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Hololive Global
Ame may not actually like Gura.
I love Amelia!I Love Gura!I Like Kiara!I Like Ina!Many people like Mori!
>Takodachis are literal insectsI thought Chinese hated Koreans.
TAKODACHI, ONWARDS!
>>29385283Lies
Ina Half-Life 2 https://youtu.be/3TL6GBl6tFsKiara Important Announcement https://youtu.be/63C4bRNjWC0>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
>>29385283ogey
Who will get to violate Gura first, Klaius or Festival?
Takos....
>>29385081>Ina being a Zerg mainBased, but Terran are the chads
>>29385285I mean this is a start...
>>29385283This is true.
I want to give Kiara some cheese
>>29385295ⁿᵒᶦᶜᵉ
>Everyone who died gets to follow Ina in spirit>The fags who chose to live like coward have to be separated from our goddess foreverGet FUCKED
>he just can't help himself
>>29385283Eh, they're friends. Not as /u/niggers though.
How come every time I tune into Ina's stream when she's playing Half-Life 2 it's always "that" part? Why is the entirety of Half-Life 2 "that" fucking part?
>>29385283This is true
Have you guys seen that pic of gura getting railed?
ATTACK TAKODACHIS!!!
INA MASTER OF BEAST
>>29385268Based Trinity chad
>>29385295badass
>>29385289You go, I'm cheering from the back
>>29385295Blursed
>>29385295Cool.
She just left us to the turrets bros...
WITNESS ME
>Friend?
>>29385283They seem more like sisters
>>29385295Based and cursed.
>>29385283You shut your goddamn mouth!
>>29385295You did well fighting for our Priestess. BASED
>>29385283Why are Takos like this
So, would you mind if they allow indies to join the Minecraft server?
>>29385295where did you find this picture of me
>>29385295kek, nice
>>29385295Extremely based. I love how Takos can morph into any form. What an amazing mascot.
>>29385293Me
>>29385295skree
>>29385309Fuck off. Just let him draw. Stop being an asshole to this guy.
>>29385295Naisu!
what the fuck
>>29385309there's no real escape when you find your oshi. You can back off for a while but you'll come back eventually.
TAKODACHIS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!
>>29385306Truly, to be separated from the divine is hell.
AME POSTPONED HER STREAM. GURA WILL NOT DO A GORILLA BECAUSE SHE WOULD END UP OVERLAPPING!!!
>>29385296"What is my life without you guys?" -- Ninomae Ina'nis 2020
>>29385309Based
>>29385268kill yourself soundshitter
>>29385315MEIDOS
>>29385328Right there
Secure the prision takobros!
I dont trust any turret that can be defeated by a gust of wind
There exists many edits of nedroid comics that can be made with the EN girls but I think this one doesn't need it
>>29385346She will make you cum
>>29385323go back
>>29385336I honestly wouldn't care, I want want more people after what happened to Haachama last stream
>>29385351NEET SIRONE DAY ILL BE A FULL TIME DRAWCHAD
>>29385295Brother give me wings so I can fly
>>29385351Ina's meat shield.
>>29385336Only Africat.
>>29385328
ina....
>her little owCUTE!
>>29385314Because HL2 is entirely a string of setpieces with memorable gameplay gimmicks.
>>29385283
>>29385295Can Takos shapeshift or can they hijack bodies?
>>29385309https://youtu.be/qk34MnL1Z3kTheme of Klaius.
>>29385293Neither. They are utterly incapable of getting their shit together. Completing objectives is out of the question.
https://files.catbox.moe/mydrkj.ogg
>>29385371Wha happened?
>>29385367Attending an asian massage parlour and getting serviced by Haachama!
>>29385326We must give up living for Ina!
>>29385342But he's so easy to fuck with
>>29385295Starship troopers watchalong as an historical enemy propaganda film WHEN?
>>29385296ˢᵃᶜʳᶦᶠᶦᶜᵉ ᵐᵉ
>>29385371what happened last stream?
WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAAHHHH WE'RE CUT OFF I CAN'T SENSE ANY MORE ORDERS TASUKETE NIJUMANYUUUUUUUUUU
>>29385366>nedroidbased and droidpilled
>>29385366
>>29385356>GURA WILL NOT DO A GORILLAthats a relief
>>29385346Indie vtubers can stream JOIs on youtube while cumming with a vibe themselves, so why not.
Gura made me realize Im a lolicon
>>29385378Penis
>>29385329incest is good
>>29385317Go! Go! Go!
>>29385378>peenus onegai
> INAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp7TfLKUXxE
Does that happen to you? Where you confuse the controls for two different games? It never happens to me, it feels weird that she keeps pressing the buttons she would in minecraft.
>>29385339why of course, the octopus is the greatest shapeshifter of all living beings
>Ina still hasn't used the Pulse Rifle alt-fire>Barely used the .357Ina pls...
>>29385309Anon you need to stop stalking e-celebs
>>29385342As long as people don't harass him in the open, shitposting memes about him here is just harmless fun.
>>29385409based, congratulations
>>29385378Fubuki has small tits
>>29385342Calm down Klaius
>>29385385Both
>>29385296Jacked up and good to go.
>>29385283watch your goddamn tone
go on without us ina.....
>>29385328Friends!
>>29385283They seem to be pretty good friends.>>29385306I just noticed that Ina had little but wings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WV46wAmvrk
Remember!
>>29382484It's not Irony you are referring to Cali, Mori's twin sister. Cali is also Mori's "friend" who wanted to be part of holo live. Mori hates chat and thinks we are degenerate lovers. Cali is in love with chat who has become her BFE.Mori is a lower NEET who is bad a video games, Cali is a hard working girl who is good at video games. Mori raps because she deals with scumbag souls, Cali is a kind girl who gives lonely souls comfort before they pass.Follow the Music anon once you know the truth you can never go back.
>>29385408l-link
The master is calling for us bros...
>Haachama is going to build her fucking castle right above Gura's house
Volunteer aquatic forces coming through
>>29385309You're way more of a Klaius stalker than he ever was of Gura, this is actually kind of pathetic now.
>>29385426She's on easy those aren't needed
>>29385309Can you post that art, it's cute
>>29385432Joseph...
I don't know why but my brain recalls this part of the game being shit
>>29385314you're talking about the Matrix of videogames (until the Matrix videogame came of course)
>>29385309Ok now it's actually starting to get weird
Ina wants yourredhotiron bar
She wants more red hot iron bars, if you know what she's saying?Tako bros??!?
>>29385406We really need a better png for mori that the pog
>>29385398>>29385432>>29385437Joking about it here is funny, but you know some tranny faggot tourist is going to take it to twitter or his streams and actually harrass him. Its happened before.
>>29385421That happened to me a lot with the Nintendo 64 because so many games did such weird things with the C buttons, Jet Force Gemini fucked me up good by making me associate jumping with up C
>>29385309My man is based let him be
>>29385295>Takodachis shapeshift to best serve Ina
Red hot iron bar aya?
>>29385296In rear with the gear.
Red hot raging erect... She needs it
>>29385421Basic movement controls, no, but sometimes I end up pressing something like my hotkey for the super shotgun in games where I don't have one.
>>29385346>it's gonna be ASMR of her eating nutsI can see it.
>>29385295SKREEEEEEEEE
>>29385295Based, Takobro
Fuck I love takoposting
>>29385342I'll admit the Klaius Myers posting is hilarious but the people who unironically hate the guy because of his self-aware obsession need to fuck off
easy mode turrets...
>>29385459But they're so cool...
>>29385225No man you don’t get it read the chain. I’m not saying Hololive is for kids, the original guy said that “bitch” isn’t a curse word. I’m saying it is because you wouldn’t say it around children. I don’t give a fuck if gura went on air and started cursing her head off.
>>29385309NO BANGSkiss the pretty foreheadmmwah mmmmwaah :*
>>29385456We haven't actually, because we're not begging for his attention.
>>29385454I'm looking forward to Haachama and Gura interactions, I wonder if Haachama reminds her of HER
>>29385392>>29385402She completely mogged everyone with her Minecraft skills.
>>29385465Half life 2 gets shit after ravenholm. I replayed last week and it was a real drag.
>>29385475They fucking better not. I only made those shitposts to stay here.
>>29385475Just harass the pregnant gura poster instead, his art is objectively creepier anyways.
>>29385501I know anon... I know
>>29385454>gura and hachama will be neighborshow the fuck is this a bad thing? hilarity will ensue
>>29385421Ame forgetting how to play Apex because she played too much Minecraft was hilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPVKMeby7Xs
>>29385346Grow up, Walrus
How would you feel if Klaius became a papa for gen 2?
>>29385518based klaius taking out competition
>>29385342>>29385456>>29385478based
>>29385518Goddamn it Klaius just go draw your shit and stop having mental illnesses.
>>29385518fuck you klaius
How can anyone think this girl somehow singlehandedly tanked EN's relationship with JP?
Playing half life on easy is like playing portal without portals
周杰伦的诞生 WATSONS DEAD PARENTS SUPERCHATS 屈臣氏死父母超级 AME GURA DISCORD SEX IS REAL 性爱是真实的 MONTHS LONG MEDICINE ABSTINENCE WATSON NARRATIVE 一个月的药物禁欲 THE GIGGUK PHONECALL 电话 GAWR GURA BRUTALISM DRAWINGS 野蛮主义图纸 MORI CALLIOPE GRADUATION CEREMONY 毕业典礼 CANCELLATION OF HOLOEN GEN 2 取 NOEL BREAST REDUCTION CONTROVERSY 减少乳房的争议 ARTIA’S REVENGE 的收益 CONNORS DEBUT STREAM 删除流 DEATH OF KIRYU COCO 奇可可之死 HACHAMA POISONING INCIDENT 八AMA中毒事件 AO CHAN IS A BLACK MAN NARRATIVE 是黑人男人的叙事 NINOMAE INA ACKNOWLEDGES NIGGERMAN 的星期三S尼格·R·曼 DISSAPREANCE OF HIMEMORI LUNA 姬路LUNA的失衡 KIARA SEX STREAM 性别流 RETURN OF HITOMI CHRIS 日富克里斯的歸來 GEN 4 EUPHORIA PLAYTHROUGH STREAM 第4游玩流 SECRET OF WATSONS SHAFT 屈臣氏軸的秘密 GAWR GURA MINECRAFT SUICIDE INCIDENT 礦粉自殺事件 AMELIA WATSONS GRADUATION 屈臣氏畢業 HOLOEN GRADUATION STREAM 全息畢業流 YAGOO LEAKS 矢志漏風 ASACOCO WAS REAL NARRATIVE 是真正的敘事 LOST CHESS STREAM 失去了棋牌流 TOKOYAMI TOWA IS A MAN NARRATIVE 是一个男人叙事 HIMEMORI LUNA CHATURBATE SCANDAL 手杖 USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINE 承認巴勒斯坦 ROBOCOS RAPE LIVESTREAMED 油菜直播 GREAT YAGOO DEPRESSION ARC 矢AG抑鬱弧 HOMOSTARS WAS REAL 是真实的 ARTIA REPLACES YAGOO 替代 GEN 5 OFFLINE MEETING第5代离线会议 END OF HOLOLIVE 浩劫的尽头
>>29385497>the people who unironically hate the guy because of his self-aware obsession need to fuck offBut why?
>>29385532His art is good but not that good
>>29385518BASED KLAIUSI HATE THAT FAG TOO!
