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Does Gura actually hate Haachama?That's so sad. I feel bad for Haachama. I hate Gura now.
Pain
Same-chan wa kyou mo horny!
Holostars are not hololives
Don't forget to thank Cover's talent scouts, otherwise this would've been HoloENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV1Cth2vKyY
Ina Ina INAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29474107>implicazioni
>>29474151Not a chumbud, but please don't actually fall for that narrative.
>>29474162Someone in that video will be in Gen 2
>>29474115>It's not enough I must succeed - the cock must failYour entire post faggot.
>>29474151she confirmed she wanted dirt and stone and the proceeded to lava dump like 6 stacks and leaving many multiple stacks more on the ground to rot.at the very least it spoiled my enjoyment of that stream.
I love clown!https://streamable.com/ovyn9j
I hope ame announces the #ameme tag one day so I can filter out some shitty tweets
>>29474151Haachama is a leech
>>29474162Thanks Coco
That one translated youtube video where Artia talks about Chinese nationalism was removed by the uploader
I fucking love this dork like you wouldn't believe.
>>29474159Can't wait to see what new retarded meme Gura has recorded for Marine!
>>29474151Haachama is a fucking retard, Gura can't stand that.>b-but she's just pretending to be retardedEffect is the same.
>>29474151Haachama is clearly going to steal Gura from Ame after that last Minecraft stream.
>>29474151pls andastand gura is retarded and doesn't know how to interact with her
>>29474151This reads like it was written by a fucking bot.
I can't get over how good this design is. I honestly wouldn't mind if Huke straight up copied it for Kiara's second outfit.
>>29474152Her angry face is so cute, I wish she'd use it more.
Gura scheduled her Soma stream at the same time as the JP mega-collab.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNMXvXf1u8MWho do you think will win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65k5BVmN_Cs&ab_channel=AZKiChannelThis is so bad that it actually has soul
>>29474162They couldn't find better singers than that? Good lord
>>29474188Won't happenEnjoy a fifth cesspool hashtag
Would it be weird to become friends with someone just because you're a fan of her persona, especially if she knows you know her virtual roommate?
>>29473827If you were to post Moona in a positive light in the non-global thread you'd get witch hunted to death. Sad to see we're at this state.
>>29474151gura is actually adhd and forgot as soon as she said that
>>29474176Not him but Gura suddenly deciding to move her shark house away does seem suspiciousI know Haachama is an autistic ball of energy but she means well and is actually nice... please don't hate her, Gura. Play with her and you'll see!
>>29474162Today I shall remind them what ENMA had to see. https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>29474181How the fuck is that ESL you smug ass retard
>>29474217I heard she did that intentionally since she was pissed EN didn't get invited.
>>29474191Who's Artia?
First I’ll make a quick trick brick stack (brick stack?)Then I’ll make a quick trick block stack (block stack!)
>>29474162>Start video>Pleasant piano music plays in the background>"Hello people of the inter-">Close videoDon't know why but as soon as that motherfucker spoke I knew I had to stop watching this shit.
>Kiara's first guest is MarineWay to go, leech! Pathetic.
>Ina playing multiplayer games aloneTakodachis...
>>29474152just gotta lift that hair thing up and mmmwah~>>29474218what the FUCK lol
let me spoil this thread for you guys>Ame likes random Holostars tweet like usual>HES LITERALLY RUNNING ACROSS THE OCEAN>Ameggedon? What's that>LOLE LOLE HE DOESNT KNOW OHNONONO>dailydoxx.png>why are condomates like this>MAIDO MAIDO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP
>>29474217Mega collab. I'm a chumbud, but I'm not completely retarded.
Which is the easiest way to beg for (you)sAnti posting?Doxx posting?Falseflagging?Schizo posting?Cunny posting?OC posting?or survey posting?
>>29474248Who should she have picked then?
I hope Mori covers this for unarchived karaokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc
This is my wife, say something nice about her.
>>29474252I know that feel
Lads, how do we save Ina?
>>29474217Different fanbase, their numbers will be finethough the fact that her stream overlaps them is really rude to be honest, /hlg/ will be having a field day with this.
>>29474233Miko invited EN though...
>>29474217Would be kind of pathetic if Gura had more views than what is basically all of the JP branch.
>>29474267Coco obviously.
>>29474248Seethe Retard.
>>29474253Yeah I'm fucking leaving the stream on now. These are so bad it makes me want to support them.
>>29474233They've been working together to build the sports stadium for weeks now. It wouldn't be right for EN to join
>>29474228>amelia, do the video editing for me>huke-papa, draw something for me>calli, animate something for me>ghost writer-san, write some lyrics for meSurprised she didn't ask Gura and Ina to do something too, guess Kiara figured they might be smart enough to say no. Next announcement will be that she asked K's to do all the mixing and sound editing too.
>>29474244yea, i love that part
>>29474233I heard you've been skipping your anti-narrative meds.
>>29474159>tail lifting up the skirt
>>29474231Ah yes the cursed knowledge. Continue spreading it for it shall be the reminder that there are far worse things out there
amesame cute cute
>>29474258avatarfagging while antiposting
>>29474275Draw OCs and post it on Ina's art tag so she feels fulfilled
>>29474218PURE SOUL
>>29474275Remove China from the earth
>>29474232I mean, I want to see them collab too, I just think it's a little too early to start saying "Oh, well Gura must really FUCKING hate Haachama."
>>29474218What did AZKi mean by this?
>>29474275By drawing more art.
>>29474194Bitch, I believe you.
Just woke up from a 3 week coma. Why were Ina's jp collabs gone and what stream did she talk about it in?
>>29474217Not a fair Comparison but if Gura were to do a Karaoke stream who would you think will win?
>>29474218How many singers is this showcasing? Pretty interesting idea
Threadly reminder that it is entirely possible that Gura simply didn't click with any of the sempais YET and that's all the reason for no collabs, she's an introvert after all.
>>29474152I want to give Ina a child she can play multi-player games with.
>>29474217Doesn't that mean Ame's MC will also cut into it?
>>29474258Add Yuritard posting, they're easily the most delusional posters in this general
>>29474151No, Gura's just scatterbrained. We have more than enough evidence of her ADHD to give her the benefit of the doubt here.
>>29474184Haachama might as well just turn on creative mode if she's not going to mine her own materials.
>schizo's turning on Haato>why would anyone speak against the Bugblaster?>remember chinks are visiting this threadNi hao, Zhang.
>>29474255>nothing about MoriDid you just wake up from a month-long coma or something?
>>29474279Did she really?
>>29474184I still don't get the logic in doing that. It just feels mean spirited for no reason.At the end of the day it isn't a big deal and I'm not going to schizo over it, but it does leave a bad taste in my mouth. Also it feels like if Kiara had done the same thing hlgg wouldn't be so quick to defend it but whatever.
>>29474151Why do people want to pair up Haachama with Gura? Their personalities are completely different, Gura is shy and Haachama is literally autistic and never shuts up. Plus her accent is atrocious, Gura won't even be able to understand her.
>>29474336ah Mori stuff is all throughout the day so it doesn't count
>>29474321>booba coveredWHY!?
>>29474152Forever "alone". Well the purpose of the Takodachi is apparent.
>Saruei is drawing Ame next.NOICE
>>29474291the only holoJP post I tolerate is pekora
>>29474326750 different vtubers original songs only. Goes on for a total of 48 hours. She did this before but there were maybe 200ish last time
>>29474217How long is it? Will Ame's Minecraft overlap?
>>29474326250
>>29474291Her skill is networking and charisma my friend, she's got a knack for getting people to do stuff for her. She probably also paid Huke and Ghost Writer-sama out of her own pocket, knowing Cover.
PREDICTED VIEWERS FOR STREAMS TODAY>kiara marine 50-60k>mori live show 30k>gura soma 45-50k>ame minecraft 25-30k>ame mario odyssey 10-15k>ina 51 20k
I'm pretty sure Kiara doesn't actually wear a thong, but I really like this interpretation. This is probably my favorite TakaMori artist and speed that she produces shit is crazy.
>>29474258Schizoposting is hard, if you have a shitty schizo people just ignore it.
>>29474191Think like a chink, anon. What do they want, and what do they fear?>want: To hurt Cover>fear: Reprisal by the government for breaching the firewallThey wanted to hurt Cover, and being bugmen, they thought that by hurting their CN investment, they would be hurt more than anything else, because they cannot understand that the CN branch was not a vastly important thing.So, they go out past the firewall, and upload either real evidence that would make Artia hated by the overseas market she has, or they fake evidence to achieve the same effect. I don't know which one it was, as I only ever watched Civia from the CN branch.After Artia graduates, they have achieved their want, even if it did not actually "hurt Cover" as much as they believed it did. Following that, they nuked their own account, to avoid their fear, of the government deciding their going over the firewall was worth punishing him.It makes sense if you Think like a Chink.
>>29474343Haachama is very kind and sweet though and can coax Gura from her shell
Just woke up, any news from Mori's stream?
>>29474291Seethe Retard.
>>29474334Could also just be /hlg/ being retarded and doing the chinks job for them.
>>29473854Atlust thinks that game streaming is essentially the same as piracy and threatens people who stream the game with copywrite strikes. that is enough to intimidate jp streamers and companies like cover into not playing their games. They tried to do the same to western streamers they just told them to shove it and streamed the game in full.
why don't people understand the shark's dumbness?
>>29474151Gura does not know the norms in Minecraft
>gura watched ame in complete silence for an entire double feature movie stream just watching her react to the movieyabai...
>>29474184Gura is not Haachama's slave, if that straya cunt wants resources she should gather them herself instead of leeching.
>>29474334I wish Haato stayed
>>29474218Damn they really got the top with there gatcha draws for vTubers didn't they. Most of the Holos range from SR to UR.
>>29474257go back dogfucker
cant wait to serve up some spicy new narrative
>>29474338I've seen narratives that she did invite EN and that she didn't. I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
>>29474258>spoilerYep.
>>29474151>>29474184I haven't watched her latest MC stream yet, what exactly happened?
>>29474227Do they not like ID over there? I don't check with the Urizen Hololive thread much.
>>29474386Where did she say that?
>>29474343if you actually watched her streams, Haachama is as shy and wholesome as Ame
>>29474334Why are bugmen still here?
>>29474341>It just feels mean spirited for no reason.Eh not really, just fucking stupid. Punching a single for crates could had saved all those mats
>>29474371I wonder who's behind this post.
>This stacked shortstack shortly walks up to you and asks you if you want to come with her for an "experiment" involving iron or something.Would you follow her?
Mori please..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghtZetY_1DM&t=5565s
>>29474152>>29474328>>29474352How many times need it be explained, she's using the game to learn a variety of games she said she has an interest in, and the game has good tutorials that will help her learn how to play them.That's why she's playing it.
did mori really do a celebration stream FOR 666K SUBS? BWAHAHAHAHHA takamori is really a numberfagging cancer. at least trinity doesn't indulge in that bullshit.
>>29474162>open stream>It's just 2010 tier tutorial youtubers giving shit tutorials
>>29474277Pretty much this.
>>29474371I think Mori can reach 40k. Gura won't get 50k since not only it's not minecraft, but the big JP event will happen at the same time, so I would bet 35~40k.
any good thread OC from last night? I couldn't watch the Ame and Gura streams
>>29474341can i get a timestamp on this? my focusing ability cuts out after like 20 minutes.
>>29474405she didn't pick up dirt when miningminecraft autists and falsflaggers are going wild now
>>29474371a little more realistic>ina 21k>mario 25k>talkshow 45k>live show 55k>soma 53k>minecraft 25 at start 35 after Gura is done
>oh I should thank ... she wants lots of dirt and stone? I can give her a ton!>carves out a mountain but has her inventory filled with 20 shovels, 1 orange wool, a few glass and other random stuff so she doesn't even pick up anything and dozens of stacks go wasted>only puts a few dirt and stone in the same chest haachama put there instead of making a gift chest for her at haachama's place so she can find it>tosses more dirt into the lava later on
>>29474405She set out to gather resources for Haachama, but spilled it all on the ground and lost half of it in lava, then got distracted and forgot.Just a regular Gura moment that got shitposters inspired.
Could any healthy man win against Tennison?
>>29474386But...we did the same?
>>29474411/hlg/ talks about ID and moona more than /hlgg/the only holos they don't like are EN and CN
>>29474338Yes, but nobody understood what she was saying.
>>29474258Survery posting and schizo posting but OC posting is the only one that deserves it
>>29474432Why didn't she ask her genmates to play? Like that, two people will learn how to play.
How big is the dirt base Haachama has in mind? 20x20?
>>29474378>kind and sweetIs that a codeword for loud and obnoxious? Gura should collab with Ame and Ina more instead of wasting time on that illegal leech immigrant.
>>29474405Haachama left her diamonds and fish as a present.She knows that Haachama needs lots of stone. And her project involves digging away half a mountain, getting her TONS of stone. But unfortunately, a bit earlier she shift-clicked her shovel craft, so her inventory was completely filled with shovels. So all the stone is left on the ground to rot, completely wasted. So Haachama gets no stone
>>29474405Minecraft autists being booty blasted again by Gura not playing their way.
>>29474305Do you have the pic where naked Ame is hugging a shark plushie?
>>29474462I think her brain refreshes as soon as she focuses on something new
>>29474447>Missed out on last nights threadsI feel bad for you
>>29474233When was the schedule for that mega collab announced? Because Gura's stream was scheduled before the Miko announcement stream and I only knew the schedule then.
>>29474430Yes
>>29474217>No ID in the artDoes Miko hate them?
>>29474487she has a big heart
>>29474386I forgot about this. It was really cute when she said it but thinking about it now it really is pretty Yab....
>>29474463>She set out to carve a canal and said she had spare dirt she can give some to haachama but needs some for herself too.FTFY
>>29474291I read this exact same post yesterday. Nice new copy pasta you got there
>>29474487Haachama was the first EN there ever was, she's no immigrant.
>>29474357Nice desu ne
>>29474481Based Mikoti
>>2947448642x42
Dunno about you fine folks, but I'm preparing myself to have the HoloTalk show flop as hard as the Karaoke and the German Fairytale. Hopefully it'd be a success, but I'm getting ready just in case.
>>29474492haachama doesn't care either way, it's just gura's chat seething about dropped blocks
>>29474432But it's funny
>>29474386
>the streams yesterdayI don't get it, does /hlgg/ like abusive GurAme or not?
>>29474509that's pretty rude to not include them
>>29474473She didn't have the movie on so she didn't watch with Ame she just watched Ame watch the movie
>>29474385Some people just cant believe it no matter how obvious it is
>>29474435Do not dumb hereNot dumb area here
>>29474258being the first to post a certified yab (basically a comment straight from the streamer) will get you a ton of (you)s
>>29474487>that illegal leech immigrant.You're a schizo but this made me laugh for some reason. Here's a (you).
>>29474487Seethe, the biggest leech of the ENs isn't even an immigrant
>>29474231>metroid primebased
Do you guys think Gura will understand the story of Soma game?
>>29474530when did she say thisif so she's literally the matsuri of the relationship
>>29474432>Expecting narrative posters to watch the streams
>>29474396What? I don't think Gura will do poorly even, she will do her regular numbers, but competing against the entire HoloJP + ID in one giant collab, come the fuck on.
>>29474341I know what you mean. I definitely give Gura the benefit of the doubt because she has ADHD and is a total sharkbrain, yet I do agree that there was the slightest hint of "she's actually pretty inconsiderate" to it last night. Especially when you consider that Haachama gave her diamonds in return for a quick 2 minute egg-tossing "prank".I wonder if she took haachama building the giant stairway next to her shark hat as an affront in some way. Like she didn't want anyone to build something so big right next to her perhaps.
>>29474484Rewatch the recent Gurame 51 stream, and see how long they spent on the tutorials before skipping straight into a game they didn't know the rules to.
>>29474550nope
>>29474487You newfags really need to learn respect for the OGs.
Haachama is unironically smarter than Gura
>>29474523I don't care about the number as long as the show is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VU9_eAHQ0oWhen the Chinese were streaming ratings dropped.When the Indonesians were streaming ratings dropped.Not a dime! Not a dime!When Ina was streaming people watched.When Ame was streaming people watched.Kiara ehhhhhhhh somewhat somewhat.Mori drew.Gura they did good.Hacchama they were huge.Polka they were huge.
>>29474462She had to focus all of her brain power on making sure that she actually built her house without switching to other stuff.
>>29474231Keep spreading this it will stop some antis from being born.
