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Sakuya: Oujo-sama, it's gatekeeper Meiling on line 5.

Remilia: This is Remilia...

Hong: Oujo-sama, I'm afraid we have one heck of a situation here.

Remilia: How bad could it be, Misuzu?

Hong: According to Patchouli, we got bunny fliers coming from all directions and
bunny infantry pushing through the gardens. I don't know how they snuck in.

Remilia: You better double check this with Patchouli, this doesn't make any sense.
I'll call the Eientei.

Hong: Will do.

Kaguya: Kaguya Houraisan here.

Remilia: What's going on there, Kaguya?

Kaguya: Why miss scarlet devil, whatever do you mean?

Remilia: Kaguya...I...I have...um...You're throwing everything you got at us, Kaguya.
We're supposed to be allies you damn NEET. I'm the one who gave you tea leaves!

Kaguya: LISTEN very carefully, I am not your dog miss scarlet devil. We
Houraisans have our legacy to consider!

Remilia: I wouldn't give an ounce of blood for your legacy. You call them off...Kaguya,
you call them off! You know we'll retaliate.

Kaguya: Don't be so sure miss scarlet devil.

Hong: Oujo-sama...

Remilia: Verification...

Hong: You betcha...

Remilia: Sweet miko, it's time to pay back...Make it happen.

Hong: Yes oujo-sama. This is gatekeeper Meiling, inaba invasion confirmed. Execute launch order niner-circle-niner Lunasa Merlin Lyrica.

Cirno: I have confirmation. Super Youkai Warheads are primed!

Daiyousei: Armed!

*ring*

Cirno: Warhead command...

*strange sounds*

Daiyousei: Ten seconds till launch, open the warhead silos. Cirno, what!? We have to
open the silos or they'll explode under the lake. The silo doors are closed! This is suicide!

Kaguya: Is it done, Eirin?

Eirin: No hime-sama, it has only begun.