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This is the SEAnigger timeline.>goslingfagged over Watson>had a meltdown when they got BTFO by Watson speed reading her superchat>had a meltdown after Watson was doxxed>stopped goslingfagging over Watson afterwards>started becoming Watson antis>thought Gura was a SEAnigger and kept talking about it for weeks>got BTFO and never recovered>stopped talking about Gura afterwards>finally went back to supporting Hololive ID like they should have been from the start>a hololive among us collab starts>nothing really happened if you actually watched the stream>some chink got angry at Lofi in the youtube comments>these retarded SEAniggers thinks this chink was a Sharkfag>started shitting up the thread again with their retarded meltdown over literally nothing>/hlg/ and other Gura antis see the opportunity to shitpost and start a fanbase war by samefagging>/hlg/ and other Gura antis join SEAniggers in shit-talking Gura while also trying to get fanbases to attack each other>SEAniggers are mad that they are getting called out for shitting up the thread>SEAniggers now spamming doxx that /hlg/ antis posted weeks ago>despite all this, we STILL don't have a SEAnigger rangeban
does 4chan even have moderators?last thread is making me question their existance
EVERY POST AFTER THIS LINE MUST BE SEISO____________________________________________________________________________________________
>tfw ywn be a lobster dude getting hi-fived by Gura
I can't believe Haato is going to eat out the Chicken live on camera for tens of thousands of people to watch!
I AM SPOONFEEDING HOLOLORE, ASK ME YOUR NEWFAG QUESTIONS INSTEAD OF REPLYING/COMPLAINING ABOUT DOXXPOSTS.
B-b-bros!?
I'm really starting to think we shouldn't have these threads during dead hours.
>>29017891ogey
Kiara is pure.
Ok let’s try this again
>>29017908a pure slut, yes
Reminder that banning literally does nothing.
>>29017889Only sometimes.
>>29017889our usual tardwranglers have been MIA all week.
never forget, Chileans are in this thread too
RANGEBANSOUTHEAST ASIAPLEASE
I love Mori more than any of you or Kiara
>>29017889I don't pay for a 4chan pass so that mods can literally fuckin jerk off instead of work.
Drawing later who should Gura share pocky with
>>29017897Does the Holohouse exist on our plane of reality?
>>29017897whats with the peko face?
GO TO SLEEP ALREADY YOU FUCKS
>>29017921amelia
The only realistic way Mori is NOT a virgin is if she somehow got dicked in a situation where she was unable to open her mouth.
Bros does Youtube actually take 30% of superchats? What a nigger platform.
>>29017897Do you know how to program tensor flow?
>>29017927Nice.
Everything just works.
>>29017902Are you implying that i'm seiso fellow takodachi?
>>29017897Is Suisei actually crazy for Mori or was it just a bit?>>29017904Agreed. /hlgg/ threads should only be created by mods when a stream starts and promptly deleted after ten minutes
>>29017913VPN was a mistake
I want more big sis/ little sis collabs
Rikka's voice is too good.Bros...
BERY IMPORTAN POLEBERY IMPORTAN POLEBERY IMPORTAN POLEBERY IMPORTAN POLEhttp://poal.me/y5c39b
>>29017897Give me Luna fart webm
>>29017889Mods have never actually existed on 4chan. Every deletion has been by the actual poster, and warnings/bans are paid users that have the ability to edit their posts and use red text.
>>29017897why does rushia have a ghost on her head
>>29017904Thats why, in a bygone more enlightened age, "Generals" were forbidden. They are always cancer.
give me kitkat
>>29017942Yes
>>29017891If you... seiso
Tonight is the night.I will have my revenge. Gura does not forgive. Gura does not forget.I will bring Amelia down, if it's the last thing I do. I will force her to play chess against me. I will humiliate her in front of the whole wide world for all to see.Once more, Atlantis will rule the Galaxy. And... we shall have... peace.
>>29017949Based GuraMoribro.
>>29017921anon
>>29017936That's why I always $500 for Mori
>>29017921Her oshi and inspiration, FBK
>>29017897Why is Miko perfect?
>>29017897BUT WHY DO THEY SAY TOWA...
>>29017913Longer bans then.
>>29017859Why would you care about this? That's some actual doxxbeat logic where you want to brag about her roomate for some reason. She's literally my oshi and it's better this way, it helps to keep more retards away from her.
>>29017954This is usual dead hour shit. Nothing will top Amegeddon for worst threads.
>>29017940Thanks for those exclusive Skyrim permissions.
>>29017897How many divorces did Koro san had
>>29017908>>29017911You're going to have to make the samefagging a little less obvious than that.
>>29017897What is the meaning of barracuda also.i know what roommate means but why use that word?
>>29017954I mean it wasn't really even that bad. Doxxniggers are just on overdrive for some reason.
When could a HoloEN 3D debut realistically happen, also do you think they'll group them in a big 3D collab or individual streams?
>>29017897Give me a webm of Luna screaming
>she actually said itHoly fuck I'm crying laughing.
>>29017879I did half of these and have a white 8"x6" penis
Sharky!
>>29017936Youtube takes 30% and Holo takes 50% of whats left. Then you gotta pay tax's on whats left.
>29017988Mori is so sexy
Please permaban Doxxfags
>>29017936Really makes me wish HoloEN had merch so you could support them more directly.
Oi KFPfags, since you're used to working for free, why don't one of you sign up to be a janny next time it opens to clean the thread of doxx?
Has anyone seen my meds?
>>29017936Cover takes another 30% then there’s taxes. So say mori made like 180000 in supas, she’ll get like 30k usd of that maybe
29017912I am more triggered by the fact they are using wrong Ina picture
Sǝnzawa used to have a Twitter (@sǝnzawaa) before her current one, which we can confirm through her friend and her commission.She used the name Sena and did a few minor roles that link back to that Twitter as well.https://i.imgur.com/9ozwHP2.jpghttps://pastebin.com/Nx2scWWnOldfags know she was called Sena, naturally you can find tons of mentions of it in her discord server as well:https://twitter.com/_Zekken_/status/1115199445967286272https://i.imgur.com/oqR8jyM.pngShe was credited with a full name under a VN role she ultimately didn't do (Nyanners picked it up) and that name was used in a minor voice role for a board game animation.Voice actor with that name around that age starting around that time period. Obviously is her voice. All of them credit sǝnzawa (Sena) for the voice acting.https://youtu.be/YN3UVILOqxY?t=78https://youtu.be/aeOVi7uQ9i8?t=113Finally, the VN credits her FULL name for the role. (UPDATE: Tweet is now deleted, but was archived beforehand)https://web.archive.org/web/20201031055302/https://twitter.com/dssansVN/status/1025120989703757824And the boardgame kindly provided a photo of her. https://pastebin.com/0Y10tPzK(UPDATE: the photo posts have now been deleted, no archive)Her real name is SENA HOWARD. Narrative: As that one sharkfag has been saying all along: Her wearing glasses is the reason Gura's eyes are always spazzing out, the rigging itself is fine.
