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Kiara is
I love Gura!
>>29292988gay
Uoh
>>29292982I love you Klaius
https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
>>29292988jackie chan
>>29292971but that first clip was her shampooing a chinchin....presumably to suck on it after!
Gura loves you!
not the K artist
>>29292904fuck that kid, based ame
Remember, deadbeats. This is the future your oshi wants for Hololive.t. deadbeat
My dad works at Yagoo and he unconfirmed the latest Ina narrative. You're welcome.
>>29292982
>>29292585Someone needs to tell her that if she wants viewers to watch fire emblem or any other story heavy game she needs to stream at a consistent time, nobody but the diehards has seen every one of those live because she's streamed them at almost every hour of the fucking day, and people don't want to miss anything if they care about the story. not to mention they're pretty long. If she consistently did them at fucking 4 am for me I'd be more likely to try and follow than if it's noon one week, 2 the next, then 7, then 9pm.
toe-hoes...
im having kiara withdrawal.i may not make it through the night
Why did you all choose a creepy OP art?
>>29292901An Ayamefag posted a bunch of dox shit in a /pol/ thread and to no one's surprise on board with flags it was revealed he was a spic
>>29292988a gun
>>29292924is voice acting a dozen hentais lewd?
>>29292988stinky!
>>29293007I BELEEB IT
Deadbeats jerk it now
Was in the archives, can anyone explain the whole Moona covering her avatar up thing?
>>29292988cute!
What do all the holotubers think when they open these threads and see cunnyposting?
Italains are fucking gay.
>>29292988Klaius
>>29293034
>>29292988a perfectly fine member of HoloEN, even if chumbuddies say otherwise.
Ina my love...the schedule...
>>29292982>Klaius
>>29293001Redpill me on Klaius
EMBRACE UNITY
>>29292988Orange
>>29293029Look bro...i need titles...i need proofs
>>29293007Prove it you little dork, finish that friendship tower.
>>29292686He certainly is. That's probably what trigger him the most thinking he was a hot cake and then suddenly watch his oshi using another man thumbnail on regular basis.
I love my clown wife even if she is used goods from the sengoku era
Is the amount of people following on purpose?
>>29293043>oooooohhhaaaa
>>29293043uoh(ToT)
>>29293056He needs meds
Cleaning Gura's gills with my tongue...
>>29293056Nothing special, just a good artist who has a couple dozen drawings of Gura
Mori collab confirmedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2IJVizc8-Y
This is a picture of the famous R.RAT. It will replenish some of your stamina upon viewing. Have a nice thread, everyone.
All holos are beautifulDeport antis to the ocean
>>29293043they are the ones posting the cunny
Fuck Calliope Mori. Mori wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of her banks.
>>29293043"Based"
Love sharkLove chickenLove Empty oneLove ForestLove gremlinHate chinksHate tranniesHate (you)Simple as
>>29293056I'm a great artist and am not stalking Gura
>>29292982YOU FUCK YOUNG SHARKS KLAIUS?
>>2929305650 pages
>>29293010"Based" ship
>>29293052Is it true that Artia was actually a bad girl? a brainwashed chinese anti who hates Cooo and Hachama...
>>29293068We all do
>>29293021NOOOO MY THREAD ABOUT TOUHOU HATS
>>29293069UOOOH
>>29293056read at your own riskGura's boyfriend
>>29293076why is ayame texan
>>29293064oh you cheeky brat
>>29292988
found out my en oishi is marriedwhat do i do guys...
>>29293069Why is it webbed?
>>29292982Oh no, this thread is sponsored by schizo Klaius.
>>29293043Ame and Kiara like loli art and Ina drew some so it probably doesn't phase them
>>29293073
>>29293080I FUCKING HATE THAT BANK
>>29293010GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, STOP POSTING ABOUT THE FUCKING PODCAST, IT'S BEEN SEVERAL FUCKING DAYS AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE LET ME MOVE ON, I JUST WANT TO FORGET OKAY! FUCK!
Gura totally forgot to post her schedule, didn't she
https://aggie.io/ua11f3dt_pGeddin
>>29293056He wants Gura to watch all of his stream and reply to every tweet he posted.
Chicks with bricks come.Chicks with blocks come.Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.
>>29293080But Anonchama, aren't some of those banks?
Reminder that they'll keep posting it as long as you keep replying
watson - wilsonina - wendygura - webberkiara - wigfridmori - wolfgang
>>29293105Get a new one.
___________________________ Ayame is cute ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ https://streamable.com/i0fiqh __________________________
>>29293087Don't hate her for it, she was born a chink, it's no own fault, just forget about her
>>29293087That's a bugman narrative
>>29293122This bops.
>>29293022she's having chat withdrawal so you gotta stay strong so that when she comes back chat is in tip top shape you wouldn't want her to comeback to a subpar chat would you?
>>29293105send her a wedding gift and congratulate her
Ina is boring, new narrative?
>>29293105Itadakimasu
>>29293115
>>29293115Based Nene
>>29293127Why does Ayame only have falseflaggers?
>>29292982Cute pit
>>29293069there's a lot going on here that confuses me, but i admire your dedication and i support your continued exploration of this theme
>>29293105jerk off
>>29293120Same
>>29293073I seriously hope Cover actually does their job for once and prevent that shit from ever happening.
>>29293087Nah she was just a dumb teen that caught between a nationalism shit fight she had no business being in
>>29293056https://files.catbox.moe/u3rqaf.mp4
>>29293127What the fuck Ayameposter? You can't just go around saying that.
>>29293047>Klaius is obsessed with Gura>Kiara is Klaius>Kiara is obsessed with numbers>Kiara has lower numbers>Gura has the highest numbers>Kiara has two gunsThe schizonarratives are beginning to form their own narrative
>>29293127Did they hire Ayame just for her laugh?
>>29291865Astel is literally the definition of /ourguy/ for fuck's sake. He spills as much spaghetti as /r9k/ does. Why is a collab with him a bad thing? I really want to neck idolfags if I could
>>29293087Part of the proofs are easy to verify, like her activism in 2016 and her watching a hard chink propaganda moviethe rest is too much effort for me since I didn't care about her in the first place
>>29293087No, but the bugmen want you to believe it.
Ina please leak that loli Ame pic
>>29293118uooh
>>29293115are you gonna dox them Nene because we already know their faces
>>29293105Why didn't you go to the wedding?
>>29293105
Pregnancyfags need to get banned. They are getting more degenerate by the minute and tolerating this fetishposting will only invite even more /trash/ into these threads.
>>29293105How do you marry food?
>>29293110>"gura's delicious body">f"lat is justice" with rushiadid she gushed over how cute and funny precures are with Polka?
>>29293118нет
>>29292988for sex
how about gambling holostar designed by fkmt
>>29292982KlaiusXGura. The only and only true pairing!
Klaus is going to rape Gura IRL and that's a good thing!
Gura forgot to post her schedule, didn't she?
>>29293169go back
>>29293153At this point I think this vid is gonna appear in every thread huh.
>>29292982Cute pits
>>29293161I really wouldn't want an holo to collab with a /r9k/ retard tho
>>29293084...No.
>>29293122First I make a quick trick brick stack(Brick stack?)Then I make a quick trick block stack(Block stack!)
>>29292705>>29292411Hey bros, realized I posted an unfinished edit. Here's what I actually meant to post.
>>29293087She got called back to China for 're-education' once already. I don't doubt that she would do everything she could to avoid another visit to the camps, but whether she actually wanted to is another question.
>>29293135Haachama feels alienated by the JP branch and now she tries to desperately find new friends from the EN girls
I can't wait for HololiveEN to get up on stage and start singing live.
>>29293105Sorry anon but I love Gura too much to not marry her, better luck next time.
>>29292982Daily reminder that Cover lost several thousands of $ in SCs (as opportunity cost) because of podcast, while anitubers leeched and mocked the fanbase. Thank you Cover.
>>29293171This but unironically
The doujins are coming, and I'm looking forward to it.
>>29292891I saw ur post.
>>29293115whacha mean bro even mori's still tweeting about it
>>29293105Who?
>>29292982Can you fuckers just go back to the main thread and be done with it? The chinks are leaving, there's room for you all.
How are people able to sit and watch a livestream or even a VOD for 2+ hours and not want to go do something else after at least a half hour? I try watching any VOD and I end up wanting to pause it to do something else after 15 minutes. And I don't even ADHD or anything.Is there something wrong with me?
>>29293197t. deadbrap
>>29293182Hello, Klaius
>>29292982Time for some culturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjxGn2UCX8w
post polkas
>haachama joins the EN server>kiara doesn't join the jp server to play with pekora?
>>29293187People were looking for dirt on him for a while and he finally gave them something of substance
>>29293135The Bogdanoffs finance narrative posting
>>29293211 Most people multitask
>>29293171t. deadbeat
>>29293020nice.
>>29293205>>>/d/>>29293216ogey
>>29293191He isnt really looney tunes like the majority of robots are but his reaction to girls are absolutely hilarious
>>29293211the problem is that you don't love her
Can I talk about Aloe here?
>>29293201Calli for sure, and maybe Kiara. The others? Can't imagine them going up for that kind of gig.
>>29293208>he doesn't knowIt's obvious who it is, not gonna post it tho.
>>29293209this is the main thread?
>>29293209I don't even know who actually wants the split anymore
>>29293020VARDUN?
>>29293056Feeling diminishing Gura-attention returns on his work and is slowly developing resentment, will either become a real schizo stalker or disavow her and move to something else.
>>29293218Pekora doesn't want to collab with her, thats why.
>>29293216
>>29293183Forgot to DO it, more like. After her minecraft streams I'm starting to subscribe to the narrative that she's got ADD and legitimately just struggles to stay on task long enough to accomplish things.
>>29293174>crush on Mori>/ll/ cunnysseur Based Kiara appreciated multiple bodytypes
>>29293243I do
>>29293118thats a nice looking gura
>>29293084Can't wait for Watson to get to this scene
>>29293205Cursed.
>>29293222Based
>>29292982Gura dressed as Luna when Klaius?
>>29293219i was defending him for a long time but he talked me out of it
TOP 3 COUPLE IN ALL OF HOLOLIVE>progressive relationship building>can banter and throw playful jabs>can easily talk for hours on end about random, off topic shit>does not need yuribaiting>does not need talk topics like JP duos>very humorous moments, often makes the other laugh.>always supportive of the other on and off-stream>known each other pre-hololive>demonstrates the capacity to have intimate, kino moments (with slight romantic undertones) a la sunset viewing >comfortable enough to crack dirty and lewd jokes (often)>comfortable enough with one another to drop most of the kayfabe and be themselves. exhibit A: https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=947>demonstrates the capacity to have emotional, tearjerking, heartbreaking moments exhibit B: a way out part 2>comfortable enough around one another to be competitive with each otherexhibit C: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc_X3ltO2mE>comfortable enough to sincerely thank the other for all that they've done for you upon joining hololiveexhibit D: https://youtu.be/B-lOayXc8pQ?t=40notice in this clip, shes moving normally in-game. then suddenly she stops. her camera stops. her live2d stops, and she just stares at ames back.gura then starts the awkward "uhhh" windup, LOOKS AWAY ON HER LIVE2D (avoiding eye contact, HUGE SIGN), and says a very sincere "thanks for putting up with me watso-" before interrupting it with an awkward laugh.you can tell that was STRAIGHT from the heart with how awkward it was.then ame, completely caught off guard, replies with an equally awkward "oh.. i enjoyed building.. so its fine". as if "its fine" is an appropriate response in that situation>literally calls one of them "sunshine" and devotes a love songexhibit E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeUand more
>>29293197The quality of these threads have been down hill the moment trinityfagging was allowed and not shitposted to death for deleted for tribalism bullshitProve me wrong
>>29293211there are only a handful of streamers i can give my full attention to a vod of, and none of them are holos. I think most people just run the vod in another window/monitor while the game or work
>>29293197You missed a spot bro, I got you
>>29293251that one is still up on the channel
>>29293069Former deadbeat-turned-anti-turned-deadbeat-turned ghostling here. Mori's content is alright, but I'd bear millions of her children, both her avatar's and the real her. That is all.
>>29292988cute and funny!
>>29293236Civilized people actually use shampoo, made with aloe
>>29293211watch it on the background or event better in a second monitor
>>29292988*ist
>>29293239Nice LARP
>>29293229How based would it be if she sang 55 Tage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhfWPwSzBAk>Gura will never be your big sister and sing to you and take care of you;_;
>>29293254Kiara looks good with cute girls
>>29293209There's another thread?
test image please ignore
>>29293209I'm not sharing a thread with those SEAniggers.
>>29293266There's a line between think Gurame is cute and being a schizo. You have far passed that line.
I wonder why Polka dropped her lewd side so hard. She's one of the holo that play it the least, and she used to really pander on it. Did she never like it and only did it for fame? Did she got bored? Wanted a more "honorable" activity?
>>29293239NTR role-play with my cute junior CEO-in-the-making Aloe.
>>29293073Fuck you for making me watch all of that
>>29293266IMBIBETH THE HUMOURS
>>29293270Fuck you anon you can't just rush to the punchline like that. You autists always find a way to make me waste my fucking time I swear to god.
>JP collab requests
>>29293141Nenemax's ultimate doxx move is to show you what a Youtube streamers still beating heart looks like.
>>29293276I want to take her back to her parents. She looks lost
>>29293064She def knows what she's doing.
Why are they so slept on?
>>29293243It wasn't handled well. They could have went back to the main thread after the debuts happened.The only split that should happen is a /vt/ board. Every vtuber could have got their own thread and it would have been great.
https://youtu.be/OIThPC45d_MThis gay chicken is so fucking cute.
>>29293288Gura is a shitty sistert. Kana
>>29293105I wish my EN was oishi too
>>29293207LET. ME. MOVE. ON.
Post THAT sound. You know the one.
>>29293105Console her after her husband beats her
Hey, can I play in your Minecraft server? I promise I won’t cook.
>>29293260Why did they give a newborn baby bigger tits than Rushia?