>>29385518That poster is an oldfag Klaius, he won't budge to you
>>29385532He would never betray his oshi like that
>>29385532Haha funny joke
>>29385518I agree with you on this one Klaius
>>29385449Based, I love all of holoEN girls
>>29385518Atleast he isnt obnoxious about his art
>>29385309>/hlgg/ literally stalking artists in the hololive community nowOGEYStop this shit before we get Joseph 2.0
>ina is blind narrative again
>>29385336Not really, no. But I'd be happy to see ID and also people wanting to work on their English join.>>29385392She's doin work making her Laputa and she also had a really cute reaction to Gura's prank.
>>29385518Settle down now Klaius
>>29385532Calm down Klaius. Concentrate on your studiea first you dumdum
>>29385513But the antlions, nova prospekt, fighting striders in the city, and the blue gravity gun are all great.
>>29385518Nice try there Klaius
>>29385518this is too perfect lmao
>>29385518you are just jealous because he beat you to it, Klaius
>I'm an hour late to the hl2 streamWelp.
>>29385421I played a game with complex but repetitive jump controls before, when I went to play another game and jumped, muscle memory immediately made me input the key sequence from the last game.
>>29385518Now you're taking it too far
>Well Gura, what do YOU think of the Sports Festival arc?
>>29385532I don't think they'd ask Klaius for shit considering they have access to artists like Huke papa or Kuroboshi
>>29385283today i will remind them>>/jp/thread/S29300494#p29302671
>>29385518Klaius...
She misses us bros...
>>29385328Friends with benefits.
We have a traitor boys
One of our Elite Tako went rogue, sir!
when will Ina give a big scream
Here comes the Anti-lion!
INAUSE GUNS
>>29385542>pekora recognises palestineNow this is next level based
>>29385574Your missed a great last thread
>>29385449The Chama is too strong!By the way I saw that she liked a comic about her and HoloEN earlier. I can only imagine how happy she was to see herself being included as part of that cast. I just wish that the other girls also paid attention to her though. It's sad to see Haachama playing on the EN server all alone. I'm afraid she'll lose interest soon.
Ina assaulted in the showers by BIG BUG COCK
>>29385449>tako that lowBeing everyone's second favorite is suffering.
>>29385574You missed the best part...
>>29385599Fuck, thats good
>>29385436mmwaah
>>29385409WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONE
THE MEGATAKO
Hololive is for kids though.
>>29385556Imagine defacing Ina's art. Kill yourself for real.
EEEEEH? EASY MODO?
>>29385309>niggers keep comparing Joseph to *ger>turns out it was Klaius who's more of an *ger than Joseph
ELDER TAKO NOOO!!!
Why does this slut have so much tummy art?
I dont know how many Australians are in this thread but Ame and gura commentating the festival ala Roy and Hg would be glorious.
It's unfortunate that ina is playing on easy. She's not getting the full experience, the game practically plays itself.
>>29385421Whenever I switch between Dark Souls and Bloodborne I always get confused with L1 and triangle.
>>29385518That guy is alright if only for the times where he comes into the thread to complain about his 3d program, it gets a chuckle out of me here and there.
>>29385602What for she is playing in easy anyways
>>29385392>>29385402not him but probably talking about thishttps://youtu.be/7DlXVvIt78g?t=2644later she says she's not lonely at all since haatons are there with her
Im here bros dont worry
>>29385409She'd probably tease you for being one
I'm back with Ina!
>>29385599>Anti-lion!
>>29385589Friend..
>>29385608I'm going back for it.>>29385608Or not.Fuck.
>>29385556Ruining Ina art for your shitpostWhy are teamates like this
>>29385409Petite not loli.
I FOUND HER BROSFOLLOW THE SCENTREGROUP
>>29385567>antlionsFun>nova prospektmeh>fighting striders in the cityCancer where they just throw endless combine at you>blue gravity gunFun for about 5min in that sterile corridor that was the citadel
>Ina will never come crying to you about how scared she just was and how relieved she is to have found you againWhy even live.
>>29385328>>29385362>>29385378>>29385443Romans!
>>29385598I’m convinced Ina has never screamed in her life.
>>29385585mmmwahkis the pretty forehead
>>29385612She plays at Australia hours, probably on purpose
>>29385532you become a papa/mama based on your character design skills, not just artistic skill.
Schizo-Tako had to be killed... but it was necessary.
>>29385283quick, someone post the screenshot where Ame spammed in the chat during Gura's karaoke stream
>>29385421It happens to me a lot, especially with 3rd person action games. I still get Monster Hunter and Dark Souls' control schemes mixed up constantly
I'M BACK WHAT DID I MISS
SUP, we back
>Ame postponed because of Kiara What now I hate Kiara
Ina tadaima!
>>29385658wow she's just like me
>>29385645
spooking ina!
>>29385620All those kids subscribing and sending superchats.
>>29385650>>29385621Hey now, it took a lot of effort to crop in that pic.
>knock on my womb before you cum inside megeez Ina that's a tad sexual aint it
WHY CAN'T I BE ONE OF THOSE ANTLIONS
>Knock before you come in, please!That's right, Ina is a developing young woman and needs her privacy respected.
>>29385612She's playing while everybody else is asleep. Kiara and Mori notwithstanding, they clearly don't give a fuck about MC.
>>29385518keep coping klaius. preggo anon keeps to himself and doesn't go cry on stream about gura not giving him enough attention.
DIE FOR INAOR DIE TRYING
You mess with the Tako, you get the whole cult.
FORWARD BROTHERS! FOR THE TRUE QUEEN
Onwards Takodachis!
>>29385629
>>29385542>Aquas merzbow karaoke>Pekore recognizes palastineThis and the picture read more like one of the /x/ icebergs
>>29385700Nice.
Ina shot me... What an honor...
>Ina will never hug you after she gets scared
Ina threw a turret at anon #5769
>>29385700Holy shit this is awesome.
>>29385556As far as I'm concerned, this is the real 5555 get.
I AM SORRY INA-SAMA PLEASE STOP SHOOTING AT ME
>>29385542よっしゃー!
>>29385700Me third row 2 from the left
>>29385346>>>/jp/hlg/
>>29385556I like this one more.
>Towa rage quits Getting Over It after 30 minsI want Mori and Ame to play it now.
>>29385682
>>29385654Maybe Ina was the real GFE after all
This playthrough did the impossible for me. Im fucking self inserting as an antlion. What the fuck.
Ina has made more than 1 Waluigi/Wario voice line.
>>29385653Well that just, like, your opinion, man.
>>29385700based
>>29385652FOLLOW THE TRAIL, OUR SCOUTS HAVE FOUND THE WAY
It's an honor to die along my priestess and you guys!
>>29385700Look at us!
>>29385700Very nice. Impressive
>>29385664What the fuck was Huke's master plan then?
>>29385700me at d5
>>29385612She has a few her + EN liked. Which one specifically?
>>29385612She is truly Gen0
>>29385309Someone explain. I don't understand what he's trying to say.
>>29385700Takodachi #5700 gets the checked and the command to charge!
>>29385727Based unityCHAD
>>29385700I like this.
>>29385317>>29385414Bolted down and ready!
Ina fucking electrocuted me guys
>>29385295Next on Gesture Drawing
Gura, Amelia and Mori would never ask their fans to die for them.Takos and KFP employees are fools.
>>29385686You know kids member and donate all the time, right? And those who don’t help the channel momentum with their engagement.
>>29385700Onwards, Takobros!
>>29385700Couponanon, glad to see you put your skills to other uses
>>29385741Of course! Still fun to see Ina play through that slog fest
>>29385542>GEN 5 OFFLINE MEETINGThis is real though, they are all going to Hokkaido
>>29385556Keep running the joke into the ground and eventually someone will laugh
>>29385730Ame said that game wouldn’t make her mad
>>29385700Takodrawbros are so powerful wtf
>>29385745CUTE
>>29385695Those flat chests are never going to develop. Stop lyinf to yourself.
>>29385700mmmmwahh
>>29385475this. i posted the clip, i witnessed the mike myers edits, listened to the vocaroos, and saw the mobile ad about it. i hope no one makes me regret it more than i already do.
>>29385657
>>29385774We're cultistsDying is the natural progression of being ina cult
>>29385450what else do you need besides the keywords "JOI" and "vtuber"? Why are you people so fucking bad at googling shit before asking to be spoodfed?
>>29385774Mori literally has multiple songs about dying for her.
>>29385700me on the middle right
>>29385774Takos and KFPs dont need to be asked. They choose to do everything and anything for their love.
>>29385774We don't need to be asked, we know what we signed up for.
>>29385774>Excuse me, but could you please RIP?are you sure about that?
>>29385700Based
>>29385669
>>29385760this >>29385762
>>29385612She plays on EN dead hours when everyone's asleep. Kiara and Mori don't even play Minecraft nearly as much as the other girls to pop on when Haachama's playingAt best you'd get a cameo from Ame but other from that Haachama episodes only star Haachama
>>29385695I want to knock on Ina's womb before coming inside!
>>29385637>talks about how she wants to play with ENs right afterbros...
>>29385700Damn Ramos are based
>>29385774I wish Gura would ask me to die for her
>>29385700Elder Tako!
>>29385700I.N. Lorecraft
>>29385657Country men!
>Personal BodyguardWhy did you go?! That was the best job Ina could have offered you!
>>29385762How do I hold all of this ESL?
overcooked is such a bad collab game. all they talk about is the fucking gameplay.
I COULDN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF BEING HER BODYGUARD TAKO BROSI'D ONLY LET HER DOWN
>Gets offered a job as Ina's personal bodyguard>Leavesngmi
>>29385774Mori is all about dyingAmelia would told you to kill yourself if you're against here in a FPS
>>29385774I live and die for Kiara. The difference is trival.
Hey guys, I'm a Tako just like you! Yeah Ina love and all that, anyways when do we get to spook her again?
>>29385851Traitors! How dare you abandon our priestess!
>HoloEN starts doing duo live sports watchalongs of the NBA>At the start of each stream they have to bet on a team to win, and the loser has to play a batsugeWould you watch?
>>29385799kek
>>29385774Takos are a cult.KFP is a fucking mafia by this point.We're all proud of what we are and wouldn't have it any other way.
GET IN THERE MEN
Roman larper vtuber when?
Bodyguard...Ina's bodyguard...Ina's... body.
>>29385774>Mori would never ask their fans to die for themWhat?
>>29385774Ina has an ironic chaos cultKiara has an actual cult
>>29385846Not even, it's MTL
JUMP YOU FOOLS!
>>29385824>>29385762Dang, 1 second after I asked. If I held off just a bit longer I wouldn't have needed to post. I like this one, too
CHARGE THE TORRETS!
>>29385868IVE BEEN SHOT AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29385822kinda sad she was the only one there
>>29385862>NBABoring as shit, at least watch wrestling or something
in here!
Takobros....I can't jump that high...
>>29385793X DOUBT
You're welcome, my priestess.
Unless I missed it last thread, I made a soundpost of the new copypasta reading.
>prison level>there's a big fan you have to stop to go through
>>29385461here you go, bro
>>29385858This takodachi looks familiar....
Pls understand takodachis are hydrodynamic not aerodynamic
>>29385838I read it in her voice.
>>29385806>>29385816>>29385855Mori tells you to die for her but it has to be your death by natural causes. Accelerating your death to see her gets you a meeting with Death-sensei instead.
>>29385774>Amelia would never ask their fans to dieNope, she'd just kill us without asking.
>>29385881Oh no Gura...
we have fucking wings, why aren't using them?
This prison will be ours by morning, takodachis.
>>29385871Don't those dude already makes youtube videos in their fursonas?
>>29385902haven't played before, when's the wrench up the ass scene?
>>29385868I'm still alive!
>>29385774We choose to die to protect the interest of KFP CEOWE ARE SOLDIERS, WE DONT QUESTION... WE ACT!