Would you lick Amelia's armpit?https://files.catbox.moe/9eh6l0.webm
>>29017995>15 seconds apart>samefaghow new?
>>29018017Not a KFP but I fucking might just to fix these shitty threads
>>29017879https://files.catbox.moe/43wcwp.ogg
>>29017961I keep forgetting how good this OST is
>>29017699Hard to say, anyone know any sites that track individual video views per day?
>>29018010Mori and Kiara have to pay an extra foreigner tax on top of normal taxes.
>>29018034You dropped them, mate.
>>29017897At what point exactly (if you can pinpoint it) did Festivaluna start sinking? Is there a single event that made it go sour?
>>29017898cute
>>29017897Why do I want to hug this sheep so much?
What's wrong with this girl?
>>29017949Based
Threads are extra bad right now. See you guys next stream.
>>29017936Yes, and then Cover takes 50% of whats left, so when you aka a girl $100 they only get $35, and that's not even counting what gets taken out in taxes between Japan, and whatever taxes their home countries take on income if they are not native Japanese
Why are brapkikes like this...?
>>29017897What is the 66 minutes thing about?
>>29018041Cute af
>>29018009Too big
>>29018048Have some more
>>29018041Her recent pics/videos are cute, I guess the other pics are old as fuck.
>>29017995Nigger
>>29017908Not after Haachama eats her out
>>29017988bros I might have feelings for our boy...
>>29018009ruined
How much money have you given your oshi?
>>29017964>"Whaaaat?!">"Gura... the knights, the... the horsies, they can jump over pieces.">"WHAT?!"
ATTENTION WE ARE BEING RAIDED RIGHT NOW DONT REPLY>ATTENTION WE ARE BEING RAIDED RIGHT NOW DONT REPLYATTENTION WE ARE BEING RAIDED RIGHT NOW DONT REPLY>ATTENTION WE ARE BEING RAIDED RIGHT NOW DONT REPLY
>>29017988you're telling me she's a virgin? fucking how?
>>29018038Cover takes another 50% of that and then the taxes like you said
Does Mori have an onlyfans?
>>29017912If you're gonna be a doxfag at least post the real one retard
these fags literally have ONE job and they are failing to do itwhat is the point
>>29017897Is Okayu actually fat?
>new Polka Member post>It's a video>sleepy PolkaC U T E
>>29018060She has more of a parasocial relationship with her chat than the other way around. She's also emotionally dependent on it and on constant positive reinforcement.
>>29018001Assuming Cover wants them to use their tech we at least have to wait until travel restrictions end
>>29018094Anonchama...you do realize how stupid the average poster here is, right? They'll take any bait.
Good fucking lord someone get a meido
>>29017988Cute virgin
>>29018066Why do you eat up every falseflag?
>>29018017But that would take time away from watching Tenchou's streams
>>29018060imprinting
>The current situation in the Hololive 5ch thread>1) Due to how shitty the Among Us collaboration was, the thread set out to decide on a culprit>2) At first we thought it was Roboco, who was the organizer, but it turned out that it was Nene who invited EN>3) But then it was discovered that the source was a 4chan post, apparently translating a Roboco member stream>4) Since nobody gives a fuck about Roboco here, nobody could verify this information>5) Suddenly, an actual Roboco fan appeared in the thread>6) He confirmed that there wasn't a members stream and it was a hoax>7) Thanks to this Roboco fan, we can now all safely hate Roboco againCongrats to the guy who made up that translation, you effectively dominated 5ch narrative posting for the day.
>>29018063Most countries don't double tax expats, the US has a treaty with Japan giving a 110k IRS credit for income earned in Japan iirc.
>>29018097yeah it's her t3 membership
>>29018017Because I don't care, the doxxing she gets is shit tier, it's the kind of shit only women and trannies would care about. There's a reason it barely gets any (you)s compared to others. It's like seeing facebook teenage girls tearing each other apart because a picture looks bad.
>>29018094too many newfags in the thread who are legit braindead
>>29018106No, she's obese.
>>29017924Yes. Currently Anemachi and Suisei live in one apt and Coco and Kanata in another.>>29017925Pardun?>>29017938NO>>29017941She probably is genuinely excited, they are similar in a lot of ways and Mori represents a new genre of music for her to collab with. Suisei fucking loves music. >>29017958She's a Necromancer>>29017982She is Elite>>29017986It's her name. Towa...>>29017998Shark Antis. Gura played a shark game, it went badly, she got attacked by a Barracuda in the shark game, it became a meme and here we are. >>29018055Behind the scenes? Who knows. Publicly? When Luna was sick and Matuli didn't post get well soon.>>29018057She is very fluffy and soft.>>29018070Coco and Moona had a collab that was extrodinarly awkward and painful. Zero chemistry. At 66 minutes Coco asked gently if they should end. Moona being an autistic retard SEAnigger couldn't read the room and said she was game to keep going.
>>29017050i was always wondering where the fuck did this pic come from. tried to find posts about it but theres nothing.
>>29018053>foreigner taxThis isn't a real thing. There's additional tax levied on japanese citizens who are working outside of Japan (hachama gets fucked over by this) but you don't get extra income tax for being in Japan on a work visa.
>>29018098I can't believe this
>>29018102I know they have to sleep at some point but there has to be more than one /jp/ meido
>>29017988she should wear form fitting clothes, i don't know why her head is huge from some angles and from others she looks pretty
>>29017897Is Korone's roomate a bad person?How did this thread get full of SEAmonkeys?
>>29017898Is this her player 2 palette for when we get a Holo fightin game?
>>29018111So she's HoloEN Polka?
So much for the auto-filter narrative retarded sharkcucks.
>>29018125kek dumb nips
>>29018120He is either fucking around or baiting, it's obvious this isn't them
>>29018125OI NIPFAGS: YOU'RE NOT EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS, YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONKEYS HURLING SHIT AT EACH OTHER.That is all.
>>29018106she's the largest hololive member
>>29018125>we can now all safely hate Roboco againFucking rumao
>>29018041sounds very different
I fap to 2D and 3D Mori
>>29018125I love the 5ch kind of autism, much less cringe than the autism here
>>29018017Ok, but I'll be chickenmeido and only delete Kiara doxx
>>29018125Jesus fucking kek
>>29018125Dear lord the Japanese truly are retarded to believe anything we say
>>29017949Agreed.