>>29293222In five years this will hurt.
>>29293316i work with poo in loo's all day, their accent is triggering
>>29293004Ame, please... don't lead me into a parasocial relationship...
>>29293216Have another
>>29293301Thats why I'm here
>>29293087Artia did nothing wrong. Do not believe the slander.
>>29293316Poor marketing
Seriously, you guys want to save homostars? Nijisanji guys thrive on the corpses of their girls. Do you really want that?
>>29293171Need to ban deadbraps while we're at it.
https://youtu.be/GurUxSeNPc8
You have until midnight to draw something, come join us
>>29293245Most realistic take and outcome.
>>29293300kek
Mori sensei!
>>29293324Got your back!
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/goku1p.mp3
>>29293334To make the thread worse?
Because of all of this concern posting about Polka I "sent her a message on Twitter about how her bright personality and charming voice make me happy"How does it feel that I "want to show love and appreciation" to your oshi, clown posters?
>>29293209Sorry, my favorite holos are allowed here
>>29293316Should have been merged with EN. But ID is getting another gen, imagine being those poor fuckers who are irrelevant because they're not in EN even though they speak it.
>>29293197This is sad. Looking like one of those pics where people fade away...like her friends are leaving her...
>>29293341>Seriously, you guys want to save homostars?Go to the other thread to talk about those faggots
>>29293274>I'd bear millions of her childrenUhhhhWhat the fuck did he mean by this
>>29293253She's my oshi but sadly I think it's past the narrative at this point.Even when she starts telling stories about herself or something else, she often gets distracted by a superchat then often forgets to get back on topic.
>>29293324
>>29293316>doesn't stream much/do much>is currently living in a car>is too lazy to do good content that we all know she can do instead opts for NNN memes
>>29293326why doesn't holo_en have imouto selves yet?
>>29293316idk about the other two, but I sleep on Moona because she's soft and squishy
What was polka sad about?
>>29293183Ame makes it for her but it's her day off so no schedule.
>>29293316INdogs.we dont like them.
>>29293347Reduce the size of those copy pasted soldiers
Does anyone know how these 3D models work? Do they like add the extra facial expressions later in post production or does the VR app have hotkeys that the person can press to make faces? Or maybe it's so advanced it will just infer what expression you're making based on your voice tone?
>>29293347https://aggie.io/ua11f3dt_pI forgot the link FUCK
>>29293181t. Klaius
>>29293245He literally burnt himself out. Should have never done the October challenge if he was so weak-willed. Fucking pussy bitch.
>>29293251they said post not pre
>>29293367Here have the next part that I would have posted if anon didn't ruin the pacing.
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/l9jhxf.mp3
>>29293362Based
>>29293316Poor marketing and the "ID" in the title scare a lot of peopleJust make them a special EN gen...
>>29293358No, just wasting your time.
Klaius haters in this thread sure are funny. He hasn't done anything wrong fags. What's wrong with wishing your oshi interacted with you more? Isn't that some ALL fans desire? It's pretty normal, and yet here you all are trying to paint him like he's some mentally deranged person. He's not, he's possibly the chillest person ever. As to why Gura is interacting with him in the first place, it's because he's a talented artist, truly deserving of the attention he's getting. Why don't you all do your reps if you want your oshi to recognize you. Maybe one day she will, but then again you're not Klaius so tough luck.
>>29293243I like being split from the dogfuckers.
>>29292226Would it be so hard for them to hit Euro-primetime? Do they sleep between 2:00PM and 7:00PM?
>>29293316SEAniggers are trash.
>>29293229>>29293244Glad you liked it.
>>29293422Calm down klaius
>open youtube>is all Hololive VODs/Clips>open subscriptions tab>is all HololiveHow did it become like this? I don't even remember what I used to watch before Hololive.
New narrative: The biggest Mori schizoanti is Haachamashe keeps erasing her from pictures and pasting herself to make her leeching of EN popularity more legitimate, hoping that she'll be the second one to 1 mil thanks to itIt's also why most of the anti posts ring of an ESL/grave shift SEAnigger, her english skills and timezone basically overlap
>>29293377Ina already drew a secret loli Ame.
>>29293347<span class="sjis"> нет[/spoiler]
>>29293183She never forgets. She posts it precisely when she means to.
>>29293347That Gura's super cute
>>29293396>https://youtu.be/nARBc054hjQ?t=54anon......
>>29293422No need to cope so hard klaius
>>29293069Love Scratchy's work, but realistic gills is not the play here.
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/28ufzb.mp3
>>29293422I love you Klaius
>>29293395There you go
>>29293295Anon, the gurame schizos have crossed that line a long time ago. Some people can't help but cross boundaries.
>>29293421Why is she a clown?
>>29293422too obvious
>>29293341Holostars is soooo bad compard to nijisanji. The dudes there are comparable to the top holo girls in terms of superchat.
>>29293422>white knighting a chink using his parents blood moneykill yourself zhang
>>29293422I agree
>>29293413F-friend?
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/hhg4zb.mp4
>>29293317Its pretty much inevitable that a /vt/ board will be made as hololive gets more popular. /jp/ is already one of the fastest boards because of them and vtuber posting leaks onto most other boards.
>>29293345this is still the weirdest fucking anti posting i've seen
>>29293209>>29293243I prefer the split. Threads already move so fast you barely get any discussion during streams. Jamming the two together would make it into youtube chat.
>Amelia and Mori were hopeless nobodies until they put on the vtuber maskJust imagine how many great women anons miss out on because they undervalue women around them
>>29293300
>>29293422You should focus on university instead of posting here, Klaius
>>29293422Lol calm down Klaius or Gura wont acknowledge you anymore
>>29293209I'd rather not be associated with people who rape animals, so no.
>>29293253>>29293388The part where she's ADHD or Ame makes everything for her narrative are the ones that makes most sense
>>29293316Because squirrel is comfyhttps://youtu.be/25Upl9kLQWQ?t=210
>>29293433I also watch RLM. Rich Evans is my non-holo oshi.
>>29293422I have the theory the learning chinese rots your brain, that and the fact that he is a leaf
>>29293460I just think that they're cute together. That shit is beyond insane though.
>>29293317>>29293472It's not going to happen because it wouldn't be /vt/ it would be /dox/
>>29293316>Horrible marketing>70% of the EN fanbase doesn't know about them or is scared away after seeing the ID tag>Tagging them as ID after EN exists is stupidIt sucks because they are making a lot of efforts for being recognized, like the NNN thing and HEY MOONA
>>29293341>Seriously, you guys want to save homostars?No
Is he undoxxable?
>>29293321No can do, Mori genuinely wants to destroy this board and kill us all. She wont stop until there are corpses on the street with "fuck deadbraps" written in blood as an anon's final message.
>>29293069hey gura, would you care for one of these?
>>29293478I mean if they don't leave their house there's fuck all to do
>>29293462She's not a clown. She's the entire circus.
>>29293507JOHN LOVE
>>29293317We can't go one thread without some bullshit, you want a whole board? It'll just be a dox pit.
>>29293469I fucking hate this bitch.
>>29293362based, thank you Suspect Sheep
>>29293069If I came in her gills, would she drown, or would she literally be breathing from my cum?
>>29293413Is that her?
>>29293171Based.
>>29293422yes Klaius we get it
>>29293501We're already /dox/. They get posted literally every day
>>29293462From her perspective we're the clowns.
>>29293422he's literally the lyger of our generation
>>29293422Based.
>>29293410:(
>>29293422I hope you put another baby on Gura Klaius
>>29293469the naa at the end always gets me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWuIqMbfmS4
>>29293533Yes and imagine how much it would be amplified on a boardwide scale retard.
>>29293347LA HERMANA DE MARINE!
>>29293521
Gura: Cute little feet. Smooth, youthful skin with perhaps the odd cut or bandage from getting into all kinds of trouble. There's a tan line at about the ankle from wearing ankle-socks. Toenails are trimmed but not painted, maybe just a little dirty with some soil between the toes from some intrepid adventure she'd recently been on. Handling them is mostly charming due to how petite and quaint they are, but they have a kind of youthful innocence. 7/10Mori: Large, masculine feet with long toes. Her pale skin causes her azure veins to be visible upon close inspection. The toes are a bit red from being stuffed into high heels that are a size smaller than she ought to be wearing. This has caused the cuticles of her nails to be worn and even somewhat torn in places. A hangnail is not altogether unlikely. These are stressed feet that need more care. 6/10Kiara: Smooth, womanly feet, with beautifully clear skin. Almost excessively preened, the nails are beautifully manicured with bright nailpolish and the cuticles of her nails are clearly shaped and moisturized. The heel is so delicate that holding it is like holding a piece of fruit. They are faintly perfumed, which some might consider in bad taste, but for others has a kind of elegant maturity. 8.5/10, somewhat biased from meIna: Feet that are very frequently bare, and it shows. Little bits of lint between the toes, no signs of tanning, naturally lovely and somewhat small feet that are unfortunately not particularly cared for. The skin is a bit dry around the heel and the soles, suggesting lack of concern for their overall appearance. Somewhat free of odour if that's your thing. 7.5/10 but with potentialAmelia: If you weren't aware these were a woman's feet, you might not be able to tell. Stubby, mannish toes with toenails that are badly in need of trimming. A deeply acidic odour which many would find offensive but nevertheless may appeal to some tastes. If you look closely there are hairs growing between the toes, which is an uncommon feature on any feet, male or female. The skin is dry and cracked, perhaps even with a few hairline cuts from total lack of concern. Not only are these feet rarely moisturized or groomed, but they are seldom washed. Truly a wilderness. Not my cup of tea but again, appeals to niche tastes. 3/10
>>29293422I wonder who could be behind this post...
Making Mori wear a cute pink frilly dress and makeup and doing her nails then making her walk around town embarrassed to be so girly in public
>>29293274Jesus christ, what do they fucking feed you Chileans?
I’ve found it. The strongest narrative. Something that could not only shatter your perception of Hololive, but the very principles of our world. Forget about the schizos, forget about anitubers, forget about discordfags, forget about doxfags, THIS is the strongest narrative you could ever find.After now having researched hundreds of hours of EN streams, I'm fully confident in this: Time is a flat circle, HoloEN are an alternate, English speaking, repeat of the gen 1 JP girls. They fit the archetypes down perfectly with only a few changes here and there. This is not bullshit, the similarities go deep down the rabbit hole. >Ame is FubukiMain difference lies in how they interact with their fanbase. With Amelia being open with her contempt and gremlin nature, while Fubuki tries to hide it away by with either a separate personality to shittalk or just resorts to privating a stream where she tells stream snipers to kill themselves. Amelia is a Fubuki that never got ahead of her genmates.>Ina is MelReplace Mel's lewdness and ASMR focus with Ina's humu(s) and drawing ability and they become alike. Not seeing it? Something to take note of as well, Ina has the closest relation to a manager (AO-chan) among all of EN. They are an ‘alternate version’, perhaps a Mel not screwed over by Cover (we might need to wait and see on that one though).>Mori is AkiAn Aki Rosenthal who became obssessed with wigger touhou rap and talks like a 13 year old in their mid twenties is just Mori. Their alcoholism, occasional number faggotry (Aki was one of the first holos to beg reddit for subs), autism for their lore. More similar than you might think.>Kiara is HaatoObviously missing the Haachama alter ego, but Kiara still fits the bill without it(at least not yet). Blatantly lewd, sudden menhera bursts, making claims one stream then contradicting it the next, being trailblazers not only for their gen but for all of Hololive. While Kiara has stuck with her lore up until now, the camel's back could snap at any time. KFP could soon evolve into a den of degeneracy, if it hasn’t already. >Gura is FestivalObsessed with fellow genmate. Pushes others away, while not intentional, due to said obsession. Getting her own l*ger. Gura is a Matsuri, but one that was chosen by the limelight rather than Fubuki. Can’t say if that’ll be more positive or negative for her in the future, but I do expect her to get more obsessive over Ame and potentially pull her menhera trigger over it.>Haachama is ChrisHitomi Chris was a paradox, she could never exist as their was no previous foundation alter-ego from Hololive to her her by that point. We're now seeing what her true potential would have been: an outcasted lewd high school girl, given position thanks to a foreign party.
>>29293422fuck off Klaius, fucking delete your gura on the drawing site
>>29293180Would be cute as fuck. 24 hours mahjong stream, losing cash on gacha pulls and online pachinko
I think it's time to stop blaming Deadbeats, they haven't done anything wrong. They don't dictate Mori's actionsI don't mind you much Deadbeats, I just don't like your oshi, but that's fine.
>>29293316Accent isn't pleasant to listen to, and there are plenty of native English speakers on the internet. The only real reason to watch the IN girls is because you're super invested in Hololive storylines but can't speak JP, and even that doesn't work anymore with EN. They need to be higher spec to overcome their debuffs.
>>29293422like the hands of the clock 4chan will always turn on the artist they made popular.
>>29293548KEK
>>29293472I think it's been mentioned that having to patrol every single thread for doxfags is a big concern. that said even we get hours here where there doesn't seem to be much moderation, but I don't know if that's just lack of people or something exploding in hlg at the time
>>29293422He wants more than he deserves. All he does is draw her in other people's outfits and he wants more twitter attention than her fucking genmates get. I absolutely HATE that he has placed extra pressure on Gura to the point that it's gonna be awkward for her to not pay more attention to him. Literally the entire thread should hate this fucking leech for being an unstable desperate loser who whines on the internet for attention.
>>29293452I love her so much
>>29293321All depends on me Mori, she needs to stop with off brand shit.
>>29293507Probably not, since some russian thugs, russian mafia and an italian mafioso easily busted his crib
>>29293548what happened there?
>>29293127OJOU AISHITE
>>29293539One day this will be reality
>>29293548Wew, get fucked wholesale uploaders
>>29293560Based
>>29293560gura footy...gura footy...!
>>29293546Eslchama....
>>29293171It is getting more and more disgusting
>>29293533It gets bad in dead hours. On a board, dead hours would be universal.
