to fuck off with the crit1kal collab.
FUCK THESE CHARLIEFAGS
Based, I love her bros.
>>29760036Tbh Haachama is pure meme english songs, those songs she covers are just in a meme tone (not serious). Or are you gonna tell me she sings them seriously? But ye I get what you're saying.
Brrrrrap
Well, /hlgg/, what do you think?
Fuck's sake, Mori...
Cover stopped her lmao
Oh, a cover with Boogey Voxx? So you're planning some indie collabs, Calliope-chan? Well, my DMs are always open...
Can Mori just take another week off please? She's clearly over exhausted and working herself too hard again. I'd rather miss a week of content if that means she'll be able to stick to her obligations.
>Cover won't let her do a collab with criticalholy fucking based
I'm turning into a Mori anti
>>29762134Her favorite chuuba, pls andersan.
>C*****eGoodnight.
>>29760036They just complained last night about her speaking too much English, so this isn’t true anymore, sorry to say.
>>29761944She goes on spa dates with her GF once a week. She's fine.
>Cover did something
>>29761991Well yeah, then you just have to turn her face slightly down and shove your waist up
>>29762162where is her original song.....
>>29762130Indonesians periodically beat Chinese immigrants to death in the streets, Moona don't give a fuck.
GET YOUR FUCKING KAZOO OUT OF THE WAY RETARD, I NEED TO CAPTURE CUTE SCREENSHOTS!
>>29762168She should take a week off every week
>management blocked cr1tikal collabNice
>>29762008I wouldnt be surprised at all
This but Gura trying to get back Musedash perms... please...
Persona 3 and Charlie permissions begging stream incoming.
Nepotism Voxx collab?
>>29762150>Cover>Doing anythingDo you really
Cover stopped it. Based
>>29762071What's on Botan pack by the way? Does she make fun of your tiny aiming skills?
Based Cover blocking that collab.
>>29762105Please! Please...
>>29762162I dunno about that one
>>29760646The Nazca channel was created by a schizo from this board. It couldn't possibly be more obvious, but I guess SEAniggers will fall for literally anything when their brain is full of nothing but drugs and Jollibee.
i dont understand why people hate collabs with men so much
>>29762138>New quest>Get 20 (You)s on /jp/I really need to get "Naive rrat Identification" to level 4
>no critikal collabDisappointing. I bet charlie would love to collab with Mori.
>Killing off cr1tikalYAGOO, I kneel...
>>29761992So you're saying "I'm doing pretty PogChamp" is comparable to "I'm doing good"?
So when does manager-san break it to her that Persona 3 stream ain't gonna work.
>>29760431>imagine blowing thousands to fund some gaijin slut to stay in Japan, getting all hyped to lose your virginity, and then she just gives you a high five and ghosts you.holy shit is that what happened? Is this the source of the schizo rage?my tenchou has been a winner from the start
>>29760328She'd actually need to know japanese for that, unless someone else writes the lyrics.
>>29762130she could use the viewer bump
>>29762162Not really
>>29762035Might help with memorizing it, but you can do so without. I can recite a fair few anime themes without knowing jack shit in terms of Japanese.
>>29762162Listing to Gura sing made be understand why people become idolfags
Does Fatlus object streaming persona, or is it just a precaution to avoid issues with copyright later?
>>29762147>>29762150>>29762164>>29762170>>29762181What did she say?
>She really is going to do the persona 3 begging streamGood luck with than one Mori because Atlus are cunts
Keep hoping LMAO
>>29762070Her pet snek
Atlas permissions onegai
>>29762165>>29762105Wrong.
>>29762162No, she's just being carried by her design etc.
>>29759793no social media though so can a tako help me out
>2019 guy karaokeplease no >My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend>You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win>'Cause I'm a cuck>And I hope he fucks her good>In a way, I wish I could
>>29762237I'm pretty sure they object it
>>29762238Shes fighting for the collab but "Things are difficult"
>Mori turns deadbeats into her personally armykek. Truly an oldfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ6uE3oi38Mimagine the Ring Fit Adventure stream
>>29762130Moona's too god damn based to care
>>29762189Ok, first time I will call an indo "based"
>>29762237Of all the Japanese companies that get autistic about streaming, they are the most autistic.