>>29018095The only males who would be able to maintain an erection after this woman opens her mouth are the same males that waste their lives posting on Tibetan basket weaving forums all day.
>>29018128How does it work with Amelia and Gura though, since they live in America and take income from Japan. Does the tax credit still apply?
Reminder that this is all sharkmeidos fault.
>>29017921
I got in contact with a mid-size publisher on behalf of Hololive and managed to get permission in writing for their lineup of games, see pic related. So:>holo>which of these games you'd like them to play
>>29018125my fucking sides
>>29018040https://twitter.com/s*nzawaait's no her
>>29017897Is there any actual proof that the girls are employees of Cover?
>>29018125What kind of fucking idiots would spend their day beliving untranslated shit on foreign boards
>>29018159Nah, Polka has depression and a negative outlook on life. She's just trying to clench her teeth through the pain and survive day to day.Chicken is menhera.
>>29017949
>>29018153She's been running regularly for some time now, she said this on stream, some of those are probably old
>>29017912Fuck you for keeping Ina’s bad photo.
>>29018201H-Ha ha, yeah, who would do that
>>29018095Have you heard her talkThe cringe is not an act Her being a sperg is not an act
>Spend 9001 hours making an edit for (you)s and practice image editing>Something light and non-serious doxpost for giggles>Post it>No (you)s>Read thread>ACTUAL doxxing is happeningWhelp. Time to take my meds, be a responsible poster and report doxxniggers.
>>29018147On the other hand, Mori is an American citizen and thus has to pay income tax to the US even if she lives overseas.
>>29018180didn't you just believe this anon's translation from the go?
>>29018195Enma?
What do you guys want to see Ame and Gura play tonight for the 51 clubhouse games collab?Chess confirmed not happening.
>>29018195Seriously? Did you already contact Cover?
>>29018186I thought this was a fucking tattoo from the thumbnail
>>29018098OH no no no
>>29018191I would assume it would just be classified as income for them as it would if you were working any other American job.
>>29018125it distracts from the usual kanata antis and the schizo kiara antis so atleast theres that
Mori has never even seen a dick
>>29018144But why is Towa said melancholicly?
>>29018205look at 2nd row, 4th picdoes she exclusively gain weight to her head?
>>29018195If this is real, I want all of EN to play Hotline Miami so fucking bad. The reactions each girl would have to it would be so interesting
>>29018125>>7) Thanks to this Roboco fan, we can now all safely hate Roboco againWait, does anyone care enough about Roboco to hate her?Weird.
>>29017921ame or shion
>>29018195>Gura>Katana Zero or Gungeon
>>29018041I'd give anything for a sniff... Ame....
Mori... Kappa... save us... onegai...
>>29018195Hi Enma. Man, I really want to see Mori or Amelia playing Titan Souls
>>29018144Is moona autistic
>>29018095>approaches japanese manlet>yells "YO YO YO, WANNA HANG OUT SOME TIME?" at the top of her lungs>surprised why she doesn't get any
>>29018195Hololive already has Devolver permissions, I distinctly remember Okayu playing Hatoful last week for example.
>>29018107my clown can't be this cute
>>29018195Are you EnMa-san, or is Cover so fucking incompetent that they couldn't write a fucking e-mail?
>>29017898if you put Kiara's hat on her, she's almost ready to begin her pokemon journey
>>29018195God now i want to see Mori playing Hotline Miame and GurAme playing Broforce.
>>29018201yeah...who would do that indeed
>>29018195Hotline Miami, obviously. I have a soft spot for Metal Wolf Chaos too.
>>29018144Thank you spoonfeederanon
>>29018213i enjoyed your ameowo anon
>>29018213Ay, what was it, might've just jumped over it.
>>29018195>On behalf of hololiveIsnt that shit ilegal?
>>29018195>Katana Zeroit would be KINO
Are we still trying to rangeban SEAniggers?http://poal.me/yy7y4f
>>29018195All of themUnfortunate Spacemen
>>29018040Stop putting in your shitty doxx copypasta that Im a sharkfag. Im just not a mongoloid and I've used facerigs before.Glasses rims, reflections and shit lighting ruin eye tracking. It spazzes out and make you blink until they can find where the eye is supposed to be again.>What about Noeeeel thoughNoel has wire frames and probably very good natural lighting.
>>29018125>Since nobody gives a fuck about Roboco here, nobody could verify this informationkek
Is Kiara’s Sakuna stream not happening anymore?
Some of you deserve permabans and it shows
>>29017898Post as amelewd
>>29017912thats not inasomeone grabbed that pic of a random asian girl with the same name
>>29017898the green on the jacket is an eyesore
>>29018213This is why I wait until the thread isn't on fire to drop oc >>29018217I still believe the Japs to be retarded
luv me moriluv me fellow ENfans'ate SEAniggers'ate doxxposters'ate dead 'ourssimple as
>>29018193
>>29018095you're probably not that terrible looking yourself anon, why are YOU still a virgin?
>>29017961How does Takobro keep being based
>>29018111That doesn't seem very healthy...
>>29018155Meidos won't fucking rangeban. Korone used to be a bully, but as far as Hololive goes, she's pretty nice. Very anti social though.>>29018199No paper trail, and I don't expect there to ever be one as showing a contract or anything would certainly violate any NDA.>>29018233Sounds like you're reading into it. Tower...>>29018245Yes. Also fat. And a SEAnigger.
>>29018195broforce and hotline miami
>>29018195I want to see any of them playing Metal Wolf Chaos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFCnyQ4Msg
>>29018227Why are 5ch anti Kanata?
>>29018147The foreigner tax is around 10% in addition to standard Japanese income tax if you've lived there longer than a year.
>>29018195https://canipostandmonetizevideosofdevolvergames.com/It's a screenshot from this website you absolute retards
>>29017988bottom image is actually either fake or padding because she is flat irl
>>29018201H-ha ha, y-yeah...
>>29018222No Devolver has a page on their website where you can type in your company name and it'll generate that permission form for you.https://canipostandmonetizevideosofdevolvergames.com/
>>29018171Of course, she's not playing an anime character. Its her most recent dox.
>its 1am workdays in SEAland and probably all asleep>thread is still getting raidedits definitely not the SEAnigs right?
>>29018290I don't know but I love his drawings
>>29018213WHy would you waste time making OC for (you)s instead of reposting shit for more (you)s?