Help me with my Amelia fanfic bros. Would it be more enjoyable to read if it were a little on the grimdark side with lots of headcanon or should I keep it lighthearted albeit melancholic/reflective?
>>29293087There's enough proof out there that even reddit has turned on her (video with 70k views). Believe what you want, but Artia is just turning into prime thread derailment.
>>29293560Based, but don't forget about the barnacles stuck in Gura's toe nails before judging.
>>29293560Why are KFP like this
>>29293324files.catbox.moe/f7p26m.mp4
Ok everyone what are your predictions for new EN outfits when they get them?
>>29293560>not giving guras feet a 10/10
https://files.catbox.moe/yrvonx.mp3
>>29293478I don't speak to women in real life
>>29293422voiceposter-sama we need you
>>29293548>>29293582What was it?
>>29293469Gura's eye flutters get a lot of flak for good reason, but at least it's never been this bad
>>29293548What was this video?
>>29293317>>29293472There's so much drama contained within just these threads that meido can barely keep up withAn entire board would be cancer, unless we had IDs and image filters that blocked all doxxpost
>>29293369I ask here because some people want to see EN and homostars collab so bad.
>>29293205Hopefully it has stomach deformation or I'm not watching it.
>Kiara is free all day>Still not invited to collabNarratives?
>>29293560Kiara is the only one that runs regularly though, her feet aren't gonna be fucking princess-like.
>>29293626What bgm should I put?
>>29293612Less headcanon is better for mass appeal, but if you're just writing it to make yourself feel happy that doesn't matter.
>>29293591Gura's 11/12 unarchived public karaoke re-upload got taken down by Cover
>>29293573he just watched the ASMR
>>29293631>>29293628your 4chan x reps..
>>29293641she doesn't want to play the shitty game
>>29293478Amelia yes, but Mori was slowly inclining as Satan Square.
>>29293560
>>29293422Based Klaius.
>>29293115Deadfags cryin' now, Deadfags cryin' now
>>29293209>>29293365You leave my oshi out of this falseflagging.
I want to make babies with Marine
>start using 4chan>people use the n word freely>i start using it>unironically start saying the n word irl when i go through my daily life>now i cant go 2 sentences without dropping a "nigga"so how do i fix this before it slips out in front of some black guy?
>>29293508The only people who want to destroy this board are petty little shit-stain tribalists like you.
>>29293641bros.. this is doing something to my heart
>>29293641Bitchin kitchen was always an Ame/Mori/Gura series and this is the finale
>>29293328Thank you, sort of makes me happy.
>>29293560Someone post the pubic hair one now
>>29293643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vtsKGzGVK4
>>29293664You go back. Also you just did.
Would watch this anime
>>29293560Based.
>>29293628latest singing stream
>>29293576>Mori is Akiexplains why i love both
>>29293619After Gen 5 which is never.
>>29293664You could start by turning 18 first
>>29293663i'm sorry anon the soil is dry
>>29293579I dont give a shit about the shitposting done in this threads, they have little to no impact on the girls and their content but Mori sure does.
>>29293127she's so fucking cute bros
>>29293664We don't do go out to worry such things.
>>29293010Remember, bodans. This is the future your oshi wants for Hololive.t. bodan
>>29293641She was pretty clearly not into it last time they played
>>29293678Kek give me a couple minutes
>>29293663Menopause
>>29293641That was their game and shes probably prepping for the stuff shes talking about.
>>29293631the latest singing stream that got 120k live viewers
>>29293582Previous takedowns by Cover actually had Cover Corp as the claiming entity. This is a little fishy...
>>29293495Risu is the greatest vtuberhttps://youtu.be/xot8i9Z-KqU
>>29293670I love her angry face
>>29293664Good thing you will be taking a long vacation soon
>>29293285Pretty fucking based.
>>29293341I mean desu it's surprising majority of their audience is now mostly hololive 4chan fans but if anything I rather none of my oshis like Amelia Collab with them for their sake, since it would just be awkward and the rabid female jop fans would leave them and all they would be left with is us and hugbox hololive fans (btw did Ame say she's gonna Collab with them for real? Or is it still in the works?)
Still blows my mind that people pick Mori as their oshi
>>29293294
>>29293642Mori does too
>>29293619Let me clarify what I mean. What do you think the outfits will be? Like dresses, casual, some other type?
>>29293472>Its pretty much inevitable that a /vt/ board will be made as hololive gets more popular.It seems no one wants to think up solutions to make it tractable. Like limiting the total number of threads and strict post-limits on threads combined with an automatic filter.
>>29293266Based guramebro.
>>29293735Better than Ina, bitch is already taken.
>>29293422as the retard who thought it would be funny to share that clip of klaius last night i sincerely regret it. don't know what i was thinking.
>>29293643https://youtu.be/z3qEUkrJ6lE?t=1680
>>29293579Fans are customers, they absolutely control the action of [corporate employee #62]. Every deadbeat is accomplice to the crime.
>>29293422By Gura standards Klaius gets a ton of attention
>>29293691>Tfw Mori will never call you a good boy
>>29293641Kusoge
>>29293709Disgusting, no wonder everyone dropped here
>>29293722I wonder if Gura or her manager/cover did the strikeAme mentioned she didn't cared about other videos doing clips since it's free advertising for her
>>29293723the gura is a jew theories were right
>>29293664this was me at 16.
>>29293612What impression do you want your fanfic to leave? Will going more on the grimdark side have a point beyond being more gritty? Go with your gut. Readers can tell when the writer is interested in the story they're telling.
>>29293747All you did was expose him for what he is.
>>29293709>comparing based virgin gamers to seaniggers anitubers.Not to mention Botan wasnt there in person, while Mori went there for a quickie and left an autograph.
>>29293539
>>29292988here
>>29293761you just gave me a fucking MISSION
>>29293769It was her bf
>>29293737Add the Clown nose and i will consider to save it
>>29293422Gura's Mama get more love than you
Is Lamy-mama really a yakuza princess? She seems pretty innocuous.
>>29293772and you've matured a lot in the past year, I'm very proud of you
>>29293664>Not developing ogey rat verbal tick.
>>29293792based
>>29293450>>29287609
>>29293785God speed anon. Do it for all of us
>>29293587He knows saying what he did was dumb, he's really self-aware. He knows his limits and won't go beyond what he's already being given. He just had an emotional moment, and we really can't fault him for that right? Besides he does really excellent art. For all his contributions to Gura, he's surely earned it already. So stop with all this Klaius hate. It doesn't make any sense.
>>29293579I feel the opposite with teamates, Amelia is alright but damn do her fans ruin her for me
>>29293796No, she's my mom
>>29293511someone please laugh at my shitty joke
>>29293785Based! Good luck with getting her to do it
>>29293806You're playing with fire, Gura...
Give me a homestar post to voice and I'll do it badly
>>29293734Still uncertain because she doesn't want to upset her chat. (It's full of doxxer and unhinged people).
>>29293507FUCK NIJISANTINO
Is it lofi or iofi
>>29293800thanks bruh
Ina and Namie lesbian sex......
Gura's popularity mostly comes from her character being a loli. You literally cannot prove me wrong.
>>29293422I would kneel to you and love you forever if you would draw Gura lewds
>>29293809klaius, we know its youat least make it less obvious
>>29293818joke?
>>29293781:(
>>29293568This is as close as I've got.
>>29293827It's İofi.
>>29293796no yakuza worth their salt would ever expose the daughter of the chair to the underworld and its residents
>>29293827Iofi
Well... DO YOU?!
>>29293587I don't quite think he's worthy of that much hatred yet, but I do think it would be better for both him and Gura if he distanced himself some, reduce the daily fanarts to weekly fanarts things of that nature. I don't think it's inherently wrong to support someone a lot, but when it gets to the point of approaching two months of daily fanart, donating hundreds of dollars and publicly wishing you'd get more attention for it it starts getting into a dangerously obsessed kind of territory. He seems to recognize this in the clip that's been going around so I don't think he's too far gone or that bad of a dude though, just needs to chill a bit.
>>29293836>yfw it's Gura
>>29293827Its Iofi, not lofi or iofi
>>29293538>>29293657Not on my watch, faggot
Can you chumbuds stop filling the thread seething about some fanartists you're all jealous of? Jesus, how many threads do you need of this?
>>29293422>>29293626>>29293678https://voca.ro/1aXjviXT3uwG
>>29293827it's |ofi.
>>29293827Either way, she can't hold a candle to the anal ldol lori
>>29293709Botan earned it, on the other hand with not even 3 weeks in and barely any streams on her belt Mori was already on the podcast.
>>29293324https://streamable.com/mcs8od
>>29293834Can you explain that with FBK and Korone's popularity?Or Mori's superchat and subs count?
>>29293422t. Klaius
That abs pregnant Gura pic reminds me of big Lenny.
>>29293827loli
>>29293834No shit. weeb communities are rife with pedos.
>>29293780That reminds me. I'm fucking furious that we didn't get a good picture of that drawing she did of herself, since the only other one she's done from the front she put a big skull over her face.
Who is the Hina Kagiyama of Hololive?
>>29293853hes a chink that hasnt worked one day in his life because his parents are multi millionaires (like all the canadian chinks) and give him 50k per monthhe is emotionally underdeveloped
>>29293587>He wants more than he deserveswho doesn't
>>29293809>He knows his limits and won't go beyond what he's already being given.lmao what a bitch
>>29293758This is a narrative that never made sense to me. Yes, Kiara is a massive numberfag and a serial collaborator, but she doesn't collab with Gura and she doesn't collab with top JPs.
Would you eat frosted chum flakes?
>>29293219>I wish Gura interacted with me moreIs that really the big gatcha you guys keep posting?
>>29293747klaius is self-aware where as /hlgg/ is not, I wouldn't be bothered by it
>>29293861Holy shit Based!
>>29293861Nice
>>29293785Just wait for her next zatsudan or T3. God, I wish I could be so loose with my cash to flirt with her.
>>29293834Gura's popularity mostly comes from the calming blue theme her character has. You literally cannot prove me wrong.
>>29293560by any coincidence did you also make similar posts about k-on's vaginas on /a/?
>>29293809Why would I give him the benefit of the doubt? People in here have hated on Kiara and Matsuri for less damning things. He's just an artist. And we know Gura has been manipulated by those close to her in her past. He'll get no sympathy from me and I will make sure everyone knows what he's done.I laughed out loud after typing that last line.
>>29293868They're competent, experienced entertainers
>>29293576Some of this is in poor taste.
>>29293894Does Gura produce chum?
>>29293861my fucking sides
>>29293576https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4
>>29293861Holy shit I'm spooked, nice work
>>29293472It should have happened when HoloEN got announced. The signs were obvious they were going to be highly popular because of the brand value attached to them. Plus the /vt/ board wouldn't just affect Hololive, other companies, indies, even the western tubers stuck in /trash/, could be put on the board. People might think it's too much of a task but trust me, if it happens, people will like it in the long run. Doxxfags can easily be trashed. Stop blaming doxxfags over a board not happening.
>>29293735I didn't make that decision, my love for tomboys did.
>>29293868>FBK and Korone'sCute engrish, play a lot of games>Mori's superchat and subs count?Big booba, extremely grateful, makes music weebs like
>>29293852H-anime has shit production values, I'd rather read h-doujins.
>>29293452WHEN DID GURA SAY THIS ?
>>29293861Perfect. Props to the guy who suggested the Micheal Myers bgm too
>>29293834Of course, after all all men are pedos expect for 1% of them
>>2929386110/10
VPNbros tell me, do I need to keep the VPN up each time I go to youtube or only when (re)paying?
>>29293823I mean I can still care if the final results of Amegeddon was an answer left in the air, I still appreciate idolfags from the west cause the limit for them is bringing up relationships and shit on stream and whatever can care less about which male coworker they Collab with, must be the SEAnigger idol fags that would probs schizo out and she has a lot of them still so makes sense (lol still hated it when her chat was basically acting like Reddit calling all idolfags incels, it's just the SEAnigs and the Japs)
>>29293861I love you
>>29293548Absolutely destroyed kek.
>>29293861the fucking background music
>>29293576>someone actually wasted time to write this shit in order to waste other people's time looking and commenting on itFuck, give me back my time
>>29293576>thinking gura is menhara to the point that she'll scar ame for lifengmi
>>29293897All you need is just tiny slip up for there to be a million narratives about you
>>29293046Do you have a problem with my Fra's?
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/9ijm3b.webm
>>29293893Leeching JP viewer
>>29293861Bravo Anon! Thank you! Halloween theme made it perfect.
>>29293912No you use your chum to lure her in.
>>29293377‘Cause then you get stuff like this.
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/wjvy7w.mp4
>>29293861Cute accent :3
>>29293770Honestly think it was probably her manager or someone at Cover in control of the channel.
>>29293934HER not gura
>>29293934battle for bikini bottom rehydrated it actually leaked in one of her most recent streams when she said "fresh like a spring breeze"
>>29293861Fucking hell
>>29293936robots and femcels really should just meet and hatefuck each other
>watch asmr archive>Mori talks about a charlie collabMori fucking quit it, you already got a flood of ironic weebs telling you to "ara ara" every stream you do, you don't want twitchfags. Fuck you Jermaniggers for pushing this shit.
>>29293834Yes and FBK's popularity is all from being a friendfoxalienburgercat. You literally can't prove me wrong.
>>29293905kek'd but it's based, I don't want Gura to be manipulated anymore, she deserves to be happy.
>>29293775basically it's a narrative I came up with after hearing her "still alive" karaoke and reading timeline doomposts in different threads. The message would be the same, but the delivery would be different. Thanks for your input anyways. Probably gonna go with the less action oriented option.
>>29293573Chili, duh
>>29293861dangerously based
>>29293883Yeah, I did really want to see that, I'll try and ask about them in a members stream or something.
>>29293522The former, but she has lungs so daijoubu.
>>29293661But I like Miko... She was my first hololiver.