>Ina says surprise>20 seconds later everyone in the chat is saying surpriseIt's not like I have the best internet in the world, but holy shit.
>>29385898
>>29385774You just don't love your oshi enough anon
> Fisting TimeINA?!
>>29385793
>>29385806And one about jerking for her
>>29385881>Gura failing to know the difference in blondesYou know, it could work...
I'LL EAT MEN FOR MY PRIESTESS
>>29385902well she is playing the game that influenced a lot of these tropes you see
>>29385700PURPLE SQUAD REPORTING IN
>>29385925I want to stay on the same ground as my goddess.
Dulce et decorum estPro Ina mori!
>>29385925because we're retarded anon
Why are Takodachis so bad at jumping?
INA BANZAI!
>>29385925we're used to swimming. we're not very good at jumping either
>>29385268>filter soundposts>op doesn't show upThanks a bunch, insufferable cock sucking faggot
Ina found us a feast, takobros!She's so generous.Let us consume her enemies.
>>29385898Sweet, good job anon
>>29385862Hololive CN is gone though.
>>29385657Roman waifu vtuber ASMR streams of famous speeches when?>Carthago... delenda... essssssttttt....
Thread died all the takos were killed
>>29385714mmmwah~
>>29385542>chinks fall for the narrativeholy fuck...
>>29385925They are only for decoration duh
>>29385898You are getting too powerful mommy
>>29385925THE PRIESTESS DOESN'T USE HER WINGS SO WE FOLLOW SUIT
>>29385935that's normal, it's on youtube's side
>>29385961
>Takodachi keeps surprising InaGood job Friends! This is the real Tako experience
>>29385774I would die and kill for Gura if I felt the situation called for it
>>29385968
>>29385961Frustrated, are we?
>>29385956Neet artists please understAnd
>>29385956Years of the hikki lifestyle.
>>29385881Haachama needs sunglasses to disguise herself as Kokoro Red from Hololive EN Gen 0. She just came here to build with you.
>>29385965Problem with a Roman vtuber is...how do you make her design exciting. Female roman clothing is boring as fuck.
>>29385700basado
>>29385774Id 1v1 ghost rider for my boy, try me motherfucker!
>>29385881What if Haachama was Klauis all along trying toi get close to Gura?
>>29385956We're more used to levitating in our original forms...I have yet to be accustomed to this new form my priestess has granted me...
please bonk me
>>29385774Well, yes
How many Takos have died for Ina so far?
Which one of you faggots didnt move
>>29385936Nice.
>>29385925My brain is made up of love, sir!
>>29385961get fucked kek
>>29385885it only feeds more to gurame
Ina I dont understand. Youre telling us to move or you will reward us. Mixed signals.
Narrative bros, explain Sora being part of the guess team with HoloID
Give me the bonk!
>>29385995Lots of jewelry and fancy hair.Also, bare shoulders. BARE. SHOULDERS.
>>29386007How many breaths has our goddess taken?
>>29385961why are you such a faggot?
>>29385995dress her like one of the roman gods/goddesses probably
>you will never get in the way of ina, have her press herself against you to pass, and bonk youI'm not gonna make it guys
As a brave pacifist, I am a logistics takodachi.
>>29385542>AO CHAN IS A BLACK MAN NARRATIVE>NINOMAE INA ACKNOWLEDGES NIGGERMAN>GEN 4 EUPHORIA PLAYTHROUGH STREAM>USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINEI nearly choked on my drink from laughing lmao.
>>29385995
>>29386016B A S E D
>>29385995Fuck accuracy make her wear armor, Watame has horns
>>29385987Okay, that's hot.
>>29386007How many are necessary.
>>29385961it's long past time for soundshitters to get fucking banned
>>29385961lmao get fucked
HEY MOONA
>>29385995Take your pick.
>>29386016>bonk coupon>not coubonkone job
>>29386033Id member her
>You head to your girlfriend Ina's apartment>She was busy on a commission due today, so you didn't see her much recently>Cracking open the door, you find her asleep on the kitchen floor>You give her a poke on the cheek>Without missing a beat, she warmly greets you with a smile>"You're here! I was waiting. Let's have some cup noodles.">"I finally have some spare time, so I'll add in some fresh ingredients!">She sings an anime OP to herself while she cooks>"I'm not a cook, but I'm proud of these noodles!">The noodles are world class comfort food>"Ah, now I can relax with you for a bit. I have nothing else to d-!">She freezes up>Those ear flaps on her head twitch>"Oh no, I have to grind the event in my game...>"Well, I can multi task!">"Since my Kscope is MLB, I can use double Castoria Spishtar to autofarm the gold mat node while we watch movies together!>She seems satisfied, whatever that means>She flips on the TV and sits on your lap in her PJs>Turns on a classic Sci-Fi movie>You sit in cuddly silence>She jolts occasionally during exciting scenes, moving in closer>She nods off a few times, but will wake up a moment later and smile at you>The only sound is her occasional technobabble about her game>Pure bliss with your sleepy Tako girlfriend
>>29385995Just give her your standard slutty female rpg armor but with a roman style
>>29386007A LOT
>>29385995The designs in this lastest "Hades" game have a roman/greek feel and are pretty great. They're good examples of character design without being boring
>>29386003Move you fucking retard, you are clogging the whole hall
>>29385961>block content>miss content
I have cleared the way priestess
>>29385961>>29386044Samefag
She's ignoring the story.......
>>29386033this guys art is great
>>29385505>NO BANGS>kiss the pretty foreheadThis sad soul has never considered the sublime "one hand gently brushing away bangs in anticipation of a forehead kiss".
>>29385542>CONNORS DEBUT STREAM>AO CHAN IS A BLACK MAN NARRATIVE>USADA PEKORA RECOGNISES PALESTINEI should've started reading these earlier
>>29386033This is super cute
I just realized what could've inspired Gura's gills.
>>29386056
>>29386016Here you go, reward for your services on the frontline
>>29386056>You wake up
>>29385497Being self-aware doesn't stop him from being a creepy weirdo.
OK the last two numbers of your post are your Tako number. When this is all over, go back and count how many Takodachis have died for Ina. If your number is reached, you must kill yourself.
>>29385961kekget fucked retard
>>29386074get proven wrong retard
>>29386049how many seconds until deletion?
KIARA ANNOUNCEMENT LEAK
>>29385995How indeed...
>>29385961Just disable sounds you fuckin retard.
Here doctor Ina, take this medkit!>>29385961We're going to MAKE you have fun, weather you asked for it or not.
Which one of you morons was flying around distracting Ina!?
>>29386074Because you can't stop screaming retard
>>29386051Centurions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everything else
>>29385774Amelia doesn't need to ask - I am her slave, and she can do as she wishes with me
To the folks in the last thread that somehow thing /jp/ is the only place with delusional narratives.Look at this and tell me it isn't exactly the sort of schizo shit you'd read here.
Are the girls not allowed to play Smash with their Nintendo permissions? I know they can't do Pokemon but it seems like they can't do that either
>>29386095>>29386106
>>29386051Just imagine her personality -- sassy, spoiled, incredibly arrogant, but not loud. Soft spoken with an air of utter confidence in her superiority.Smug. She would be smug.
>>29386033I want he to play strategy games...
>>29386056>You give her a poke on the cheek>Not picking her up and carrying her to bed to tuck her in.
>>29386108>Broom bully meme for the rest of her vtubing lifeI do not wish that upon someone anon.
>>29385995https://youtu.be/JyxME9uC_Sctruly a mystery
>>29386117Go back.
>>29386051Everything except the furry, check it
>>29386074Stop being so noisy during the dialogues Tako 6074
I bet my friend ten bucks gura will do a guerilla stream tonight
>>29385516They never stay in here.
>>29386117>narrativefags are redditors you can't make this shit up
>>29385283I can believe this narrative
>>29385755>Huke's master planTo move closer and closer towards a reality where he fucks his characters. Why else would anyone draw anything?
>>29386103>HL1 chargersnice
>>29385885I think Ina was lurking, sounded like she watched in bed from her tweet after the karaoke.
>>29386120/jp/ holos play smash all the time are you stupid?
Goddamn Nova Prospekt looks so barren. HL2 needs to get a remaster and get the Global Offensive map treatment.
>>29386122DISDAIN FOR PLEBS
>>29386117fuck off
>>29386056>I can use double Castoria SpishtarBest girl is best in everything.
just got homehow's Ina so far?
>>29386157>prison looks barrenya don't say
>>29386147Kiara confirmed this for us recently.
>>29386121
>>29386157soulless vs soul
>>29386122so, Shion?
>>29385283>this entire fucking narrative
>>29386165We're a death cult!
>>29386117>how likely is it she doesn't notice people referencing S*n all the time around her streams/content?>moderatorAre these people fucking retarded?
>>29386117I mean we knew this once Kiara talked about redditors feeding her schzio narratives
>>29386157>[game] needs to get a remasterno
>>29386157>RemasterNo
>>29386152she is his daughter
>>29386117Why do people care this much, just enjoy sharky sharky while she's around, dorks
No ina don't go there!
>>29386117I hate Reddit more and more each day. Also go back.
Timewarp check, it's been 83 minutes.
>>29386117>reddit>doxxfag herfagThanks for confirming what I already know. Now, you have to go back.
>>29386157remastered dust looks like you get depression from looking at it for too long, the original looks fun
>>29386174>old good new baaaaaaaaaaad
>>29385987Why am I aroused?
>>29386200
>>29386122>not loudThat's not very incredibilis of you anon
>Throwing grenades into rooms to pre-clear themHonestly impressed she even thought of it.
>>29386155Ina's always lurking or multitasking
Is she right?
>>29385283watch your step around here
The worst part of HL2 is the point where don't have the ant horde anymore and have to go back to just playing normally.
>>29386181Yes. But also, this is on the zawa reddit, no hololive.
>>29386190Exactly. This guy gets it.
>>29386056Why...?
>>29386200It was fun in a different way this time with the light rp
Ina getting spooked is incredibly cute
>>29386200AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD BE DRAWING CUNNYYYYYYYYYY
>>29386200what the fuck
>>29386226What the fuck did she actually mean by this?
>>29386165We've lost hundreds of cultists, but we did it for the glory of the tentacult
>>29386145How many avocadoes is that
>>29386168In America maybe.
>>29386056Don't give me hope, brother
>>29386216yes and if you see that as a problem you can go talk about it in >>>/v/
>>29386185>>29386187Not all remasters are shit, but yeah that's not a very good example.
>>29386208How does a wall look fun anon
Guys Ina bonked me too hard...
INA JUST FUCKING MURDERED TWO OF US
Guys I exploded, carry on my legacy!
>>29386200I was having a blast with the whole Takodachi army thing that I did not notice
>>29386249Dont you want to lick her feet?
Bros I thought the priestess threw a ball... I got too close...
>>29386181Are redditors retardedYes?
>>29386226yas queen
I shielded the priestess from her poorly thrown grenade with my body!
>>29386087I would put my money on many anons here being much creepier to Gura than he is. He just flew a little too close to the sun and now he's pulled back a little.
I feel like a fool thinking Gura would deliver that Gura-illa promise.
>>29386117Why are HERfags so desperate to be noticed? Just appreciate that she's back and enjoy her as Gura
>>29386263It was a combine grenade not hers,
>>29386259Think of it like Ina's/Gura's chest and it gets really fun.
Why are there even headcrab zombies wandering around a heavily fortified maximum security military prison?
>>29385268https://youtu.be/rYKJbIaF8LY?t=3301why is haachama such a pussy
>>29386259the colors retard
>>29386263Don't worry, I'll charge headfirst into a turret for you.