>>29018273https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1326365095761338368
>>29018299shhhhhhh
>>29018197It was her, she just stopped using that handle and someone else took it. This is easily verifiable.If you don't know how the internet works at least shut the fuck up.
>>29018297Is foreigner tax a common thing or are japs just retarded
>>29018195Uh, Devolver Digital has already given them (and everyone, actually) blanket permission for all their games. Sometimes you newfags shock me that you don't remember shit like "Fall Guys all day everyday" stream cycles. But to answer your question, Ame+Gura+Mori Serious Sam 1+2 would be fun.
>>29018289because I'm a big fat guy who doesn't talk to people
>>29018195Watson and Talos Principle
>>29018214Please stop repeating this, they get a tax credit because of a treaty between the US and Japan.
>>29018307Probably chinks.
>>29018273I think it's replacing Minecraft tomorrow, because she wants to play it on Switch.
>>29018095She's an above average height gaijin loudmouth autistic white woman with otaku interests and works in both an extremely niche art field as well as a low-tier JSL job, who literally either scares off men looking for attractive women, or is too expressive to be conventionally attractive in Japan.Like >>29018187said, only other autists like us would find her boister and tism as attractive points.
>>29017988She is married to some chink. What a shame.
>>29018009Canonically, Gura has a slightly bigger mound than Ina>>29018325Nigga, that can easily be debunked if you check the timestampsStop spreading fake news
>>29018195Kiara playing Hatoful Boyfriend could be a lot of fun. I know, the whole yuriship and things, but after hearing her do the voices for the Yakuza punks her doing voices for the cast could be amusing to hear.Plus Okayu's reactions were cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtJM3pPeybA
>>29018098he can't keep getting away with it...
>>29017988where does she post these, her roomate's ig is all digitl illustations??
>>29018195I....don't think you can just do that?
wtf was wth all the doxx posting in the last thread, like none of it was deleted baka
>>29018307They could be on graveyard shifts working from home
>>29018195Talos Principle has been suggested for Amelia multiple times. It's like a less shit Antechamber.
>>29018317probably for the best, i dont have my trust in the shit realm server running good.
>>29018329but ugly bastards are known to get lots of pussy based on all the doujins I've read
>>29018125>7) Thanks to this Roboco fan, we can now all safely hate Roboco againmy fucking sides. You're fine this time 5chbros
Cant believe I gave my superchat virginity to Rushia of all people and she isnt even my oshi
>>29018289I am not funny.
>>29018317>gonna play it on release day>nevermind, maybe I'll play it one day later, on switch release day>nevermind, MAYBE gonna play it on switch release day.... m-muh minecraftFuck off Kiara
>>29017897What happened between Luna and Matsuri?
>>29018273Given the absolute state of her PC best to wait for Switch version
>>29018307They work in call centers 24/7
>>29018360Meidos have abandoned us
Does 5ch have a 4channel recap guy? I want to see what they see us as/
>>29017897does korone actually hate aqua
I just came back from work, why is there so much toddposting now? not that I mind
>>29017856why dose ASMR make my pepe hard?
>>29018329I see fat guys with bitches hanging off them all the time anonthat should tell you which part holds back both you and her
DOXNIGGERS ARE GETTING UPPITY IN THESE THREADS. NARRATIVEFAGS I NEED YOUR STRONGEST NARRATIVES.
Ah they are probably being banned as we speak, nice
>>29018277the worst part about the doxxfags is when they get it wrong (probably intentionally) and spread falsehood
>>29018376I'm sure she'll notice your big boy prawn donation mate.
>>29018370I would be happy if they kept Minecraft streams mostly for collabs. Besides Ame none of them do anything particularly interesting in them and even that is wearing very thin.
>>29018394Father!
>>29018394gura said she wants to play skyrim
>>29018376we all fall for her magic anon no need to feel shame
>>29018063>donate 100 they only get 35I didn't know this and I feel like I've been ripped off
>>29018389They don't do full recaps, but they do make reports when we have meltdowns. They were basically doing a play by play during Amegeddon.
>>29018394Gura wants to play Skyrim and Oblivion
>>29018377neither is Mori
>>29018389The same way we see them. Faggots.
>Mori answers the intercom to let Kiara in>YO YO YOIs she physically unable to not speak in hip-hop?
>>29018399Kiara owns my heart
>>29018376Which holos would actually bother to read out and respond to AR$5 superchats? That's 60 cents.
>>29018261Thanks. I love you.
>>29018399Kiara brought a gun to the spa date with mori
>>29018317Thank you anon, my dumbass forgot how timezones work
>>29018399Pekora was actually a k**kihim* fangirl before joining Hololive and that's the real reason why she's so nervous about collabing with Kiara.
>>29018296because kanata is especially sensitive to antis and that magnetically attracts them. see kiara.also she's attached to coco so any coco antis are generally also kanata antis.
>>29018419Ironic considering what they did to Aloe
>>29018307on top of that, flipland is getting ravaged by a storm and all the power lines are down.WTF BROS YOU TOLD ME IT WAS THE SEANIGS
>>29018394Gura will play some games that you definitely should buy
>>29018399I am all the antis and all the fanbases. I pull all of the strings in this community. I am the man behind the curtain and you all dance to my tune.
>>29018201>What kind of fucking idiots would spend their day beliving untranslated shit on foreign boardsIsn't this exactly what we did with the Kiara/Subaru rumor from 5ch?
>>29018399Gura's a skinwalker.
>>29018419Those were some good threads. Shame those meant the death of most goslingposts though, always made me chuckle
>>29018407gura's suffering stream was my favorite solo EN minecraft stream by far. taking place during the same time as Ame's made it even better.
>>29018399A gun owns kiara
>>29018399Mori is actually a bat
>>29018399Mori's tsundere act is slowly becoming a mask to hide that she is actually gradually seeing Kiara in a romantic light but will never admit it because she sees herself as straight as an arrow
>>29018438I love how she actually clarified to Kiara that she was still in the middle of streaming after that, which confirms she's always like that in real life (just in case there were still some people somehow doubting it).
>>29018220Connect 4 rematch. Beyond that I don't really care too much, except to maybe avoid President this time.
>>29018399Gura and Ame are both fat and ugly and that's why they get along
>>29018421Oh that's great to hear! Skyrim is one of my all time favorites.
>>29018399Kiara is a shapeshifterAt Poe's masquerade
>>29018399Mori didn't actually audition, she was scouted.
>>29018380Literally the same thing that happens with every girl and Matsuri. Hasn't happened with Hoshikawa yet, but I'm sure it will.>>29018391No. But they are up there as the two most antisocial/shy Holos. You'd probably have to force them to interact, because neither will take the initiative.