Someone should aka her with Darksiders as a suggestion. I typed it in chat but it probably got ignored over the Atlus dogeza.
KRAKAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>I'll sing 2019 Guy in the unarchived karaokeThat's kinda fucking yabai holy shit
even if mori somehow got persona 3 permissions it would take her like a year to get through it on stream
>>29762239does she really think they'll give a shit?
Calli's starting to sound like Mori right now How do we stop the reconversion
>>29762246Way better and SOULful than any professional shit they shit out just to increase their e-dicksIf I were Ame I'd pick this one
>>29762250Seiso as f-word, do it Mori
>>29762250Based
>>29762221Yes.
>>29760215>don't want to interact more with her audience>humbleoge!
>>29762237Atlus hates streaming in general
Atlus isn't going to give her permisson
>>29762209Collab with the homostars sure, not random faggots that have nothing to do with Hololive that bring retards like you here
>approves Trash Taste collab>denies Cr1tikal collabWhat is Cover's logic here?
>>29762237The went nuclear on Persona 5 streams to avoid spoilers, I think something similar happened to P4G PC. But I have no clue how P3 would go since nobody streams it.
>open stream>my boy is numberfagging>leave the stream open because she's winning son
>>29762245We all know Gura is just carried by >Her amazing singing voice>How cute she is>Her love for her friendsOk I honestly did forget the rest of the copypasta
>>29762187Already recorded and in-production, along with her merch.
>>29762250Fuckin based.
>>29761852No. If you need to ask what soul is, you'll never truly be able to understand.
>>29762244>>29762165Kon...ririsya....
>All my dreams are coming true!>Notto so fastu カレン
>>29762238she's trying for a game collab and she said he isn't the one saying no but that he can collab on a song
>>29762303Kadokawa
Mori's face...
>>29762237Atlus have long held a belief that if people are permitted to watch streams of their games, they won't play them. Every other dev (almost) understands this is retarded and streams are basically free advertising for your game, but sasuga JP company not knowing how anything on the fucking internet works
Jesus fucking christ Coco...
>we hit 300 subsCalli really put those expectations low
I WANT TO EAT MORI'S FLESH
>>29762303TT isn't waving giant dildos around on stream?
>>29762250Do you not want to hear this?
>>29760431Based chikin.
>people think that Cover would let the collab critikalCover won't even let coco collab with Melody. It isn't surprising at all. What is surprising is that Haachama manage to get away with shit that Cover obviously won't allow.
>>29762303They made a mistake for the first one.
>>29762301hololive is not your secret club, retard
I bet those retarded deadbeats gonna spam on r*ddit complaining about Mori not being allowed to collab with critikal any time now.
>>29760029>WasSo she's no longer one?
>>29762303Trash taste is affiliated with a japanese company.
>no charlie collab because of coverNow THIS is what they should do for their talents
>>29762303Trash Taste are with Kadokawa
>>29762127That was slightly clever. I want to see more smashed korone.
>>29762303Trash Taste = KadokawaCritikal = ???It's that simple.
>>29759793>takodachis barely talk about Ina itt compared to other fanbases and their oshi because they keep doing repsIm kneeling
>>29762278Dunno but i'm sure Atlus will not give her permissions
>>29762303DRUGS!
>>29761960have you met your quota for today, haatons?
>>29762259I fucking hate that everyone was shitposting during that and didn't even fucking UOOOOOH once.
>>29762265Wasn't it after there was that one streamer who shit on Persona 4 really hard making Atlus go full nuking on streams?
>>29762294To be fair, at least Gura streams.
Stop begging for permissions and play Blasphemous already
>>29762303One is backed by Kadokawa and leads to sponsorships (see: TRPG, Kiara bookwalker sponsorship)The other's a dude that literally plays with giant dildos as part of his regular content
>>29762227You know, I could imagine chicken doing doing this while doing the Pekora laugh
>>29762237Yes, Atlus and 99% of Japanese companies are very anal about permission.