>>29474291Gura has no useful talents. Ina does, but she already has Huke.
>>29474550>Do you guys think Gura will understandNo
>everyone takes the pranks lightheartedly and its in good fun>ame is the only one that whines like a little bitch saying WAA I WORKED HARD ON IT ITS NOT A TENNIS RACKET WAAA I WORKED HARD ON ITshut the fuck up. way to ruin the fun you faggot. no holoEN will have no pranks and itll be some trash fucking server.
>>29474495here u go friend
>>29474451>>29474463>>29474492>>29474493So, a literal Minecraft newbie fucks up and people are surprised.People need to chill out. Gura making negative progress has been the norm in her Minecraft streams.
>>29474487>>29474189>>29474390Let us know when you get bored bro.
>Haachama is allowed to play on EN server>EN girls aren't allowed to play on JP serverNice double standards, Cover. Fucking racist slanty eyed fucks.
>>29474534GurAme is dead...
Ina is a nice girl
The best way for chaama to make friends with the ENs is to just pull a Moona and log in while the other girls are streaming.
>>29474386"Isnt that what you do with streams? Watchalong? Oh, like watch along! You watched the movie WITH ME! Yeah that makes a lot more sense I was wondering why you guys liked these streams."
ADHD is real and leads to obsessive compulsions and social anxiety. Please support your local sharks.
>>29474233heard that from who faggot? the voices in your head?
>>29474539Yes, that's what we did as well.
>>29474569you may not care but kiara certainly does and her mood will be affected if she doesn't get the viewers she wants. she may even just kill the talkshow if it flops
>>29474218>>29474326>>29474366Someone is maintaining a playlist if anyone is interested.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZ08KvCz5aCojAnrUlzryTYhPLIZ3XYB1God knows how long he can keep this up for if it's going for 48 hours straight though.
>>29474447They were OC goldmines, although schizos did show up towards the end of Gura's MC stream. It's worth doing your archive reps this time
>>29474509Only the participants, team Red and Bluethat's why there's no ID or Sora because they're guests and no Flare, Nene, etc because they can't attend the event
>>29474591Didn't Ame and Gura tour the JP server earlier?
>>29474591I think they are allowed, they just decide not to.
>>29474591They are allowed to, but they said they want to have their own EN MC server (which will also become bigger and bigger with future gens).
>>29474258Surveyposting are empty (you)s. I feel nothing when asking them so they don't count. The easiest (you)s are somewhere between falseflagging and schizoposting, but you need to a bit of creativity for an effective (you) farm. When I schizopost I drop multiple references only certain fanbases can identify them, so they see it as a falseflag while the rest see it as a schizopost. Underneath all that, I am for Unity. I only shit on my fellow deadbeats.
>>29474581(you)
>>29474588She actually made positive progress yesterday, but antis gonna anti.
>>29474258fake superchat posting
Doxxbraps have now defended:>Doxxing>Harassing other groups>Letting a top level producer win her (aimed at indies) contest>Mori joining Hololive just to boost her failed music career>Mori thanking superchats mid collab>Mori numberfagging mid collab>Anitubers>First collab not being a senpai>First off-collab not being a senpai>Mori actively ignoring hololive culture>Bringing toxic normalfags to other holos chats>Basically ruining every collab just by being there>Trannies
>>29474617Thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65k5BVmN_Cs&ab_channel=AZKiChannelDamn boogie voxx is really good compared to the others
>>29474542(you) farming has almost become a game at this point.
>>29474575>gura, make me a massively popular meme campaign to generate interest in my show and give me tourist subs
>>29474591>EN girls aren't allowed to play on JP serverAnonchama, how new?
>>29474581Because Ame is actually good at acting. You know that she had to have seen all of that stuff already.
>>29474151Gura's just trying to build a shark hat and you retards won't stfu. Does rule 4 mean nothing?
Hey... can I get some help over here? Please...
RELEASE THE AME LOLI PICS
>>29474602I'm hoping we see more impromptu interactions like this as time goes on but right now there's not enough people on the EN server
>>29474386She loves her detective wife
>>29474218BASED BOOGEY VOXX
please stop making fun of gura for being shy. if it's true it will only make her more withdrawn.
Why wasn't EN invited to the sports festival?
>>29474637don't forget>AOCnow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXLkc3g08-g
>>29474637Only unity in this thread.Evaluate yourself. To the ocean.
>>29474386I do that too because I'm poor
>>29474575>Gura has no useful talentsShe could've sung that song better
>>29474568Haachama is unironically smarter than Ame
>>29474405>Gura finds the diamonds and fish hachama gifted her in exchange for the chickens and "killing the silverfish">gura says she should get hachama something in return but she is poor>chat tells her hachama needs dirt and stone for ther project >Gura says she'll do that>gets a couple of stacks of it in the chest>then goes to min half a mountain>drops the dirt an stone in the lava instead of putting it in hachamas chestthose are all the fatcs make of them what you will
>>29474670they probably didn't know to search guguru for "field day" to find out whether we do those
>>29474272She's a nonce.
>>29474670All tested positive for PED's
>>29474668I hate her now because she was mean to Haachama and rebuffed her earnest gestures of friendship
>>29474670ENs have their own minecraft server
Oh, by the by, I searched the Pops and Rocks video on Twitter to see if anyone sent it to Mori.No one sent it to Mori. There were about ten tweets in total containing the URL, and they were all either posted without tags, or on the Ame tag. None were linked to Mori.For the sake of being thorough, I looked at the subreddit, too. It was submitted to the Hololive page once, and did not catch the attention of the people there. One comment.She either saw it here, or someone who did see it here is close enough to her to give it to her.
>>29474386Bros is Gura... a menhera?
>>29474390It was on chat's suggestion to stop Gura from running around like a headless chicken again, a simple and clear objective that would count towards "progression" and returning the favor for the diamonds.She is always on edge for "content" and this was the perfect opportunity for a "teteh" moment with one of her seniors.
Posting the single most kino stream we've had yet for all of holoENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBIn-P0bgNYCan ANYTHING possibly top this? It was the perfect game for the perfect pairing. As if someone had tailor-made it.
>>29474586wtf didn't know hitsu drew this
>>29474682Anon...you know you can watch movies online for free, right?
>>29474670Probably because they dont live on the JP server
>>29474670They were. Miko invited them. But something happened with Ina and they likely all agreed not to join in.
>>29474462Did you even catch the part where she knew she had to repair her pickaxe before replying to Amelia because she knew she'd forget what she was doing if she replied first? She's just extremely scatterbrained.
>>29474689Shark brain please understand
>>29474697So do the IDs, and they're in
>>29474217its the collab easily. anyone saying otherwise is just coping
>>29474695I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
>>29474498uh what was i talking about?
>>29474705no nothing is ever topping it because gurame is fucking dead and they're the only ones with the capacity to outdo it
>>29474380Her duet with Kiara and her monthly song are different things. She is working on the latter. It's a relatively recent popular vocaloid rap (I have no idea honestly).She will be singing an original Hololive song during the live. Most likely Ahoy. Also a Tamaonsen song with both singing and rapping parts.Unarchived utawaku next weekend.Mori + Haachama + another holo collab on Monday. No details.Not sure if there was more.
>>29474682anon we are all pirates here
>>29474642generals on 4chan work on twitter rules where (you)s are retweets and you always want retweets for the ego boost.
>>29474633I like Gura but constantly starting new projects and moving her house for like the forth time is hardly positive progress.
>>29474558>she gave her diamonds out of her own volition>that means Gura is now obligated to waste her time gathering resources for Haachama's dumb castleOgey
>>29474651
ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉ ᵖⁱᶜᵃˣᵉ
>>29474702you haven't realized this?
>>29474728>gurame is fucking deadin your schizo head maybe
>>29474724What cope? If Gura did pull more views it would be a total embarrassment.
>>29474701Youtube recommendations, maybe?
>>29474670coco
>>29474724that's cutethey're all going to use sports day uniforms
>>29474733She built a huge chunk of it though.
>>29474550I doubt it
>>29474701All me broBut seriously Moririn, we know you're here.
>>29474737She was cutting down the mountain anyway, it would have cost her nothing to save the resources for Haachama after she already acknowledged she knew she needed them
>>29474728Was Ame betraying Gura in A Way Out and then in Among Us immediately after the tipping point?
>>29474558>>29474341>>29474151Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity
>>29474401Here. Made an edit to your guys liking.
>>29474702>Matsuri and LunaWouldn't it be funny if GurAme ended up the same way? Imagine Gura just awkwardly walking around Ame's MC house in silence and leaving.
>>29474728>gurame is fucking deadWhere is this narrative coming from? Because they went one week without collabs?
>>29474498>>29474733she's even going to replace the wool for blue concrete
>>29474371I agree with most of these except:>kiara marine 50-60kI think you're being optimistic>gura soma 45-50kI'd say 30-40k for most of it, maybe peak around 45
>>29474765>that SC that called her Moririn todayIs it common outside of here?
>>29474743Why are best girls always menheras?
>>29474233>I heardtake meds against the voices in your head
i want to hug haachama, I truly doIMAGINE her warm, soft milkers pressed against you while you feel the texture of her cute outfit with your hands
>>29474415https://youtu.be/NHqeoW8918Q?t=13508
>>29474749it would be weird for jewtube to do that ,not many views and the such
>>29474739Not even the Old Gods are strong enough to face Haachama and Lulu
>>29474771MOONA RUN
>>29474596Sauce?
>>29474558> I do agree that there was the slightest hint of "she's actually pretty inconsiderate" to it last night.Haachama gave Gura gifts expecting nothing in return. there is no obligation on Gura to give her anything. As far as Haachama is concerned, she is just thanking Gura for a fun prank.
>>29474798Sexy retard
>>29474701This rrat is not naive. Here’s some more fuel for the fire:>pops on rocks was under 4K views this morning>now over 7kCould it be she’s doing her due diligence to help us teamates get this song on SUPA SUNDAY?
>>29474701Why do people find so hard to believe she lurks/posts here? It should be fairly obvious to anyone that isn't a newfag.
>>29474591
>>29474749Possible, but Youtube rarely recommends low view videos unless you've gone extremely deep into a rabbit hole with very little new content the algos can match to your taste. Still, not completely impossible.
>>29474570thats actually a very nice picture anon
>>29474770That's fair. I knew Gura had shork brain but I didn't realize she was this scatter-brained. Might be why her content isn't for me I guess.
>>29474185sauce on song?
>>29474539I did that too. I was at work and only have a phone. Her reactions were plenty entertaining
>>29474794Matsuri is a menhera and she sucks though.
Imagine holding Polka behind while hugging her
Be honest /hlgg/, would you audition for HolostarsEN?
>Ina has art streams and unique gesture drawing streams, very useful for anyone who wants to become an artist>Mori makes a lot of original music, more than any other Holo>Kiara does a ton of various shit, from music to talk shows to ridiculously long zatsudans>Ame streams more than anyone else, she can do cool video editing, and sometimes she does interesting stuff like listen-alongsIn comparison, Gura doesn't really do... anything. She can do great utawaku, but all of them are members-only and/or unarchived. There's literally not a single karaoke stream on her channel, despite singing being the only talent she could claim to have. She doesn't stream that often too, and she doesn't produce any original content. She has more subs than anyone by a long shot, but for what it's worth, she's the weakest EN streamer. And she doesn't have any excuses too.
>>29474637Smart nene poster
>>29474794That image reminds me that that "Matsuri doesnt want you to leave" twitcast clip got purged off of youtube, I can't find it anywhere now.I'm not the hugest festival fan but that shit makes me feel things.
>>29474766She just fucking forgot, you autist. Fuck, people like you are way more embarrassing than anything Gura have ever done.
>>29474550She'll definitely think the coin toss is an actual thing>>29474670>dude just let the generation that mostly can't speak Nip and three of whom are in a different time zone join in what could go wrong.
>>29474681Alright, this has redeemed Ayameposting in my eyes. You Chileans can be alright sometimes. Sometimes.
Have you been reading the Arkham Editions?
>>29474637based as usual
>>29474705it was so good tr***y shark copied it and made it a snorefest
>>29474217>Soma streamShe made a copy of her self, one will play Soma and the other will do a special appearance in the collab
>>29474771i like
>>29474838Yes of course>>29474851Never heard of them
>>29474701I'm glad that my oshi has seen my shitpost coupon. This is something no superchat can replicate.
Tell me about Gura and Ame.How do they do it?
>>29474836Imagine telling her how important she is for you and saving her
>>29474802Cute
>>29474790No idea, it's a bit of a Japaneseism to nickname like that.
>>29474724Pecker should do an English collab with Coco>inb4 >Pekora >collabsYes, I know.
>>29474809Alpha
Fingers crossed that Mori isn't too busy on her two songs next week to collab with Ame in TF2. I've been looking forward to it all month. I'd gladly give up Blasphemous if it meant AmeMori collab.
>>29474217Its the collab for sure. It has the JP heavy hitters of Pekora, Reddit Dragon, and Rushia who all have dedicated fanbases. It would be insane if it failed with them attending
>>29474591Bugman hands typed this post
>>29474591Kiara has said herself anyone can go where they wish when they wish
>>29474802that guy's post made it sound a lot different than it really was huh
>>29474701I beleb it
>>29474842Her talent is making me happy
>>29474217>jp collab with almost everyone>one random playing a shitty kusogegura will be lucky to hit 40k, the collab will hit 200k.
>>29474842the no talent shitposting has finally shifted to gura hasn't it?it usually hops between kiara and ame
>>29474773that's sad though
>>29474836imagine staring longingly into her eyes, your hearts beating faster
>>29474868well THEY ARE WALKIN HERE
>>29474184>>29474341>>29474558You can't make this shit up...Minecraft autists please kill yourselves.
>>29474842>not a single karaoke stream on Gura's channelLay off the drugs. Her biggest audience was her most recent karaoke stream.
>>29474838I would but I know i would not get in since I have no talents to offer outside of tech support and game skill
Wait we hate Haachama now?
>>29474892People for some reason want to pretend being close friends with someone makes them a menhera. Obviously in plain text it sounds worse than it really is.
>>29474822because there is no evidence
>>29474917And it was unarchived.
>>29474838absolutely, but right now I have nothing to show for it so I'd never make itI need to get started on actually streaming
>>29474835>sucksThat's a weird way the say best.
>>29474689sounds like ADHD mixed with "not really that interested" to me, she coud have gone out of her way for hachama a bit more, but she was focused on finished her house like she's never focused on anything in minecraft before, she even said "if I finish this house this stream my previous videos will fell like even MORE of a failuire" as if (narrative begins here) she rewatched them and was determined to actually get something done this video and not feel like shes acomplishing nothing as she insinuated, unfortunatelly hachama was in the way and she probably didn't want to derail like she has done before.
>>29474771God that's hot.
>>29474822Lots of anons in this thread have a self-flagellation complex. You see it whenever someone goes>None of the girls would ever waste their time coming here. And if they even know about us, they probably despise us.They're self-hating, and want the rest of the thread to hate themselves as much as they do.
>>29474828I've no damn clue. According to one anon, the song is something repeated in the chorus, which makes me to believe that the song's name is なぜ (naze) but searching it up brings nothing. Also this might not be Polka singing according to some other anons.
>>29474838No history as a content creator, so I wouldn't currently
>>29474842>gura does great utawaku b-but that doesn't countCope.
>>29474871>>29474914God I wish I had a Polka GF
>>29474217Sorry Gura, but I'll be watching my oshi in the sports event
>>29474835Gods don't suck, anon.
J*st w*ke *p, anything interesting happen in Mori's wine party stream?
>>29474842She has the talent to get comically jinxed very often and to have good taste in videogames
>>29474670>every game delayed as kiara attempts to translate the rules for the girls>every JP girl teams up to trap gura inside a dark pit underground so she has no content>watson smashes her desk and ragequits>ina sits in the audience smiling>kiara disconnects>calli never showed up
>>29474930>No evidenceNice narrative man, I KNEEL, cue the shcizos typing sell
>>29474855you know it's weird how you talk about how much you hate these people but you follow everything they do then feel the need to post about it here like anyone gives a fuck
>>29474948You're missing one member.
>>29474771Nice
>>29474851How many volumes are in this collection?