>>29018399Kiara owns all guns
>>29018454Why is Kanata so sensitive to antis? What do you mean? Anything I can look up?
Anyone else looking forward to Ina's comfy MC zatsudan stream?At this point even pointing out how the threads are shit without even giving them (You)s is too much attention. Can't you fags just post like normal and ignore them?
>>29018438Your boy is, to use the vernacular, 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT
>>29018399Ame actually loves her fans and thinking of ways to weed out the bad ones from the good ones
>>2901841535 is more like a theoretical maximum, pre-tax. There's also VAT, apple fees for apple devices and income tax to consider. It's probably closer to 20
>>29018394It's a possibility that Todd is Gura's uncle
>>29018415Yah if you can find an alternate way to support your oshi, like buying content from them outside the preview of Hololive or donating to them directly, do that instead. Superchatting them is basically only good for on-stream direct interaction and nothing more
>>29018399Lamy is an international gun broker, she sold Kiara a gun.
>>29018399Polka can actually speak perfect english, she doesn't as a part of her character.
>>29018475They were singing fucking RIP of all things in the bathtub during their spa date. What'd you expect?
>>29018415You were. Merchandise is a better deal for the girls, but tragically Cover is fucking retarded and useless and doesn't make that much for some reason.One could only imagine how much people would spend for a figure of their favorite Holo, which would be a better deal for both Cover and the girls.
>>29018464>>29018399
>>29018195
>>29018434You Don't understand, man. I'm not funny because I'm stupid.
>>29017897Was Amelia actually sandbagging or just tired and not very good at chess?
>>29018474>Calli becoming a lesbian>Kiara lusting for dickHow the tables have turned
>>29018475Wasn't Kiara doing the 'pekora' laugh before Mori clarified that as well. Seems that's also just the way she laughs.
>>29018510Mori's songs are pretty catchy, anon. I've caught myself softly singing Live Again every now and then.
>>29018421>not morrowinds'wit
>>29018399The strongest narrative will always be that Flare and Noel had happy, earthshattering, amazing, rough sex.
>>29018451>Pekora is extra nervous because she masturbated to her gravure picsThe funniest narrative I have seen in weeks.
>>29018520Hey I farmed a ton of (you)s though, gotta admit
>>29018399Nene got so mad after being rejected 4 times by holo live before getting in that she decided to burn down the entire corporation from within and destroy it from the shadows
>>29018415>3535 before taxes, mind you. Anyway... People here love to repeat these numbers, but this is all based only on a throwaway comment that Coco made once. The truth is that none of this is public and we have no idea what is the share of Cover/Talents, and it is very likely that each talent has a different contract.
>>29018195Which one is gonna play Genital Jousting first?
>>29018399Kiara took Mori's measurements during the spa date and is actually making her a real costume for roleplay sex
>>29018195Hotline Miami for Gura.Serious Sam 4 for Amelia.
>>29018415I'm my country is even worse, because I have to pay a 64% tax on SC, so when I donate I'm actually giving twice as much to my government than what the girl gets.
>>29018511There's no way Cover would give them a reasonable cut of merch sales either.
>>29018490So Kiara's the gun devil?
>>29018421Those are streams I'll be skipping. There's a reason so many mods exist for Bethesda games, and it's that they suck until the community fixes them.
>>29018488That's kind of obvious. By the way she still watches THHK streams, she just doesn't simp so damn hard.
>>29018548Mori and her 5 ft scythe
>>29018524She has a literal hole in her head. I love Ame but she's a fucking retard.
Tonight....
>>29018510Imagine being an employee or any other Japanese person at the time and just hearing two foreigners rapping in the bathtub at an expensive spa
>>29018495I'm not gonna post until Ina is on. These people are gonna find something else to ruin and leave this palce by then.
>>29018399QRD on Gura:>A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!">She bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them.>In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.
>>29018551Why 4? I haven't play any of them, but have 1 on my backlog.
>>29018539Is it farming you's when its actively improving the thread?
>>29018494kanata takes criticism to the heart. for example she was very conscious of how people call her a leech for reaching out to collab with more popular holomen like coco and korone. she recently privated her Among Us stream because she was embarrassed about how quiet she was during the game.
>>29018547yeah, like we know Watson signed on for the 30/70 poverty contract.
>>29018528Kiara did the Pekora laugh after Mori told her she's streaming. But if you do your roommate reps you can see the Pekora laugh is her real laugh.
>>29018548Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fc52KwHxXM
>>29018570This is true
>>29018488She actually talked about how someone (allegedly the Canadian moose vtuber) convinced her to apply.
Metal robo holo when?
>>29018504>Todd made his niece the most popular vtuber ever just so he could tell the world to play his gameTruly the greatest video game developer of our time.
>>29018553No, but they don't also have to give youtube a cut so it would still result in a bigger one for the girls.Yes, the company making the merchandise would take a cut, but that would be A LOT less than jewtube.
>Mori's new song is a cover of if by Da Pump with Kiara raping
>>29018570>She bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them.Nice narrative but she barely wears her hat.
>>29018125Why did they didnt like the collab? It was better than all previous among us streams combined> I dont speak engrishu, then laughs> fucking tree rat 1: I will kill you> Fucking tree rat 2: I was scanning> Fucking tree rat 3: 1000iq playing using japanese to conquer and divide > Shark swimming in a sea of salt made of her own tears: Gura will remember this> Waston nanoraaaaName a more memorable moment than any of these on the previous collabs.
To whoever made this ad, you picked the wrong color.
>>29018570This is true.
>>29018195>Risu>Red Strings Club
>>29018399>Kiara, deeply unsatisfied with Hololive due to her poor performance and the handling of the Huke issue, has decided to start unnaturally off collabing with every JP Holo>She's collected the personal information of Subaru, Nene, Marine and Polka in the span of a few weeks>On November 7th, a middle aged man tried to get into Subaru's apartment during the middle of her stream, allegedly to confirm using the sounds on stream that he has got the correct address>Subaru, scared, ended the stream early, and is seeking legal help since she believes she's being stalked>It seems that Kiara has been leaking Hololive personal details to the Chinese, who are still riled up over the Coco thing.
>>29018621Why is 5ch so stupid?
>>29018610You are too weak for the real color.
I wanna breed the smug out of this fucking bitch
>>29018511FBK's new figurine is 10k yen.
>>29018399Ame isn't actually a time traveller, she just believes it because she has schizophrenia.
>>29018399One of the Holos is actually Hideo Kojima with a voice changer. I cannot say who.