>>29762250Those lyrics are about me fucking Kiara in front of more :)T. Amelia
>>29762303Same reason they're apparently okay with him doing some pre-recorded stuff. They can check it for yabs and then they're okay.
>>29760431Wtf I'm a kiarafag now
>>29761183Alright this is about as much effort as I'm willing to put in.
>>29762190She saw your comment
>>29762303They saw trash taste and decided to never do it again.
>300 subsdunno why but i can't stop LMAOing
>>29762303>What is Cover's logic here?racism jap trash good us trash bad
I would be totally fine with a song collab with cr1tikal actually, seems like a decent idea
>>29762303TT doesn't tell stories about getting fisted in public while high on meth?
>>29762281youre a faaaaaaaaaaaaag
>ahegao
Why do fags say Kiara is a "Failed Idol"? She sings pretty good from what I've seen today.
Get fucked retards that wanted a collab with cr1tikal. Idolchads run this shit, you either accept that or seethe for eternity
>I didn't even know that my mouth could open like thisMori...
>>29762303They can control Trash Taste.
>>29762301Mori collab'd with anitubers before.
>>297612194000JPY. It's just up to the holo if they want to do that or not.
Per...missssh...missions...
>>29762334>Haachama manage to get away with shit that Cover obviously won't allow.Like that indie vtuber competition or something like that, right?
>>29762329But they did have a porn star on
>atlus blocking holos from streaming their gameFUCKING BASED.
>>29762237they let nijisanji play persona 4 golden, but they didn't let them monetize it or even stream the ending to the gamethey're pretty retarded
>>29762258Which holoEN fanbase hasn't militarized at this point, officially or not?
>I didn't even know my mouth could open like thisMori...
I don't watch Mori, what was her exact wording for not being able to collab with 2 Penis Jesus?
>>29762227She did it once and 2ch blew up, she became a NNliver anyway, which solved her problems for a long time. She did it again and the guy's buddy set out to ruin her life, and now she became a Hololive anyway, which will solve her problems probably forever. At least if she doesn't blow all her income on Pekora pillows, I mean.So far as the source of the schizo rage in general, yes, but also take in consideration her stacy aura is so strong she attracts fury from no confidence menhara automatically.
>>29762304They'd probably want to keep that stream free as well to keep open the option of a remake one day
Your boi is being really cute deadbraps
Just saw the Hachama vod, how ba was the meltdown? I missed all the narrative and blame flinging threads
>aSHE SAID THE THING
>>29762369garlic yo
>>29762303You can control the first one, a cr1itkal collab couldn't be livestreamed.
>>29762392Mori looking extra dumb today...
>>29762377Remember when Youtube videos would get stuck at 301 views? Imagine the numberfagging for trying to predict the real number
>>29762303Actually protecting their talent for once
>>29761820She and Amelia are still Twitch streamers to the core. From mannerisms to the way of providing "content". Their chat is also 100% Twitch tards.
>>29762237Even Hana had to stop her P4G playthrough, so Niji isn't safe either. Shame too, since the little cultural tidbits she added to her commentary made it pretty fun.
>>29762209It's not about him being male. If you watched Cr1tikal's stuff you'd know why Cover would be opposed to associating with him. He's a level or two above Coco's content which already straddles the line.
>>29762369i thought aqua was meant to be the onion
>>29762303They probably saw the dildo video.
My boy is looking a lot cuter than usual today.
THE TEETH
>>29762326Ame's goal was 100k. They all thought EN would get ID numbers.
i wish she'd play doom more instead of a permission begging stream
>Trying to get ATLUS permissions>Trying to get Konami permissions>Trying to get a cr1tikal collabManager-san, just tell her that none of this possible and that she should focus on other things.
>>29762446I've never felt so much on Twitch while being on Youtube as when watching Amelia
>>29762410And they had a manager sitting in the room for Mori's interview and veto power if they needed something cut.