>>29293769100% manager/cover maintaining their no full vods policy. If she personally cared about people reuping her stuff she'd be going after people doing it with her old stuff.
>>29293860Klaius I'm begging you, stop
>>29293587>I absolutely HATE that he has placed extra pressure on Gura
>>29293747It's a red flag.
>>29293122Kill chinks with bricks
When will it be realized that Kiara's thing for numbers has to do with her complete lack of self-esteem and that she values literally any success she has? Or did (you) lot already realize that and don't give a flying fuck because "hurr durr, bird not me oshi"
>>29293936Is this from a female version of /r9k/? lmao
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1326185844136502213?s=20Ina schedule
>>29293859
>Yagoo said himself that holoEN isn't profitable yetAny anon knows how finances work to explain how the fuck isnt holoEN profitable yet?
>>29293976First time I see this one, didn't even notice it during the stream.
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/5ktd2y.webm
>>29293861>https://voca.ro/1aXjviXT3uwGkek that fucking background music
>>29293874get ye gone
>>29294012but why that one only?https://youtu.be/Xd-uxiTmY-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeggOHi5OtIWhat do you want on your burger?
>>29294026It is. Tho some replies called this message out, like here one comment isn't the whole comunity.
>>29293992Is this real? Got a timestamp? I thought people were trolling. RIP Hololive EN.
>>29293199Was that ever actually confirmed?
>>29294029well arent you a fucking comedian
>>29293560>not painted
>>29293747what clip?
>>29293934Hi Patrick here. She said it last night on Sunday.
>>29293861Based.
>>29294034This
>>29293898Are you his fucking gachikoi? Klaius is not self-aware, and I've watched as much of him as you have.
Just woke up from a self induced coma, what drama/schizo narratives did I miss.
>>29293324https://files.catbox.moe/ozo583.mp3
>>29294048peanut butter.
>>29294034theres no way they arent profitableare they paying the managers 20k per week or somethingdid he buy a private jet
>>29293925Remember when everyone said HoloEN would be a trainwreck and have ID tier subs. Ah good times.
>>29294034He talked about HoloCN. And holoEN is just 2 months and have to counter balance the money sink which is CN.
>>29294066Watchama?!
>>29294048peanut butter
>>29294034likely talking about china in particular, had to frame it in a way to where chinkout part 2 doesn't erupt
>>29293809He gets so much flak because people are projecting.
>>29294003I'll back you up whenever it happens, though given she hasn't even scheduled them yet, I get the feeling they're gonna happen on the 28th, 29th, and 30th when she realizes that she's forgot about them. What a fucking dork.
>>29293925When is AmeSame going to get a similar music video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRB1G0cKpIk
>>29294034Making a gen requires big investment at the beginning, it takes some time for any gen to get profitable
>>29293560https://files.catbox.moe/bb26vj.pngABAYOOOOOOOOOO FEETBROTHERS
>>29294066Cute
>>29293886this unironically
>>29294063Him admitting that what he's saying and feeling is fucking stupid is infinitely more self-aware than /hlgg/. The first step is admitting that you're a retard, the second is changing your behavior.
>>29293587This hope he dies
>>29294029faggot
>>29294034>complaining about profit via YouTube
>>29294025>Kiara's thing for numbers has to do with her complete lack of self-esteem and that she values literally any success she has?I think most people here with a functioning brain realize that but like to shitpost about her numberfagging anywaysI'm one of the probably to try to talk sense into by reminding that even her lowest viewed streams eclipse a large amount of holos
>>29293731I love this edit but I wish they had used the Austro-Hungarian uniform for Kiara because god damn did Austria look nice and this uniform would look good on her
>>29293422I swear to god Klaius will shoot up a school one day because Gura didn't notice his art within 5 minutes after posting.
Amelia is a meth addict from Bakersfield California
>>29293076Pero qué UNIDAD más grande
>>29294025I did and I love her.
>>29294011Well, I guess its okay as long as you're a fellow 35P but keep her out of the falseflagging. She doesn't deserve it.
>>29293218because Haachama really want to be part of EN really badly
>>29293992>Charlie collabthat's gonna be the beginning of the end desu. We gonna get shit tier among us collabs with twitch streamers next.
>>29293811Give me a fair reason why you hate TeamatesGosling doesn't count
>>29294077>>29294096>>29294066https://files.catbox.moe/j9pc98.mp3
>>29293010that line of hearts looks more like he's thinking of Shinobu's legs lol
>>29294034I'm pretty sure he was talking about non-JP holos as a whole, including China and ID. Also, EN hasn't been around for that long.
https://files.catbox.moe/bq224d.mp4I liked this part hehe
again
>>29294085Those spooky redesigns are all pretty neat, I think I like the extra teeth Gura hoodie the most
I heard Amelia is working on something for Kiara. I'm gonna assume it's the thing announced on Thursday, right? did she do it for free?
How many times is Gura going to mention Ame in the mc stream
>30 minute warning for Gura stream>Pre-chat explodes
>>29294066someone add wet sounds and queef sound effect right before she says "i didn't do it on purpose"
>>29293861I'm fucking dying... the BGM...
>>29294144of course you do, ame
Bros just hoping for an AmeSame Collab on Gura's schedule this week, onegai you "just friend" dykes I need more cute fanart like this https://twitter.com/en0tamat/status/1328333580179808256?s=20
>>29294091never, ame's too self conscious to sing and has too many reps to do in addition to her singing reps.
>>29294034He had the massive waste of money that was HoloCN processed under EN so the jp side can still look good on the books.
>>29294114Gura is her tweaked out dealer
>>29294153
Doxxbeats haven't doxxed in a while, huh? Keep it up for another week and I'll forgive you. Maybe.
>>29293992>twitchfagsWe call them Ame's YT chat. At least the Teamates in here aren't like that. Right?
Thinking about it, I'd love to see the EN girls try their hand at an EDF group collab at some point - preferably 5, since it's the most polished entry in the series.
>>29294144Whatever you say, Ame
>>29294147What could she possibly work on? She doesn't have any talents like the other ENs
>>29293886goddamn, I wish I was born into wealth. I would be a super NEET and learn a whole bunch of shit with all my free time.
>>29293587The thing that sticks out for me is the fact he has only drawn Gura since debut not counting that Gurame picture. https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/6581079/artworks
>>29294138She sounds like Butters from South Park at the beginning.
>>29294025I love my chicken but her numberfaging ways has turn me into numberfag.
>>29294150she is in LOVE, have some respect
>>29294138that cute scream she does never fails to make me laugh
>>29293781>>29293844
>>29294066Did any anon edit in the swallowing and kiss thing she did last night to this? I really need it bros...
Does Klaius have the balls to go after Gura's cunny irl?
>>29294151warning? that sounds threatening
>>29294127Lars and wamehole
>>29294153Fuck off its perfect as it is.
WTF you guys said there will be a lot of InAme fanart after InAme zatsudan collab
>>29294114Amelia is missig a couple of teeth
>>29294034>>29294062What he means is that they haven't broken even yet. This is no huge surprise, nor is it cause for alarm. It's only been 2 months.
>>29294147Probably, but it could be setup for the talk show/ general debugging of her audio issues.
>>29293886None of that actually means he's about to engage in full creep mode though. As long as he maintains enough self-awareness to pull back a bit he'll be fine.
>>29294048Hachaama... not the burgers...
>>29294138Can you blame him? I would do that to Gura too
>>29294025Kiara is my oshi, but I still shitpost about her numberfagging
>>29294111> Lieutenant Georg Ludwig von Trapp, made famous in the 1959 musical The Sound of Music, was decorated for bravery aboard SMS Kaiserin und Königin Maria Theresia during the Boxer rebellion.>Kiara wants to watch the Sound of MusicWhat weird fucking connections
>>29294074People were concerned they would hire bad actors that would spew pronoun bullshit and SJW trash during streams, and then getting doxxed to hell and back that would have made the Aloe shit look like Disneyland in comparison. Instead they got filtered out. Makes you wonder how EN would have turned out without Gura though...Shark is the main reason they were so popular, plus the whole expectation that IT'S HER.I'm not saying HoloEN can't fuck up massively though. They'll soon be allowed to collab with whoever and there has been a huge question on what outside vtubers they'll be allowed to go near. Those like Pikamee are a given but I'm on about the "highly questionable" twitch whores that people will keep on begging to show up with the ENs.
>>29294209>haven't broken even yetwhat's so expensive about holoEN?
>>29294034Two likely explanations - >"overseas" = ID, EN and CN and CN is such a black hole right now the other branches don't make up for it>they hired a ton of support staff for EN etc and their combined payrolls don't exceed the income EN brings in at the moment, but once more EN gens come in they'll be in the black
>>29294100Self-aware would be stopping himself before he said something so ridiculous on stream. He WANTS Gura to see that clip. There's no reason he would have finished his thoughts otherwise.
>>29294191It did the opposite for me, since she's doing all the numberfagging, I don't feel the need to do any.
>>29294051Still listening to it, so i can't. She said that she talked with him, but she didn't confirm any collabs. The worst part is that even if Cover told Charlie to fuck off, her roommate will probably collab with him and other twitchfags anyway (kinda like what she might be doing with DeS), which could escalate things even worse. This might get out of hand, even off of /hlgg/t. deadbeat
https://vocaroo.com/15GkeUQg0ImBGOD IM SO BORED WAITING FOR GURA TO STREAM
>>29293076EL CHILENO BASADO!
>>29294205Come on I expected a serious answer
>>29294085Yeah probably. unfortunately unless I'm willing to drop 100 just to remind her of shit, and even then maybe only get read next week, it's hard to hold her to things like that because I have no idea where she even reads. also I swear she said the members schedule would be first of the month... and also she should probably release the old ones...
>>29293861>ywn stand outside Gura's house>ywn watch her through her windows>ywn sing under your breath when you watch her climb into her bed>ywn slowly lift the window and slide inside>ywn sit in the corner of her room and watch her chest slowly rise and fall with each breath>ywn weep at sight of such magnificent beauty before you>ywn gently climb into bed next to her>ywn be inches from her face
>>29294100Yeah it's actually healthy he's talking about it instead of doing what we're all doing which is reading a bunch of anons doing their best impressions of schizophrenic command hallucinations.
Can I get a tl;dr about the klaius thing? or should I just scroll up
>>29293061i believe vyolfers is a woman, but i am not certain
>>29294025Yes, I want her to be more comfortable with what she has now. I'll keep "open chicken stream" shitposting regardless.
>>29294118I'm very proud of you anon.
>>29294172They did yesterday
>>29294220Too late
>>29294237The next generation of Homestar posting
>>29294034He's wanting EN to carry the expenses of Cover in its entirety. Better hope he gets his shit around you can bet he'll find Chinese money yet again sooner or later.
>>29294200>>29294153there's this one >>29294133Both are really old, at least one month old. There's a ton more new sounds to use probably.
>>29294025i love kiara and im aware that her life has been hard. i hope she gets better with her confidence issues
>>29293197>>29293367>>29293410>>29293539>>29293781>Hololive EN gets a slice of life anime>Starts with Gura, lost and confused on the surface, accidentally bringing the gang together through some contrived circumstances, starting with Ame, then Ina, Kiara and finally Mori>They become the family Gura never had underwater>As the series comes to a close, the girls leave one by one (Mori becomes a full time reaper, Kiara becomes a big shot CEO and has to move to be closer to KFP's new HQ, Ina ventures out to hone her craft because she fears stagnating as a priestess), each parting gets its own episode and each is more heart-wrenching than the last.>We're left with just Ame and Gura in the final episode.>Due to her constant time fuckery, Ame is fading away>The series finale is the two of them spending one final day together. As they watch the sun set, Ame says her tearful final good-bye to Gura. Gura begs her not to leave, but Ame fades to nothingness. Gura is once again alone.Would you watch it, /hlgg/?
>>29294158Comfy reapy
>>29294201KINO
Naive rrat: Gura sings to her avocado tree to make it grow better
>>29294237coupon for a free what?
To numberfagsWhat's his net worth?
>>29294251He is a stalker
>>29294201yab
>>29294201AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO
>>29294048holoUSA confirmed
>>29294224>Makes you wonder how EN would have turned out without Gura though...Impossible to tell. It's easy to say something stupid and misinformed like "Mori would be #1 then" but we don't know how many people watched Gura and then decided to watch the other ENs too, or vice-versa. It's impossible to gauge the crossover effect that they've had on each other, thus making it just as impossible to assume what would've happened in a world without Gura.
>>29294257>BEST BURGAR>I'm gonna make original SUSHII'm confused
>>29294230Maybe he was talking about the overseas branches in general. That would make the most amount of sense from a financial perspective. ID doesn't make that much, and CN basically just necked itself.
>>29294147All KFP employees and contractors have to work for free or even pay for privilage of working.
>>29294187Yeah, he even said he wouldn't be consistent and take rests after being done with the october challenge, but he just keeps drawing almost everyday if not everyday.
>>29294283You heard the man, a gwass of mewonade
>>29294245Lucky for me I already have a cute small girlfriend I can do all those things with.
>>29294284More than what he deserves
>>29294048haatons are cute. there's not enough art of them
>>29294201What happened to ame?
>>292942841 cunny
>>29294240Loserbait30% of all drama that happens here
>>29294237basado
>>292942843
>>29294025I'm glad that Kiara has been able to sing for audiences larger than she ever has in her past
>>29294224Eh, lots of Nijis are megawhores and HoloJP's collabed with them with no long-term effects. I think the worst that will happen is there may be some streams some people will prefer to skip, according to the historical data collabs have little to no impact on the main content of the holos.
>>29294283light globes
>>29294245https://voca.ro/17yP6UZ115R1
>>29293462At very birthday party ever there's a clown.
>>29294230Getting a girl started has high startup fees due to the cost of getting a quality L2D drawn and rigged, but the only ongoing cost with Cover's hands off style is management. This is means that it takes a little while to turn a profit initially, but there is also zero reason to graduate someone who's not actively harming the company.
>>29294315Lag
>>29294237me too.