>>29018579it's honest work
>>29018399Pekora has seen clips of her stream around and she thinks they're trash of the highest degree and that they dont really represent what PEKORA is about.She'd love to collab with EN, but she's too much of an autist to do it without "knowing" them first through their streams, and she cant speak english so she cant watch their streams, and she doesnt think those 37 second clips of Ame falling off a tower in minecraft are good enough to know the ENs enough to collab.She'd love to ask Kiara or Mori for help, but they're the loudest and more extroverted of the bunch so her autism wont let her, she's actually scared of them.
>>29018580Poor Kanata. I always feel like God hates her. Want to protect her.
Oh yeah it's much better now
>>29018125Fucking kek, good job /hlg/
>>29018399The girls actually visited here, but they don't know the difference between us and /hlg/ and went to their thread instead.
>>29018300Oh like you know
>>29018399Calli and Suisei knew each other before Hololive. They were both indie MV editors. Calli knows a lot of indie music Vtubers and Suisei knows every indie Vtuber period. Suisei was the one who convinced Calli to join Hololive. Suisei is also fluent in English and pretends not to be.
Is this accurate?
>>29018649Shut up, deadbrap.
>>29018649This is all your fault though, Mori.
>>29018578Only one I haven't played, I just want to see a playthrough. I've heard it's not that great though.From the ones I did play, Second Encounter was best.
Narrative:Amelia isn't actually a detective and when she says "I've been doing some detective work" it probably means she didn't do anything at all and was just being lazy around the house or watching Netflix.
>>29018665Proportions are backwards
>>29018665pretty much
>>29018111Wait, people are starting to repeat my narrative?I MADE IT BOYS
>>29018606Would be a disappointment, the Korone and Okayu version can't be beat.
>in a mood to write an essay>it's schizo hoursAt least I didn't embarass myself on an anonymous imageboard.
>>29018195broforce collab
ALRIGHT /hlgg/ I'm going to fuck of to the Soundpost Realm and jam together with other soundpost chads. This is my farewell gift to you niggers.https://streamable.com/nkcnvw
>>29018678>Amelia is a womanThis is true.
>>29018665Id say there's a 10% chance that dead hours are chill, depending on what timezone is active.
>>29018665If only stream hours were that long.
>>29018678this is true
>>29018665this thread is always terrible
>>29018655NOTHING BUT THIS
>>29018678I can't believe it
>>29018665during streams its spam relevant to the stream and everyone who doesn't watch her complains about it. been like that for a while now
>>29018665
>>29018202Polka comes across equally co-dependent tho.
>>29018240She's probably sleeping for once in her life.
>>29018686Give it a few hours
>>29018649Fuck you and your fanbase.
>>29018195Holy shit, please let Ina know so that you can be promoted to an official EnMa.
>>29018682It's barely a narrative, anyone can tune into Kiara and see it for themselves. She's literally that one image people post about the streamer girl after she turns off the stream.
>>29018691Wait where is the current soundposting at or do you mean the /jp/ one?
>>29018665Some dead hours can be really chill.
>>29018399Mori was the one ringing up Subaru's intercom, the duck sent her an aka and then forgot about it.
>>29018694I've noticed it's much more dependent on the quality of the threads leading up to dead hours and if there's any big thing that's happened rather than timezone.
>>29018671Cope
>>29018665Reduce streams down to about 20% of the pie.
>>29018665I remember like a couple days ago when the typhoon first hit the islands dead hours were chill as fuck. Can we go back to those times?
Narrative:Every narrative is true
Why are people always excited for Holos singing the same songs they did already...Why can't they suggest new songs instead?
>>29018720Polka doesn't rely on her chat constantly boosting her confidence or praising her and showering her with hearts and love at least.
>>29018708>NOTHINGAnything...
>>29018665/hlg/ hours are mostly red
>>29018748Probably more accurate
>>29018735This one. The two dimensions are like night and day. I'll go make new soundposts while listening along to whatever you guys post.
>>29018490There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
>wake up>go to work>come back>thread is seething about the among us collab>sleep>wake up>go to work>come back>thread is seething about the among us collab>sleep>wake up>go to work>come back>thread is seething about the among us collabJesus fucking Christ
>>29018729You want to fuck me bro? Why are you such a faggot?
>>29018745Mori is absolutely quackers.
Narrative: hlgg is worse than hlg nowadays
>>29017936It's actually fair. The website is free to use and operating it requires a huge amount of server resources. Especially when you consider that they have to keep decade old videos online even if no one will ever watch them.
>>29018522So is Mori
>>29018634Thats surprisingly cheap. Do you have a link on how it looks?
>>29018755We already know it'll basically be the member-only campfire karaoke set list with maybe 1 or 2 additions, so don't expect much different.If you're lucky maybe she'll decide to not frustrate you for once and do EN CR instead of JP.
>>29018371those ugly bastards have confidence
>>29018753TRUUEE, true
>>29018528I think I remember reading somewhere that she laughed like that, since before she joined hololive.
>>29018379yeah she should be graduated for that unprofessional behavior
>>29018781You think you can beat me 1 2 3?
>>29018720Polka has been like this for 5 years now, back in the day it was just shitty management badgering her to improve ad rev.
>>29018680>>29018700>>29018750On a good day we have Ina, then Ame stream #1, then Gura, then Ame stream #2, then only a short wait until Mori and Kiara. Stream hours are a good length
>>29018783Let me in anon
>>29018782JESAS?!
>>29018787That's not even a narrative bro
Chances Gura sings this version of Plastic Love to raise her popularity?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vunm-W-ovLc
>>29018787They were always the same. Many /hlg/ posters post in both threads. That's why we have Ayame, Suisei and Flare falseflaggers, as well as most of /hlg/'s memes like Towa...
any of you honestly admire your oshi, or any other hololiver for that matter?
>>29018816I don't know who this is.
Time to fix the thread, post cute pics of your oshi, bros.
>>29018787It's just a different kind of bad
>>29018755That's why I liked Amelia's karaoke. She knows like 2 Japanese songs so she has to do other things. I'd rather watch someone have fun doing something way outside their range than perform a technically decent version of Cruel Angel's Thesis for the 18th time in Hololive.
>>29018812So is Kiara's laugh just Top Right and Bottom Left arrows?
>>29018444Pretty sure those are aussie dollars. you're thinking of ARS.
Alright you pudding looking sunsaguns TALK! Your priestess won't be here to save you for at least another 2 hours so the only way you get out of here is if you squeal like a pig. WHAT'S HER PLAN! WE KNOW THE TENTACULT HAS AN ALIEN, A SPIDER ROBOT, SEVERAL HIT SQUADS, HIGH FREQUENCY BLADES AND REACTIVE ARMOR, AND A HIDDEN BUNKER and a coffee machine. I can do this all day if you don't fess up . . .