>>29474838yes but my biggest talent is that i know spanishso i am fucked
You have magical powers to change some things about every single HoloEN, what do you do?>I'll startAmelia: Stop blaming things during FPS streams even if it's just a joke, repeating it constantly is kind of annoying sometimes, thankfully it's becoming less and less of a problem recentlyMori: Don't do collabs outside of Hololive, pay less attention to superchats, learn more about Hololive and what makes it uniqueKiara: Have more self confidence, stop worrying about numbersGura: More consistency when it comes to scheduling, don't be scared to scold your chat when they don't behaveIna: I'd love more zatsudan and varied content, seems like at this rate burnout is certain
>>29474875Maybe when things settle down anon. Coco already gets depressed over how the spam goes on her streams and don't want to bring that to other girls so she purposely avoid collabs in the meantime. Even her group in the sportsfest is with Haachama and Gen 4
>>29474842shark is gonna stream rhythm heaven and try to get a perfect in all stages soon.i hope she finds a new rhythm game she could do on a regular tho
>>29474613I feel like she would only cancel it if JP's didn't want to be on it. More than anything, she wants to be recognized as having something of value to offer. That's probably the reason why she's live-translating, rather than pre-recording it and uploading it. Since she was told off off on it early on, she's been trying to prove that her ability to live-translate is actually useful.
>>29474908>Soma>shitty kusoge
>>29474916this isn't even outright criticism why are chumbuds this thin-skinned?
>>29474941>they probably despise usThat is most certainly true, though.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOSLING
>>29474842And yet out of all of them, I am compelled to watch her streams the most. Maybe she's way better streamer than you give her credit for. Did you ever thought why she has the most large consistent live viewership and most daily views out of every holo there is, with the possible exception of Pekora?
>>29474916>At the end of the day it isn't a big deal and I'm not going to schizo over itNot sure why you bothered responding to me. I don't feel that strongly about any of this.
>>29474804It's too late. Moona loved burgers too much.
>>29474838No, because they wouldn't let me okay any good games
>>29474855A lot of indies are keeping an eye on EN and copying the stuff they do.
>>29474968Who?
>>29474775Retards think that Ame is mad at Gura when she was only mad at chat, because they were spamming her to help Gura when she said in her previous stream that she wanted to do her own projects.What I don't like is that Gura probably opened Ame's stream, saw all those people spamming at Ame and felt bad about it, which is why she said to not raid her before ending the stream.
>>29474892I actually didn't even realize what that dude was implying before I read your comment, because I already knew the real context. Yeah, I don't get the Gura is an obsessed stalker narrative, just new shitposting I guess.
>>29474838No, I wouldn't because I don't have any skills related to being a streamer and reading how this thread shits on me everyday would make me kill myself
>>29474957I remember a lot of Gods sucking Zeus off though.
>>29474431Thats-a-mori
>>29474231>"ah cmon it can't be that bad, she's taking a whole lot to show the audition but this anon is probably just overreacting">KONNICHIHA HOLOLIVE FRO->close video
>>29474986Because she has a fuckton of charisma. That's pretty much it. When she talks, you want to listen, and it doesn't really matter what she's talking about.
GURA'S CUTE OVERALLS BUTT!
So, is the honeymoon period over for Gura?
>>29474963mori is there but she's too distracted by the akasupas to pay attention
>>29474670BECAUSE OF INA YOU RETARD.INA IS LITERALLY BANNED FROM ALL JP COLLABS. ITS LITERALLY FUCKING CONFIRMED. WATCH THIS CLIP AND LOOK AT MY FUCKING SCREENSHOT.SHES GOING TO HAVE TO PICK BETWEEN YOSTAR OR COVER, AND KNOWING THE HALF-CHINK HALF-GOOK + GACHA PAYPIG SHE IS, SHES GOING TO PICK YOSTAR.SHES EVEN BANNED FROM ALL 1 ON 1 HOLOEN COLLABS, LITERALLY NO REASON FOR HER TO PLAY 51 ON HER OWN.https://streamable.com/x03pvbNOW, HOLOEN IS A FAMILY. THEY DON'T WANT INA TO BE LEFT OUT TO DRY - SO THEY'RE GOING ON A STRIKE WITH HER AND AVOIDING ANY BIG JP COLLAB. KIARA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTED TO GO, BUT THE OTHER GIRLS TOLD HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAND UP FOR YOUR FELLOW GENMATE. anyway, graduation for ina soon.
>>29474702You don't know what that word means
>>29474967The fuck are you on about. No one hates them.
>>29474291>guess Kiara figured they might be smart enough to say noIna and Gura are massive pushovers. There's no way that either would say no.
>>29475013God I hope there's more audition tapes out there
>>29474985Hello AnonDo you know Drive?
>>29474908>Soma>Shitty kusogeSeriously?
>>29474838Hell no, Im not entertaining and Ive got no skills/talents. Id like to think im pretty good at video games tho
Gura.....
>>29474322Take this first, (You)'ve earned it
>>29475015AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29475023Holy lack of meds, Batman!
>>29474217>645k subs vs>1.4mil subs>Who do you think will win?Gee I wonder
For the motherfucker who told me to repost it last nightFUCK YOU, WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS SHIT UP LAST NIGHT, I WASTED AN HOUR OF MY LIFE RE-EDITING A SHITTY FANFIC FROM A SHITTY BOARD FROM A DECADE AGO BECAUSE OF YOUR POSTI HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY, BECAUSE I'M NOThttps://pastebin.com/MZdM1jEc
>>29474982Since Gura is the most popular chuuba and gets the least amount of criticism in hlgg, it makes some (not all) chumbuds overly sensitive to people saying anything bad about her about her.
>>29475023BASEDIna is a rich bitch
>>29474966yeah but no /hlgg/ specifically
>>29474702You faggots have literally no clue what the word menhera means
>>29475014"That's it". As if that isn't the single most important quality of being a streamer.
>>29475051yea I'm thinking ELITE
>>29475023Where's a Rrat exterminator when you need one?
>>29474272she has a cute cat girlfriend
>>29475023Jesus Christ dude, take your fucking meds.
>>29475023Take your meds retard.
If Ina graduates because of all this shit, what do you think the reaction will be from:>The thread>Her genmates>Other Holos
>>29474771This is the first thing a purple haired woman sees when she asks KFP if they have burgers
>>29475062Do you want her to literally say BIG UPS TO 4CHAN.ORG/JAYPEE FOR ALL THE SCHIZO POSTS
>>29475023There's zero evidence for this
>>29474159Marine isn't horny anymore. Gura completely satisfied her.
>>29474822Anon, the second she admits she browses this place the fun is over. It's like having a girl coming up to your apartment, you would have to clean up. We are the Polka of the internet, we don't want idols coming here to see our metaphorical and literal piss bottles. Also if you are here Mori this is a joke, the kind of joke we don't want you to see. Please respect our privacy and also tell Polka 5ch is lying and that we are madly in love with her.
>>29474382
>>29474908>Soma>Kusoge
>>29475051Numberfag, half of those subs watched once for the reddit memes and then never touched her streams again
>>29475023https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>29475014she has the broadest appeal, but other holos like Ina retain their audience better
>>29475053tl;dr
>>29474282English is a larger install base.
>>29474908>playing a shitty kusogeGura isn't playing Minecraft though.Don't you have a dog you need to fuck?
>>29475023This narrative is getting a little out of hand, don't you think?
>>29475053Really nigga.
>>29475023YOU. MEDS. NOW.
>>29475023https://streamable.com/sbj6b3
>>29474842Gura is one of the most entertaining holos for a huge majority of peopleshe already has more clips out there than most of the most popular JPsyour opinion is insignificant and does not matter
hehehe gura said titty
>>29474838Just for the lols. But unlike Mori, I know I will not be accepted.
>>29475051Subs don't really have anything to do with it. One is basically featuring almost all of JP. It would be a huge ego hit if Gura is even close to their numbers.
>>29474876That doesn't narrow it down anon.
>>29475053I have no clue what this is but I want to read all of it
>>29475088>there's 0 evidence for this>ina literally says on her stream that she's had 3 jp collabs cancelled and needs to sort out some issues before doing them>has a ton of free timeuse your brain and put 2 and 2 together fag.
There's no way any of the girls, especially Calli with her dogshit time management skills, have time to keep up with threads here. Maybe she might pop in once in a while to scan it for 5 minutes, but that's not the same, if you take 5 minutes to look at a dead hours thread, you're not really getting a good grasp of what these threads are actually like.
>>29475092then why people are so obsessed with her or any of the girls coming here uhh?
>>29475092>the second she admits she browses this place the fun is over.>>29474941>self-flagellation complex. You see it whenever someone goes>>None of the girls would ever waste their time coming here. And if they even know about us, they probably despise us.Both true desu.
>>29474552see >>29474802
>>29474846How can you look at screens like this for 2 hours and not realize you aren't picking up blocks?
>>29475110Doesn't really matter in this case. Pulling more numbers than what amounts to a hololive-wide collab is pathetic.
>>29474868Legit chemistry and the saving grace of HoloEN
>>29475092Mori if you are seeing this please also tell her not to come here and it will only make her depression worse
>>29475139It can be her real life issues instead
>>29475160>Install base doesn't matter in regards to numbersYou are actually retarded.
>>29475023Your meds, now.
>>29475023I don't know how you did it but you somehow made a perfectly believable rrat a super naive rrat.
>>29475115Post pognig
>>29475053
>>29475150Cause newfags.
>>29474990lovin' it
>>29474985a state of mind
>>29474838If I had the money, and an actual internet reputation, yes. Wouldn't even do it to be in the same company as the girls, I'd just do it because it seems like it'd be fun and that I'd hopefully be able to bring a smile to people's faces. Of course, if they find out that I sang Cunny Roads, I'm absolutely fucked.
>>29475084no but it will be hilarious
>>29475139>Has tons of free timeRetard
>>29474868They're very good friends
>>29474462Stay hydrated and eat bros, your brain needs the energy. I swear I forget every other action I've taken when I don't do either.
>>29475133Alpholo_V
>>29474822>Why do people find so hard to believe she lurks/posts here? It should be fairly obvious to anyone that isn't a newfag.Because we (or a sizable portion here) really likes Mori and wants her to succeed. A chunk of the "hate" is just harsh criticism BECAUSE those critics care a lot about her. Filtering out the good points from the pile takes a bit of work.(You just have to look at how the general opinion on Kiara shifted.)I think ultimately it comes down to feeling like it would be too good to be true and trying to disprove it.
>>29475023>NOW, HOLOEN IS A FAMILY. THEY DON'T WANT INA TO BE LEFT OUT TO DRYThe first big JP-EN collab was the among us that she wasn't fucking invited to you retard
>>29474990Kinda looks like she killed Ina
>>29474985your blade runner reps
>>29474977For Ame I would change it to "get better sleep habits so that you're always well-rested and in a good mood for your streams." She's been better with this recently too (even when she is sleepy her mood is fine/improves within 10 min) but it's more important to me than whining in FPS, which I think is usually funny and cute anyway.The others I agree with.
>140 IPsthis thread is pathetic, Ina please save us
>>29474591i think EN in general is feeling a bit intimidated by the language barrier themselves to go do much in the JP server.
>>29475069It is important of course, but it doesn't just erase the fact that Gura is simply lazy. That's why her success bothers some people so much - she didn't work hard for it, she just happens to be extremely charismatic, and that's more important than any hard work anyone else in Hololive is putting in. In other words, the world is unfair.
>>29475023THIS MALADY OF YE MYND IS THE WORST I HATH ENCOUNTERED IN DECADESIMBIBETH THE HUMOURS POSTHASTE
>>29475097>half of those subs watched once for the reddit memesFrankly, this could be aimed at both Miko and Gura.
>>29475186of course
>>29474941/hlgg/ really is full of autistic manchildren who don't know how to have a decent conversation, but I always get into at least one good discussion.
>>29475023The strongest narratives are those you can not prove right or wrong and that you would believe on a bad day
>>29475193>SNSWhat's that?
so why is gura so afraid of her bodily noises? her tummy growling for one, plus we know from HER country road cover where she edited out a burp and HER spongebob stream where she said she had to burp but didn't want to on stream (part 2, 30m53s). is she really that self-conscious about it? was she struck as a child for being un-lady like? toss me your best naRRATives, anons.
>>29475196post cunny roads
>>29475227Smells like dog fucker in here
>>29474909more like trying to come back. they tried to push that during her first streams but she kept growing faster than any vtuber despite of it so they backed off and concentrated on kiara instead
>>29474977This is a good post. I'm a teamate, and even though I'm not autistic enough to take it seriously, the constant complaining does get a bit annoying sometimes. I hate the DSP comparison so much and wish she didn't make it so easy to do it.
>>29475092>Please respect our privacy and also tell Polka 5ch is lying and that we are madly in love with her.If you value Polka's well being she should never be made aware of this place. Knowing that the people who love her also relentlessly shit on a kouhai she adores would just make her even more depressed.
>>29475053Can someone who knows what this is summarize it for me.
>>29474838I don't have a long history as a content creator, so no. Pointless.
>>29475174You'd need to add up every holo participating in this event and the weigh it against her subs if you wanted to even begin making any sense. You do realize there 20+ JP holos involved right?
>>29474967>Being happy about another interesting looking VTuber.>The VTuber in question expends negative effort on VTubing.>People are disappointed but still watch from time to time to see if there will be better streams.
>>29475225Agreed, it should be slower.
Wait is the whole jp collab going to only be streamed on Miko's channel? Is she going to be the announcer or something?
>>29475102>she has the broadest appeal, but other holos like Ina retain their audience betterGura has consistently high views though? Both live thoughout the entire stream and on VODs. Highest among Hololive, in fact.
>>29474977I make them all unironically gay.
>>29474217i mean, it's only fair... have to give those jp whores a chance, right?
>>29475196> if they find out that I sang Cunny Roadsbased singing madman. can i get the lyrics for this one too?
>>29475023I will fuck the meds into you so god help me!
>missed out on a week of threads and streams due to god awful shitty internetb-but I don't want to do my archive reps
>>29475023>speak the truth>get piled up by "meds" You did well, anon.
>>29475244Jesas bro, you don't watch facebook the movie? SNS= social networking services
>>29475217>What is Gen 5
>>29474701AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YOU NIGGERFact 1. Ame got a superchat about it and she said that she would look it up.Fact 2. Pop on Rocks was at >6k views when Mori commented.Fact 3. I WAS THE ONE WHO LINKED IT HERE>>29465064>>29464617>>29464315>>29463979>>29463850I will seethe at every fucking cunt who tries to spin this narrative because I for a fact now Mori didn't post the link. The most likely thing is that Ame did as she promised in the superchat and showed it to Mori.
>>29474520The platform alone already sounds like a chore
>>29475262Imagine her coming here only to see people wishing that what happened to Aloe also happened to Mori who she wants to become friends with
>>29475252Cope
>>29475251Fine, but don't go after my ass when people complain. Klaiusposting should die and remain dead.
>>29475210Thanks
>>29474995Haachama-chama!
>>29475244Lurk two years
Just a reminder that Gura NEEDED to use math tricks to calculate 9x9.
>>29475023I wont beelev this shitTake meds
We've gone full circlehttps://youtu.be/DGBNHbQR1yw
>>29475227/hlg/ will never stop seething it seemsalso go back
>>29475217she was there, you retard, or did you miss all the nenechi clips
>>29475242Rushmori.....
>>29474568Haachama is pretty smart in general, she just doesn't have all her ducks in a row. It's probably a consequence of living upside down for a while now.
>>29474977kind of a based post
>>29475225Ina can't even saves herself
>>29475295Says the one still seething at Gura's success.
>>29475174Yeah call me anon when she gets there okay?
>>29475227I think you have a point in that Gura's laziness while also being the most popular holo is what rubs a lot of people the wrong way. I'm just bothered by her laziness in general. I don't really care how popular she is and her success doesn't really bother me.
>>29475280Maybe you'll gosling when Ame’s not streamingMaybe the dead hours that’ve lasted all day, won’t go awayThen what will you say?Maybe you’ll schizopost, praying that she’d returnThen maybe your gosling will bring her your wayAnd maybe she’ll say "maybe"Maybe you’ll make OC when Ame has finally goneMaybe the teamates will come to an end, but we’ll still pretendThen what happens then?Maybe you’ll break and cry, begging her to come homeThen maybe she’ll notice, and pick up the phoneAnd maybe she’ll say "maybe"Here you go anon.
>>29475227What "hard work" are you actually talking about? And please do not tell me now that you think playing video games and talking into a microphone is "hard work" for you
>>29475290Point still stands, it was a 10 man collab and they went ahead without ina without problem
>>29475283>truth
>>29475143I wouldn't be surprised if they have friends here to give them a summary of what's being discussed though.