>>29762452Aqua is an onion, Shion is garlic.
>>29762005Are you retarded?
>>29762336Go back to watching anitubers you whiny faggot
>>29762420The shitbird because i don't think cult with bootleg guns count
>>29762464Our boy is sort of stubborn, if you hadn't noticed
>these facesMORI STOPPLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT
>>297624034000JPY for all of them or 4000JPY for each of them? Cause all of them isn't too bad desu
Is Mori the EN answer to Rushia?>bad at video games>superchat magnet>notorious for voice
>>29762431Peaked at maybe a 6-7/10 but had a decent tail and maintained for a few hours.
>>29762303>One is a deal between 2 companies>Another is a girl who wants to do something just because she canI love Mori but a Charlie collab shouldn't happen, just based off the fact that we need to keep Western Cancel Culture aids out of this whole thing. Though I would be OK if they just did 1 collab and nothing else ever. But continuous collabs (and more with western ecelebs) will only end badly
>>29762303Cover only allowed trash taste because it's prerecorded and could be vetted to prevent yab. Mori and Cr1tikal would want their collab to be live which will Cover will absolutely not accept given some of the things Cr1tikal has done.
>>29761944Is Mori a sexually frustrated person?>>29762177Those aren't dates, because she's the ultra-heterosexual of Hololive.
>>29762389>t. Der ewige Neufreund
>>29762329>coco get a free pass if she talks about buttplugs and brazilian waxing but not Cr1tikal smdh just admit that you guys are purityfags
>>29762406Or that collab with the sex vtuber/teacher. How the fuck did Haachama get away with doing that shit.
Big Mori is a dangerous thing.
>>29762483She should take a fucking hint
>>29762464No, because then she wouldn't have an excuse to not stream more often.
Holy shit she sounds like Mythra I just realised
>>29762306>her consistently entertaining output>her light-hearted gamer approach to horror games that makes people want to play them>her cute shrieks while playing horror games>how good she is at some games>ame x gura>the low value she places on human life
>>29762352Sorry anon I fell asleep to her lovely voice
>>29762303>no more narratives about gura collab with the other twitch guygood for me
H O W D Y
>>29762474Forgot about that, I blame the onion for rotting my brain.
>>29762460Mori is terrible at video games and not in the funny way
>>29762464>>29762483She high on getting shit done
>>29762303What do you think got them to deny a Cr1tikal collab the most?
>AWRA AWRA HOWDYHoly shit my sides
>>29762494VShoujo is now a company
>>29762494cover said he could be on a song of hers
>>29762446Their chat still hasn't got the memo that raids aren't a thing on Youtube.
>>29762400Yes obviously, it shouldn't become a normal thing though
>one million subs ara aralol our dork
>Gap moe howdyThat's a new one, Mori
>need 1mil to get a proper ara araI know you have connections deadbeats, get 300k more people to sub to her as soon as possible.
>that Southern accent slipES ELLA
>>29762464she's out of touch with hololive culture she doesnt know shit
She's having as much fun with it as we are lolcute
I wanna be a cowboy.
Great content, Mori...
holy shit pekora x kiara is actually happening??I'll take this as the final boss of vtubing, after this I'm finally out of this shithole. except for the occasional peko stream of course.
>Tune in for Mori's stream because her face looks cute>She does her "har har" tomboy voiceMy dick confused.
>hey chat~>HOWDYI fucking love this bitch.
Are half of Moris streams just celebration streams and superchat readings? She makes less actual content than Ayame
>>29762492It's a tie between her and Kiara
During the Kiara swimsuit stream and a drawing stream bedore that, Ina said she made many drawings of herself. And yet we only have a few of them on her twitter. What kind of drawings did she make, that she's so unwilling to share?
>The gapMORI CALLIOPETHE BOY AND THE GIRLWE WERE BLIND AAAAAAAAAAA SHE TOLD US FROM THE BEGINNING
You heard her guys1 million subs for the full power ara ara
>>29762200I don't actually remember and my computer is MIA at the moment.