>>29386226>ride on time playing in the backgroumd
>>29386229The worst part of HL is the strider fights through the city after you take down the suppression device.
>>29386226RIDE ON TIME
>>29386274>>29386263>>29386262
Always nice to know that roommate posters are sound-homos.
>takodachis are suicidalWell I guess it's accurate.
>>29386281They think she somehow enjoys when people only see her as a funny meme woman and disregard her talented singing
>>29386286Because the combine aren't exactly in control
IM GOING I-
>>29386226Yeshttps://streamable.com/h6jbn2
>>29386265>having a blastYou and your brother will be missed takodachi
>>29386131Based.
>>29386286It's not just a prison.
>>29386297>>29386263>>29386262She was just testing your loyalty guys!
Oh wow these turrets are literally just Portal turrets huh
>>29386117That narrative is weak - our schizos are better than this. Also, fuck off back.
>>29386278
Fellow takobros. Is our priestess retarded? Or jus directionally challenged
>>29386294>>29386292>Time traveler strikes again
FOR THE SWARM
TAKO 682 YOU DUMBASS
so which one is better>dying in a fight for your priestess>dying from an accidental bonk by your priestess
>>29386265>Having a blast
>>29386056B-based and t-t-takopilled
>>29386287my fucking sides
>My dear takodachismy heart
>>29386320Yes, literally, like in-universe
>>29386259More fun then a grey mass.
>>29386224Yup.I'm not sure if the girls look at clips on YT or if they share recordings of videos, but I remember Gura mentioning watching Ame's first karaoke at some point, when both she and Ina were playing DbD at the same time. They all watch each other at least the trinity confirms that they do.
>>29386336>being singled out by the priestess
i'm beginning to think ina thinks us takodachis not as loyal soldiers but expendable cannonfodder...
>>29386310God damn it, this shit is repulsive.
What game did Ina develop her ADS muscle memory on?
>>29386320The reverse is true.
>>29386281Say the thing, HER!
>>29386351you know too much
>>29386278We're not even in Gura stream hours yet
>>29386336The first one is the nobler one.
>>29386336Being her personal bodyguard
Keep going without me brothers...
>>29385688Yeah and it looks like shit.
>>29386327Yes
>>29386351Get back in the fight soldier she didn't tell you to think!
>>29386320anon the turrets were already in HL1
>>29386327A being used to non-euclidean space being forced to follow a linear, euclidean path would probably have difficulties, yes
>>29386336Being mortally wounded defending your priestess, then she bonks you out of your misery. True bliss.
>>29386122Counterpoint>Legionnaire>total bro>strategy games>fighting games>drinking streams (Aki style)
>>29386320Portal and HL take place in the same universe.
>>29386216
>>29386344Oh really? Is that what the portal ones look like if you remove the iphone casing?
>>29386327Artist brain, pls andastd.
>>29386331Ina vs Kerrigan.Who wins?
>>29386289Please be patient with Kokoro Red's twin sister. She has a learning disability.
WHOEVER JUST MADE INA BURN HERSELF REPORT TO THE REEDUCATION CAMPS FUCKING IMMEDIATELY
This is where we say goodbye to our priestess Takobros...
>>29386351Only use that braincell to think for the priestess. Or you will lose the priveledge of having one.
>>29386351It's okay, don't worry about it
How could I have made my priestess burn her snow white skin...I must take my life to seek repentance
>>293863362nd one for me
girls playing video games pissed me off.they are retaded, i thought it would be different with vtubers
>>29386336Bonked by the priestess after you successfully defeated all threats?
>>29386351dubs tako, this tako requires re-education
Woah!
>>29385409Welcome. Have a cunnypost.
secondary fire!?
>>29386396This is where we get off.
>>29386278Maybe she'll squeeze one in between Ina's current stream and Kiara's?
>>29386404look at this /v/ermin
>AR2 alt fireFINALLY
has Ina played portal 2 single player? She's only talked about co-op
TAKOBROS SHE DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Did she seriously only just now learn how to use that
Takobros she discovered alt fire!
>>29386404sounds like hololive just isn't for you. oh well!
So what will be the first gacha game an EN member will stream and will it be Kiara or Ina?
VWEEE-Bommmp.*donk donk donk*BWwoooaaahhhhwwwnn
>>29385651pathetic cope
We're not there for her...
It was an honor serving with you all
The priestess found the alternate fire for the pulse rifle!This calls for a celebratory human wave assault.
>>29386351Don't worry about it.
I like Ina streams, they're comfy. She should play Sniper Elite 4
I hope she keeps using that alt fire, its the best in the game I think
BOING!
>>29386404Good. Now leave and never come back.
>she only just discovered that pulse rifle had an alt fire mode
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what would you do to quell Ina's wrath after a stressful day?
>Ina abandoned by her takos
I will always be with the priestess in spirit
>>29386310JESUS CHRIST
>>29386226SCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLORP
>>29386427Ina already streamed that mahjong game
>>29386427Polka already streamed Priconne.
>>29386351You lack faith. We need to talk.
Ina... My heart... >You guys will just pop out of here... Right?... Yes...? No?... Oh....
>>29386404just watch Botan
>>29386351I'm fine with that
in the deprivation tank with gura
>>29386427Ina streaming Mahjong Soul.
>>29386427problem is most of them are chinkshit
>>29386351To the reeducation camps with you
Now Ina has no friends again - just like in Hololive EN!
>>29386384I dont think so, what I mean is that those turrets are probably technology that the combine stole from Aperture to use on earth
>>29386404They don't speak the language of those games.
>>29386445be her punching bag
>>29386435I dont know why the idea of that makes me giggle so much
>>29386420Has she played any porta game?
>>29386445Let her vent out her anger on me.
>>29386396We did good protecting our Priestess
>>29386445she could use me as a chair, or perhaps a footstool
>>29386467Target: That post.Range: 9 posts.Fire for effect.
>this is like Kiara's ass, right?
Takobros, converge your braincells. Time to link up with Ina telepathically, if we cant follow her in body.
SNNNNIIIFFFFF HUOO- HUU- HOOCHHHHAAAAAAA SNNIFF SNIFF SNNNIIFFFFF CRONK SNIFF
>>29386482
That's the first time I've seen anyone die here
I couldn't be there for her....I let her die...
>>29386482Fuck, I need the full image
>>29386336The second because I got special attention
*walks into tripmine*Goodbye Ina, Ill clear the path.
>>29386369HL1 turrets weren't energy turrets
>>29386056a tako can dream
>>29386495
>>29385774
>>29386482Imma need a finished version of that at some point
>>29385516don't you remember what happened with joseph and why nobody wants to see him here?
>>29386467End your life
>Gura's old channel is still printing money despite no activity for 1 year>Extreme lowball CPM of $0.25 is still $500 in revenue after cuts per month>More likely several thousand of dollars in YT revenue at average $2-3 CPMNo wonder she's so lazy
>>29386503The car crush wasn't your fault takodachi...
>>29386495I can only imagine the stench.
Which EN member will be the first to have a hentai doujin made of them?
We've been replaced tako bros...
I want you all to know, my name is Alex and Ina is saying my name so much.
>Tfw I finished Episode 2 in the time she's taken to beat HL2I can now give her my full attention and continue to enjoy her enjoying and learning the game
>>29386482WAH!
>>29386467https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
>>29386489As soon as KFP gets into propper Mob Style hits we'll be on task
sometimes I forget to turn chat off but I wonder what are real and what are fake messages
>>29386056I laughed and smiled and felt warm for a split second before I realised it was just greentext and not a reality.
>>29386509TAKO 6509!!
>>29386509Tako#6509 NOOOOOO!!!
Now the worst part of the game, the turret defense.
>>29386495Amelia will break her tiny shark heart...
INA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29386427>Ina or Kiara Arknights stream postponed indefinitelyIt hurts.
>>29386527we don't know how many of those are monetized especially since most of her content consists of parodies of copyrighted songs
>Ina will never show you her squishy balls
don't show her your squishy balls please...
God the Antlion bait sound is so fucking satisfying.
What games Ina could play where she could control minions and pretend it's takodachis?
>>29386527Does it even have monetization enabled?
>>29386510yeah in universe lore that isI was talking about gameplay/code perspective
>>29386445Let her have her way>>29386489>Accurately calculated how many posts away the op wasS-sugoi
>>29386562
>>29386562>Ina will never squish your balls
>>29386310Remember how Ame told that she bathes more often than once a week now?I think she lied...
>>29386566Overlord
>>29386427China dominates the gacha market right now.A blessing in disguise, really, based Coco. I don't think there's a single chinese-published game worth playing and even less worth streaming.
>>29386566overlord
>>29386549That's a pretty common joke in chats
>>29385454>Gura visiting and pranking HaachamaYes.
Gordon's squishy balls!
>>29386566Pikmin
>those floaty jailsWhat?
I've never felt better having the name Alex than I do now. I feel like she's talking DIRECTLY TO ME!
>>29385793Do u rly blb?
>>29386591this
>oh this is like one of those floaty jails!Why... why did she say that like it's a real thing? And like it's something she's familiar with if it was?
>>29386278it was very clearly not a promise
>>29386509I'LL COVER (YOU), BROTHER
>>29386566Heroes III Might & Magic
Ina ditched us for a girl
>>29386594The Stalker Cages
>>29386566A Plague Tale
>>29386566Overlord or Pikmin.Pikmin's the better game.
>>29386566Pikmin, Overlord, terraria, etc
>>29386351>beginning to think >think First mistake.
>>29386566Overlord, Skyrim, any of the rpgs with the summoning system, any of the Heroes games
>>29386566Starcraft
>>29385454>Haachama Castle toilet is going to rain shit and piss down on Gura's house
I hate being both and idolfag and /u/fag the thought of Ame maybe being with a dude rather than Gura in the future destroys my soul but I also understand friendships are less likely to die compared to romantic shit... And honestly I am worried if people and /u/niggers keep pushing for AmeGura too much Ame might distance herself from Gura so people don't force some forced /u/ shit like TakaMori
Do not worry, we might return as those rebels Gordon commands in the level after this one.
>>29386558Shark fact: shark's heart is shaped like an S, and located in its head.
>>29386612rrat posting will destroy the thread
>>29386596>>29386538My brothers! We have the power of THE GODS
>>29386566lemmings
>>29386602>He's never done time in floaty jailSoft cunt
>>29385393Help me anon I'm retarded. Who's voice is that?
>>29386566Mount & Blade: Warband
Reminder we'll be doing sven co-op this weekend, /hlgg/. So if my fellow takos want to beat Half-Life 1 together, be on the thread for server deets around 9AM PST on saturday.Everyone else is welcome too, of course.
>>29386631Then we can die again! And then again for Episode 1! and then again for Episode 2!
>Half Life 2>You have to babysit a mixed race NPCWhen is Ina done with this garbage? 4 more streams?
>>29386076>>29386056NO BANGS
>>29386625fuck you anon, my sides
pack it up, shipping is over
>>29386566TABS, Patapon, Worms, Streets of Rogue, Oddworld
>>29386509Your sacrifice shall not be in vain!
>>29386566Divinity original sin
>>29386643>Hating on AlyxKys 10q
>>29386626Gura and Ame will be fine, contrary to their avatars their grown ass women who can decide for themselves. If they do stupid retarded shit, it will be their fault and their fault only.Stop being a faggot.
>>29386566Hololive
Kinda frustrating that Ina thinks theres all this lore shes missing when most of the time its the first time in the series we've seen these people.Its a weird situation where you need to play the first game to know that you don't know stuff.
I find it funny how Ina keeps thinking she is missing lore by not playing original half life when half life 2 is retcon on top of retcon
>>29386135>fags pretending Nero's 17th century outfit is "Roman"Really anons?