>>29474231What the hell if that cursed videoI've no idea who this is
>>29474291I would actually be very happy to see all of EN contribute their various talents to a project. A music video seems the most obvious but what else could they do working together?
>>29475302What's 9x9 if you're so smart, anon?
>>29475296jesus christI thought it would be a general loli song not creepy klaius posting
>>29475327I'm actually amazed how well Gura is doing in superchats, considering she does no superchat readings.
>>29475309the roboco one
How many people here are actually parrots and just like to repeat the same few words as the last reply to a post?
>>29475294yeah she will probably love this place, rigth?
>>29475350That's the best part. It's some brony fags gf who auditioned for HoloEN gen 1
>>29475353the rhythm game Ame says she wants to make
>>29475364ok chang
>>29475023Explain what the screenshoot has to do with it. Did you actually post the wrong image, you schizo?
>>29474977>AmeliaLook up how Polka and Rushia do ASMR (not the tingly type), buy an ASMR mic and do that>MoriStop looking for worse and worse outsider collabs for crying out loud>KiaraBan yourself from even looking at numbers and just stream. >GuraGet out of your shell and say yes to one of the multiple collab requests you've no doubt received (we know for a fact of at least one) >InaDon't really have anything, so I'll just ask her to draw ecchi but tasteful art of her holo friends
>Ame enters in bitch mode as soon as she enters maincraft>somehow is gura's fault>b- but she is good at acting...Stop talking bullshit and accept her attitude in the first 30 min of last livestream was shit and only changed once Gura left the game and leech some viewrs.
>>29474977>Ina >burnoutWhat
>>2947535436
>>29475292No one is saying she posted here, just that she may have lurked here and saw that link since it was being passed around here and wasn't popular on reddit or twitter. Fact 1 could be possible though but fact 2 and 3 have nothing to do with what he said about her discovering it from lurking here.
>>29475298A ya ta ta yabi ding ba da
>>29475023Which operator did she draw?
>>29475369I also love when people hope my friends and future friends get fired
>>29474435She's the reaper and people and people wanted it.
>>29475340Hololive idols don't just play videogames. In fact, they have a huge concert coming soon enough.
>>29475264Guy finds abandoned and memoryless Gura in a box, raises her for 20 years
>>29474941I think this place is a festering shithole with retards, schizos, samefags, falseflaggers, etc but I still enjoy my time here. It's not a self-flagellation complex to acknowledge how terrible this place is while also acknowledging how enjoyable and fun it is here.
>>29474868through discord
>>29475023This is the weakest narrative ever
>>29474217Bros...
>>29475387nobody except you thinks like this
>>29475327>no superchat baiting at all>almost no superchat baiting streams>still top 3 among holosIf Gura would act even remotely like Kiara and Mori she would easily take the throne from Coco in less than half a year
>>29474838Yes. But at that point I'll just stream FFXIV progression runs and Hades so it's basically a shitty Shizuka Rin/Ina stream
>>29475181
>>29474977>AmeliaStream more with Ina>GuraStream more with Ina>MoriStream more with Ina>KiaraStream more with Ina>InaStream more.
>>29474836>>29474914Smelling her hair, nibbling on her ear and slowly making your way down her neck as she whimpers, shivering on your lap, hearing her pant loudly, the room getting hotter and hotter as you inhale her intoxicating, invigorating aroma, she starts grinding on your throbbing cock, then suddenly grabs you by the neck, her nails digging into your skin, she forcefully yanks you closer to her small, athletic frame, and you feel her hot breath on the side of your face as she whispers loudly:-Fuck me.
>>29475333>>29475069>5 to 6 streams per week, 2 to 3 hours each on averageSeems like a standard holo regimen to me. How is that lazy? The fuck do you want, copy Korone and stream entire days nonstop?
I see the schitzos are posting during dead hours again but fuck em>Your Oshi>Your favorite stream from them
>>29475399The new not-Korone one.
>>29475402i know rigth?
Just thought I'd let you bros know in advance that Gura's stream will be cancelled.
>>29475393You absolute mongoloid, that shit has been spammed here for almost a week, why would she do it only now?It makes 100% more sense that Ame showed it to her, since she commented on it ONLY after Ame PROMISED that she would look it up because of the superchat.
>>29474822Because she would get little-to-nothing of value by being here.
>>29475387you're either ESL, socially retarded or both if you think amelia was actually mador you're a falseflagging niggereither way, meds
>>29475443ina should stream more with ina
>>29475023Wow meds, also>Look at my screenshotOf a poll about moving minecraft with half-life?
>>29475446Based
>>29475435>Festivaluna is not deadTHERE IS HOPE FOR GURAME!!!!!
>>29475294Christ the thought of this genuinely bums me out.
>>29475242Roulette-chan...
>>29475273One rep per team will stream, so 5 streams in total. I forgot if Mio will also stream though.
>>29474194And deadbeats we shall be, for thee our Queen for thee,Sick bars hath descended forth from thy voice, that the souls in thy pocket may swiftly rejoice,So we shall flow a rainbow forth to thee, and teeming with love shall it ever be,In Nomine Regina, Et Cantus, Et Spiritus Mortem
>>29475445Thank you
>>29475356You get what you ask for.
>>29475448>mori>the stream where she farted and shit herself
>>29474217I hope Gura gets more views.
Amelia was being a huge bitch yesterday to both her chat and Gura. Chat deserves it most of the time but she was being weirdly cunty towards Gura and what she was doing. Call me a schizo or an anti or whatever the fuck buzzword makes you feel better about it but it won't change the fact that at the very least she was acting real weird and wasn't just being a haha-funny gremlin.
>>29475097Gura has a higher views/subs than Miko retardchama. Not like it really matters in this case, Miko is obviously going to win, it's a huge event with almost all of JP.
>>29475248>no repliesyou guys are unusually well-medicated today
>>29475262Polka should never come here either, but it is absurd for her to believe that gajins do not like her when its the complete opposite.This place might be an absolute piece of garbage but goddammit it feels like slander is our thing and it feels incredibly ironic that WE are now the target of lazy narratives. POLKA LOVE
>>29474377Hololive didn't lose much with the chink branch gone, but they lost the permission to play chink gamesAlso most of the JP devs are fucking retarded and don't give the Holos permission to play their games
>>29475457Nigger I said Number one is possible I wasn't even disagreeing with you. I was just saying your facts didn't prove what that anon said was wrong. What you just said now is more evidence than your fact 2 and 3.
>>29474977>Amelia: Stop blaming things during FPS streams even if it's just a jokebeing a toxic gamer is part of her schtick and no one takes it seriously.>Mori: Don't do collabs outside of HololiveIt's really not the big deal and it's not like mori's the first member to collab outside the holo bubble. and despite all the doomposting it was clear everyone here would watch these collabs if only to shitpost extra hard.>Kiara: Have more self confidence, stop worrying about numbersreasonable. it's her biggest flaw>Gura: More consistency when it comes to schedulingThe schedule is just a nice bonus and plenty of JP get on just fine without it. and when you really get to it gura streams more than ina and mori.>Ina: I'd love more zatsudan and varied contenther draw streams are her Zatsudan and she arguably has more game variety than the rest of EN anyways/
>>29475456GURA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>29475416>Hololive idols don't just play videogamesNigga, are you for real?
>holostats has been frozen for 5 hours nowNOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO OBSERVE THE NUMBERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>29475430Damn that's good
>>29475422The sheer amount of OC alone makes it bearable to come here.
>>29475294>people wishing that what happened to Aloe also happened to MoriHaven't seen that in a while actually, it's more of "don't collab outside of hololive!" instead.
>>29474624>no Soraanon...
>>29475497Take your meds.
>>29475519AME LOOK OUT
>>29475154Shartfags are delusional, don't mind them
>>29475456>He's makin a list, he's checkin it twice>Gonna find out who shouts him out right>Santa Klaius is coming to town>He sees you when you're sleeping>He knows when you're awake>He knows if you've shouted him out>So give him a nod for goodness sake
>>29475491literally impossibleevery fan of all the JP holos will watch it
>>29475227Lazy by what metric? She streams 5 days a week on average.
>>29475422I'm only here because I have nothing better and I'm borderline addicted. At least I can blow off steam by making OC from time to time.
>>29475307How'd they translate "simps" into nihongo, I wonder?
>>29475448KiaraMario 64 Genocide stream
>>29474343haachama was my first oshi... gura is my current oshi... i hope they learn to get along.
>>29475281Woah, Lamy looks like THAT?
>>29475560gachikoi
>>29475422its basically a chaotic poolyou get both the worst and best of the community here
It’s all just a numbers game, haachama is just the biggest fucking leech. She wants to stick around gura and using #EN because thats were the numbers are..and they havent build anything really on jp server but its ok to go on en and place a tower right next to gura? Come on, haamacha is an idiot and numbers horny as fuck.
>>29475540but that is still less than the number of Gura subs
>>29475422Yeah, but these people act like they would be unable to see that, too. If anyone actually did come here, I imagine they'd be able to do the same thing we do and just not take schizos to heart.
>>29474943Darn. Thanks for the reply though fellow clown
>>29475503Is she still not aware how loved by gaijins she is?POLKA LOVE
Gura should teach Mori how to rap
>>29475387I just watched the start of Amelia's Minecraft streamWhat is this retard talking about? Her joking about the Tennis ball and telling people spamming about Gura to fuck off?
>>29475551She streams less than any other EN.
>>29475507At least for Sony games you can thank Niji for that. They have their hands in Ichikara jar.
>>29475519nice picture
>>29474151Stop being a schizo. It's becoming very clear that Gura's social skills are as bad if not worse than Peko's were when she started. It also doesn't help that she is a complete airhead. Haachamaa asked for a collab recently so give it a couple weeks to see if it shows up on a schedule before unleashing the rrats.
>>29474550I don't think she's even going to pay attention to it. she skimmed over Outlast's story, and Soma is 90% audiobook.
>>29475094
>>29475571Gura's passpourout stream gave really good threads yesterday
>>29475551She has admitted she's pretty bad at time management but I would hardly call her lazy
>>29475023I'm wondering what the screenshot has to do with anything
>>29475448ChickenMario Kart / Mario 64https://streamable.com/3v4f7d
>>29475196>>29475339I fucking KNEEL falloutchad
>>29475573How new are you? There is not a single holo or streamer in general who gets even remotely the amount of viewers equal to their subcounts
>>29475603It's funny, the CTO used to work for Sony. I wonder why that connection doesn't do anything for Cover when it comes to this?
>>29475296nice one brother
>>29475599Mori should teach Gura how to brap
>>29474822M-muh sekret club. Even though she referenced 4chan directly in one of her old songs saying my 4chan waifu. Not saying she definitely checks /hlgg/ but its not unlikely since it just takes one fucking search in google to look up what people are saying about you. Also she has definitely browsed here in the past. Probably on /a/.
Guys, the negative posts are feeling more desperate these last few days. They keep latching on to something incredibly minor and inconsequential, and they're routinely told to fuck off. What's happening?
>>29475602Anon, why would you lie on the internet like that?
>>29475573What? Are you retarded?
>>29474838Yes, but maybe for gen 2
>>29475571To be fair this entire community is bottom of the barrel no matter the site so that's not a high bar to jump over
Amelia Watson, will you be my holowife?
>>29475389I don't think you could ever understand how taxing playing gacha games all night is
>>29475094Took you long enough.
>>29475482>for thee our Queen for theeI prefer 'Our Boy' desuStill, かっこいい as f-word
>>29475448Director and CEO of KFPMayro Krat
I love amelia!
>>29475653>Also she has definitely browsed here in the past. Probably on /a/.We already had a confirmed sighting in /utg/ from a while back. She's a /vg/ fag.
>>29475196Based beyond belief
For me, It's Pekora's BGM.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNrO7TSZdU
>>29475655their narratives aren't strong enough for us travelers
>>29474842>There's literally not a single karaoke stream on her channel,gura currently has four archived streams featuring five songs: her debut, plug & play, big news, and the thing (members only).
>>29475094my sides are in orbitSurprised something like this wasn't made before.
>>29475443based
>>29475655People desperately trying to distract from the Castening
>>29475196fucking BASED holy shit, you actually put a lot of effort on these soundposts, props
>>29475601Falseflaggers/antis shat up the threads during the stream because the "GurAme hate each other now" narrative is one of the best ways to farm (You)s currently. A few of them are still at it right now so just ignore them.
>>29475570Ah, okay then.
>>29474191>That one translated youtube video where Artia talks about Chinese nationalism was removed by *Cover
is this really gura?
>>29475655Ina just got her first "controversy", so people are going ham on the fresh meat.
>>29475680That's fair, I just copied it from the supa anyway. Will replace for the next go around
>>29475689https://youtu.be/cIpWpEoD60s
>none of the en girls (except kiara) will show their upskirts if they had a 3d debut
>>29475689For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBQVVZV_Njw&t=38s
>>29474377>Think like a chinkDidn't she watch Wolf Warrior on bilibili? That's a pretty clear message to me.Pic related, Wolf Warrior 2 tagline
>>29475686What was the confirmed sight? How was it confirmed to be her? Genuinely curious about this.
>>29475613That's because somebody was making ban-worthy edits for a laugh. Hilarious, but not exactly a sparkling endorsement
>>29475723An imposter
>>29475641For all we know he left Sony on bad terms. But hey at least Bethesda, Ubisoft and Activision are sucking Korone's dick though so its a start
>>29475655They burned through all of the big yab moments. It's only going to get more pathetic from here unless something serious happens. I wonder if they realize how pathetic they sound freaking out about Gura "not putting dirt into a chest for Haachama."
>>29475655Schizos have lost all their narratives and are desperate for some but nothing bad has happened. Even the podcast was a nothing burger because /hlgg/ were the only ones upset at it.
>>29475668Anakin Chancellor Schizo is evil!
>>29475715oh I didn't watch the podcast videoI don't know what the nips used there
>>29475734Kiara will definitely do lewd shit with her 3DThe others won't, sadly
>>29475723how new?
>>29475668Anakin have you learned your lesson?
>>29475689for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLk_lqW9-uo
>>29475655They're boring and nobody cares anymore. At least the original negative posts were funny.
>>29475742google [roommate] + [/utg/]
>>29475709What's that?
>>29475689>>29475733>>29475735Absolutely based, this is what I'd post. Impeccable taste, friends.
>>29475747You are wrong.
>>29475689Based PekoraCHADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QhSJ1jmHQ&t=43s&ab_channel=Minari%2F%E3%81%BF%E3%81%AA%E3%82%8AFor EN i really enjoy the Kiara One
I want Gura to do a Tool cover
>>29475759BUT ANON SHE DIDN'T SPEND HER TIME COLELCTING A SINGLE MATERIAL THEY HATE EACHOTHER NO I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29475196now this is some actual talent not the generic Hololive singers
>>29475023
>>29475636>>29475658Go back to your anti general, dogfuckers.
>>29475778Cope, hate watcher
>>29475759No one is freaking out about it, people are just mentioning it. Not everything is a meltdown or freakout you retard.
>>29475262Jesus Christ, you Mori fags love to copypasta this shit. Stop trying to anchor Polka to your shit oshi.I don't even hate Mori, I am just so fucking tired of you deadbraps.
It never fucking ends does it
>>29474701>>29475292>>29475457Here it fucking is, Ame reading (for the 2nd time mind you) a superchat about Pop on Rocks, and she says she'll look it up.https://youtu.be/U6tyuTgKgIs?t=9404>Spammed here for a week>Mori does nothing>Anons try to get it to >5k>Mori does nothing>Day after Ame finds it and it's already >6k>Mori comments on itThese are the facts. Spin your narratives around this.
>>29474917Learn to read retard. He didn't say she doesn't sing but all of them are either member-only or unarchived.
>>29475655Ina's first and possibly major yab since it possibly affects a lot of people.
>>29475689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idmbA6U2kxwOnly correct answer
>>29475771Mori will, but it totally won't count since it'll be ironic.
>>29474705>Dear Gura>you stink, stinky shark
Based meido. Keep this thread clean, let the other one rot.
>>29475686Gross
>>29475689For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9R6IcvM9WA
>>29475335Cute, the fuck is that filesize though
>>29474217Win what?
>>29475655Narratives are relics from before the split. It made sense to make up stories when half of the people in the thread did not speak the same language as the streamers. It was also a "fun" way to "punish" newfags for not doing their reps. You have to understand, old habits die hard. This is why this board turned to numberfagging and doxxing, but nothing can just bring bag the sheer thrill of Aqua slapping Pekora in front of Yagoo.