>>29762540Him playing Among Us with AoC
I LOVE AMELIA I LOVE AMELIA I LOVE AMELIA I LOVE AMELIAPLS GOD PROTECT ME FROM THE TEMPTATION UNDER THE NAME OF MORI
>>29762424>She did it again and the guy's buddy set out to ruin her lifeis that the guy with the dumb jroach or whatever name?The absolute state. I fucking love this bird.
>>29762487For the entire set.
>>29762507Yeah i don't get that at all is it just "It okay when someone in our group do it"
Holy fuck I'm so sleepy I can hardly keep my eyes open
>>29762389They weren’t talking about Kiara specifically
MoririnThe membership schedule
Can I just thank all of you for not having an absolute shitfit over chicken's song?
>>29762508Haachama is a retarded senior, I'm sure she knew what she was doing and Cover obviously trusted h er.
>>29762326This sentiment has been mentioned by most of EN at one point or another I believe, they really did think they were going to be around the ID level. It's odd to think that from their perspective it's just you and your friends that are going to be just a minor offshoot of a larger company and then your branch ends up overshadowing nearly the entire company in just a few months
I never noticed how Mori raises her eyebrows.
ourgirl is qt uwu kawaii
>>29762540Go to his channel and one of the first video thumbnails is him sitting between 2 giant uncensored dicks
>1m baitingcan she make it
HER cover when, Mori?
>>29762565You forgot Moona anon
Just woke up and I gotta agree with people that Kiaras song suffers by her using the Kiara voice stringently for it. Its not necessarily bad, but knowing she has better range when not using the voice kinda cheapens it. Could have been like a 9/10, but in its current for its like a 7/10
>>29762570No. she's over a week behind on superchats. this is just her weekly zatsudan.
>>29762389>She sings pretty goodHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29762570Probably. At least for now. She's restructuring her set-up. Playing games on PC is hard for her and also, her main focus is music, which takes time.
Sleepy Mori is so girly...
>>29762336>>29762400for me it's not being men or even being ouside of hololive, but it does bother me that is only fucking trend hoppers and people that don't understand and doesn't care to understand the Hololive culture
The Return of the King
>>29762578There's no god here today.Just Mori.
>>29762494>Just one collabThat was TT. It was bad. Time to move on and block every other attempt of literal cancer trying to collab.
>>29762608but can she move her ears?
FUCK OFF GO STRIDER
>>29762389schizo narrative. She was an actual idol but got fucked by the antis+industry.
>>29762571Non-consensual squishy hair-touching.
>>29762246I would brother but my one and only twitter account I only use to shitpost so I don't think I should be the one tweeting this. Any other takobro can help this one guy?
>>29762480and go hang yourself you absolute mong
>check Ames parade floats >the absolute amount of nothing and garbageI thought /hlgg/ would rep up here too
>I've got big long one
Move over, Mori emotes. We're getting the Calli emotes soon!
>>29762551>>29762555DO IT!!!
Mori has made 10k today between her two streams
>>29762548it doesnt help that Gura keeps using twitch emotes when she talks
>>29762303The yab risk is too big and there's not enough to gain from that.
>>29762598No prob, wouldn't want to ruin a big moment for the KFP
Why is it always zoomed?
>>29762622>her main focus is musicperhaps she should have been a musician then isntead of a vtuber?
>Gura eats cereals with water and milk
>a big long one (huhgah) that I'm looking up at right nowbros...
>>29762347Even a lot of their posts during the her streams are them showing the results of their reps
>>29762565>the final boss of vtubingthats the day gura passes kizuna ai anonchama
>>29762540I got this >>29762611 other day and I don't even know the guy
>>29762508Haachama cannot be reasoned with
Oh so Mori is done with shitty unrelated collabs? Might actually watch her now.
>>29762611What's wrong with sucking dick?
>>29762623My boy in the streetsMy girl in the sheets
>>29762565Less than 11 hours remain
It's insane how quickly she's jumping between Calli and Mori today
>>29762389How the fuck can you think that nasally voice good?
holy shit I wanna kiss the reaper
>>29762663who?