IMPORTANT:http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868http://poal.me/pv1868
>>29294175>At least the Teamates in here aren't like that. Right?Who do you think were the "people" that kept mentioning Jerma in here? They were defending this shit before "deadbeats" did.
>>29294275No of course not.What kind of dramafag bullshit is this?I only watch SoL anime for the moeshit and pantyshots.
>>29294306>man
>>29294275Yes but only if the girls voice themselves
>>29294237Sounds like an /r/gonewildaudio poster
>>29294257>BEST BURGAR>original SUSHI>HaachamaUnderstandable, have a nice day.
>>29294327....light globes. Creepy pants all the time get some light globes?
>>29294320all I can say ismeds
>>29294202Yeah, he's more rich than all the fags of this thread put together.
>>29294293Just combine the two. It's not difficult.
>>29294300After all of this I now feel much weirder about that one drawing of Gura with glasses
>>29294275I just want my daughterwife to be happy..
>>29293422The sooner Klaius goes insane the sooner he'll release the cunny
How can the "overseas branches" possibly be a financial black hole when Cover only pays out a base salary + a percentage of their earnings from memberships/superchats and doesn't even provide any support like hardware other than the iPhone they have to use for their models?
>>29294330>the slow speakingok that got me, i laughed
>>29294330God the dictation makes sound even creepier lmao
>>29294344That was clearly the homestar runner
>>29294330You're pretty good
>>29294048>BEST BURGAR EVER>I'm gonna make original SUSHI!!!What did she mean by this?
>>29294091Never, because detective and shark girl don't combine as well or have a theme as perfectly defined as Takamori, PekoMiko, or CatDog. Those are the true duos of Hololive.
>want to Klaius shitpost>all the images are already postedMake more you fucks
>>29294380my man, thats a girl speaking
>>29294275It should start with Ame finding Gura cuz she is a shounen protagonist in a harem anime
>>29294330I feel like I've been sexually assaulted
>bitchin kitchen againwait what why?
>>29294201Gura? More like Guro
>>29294330it's time to stop
>>29294237can't you just go look at cunny for 20 minutes?
>>29294367Unironically I want him to do this, maybe him going insane so we can get some great Gura cunny art is worth it (until then we'll be kept at bay until we get to see Ina's loli Ame)
>>29294371ID and CN make no money, EN is still new and hasnt covered the upfront investment required yet
>>29294048Pineapple and beetroot.
>>29294371they have to pay managers
>>29294326At least hololive outright stopped Coco from doing stuff with Melody because they hated the whole camwhore shit, so hopefully that extends to the whole clique of hers and ENs. I don't want to see collabs involving the likes of Nyanners, enough said.Plenty of decent others not in said clique that would be better to do stuff with.>>29294125Good thing none of the ENs got Twitch, right? I'm not saying they won't though. If Artia was able to do it, surely anyone else could?
>>29293999Cheers, anon. Hope to see it posted somewhere. Ame deserves to have more fics.
>>29294330Jesas..
>>29293992The Jerma thing is a recurring joke because he does the same kind of weird meta shit Ame does, but he would never collab with any holo. I don't think anyone honestly was pushing for that. It also hasn't spilled out of here as far as I can tell, while the trash taste and critical thing were pushed by Mori herself, not deadbeats.
>>29294340Based
>>29294336>meme poll with expected meme answerhaha very funny
>>29294320That still fucking cracks me up. Anons had a grudge against that fag from /hlg/. Of course some were going to harrass the guy.
>>29294202If he has enough balls to subtly ask Gura to comment on his Twitter posts because he knows Gura watches his streams, I'm sure he's capable to take more steps as he builds up confidence.
>>29294346I don't know what that is and you still smell like pea soup.
>>29294224I doubt they'd have had as much of a hit on overall growth if they didn't have Gura, but she definitely reels in the normies.I would only truly be worried about Cali or Kiara since Cali has already been getting attention from Twitch streamers like Critikal. Kiara seems like she'd say something incredibly retarded, but I don't think her popularity even in Hololive would warrant her being targeted for anything.That being said the other girls are pretty good at just plain ignoring or filtering leeches like what Ina did to her chat and how Ame and Gura don't actively seek out collabs or speak to anyone outside of Hololive.From what other people have seen and commented on, the only way for controversy to truly run wild is if you acknowledge it and interact with it so even if they have a yabai moment, they only need to ignore it and let the damage happen that already would have been done.
>>29294386>>29294330makes me want to try shitspeaking too
>>29294396They're gonna finish the game.
>>29294330Well I think I've caught a glimpse of what it's like to see these threads as an outsider.
>>29294396>Bitchin Kitchen finaleit will be over soon
>>29294201Ame dies and Gura goes insane
>>29294275That would skyrocket JP's suicide rate faster than that fox wife anime did.
>>29294083I choose to believe this rrat
>>29294025I mean you're right, but the way that comes across leads to it feeling like she's complaining about nobody watching her TO the people actually watching her. I watch most of her streams (but maybe not this week because burger times) but it's definitely something she needs to try and make peace with. also her 'experimenting' with timeslots is risking current viewers, she should probably at least have done half and half since she's apparently still awake at her normal slot.
>Calender anon actually add Haachama to the EN calenderB-based!
>>29294320Stop living in the past, there's barely any Amelia drama lately. You're just as bad as the guy blames Deadbeats for the shit that happened in Oct 1st.
>>29293861kek
>>29294371There are several managers at least, probably a legal department, a finances department, probably a marking department, every company bigger than a handful has an HR department etc. A couple months ago I recall someone in /hlg/ I think mentioned Cover has about 80 employees. Not sure if that counts the talents or not but if it doesn't, that'd explain what's up.
Most important poll of the day:http://poal.me/y1b37z>http://poal.me/y1b37zhttp://poal.me/y1b37z
stream soon, why are the minecraft streams so comfy?
>>29294237LONDONONDO N
>>29294393???
You know, Gura kinda rimes with puta, which is spanish for 'whore'. Coincidence? I think not, you know, since Mrs. Howard is recently divorced.
>>29294201nobody gets devilman referenceI'm feeling old...
>>29294337>>29294175This is such a weak deflection, those jokes are contained within this thread, I've yet to see people sending Ame SCs asking to collab with Jerma, and even when someone tried with Moonmoon, that probably wasn't even from here, she pretended she didn't know who he was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRhdL3ISPT4this song is way too difficult for gura. what was ame even thinking
>>29294320anon? did you accidentally timetravel 7 weeks into the future
>>29294371It's so funny that this "overseas branches" thing has become a narrative He was talking about CN branch anonchamaYAGOO had to come up with a bullshit reason as to why every member of CN was getting graduated one after another so he made up shit about them not being profitable
>>29294330Why's there so much noise
>>29294371They're not, its normal for it to take awhile to break even. This is still a very young company expanding overseas and hitting a number of snags along the way despite its success. The office costs money (probably a fucking lot, it's Tokyo), the studio equipment costs money, the support staff and the suits upstairs cost money, losing an entire branch's worth of art assets and income costs a whole bunch of money, etc. etc.
>>29294435t. deadbeat
>>29294432>since she's apparently still awake at her normal slot.she really isn't
>>29294426It's a little sad that the longest running single game collab is bitchin' kicthen, the game is just not great for banter/interactions. I kind of hope they find something more suited to replace it once it's done.
>>292943711.Design and riging is not free. 2.China generated just few % of total income will being source of biggest yabs.
>>29294448"You never challenge the big iron.."
>>29294465I thought they weren't profitable though. Didn't we have a big numberfag post a few weeks ago where some dude analyzed earnings from bilibili and it was pathetically low compared to youtube?
>>29294433she's on the EN Holoserver, it's an obvious thing to do
>>29294466Computer fans
>>29294433hahah I was the original guy to recommend it but I realized that she always streams at the same time, still based though
>>29294224>People were concerned they would hire bad actors that would spew pronoun bullshit and SJW trash during streamsDon't forget about EN-management and for now hidden political beliefs of the EN-holos.
>>29294371why is cover such a scummy company?
>>29293316Fatfuck and Treerrat are doing fine though, the dramawhore fucktard deserves to be the lowest Holo though.
>>29294433Damn
>>29294446>only 1 vote to Klaius is finegee i wonder who that was
Just watched the clip where Coco mogs Haachama in her own English test stream in front of ten other holos. What the fuck is wrong with Coco?
>>29294025I doubt she ever had the expectations of being the 1m sus vtuber (none of them did) but i do bet she feels hurt for the gap in live viewers between her and her genmatesi know i would
>>29294459Ame is a bully. She just wants to get nyan nyans from the shark.
So supposing that Yagoo was talking about holoEN+holoID+holoCNCover has made more than 500k USD only in SC and only with HoloEN, of which 350 remain untouched to divide between cover and holoEN, and supposing the girls get their 30%-40% that means Cover still gets like 200k USD.did the models + staff for overseas cost more than 200k dollars? holy shit
>>29294404>the upfront investment required yetAre these income / expense figures published anywhere?
>>29294433BASED
>>29294488just because it was low does not mean it didn't profit
>hololiveAFR
>>29294346>unironically talking about reddit like it's normalSo I guess you guys just accepted the wave of tourists and newfags? You're all okay with it? Deadbeats really did a number on this place.
>>29293664jesus christ how new are you.I've actually done this a few times and the blacks only got mad when I apologized
friendly reminder that your oshi has a vagina
>>29294508bitch shouldn't have made an English test stream when she's retarded
>>29294224Ina and Kiara are sjws though
I'm sorry guys I'm trying to not make a big deal out of it but I want to eat Connor's cum out of Calli's throbbing pussy.
>>29294531Astel has a vagina?!
>>29294500You've seen Yagoo's picture. That should explain everything.
>>29294523>Anime warlord gf never
>>29294457Don't worry, anon. I got it.
>>29294084Doesn't make it untrue. Only a schizo can unmask another schizo, this thread is the Hannibal Lecter to Klaius' Buffalo Bill.
>>29294531bull shit prove it
>>29294531WRONG
>>29294546Cuntboys are top tier man so congrats
How many minutes into the stream is it going to take for Gura to mention Ame?
>the lazy shark still hasn't posted her schedule
>>29294528Not him, but an anon here recommended GWA almost 2 months ago and I've been getting at least one coom there every day since.
>>29294531Debunked
>>29294531actually my oshi has a giant futa cock
>>29294531Gross
>>29294546>vaginaWhat's that?
>>29294531But my oishi is Artemis
>>292945640
>>29294518Not as far as I know, but its safe to assume it isnt cheap, with all the scouting having to be done and hours upon hours having to be spent on character design and marketing etc
>>29294404>EN is still new and hasnt covered the upfront investment required yetlol
>>29294488iirc they're as about as profitable as most of the bottom rung HoloJPs It's better for PR to say you're disbanding CN because of profit issues rather than geopolitical issues
>>29294457i knew it was a reference to something, anon, i just couldn't remember what.
>>29294531Disgusting
>>29294531you mean the cocock isnt real?
>>29294548I hope he gets metoo'd
>>29294565Anon you should be used to this by now
>>29294561
This place really goes to shit on the weekends huh.
I just realized how out of touch NA times and EU times are in these threads, it's like two different threads especially during Mori stream, it feels like every single fanbase leaves and thread is 95% Deadbeats and 5% antifags.t. Eurofag that doesn't sleep
>>29294433am i the only one that hates haato? she's so insufferable and her accent makes me so upset
>>29294540AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME OF THE FUCKING PODCAST!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>29294564first minute
>>29293069ヌルヌル。。。
>>29294528Not my thing, but apparently reddit is a good place for amateur porn.
>>29294536I agree but embarrassing someone in front of co-workers is just extremely rude
The chicken FEARS the vampire.
>>29294538They're not spewing BLM shit (for example) on streams are they? They were told no politics.
>>29294251He said he's jealous of Yuna and Hitsu because their oshi actually comments on their art on twitter and Gura doesn't do the same for him, just retweets it.
>>29294457Devilman only came out two years ago though :^)
I want Amelia to do a cover of pewdiepie's fanmade minecraft song in her next Karaoke stream. "Mine All Day" is underappreciated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAlIq7BKNxg
>>29294564She going to bring up that song request from Ame
>>29294564>GURA TRY NOT TO MENTION AME FOR ONE STREAM (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)
>>29294605Shut up and eat her cooking
>>29294025On the one hand I don't blame someone being keenly aware of being last place of her gen, despite overall being a very successful Holo. It's easier to say "pfft numbers don't really matter anyway" if you're not noted as being last place, mentally you think of yourself as "well I can't be doing THAT bad since at least I'm where I am." When you're last, there is no escaping it. On the other you don't really see moping from Flare, Towa, Nene etc either. Nene is a little ball of sunshine despite being far behind and that makes her much nicer/more pleasant. You want people to think "man it's a shame, why don't more people like her" instead of start to realize ".. you know what, I think I see why people aren't into her." With Towa it's her yab+voice, Luna is really niche with what she does etc but Kiara's is just more an attitude/insecurity thing. I mean people constantly say that doesn't matter to them and she has plenty of fans here and elsewhere, and I personally don't even find it ultra-offensive because tons of holos numberfag - it's just, well, if you're looking for an explanation as to why she is where she is, that's part of it. The other part is IMO her fucking retarded outfit and her early tech problems (mic, streams constantly botched etc) getting off on the wrong foot.Really it's best when they just don't give a fuck about the numbers like Ame or Ina, it makes them feel a lot more respectable as people. Gura outright tries to suppress bringing any attention to it which is a blessing, man imagine if that was Kiara with a mil+ how much she would rub herself out in front of everyone about it.
>>2929453890% of western women are
Wait, where's Gooruh's Minecraft frame?
>>29293691But I actually like Aki
>>29294390
>>29294617Didn't kiara complain about mansplaining in one of her first streams?
>>29294538>Ina>sjwsA nigger walks onto a bus...
>>29294531I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>29294603It's actually surprising how unusable it's become. No doubt it's thanks to Mori's podcast appearance.
>>29293118am losing my shit
>>29294314What's bottom right supposed to be referencing?