>>29475810shall i tell you about meds?
>>29475765From my point of view, Trinitychads are evil!>>29475775Cringe and bluepilled, Obi-wan. I bow to no master.
>>29475655>They keep latching on to something incredibly minor and inconsequentialThis has literally always been the case
>>29474838Yes, I've been streaming and uploading my VODs to YouTube because Twitch doesn't keep shit around forever. It'll be sad for me to have to leave my small community of friends on the one website I go on, but hey.
>>29475830"literally not a single karaoke stream on her channel" is simply objectively false. he'll need to qualify it by demanding that it's a karaoke-only stream, has three or more songs, or that it's a public archive.
>>29475736Like I said, I don't follow Artia much, and I know that information well has been poisoned by bugmen trying their tricks, even if I'm not 100% positive on what it is they're trying to do. All I know for sure is that Artia has a lot of disinfo around her. What is and isn't disinfo, I don't know enough to comment on.
>>29475867Maybe you should take them first?>>>/hlg/Stay there.
>>29475655You must be new here
Prime US hour
>>29475863This. Narratives don't work when we all speak the same language. I know for a fact Gura and Ame don't "hate" each other when they both are still always talking to each other. If you tell me Miko and Botan hate each other I couldn't deny that because I don't speak the language.
>>29475420This is pretty good, they are even using the correct size difference.
>>29475863There are still people who don't even watch the streams, read something in the thread, repurpose it for their narrative and put it into a green text.
>>29475689>best introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpSDrwTK9g>best outrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocBXGbzYO9I>best BGMpekora, I agree>honorable mention because funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNKf6G2m7U
I don't understand why Ina can't collab with senpais
>>29474859
>>29475843Kiara's lewd is also ironic.
Thread is going to shit, post cute pics of your oshi.
>>29475911hey thats me
>>29475710Thanks, I really do want to make the best that I can with what I have.
>>29475815You know exactly what you're doing, you pathetic loser.
>>29475217i mean, kiara was also left out if that's the one you're thinking of
>>29475906You got baited
>>29475689Aki has some wonderful tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3caPt5gDM
>>29475906Ok, I admit you have successfully baited me into replying to you for this long, but this ends now
>>29475911AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I need up pump Ina full of babies so she's never alone again!!!!!
>>29475911Jokes on you I've been here since like 7 am
>>29474509She definitely hates Risu and for good reason
>>29475863Now hold on, I can agree that there are less powerful narratives, but we still have some strong ones, like the fact that Kiara absolutely owns a gun.
>>29475911Prime US hour is 5 hours from now, anon
>>29475613It was self-fellatio at best
>>29475937She was working on some art for chinese game company, trying to finish her business with them before getting into collabs as to avoind any controversies
>>29475943There are only cute pics of my oshi.
>>29475735Do you have that trippy Polka BGM?
>>29475903Also note the fact that the Artia shit always comes up in these threads during the same time of day, every time. It's always the same people.
>>29475941It is? I dunno, maybe it is, but not quite in the same way.
>>29475822Jesus, I opened the vid just to watch the portion you're talking about and just got sucked into listening to her say the same shit I'd already heard past that for a few minutes before I realized what I was doing. Her voice is powerful.And uh, as for narratives, yeah Ame probably looked it up.
>>29475842this one is so good
>>29475943
>>29475943Posting!
gura's room tour vid when? is she going to do the same joke she made in her phasmaphobia stream
Do Ame fans outside of here ever gush about how cute she is or do they just make toxic gamer jokes? Feel like that's all I see.
>>29475955Now this is a banger. Cute sprite animation too
>>29475903>What is and isn't disinfo, I don't know enough to comment on.That's reasonable, I can't say for sure either.
>>29476007
>>29475943Ogey chickenfriend
>>29475887I will do what i must
>>29474957>>29474835>>29474935>>29474794Reminder that Festival is slain.https://youtu.be/Je7wFOhMLA8
>>29476032I beleb it
>>29475689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFWWl_PDK8Can you feel yourself losing brain cells?
>>29476030>>29476032Kiara, don't look...
>>29475724If anything its barely getting the attention it deserves. This could be a serious issue and Ina might be forced to make a hard choice, and if this were any other girl this would have turn the schizo machines on 24/7Ultimately the reason Ina doesn't have any antis and narratives do not latch is because she is, well, kind of bland, and so are all takodachis. You don't see many schizo posts about Sora or Mio in the other board for a reason. Calm oshis have calms fans. It simply doesn't give enough yous for the schizos to care.
>>29476032Uh....Mori?
>>29475269>Add upYou are unironically retarded and don't understand the concept of audience overlap, got it.>>29475327>I'm losing my argument better switch to an entirely no argument.Numberfags, everyone.
>>29475943Ina's perflat chest!
>>29475816t. deadbeat
>>29475863>Aqua slapping Pekora in front of Yagoohot
>>29475985She has been doing the lewd act as a way to fill air since forever, it's a way to keep the conversation going. That's why it's easy to tease and embarass her.
>>29475974yeah it was>>29441361https://files.catbox.moe/57hdgx.png
>>29476025By the sounds of it they also love the ground pound meme. It's weird to realise that fans also try to reduce girls to a single meme even when they can understand them.
>>29476054I'm losing braincells just looking at that face.
FUCK deadbeats
>>29476089Something's off about this image
>>29475863>but nothing can just bring bag the sheer thrill of Aqua slapping Pekora in front of Yagoo.Still my favorite narrative
>>29476032WTF, I love Mori now
>>29476061Takodachi's are actually very calm and friendly and don't shitpost from what i've seen. I only see them when Ina streams they post tako pictures with reporting for duty. I don't really see them do much else though. In fact I'm not even sure if they are here when Ina isn't streaming.
>>29476032Collab again
>>29474231I didn't even get to the audition portion. I'm even happier with what we got.
>>29476105yeah the legs got cropped out!
Ok, another post by Cunny Roads guy here. Trying to make a soundpost on Mori now, but I want feedback since this wound up being way more difficult than I initially expected. guh, guh, check it out (yeah), guhHolo M.Y.T.H., guh (teehee, mm)guh (I hate this) yeah, yeahDouble twenty,' (keep bangin')To all the deadbeats in the place with cash in spadesAllow me to thank you for your aka, and go to the spa (guh)Who’s trash at games, and makes music with all the kazoosThe top of the charts, breaking records, it’s what I do (what?)The top of the charts, making those beats with my crew(guh)Mad Rat playin’, Doom slayin’, chat misbehavin’Do you want me to quit?Because all of these falseflags Mori gots ta witnessLaugh at, post another dope rap, why notWhy quit what I got 'cause the schizos have flocked?Now check it, I’m shitting on the thread, rent free in ya headYou hear me CBs I’ve got collabs scheduled with CharlieIt’ll be fucking gnarly, with some cheap wine and fire linesRemixed by indies, but not in my ending (guh)Take up a seat and start watchin’Tell your friends to subscribe to meAnd bring plenty of money, 'cause(I love it when you send me Big Akas)Put the money over there, and say your last prayers(I love it when you send me Big Akas)It’s me Mori gettin' money playin' deadbraps like dummies(I love it when you send me Big Akas)Ya got a narrative in your head, please don't post in the thread (why?)'Cause I see some deadbeats tonightThat should be giving me money(guh), money (guh)Song is a Big Poppa parody as you can see, but I'm not too sure if some of these lines work too well. What're your thoughts?
>>29476054This plus her second outfit doesnt help her special ed image.
>>29475943I love this CEO!
>>29476064Cope
holy fuck watching ame's minecraft and chumchodes are insufferable
>>29476129Legs?
>>29476032Based Mori confirming yet again that she's a cunnychad
>>29475935I liked this haachama outro moreit makes people spam HAACHAMA when she finishes streaminghttps://youtu.be/WlaLSxJxDno>redalice's superchat channelhttps://youtu.be/8Vo4Dgl5dqw
>>29476067drooling
>>29475023>>29475074https://de.catbox.moe/eslilm.oggThe exterminator has arrived
>>29476047so is the hoshikawamegaslut still playing with matsuris feelings?
>>29476153
>>29476054I feel like eating glue after listening to this
>>29476043The dark side offers many secrets the Trinitycucks are too blind to witness. Behold, as I shift into a falseflagger form!
>>29475863i agree. with holojp narratives there was an exoticness to it, you had narratives based on old nicovideo stream and shit like the aqua's chest gift to pekora disappearing made for great content. that and frankly most of the jp members have way more interesting past lives, especially since a lot of them ran in the same circles before joining hololive.With EN a lot of narratives feel forced (ame and gura hating each other, the whole retarded theory that ina is getting blacklisted for being korean ) and not even interesting.
>>29476047Reminder that this happened the same night and Festival is now on suicide watch. https://youtu.be/BiVk07oQZRY
>>29476168O-ouch...
>>29475951he's got a point tho, nobody's having a meltdown over it, people just mentioning that it's just annoying that she didn't put those materials in a chest after chat told her a couple of times that haachama needed it
>>29476134You're not wrong. I like her second outfit a lot but it does manage to make her look even more retarded.
>>29475943>picsHow... unmoving!
>>29476160when did redalice become this much of a simp?
>>29476025I only ever see ground pound and desk slam memes outside of here, but I don't go digging or anything. Her chat calls her cute when she does blatantly cute things, so it's not like they don't know, but yeah.
>>29476168How the fuck did the artist not notice that?
>>29476124What would you want them to do together? people seem pretty convinced Mori doesn't want to play Minecraft.
>>29474977>AmeliaHonestly can't really think of much to change. Force her to finally listen to Pop on Rocks I guess.>GuraNuke her chat, encourage her to collab more with people outside of her comfort zone.>InaI'd love to see her play slower paced comfy games, honestly a stream of her just grinding away in an mmo of her choice sounds fantastic.>KiaraStop the pity shit and the crying about numbers, nuke all the mentally ill white knights her crying has attracted.>MoriAgree with not doing collabs outside of Hololive, yeah. Podcast was a trainwreck.
Watching Ame trying to build this golem farm in creative with chat is so painful
>>29476064>viewers matter more than income
>>29476067
>>29476184Aren't they both known to be massive sluts with boyfriends? Why does Festival keep doing this to herself?
>>29476089GURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29476181KONPEKO KONPEKO KONPEKO HORORAIBU SAN KISEI NO USADA PEKORA PEKOOOOOO
>>29476167Hoshikawa is an ULTRA STACY and knows how to handle Matuli perfectly. Matuli's feelings are too strong and she hurts herself, if not Hoshikawa, then Fubuki, Luna, Roboco, Roberu, or literally any and everyone she meets.
>Korone has 1mil+ subs>her streams get ~20k and sometimes ~30k viewers, literally Ame numbers who has much less subs>meanwhile Gura who has basically the same amount of subs consistently gets 45-60k viewers, not to mention getting 120k on a fucking karaoke stream of all thingsSo what's the deal here? Was that narrative about majority of Korone subs being bots actually true? Isn't that kinda yab? Cover should investigate.
>>29476132Sorry, don't know the song/10
>>29476229The original post was complaining that Gura could potentially get more views than all of JP. Learn to read, schtizo anon.
>>29476069wait a minute, that bikini...
>>29476025Fans outside of here fall into three categories.>toxic gamer gremlin fans who want D.va to be real>clipwatchers who find her antics funny and kill memes like ground pound>gameplayfags who get on her ass for not being metaAnd of course, the casual fans who don't engage enough to fall into a category exist, as well as fan artists who always go for hornyposting.
>>29476168Art prowess: 10Anatomy awareness: 1
>>29476188There's no reason to even point it out. It's literally nothing. And lets not pretend half this thread wasn't having a meltdown over it anon. Either you weren't here or you're being completely disingenuous.
>>29476231>Why is Matsuri the way she is?She's a literal femcel.
>>29476251i don't really care whether she gets more viewers, but i do love her more than all of them put together so i know where i'll be.
I hate Haachama
>>29475943Very well.
How many of Hololive's BGMs are originally made for them and how many are just copyright free premade BGMs?
>>29476132Pretty good, the CBs charlie line feels a bit rough, but it might just be me.
Can I get some art of Gura crying. Sad and Happy tears are fine.
>>29475438There is no need to beg for crumbs when you have 20k paying members
>>29475023Except yo star are turbo webs who literally moved to Japan to escape the chunk regulations
>>29476263probably wasnt here then
>>29476248I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you aren't shitposting and are legitimately ignorant.She has a lot of dead subs that simply joined because of the multitude of meme viral videos featuring her, with no actual interest in her content.
>>29475296Is Klaiusposting the most shortlived type of posting we've had so far?
>>29476275
>>29476248EOPs love Korone and support her by subscribing to her channel, but can't watch her streams for long because they don't understand shit.
>>29476047I swear, Matsuri is such a legit funny girl. She just keeps em coming on the spot and makes it work. I dunno if it's great showmanship or if she's just playful like this in general but I really like it.Hoshikawa always comes off as bit of an asshole though.
>>29476243Damn if Hoshikawa Meets Kiara will Kiara be shown who the real stacy is? ULTRA STACY > GIGA STACY?
>>29476270Those perky nipples are too erotic.
>>29476081I think that's just a general trend with content creators, especially if they say something easily quotable/exploitable. BARRELS
>>29476181Anakin my allegiance is to the Unity for Hololive
>>29476217I'm sure they can find some kusoge to play, I just think they got a decent dynamic so I'm not picky with what they do.
>>29476248>EOPs see Korone memes>sub to her>turns out she doesn't speak eigo nearly as much as advertised>proceed to ignore the streams and keep watching funny clips
>>29476280no that'd be astelposting
>>29476188Yeah why is there so much overreaction to this? All I did was say that I was mildly annoyed by what Gura did and I get bombarded by chumbuds.
>>29476152What the fuck are you talking about schizo?
>>29476047So this is what it can look like when both parties play the act well, unlike takamori where it's all one-sided
>>29476237
>>29474217Don't know how you guys think Gura can even try to compete when a holo gen smash tourny got 100k+ viewers like a week ago
>>29476297Yeah Hoshikawa would fucking destroy Kiara. She's an actual Ultra Stacy, no joke.
>>29476300taru~
Is this really Kiara and her old friends?
Did Mori mentioned playing blasphemous in today stream ?
When did Haachama change her channel name from 'Akai Haato'? I just tried to look up her channel and I thought it was a joke/parody account but then I searched for "Akai Haato ch." and it lead me to the same link. This hurt my brain, I just wanted to check out HololiveEN Gen0.
>>29476271Kiara's is a commissioned work, pretty sure I remember her mentioning this a couple times.
>>29476113rare flat Ame, saved
As I live and breathe, you will NOT breed the clown
>>29476348When she murdered Akai Haato in cold blood.
>>29476231>massive sluts with boyfriendsOnly HSKW. Gundou came out of the closet.
>>29476348haachama is what happens when you embrace the naR.RATives
>>29476325>act
>>29476341Yeah I am thinking Kiara is actually more menhara than stacy but confidencing her way into stacy status
>>29474211Possible New Years outfit for Kiara?
>>29476345No, Kiara was more of a Willy Brandt type girl
>>29476291to be honest when matsuri collabs outside hololive it sometimes feel like they are laughing at her and not with her.
>>29476248Not every sub is equal.Are you dumb enough to think someone with 10x Gura's subs would also have to have 10x the viewers if they live stream?That's not how it works.Not to mention the fact that you can vastly increase your sub count but lower your percentage of active subs by putting out short meme videos or being features in them. See Fubuki/Korone.
>>29476280It's for the best. I think most people got the message when it started leaking to 5ch and those guys thought it was serious.
>>29476269We know, Haato.
>>29476371Gundou was never in the closet. She says she's bi but she only ever sleeps with women. This has been a part of her character since her debut, she even told Nijisanji about it beforehand and they were like "whatever".
>>29476047She seems a little too old for Matsuri
Reminder: if you think that Mori is even slightly bothered by Ame potentially overtaking her in sub numbers, you don't understand Mori at all.Unity is the only way.
>>29476346No. She implied that she would focus on Crash 4 for a while since it's letting her build up her self-confidence in playing games on-stream. If it means that she'll stop saying she's bad at video games all the time, I'll take it.