>>29386644AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TASUKETE NEGROHOMBRE
>Ina expected cutscenesHow cute.
>>29386643>Hating on AlyxGo back
>>29386651Go back, no one cares what the hivemind thinks.
>>293866444/10 needs more lens flair
>>29386636Thanks for making me remember that game, I always forget it
>>29386549>>29386586Gura's sister actually called one of these chatter's bluffs once and stopped the stream until they came back
>>29386566Shogun 2Takodachi Shogunate when?
>>29386561The most popular ones I checked are running 1-2 pre-roll ads without content ID claims. YT isn't placing ads on non-monetized and non-claimed content until next year, so she's monetizing them.
I can't remember how they transition from Nova Propekt into the city uprising. I haven't played HL2 in so long.
>>29386238>Ina getting mating pressed is incredibly cute
>>29386625Actually someone called it "sky toilet" and she did her classic "no" cries
>>29386626Ame reads these threads and saw how many people notices she was collating with gura at least once a week. Some people even made narratives about her leeching, which most likely got under her skin. Not to mention Ame is not into women and at most just yuri baits for clippable moments and “the lulz”
>>29386625I hope she unironically makes a toilet with a hole underneath right above gura's house. Would be absolute kino.
>>29386051Centurion is cute! Cute!
>expected more storyIna Bioshock when?
>>29386651Have a link to the post?
>>29386687they teleport back to kleiners lab, but for some reason the teleport takes a week
>The soda doesn't heal youworst half life game ever!
>>29386692She's bi.
NARRATIVE BROS?https://youtu.be/_QjC4JZJwNc
>>29386651>-31 points>-12>-27 pointsLol, go back.
How much more until the end of the game? Will it be doable this stream?
>>29386708It's water
Was disabling the anti-reproduction field part of HL2 or EP1? I can't remember.
>>29386651What's up with normalfags, can't they separate the character from the actress?
>>29386651>all in the negativeseven most redditors don't give a fuck, anon.
>>29386702Permissions are not letting her play.Although I doubt she'd do well, that game is much harder than this.
>>29386635A free, "Hi, Alex~" is worth so much more than a paid, "Alex, thank you!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JonQ09L2N0UHow long till we get to this GurAme arc?
>>29386722>Will it be doable this stream?no way
>>29386651go back
WHO TF TOOK HER SODA
>>29386604so that's the color of the eyeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>29386651Go back, deadsoy
>>29386602You wouldn't last 5 seconds in floaty jail, kid.
>>29386310Who the fuck made this? Even as a footfag i'm repulsed and ashamed.
https://youtu.be/T29zhRwplqg
>>29386722Not this stream.>>29386729Ep1
Guys, I have successfully debunked the narrative that Gura is a Texan based on her recent MC stream because no self-respecting Texan would eat at McDonalds over Whataburger.
>29386651stop posting reddit shit for (You)s fag
>>29386681They are getting downvoted into oblivion, so that would be the opposite of what redditors think.
>>29386714SoCal woman bi anonchama...
>>29386722Nova Prospekt drags on for fucking ever.
That WAH sounded like a really rough kiss Ina just gave me.
>>29386716He's doing us a favor
>>29386740I hope never.
>>29385613>second favoriteHow did you come to that conclusion when shes the lowest? She would be the least favorite if Mori didnt exist.
>>29386651>nothing but narrativefagskiara was right, damn.
>>29386702That'd be fun. Or Halo.I just want to see Ina play more shooters, its comfy.
>>29386692She's just tard wrangling as usual. Too much is never too good
>>29386729EP1, you get Kleiner telling people to HAVE SEX
>>29386716Good, I don't want this jackass anywhere near Hololive
>>29386738She'd probably still play on easy. I think she'd like it though
>>29386685our takkos are running from the battlefield. a shamefru disrpay!
>>29386695Better yet, there should be a flusher switch that triggers dirt-filled dispensers. She can literally rain shit on gura's house.
>>29386651You couldn't even find epic upovted posts to support your bullshit? kys
>>29386714Where’d you get this from?
>>29386740None of them are Matsuri.
>>29386651Reddit is shit but so is shipping, you fucking preteen girl.
>trash tier boat section>make you do it again with a car>stupid gunship/strider/bossbug fight>do it 20 times each>fun army of friendly bugs>never used again (rebels don't count because they usually don't respawn and they tend to just get massacred without the stunning effect the squishy ball has)why did volvo do this
>>29386716We've already stablished that he probably does watch hololive, but he knows better than to send his cancerous fanbase over
Hey Guys, Klaius here, i really would like you to stop posting that shit about me. My passion is drawing and i have a favorite like everyone else, so there is nothing creepy about that. Yes, i wish i had some more attention from her, but that doesnt make me a bad person. However if i did manage to somehow get into her room in the night i would proceed to slowly undress her and lick the shit from the tiny wrinkles of her sweet pink asshole until it was shiny again. Of course as a gentleman i would not relieve myself onto the body of my goddess but rather fertilize her avocado plants so that a part of me will be within her later.
$10 say she doesn't use the turrets correctly
>>29386602Why do you think the Takodachis float?
>>29386645I want to poke her thigh fat with my finger
>>29386650Haachama's manager died alongside Haato
>>29386626Do you not want your oshi to be happy? Don't fall for the delusion that she will be with you forever
>>29386761What if she's a self hating Texan?
>>29386729If you disable the anti reproduction field does it mean there soon will be no anties anymore?
>>29386773We discovered it a while ago through polls.
>>29386310What the actual fuck is that?
>>29386773Being permanent second favorite means she'll never win a popularity poll.
>>29386769All it ever sounds like is Waluigi.
>>29386802indie company pls andastando
>sang the pirates themeThat should be her next watchalong
>>29386802HL2 is a tech demo that people got memed into thinking is an actual game.
>>29386789>Raining dirt on an empty dirt frame.
>>29386702Only the first, right? Unless we're gonna be Tak Populi
>>29386716i think he does know about hololive and vtubers, i remember he did a meme review and showed a clip of Shiro and her minecraft sheep, he probably doesn't want to cause any controversy by talking about them.
TAKODACHIS... I KNOW WE LOVE THE PRIESTESS... BUT... SHE TREATS US LIKE WE WERE TRASH... I THINK WE SHOULD TEACH HER A LESSON...
>>29386802The antlions kill the combine in 1 hit so it wouldn't really work for the rest of the game
>>29386732you just said it, they are normalfags
>>29386716Felix is a good guy at heart and knows what happened when he talked about Kizuna
>>29386796Roommate reps, unless it's some narrative.
>>29386729You disable it when you blow up the citadel, but you don't hear about it until EP1
>>29386738They have EA permissions right? That would mean System Shock 2 is open, although I doubt anybody would play it
https://www.strawpoll.me/35144457Important poll.
>>29386838next watchalong should never happen
>>29386716Nice job, agent Félix. Officially you are better than Calli.
Posting reddit or twitter screenshots should be a bannable offense unless it's from a Holo.
reminder that 99% of this game was gutted because of valves play testers
>>29386808she's among the biggest autists in HL, I see her thinking forever where to place them
>>29386566I remember The Darkness having some minionsDon't remember if its any good, but it is a fps about a guy being possessed by some kind of eldritch demon
>>29386852Nah, those games are far too autistic.
>>29386675
>>29386651post THAT image set
>>29386773During any polls that ask who is everyones SECOND favorite, Ina wins them by a big margin.
>>29386692>imagine being this weakI am disappoint.
>>29385283It's pretty obvious she only tolerates her.
>>29386844But we are trash sir
>>29386844The literal state of this cult ahah
>>29386692I don't get the leeching comment since Gura clearly wants to play with her, but it does lead to too much samey content IMO. Especially when Gura hasn't collabed with Kiara and has only had 1 collab with Ina.
>>29386844pathetic
>>29386844By being recyclable instead?
>>29386854>Strawpoll
>>29386854>strawpoll
>the soldier camping the dooreven after seeing his friends die and being spotted, he still went along his masterplan of holding the door
>>29386761Then how does McDonalds stay in business in Texas?
>>29386808$5 says she figures it out but gets overwhelmed trying to keep them up
>>29386701just go there and look for this pic
>>29385283Meds.
>>29386839This. The game was purely an ad for the engine, which made valve filthy rich.
>>29386844And what lesson would you like to teach the priestess, heretic?
>>29386844To rebel against the priestess is ground for a brain pat anon.
>>29386894Austin
>>29386802Physics are cool, purease andastand
>>29386865something something the mental capabilities of the average player huh
>>29386644You need to work on your anatomy reps, drawfag. My invisible hand brushing back Ina's deep orchid locks doesn't look anything like that.
>>29386894spics
>>29386716He knows what happens when he mentions a vtuber to his fanbase.https://youtu.be/LoRoODZcRqc?t=124
A cunny post a day keeps the redditor away.
>>29385446>I just noticed that Ina had little but wings.
>Tfw no asmrs>Tfw no date streamsI love you ina but some fanservice please
>>29386865Their play testers are as retarded as the frankenturrets from Portal 2
>>29386865
>>29386651So this is proof that cunnyposting doesn't ward off redditors? Even they downvote this retard
>>29386808Pay up
hello fellow takos
>>29386802The boat and the buggy are actually fun if you know how to control them. The road trip in EP2 not so much because that car doesn't have weapons and you have to chaffeur Alyx around
>>29386865What does getting the crowbar stuck have to do with being Gordon Freeman?
oh boy, time for turret defence fun
>>29386913
>>29386808SC her an apology
>>29386716I bet Ina is his oshi
>>29386854kiara would have the cleanest ass, change my mind
>>29386865Valve somehow manages to find the most braindead people to test their games, probably journalists with no jobs
Ina has replaced us with machines....They took our jobs....
EEEEEEEH MAJI? EASY MODO?
>>29386808How very very sad
>>29386761the second wataburger can give me dollar sodas, hot and spicy mcchickens, and not have the lines take half an hour, I will stop visiting mcdonalds.
>>29386889Either that or permanent off world assignments
>>29386925Brother! You've gone ahead of us!
>>29386920She will never do those. She's the passive GFE.
>>29386925
Why is this the most viewed translated video of HoloEN? Do japs like watching girls being terrible at japanese?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r690VLT3B9M
How verbally abusive will Watchama get in the Valorant stream?
>>29386920>Tfw no asmrsYou're wrong
>>29386900Recycling
>>29386942speak for yourself.I am the ghost in the machine!
>>29386738>>29386852FEAR, y/n?
>>29386808She plays Arknights
>>29386930they thought they were playing as gordan since the crowbar is gordans weapon. despite the fact that the game literally tells you that you are alyx.they removed it because these retards kept on getting confused
>>29386942Don't hate our silicult brethren
>>29386716Based
>>29386844I'll teach YOU a lesson
>>29386960>Do japs like watching girls being terrible at japanese?Many EOPs like watching girls being terrible at english so it shouldn't be surprising.
>>29386970Absolutely, FEAR is a fantastic game.
>>29386920Sbe did an ASMR with us Takodachis right now though
>>29386925Welcome back Takodachi! Even death can't kill you
>>29386865To be fair their games are successful on a wide scale because they do this and appeal to the general public.
>>29386960They love girls accidentally saying pussy.
>>29386922This will never not make me sigh dejectedly.
>"Shoot me if you can!">gets shotIna...
Probably two separate ideas that they merged into the same sentence. They probably meant that they removed the crowbar because playtesters kept getting it stuck on things, and it made the testers assume they were playing as Gordon since its his signature weapon.