>Mori's face when Kiara reaches THAT spot
>>29762508You think cover can say shit to Haachama?
>>29762565Something bad is gonna happen during the collab. I can’t tell you what it is but my butt is clenched....
>>29762661Anon, do you know hololive?
>>29762570Yes. She's overworker, please understand.
>>29762598I mean, it was alright.
>>29762661Anon, all the EN girls had some form of online presence before, but all of them (outside of Gura) had middling actual viewers counts.
Morifags BTFO. Calli in the house now
>>29762649The worst ones are the people that just added strings to existing fan art. At least the people uploading paint doodles kind of tried.Real drawfags are probably taking their time, there's still 6 hours left.
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL HER TO FOLLOW HOLOLIVE ETIQUETTES BEFORE GETTING KAROU'D
>>29762670You mean both forms because she keep getting 10k subs
>>29759974Smdh not even dogfuckers know that their oshi isn't fake except for her "doggo" accent.
>>29762663Why is Gura so nasty?
will cover really let her sing 2019 guy at her karaoke?
>>29762687She's mastered the gap. God help us all of she learns how to weaponize it from Rushia and Lammy
It's 2am go to bed bitch.
>>29762654>Stream for 3 hours>Make 3.5kSounds like she's successful, despite what Schizos say
>>29762389>She sings pretty goodShe is holding back. Her actual idol voice is miles better. I'd post some examples but I'd get shitposted to hell and back with "hurr, studio edited, of course it sounds different, durr" and get banned for 3 days due to "off-topic" posting.
>>29762667bono is in her room...
>>29762686>4amah, fuck
>>29762431>gura isa bitch and flexed her numbers to have hachama banned >Cover just now got wind of that was going on with the GEN 0 thingie and called hachama back in line>Hachama got dishartened no one collabed with her in the server and left>The takamori collab made her realize she's not ready for a collab where she'd be treated like a smepai or even on equal grouds and left in shame>Shit's just borng and not bringing in the numbers that she was expectingI think I covered the main ones there
>>29762604Yeah, Kiara still gets shit for having a 100k celebration a day or two after her debut but everything the girls have said and behind the scenes organisation (or total lack of) on Cover's part does support the narrative that no one thought they'd get over a couple hundred thousand quickly.
Is it gay to want to kiss your homie good night?
>>29762602where did you get this haachama gif?
>>29762453which one?
>>29762661How new?
>>29762587essentially, unfortunately the people round these parts never claimed not to be massive fucking hypocrites so they just say "yes and" when you point out the retardation
>>29762608why does everyone have a better rig than gura
>>29762661Do you know what hololive is, anon?
GOD FUCKING DAMN I CAN'T STOP LOVING OUR INCREDIBLY CUTE BOY
>>29762508>manager tries to tell haachama not to do something>she just starts screaming HAACHAMACHAMA until they leave
>>29762570She has a day job.
>join company >lose freedom Mori should be able to do whatever she wants, she's a huge money maker both literally and figuratively.
>>29762643Nerve touched? Go jerk yourself off to twitch faggots kek
IT'S BEENFORTY MINUTES
>>29762373I'm actually spooked and grateful
>>29762723It won't be saved so who the fuck care!
SHE LAUGED AT MY JOKE
>Forcing Korone to do her reps.Absolutely based
>>29762687Shes growing unstable
>>29762598It was just ok anon claim down
>66 minute DeadDog collab confirmed
>>29762736No, I'd recommend it actually.
>mori is going to hospice
>>29762752No, Cover had the right call this time.
>66 minute collab confirmed
>collabs gonna be 66 minuteswtf mori
can't these collabs be longer than 66 minutes
Which underrated toober deserves a float?
>>29762657it doesn't help when Mori has an actual Pog emote
>>29762757Yeah that sounds pretty reasonable.
>>29762507COPE
>>29762716She is rapidly switching between the two
>>29762458
>GETTING HER NAILS AND HAIR DONELOOK HOW KIARA MASSACRED MY BOY
>get her nails & hair done
>>29762622>She's restructuring her set-upIsn't she doing that for the past 3 months by now?