>>29294604Wow dude, you figured out that Takamori streams at different times to the others? You're so smart, anon!
>>29294230All costs leading up to debut, which took quite a while. It's not as if they debuted over night.
>>29294569Sucks since they cracked down on the loli stuff
>>29294528why are 35p like this
>>29294602I need an nsfw version of this idea
>>29294538>Ina and Kiara are sjws thoughProof on Ina being a sjw?
Pacific Rim watch along with our son....mabye
>>29294618So basically nothing, gotcha
>>29293936Is this what happens in an alternate dimension where gender roles got reversed and /r9k/ is populated by women?
>>29294433Did anon add Coco's English streams too?
>>29294605I like her, but I'm not really a fan of chunni eyepatches.
>>29294457I got it but I don't go around pointing every single reference I catch anon, geez
>>29293316Just you fucking wait she's inclining https://files.catbox.moe/iivv20.webm
>>29294404>EN is still new and hasnt covered the upfront investment required yetCover might as well neck themselves if that's the case
>>29294627She already did the real version of Take On Me, so why not this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgha9S39Y6M
>>29294519It was an apology letter, not a shareholder's meeting.This single phrase is not even worth analyzing in terms of Cover's business. The only reasonable read on the statement is to provide space for their CN stakeholders to save face: that there was no specific Chinese failure, but a broader overseas trend for which Cover take some responsibility. Obviously this is a fiction, because it was not accompanied by similar letters detailing Cover's exit from ID and EN.
>>29294255Fucking doxxbraps.
>>29294614
>>29294614damn, was just thinking that a vampire for gen 2 would be nice
>>29294614>already followingWhat kind of sorcery is this
>>29294614>karen>kiarareally chicken?
>>29294483For a 3-4 person collab, Castle Crashers would be nice. Battleblock Theater would be cool for 2 person collabs. For the latter, i would hope that we get pairs that aren't Gurame and Takamori. Diversify your collabs.
>>29294237GEN 2 LEAKS
>>29294528While I normally agree the porn on reddit is the one redeeming quality it has besides killing off stupid small forums that require 15 steps before you can post
>>29294605Her accent is weird as fuck but she's improving, and I laud the immense effort she's putting in to get better at English.From her MC stream yesterday though really she was mostly just entirely talking about what she was doing in the game and nothing else. She doesn't really know English well enough to zatsudan in it freely which is the real issue/difference here and always has been the snag in her collabs, it takes effort for her to understand more abstract / random conversations obviously or for her to just think out loud in English.
>>29294674coco did english only streams?
>>29294696Army of two....
>>29294519>did the models + staff for overseas cost more than 200k dollars? holy shitNot really. Hiring someone costs the company 1.5-2x their salary in benefits. An extra manager alone would run costs up by at least $100k.
>>29294237based
>>29294456No it doesn't. It rhymes with pura, which is spanish for "pure".
>>29294638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU&feature=emb_title
>>29294614i love german cuties
>>29294651>loli ame
>>29293316The broken English bothers me
>>29294681kek
>>29294683She should do a karaoke stream that consists entirely of minecraft parody/fan songs.
>>29294681Bro why didn't you get the right part
>>29294653
>>29294715T.Hanks
>>29294699Can't believe Koopa is joining Gen2..
So what exactly is the inspiration for the name Gawr Gura?
>>29294531>Ina
>>29294644No?
https://vocaroo.com/1c2mBynA5b2Yhttps://vocaroo.com/1c2mBynA5b2Yhttps://vocaroo.com/1c2mBynA5b2Y
>>29294237Ya know, when I started making Homestar posts, I didn’t expect this to happen.
>>29294330>>29294237>>29293678whats going on in this thread?
>>29294614YAGOOHIRE THIS WOMAN
>>29294293Burgers are just bread sushi
>>29294661Canadian Asian is pretty much guaranteed SJW.
>>29294702What the fuck I love the Australian part of her accent, why would you want to remove that?
>>29294651Ultimate Gambler Ina
>>29294561>>29294602Is Amelia H. Watson the most phallic Holo?
>>29294746The Vocaroo anons are backt. vocaroo anon
>>29293316I really, really hate every single asian language except for Japanese and that's probably just because I grew up with subbed anime and have gotten used to it. Chinese, Korean, Indonesian all sound awful and I don't want to be anywhere near someone who speaks it.
ey, Gura stream is up
>>29294739There's deep lore tied to gura that an anon unearthed at some point in the threads. No idea for gawr.
>>29294237Cute and boomer-tier.
>>29294604It's more that the thread is dominated by whoever's streaming, anon. When Mori streamed Doom at NA hours, it's still 95% deadbeats because most fans don't hang out during dead hours for their oshi.
>>29294604That's not really a crazy observation, most deadbeats are probably lurking/ not here when Mori isn't streaming The shitposting dies down because it gets overpowerd by all of them showing up and talking about the stream
>>29294706You don't pay them all upfront though.
>>29293316>LofiDrama-seeking attention whore>MoonaPekora leech, literally has no other worthwhile content>RisuLMAO NON STOP NUTS??? HAHAHA MY CHARACTER IS A SQUIRREL GET IT?? I LOVE NUTS LMAOOOO
ToT
>>29294237hello based department?
>>29294740>Imagine
>>2929475650 foot dirtdong > 5 foot scythe
>>29294767and what is this deep lore?
>>29294664Yes, it's fucking weird that it's been talked about for almost 24hs
>>29294777Go back also fuck that faggot if anyone is teaching her how to play bass it's me
>>29294756Futame
ATLANTIS?
>>29294614based
I shudder at the thought of me having arguments with women here.
>>29294777go back
>>29294751someone didn't do their dox reps
How do you downgrade your membership? I'm kinda in a pinch this month.
>>29294393You're telling me Homestar is a girl?
>Haato is cooking againAmbulance on standby
>>29294614She already follows Kiara. I think a collab between them would be cute
>>29294743why did you go and do that anon
>>29294794they're the ones that make the meanest comments
>>29294739gawrgura get it? like gawrgura.
>>29294777the video is just him reacting to that clip and then slapping his bass a couple times
>>29294751Not even true
>>29294613Yeah I feel like moment that turned Haachama into the "retard" character for a lot of people. And now everyone assumes she's legitimately dumb.
>>29294614They will collab and Kiara will drop her love of Mori for her, I can already fucking see it.
>>29294798that wasn't her it was some other chick with the same name but it's funnier to think otherwise
>>29294775Payroll is generally budgeted upfront legally, and initial hiring costs are also very high.
>>29294727I couldn't fucking find it in the instrumental I used
>>29294627I think random shitty minecraft parodies are okay, but if you are honestly recommending this you are a fucking retard.
>>29294739GIRUGAMESH
>>29294614>chicken becomes a vampire through her sleep schedule>this happens
>>29294777>FB_IMG
>>29294804in the membership tab dummy
>>29294804Purchases and memberships -> Memberships -> Manage membership -> Deactivate
>>29294777>FB_IMGEvery fucking time. You're probably a smelly Indofaggot muslimtard too.
>>29294794> implying you're not a womani shiggy diggy
>>29294794they have always been here
>>29294804You have to message Yagoo in perfect Japanese, begging to be released.
>>29294739Gooooruh
>>29294808>German Chicken and Vampire collabi don't want to die...
Reminderhttps://streamable.com/064qxc
>>29294604>Eurofag that doesn't sleepCan you imagine how horrible the coming week will be, with 12h+ of deadtime between streams because they all have to stream during NA-primetime for some reason.You don't want the thread to get bored.
>>29294828I am. And fuck you it's a banger. Eat my pubic hair.
>>29294739Gore Guro (Double gore), because she's a shark
>>29294777Why are all facebook users cuckolds?
>>29294717Stop posting fischl, my dick can't handle it
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm_5D7Cvwas
>wake up for no reason>check holotools>Gura streams in 5I guess I will stay awake
>>29294794just numberfag and they will go away
>>29294756Coco's cocock is bigger in her true form
>>29294842fuck you
>>29294854Not a deadbeat but damn that's fucking hot
>>29294778https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>29294794new narrative: Mori's antis are all jealous roasties
Gura's burps!
>>29294664Isn't he also the only artist that gets mentioned by gura on stream by name? I'd say that's a bigger deal than just a fucking twitter comment. Dudes creepy
>>29294867>not having the weekly schedule of every holo memorizedngmi
>>29294810I bet they're behind the doxxfagging and not SEAchocos...
>>29294865>only Gura looks happy
>>29294854MY DICK
Gura is going say "fuck it" to schedules this week
>>29294671Pretty much, I know about it because my ex was there, it's interesting to read every now and then, to get a feel of what women may think when they read /r9k/ tier shit
klaius is the fucking gura poster at the end of every thread.
>>29294810Women are scary
>>29294635While I do agree with you that chicken needs to figure out how phrase her numberfagging better if she's going to do it on stream, I can't imagine her putting the other girls down even if she had more subs then all the rest of them combined.
Ok here's a questionWhat were the inspirations behind the designs of Hololive ENWrong answers only!
>>29294879lots of artists get shoutouts by vtubers and theyre no different, i dont see the issue
>>29294879He wants to be Gura's Yunaree
what did he mean by this?
>>29294876Isn't this a known fact? Same for Kiara.
>>29294865Hopefully Mori is less annoying than the last episode, I don't know if it was because she was sleep deprived but she just kept talking over the other two so much.
>>29294880>memorising a non-existing scheduleIna...
>>29294794If you ever see an anti, know that it's probably a female.
>>29294857>just cover a song by the biggest youtuber, the one that has had multiple controversies nothing bad could come of thatAre you actually this stupid?
>>29294702I really thin Kiara and Ame praising her eigo did wonders on her confidence
>>29294614She's pretty cute. Would watch if I had any free time.>>29294819That'd be nice. Maybe then we can get more actual friendship in their collabs instead of shippy nonsense.
>>29294854Mori was so fucking hot in that stream jesus christ i was watching at work and i got really worried
>>29294899It's autism.
i'm not the one who was making those posts but how do you suggests Calli carries on from here? is it really okay to just drop the whole thing and pretend the podcast never happened? wouldn't that seem like pathetic and sad or something?Do you have any ideas of how she can improve without making it seem like she became a completely different person?
>>29294605I love her accent. She has the cutest English voice I have ever heard
>>29294876That's Kiara's antis
>>29294865>Bitchin'. Kitchen.>Finale edition. Dead Beats, Teamates and Chumbuds, listen. >Gettin' really tasty up in here, but somethin's missin'...>Ame's Gordon voice "on point," but she is not from Britain.
>>29294794go to /cgl/, you haven't seen nasty yet.
>>29294794I wonder if a female has ever called me a nigger on here before
>>29294898Oh no no no
>>29294898leeching, also don't post him here
>>29294777This is the future you chose /hlgg/
>>29294854cringe she can't pull it off
>>29294898>leeches
>>29294876i'll do you one better. Mori's antis are all mori herself
Me? I prefer Walfie
>>29294898I'm doing my part
>>29294898Pathetic attempt at leeching.
>>29294854i still hate mori but if she puts more shit like this out i may forgive.
>>29294794Wait, there are guys here? Don't you men have man things to do like cutting down trees and fixing my car to be talking about little girls all day?
>>29294899She can't stand dead air and will go full retard if it means filling dead air.
>>29294898Does anybody else not like this guy?
>>29294876are women purity/idolfags too?
>>29294867It happened to me the other day too.
>>29294876False. You're talking about Kiara's antis.
>>29294898I'm sure you are here faggot because no one would keep linking your shitty videos otherwise, please commit sudoku.
>>29294886Schedules Schmedules
>>29294898Not very tasteful, and I see the shit you guys post here every day
>>29294935>Does anybody elsefuck off go back to r*ddit
who the FUCK is this?
>>29294743I liked the Mori cameo
>>29294879Considering he draws Gura pretty much exclusively, yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPEBC5E4vzQ>mori going to do a collab with penguinz0Why the FUCK is no one talking about this??
>>29294898Fuck this leeching nigger, he doxxed Mori in front of 80k fucking people
>>29294898I'm surprised it took this long for the leeches to start rolling in honestly
>>29294854You know, Calli is starting to grow on me.
>>29294508she's the Mori of JPCoco has actual autism too and misses the point where her joke should stop
were livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
>>29294943based
>>29294928Ame's fan artists are good.
Gura's livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nYDXNafUU
>>29294950Me
>>29294950me, her bf
Guys I think I'm in legitimate love with chicken. The fact that shes tries twice as hard just to keep up with the other more talented girls is endearing.
>>29294865im not waking up early to watch this one, the last one was nothing special
>>29294950
>>29294764Japanese is objectively the best sounding Asians language, it's missing a whole lot of the ugly noises. Chinese wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the god awful inflections.
>>29294950klaius
>>29294854She was actually probably thinking about us when she said that lmao
Just got home from work. Oh shit a Gura stream? What perfect timing.
>>29294928That lad is nice.
>>29293187>>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fu3rqaf.mp4yes
>>29294950voiced by klaius
>>29294937Only when it's convenient to be and it can't be turned against them.
uhm...ppt is live too you know
>>29294950That's her penis
>>29294950You
>>29294950>He found out?>Activate it.
>>29294950Loop
>>29294854UUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29294907>Watching sleepy time ASMR at workYou're braver than the troops
>>29294979>images you can hear
>>29294408>Plenty of decent others not in said clique that would be better to do stuff with.Imagine a Minecraft collab with Africat.
>>29294937No they just call all other women whores
>>29294950here (You) go anon, you're clearly desperate for these
I'm gonna get drunk and watch guracraft. Maybe it'll be fun.
>>29294614>edgy design>language teacher>K*renlike pottery
>>29294956because nothings confirmed yet im guessingi think most people actually like him too, he seems like a pretty cool guy even if you dislike his content
>>29294989who?
>>29294928based choice
>>29294950Really?
>>29294970Good luck, but you're not gettin' any.
>>29294946Do not tell me what to do you uppity nigger. I go where I fucking please.