>>29386930Playtesters are too stupid to realize they were Alyx despite the fact you can clearly see her hands are not his
>>29385542wats?
>>29386970I would die to see a Holo play FEAR
>>29386920watch her minecraft or drawing streams, pure sleeping powder for your ears
>>29386925Takodachi, do not break the masquerade!
>>29386910How can you brush back something that doesn't exist? That's an interesting headcanon you've got there, anon-chama.
She's not going to play the episodes, is she.
>>29386920>best voice out of all holos>no asmrThere is a high price to pay for wielding such power foolishly...
>>29386935
>>29386970Ame-chan... onegai...
>>29386761She never said, "McDonald's". She said, "The big M." Obviously she's talking about MOOYAH, another Texas burger chain.
>>29386920She's sadly not that kind of holo.
>>29386960Right because EOPs never squeal whenever a JP Holo speaks English.
>>29386961Valor ant is a kusoge, quite possibly worse than apex even. She’s gonna fake end the stream and then really end the stream.
>>29386920I'm pretty sure thats mostly Mori's thing.
Mori please undastand, without our narratives were nothing but naive rrats please stop trying to destroy us, just let the ebb and flow of narratives continue on as it always had, undisturbed by your schemes. Also Calliope Mori farted in the toilet live on stream
>>29386961She will abruptly end the stream when stream snipers fuck her over in at least two games
>>29386960Do you think they have their own version of ogey rrat from some garbled Japanese one of the girls said?
>>29386844You need to be reeducated
>>29386960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FB88HEAW1s??
>>29387002Fuck outta here with this shit.
>>29385283I don't think it goes that far, but I get the strong impression Gura likes her a lot more than she does in return.
does someone have that screencap of the JOP who was going to start doing his eigo reps so he could learn every crease in Ina's anus?
>>29386996meant for >>29386930
>>29386961>Salty for the chess with Kiara >Sleepy because working on Kiara shit >Tired because Overcoocked 2 Ohh she will be salty
>she is a traitor?So Mossman was Kiara all along
>>29386668Sort of. They are partially grown women at least. I'm not sure they have every really had to take full adult responsibility for their lives.Yes I know Ame was homeless. If anything that just further supports what I am getting at.
>>29386904>>29386919>>29386922>>29386941>>29386988>>29386865>>29386930>>29386979And yet their are let’s players that are even more retarded.
>>29387002
>>29386960>Why is Korone so popular among English speakers? Do EOPs like watching girls being terrible at English?
>>29386960Just listen to those giggles and you'll know why it's the most viewed.
>>29387011the first time it came up she said "McDonald—" and cut herself off before pronouncing the final "s".
>>29386961valorant sucks fat retard balls.ill only watch it with the hopes she starts getting salty
>>29387012we have to corrupt her
>>29387002Ina with thick eyebrows would be adorable
>>29386761I hate how my local Whataburger is always fucking filled to the brim with people, and it takes half an hour for a burger and fries. Its not worth it.
>>29387020This is a video for the english audience that ALSO has japanese subs, not many japs in the comments at all.
>Turrets are new TakodachiDAMN MACHINES!
>>29386930They cut it for two different reasons1. having a crowbar made players assume they were gordon2. having a crowbar also made it get stuck in everything, although that sounds more like an engine issue
TAKOBROS????
>euro truck simulator collab between gura and ame>"gura this game is boring... where are the prostitutes at?">"what do you mean ame, i'm right here.">both laugh
Turret-dachi where you at?
TURRETDACHIS YES
>replaced by a machineit hurts...
>>29387033>their are
>TurretdachiWE'VE UPGRADED
>>29387033anon your engrish reps..
>>29387024Ame just has intimacy issues so she comes off colder than she actually is
>>29386997Also that it's the name of the fucking game
Bros, we got replaced...
She replaced us with machines...
>Takodachis replaced by a fucking automated turretThe absolute state of takocultist
>>29387028
I have now become mechanically enhanced!
We shall become the Turretdachi army!
>Machines replaced ustakobros...
>>29387033>their areFound the retard.
>>29387054>Gura confirms she's texanogey
>>29386672she thinks there's a lot of lore because people can't stop talking about how great the story is when in reality it's pretty mediocre at best. The main gimmick story wise is everything happening without any jumps or cutscenes. It feels like people just read third party stuff like fanfiction or the concept notes that they wanted to put in the game but didn't and fold that into their own headcanon to make it better.>>29386671You don't need to play HL1 at all to play HL2. Barney/Kliener/Vance are all retconned to be important characters despite having 5 seconds of screen time each. As far as I remember, the Nihilanth and Xen are never referenced in HL2 and it doesn't matter anyways because the Combine are a 3rd party. It's never even really explained why Gordon is famous as the Freeman when everyone should really be blaming him for helping in destroying human civilization in the first place. There's practically nothing at all to connect the two games story wise other than a few Black Mesa references.
>>29386970I doubt they even know that FEAR exists.
>>29387054Gura just use ubereats you can afford it now
Time to shapeshift again, Takobros!
>>29387038>>29387002Get on my level
>>29387004Doubt it. She already said she's having a hard time getting invested in this; because she assumes all these characters were from Half Life 1 and doesn't realize they all might as well be OCs.
>>29387054hi gura
Stand still guys, we're up again
>Mecha TakoSomeone please deliver
mechadachis rise up
>>29387046APEX at least has some interesting visual, Valorant is plain ugly.
>Takodachis being reborn as Machine Spirits inside turretsRULES OF NATURE
AI taking our jobs...
>>29387054is this why you go to mcdolands instead?
Ina...
>>29387033>their areESLchama...
>>29386740Too early. Assuming Ame = HSKW, we need Gura to get brutally rejected by her first. Then we wait for her to bond with a Gen 2/3/4 girl who is slightly interested in her and Gura destroying her relationship with that girl by acting like a dumb anxious cunt >>>(this is where Matsuri is)<<< and finally, killing herself after realizing her love will never bear fruit.
>>29387082Maybe automation was not the best thing
If ez mode wasn't bad enough, Ina's using an aimbot now
Ina just fucking SLAMMING my head down these stairs
>>29387020I forgot how awful Kiara's mic used to be.
>>29387038Now that is a forehead you want to kiss.
>>29387089>you can afford it nowDo you want her to use all her money? Faggots put on retarded amounts of extra fees.
Takoturret initiated. Awaiting order from priestess.
this is the equivalent of being babied by Ina
>>29386960>why do people like a cute girl trying to figure out your language
PRAISE THE PRIESTESS OUR NEW BODIES ARE POWERFUL
>>29387033Bloody retard you are beneath them.
>>29387009
>>29387077hayai
>>29386960She should do more of those streams to get more JP goslings and paypigs.
I GOTTEM COVERED TAKOS!
>>29385309I knew he would come back for Gura, it was all part of his plan!
>>29387077dangerously based
>>29386961I'll be working so it will do as a listening stream but I'd rather she play literally anything else. Valorant is such a shitty game. I can imagine it being alright with a team of friends but that's all games.
>>29387086Your second reply is literally what that Anon is saying dude, because Ina hasn't played the first one she thinks that HL1 covers this when it doesn't.
you are so weak
Amelia's tongue...
Turretdachis...
>>29386844why do you think i signed up for this job
>>29387117>POWERFULYeah, right...
Bros.....
>>29386970doesnt FEAR3 has a AWayOut coop ending?
>>29387091weak
How do you think Amelia would feel if chinks started spamming NMSL at her?
>>29387105I want to hug and fuck the menhera out of Matsuri
>>29387114Even in death I still surf
NO PRIESTESS DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
You're so weak!
Takodachis... I feel weakDo not abandon me my priestess...
AAAAA HELP ME PRIESTESS I CAN't GET UP
>>29387077Based
>>29387086Right but because everyone in HL2 talks like you should know them from HL1, even though they weren't actually in the game, the only way to know that is to have played it.
>Turretdachi being kicked and beaten down the stairs by Inagod i wish that were me
>>29387119A
Ina....
>>29387100AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>29387014Valorant is uglier, has more dead time, and wins aren't as impressive, it's definitely worse than Apex.
tako brain..
Ina putting the 'cute' in electrocute
>*giggle*>you're so weak!I felt that.
>>29387133>tfw we aren't good enough for our takogoddess
Oh no, shes becoming my favorite EN and i can't even stay up and watch the streams...
>>29386865This isn't as stupid as it sounds. In Opposing Force they (well, Gearbox) gave Shephard a wrench instead of the crowbar.
>>29386960pre ground pound watson was a different time.....
>>29387086The half-life series is historically very important and was amazing at the time, especially for physics based gameplay. The story was always weak and honestly the game as a whole hasn't aged that well. Makes me very sad.
>Takoturret is uselessTakodachis just cant stop winning
OHHH Ina is wearing glasses because they're like the ones Gordon is wearing.
>>29387176Im gonna be pissed if no EN girl is online next time she streams
I'm kind of miffed that the InAme zatsudan only has around 250k views. A lot of people are missing out on the kino...
>You are so WEAKMy dick
man, HL2 is way worse than 1
>>29386844Get off my island, you filthy maggot.
>>29387086Xen is mentioned in hl2... once
>>29386854Kiara's ass is the only correct choice.>>29386940Absolutely. In terms of hygiene, I'd rate ENs like this:Kiara > Mori = Gura > Ina >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>>>>>>>> a literal barrel of toxic sludge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ame
ina...
Kiara is a dumb ugly slut who sucks dick
Ina........
>>29386865To be honest, melee is VR is very very hard to do right. Even boneworks which does a pretty good job doesn't feel that great.
Only Ina to make me watch two hours of stream.
>>29387200just now noticed?
>>29387176SOMEONE PLAY WITH HER AAAAHYOU USELESS BUNCH
Ina... your platforming reps...
>>29386716I think I read in a thread here, that he wasn't interested in mentioning any other streamer because of the damage his big fanbase can cause, I think it was something related to gura and his horse in minecraft
>>29387176This is what Haato acted like before being Hachama, enjoy it, for the Jops that cant
pain tako
I CAN FIRE FOREVEEEEER
>>29386802How else will Ina begin to shiver in anticipation of a forehead kiss if I don't first caress that broad expanse with my little finger while catching her bangs with my index and middle finger as I brush them back?
>>29387190Prepare to be mad
Takoturret, your aim is shit!
>>29386854Something something every wrinkle in Ina's anus
>>29387091la megarmind....
>>29387113I think Ubereats and DoorDash have a subscription service now. Where you pay 10 bucks a month and there is no fee. Except for the driver tip.
>>29387214Yes, and?
turretdachi... your aiming reps...
nice aim nerds
>>29386869
>>29387214And that's a good thing! Except she isn't ugly.
Rubby rubby~
>your aim is really badI am doing my best Ina ;_;
>>29387219wanna try again buddy?
>>29387236i was being distracted by ina
Question. Is haachama actually retarded? I mean, even if she's an esl, she's radiating so much retarded energy. It's so cute!
>>29386716based, daisenpai felix-sama doesn't need those leeches
>>29387190She streams during jp hours when most of the ENs are asleep. Only Kiara and Mori could overlap her.
Ina..........save your game............
Are there any bets on announcement
>he couldn't kill the headcrabwhat is your excuse turretdachis?
>>29387219What?
>>29387241unironically good for a neet like methey give promotions and stuff toomy only issue is the price at times
>that fucking throwlmao
I LIVE TO SERVE
>>29387190>streams at 1am Yeah... only Kiara or Mori could be in there and we know Mori wont touch Minecraft with a 2 miles stick.
>>29387214Seethe retard.
>being belittled and looked at with disgust by InaTakobros...