>>29762729it is studio edited. chicken fagjust accept her singing voice is garbage
>>29762752No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c747jYku6Eo
What the fuck. Is she addicted to the spa now?
>>29762718I don't think she can get Miko pregnant , anon
she's going back to the spait's over
UOOOHOOOOHHHH MORI HOTSPRING GETTING HER HAIR AND NAILS DONE (FOR JER BOYFRIEND (US))
>>29762446And yet they're the most popular ENs in these threads. Sounds like what the western fanbase wanted was just twitch streamers without politics.
bimbofication off the charts
Morifags BTFOCallichads can't stop winning
>>29762658Charlie's fanbase is huge, imagine how many new fans hololive will get from a collab
Okay, now she's just fucking with Morifags
>I'm gonna get my nails done>I'm gonna get my hair doneWhat the FUCK happened to my boy?
>>29762789Calli chads keep winning!
Did anybody else just see the giant float of Gura's puffy cunny come by in the Thanksgiving parade just now?
>>29762746Because Gura is like Pikamee, she's a cartoon character, and she's supposed to be simple.
My boy is girlier than usual today...
>>29762570She actually has a work unlike Ayame that just enjoy sucking dicks on her off time.
>>29762389She IS a failed idol. Her signing and dancing are not stellar, even admitted on stream that she had given up and was over it.
>>29762798If you have money to go to a spa, and you've been in one before, you're gonna wanna come back a lot
don't worry guys the next spa date has no kiara no brainwashing
>>29762773Ame, don't look!
>>29762587I like it as long as it says "Hololive" on it.
>>29762737By reading the threads
>>29762768SHE WAS SCANNING THE HORIZON!
NO MORI, DONT GO TO THE SPATHEY PUT SOMETHING IN THE WATER
>By herselfRIP my boy. Long live the Queen Calli!
>>29762303Like some anon was saying before, I think they want any collabs with non-vtubers to be pre recorded stuff they can audit. Trash Taste is a prerecorded podcast so they were fine with it
>spa>getting nails doneFUUUUCK YOUUU KIARAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH
>>29762797pekora will stream the collab tho?
>>29762817sissificationi'll never forgive kiara...
>>29762815Spicy bait.
>>29762661I doubt she would gain the same traction for her music without the avatar and brand backing her. But that's just a guess.
>>29762717This. Expect a Tako invasion 3 hours from now
>>29762794Yeah but getting a new flat in japan is a pain and from what I've gathered is that she has barely enough room for the equip.
>>29762649Amelia announced it too late, should have announced it a day or two earlier
>>29762789>>29762793>>29762798>>29762802>>29762817She's going back for her next feminization session.
Mori's naked body surrounded by Japanese grandmas....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3KGCWaKdh4
KIARA BE LESS OF A PRUDE
>>29762783Rent free. Mori is the only EN who doesn't have a Twitch.
>>29762789unsubbed
>>29762757Fucking how?! Nothing even happened...
>>29762817Our Boy learned that she is also a girl. It's fucking GREAT. She's no less tomboy, she's just also feminine.
Good night, sleepy reapy.
Calli wants Kiara to see her naked
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH EROTIC REAPER BELLY
>>29762661I genuinely can't tell if this is bait, so have a (you) regardless cause I am just impressed.
>>29762777>>29762796
>>29762711>>29762739>>29762747cabaret for disabled people
RIP MORI
>>29762761>It won't be savedyou and I both know that's bullshit
SHE WANTS KIARA TO GO TO THE ONSEN WITH HER NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUNDTHE BRAINWASHING IS COMPLETEDEADBRAPS ETERNALLY KEKED BY A BIRD
>>29762797CANT WAITAlso nervous as fuck
>>29762867imagine the smell
>she WANTS to see Kiara's naked body and show off her ownIT'S HAPPENING BROS
>ARK>Many episodesNO
>>29762874>he doesn't know
>>29762194I'm waiting for her to get permission to play "the third game in the Persona series", Persona 2: Eternal Punishment
It's just a body, sillies.