>>29294950Alright I'll give (You) the (You) (You) clearly want
>>29295007kek
>>29294898It's the second time this faggot put the same thing as a response to Gura and the third time he's trying to get her attention.
>>29294930>>29294925>>29294957Am I the only person here who doesn't get how vtubers replying or doing collabs is "leeching"? It's called socializing.
the bloop screen needs sound pls ty
>>29294950Jsyuklaius
>>29294950>antis have been reduced to attacking bloopSick fucks
>>29294956Because he is unironically too much of a chad for Mori
I have a feeling I won't be able to finish this before gen 2 debuts
>>29294956We talked about it when it happened you stupid faggot.
>>29294989So is the koala
>>29294970Back the FUCK OFF from my future gf buddy!!
Gura... your BGM...
>>29294764>>29294976Tagalog is phonetically similar to Japanese. Though tagalog has a shitload of spanish loanwords. t. flip
>>29294948KLAIUUUS!!!
>>29294956he's based unlike the anitubers so no one is throwing a shitfit
>>29294950Gigguk
>>29294794With all seriousness, I don't antipost unless it's anti bugmen of SEAniggers.I mainly shitpost, post Kiara gun narratives, do posts like your oshi, your favorite ___, and of course post lewd art. I don't enjoy /u/ that much. Also I do rep nagging.
>>29294854Why did she call this an ASMR when all she did was speak softly to her regular mic? Like, can't she afford a cheap Tascam for $80?
I LOVE YOU GURA!
>>29294898I did my part
Minecraft animal ASMR
>>29294970social and language skills are a talent, and she blows all the other ENs out of the water at them. she's also talented at making blowjob noises, which gets a lot of points in my book
>>29294948Who wins between him and Pikamee?
>>29295029>>29295041wanna know how I know you're underage
>>29294928Those doodles of Ame's streams are peak soul
>>29293115NENE CUTE NENE GOD
meow...
>Gura talking about Ina's pussy on stream
Gura is really good at making cat noises.
>>29295038Well Spanish and Japanese also share vowel pronunciations
>Farm ASMR
gura's cat noises...
Gura always puts a smile on my face. :)
>>29295055what did you report for
Gura meowing ASMR
Off to a good start!
MEOW
Was anybody else able to hear a guy in the background?
>>29294819>Hey remember when you loved me?>But i still love you>Just not that way...
>monday solo gura streambeen awhile since one of those
>>29295049Prease understandu, she superchatted all her supechats to critikal's crippling TCG addiction
>>29295024Most of the time it's not, but sending a blatently unrelated meme reply to a fucking stream announcement can only be described as trying to gain attention.
>>29295038Tagalog is flip though, so it's shit. It's esl speak, the language.
>>29295075Targeted harassment
>>29294956She mentioned it again on her stream that he contacted her to do collab but overall nothing is confirmed.
HI NIGGERMAN
>>29294899She's too worried about a lull in the conversation and feels the need to fill the dead air with something, anything, and winds up interrupting others right as they're about to start talking when she doesn't mean to. Love the girl to death though and I'm glad she's gradually improving.
>>29295049i think she never planned on doing ASMR and bought a music recording mic, but enough people asked for asmr because honestly her voice fits it, reminded me of Choco sensei alot
>>29295046Would you watch Holostars EN? Would one of them have a chance at becoming your oshi?
>>29295041>uhhh...nipple poop, cumnose shitwaffle...He sucks
>>29294956Do you think he inspired Calli to secretly buy thousands of Yugioh card packs to hunt for the super duper special rare ones?
>>29295038So is finnish
>>29294904Do you really think Cover gives a fucking shit about that "n word" fuckery a while back? It doesn't impact them. It's just a song for christ sake.
>starts off the stream by stealing from ina's house Gura-chama...
>>29294928Based basado
>>29294912What exactly do you mean? like her content?
>>29295058Pikamee no contest
>>29295081That's me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29295081heard a male cow yeah
Time to watch Gura accomplish nothing.
>>29294928Yep, Hitsu is good, but can't beat the sheer amount of stuff walfie makes.
instant narrative, Kla*us upset Gura which is why she just wants to rush right into the game without having to see his sad little superchat show up.
>>29294819would they off collab when she is back in australia?
>played offstreamThe Minecraft obsession... Begins?
LAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>no schedule GURA WHY
>>29295038Yet they sound so different. You don't have to cope this hard about your language SEAchama
>>29294898Knowing Cover they will probably let him leech just like they did with anitubers.>>29294957Cover enabled leeches with anituber podcast.
>Holo's steal from Ina>Holo's also loiter in Ina's house
>>29295081Please don't expose me like this
>>29294794So the worst narratives are from female SEAniggers?
>>29295049She knows. She called it "ASMR (?)" for clickbait.
>complain about gura running her mouth for ten minutes before starting the game on /hlgg/>last two minecraft streams she jumped right into the games-sugoi shark
>>29294635>".. you know what, I think I see why people aren't into her."I think that's precisely what Kiara thinks though. Instead of thinking about what success she has, or even if she needs more, she thinks there's a problem with her because she's not as popular as the others.Remember that she thought there was nothing she was good at in comparison to her genmates. She's not a successful rapper and animator, she's not a veteran streamer, she's not an industry artist, and she's not a 1m youtuber with a godly voice. She thought all she had to show for herself was her Japanese; but people didn't really care for that.That's all in her head of course; she can draw decently, she can sing (no-limiters Kiara is arguably better than Gura), she can speak German on top of Japanese, etc. But this comes off as an all rounder rather than anything striking like the rest. It's a harder sell. She's also way more disconnected from Western internet culture than the rest. You also have to understand her bad past gets in her way too, since some of her strengths tie directly to it. This is why she's taken so long to capitalize on strengths.
>>29295098I would watch them but they couldn't become my oshi
I'm already UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Gura's baiting footfags again......
>>29294912Amelia memory-holed her entire debut out of existence and that's the first video on her channel. If Mori wanted to pretend the podcast outright never happened it'd be more than easy enough to.
>>29295120>German flag in her twitter nameI doubt it
>Gura's boots will never walk all over you
I want gura to walk on me
>>29295119no one outside of here cares about what he said
I need some cringekino
>>29294899our boy is a retard but she loves her friends
>Play offstramFUCK, I HATE HER NOW JUST LIKE AMELIA, UNSUB, CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP, NEVER WATCH HER AGAIN
>>29295123her inventory and level barely changed from the last recording, so knowing her she probably just walked around in circles a lot before starting
fell asleep reading /hlgg/ last night and had dreams full of mad narratives
>>29295024It's baiting Gura's audience to ask for collabs, like it always happens when 2 e-celebs interact in any way.
>>29295131Depends on cute they are.
An ENTIRE melon
>>29293861You vocaroo fellas are alright.
>just 1 melonI know a kid that ate 4
>honeydew melonHoly shit she stole one of mines from the fields
gura was eating balls
>>29295081That's a cow anon...
Has anybody ever sung Haachama's song in a karoake? I hope someone on NA does
>>29294928
>>29295156ToT GURA'S MELONS
the 4k bitrate really shows sometimes. I hope gura raises it.
>>29295024Sending unrelated shit like that is not socializing
>>29295038Sorry seanig but your language is an abomination to listen to
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>29295041Explain
Gura sounds cuter than usual.
>musk melongura is actually pregnant?
Cantaloupe > Honeydew
and then
Gura must really like country music for her to randomly sing that.
>Gura will never make little balls out of your flesh and eat them in a bowl of your skin
Gura Is really into agriculture huh?
>>29295156
https://twitter.com/felixmillstone/status/1312174425106599936you think she probably got the idea from this video?
>gura plays with her foodbad gura
Ina... Schedule onegai...
narratives?
>Don't like Cantaloupe.Unsubbed.
God I wish I was that melon...
ohnononono deadbeats...
>>29294912the podcast really didnt change anything for her, she acted enough like herself and potentially got new subscribers out of itthe only real change is the false perceived change coming from people here, and thee influx of redditors from one subreddit to another
>>29295104finland and japan share a spiritual bond
>>29295181Gura just shit on Cantaloupe.
>>29295156Honey dew aren't that big unless you're Gura since she is a tiny sticc
>>29293469Good OP, nice cover
Cute Gura traded some other vegetables for melons at the farmer's market
>>29295103I hope not. Yugioh fucking sucks.
>>29295193It's likely
Why does Ina get no hate when she's objectively the most boring of the bunch? She's as bland as oatmeal
>>29295098Absolutely would watch it depending on the voices and taste in games. I wouldn't care much if it's a bunch of dudes just playing Apex or Valorant, but I'd love somebody with taste like Oga. Or even just guys talking about old animes or doing a bunch of Gundam references.Nobody will replace our winning son though.
>>29295188pretty hot ngl
Is Gura a watermelon student?
>>29295203But Mori doesn't like it either
Gura is sounding especially HER today.
>>29295169Red Heart? Please no, I'm already sick of that shit from Haachama's own streams. I would accept her intro or the cooking rap though.
>>29295153>>29295174I'm pretty sure Woohoo was just shitposting. Though it's debatable if the way he did it was necessary.
wear your hat Gura... it's been so long
>>29295181Based
>>29295197We will be lucky if we get it today.
what is it with this shark and food disassembly
>Building a beach hut house>Not just building on the little beach islandGura...
>>29294883She's playing with friends so she's probably ecstatic.
>>29295180Yes, with Elon Musk's child
>>29295191Country sharks make do
>>29294956>Mori is a fan of CharlieWell, based on what we've seen with other people Mori likes, It can be assumed Charlie must be a leeching cunt too. Get ready for Mori/Roommate doing Among Us collabs with Charlie, Melody, and AOC, while they make fun of entitled soccer moms that share a specific name.
She's started Atlantis?????
>>29292988A whore
Oh my god
Reminder that your oishi ego search her, say something nice to your oishi
>slow mode doesn't do anythingPoor Gooruh...
Mori love!
>>29295237No it's just a Sharkhood house
>>29295181shit taste, anon
>>29295240AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'll be real I've never liked melons
>open Guras stream>she talks about Food>jerk off
>>29295191What is the cat named?
>>29294430Fox wife anime?
>>29295240I love you ad anon
>>29295223haha i remember when you said the thumbnail meant she was going to wear it. tough luck!
>>29295081>Hears a mc cowOH GOD IT'S A MALE!!!!
>grows her own vegetables >eats mostly McDonald’s>randomly buys a whole melon and eats itI’m so curious about Gura’s home life
>>29295199That bitch, how dare she talk about her genmate like that.
>>29295240yab
i just got here from the podcast and im watching the more popular one why does she sound like a baby??
>Gura is still not used to the speed of her chat
Atlantis...
>>29295211t. planeswalkerbeat
>>29295258same, I only enjoy watermelon
>already starting another project
I wonder if she will do a baby check this stream
>>29295222gimp
>I HAVE A NEW IDEA
>>29295199not just that, she also>prefers honeydew over it
>christmas treenot even 10 minutes and she's planning stuff again
Why does Gura never do BGM?
>>29295220she's been using her normal voice again for a little while now
>>29295240YAB
BIG
>>29295240GURA WATCHOUT
>chr*stmas tree>not holiday treeuh oh...
gura... you can take christmas off...
>>29295269The more we learn about Gura's diet the more confusing her home life sounds
>>29293781This is missing a tear.
>>29295240unholy kek
>>29295240How the fuck does ad anon make banger ads literally EVERY FUCKING TIME. I don't even need to see his proof post to know that he did it again.
>Gura's so eager to celebrate ChristmasShe's Filipino, the s*na dox is fake
>>29295240i don't get it, something happened during the last threads or what?
>>29295240Does it link to the vocaroo?
>christmas treevery based
>>29295280Current MtG sucks too and hasn't been good in at least 5 years, 6 years if I'm being real.
>Gura wants to celebrate the first HololiveEN Christmas together.Awww.
>>29295240>It links to my vocarooI feel honored
>>29295262I assume he means Senko
>>29295254Mori love
>>29295218>not kfpone job
>>29295214Ina is perfect, she can do no wrong. Fanbase is the most talented and only bring joy.
>>29295236>MelodyCover literally forbids the talents from going near her.
>>29295301twitterbros?
>>29295181Cantaloupe - teammatesHoneydew - moriChads
She avoided the Ame mention lol
Hey teamup guy, why is Haachama brown? Come on, why not red or black?
>>29295311Sorry anon flips don't know what Christmas is, she's clearly from the North Pole
>>29295314yes it does
>>29295291I fapped to this.And the video adaption is pretty good too.
>>29295319I mean Ame would show up for it...
>>29295173Nah, it's better without the lag
>>29295291She did at first, but it drives you insane pretty quick,
>>29295301church narrative wins again
>>29295331UH OH ?!?! NARRATIVES
>>29295161Finding out Gura was the one stealing from your fields!Chasing Gura down!Holding her down as she screams she's sorry!Spanking her butt as punishment!
>>29295223The twintails are too cute to hide.
>>29295236where did you draw this conclusion from>>29295325lol thats kinda funny if real
Just got here. Has she mentioned ame? Rip ship
>>29293087I'm pretty sure it's just another chink raid attempt, they always happen at the same time of day and gets triggered by something that pisses them off (like Aqua greeting Coco). You can even see the exact same comments in /hlg/ and in the reddit thread, they're just spamming and samefagging (and downvoting anyone who calls out their shit in the case of reddit).Of course basically no one here actually cares and even your post is probably part of this elaborate smear campaign.
>Gangreen Goof general>Can't post Gary Gouda picsWow...
>>29295301DAS RITE
>>29295222You can't just "shitpost" like that when you have an internet following, if that's why he did he's just a retard, like the e-celebs that use their main accounts to SC holos and always send the chat into a frenzy.
>>29295321It did?