>>29018292But Chicken is starting to eat better and do exercises now. She's motivated again.I mean she pretty much said in one stream when screaming about FOOF and how happy she is now.
Please Mori just announce you collab with Coco or Suisei already. Just ignore the fact that Suisei would date rape you afterwards
>>29018195Just checked steam and it seems like Devolver localizes most of their games to Japanese as well. Dunno why they haven't just picked some random games out of the library there desu, especially seeing THREE (3) holos play the same game in ONE (1) day (the Thief Simulator one). There's variety out there, it just seems like they have no clue what games are actually good.
>>29018849
>>29018833If Gura only cared about raising her popularity, she would sing the English version of Country Roads instead of the Ghibli version.
>>29018841I admire Calli and Suisei. I also admire Coco even though I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH. I just wish she'd go back to Asacoco 1.0
>>29018255>Hotline Maime >Maime Come on man...
>>290188330% unless she wants to frustrate us.
>>29018399Mori doxxes herself to raise her self-esteem.
BASS
>>29018787That depends what is worse. This place has always been a fast shitshow. But I still prefer it here.
if we can't get rid of the doxniggers, i suppose that means there's really no hope of getting the soundshitter banned any time soon
>>29018853They are so maybe a couple of seppo bucks.
>>29018814I'm a 6.3 eastern european and I'm decently big, I can probably beat up like 90% of you guys
>>29018399Mori fucked a HoloJP while blackout drunk and forgot about it
>>29018872Jesus you're still salty about that?
>>29018665There's a secret 1% chance of comfy dead hours, like during election night.
>>29018856Only bonks from the priestess can get me to talk, fucker.
>>29018856I grew up in the mines. It'll take more than that to break me.
>>29018833I think there's more of a chance of Risu, considering there were a couple of people in her King chant requesting it
>>29018841Why would you call her your oshi if you don't admire her?
>>29018883never again bros...
>>29018889twenty minutes, bell st maccas cunt
I would love to hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTd2ylacYNU from Gura
>>29018060
>>29018904I miss those threads
>>29018841Yes. I genuinely love Calli in every way, and at the same time I'm extremely jealous of everything about her and everything she has accomplished. And because I am I've decided to stop being a lazy faggot and work towards my own personal goals so I won't be such a jealous fag anymore.
>>29018798I assume he means this one. https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/9716/Shirakami+Fubuki.htmlObviously it's a bit more with tax and especially international delivery.
>>29018916>admiring women Never gonna make it.
>>29018856You won't get away with this, I know powerful people.
>>29018609>"sitsuireisimasuga R.I.P.">"whoops you walked into that one chief">"gura is safe... NOT SAFE NOT SAFE">"GOD DAMN IT FUCK MY LIFE">"lamy wa... bye bye">"I couldn't let anyone else kill you -////-">"Elementary my dear Watson-kun">"AME, KIMPATS-- yabe, minna kimpatsu da">NENE TRAST>NENE TRASH NENE TRASH>300k vtuber byebye>botan ogeyNice try but nothing will ever top this collab. Gen 5 has perfect chemistry both among themselves and with EN.
>>29018935>CalliWho?
>>29018922What tf even is at maccas
>>29018856Forget it, Ame. Its Takotown.
>>29018860Imagine if Kiara gets cucked out of Mori's lesbian virginity. How badly would she explode?
>>29018409Wrong image/dox, she has Red hair.>>29018816Kind of correct but not quite
>>29018841Yes
>>29018856I'm squishy so it all feels fine for me
>>29018195Shouldn't it be for "cover corp". This might be unsuable you dolt.
>>29018904man those threads were amazing, I want to go back
>>29018399Kiara completely fucked over an innocent stalker by leading him to Mori's house.
>>29018938Where do you think you are?
>>29018860Couldn't Mori just go to the Holohouse and off collab with all 3?
>>29018841Yes, especially since a good proportion of them are ex-neets that made it.
>>29018935>Your oshi>Calli
So the minecraft issues was just Kiara's internet being bad, right? So, Ina's stream will be fine, right?
>there isn't one actual Yuri anime in the birds' favoritesNarrative?
>>29018107Sleepy Polka and ASMR dreams. Goodnight clownbros lets meet again soon.
>>29018755I want to hear her sing Plastic Love normally. I didn’t care for the acoustic arrangement.
>missed out on Haachama's lewd ASMRFuck
>>29018904That wasn't even that good, it was 80% 'look how nice things are when all the people we don't like are on pol' in a circlejerk of establishing that people who were in thread are the 'good ones'
wtf did narrative fags do now?
>>29018978Goodnight clownbro
>>29018399Polka made it 3/4th the way through seiyuu university but failed, oversleeping through her classes. She spent the next decade dwelling on her failure to achieve her goals. When she got her big break, she suddenly felt like she was fulfilling her goal in life. Then it fell apart. Even though she's more successful now, she knows it's completely ephemeral and she will lose all her fans some day, or in other words, "mono no aware".Combined with her very limited real life interactions, and growing up on the internet a skewed concept of "connecting" with people, she has developed a very dependent parasocial relationship with her members. They love her and she genuinely loves them, but has doubts in her head because it can't be 'real', right?tl;dr Polka's a 32 year old fucking shut-in mess due to a string of failures in life, and can never appreciate success.
>>29018977She picked up the tete idea after debut
Narrative: I would heem every single one of you if I ever saw you on the street.
>>29018787It's a shitshow, but it's mostly a fun shitshow and not plagued with disgusting pseudo-elitist weebs that can't handle anyone finding out about their sicrit hobby. Reading constant disdain without any levity gets tiring pretty fast, especially since most of it is their true feelings, while (I can convince myself that) most shitposts here aren't meant to be taken seriously
>>29018841Yes, and I admire FBK. She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders.
>>29018977railgun is psuedo lesbo the more recent shit is gay as fuck because of some side characters
>>29018399Kiara constantly implies she and Mori might have done something when Mori wakes up from her benders in order to implant the idea of sex with her into Mori's mind.
>>29018977Yuri anime doesn't tend to be good
>>29018883Bassline cover by Gura when?
>>29018977Even lesbians think yuri anime is garbage.
>>29018981And I just want to hear her sing English Country Roads properly once. No memes, no funny intermissions, no wacky noises. Just the best she can.But I won't get it because of people being dipshits and stupid memers.