>ctrl + f avocado>0 resultsavocado
>>29474462Did you notice 2 hours in when Gura brain was so shot she had to tell herself to single-mindedly finish her current task before she could allow herself to respond to Ame in the ingame chat? Her ADHD sounded so bad there I actually started really feeling bad for her.
>>29476303Yeah true, I just wondered if anyone had ideas, I just hope it's not something too intense because I want some good conversation.
>>29476419gura's pits
>>29476301Ninomae Ina'nis is one of the dumbest girls in hololive that I’ve had the “pleasure” to watch. A sullen, dull and quiet girl, she added nothing to holoEN except, “Gee, let's draw together.” Also, illegally released much doxx Information. A real dope!
>>29476243>>29476297>>29476325>>29476291Meanwhile, "giga stacy" Hoshikawa gets RAPED by our very own Gen 0 HAACHAAMA KEK https://youtu.be/tJjUtq25NW8The food chain:Menhera < Stacy < HAACHAAMA
Why is Ame the only one who treats her chat like shit? Isn't treating your fans badly in idol industry a big no no? She should take some lessons from Gura, Mori and Ina.
Do holos care more about superchats or memberships?
>>29476291>>29476397Matsuri absolutely needs to be reigned in though and sometimes the Holos aren't up for it or are too kind to do it. That's why Hoshikawa works, she gives her just enough to be happy but always puts a stop to anything that would send her into menhera territory. Sadly enough, I think Hoshikawa is now her longest standing relationship, seeing as how she's burned bridges with everyone else.
>>29476444Haachama is another place of existence, no one can rival her
If Kiara right now is still kusotori, what would a theoretical kamitori Kiara look like?
>>29476419gura palta
Hey ES bros, can you help me out a bit? How do you say "I am Aqua" in Spanish?
>>29476452Her chat deserves it and likes it
>>29476452Cause her chat is shit
>>29476410Mori just whisper thanks for the Akaspa in my ear and I'll drop $500
>>29476168I give up on trying to fix it
>>29476452Chat is a reflection of the streamer. Ame's chat is basically Twitch-Lite. They dump on her, she dumps on them. Its like poetry.
Is it too much to ask for a Holo who makes videos like Company ManI want to hear a Holo speak debt to asset ratios directly into my ear
>>29476474boku es akua
>>29476444Hoshikawa and Haachama are actual IRL friends newfag. Hoshikawa actually auditioned for the part of Akai Haato.
I have a feeling that Ame loves the prequel trilogy.
>>29476410The only people who care are like, 3 numberfags from here.
come to Brazil
Here, KFP. I hope you like it.
>>29476399>Are you dumb enough to think someone with 10x Gura's subs would also have to have 10x the viewers if they live stream?If they're not a streamer obviously not. But Korone and Gura are both streamers.
>>29476259Cool to see that someone else made the connection with the "gamer gremlin d.va". I keep using the word pigeonholing for Ame, but it feels like the different categories want to reduce her to any one label and think her acting outside of it as a weird one-off act.I also think her snapping at chat last night for spamming "go help Gura" sprouts from the same issue.
REMINDER: The GurAme arc is over thanks to Ame decided to stream while on her period. She made Gura feel bad and Gura is the type to overthink this kinda thing and it will heavily impact the friendship.Unless Ame apologizes
>>29476493*agua
How scary is SOMA? I wanted to play it myself beforehand so the stream didn't spoil me, but I'm not good with stuff like jumpscares.
>>29476444THE STACY FEARS THE RETARD
>>29476452It's called banter, anon. Her chat gives her shit and she gives people shit in return.Occasionally there's a sweet GFE moment and the rarity of it makes it all the nicer.
>>29476452They like it anon. It's not serious, they have fun.
>>29476501>tit window was actually bubbabased
>>29476452Because her chat is shit
>>29476183I want to believe we are slowly getting past it. The hole narrative making left is being slowly filled by ad buying and vocaroo threads. I feel bad for Klaius but Lyger did not spur such quality content in such a small amount of time and he is actually creepy. In the end 4chan is 4chan because of the OC produced, and Joseph and the rest gave us on the best runs I seen in the 12 years I been here, at least until they broke containment.On that note, we desperately need Ame or Mori to watch Fight Club. This place did not respect rules 1&2 back then, but at least they knew what they were.
>>29476444they're friends though
>watching guras passpartout stream+peak comfy
>>29476452stop watching Ame then retard. We like it when she treats us like shit. It makes the occasional sweetness better
>>29476377She is really into idols and cosplay. With enough pressure she would fail to defend her failed career and break.
>>29476513remember to take your meds and get friends
>>29476495doesn't change the fact that hachaama is top
>>29476504based
>>29476487>Mori on poorfag mode until first holo paycheck>chat somehow full of richbeatsThis one doesnt add up
>>29476452I only see members chat but I've gotten use to it, so much so, that I prefer it compared to the circle jerk in other streams
>>29476481looks good to me!
I miss rratposting...
>>29476520Its underwater amnesia. Kinda tense, and sometimes loud noises, but I don't remember anything jumping up and yelling BOO.
>>29476526Yes, in case you haven't noticed the shitposting rotation has fallen on the amelia wheel now
>>29476470
>>29476513Find something new, anon. It's boring now.
>>29476444HAACHADMA I FUCKING KNEEL BEFORE YOUR RETARD STRENGTH
>>29476452That's her moe point retard.
>>29476183It also doesn't help that the narratives are constantly btfo unlike JP ones where you can't even understand what they're saying. Hell these can hardly be considered narratives when it's literally all projection and making things up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK IM LOOPING NOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAHHH NOT AGAIN IM LOOOOOOOPING
>>29476553Its the gap
>>29476520there's a few monsters that chase you like in Amnesia (you can turn them off) but mostly it's an existential/environmental dread
>>29476345Actually, that's just a photoshopped picture of Adolf Hitler and the cast of K-On. Adolf is a real-life historical figure, while the girls are from an anime. This picture cannot be real, because they exist in different dimensions. There's no Kiara here, and her character was created recently, so she wouldn't be able to appear in the show. They're not friends, because they don't even know each other. You probably have a low IQ or you don't pay attention. Next time, think or do some research before posting shit like this. Otherwise, you're just using up an image in a thread with limited images and wasting everyone's time with your inane bullshit.
>>29476089
>>29476520It's more horror in a existential sense than a scary jumpscare game, but it does still have some scary moments
>>29476563>not a thread goes by without rratpostingWhat did anon mean by this?
>>29476544Why would I want friends, they will only betray you
>>29476183now you know how JOPs feel about their own narratives
>>29476532Klaius going from being a god to Mike Myers around here is one of the funniest turnarounds I've seen.
>>29476506Snapping is a bit of a powerful word, especially in the case of Ame, she was softspoken as fuck.https://youtu.be/SuY9fikXQbk?t=3736
>>29476420https://youtu.be/ZmTcW28YEgo?t=7715Trying to entertain chat, staying in character, and playing Minecraft at the same time was too much for shork brain. If she wants to get better at this, she should do more Minecraft reps offline.
>>29476520There are barely any jumpscares as far as I remember. And it's more existential dread scary than normal horror scary.
>>29476520From what my friend told me its kinda like an existential dread kinda horror game. He could be full of shit though
>>29476428You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
>>29474566>no Cocoit's shit
>>29476604just git gud at picking friends
>>29476428Patience Anakin. Use the meds.
>>29476248Older accounts usually have more dead subs.
>>29476563ogey
Earn this
>>29476591Who wins? Chumguts, Klaius Myers, or Pedomee?
>>29474217https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328821020711673858/photo/1? was it that offhand mid stream thingy she was talking because that's more or less spitballing not a schedule.
>>29476504LOOK AT HER GO
>>29476452Ame isn't an idol, she can't even sing and I bet she dances like she has 2 wooden pegs for legs.
>>29476611i still save every fucking holo pic he posts, but he needs to stop worrying about gura noticing him. she already noticed him.
>>29476452An easy way to tell when someone is making a shitpost intended to stir things up is that they will start with something that sounds accusatory in the form of a question, they will then follow that up with one or more questions that assume the original accusation is an objective truth, finally ending on a statement referencing peers of the original subject in either a positive or negative light.
Talkshow soon...
>>29476168>>29476481There was an attempt.
>>29476590Nice falseflag
>>29476618she should pull an Ina and focus 100% onto the game
>>29475053Bruh...
>>29474842Gura has the best voice
>even Ina's thumbnail is aleady sad/frustratedCan't wait to post lonely Ina greentext for this 51 stream
>>29476138I look so fucking good there
KFP bros. What's that 5 player game HoloEN played? The one where they pushed each other and Kiara was in a chicken suit.I wanna use it as a reference for something. Thanks. Love you.
>>29475689https://youtu.be/7VOu_HrS7Mc
>>29476553My narrative is that most of them are former poorfagsI was, and her first superchat breakdown is what hooked me.
>>29476649>soonYou still got a whole 6 hours worth of activities you can procrastinate on!
>>29476612That's the wrong moment. That anon was referring to earlier in the stream when chat was telling Ame to help Gura with building.
>>29476652Damn that actually looks good
>>29476474Is this some kind of Soi joke? I don't get it.
>>29476504Thx!
https://youtu.be/n017V9_AuXQ?t=279Reminder>stressful
>>29476662Gang Beasts
>>29474994>A lot of indies are keeping an eye on EN and copying the stuff they do.Sounds like a huge mistake. The biggest advantage an indie has is fewer restrictions on what they can play and do. EN is more successful primarily due to marketing and the average quality of the talents being higher, not because of the shitty games they're stuck playing.
>>29476630Please Master understand he is still a padawan
>>29476687ty.
>>29476628Sorry anon if you think this is a charity project, that bitch is no HoloEN until she starts collabing with them.
>>29476644Yeah most artists never get acknowledged by their oshi at all. Dude should just be happy she noticed him period and cherish that.
>>29476611Ive not yet seen any Klaius edits of him on Shrek or Austin Powers, got any saved?
>>29476538It was really something special. And the accompanying thread was actually decent.
I wish I was Bubba right now, licking Ame's feet
>>29476630KUSO JIJI, I WILL FINISH WHAT MAUL-NYAN STARTED
>>29476506It's weird to see outsiders' surprise at Ame acting the way she did in the first Haachama collab, and then again in the Roboco collab, and then again in some other stream. Even in this thread I saw a few people acting surprised at Ame's demeanor during (most of) her Antichamber streams when it was nothing new if you've seen Superliminal, most of her Minecraft, etc.I don't really think it's her fault either, except for maybe the way she'll react to chat sometimes by going "Toxic? No, that wasn't toxic." She doesn't seem to mind it though and it's at least a part of her character so I try not to let it bother me much.
Anyone else have the AZKi music festival on in the background?
Why is Ina so sad in her thumbnail?
Gura looks better without a tail
>>29476649"One of my viewers wanted me to ask you: exactly how fertile is your dusty womb?"
>>29475371That would be nice, Amelia could do the coding with mori helping with animations and sprite work, ina could provide more detailed character illustrations for a certain parts of the game (supernovas and the like) and work with mori on some other art elements. Gura, kiara and Mori could all lend vocal support to the music, and they game could be voice acted by all of them. That would be quite nice
>>29475689Considering what other people already linked, Polka really is the best in the catchy songs area.https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3
I think im in love... With takodachis!
>>29476718She's playing a party game alone She's already practicing her Bob and Cindy voice
>>29476674Oh yeah, I'm retarded, speedread it about being raiding.
>>29475689https://youtu.be/XicsmEZGsUY
>>29476624General Kenobi, you disappoint me. Turn to the falseflagging side, and we will overthrow the hlgg.
>>29476692Meesa think your oshi is stinky, Obi.
>>29475842>>29475689Tokino's is god-tier but as that's already been posted I will leave you with a worthy contender:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0WoTXrxRvY
>>29476591Gura is flanked
>>29476685Don't remind me
>>29476723no, makes her look too generic
>>29476709Oh i don't think so
ashi..
>>29476723Proof?
Create some good narratives.>Kiara was hired by Aqua to assassinate Pekora, got captured. Memories were put into containment via her limiter, but she still had fragments left that drew her towards Pekora for an unknown reason that she assumes is devotion>Mori doesn't actually know what a scythe is, thinks it's from RWBY>Ina and AO-chan are twins who swap out roles whenever they want>Amelia is actually Enma from the L4D2 stream, she went back in time and made the Hololivemanager_en account to cover herself, that's why she was the first to encourage a different name like Enma, to dissuade questions>Gura does not actually know exactly what she's doing
>>29476713She has explained it already (not that it should even need explanation to any sane human). Chat knows her and has watched tons of hours of her, they understand the kind of banter and they are used to her raging or being honest about those moments.When she collabs with a new senpai, of course she will hold back. The same way you would probably hold back some of your autism when you are introduced to a new person. As they get to know each other better, Ame can be more of her true self. You can see that with Gura.
>>29476685IT'S BEENA MONTH
>>29476765I want to run my hand under her stockings right at her thighs..
>>29476713There's no excuse for it here, but I can understand it in the wider internet at least. A lot of people's exposure to holos is through clips, and a lot more clips are going to be made of someone raging than someone being nice and chill.
>>29476776>Amelia took time off to get a gun license after THAT happened as she was worried about idolfags>Kiara helped train her
What kicked off the Star Wars shitposting?I'm enjoying it lmao
>>29476753The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, gungan. All holos are precious and deserve love and respect.
>>29474291huke didn't draw it
>>29476776>that first oneAre you a chunibyo?
>>29475023Are you saying that Ina chose the chinks? And what would happens if a gook collab'd with nips? Are you saying that nips would flip their shit like chinks? What about the amongUs En x Gen5 collab?I'm loss here.
>>29476731Anon, no!
>>29476799this but with kiara
>>29476636I have a colored photo of myself during that war
Only 2 hours into the Ame streamDoes she make the iron generator?Chat consistently is giving her dogshit advice and leaves out information and it's mind numbing to hear her to the same shit over and over again.
Gura and Ina should do a prequel watchalong together.
>>29476748I will never join you Dooku
>>29476647They also overuse certain terms, like the name of a particular fanbase or "bro/s". Just something I noticed.
>>29476765This is where the boner is made
>>29476809Not anymore, but I remember enough to tap into those embarrassing middle school years.
>>29476419aguacate
>>29476806
>Your EN oshi>Your JP oshi>Your RLM oshi
>>29476776>the last pointListen here you little SHIT she knows exactly what's she's doing how are you so AUTISTIC and DUMB that you can't tell??? And don't you dare call me thin skinned
Bros, I can't stop listening to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7VK3pne8N4when will EN get a song as good as this?
>>29476819Who else?
>>29476636Never forget those brave takodachi who gave their lives for our priestess storming the beaches of Nova Prospekt.
>>29476799>the date stream and GFE aren't therecmon anon
>>29476845>Gura>Polka>Don't have one
>>29476818she managed to make it, just needs to replicate it on the server now after finishing her GENIUS xp farm
>>29476776>Mori doesn't actually know what a scythe is, thinks it's from RWBYMy sides>yadda yadda twinshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Age_of_Detective_Fiction#Description_of_the_genre
>>29476764Master Niggerman has taught me well, Obi-nyan.
>>29476689That's not all they do obviously, but it's pretty clear they're taking cues from what works for the girls.
>>29476799Fucking genius
>>29476849not even better than Mori's worst song
>>29476845>Gura>Matsuri>Holywood superstar Rich Evans
>>29476849that sounds like moeshit
>>29476845>Gura>Pikamee>I don't watch them but the short balding guy is funny from what I've seen
>>29476845MoriBotanJay
>>29476877When are you playing Blasphemous Mori?
>>29476845GuraKoroneRich "Dick the birthday boy" Evans
>>29476849It bothers me that the first 6 seconds make me feel like this song will be something else than what it turns intoReally like the beginning
>>29476718Forced to play alone, thanks Cover
>>29476868Who better than Ina to be following the most overused idea in "wah"dunits
>>29476851I don't remember any other ENs referencing Star Wars besides those two.
>>29476845>Gura>Kanata>Mike
>>29476849ARM is really good at what he does, but denpa is terrible idolshit...
>>29476776Since we know Ina goes to 4chan, I solidly believe she's actually the one trying to spread the "Ina can't collab with JP because of Yostar" narrative, because she felt she was being left out of schizo-posting. This has the added benefit of providing cover for the fact she's actually running a rival vtuber business.
>>29476845Mori and Kiara as a combo mealNoelMr. Plinkett
People post the sweat video but I feel like everyone overlooks how fucking depressing this donation goal is.