When the fuck are Mori and Gura getting Switch capture cards
god half-life is the worst FPS
>>29387261Get your shit together!
>your aim is badb-but I learned from watching you priestess...
>>29387272Ina was right next to me, my circuits were overheating!
>>29387253yes women getting off by humping pillows and toys is hot as fuck
>>29387086I agree, Half Life 2 is a shit sequel.
>>29387190She streams during JP hours. That only leaves Kiara and she doesn't play Minecraft nearly as much as Ame or Ina
Why are we so worthless takobros...
>>29387200HL2 is like a tech demo, it's shows off a bunch of cool things but it doesn't really do much with them and it turns into a drag once the "wow" factor is gone.HL1 is still an amazing game made with much more love and with a stronger focus on the core gameplay.
>>29387290Retard
>>29387271my bet's on UR A FAGET
>>29387287
TASUKETEE MY BRAIN REPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29387271I bet it will be disappointing.
>>29387245You know how hard is to aim when my code was written like this?Being reborn as a robot is pain.
>>29387234do you mean to address >>29387002 ?
>>29387319God that's hot
Ina, stop over thinking things.
>>29387214wow she is literally me
>>29387289What's Mori supposed to play on Switch?
>>29387271I'm keeping things conservativeTakamori duetDetails on her Thanksgiving event streamPreviewing elements of talk show
>>29387313Dangerously based observation.
>>29387319holy fuck yes
Ina, you have two pallets to stand on...
Oh no my priestess is retarded
>>29387311It's okay takobro, in the presence of teh goddess everything looks wothless.
>>29387252Hmmmmm she's not but she is a bit of a butterface.
fucking source ladders
Youtubechama.......
>>29387325God that fucking spaghetti code
>>29387325This isn't even close to how badly programmed HL2 is.
BRAINCELLS DO YOUR JOB
Do you like Mori Calliope and the Deadbeats?Her early work was a bit too... cringe for my taste. But when she adopted her vtuber persona in 2020 I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically.
>>29387271I bet it won't live up to the hype, but that's practically free money. Love to be wrong though.
>>29387287I know we're not supposed to have any bone in our bodies, but...
>>29387176She has a non archive ASMR coming up later today, at the timing where I have to go to work. I hate this.
>looks directly at box>ignores itTAKODACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>29387319One day ill finish coloring this...
i want gura to take care of me and make chicken soup for me while i am sick
Why is Ina struggling with fucking Valve puzzles so much? They're so simple that it's a fucking meme.
>>29387360that's bad code but not spaghetti code
>>29387077https://vocaroo.com/1cri4kY09SLl
>>29387370Someone post the edit someone made this morning
>>29387364WE'RE WORKING OVERTIME ALREADY BOSS, WE WANT A RAISE!
Ina......
Ina for fuck's sake
Sometimes, I dream about cheese
>>29387263She's actually so smart that her insightful words miss you completely, while what she says may sound retarded you are missing tons of little clues implicating the real meaning of her words
>>29387208Seems about right for Kiara and Mori and Watson is definitely filthy, but I'd probably swap Ina and Gura and put Gura just above a literal barrel of sludge. She's scatterbrained and introverted and seems like the type that's barely functional. Those types don't tend to bathe regularly.
>>29387348Yeah, I'm not going to deny that.
>>29387370you couldn't spend 5 seconds to shoop the dead beats cover on the album?
get filtered dumb squid
Ina..........
why do these shitty pallets just explode when you jump down on them aaaa
Ina is delightfully retarded today.
>>29387382because theres no confirmation that you solved it, casual gamers always struggle with that
BOX STUCK!
ARE YOU? HUH?
SHE'S ABOUT TO SAY THE F WORD
>Are you frustrated?
Are you?
>>29387263It's an act. She talked about it before. She's not a fan of Japanese strict social norms so she cuts loose on stream.
>>29387383Codecels literally think all poorly written code is "spaghetti code". Any bug in any game? Spaghetti code. Even though there are a million more likely causes for it.
>>29387384>That musicAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO STOP KIDNAPPING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE AM I AHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBased vocaroochan
TURRETDACHI JUST EXTEND YOUR HAND
Did I miss something, or did Haachama actually make a binaural cum countdown joi no nut november ASMR?
I'm frustrated
>>29387407It's pretty true to life. Pallets are shit.
https://files.catbox.moe/s9k2qk.mp4
Reverse hate rape with Ina!
I feel The Warp overtaking me... It is a good pain!
Christ originally I had Ina down as the smartest of the holoens but lately i've been thinking the exact opposite.God forbid I actually think Mori is the smartest and Ina is the stupidest...
YES I AM
>Gura using the "humu humu">Ina using the "Are you frustrated?"I thank Jesus every day for being born in this time
>>29387411>.
>>29387407Ina is thicc.
>>29387387AFTER YOU DO YOUR JOB
>>29387407Have you ever tried jumping on a pallet?
>>29387336
TURRETDACHIIIIII
>>29387417>>29387418noi'm in love
>>29387415https://streamable.com/8tmjld
>>29387386Here
Ina... your platforming...
>>29387382>Why is Ina struggling with fucking Valve puzzles so much? They're so simple that it's a fucking meme.She may be Korean but she's still a woman, and even then the only video game experience that she has is from gachashit and mainstream MMOs.
>are you frustratedTrinity...
>>29387440Ina also picked up Gura's "Hello!" When she comes across an enemy
She's figured out three different solutions to this puzzle and somehow failed all of them...
How frustrated will you be if there’s no Gura-illa stream tonight?
>>29387437Guess you didn't watch Gura's 2x2 stream yet
>>29387440Also Ina making excuses like Ame
>>29387455I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>29387440it's cute that they're talking to each other enough to absorb each others' mannerisms. Gura's like a sponge though
>>29387424SANGUINES A N G U I N E
NOTHING IS WORKING TAKOBROSTHE PRIESTESS ISN'T RECEIVING ENOUGH ENERGY
>>29387449most of them are made to support heavier stuff than a single adult person. those are pretty big and chunky pallets as well.
>>29387459>the only video game experience that she has is from gachashit and mainstream MMOs.Man, gatchas sure ruin your braind for other games.
>>29387437Mori orchestrated Moona cucking Kiara, HoloCN getting two bullets in the back of the head, Haachama and Coco suspensions, Amegeddon, John Wick 4, The cuban missile crisis. All her
>>29387263she worked herself into a shoot, but a cute one
>>29387459man, the commentary in the episodes was eye-opening.so people really, really, really fucking suck at games
>>29387437Reminder that Mori was actually fairly quick at figuring out what she needs to do in Doom puzzles, assuming she at least had line of sight to everything relevant. She only struggled with execution.
Who said Ina was smart? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29387459>Greg CoomerThis will never not be funny.
>>29387459>Coomerthe internet has ruined my brain
Takobros, our priestess in kind of retarded...
>>29387437her senses are dulled by a lifetime of being a hikki-artist-gacha player
>>29387456Thanks I love it
>>29387440Ina also picked up Gura's "Watson!" accent
>>29386920If Ina did anything resembling GFE, the chair clattering would be deafening
Imagine the Gura/Ina Portal 2 collab
https://poal.me/8tgighttps://poal.me/8tgighttps://poal.me/8tgig
>>29387437It's been said before, but it takes a different skillset to be successful in full 3D games, especially FPS games, as compared to what these girls normally play.
What's your excuse?
>>29387363Badly programmed for a Valve game or badly programmed in general?
>>29387437They are all equally inept in general video games.
>>29387489https://streamable.com/sbj6b3
Why does she keep calling pallets "ladders"?
DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
T-Turretdachi...
>>29386080yeah these look okthe ones from THAT image however, are absolute shit
it started 2 hours ago
WE DID IT BRAINCELLS
>>29387509The sad truth is that they'd get walled by one of the first difficult puzzles and then just give up on the game completely.
She left me alone...In this dark abyss...
Fren...
>>29387370Shitposts like today´s morning are the only reason I keep lurking this shithole in dead hours
>>29387509Imagine the NTR narrative
Goodbye Takoturret
i feel her pain, in hl1 i was stuck on the electric water by the three tentacles in the silo for a solid hour
SHELL CONE BACK FOR ME BROS
>>29386920she's the "focused on her career and not super into you" gfe
>>29387516>imagine not voting for /biz/ watson
>over 2 hours... Timewarp.......
>>29387519Is ao-chan calling Ina useless or us?
>>29387325>else ifoh my
>>29387509Ame is pushing for it so hard
>>29385862>inb4 salty bet stream
>>29387459She also mentioned trying to bring up sights so she's also probably used to more modern like CoD
>>29387545
>>29387516They're all pretty fucking dumb honestly.
>>29387528She's a sheltered rich girl who's never been in a warehouse or a Costco
I went to bed after the Boondock Saints watchalong, am I right to guess it's probably not worth going back and watching the Overcooked collab?
>>29387509That's what Ame is waiting for yes
>>29387545>624x214
Just saw haachamas thumbnail for her no archive asmr stream coming upThis girl just feeds on coomers and doesnt give a fuck does she lmao
>>29387382Please understand anon, games are actually really difficultWhat we need is more things like this tutorial game that teaches you how to play FPS gameshttps://etra-etra-games.itch.io/a-beginners-guide-to-fps-games
>>29387509imagine ina and gura saying humu humu to each other and getting stuck in a humu humu loop
Watching Ina struggle to solve such basic puzzles gives me such joy. Next chance I get i'm going to suggest she plays the Witness.
>>29387518I don't want to go full /r9k/ but I remember seeing on the discovery channel or something that women are way worse at visualizing 3d space in their minds. Also explains them getting turned around in games constantly.
>>29387578Pretty much
>>29387576Or shes so poor her family used pallets as ladders.
>>29387459>She may be Korean but she's still a womanstopped reading right there, have sex.
>>29387509It was on the beta schedule Ina put up before with Tittyfall 2. Shame she switched it all around, I was looking forward to that member stream.
>>29387516http://poal.me/64ysflhttp://poal.me/64ysflhttp://poal.me/64ysfl
>>29387578Joseph... your unity reps....
>>29387578Only if you really like sound of your oshi's voice.
>>29387546Ame LITERALLY said she would like to see Gura and Ina play the portal co opHold up that's actually fucking NTR, Ame likes to watch!
>>29387554Ao-chan is calling you useless, of course.
>>29387578it's comfy enough, you won't miss any major plot developments but it's bread and butter cute holos doing cute things
Hi, what is the last narrative?
>>29387592Witness is peak artistic autism. She'll probably like it.
>>29387015For real though, who could've predicted the deep-voiced cringe rapper tomboy to have such a powerful level of untapped GFE energy? I know, gap moe, but it's still baffling. I imagine it feels as unreal to her as it does to us.
>>29387592>Ina with The Talos PrincipleYes Bison.gif
TURRETDACHIS, REPORT IN!
>>29387628Towa has a penis
>>29387628Artia is AO-chan
>>29387548I replayed HL1 3 months ago and don't even remember what part you are talking about. That's probably how challenging it is.
>Alright cum at me
>>29387628Pekora recognizes Palastine
Ina put all of her skill points in art... She forgot to put any into int
FRENS DOKO?!
>>29386865>nothingburgergo be homo somewhere else
>>29387606I'm still unity, I just hate Overcooked.
>>29387631isn't that game borderline unbeatable without spoilers?
>>29387628Takodachis are actually all bots that fire indiscriminately
>>29387516if you included haachamachama it would be unanimous
>>29387509It'd be a magnificent trainwreck, their spatial awareness and tendency to forget things would doom them instantly
>>29387613Ame belongs to everyone so it's just harem mates sharing a moment together
Friends!