>>29295195Capcom... Onegai
>>29295319new narrative: she knows mori is jewish and she wants to flex her catholicism on the kike by making her do a christmas collab
YouTube bitrate AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
>>29295301>FUCK HERETICSBased Gura
>>29293015post the full unedited holopits album faggot
>>29295301I worked in retail for 5 years and no one gave it shit if you said Christmas it was always people sperging if you said holidays
>>29295340Watch enough pekocraft and you learn to filter the bgm.
>>29295291Like Ame's, it drives you insane after a while
>>29295291You actively lose concentration and IQ when it's on
Christmas trees in minecraft are a trap I made one once and I lagged out the server due to putting the lights on a clock so they twinkled so it's a good thing gura doesn't know redstone
>>29295325Anon, he's talking about roomate.She's already streaming on T ...
>>29295291She does. It's minecraft's fault for not playing all the time.
Christmas is a reddit holiday.
>Gura's farm fanclub board>can't post Gura's melonsM-M-Mooo...
I hope none of the EN girls acknowledge the fact that Haachama is in the server and they just let her do whatever she wants but in a funny way not the "shunned" way
Has shitposting gone too far? As entertaining as it is, is this truly the best direction /hlgg/ should go?
Christmas tree project. Nice idea but neither the time or capability to pull it off.
please Ame, log in and get Gura under control. she's never going to get anything done on her own.
>>29295351It's been 12 minutes and she hasn't mentioned Ame. She fucking hates her.
>>29295336Was this the one where the sisters start seeing the dude as a shota because of an app one of them used?
>GAAABBBBEERRIIAAALLL I LLOOOOVVVEEE YOOOOUUUUHuh?
>>29295372What isn't reddit to you people?
>>29295031looks like it's coming along fine to me
>putting a christmas tree behind Haato's grave
>>29295291Remember when Ame used to put hers on for 4 hours? Yeah...
>>29295269It's almost like she makes all this shit up to confuse the people trying to find where/who she is, like when she changed her PC timezone multiple times
>>29295177He's a 4channer
>>29295372you shut your fucking mouth you jew mother fucker
>>29295240you tempt me to make the Calli John pasta into an ad
If Gura builds a big Christmas tree right there, Haachama's grave is gonna look like a present under the tree lol
>>29295353pardon my newfaggotry but where even is this infamous /hlg/from what ive heard here its a pretty bad place
>house close to her matesRIP atlantis
>>29295314gib link
>>29295388discord
Gura is such a cute devout Christian girl
>>29295372Christmas is fun
>>29295372breathing is a reddit bodily function
>>29295303It really isn't. McDonalds would be the only chain fast food restaurant out in the countryside due to how ubiquitous it is. She probably lives in a relatively unpopulated area away from major cities, somewhere with lots of open land and room/the right climate to grow vegetables and plants most of the year
>>29295388Artia is now no longer Reddit
>>29295041>30+ videos with the same title>they're all about mocking entitled soccer moms by calling them antivaxxing flat earthers in a monotone voiceHis content is shit and so is your (and Mori's) tastes.
>>29294912> is it really okay to just drop the whole thing and pretend the podcast never happened?>Do you have any ideas of how she can improve without making it seem like she became a completely different person?Yeah, completely never mentioning it again nor doing anything similar and sticking exclusively to the Hololive circle would eventually improve her standing.
>>29293576Why does dumb shit like this always get me excited?
>>29295372shut the fuck up please just shut your fucking mouth
>>29295311>flips pushing flip narrative againYou nigs will really reach for anything huh?
>AW GEEZ
>>29295394go back
>>29295372worst post i've read in about 2 hours
My cute daughter wife can defend herself from serial killers entering her house!
>>29295301go back, heathen, this is a Christian board
>What day is todayGura...............
>>29295372Fuck off your not taking christmas from me faggot
does gura not know that she has a diamond pick in her inventory
>>29295377It'll be hard to ignore if she univocally builds a castle
>>29294034It's way too premature to put them into profit bracket. Most of the income EN goes to setting up business and other internal expansion. Maybe some of them even went to savings for 3D. All in all, the not profitable only refers to ID and CN because EN probably wasn't factored into the income bracket yet because it's still an "investment"
Church narrative...
>>29295409Having fun is peak R*ddit
>>29295362Does she count as a xeno.she is from holy terra
I wish 4chan had live posting so I wouldn't have to scroll down myself unless I'm missing an option in 4chanx.
i hate "start of the week" day
will gura actually fucking accomplish something this stream?
>>29295377It's funnier if she functionally changes the server and they're struggling to ignore it
>>29293769It was Gura. There are other full streams of her karaoke available on youtube. Cover/enma would hit them all if it was them.
>>29295105Yes, cover doesn't want to touch anything remotely political with a 10 feet pole. Go watch your e-celebs if you like them so much.
>>29295372You lonely jew
>>29295347yes but her forehead is too fucking tall
>>29295049>>29295133She did some sound effects on request, hair brushing and stuff, it apparently didn't accomplish the tingle thing properly but I wouldn't know.
You ever place bets on narrative? I just put 50$ on one.
>>29295437it's time to let go of that and take your meds
>>29295372t. jewt. mudslide t. fundie
It's Moonday innit
>>29295220She snaps back into the uwu voice for a word or two. CUTE
>>29295301Oh God, Gura is a white Christian?! We lost lads...Just kidding, get fucked kikes
>>29295431She did say she hasn't been doing her sleep reps so she straight up doesn't know what day it is half the timeIt's why she thought it was Saturday on Thursday
>>29295222It's the second time he puts the same img as a response to gura's tweet tho, at this point it's just weird.
>>29295441But anon my pc can't handle that
>>29295442ok GAWRFIELD
Whats up with Guras voice? It's slightly more mature. Kind of... sexual?
>>29294912Can't fell if people replying to this are newfags or just playing along
>>29295429Not when they have a trident.
>>29295441Anonchama, turn on bottom scroll.
>4chan on a shovelGURA?!
>4chan
>>29295301Based Gura
>>29295220She has a very HER accent today.
>>29294912>>29295414why would that be necessary lolShe didnt do anything wrong on the podcast and it was pretty entertaining
I WANT TO LOGIN INTO THEIR SERVER AND ORGANIZE GURA'S CHESTS
>>29295377So Hachama would just be consider somesort of elderich abomination or one of those people that turned out to be living in Ikea then?Every time something is built, the EN girl would just freak out not knowing who did it and it turns into some unsolvable mystery.
>>29295444Shark my words. Gura's plans are moving along swimmingly.
>>29295444Hopefully not.
>>29295466Gosling?
"This is too flat. I don't like this."
>>29295444You already know the answer
>it's too flat
>This is too flat I don't like thisGura...
>>29295466so i'm not the only one?
>>29295360She's baptist
>>29295441anon... your 4chanx reps...
>>29294237Holy based.
no gura why did you say that
>>29295481t.tako
What's the point of making new bgm to gura if she doesn't use
>>29295470Thanks, I found that option. Didn't know the name of it.
>>29295444No.....
>>29294045Because it's gura and the chumbud is coping. Pay no mind. Once again proves to be the most jewish of the group.
Gura that's not your area it's Ina's...
>>29295377As long as they do it like Suisei did to Haachama's Yagoo monstrosities she left on the server then it'll be great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEeC-udKjSE
>>29295493>>29295494Ina...
>>29295466It's 9000 year old brat voice
>>29295466She's trying to seduce you anon! Go for it!
>>29295466she sounds like this sometimes. we are fortunate that we didn't have to wait three hours for it this time.
>>29293769clips are fine, full streams are absolutely not. one translator got in trouble a few months back for uploading full on translated streams but got an email from cover saying clips are good
>>29295466It's HER coming out>>29295459>>29295475
>>29295478I WANT TO LOGIN INTO THEIR SERVER AND PUT A SIGN IN GURA'S HOUSE SAYING "I LOVE GURA! I'M ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!"
>>29295183has gura started doing it too? I didn't notice.
>>29295466>>29295486Gawrsling!
Did haachama make anything on the EN realm?
>>29295477So people stop talking about it on EN streams.
>>29295220Fuck off HERfag
>>29295097Yeah, the first episode of bitchin' kitchen was probably the worst for it, I imagine discord delay doesn't help though. I'd compare it to Kiara but they're both so talkative that the interuptions don't stand out.
>>29295466she got laid
>>29295493>>29295490>>29295494is she gonna give it huge tits and a giant cock?
So with all the tidbits about her home life it’s almost certain that Gura lives in a rural area and is a bit of a country girl right?
>>29295479>the EN girl would just freak out not knowing who did it and it turns into some unsolvable mystery.Basically. And she'd only get on at the time she got on last, where 4/5 or all are asleep so no one will ever know anything
>>29295451TAIWAN
>singing it's raining it's pouringConfirmed 39.707 years old.
>go to work>get back home>Mori dropped another bombGod damn it Mori why are you so bitter? Cant you just let us be?
first ame mention
>>29295478Haha... I'll reorganize her chest alright...
>sounds different>THIS LOOKS TOO FLATsh-she's off the meds!
Ame mentioned
AME MENTIONED
>>29295133Tell me about it>indie vtuber puts [ASMR] on the title>i bite>its her just playing APEX
Ame counter: 1
>>29295379If they all work together like a project it could work. Also, Hachama is there and she has the power of at least 10 degenerates.
Nintendo... release a new Rhythm Heaven onegai....
Ame mentioned 17 minutes in
NOOOOOOOOO SHE DIDNT LAST 20 minutes
took 16 minutes this time to mention Ame
>>29295497false narrative, i saw her roomie at church yesterday
I was talking to Amelia...
>>29295377going to be hard when she builds a giant floating castle
>Talking to ameliaMentions herevery time
>rhythm heaven yes gura please I'm begging
She mentioned ame, ship safeFor now
>I talked with AmeliaI talked with Amelia>I talked with AmeliaI talked with Amelia>I talked with AmeliaI talked with Amelia>I talked with AmeliaI talked with Amelia
>>29295331heh
gurame is saved
amelia mention 16 minutes in
>ina makes nice clean smooth flat ground around the areas hololiveEN is using>gura destroys ina's hard work to make it look more "natural"what did she mean by this?
>>29295377Just wait until she builds her castle. Gura hasn't realized yet.
Amelia mentioned, Ame's Law has been fulfilled yet again
>i was talking to amelia
>>29294886I think she did this once before, listed her monday stream, said nothing about future streams in it, then didn't put her schedule for another day.
she seems relaxed
>>29295502don't you mean t.ako?
What is a Gura stream without her mentioning Amelia
>>29295220>>29295292Gura has reabsorbed HER recently. It explains why she has gotten more confident lately.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>29295214I love oatmeal
>>29293761she'll call you a dirt one though
>>29295478>Gura>organizedNow that's funny
16 MINUTES FOR AN AMELIA MENTIONWHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM?>>29295536>>29295539
>>29295466You're welcome ;^)
i fucking love that song
>>29295523people talk about shit so what, its not a big dealSome of you guys act like Calli going on the podcast changed her personality eternally and her content will never be the same because she talked to anime youtube dudes
>>29295535I was at work too What the fuck happened now?
>>29295311Bruh, I'm american and I start decorating since Novemember. In fact, I started decorating yesterday.
>>29295451Are you actually braindead? There is nothing remotely political about a fucking minecraft song. Take your damn meds. Cover has no reason to care what goes on down in America or Europe. It's not their problem.
>gura doesn't sleep during nightbased
>>29295587they fucked..
>>29295587Same old, same old
>Around 1200 A.D., their growing numbers and an obsession with building moai led to increased pressure on the environment. By the end of the 17th century, the Rapanui had deforested the island, triggering war, famine and cultural collapse.Holy fucking autism
>Kiara numberfags>Gura talks about Ame>Calli is bad at video gameswhat about the others
GURA TALKED TO AMELIAThat's what it's all about whooooooo!
>ywn sock it to Gura
>>29295559schizophrenia
shhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk
Gura NEEDS to do a date stream
>>29295349>where did you draw this conclusion fromDo your reps newfag. If you think the anitubers leeched off of Mori, you wouldn't believe her friends.>>29295325Cover can't do shit about what her roommate does
>>29295456Go away kike
It's always the fucking Monopoly Guy
>>29295325I hope that's true and also extends to others with major yabais like Ny*nners.
>>29295610>Ina says nothing memorable
>in heat
>>29295610Ame childhood stories
>>29295579Do you think we're gonna get a random parkour to really cement it?
>>29295598It's not even Thanksgiving anon. Something tells me you're not as American as you claim to be.
>>29295610ame is toxic/gremlinIna humu humus
>>29295594It's obnoxious when someone mentions the podcast in a SC and I have to remember that those faggots exist.
>>29295629Gura is for Ame
>>29295301Did the same on the public unarchived karaoke when she asked for the trees on chat.And called a "christmas songs season"
>>29295629She needs to do a cunny daughterwife sex ed RP stream
>>29295610Ina talking about her family.
>>29295632the very first thing she did after her debut was to work on a sunday. you are fucking delusional.
>>29294854She didn't even hesitate to do it this time.
lol what did she mention ame for? she was a non factor in the story just now
>>29295580>>29295220And she did a lot of her posting last stream too. when she was talking about looking back at past contnet
>>29295599he's probably talking about how she talked to Penguinz0 (no collab)check her stream from earlier if you're into ASMR or Mori being cute
>>29295609Minecraft autism is older than you think
gurame chads i kneel
>>29295629She does a date stream everytime she collabs with Ame.
>>29295629Wasn't that the entire A Way Out stream?
>>29295657Because she was talking to Amelia
>>29295512Too late for me. I want to marry Gura!
>>29295606IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SAME = SHARK
>>29295629>inb4 she does one but it's an Ame collab for a "double date"
I love you Gura!!
>>29295214Because Ina haters are always falseflaggers and will be shot on sight.
>>29295644They're both for me.
>>29295630Those anitubers are already far more famous than Mori (except for Cdawg maybe) but ok dued
I LOVE YOU MORI!!
>>29295610Ame talking about her shitty childhoodIna talking about her family.
>>29295325Not her roomates though
>>29295678Okay Kiara
I love you Gura!
I love you Gura
Impregnate Gura
I hate your Mori!