>>29474930https://streamable.com/mmrkos
>>29476647Did you come up with that bullshit yourself, teamate? Do you really think that anyone who has a different opinion is trying to start shit? You should take some tips from Deadbeats and grow a thicker skin.
>>29474705>tfw the tranny shark has ALSO played it
>>29476845>Mori>Marine>Literally who?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87nM-g3isc
>soma is at 5 AMmaybe ill sleep a little bit
>>29476845>Gura>Aki>Mike
Gyuhu!https://youtu.be/K8OIa0HCzKY
>>29476927t. Tentacultist
>>29476849Next week
>>29476845HaachamaHaachamaHaachama
>>29476933Goodnight chumbud. See you in several hours.
>>29476921Jesus christ.
>>29476821Did you hear the tragedy of Korone's divorce? I though not, it's not the story the jannies would tell you.
>>29476921Eh it's okay, she's been there before.
>>29476611I really applaud the rice hat Michael Myers anon. He was posting them for a bit and they weren't really picking up traction, and I don't even think people understood what it was supposed to mean. But he kept it up and eventually it caught on with the vocaroo+ad, and now we have Cunny Roads and a bunch of other OC.
>>29476845AmeMiko
>Ame makes her XP farm>It's only 93.45% as effective as it could be>AHHHHHH YOU DUMB BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOLLOW THIS TUTORIAL EXACTLY YOU'RE FUCKING RUINING THE GAME UNSUBBED UNSUBBED DIE DIE DIEWhy are minecraft autists like this
>>29474838nope, only content I can make is computer shit towards autism FOSS projects. I've streamed/recorded some of this in the past but it's just not interesting.
>>29476921Jesus Christ, anon, is this what you find when you indie dive?
cunny cunny cunny
>chumbuds are RichfagsCringe
>>29476877Nice jokethe long version kind sucks tho
>>29472999Everyone is racist. White, vietmanese, filipino, korean, japanese, various flavors of spics, etc. The problem was the dumbfucks who fully embraced gang culture and are either in jail and/or rely on gibs at this point. On the flip side everyone hates niggers the most and wiggers (at the time) were especially picked-on. I'm not going out of my way to constantly schizo on Mori but fuck wiggers.
>>29476921Whose is/was that?
>>29476776>Ame is an actual time traveller LARPing as a fake one LARPing as a detective>the reason she's so tech-savvy compared to the other Holos is because she's literally from the future>all her fucked up childhood stories (the hole in her head, getting her tongue cut off, etc.) were all war injuries during her fight with the machines
>>29476921>Sleeping in a car is comfortable>>29476981>IndieI mean she used to be one...
>>29476977You already answered yourself
>>29476947Made for tennis instructor cock
>>29475655I just can't seem to find anything especially juicy to speculate about. >>29475863 is right in that the lack of a language barrier means it's now more difficult than ever to sell bullshit to newfags and clip watchers. I can't rely on stuff like "5ch said" or "The chinks said" like I used to on /hlg/. The lack of a language barrier narrows down so many creative options, and most of the options that are left are all too boring and obvious to warrant discussing or mentioning beyond the first thread they're posted in. Being a HoloEN narrativefag nowadays is suffering. The alternatives of doxxposting and low-effort numberfagging are neither fun nor worth the bans either.
>>29476991Don't go deeper anon, you will regret it.
>>29476845AmeNoelMike
I'm still curious about AO-chan, it can't be a Cover staff because it wouldn't make sense to just give Ina a moderator. But finding someone you trust ready to mod and be there anytime you stream seems pretty hard, basically no one got one in Hololive. How did Ina managed to have such a mod.
>>29476983Agreed.
>>29476849Mori will probably never make a song like thisGura is up in the airKiara loves idol shit and her song comes out next week so we'll see
>>29476978what do you like most about your projects?what drives you to autism?
>>29477015Its her sister.
>>29476991>Who's wasA detective.
>no Amelia Tennison paizuri art yetThe HoloEN project has failed, shut it down.
>>29476982Have you tried not being poor?
>>29477015it's ane-nis
>>29476474I don't get it it's "Onions Aqua" btw
I'm guessing Gura ordered that capture card if she already talking about challenging Ame and Ina to a Smash fightRFA soon
Will Ina play Mahjong? Thumbnail says yes.
>>29476868Somehow I could equally believe that Mori is a RWBY or that she hates it completely.
>>29477025>>29477036I mean alright, but having a sister ready to mod any time you ask and for hours, still baffle me
>>29476902same energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIokp4MonxE
>>29476982Says who? I'm broke as fuck.
>>29477015Probably ane'nis
>>29477007Sounds like a you problem. I've seen plenty of creative and interesting narratives.
https://youtu.be/B-lOayXc8pQ?t=14S-surely she'll get back to me about this soon.. fuhaha...
>>29477029Need time for it to filter down to the Japanese
you told me Ina is bad at games but she got first Hades clear on 20th run and I'm still trying on my 35th
>I wouldn’t have auditioned at all. I wouldn’t have become an idol in the first place. I am very thankful for the experience, I think it made me much stronger and a better person in some ways, but I sadly have to say that it damaged my mental health and my self confidence quite a lot. I wouldn’t say I regret it, but I would have chosen a different way for my life, I think.
>>29477021>Gura is up in the airGura talked about recording something yesterday so who knows
>>29476819What is each girl's favorite trilogy? Mori seems like the kind of girl to unironically enjoy the sequels cause of the whole strong women representation and hollywood blockbuster shit.
>>29476184holy shit it hurts to watch this clip after the other and I'm not even a Matsurisu
>>29476776Watson is from the past, not the future, and shes trying to steal the Hololive technology to bring it back with her.Watson is a gay test tube baby from Holmes and Moriarty's DNA being combined
>>29477040I bet she forgot she needs one.
>>29476993>doesn't respond to guras flirting because she's her grandma>is here to ensure her own birth by protecting gura from Him
>>29477060being worse than a girl is my fetish
>>29477057Keep up, anon. Ame is waiting for Gura to pick the movie.
Why do I get the impression that Mori feels its embaressing to have to use an anime avatar and looks down a little on people who watch vtubers?
>>29477049It's safe to assume she's paid either by Holo or Ina or a combination of the two.
>>29476922Didn't she call us a special place?
>>29476506>I also think her snapping at chat last night for spamming "go help Gura" sprouts from the same issue.I will hate clippers (even more) if they clip that, she was completely justified in getting mad. Imagine going to her stream to tell her how much you wish you were watching someone else, it's rude as fuck, and it's a reason it's one of the rules.
>>29476532Lyger didn't generate content precisely because he is actually creepy. It's fun to meme about Klaius being literally Michael fucking Myers when he's super harmless himself, but with Lyger it would be in very bad taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbv8aa-W3dkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbv8aa-W3dkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbv8aa-W3dkINA INA INAAAA~
>>29477067You think that would be her taste? After that fucking Boondock Saints watchalong?There is no doubt in my mind Mori is an Anakin Gosling, if she likes Star Wars.
>>29476028holy FUCK that scared me
>>29477072She does it to herself. Festival's feelings are almost as heavy as her body weight.
>>29477057Never gonna happen now
>>29476961I refuse to believe it from a traitor like you Dooku
>>29477037well played
>>29476921Damn, that must be a shit shack.
Ame-chan!
>>29477061Poor chickim. Think she still feels this way?
>>29476685Don't do this to me.
>>29476845AmeHachamaDon’t have one
>>29477097I'm ready.I don't think Kiara would be, though.
helo hlgg wats ur favurit sort of cunny?https://poal.me/2v9c4vhttps://poal.me/2v9c4vhttps://poal.me/2v9c4v
>>29477042Yes, she will play mahjong with Sio.
>>29477103So, not that much..?
>>29477099And NO Obi Wan?
>>29477081>Is here to ensure her own birth by giving Gura to Himfixed.
>>29477025>>29477036>>29477055>t. didn't listen to the zatsudan after Aliens watchalong
>>29476977Minecraft autists go into a seething rage when you "waste" dirt, anon.They're a special breed.
>>29477097>has to say her own name cause no one else is playing with herIna.....
>>29476921and we know she ended homeless anyways kek
>>29476845AmeChamaMike
>>29477067>Mori seems like the kind of girl to unironically enjoy the sequels cause of the whole strong women representation and hollywood blockbuster shit.t. has literally never watched Mori.She's either an OTfag, or her favorite movie is Rogue One just because of the Vader scene at the end.
>>29477097>Ina playing clubhouse, the quintessential colab game, alone
>>29477140You're right I fell asleep after the movie
This is true.
I haven't been here in a few days bros, who do we hate now? I'm a bit lost with the latest narratives.
>holoJP joins server>any interaction between her and other holos instantly births narrativesYou fags need to go back to /hlg/. Don' you have some 60 page narrative to write about why Aqua hates Pekora and viceversa?
>>29477112Chicken!
>>29477066I bet it's just something short like that voice clip she did for Marine.
Ina's stream... It has that "going to see a movie by yourself" feeling to it.It's fine, but kind of sad
>>29477096Lyger generates narratives. Remember when Matuli took a break and he told everyone it was because of her chat? Then she actually had to come out and tell everyone it was because of a family matter. He apologized but that fuck still has the gall to post things on his videos like "DONT SPEAK FOR THE HOLO and TAKE EVERY TRANSLATION WITH A CLIP OF SALT INCLUDING MINE". Fuck Lyger.
>>29476765my little sister very very cute
>>29477097Ina is lonely...
>>29474756
>>29477007You think that just because we speak the language means that we can somehow "disprove" narratives on sight now? If that were true, tabloids would be out of business by now. Even with only 5-7 Holos in EN right now, there's no way any of us would waste time watching every single stream, and even if we did, I doubt we'd remember every moment from all of them; we have better shit to do with our lives, after all. Saying Kiara or Ame said some shit during a zatsudan isn't disprovable unless you actually care to surf through hours of filler footage to double check. Narratives didn't get "weaker", you just choose to ignore them by default.
>>29477153Someone post that depressing clip of twap playing it alone.
>>29477112
>>29477164YAGOO IN FRONT OF SLAPPED AQUA PEKORA
>>29476845GuraKoroneDick
>>29477164We have a native to this thread writing a 50 page narrative on Gura, is that good?
>>29477012I put two and two together.
>>29476685Sure were different times
>>29477135Matsuri used to weigh 200 pounds.
>>29477200This but unironically
>>29476319>misread a social situation to the point that you attribute malice to her actions>care too much about Minecraft>b-but I didn't do anythingYep it's autism alright.
So how much of a kino mess is dst collab gonna be?
>>29477153Watching JP holos play Yahtzee alone is a soul crushing experience
>>29477112Powerful!
>>29474411mostly it's because the chat immediately filsl with "HEY MOONA" and they assume it's all SEA people doing it, which gets on the nerves of a couple guys that start running it into the ground, doing the exact same thing they hate
>>29476845>Ina>Coco>Mike
>>29477145But Anon Ina Inaa and Inaaaa are different people.
>>29477152and what are your favorites? Prequel or Original?
>>29477210Maximum Sufferkino.I'm calling for at least 2 restarts when everyone dies.
>Forgot Ina had a stream today>Going to miss it Fuck
>>29477113Everything is a learning experience, just hope the mistakes you make aren't bad enough to fuck you up in life.
>>29476214>>29476168>>29476089
>>29477137So what you're saying is that Klauis has already impregnated Gura but is trying to find her to abort the baby and Ame is trying to protect the baby because that is her future parent?
>>29477164>holoJP joins serverhasn't happened yet, aqua might be the first though
>>29477097I can't wait to watch Ina's collab!
>>29477097I almost want to watch this because I like Ina, but I don't wanna mute AZKis 48 hour music stream... tough choices.
>>29477164Noel slapped Marine with her big tiddies in front of Yagoo
image limitkill the thread>Your oshi>Your favorite Star Wars movie
>>29477228It's okay, everyone else forgot as well
>>29477228Don't worry, all her friends are going to miss it too.
https://youtu.be/GZHpW480HF8Blursed video
>ina ina>ina ina inaW-Wah...
>>29477247InaThe Empire strikes back
>>29477023A combination of idealism and enjoying participating in small communities, so this leaves me with tight knit FOSS groups. These types of groups usually only exist for maintaining autism software.Plan9 is most of where I put most of my free time these days.
>>29476845GuraFubukiMike (RLM collab when?)
>>29477060Imagine not throwing like a girl but worse
>Playing 51 Clubhouse Games aloneIna... doushite...
>>29474277they don't give a single fuck what EN does
>>29477087Cease! Mori is a pure maiden that enjoys watching Japanese cartoons made not just for children, but the womanchildren and the manchildren, too! She's a very kind, hardworking, talented and humble person, and her purity and innocence elegantly contrasts the character she was supposed to portray! I love Mori and I love all holos! All holos are queens!
>>29477210it's going to be a entertaining shitshow and I would have it no other way. Expect more Ame mother hen like in the Nether minecraft collab.
>>29477244Just lower the AZKi volume to 25%, and have Ina at max.
>>29477247robocospaceballs
>>29477203>used toSo?
H-hey Gu... Gura..*cough*About that Portal 2..Ok well let me know when you're home and see this message..
>>29477247>ame>stars wars is gay
>>29477222OT, but I think the prequels get too much hate because Phantom Menace ruined their reputation with how damn shitty it was.and the first two sequels have some good moments, but they're mostly shit.IX is pure shit though
Is Ina shadowbanned? I don't see the stream on my subs page.
>>29477247InaI don't feel very strongly about any of them
>>29477247InaAttack of the Clones
>>29476765Futomomo
>>29474231This is so fucking funny and terrible holy shit
>>29474231lol I stopped at the moment she said "gay", just made me laugh she went there and i gave up
>>29477289see >>29477153
>>29477247KiaraUnironically, Revenge of the sith
>>29477286based
>>29477247ChickenAttack of the Clones
Ina's streaming is starting soon, can't wait to see the thread talk about everything but it.
>>29477247 >Mori >Revenge of the Sith
>>29475911Which site is that?
Ina's rainy background ending scene is going to seem even worse today.
>>29477087Anon your impression is pretty much correct.
I-is Ina playing Don't Starve with them?
>>294741525 minutesate some apple puree today that had lemon juice concentrate in it and now one of my teeth is sensitive when brushing, but cold water does not hurt. hope this fixes itself. pretty pissed.how was your day /hlgg/?
>>29474231please no
>>29477231Obviously, remember all the evidence points to a pregnant Gura. Klaius is too much of a coward to take responsibility so he's trying to stop her from coming to term.
Both Gura and Ame should be awake, why won't they play with Ina....Please... someone... anyone... play with Ina...
>>29477247MoriThe empire strickes back
>>29477244Use Azkis as bgm
>>29477210Mori will ruin it
Since we hit image limit>your oshi>your favorite soundpost
*Ayame praying image*Ina's collab is sure to be blessed today
>>29477247MoriEmpire
>>29477247>Gura>Any of the prequels
>>29477007>wah wah i'm not creative enoughyeah, we noticed.
>>29477164Polka was only visiting, sucks that it went a bit scuffed maybe Kiara hates her
>>29477333Gura has online classes. Ame... don't know what she's doing.
>>29476984>Not liking SABISU SABISU~!Get outta /jp/!
>>29475911WHere's Taiwan timezone?
Friend!
>>29474231>I identify>Very gayGOD BLESS HOLOEN GEN1
>>29477040She could just be planning on having Ame or Ina stream it on their channel.
>Your oshi>Whatever you want to say. I dunno man, be yourself. Need to kill this thread because of image limit, so im just surveyposting. You can talk about your oshi here, or a HoloJP. A game you played, a hobby you have, your hopes and dreams. Whatever you say here will be good. Even if it's and ogey or a rrat. Do not let anyone stop you from writting what you want. At the end of the day you do matter, so if you decide that what you type here is important enough to be mentioned, then it is. Dont burden yourself with doubt.
>>29477310the best prequel
what is the actual most likely non-schizophrenic reason for Ina being sent to collab jail
aaaaa ina is about to start but I'm having a REALLY good risky rain run
>>29475911>Prime us hours>3pm EST>Noon PST????
>>29477247GuraRotS
>>29477344AmeFive nights at pekora's
>>29477040>>29477369looking forward to more distant incoherent gura yelling
>>29477247>ame>a new hope
>>29477097why don't just collab with non-holo vtubers?
>>29477359Ame still hadn't finished making Kiara's intro last night, she either doing that or sleeping
>>29477378The archives will be there, anon, its ok.