>>29387628Gura will stream tonight
Fuck me this part really kicked my ass when I replayed it on hard
>>29387588Huh neat, there's also one for 3D adventure gameshttps://etra-etra-games.itch.io/etras-training-grounds-3paMori could use it
Would this be a kino playthrough?
>>29387628towa baby
>>29387578Don't bother. Any collabs with mori are pure cringe. She really needs to get her shit together.
>>29387650oh shi-
>>29387628Ina views takodachis as disposable meat shields
>>29387592Manifold Garden
>>29387603Where do you think you are
>>29387670Surprise Gura x haachama minecraft collab tonight
>>29387628Hitomi chris will return
>>29387628Mori bought Kiara the gun
I want to see Ina panic while playing serious sam
>>29387661You can skip like 1/3 of the puzzles and still beat it. 100% tho, that'd be hard.
>>29387650
Turretdachi what are you doing?!
>>29387694Fuck you for making me wish for something that won't happen
>>29387670Maybe. Probably not.
>>29386920Listen, kenzoku sufficiently corrupted Towa over the course of several months to the point where she actually did an ASMR stream, Takodachi can't give up before they've even tried.
>>29387677None of the girls would appreciate the gold hidden in all the jank
>>29387271It will literally be like the second coming of christ. Worrld peace will be achieved and world hunger will be ended, while at the meantime she also reveals FTL travel.
>>29387628Festival will graduate and kill herself soon.
>ina can't shoot and walk at the same time
>>29387694Is this the new ship?
bros is the HoloEN magic dead? No one is discussing anything about them on the JP side anymore except when shark sings.
Turretdachis, why are we so weak?
She has grown tired of us...
>>29387628Kiara has six guns
>>29387628Hiro is buying Cover
>>29387585Haachama is the SFE(Sex Friend Experience)
>>29387333I'd be pretty okay with her playing something like Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing, that I'm pretty sure she's already played, if she's not going to play minecraft I want my zatsudan game, because most of the games she has been playing tend to require too much focus from her for conversation.
>>29387592Might as well make her play La-Mulana, just to piss off everyone involved
>>29387730Yeah, teach that turretdachi his fucking place!
>>29387628KFP is a sex cultMori and Calliope are two separate people who swap seamlessly as the situation demandsIna is disgusted by how pitiful Takodachis areWatson is a cuckGura will never collab with anyone again, she only showed up for today's Overcooked because she was hoping skipping yesterday's would have them cancel it entirely
>>29387650I dont like this narrative...
>>29387730Based
My jetri is fucked i get and error when i try and add holo streams form the menu and thumbnails don't show up
I thought those shotgun combine 1 shot you. How is she standing next to them
>>29387730Takodraw fag is too fast
>>29387730Too much art reps, not enough exercise reps.
CLIP NOISES
These are some hot Tako sounds.
>>29387724Forget walk and shoot, this girl can't walk and reload at the same time.
She wants to say "fuck" so hard
...isn't she on easy?
Turretdachi...
>>29387628It is not the place of mortal men to know the time and date our Savior sends us the Last Narrative. All we know is that it will be given to us after Mori's Angels of Death pour the Four Bowls of Spaghetti, and the world is devestated by the Seven Graduations. When that time comes, the Anti's Christ will be born, and they will have their followers take the Mark of Niji and betray the True Oshi.
>>29387690Ah to be a meat shield for Ina.
>>29387650hollow life
>>29387730Dangerously based. Takodachis itt are truly powerful when it comes to OC drawings.
>>29387740lmao
She's internally raging...
>>29386761I thought she was from GeorgiaI am basing this purely off of one of her first streams where she was singing some radio commercial jingle for some Atlanta radio station.
>>29387729They got filtered by eigo, anon. Just like how Polka's momentum stalled when all her new fans realized she still mostly streams in japanese.
>Ina bruteforcing a mission without understanding a gameplay mechanicShe's been spending too much time around Ame...
>>29387730Is that an uncensored butthole
>three close shots from the shotgun>just 10 dmgIna at least play it in medium
can always count on ina to not say anything yabai
>>29387729What do you mean by this? There's clips of pekora and aqua bringing up Ame at least, don't know about the rest
>>29387729>implying JOPs can watch streamsRumao
Ina is definitely mad now.
>>29387732U
In what way can you be useful to the Tentacult?
>>29387777She is taking close to zero damage but eating shotgun shot after shotgun shot the face will eventually wear you down.
http://poal.me/5xawz5http://poal.me/5xawz5http://poal.me/5xawz5
>>29387764they only do on hard. its like 80 dmg if they point blank you
SHE CRACKED THE CODE
>>29387730Hey that's my cute bumhole!
>>29387809O
>>29387691So how does it compare to Naissance?
Ina just came out of the closet!InAme is now a go!
>>29387190It all depends on Kiara and Ame.
>>29387781
I remember this part being a breeze with proper turret placement.
>not even attempting to use the shotgun
>>29386098Why? Why would someone draw this, and why would you post it?
>>29387756If any of the HoloENs plays La-Mulana to completion I will drop a 500 dollar akasupa congratulating them for the clear, kneel a crater into my floor, and vow to never shitpost in these generals again.I won't even expect a Hell Temple clear, just the base game is enough.
We're doing it tako bros!
Ina should play a tower defense game
>>29387613I wish ame was here to watch as I absolutely DRAIN these gym guyborgs
>>29387824Never played that but MG was pretty fun if you have solid spatial awareness.
>>29387729Who cares about those losers?
>>29387729Yes, karaokes can be enjoyed without understand the language, unlike most other streams
>>29387788Nene actually has higher momentum than Sad Clown at the moment.
>>29387271Pekora collab
>>29387730Holy based.
>>29387729The turned tables. They only watch translated clips now
>>29387813I can throw myself blindly into the line of fire, sir!
>>29387386I actually found that one, I just saw the perfect place to post it.
>Ina didn't knew you could pick up things with "e"Excuse me what?
>>29387841You mean Arknights?
>>29387819THE INDUSTRY CODE
>>29387730
I'm not ready for another graduation stream tonight yesterday was too much
>>29387690Based
just stream gacha ina
>>29387817I thought calli was confirmed a virgin? Or at least she was very recently and unless shes really into japanese guys thats unlikely to have changed
>>29387592Baba Is You
Why is My Mori been so cute this past week?
>>29387830I don't think she even realizes they fire in an arc
>>29387831Apologize
What guerilla stream would you like after Ina?
>>29387831You feelin stupid now?
>>29387730Well have you been doing your gesture drawing reps?
I'm pretty sure this is actually the most difficult gunfight in the whole game.
>>29387841Here's your next 2 person collab bro
Ina your AR2...
>>29387841she plays arknights
>>29387268Ame and Ina have neet tier sleeping habits though, they're almost always up around that time
>>29387868Chicken.....
>>29387875Her need for a boyfriend has been growing stronger.
>>29387875Clearly she must be pregnant
Bloons tower defense stream when?
>>29387831Kneel
>>29387253>>29387301
>>29387889would unironically be amazing
>>29387875Kiara corrupted her, now all she thinks about is softly talking into the mic and getting her nails painted.
>>29387817deadbraps sure hold onto that unicorn fantasy dont they
>>29387879Someone doin Minecraft.
>>29387797TAKO #7797 NOOOOOOYou can float.
>>29387874Even I couldn't complete that entire game without looking up a solution
>>29387875Her japanese bf gave her a good dicking.
>>29387875Kiara had a positive influence on her.
Who Impregnated Gura?
>>29387895>>29387866Too bad, that game will never get permission
>>29387875She had time to relax, she went to spa, she can sleep longer now, she finally has some good money, many resons
>>29386638gura bro
>>29387875The spa date revitalized her feminine energy
>>29387879Ina's guerilla stream.
>>29387925me
>>29387875Being around men kickstarted her femcel instincts
>>29387913that is a good set.
>>29387487Yes, provided the weight is spread out over the whole pallet. If you step on a single board in a pallet it is VERY easy to break it. Pretty much guaranteed if you step in the center.
>>29387925Me. All other replies are also me.
>>29387925ame (from the future)
>>29387879More Ina!
>>29387875Chat calling her cute reminded her subconscious about the existence of her ovaries
>>29387873
>>29387841Either Ina or Kiara should play Pikmin
>>29387873Not confirmed, just the most likely, which is probably around 20% likely
>>29387925all of us
>>29387937Source?
>>29387913sauce pls
oh god it happened again...........
>>29387879Ina + Gura collab
>>29387925Me, sorry enma I couldn't resist the cunny
>>29387875she wants her chat bf and will stop at nothing to get it
>>29387823H
>>29387892AR...2? Never used one.Now the AR 3! Sure, have plenty of experience firing those.
Huh, the part where I realized Alex can die
>>29387762broken all day
shame she forgot the alt fire
>>29387960AME?!
>>29387661Finding all the environmental puzzles is both very difficult and mind-numbingly boring, but they don't actually do anything. The "real" game (the maze puzzles) is completely doable on your own, even the super hard ones that unlock the video clips.
>>29387960what? but the last check said it was less than 90 minutes...
>>29387925me t. son of ame from the future
>>29387960But this is a lie. It's only been 2.5 hours.
>>29387578
>>29387800where
>>29387628Ina a smooth brain.
>>29387964>boobas
>>29387960What the fuck? I'm only at 2
is HL2 any good? Been watching Ina's playthrough and it looks numbingly easy. You can just walk through swarms of bullets and stand still while shooting everything down. Looks as if it lacks even a modicum of difficulty.
>>29387879Ina+Gura+Hachama MC improvised collab
>>29387957>>29387959https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84475040
>>29387990And we love her
>>29387960Help...
>>29387960made me look/10
>>29387971She can't even use more than one type of move in an entire run of Hades, don't ask her to remember more than one fire mode in a shooter.
>>29387960ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29387997Nah play HL1 instead.
>>29387964What is this facial expression?
>>29387889way too much grinding
stream lagging for euro again?
>>29387997Well she's playing on the Easy difficulty...
>>29387999I'd like this please
>>29388006AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>29387997hyped at release but didn't age well, also ina plays on easy
>>29387991Youtube
>>29387319Fuller image
>>29388004Thanks.
>>29388006How fucking old am i
>>29387925male Ame from another timeline
>>29387997>it looks numbingly easyBecause she is playing on easy.
>>29387960>it's real
>>29387997She's playing on easy, original HL is more fun
>>29387708Considering how Haachama reacted to Gura's "prank" she'd be really excited to collab with Gura.
oh god is THIS FUCKING PART
>>29387997She's playing on easy, it's a lot better on hard or even normal. Though it still feels like a worse HL1 but with physics even with the difficulty cranked.
>>29388015pain poggers
>>29387690Just kneel and serve
>>29387997She plays on babby difficulty
>>29387578Their chemistry was getting better, but the game still doesn't really allow for much banter, I'm glad it's over.
>>29388015the pleasure of being cummed inside
I love you Gura!
>>29388038>Implying ame can't just inject herself with her concoction and grow a dick
I'm sorry I can't do this anymore I had to leave the stream
I LOVE YOU GURA AND INA!
>>29387954>>29387948>Awkward as fuck>Was "one of the boys" in school>Doesnt dress or act feminine at all>Obviously has felt uncomfortable with her femininity in the past>Has apparently rapped about being a virgin and tfwnbf>Doesnt make sexual jokes like all the other girls>In japan surrounded by asians>Japanese men prefer more feminine women and she is probably too aggressive for themYeah i'd believe it.
i love you, gura!
I love you Gura, make sure to support your friends!
I love Nakadashi Kiara!
>>29387925It was me. I love Gura.
GURA LOVE
Ina really doesn't give a shit about this game.