She really wants to strip Kiara naked in public
>>29762797>not pekotorikiarachama...your clever pairing name reps....
Just a body, you sillies!
>>29762752Hell no, Cover has an image to protect, they made the right choice.
>>29762649Teamates are the worst fanbase for OC. Only waffles is good
>>29762891Yeah basically
>>29762892She said it wouldn't be saved by her
>>29762891>cabaret for disabled peopleHave you ever been to an actual cabaret?
MORI IS DEAD AND KIARA KILLED HER. DAMN YOU GLOBO HOLO I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AAAAAAAAAA
I'm beginning to think that Our Boy genuinely doesn't have a libido.
>still trying to get Kiara naked >>29762874incorrect she donated over 200 bucks to charlie and that was before she even got her first paycheck
>>29760856Not him but fuck paypal for obvious reason and let me use my card it's what it's fucking made for ffs.
>>29762887Seethe faggot.
Redpill me on Ark.
Kiara what the hell are you? You managed to kill my boy!
>>29762904She streamed on Youtube, anon.
>>29762874She... does. But not exactly she does often.
>>29762303>Trash collabTrying to get along with that Jap company that owns them.>Critical collabSome literal who imbecile whose content exclusively consists of monotonous voice and nipple jokes.
>oh nooo I feel really warm
>>29761944Very sad poal. Many such cases!
Oh no... The sleepy serum...
>>29762834It litterally does though, they both agreed to go.
>>29762294>Today's zatsudanOgey rrat
MORI WANTS TO BE A CUTE GIRL
FUCKING LEWD LINES, EVERY TIME
Based exhibitionsit
>>29762797>it's at a regular hour for meWow, Kiara really wants people to watch this one.
>I feel really warm~HNNNNNNGGGGG
>>29762941lumpy people the game
>Mori and Calli fighting for control
>>29762935She's thought the same before.
>>29762797I both await and dread this day. Meeting your idols can be a crushing experience.
Reminder that Kiara is watching this stream and masturbating furiously.
>>29762961GOOD
>>29762934Gif of this girl fading away when?
oh noooo she forgot she put the sleepy serum in her cocoa and now she's gonna fall asleep all helpless and vulnerableshe sure hopes no deadbeats get any silly ideas while she's passed out
Damn, Korosan is too fucking based
>>29762935That is correct.
>>29762752Yeah, she should just graduate and make satancube a vtuber. Take her twitch/anitube crowd with her whole she's at it
>>29762934R.I.P. my boyWheneva - November 2020
>>29762941It's about dinosaurs. Gura said she wants to play it soon.
>>29762303Trash Taste is pre-recorded, has corporate connections, and actually targets western otaku. Crit1kal is just some random fag Mori has a crush on.
>>29762752>>29762777>>29762925What happened? Did cover outright shoot down the Critikal collab?
>>29762932a YAB is a YAB no matter who saves it
AhemHAACHAMA
>>29762941it's like dragons and shit, funnest game i've ever played
>>29762841But this time she's going to the Onsen, which Chicken was unwilling to go to. Can the Onsen bring back Mori and suppress Calli?
>>29762874Not having Twitch is actually bad, look at how Ame retaliated against chat cause she knows how twitch zoomers function.
>>29762797Yurobros...
Mori is especially cute when talking about Korone
>>29762989I'm going to akasupa her and there's nothing she can do to stop me!
>>29762828>Her signing and dancing are not stellarThe overwhelming majority of idols can't sing or dance for shit, that doesn't make her "failed". Her getting fired for speaking up about her friends getting sold off to ojisans also doesn't make her "failed". Hell, her very existence as Kiara proves that she in fact succeeded. It's the same shit trotted out by people who like to call her a "JP reject" when if anything EN is vastly more prestigious and exciting.
I LOVE YOU KIARA
>>29762828She failed because of visa issues and anti shitflinging, not because of underperformance
>>29763008It was implied they're blocking a straight up collab.