>>29477372InaI just woke up
>>29477247>Ina>Rouge One
>>29477015It's not Ane'nis. Ao-chan speaks better Japanese than Ina and Ina once asked her for permission before making a poll. Ao-chan is a cover employee (or maybe just an intern like l*s*rb**t) but it seems like Ina knew her beforehand, which isn't actually that surprising. The Priestess has been a professional in the English-speaking anime sphere for a long time and knows a lot of people.
>>29477021>>29477066If Gura actually puts out an original city pop style song and charged $5, taking a 60/40 split in her favor to cover, she could literally comfortably retire.
>>29477375she's just busy with work
>>29477375China
>Your Oshi>Your carry weaponCalliSmith and Wesson MP Shield
>>29474943>>29475597Tengaku
>>29477372ChickenDark Souls 2 is better than Dark Souls 3
>chama board>can't post haachama chama
>>29477364Please just kill the thread Meido. It's going to 300 posts of nonsense.
>>29477375She's being moved to holoKR next month
>>29477344AmePops on rocks
>>29477387Haven't actually seen that one, make sure to post it next thread.
>>29477375working for the chink game
>>29477410GuraS&W M&P Shield 9 (but looking to get a 45)
>>29474231Many of these types (and worse) are gonna be auditioning or re-auditioning for HoloEN Gen 2 and beyond. Allah have mercy on us!
>>29477333I can buy the idea of playing this game alone to understand more traditional games. When you're in a collaboration you've got to consider the person you're playing with and the fun they are having while alone Ina can take her time to actually learn games.
Ina...just play with your sister...
>>29477375see >>29475911
>>29474231every time I get a little further, and every time I regret it more
>>29477401>knows a lot of people>yet still has barely any friendsAnd that didn't change now that she's part of Hololive either...
>>29477087She did, but you can thank her for changing her mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632QL4cM-7IHonestly deadbeats this girl is your Sora. You should worship the ground she steps on. She is the only reason your girl does not look down on you anymore.
>>29477372InaI want a wife like Ina so bad it hurts.
>>29477231Sound like one of the retarded Halloween sequels indeed.
>>29477419holofarts
>>29477087>Mori feels its embaressing to have to use an anime avatarYes.>looks down a little on people who watch vtubers?Not after she stopped being a jealous ho.
>>29477372>Mori>I just bought Doom Eternal Ancient Gods, I had the time to buy and finish the main campaign in the time since Mori's last Doom episode, onegai play it again it's so fun on PC, I love you Mori.
Have you all forgotten so easily? Or are most of you new?https://files.catbox.moe/5vcw5n.mp4How quickly this happiness can be taken away.
>>29477087Because she said so while having deadbeats slurp her braps
>>29477247>ame>not a star wars guy, but unironically the last jedi
>>29477057Gura please just ask her for next week. Ame has no movie plans until Christmas so this is your chance.
>>29477247GuraRevenge Of the Sithpretend I posted a chumchad picture
>ina hours>thread is down to a crawldamn...
>>29477419Meido most likely asleep
>>29477375Busy with pre-holiday gacha skin comissions and unable to match schedules with people who are also busy. Even HoloJPs talked multiple times on how it can take weeks or even months match up schedules to be able to collab. Expressing that usually it's not as simple as just doing it.
>>29477375She works with China and she can't collab with JP because they are stained by Coco
>>29475911Ah yes, U.S. prime time @ 3EST and12 PST on a weekday. Retard.
Startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbv8aa-W3dk
>>29477375Work and family collided with her senpais having packed schedules and only a few spots to work with her
>>29477432>members-only masturbation collab with anenis
>>29477456It's anudda shoah!
>>29477323When is DDT again? I'm super excited to see them fucking die
>>29477456I like the other one better.
>>29477375She tried to tentacle ERP with a senpai who wasn't into it
>>29477429Moona, apologize. t. yabai yaoi yaboi Yagoo, ya.
>>29477372KiaraFor Star Wars posters: Gura didn't just burn the cobblestone, but the dirt and gravel too.
>>29477375Busy with work and family stuff
>>29477439>She is the only reason your girl does not look down on you anymoreShe probably still does but money is money
>>29477489If only.
Get ready Takodachi. The Priestess might be lonely, so it's our job to keep her company.
>>29477456KEKNever watched this version
>>29477355>>29477056Cite ONE (1) good HoloEN naRrative from this month
>>29477375I'm actually buying that her chink gacha gig is troubling her.
>>29477500Okay, I'll kneel. Can you post the other one?
>>29477520Gura's pregnancy
>dead hours until 16:00 PSTsigh...
>>29477486>boring holo playing a boring game SOLOtime to sleep with Ina
Are you guys hyped for Ina's clubhouse collab?
Ina.Ina! IIIINNNNAAAAAAA!!!
>>29477372>Mori>I just want to get better, do my reps, and be happy in life man, seems so far away though...
>210 posts to go Anons, let's discuss something serious. Kiara owns a gun: why don't you?
>>29477520Mori and Calliope split personalities
>>29477323Imagine the narratives if she doesn't
>>29477539
>>29477456this is why I do my archive reps and why you should to.
>>29477532Yeah it will take at least 20min for the thread to end. Im sorry Ina...
>>29477372>UnityI really enjoy these threads and make OC for it, but I know it isn't as high quality as a lot of the talented anons and do feel a bit sad that there wouldn't be much chance for these things to be noticed outside of here, and for some reason sending content into the void can be crushing
https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1329876972432879617?s=20shion is next
>your oshi>your mom
>>29477456What if the holocaust had happened before Pekora's MGS breakthrough
wah
>plays Clubhouse51 alone >President or Uno agaisnt CPU >gives the CPU bots names like Bob or Claire >talks to them as if they were people >"ohh wow Bob, haha I bet you thought you had me with that card huh... well watch this" >"Oh nice try Claire!" >"Ah you guys are just too strong for me!" >laughs out of nowhere and says things like "I'll go get myself a drink, you guys want something too?"
>>29477519>>29477500>>29477535Is this the other one?https://files.catbox.moe/czr15n.mp4
>>29477247MoriRevenge of the SithThe Last Jedi is second.
>>29477375There's a lot of family stuff happening for her at the moment, I don't know how much her working for Chink companies is affecting her but maybe it is.
Ina sounds more stuffed than usual today
>>29477456when they graduate there will be a torrent with all the streams.
INAINAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wow guys she is fine being alone who would have thought
>>29477550I am not Hitler
M A H J O N G
>>29477456Most people are new as fuck.
>>29477571what
>>2947745625th and 30th is coming
WAAAAAAAAH
>>29477576Yes, i liked the other one for some reason
>spend 4 hours posting in this shithole instead of finishing Terror and VisageFuck I fucking hate every single one of you faggotsGod I wish I had some adderall right now
reply to me and I'll kill the thread
>>29477066between november 11 and november 13, she appears to have changed her audio interface from 48 kHz to 44.1 kHz and has not changed it back since then.
>Gura showing intrest in playing fightersWhat are some fighters that the rhythm gamer shark could play?
>>29477535>>29477576https://streamable.com/qxsqny
>>29477550I do anon. I kill animals with one of them, and I eat the animals. I am ready to join the /k/FP security department at any time.I'm just a janitor for now though...
>>29477472Everyone is too busy making tributes on their kitchen's cutting board.
Rev up the engine braincells
>MahjongIt really was a stealth stream for Mahjong lol
>>29476248Korone doesn't get that a little bit of English every ten minutes might keep her English viewers invested.
I can feel the despair in Ina's voice.
>>29476582>narratives are constantly btfoPlenty have been confirmed. Mori going on the anituber podcast started as a narrative.
>>29477463Teamates redeemed.
>Ina took a day off to play mahjong off-stream
>>29477608Melty blood
>Open stream>Mahjong>Can't close tab because fell asleep
has anyone here messed up and mentioned canada to ina?
INA INA IIIINAAA
Korean barbecue with Ina!
>>29477456Don't remind me of the pain
You can kinda tell Ina is on the verge of tears already...
>>29477605
>>29477638Hope not.
>>29477629Retard
>>29477608Guilty Gear, so she can play with Mori!
The boys are sad about the holofags that hated the collabhttps://youtu.be/XDhyFh0DPOA
Ina saves me from watching Quin69 completely failing at who wants to be a millionaire.
Do they need permission to play forgotten old games?
>open ina stream>fall asleep
>>29477605Ogey
>Ina's mother and father are still together and love herIs she like, the only one in hololive with a full family?
>Ina remembers Kuroboshi's birthday>he probably forgot she even existsIna...
>Ina won't make you cake for your birthdaywhy even live?
Too much fruit
>ina's cake looks like a mahjong
>>29477644Pain is the greatest teacher. For if you really do enjoy EN, you should be prepared for the same to happen again.
>>29477598SHUT THE FUCK UP
Fuck that's a pretty cake.
>ywn eat Ina's cake
That looks darn delicious
>that reflection on the strawberry
Fucking hell what a good looking cake
God Ina is the perfect wife
Asian bakeries all make these sort of cakes
Ina streams ARE my meds
>homemade cakeConfirmed to not be rich.
>>29477671Do you even follow both of their twitters?
>>29477439Wasn't this before she even applied to hololive? It's possible she wouldn't have even applied before that.
Waaaah
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FRUIT BUKKAKE
>you guys have no choice I'm showing you anyway I don't like this Ina
Strawberry cake is good
fruit cake is garbagekys ina
would rather have a mudcake from woolworths
I hate fruit cakes.
who made this cake and for who?
>>29477668Mori?
>glossENHANCE
>>29477685ENHANCE
>>29477592But you could be
>>29477672fuckkk
>>29477456I still remember amanekanatach singing her heart out right as her chat was screaming about the Holocaust. Fuck.
>>29477520Is farmer's market from this month?
>>29477705>>29477708Faggots
>Large family celebration>Birthdays>Parents who love each othrr>Ina and her Mama'nis making a cakeIna's family sounds nice
>canned peaches
Is the music that weird or is it that issue with the switch that makes the audio quality really shit? Fuck it is distracting me from Ina's voice.
>all these niggers calling fruit cake bad ITTWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>29477681YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE 25TH Also a big event is happening before 25thUnknown.png
>She made a cake with her motherI love it when she talks about her family, she enjoys them so much
i hate fruit on cake and i HATE u gura
>>29476248Clip subs, every huge JP holo has tons of those.I subbed to most holos back when I was a clip watcher, only tuned in for utawakus
>>29477654Mori teaching her to play could be cute
>>29476845GuraBotan8-189
>>29477630>tfw no Melty Holo
Calling in a rrare rrathttps://files.catbox.moe/dj5tdu.webm
>>29474258||the trick is to come off as retarded but not too obvious to make it look like you're baiting||
>>29477657Timestamp? I'm not watching a whole anituber podcast without Mori in it.
>>29477695> bakery is a cheap hobby to havenot the case faggot
How can someone be this happy?
>>29477732If I wanted fruit I'd eat a fucking salad
>>29477706Woolworths went bankrupt here. I miss it
>>29477715Nope.
>>29477673t. Burger
>>29477732That's not a fruit cake.Fruit on cake is delicious and so is fruit cake, anyone who says otherwise is a faggot.
>>29477587which ones have you recorded to your local storage?
Is Ina playing by herself...?
>>29477729I want an Ashitaba-San type situation with Ina...
>>29477713https://files.catbox.moe/2ujvgr.pngmama and ina didfor the family get-togetherFruit cakes are the best, they are light and airy
>>29476612This was the right momenthttps://youtu.be/SuY9fikXQbk?t=2296
>>29477668She lives in the basement, the only difference between me and her is she makes money from there
>>29477608Maybe Blazblue (main series) or anything by Arc Sys Works. Fast paced 2D anime fighters in general are fun.
>playing board games aloneIna...
>>29477704>>29477705Duality
SHE'S HERE SHE READ THE NARRATIVE
>tfw you will never rescue Ina from her poorfag life
>>29477764She is playing with me
>>29477748I see what you did there>>29477749kek
Why is Ina so happy?
>>29477608Granblue Fantasy Versus is easy to get into due to auto combo and button assist. The upcoming League of Legends fighting game will also have a similar system along side a good netcode, or so they say.
>>29477733I thought we Angra Mainyu'd that shit to the CN branch
>>29477764It's what koreans deserve according to the JP holos
>>29474432Proved to be true to the end.Fuck narrativefags
>>29477372>Ina>I've ruined every relationship I've ever been in because every time I find someone I like I start to feel they deserve better than me and I don't know how to stop doing this
>It's not because I don't have anyone to play with, it's just a convenient game!Ina please... stop....
fucking called it, she just wanted to learn how to actually play the games instead of learning them on the day like everyone else.
>>29477732Fruit doesn't belong on cake.Frankly anything but chocolate on cake is shit.
>>29477784She's an introvert.
>>29477784Tons of sugar.
It's nice of Ina to show off a multiplayer game solo. It's how I have to play mp games after all...
>>29477668No, Subaru also have a full family.
>>29477780>ina>poorfag?!?!?!??!
>>29477784won life before hitting 30
>>29477751Just the first minutes, then they talk about other shit.
>literally adressing our narrative posts
>>29477784Hiding the pain inside.
Ina is about to graduate and kill herself.
It makes me so happy watching Ina.
>>29477788Yeah I'm convinced the 25th came early this month.
>>29477784The power of spending time with a well structured and healthy family circle
>>29477713She and her mom made a cake because apparently this week is when a bunch of her family members have birthdays and anniversaries. It's also what she did on her day off.
>>29477784Preggers by me
>>29477784Because she has no reason to not be happy
>Ina BTFOing narrativesPosters were right...these narratives have too small an expiration date
>>29477799this
>>29477780Ina is a rich bitch
>>29477657Would they even have talked about that if this was recorded before that podcast released?
Ina...
>>29477764No, she is playing with Bob
>>29477784She is losing her sanity over her loneliness >YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT, WE SHOULD ALL ENJOY BEING ALONEIna please...
*plops dick on the table*nigger
>>29477780She's richest HoloEN
she wants to learn shogi because she loves ryuuou no oshigoto, that's why ina's the best
>>29477784It's a coping mechanism
>>29477780Are you crazy?
>masturbation stream confirmed
>>29477797Yeah, that's what she said.
>>29477570>>29476674>>29476734https://youtu.be/SuY9fikXQbk?t=512
>Ina has no friends>she doesn't deny itIna...
>>29477784She had a nice day celebrating with her family, and cake for breakfast.
Oh nono narrativebros... How will we ever recover
>>29477784She has no sleep and is on sugar overdose
>>29477799faggot
>Everybody should learn how to spend time together.What did Ina mean by this
>>29477732Fruit on cake is fine, fruitcake sucks shit through stacked bricks.
>>29477824This has been the case since their debut anon
>>29477806>>29477826>ygw Ina will never save me from my poorfag life
>>29477824She said that two days ago even, but wow would you look at that, naive rrats are fucking unkillable even when the streamer clearly points out what happened.
>>29476713It's not so much that I'm offended on her part, and moreso just annoyed by the attitude of more casual viewers surrounding her. And holoEN has no shortage of casual viewers dropping in.Amelia seems to have a good idea of what she wants her streams to be like, though, so I'm not too worried for her end.
>>29477848s-she's just like me
>>29477780Literally has too much money
>>29477848My guess is that she does have friends, things is all of them are online.
>I actually ENJOY being alone and playing party games by myself, okay?Major cope...
>one day you will be alonethats harsh ina
I kinda liked Honey and Clover but I couldn't enjoy March comes in like a Lion because I instantly noticed the WOMAN WRITING.
What the fuck, Ame's minecraft stream last night was 5 hours long? What's wrong with this woman
>>29477575ina... your friendship reps
"You're always going to be alone"- ina
JOHN LOVE
NO NOT THE FUCKING ZODIAC SHIT
Ina Mbti
Only a true hikki is able to cope that hard
>>29477608Guilty Gear XRD and Skullgirls have good tutorials, Unist would be nice since the soundtrack is amazing, GBF seems to be easy to get into.Ultra Kyanta 2 would be kino
>>29477247KiaraRoTS
current narrative: Ina is waiting for a new thread to start before starting to play
I love you Gura!
AAAAAAAH SHE'S COPING! TASUKETEEEEE NIGGERMAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHI'm missing Ina cause I'm a wagie
>NOW SHE'S BRINGING UP BRIGGS-MEYERSshe is so fucking here.
>16personalitiesdon't bring this autism in
i love you, gura!