>>29018977god I didn't notice during the debut but that kerning is awful
>>29018982no one uploaded it either.
>>29018841Yeah, Mori is a hard worker and I respect her
>>29018570What if Gura had to pay with her body to get those clothes, an Atlantean wouldn't have human money right?
>>29018992Fuck that's one strong narrative.
>>29018858But the risk of being so emotionally dependent to her audience, is that she also becomes super susceptible to the negativity. It means that her motivation is determine by her audience's perception of her, or more specifically, her perception of her audience's perception of her.
>>29019010lol get fucked
I just don't get Mori.How can a strawberry blonde texan bombshell with a perfect body like her have a thing for baby-dicked chinks? There's no way.
>>29018987Hey dumbass censoring names on tweets doesn't do anythingAlso, off topic.
>>29018987Same old skinwalker narrative from 5ch.
>>29018951She's either be furious and break down crying or take it as a sign to immediately jump on Mori. No inbetween >>29018970Yes, but unless she hides in Kanata's room or borrows one of Coco's guns she's not safe in Suisei's domain
>>29018060>What's wrong with this girl?Are you expecting a list?
>>29018195kek wtf?!
>>29018841I think most of them have the kind of drive I could only dream of. If I was Kiara or Ame I wouldve honestly self graduated week 2 tops.Hard work is the most praiseworthy of traits.
>>29018977Have you ever watched Railgun?
>>29018974Yes. All it took was like 30 seconds of Calli asking Kiara basic troubleshooting questions to discern that the problem was Kiara's internet. her speeds were periodically dropping too low to both stream and stay connected to minecraft at the same time, so probably just her new ISP being fuckabouts.
>>29018977All of them have (at least) one crazy lesbian with unrequited love.
>>29019032oh i see poor girl hope shes fine
>>29019028Autism
>>29018977There isn't really a lot of yuri anime thats good beyond being yuri and birds favorites, like most others, are pretty surface stuff. I like yuri a lot and I'm not sure there would even be a single yuri anime among my top 5 either.
>Ina streams less than usual>The threads are worse than everI need her
>>29018977Because being a thirsty lesbo it's just part of the character. She's bi.Hell she spent the last stream lusting after manly Yakuza men. She likes cute anime girls but that's it..
Subaru probably warned all other holos in private about the risks of collabing with chicken...
>>29019028Please be patient she has autism
>>29018987Likely still the whole dumb 5ch subaru narrative.Also if you're going to censor at least censor all the names.
>>29019044>2 week delay on getting internet set up>Immediately shits out
>>29018841Yeah, Calli works hard to the point of recklessness and has the kind of passion I don't think I can even relate to, but I both admire it and am kinda jealous.
>>29019068This. That trashcan was expensive.
I miss the 2010s. Mori and Amelia does too.
>>29019007>yfw Gura sings bassline in her unarchived karaoke
>>29018860>Just ignore the fact that Suisei would date rape you afterwardsPretty sure date rape implies the use of drugs and Suisei would go in 100% raw.
>>29018977>Bakemonogatariuhmmmmm narrativebros???
>>29019076Fax your complaints to the ISP.
>>29019068Do you people genuinely believ this? There is no way it's true
>>29018956Fuck, you're right. Thankfully their marketing department answers quickly.
>>29018098Holodox? More like holohoax
>>29018987Censor the first tweet as well, moronAlso who knows, 5ch makes anti chicken narratives like a bakery makes bread,
>>29018977>bakeKanbaru. They're kind of similar, now that I think about it.>railgunC'mon now, work on your bait, your reps or both.
>>29019070rip i missed it...i fucked up...im sorry
>>29019076The fucking nips can't get enough of fucking with gaijins.
>>29019028She was a a very online fatass until she came to Japan and it fucked up her brain real good. Can we stop posting about it already?
>>29019058Sorry, but FGO just got a new Foreigner servant.Pls understand.
>>29018952>>29018816I really wonder If its her how the fuck did they get the that picture
>>29018977>shit taste in anime>shit taste in gameskiara is a mess
I want to see Ame play AC7 so much bros. I want to hear her gremlin noises as she goes zooming at twice the speed of sound shooting other planes out of the sky. Whose dick should I suck to make that happen, bros?
>>29018977>Favorite anime are Steins;Gate and Raildex>No Fripside Karaoke>No Hacking to the gate KaraokeStep it up Kiara.
How was gurame's clubhouse 51 collab?
>>29018816>>29018952Wait, what?She fooled us one more time?I like Gura and I hope to watch more of her streams.
>>29018008In your mouth?
>>29018999
>>29019028Because she's the standard oldschool 4chan autist from the old days. Think Japan was just like your anime, disregard everything, try to acquire Japanse dick/pussy that doesn't want anything to do with you, then cry about being forever alone
>>29019100is it just coz shes not asian?
Where is actually important stuff like the teamup schedule in all of this
What if we are all the same person? I mean, everyone here seems to say or do everything that I would or that I at least think about. So, maybe, we are all just the same person. There is no difference.
i'm glad gura is trying to eat healthier food.
>>29019101>They're kind of similar, now that I think about it.Oh no doubt I find her a bit annoying.
>>29019111Doesn't AC7 auto trip youtubes content system because they uploaded all the cutscenes as unlisted videos?
>>29019111Maybe if she likes Titanfall 2. I'm an /m/fag so starved for a new AC I started getting into the other AC game.
>>29019076Because, true to form, she did absolutely no vetting of her ISP or the subscription she was paying for and just assumed everything would magically work because paying for internet - all of the internet.What is the problem?It could be that she's on a subscription that's too low for the demands of streamingOr that her ISP is shady and providing a low quality service or intentionally throttling.Or that she didn't configure her modem correctlyOr interference on the lineOr bad infrastructure.Is she going to call her ISP and try to get it fixed? According to her stream with Mori, no. Absolutely not. She doesn't care.
>>29019080Should've posted ChumGuts with this song.
>>29019115they actually hate each other nowt. time traveler
Love her, hate her, or feel indifferent, you have to admit Mori is one of the most interesting Holos to have ever debuted. Her... unique manner of speech, her unique musical direction within Hololive, her cluelessness towards streaming and YouTube culture, and her perpetual klutziness add up to a character with whom you almost never run out of topics to talk about. The fact that she lives rent free in the heads of about 20% of the Anons in this very thread illustrates this quite well.
>>29019064Brainlet.
>>29019117it's the same person in both. eyes/nose/lips match.
>>29018987
>>29019121Disdain for new talents, meaning HoloEN, not (necessarily) new fans
>>29019115Pretty good.I thought it got too heated when Gura and Ame decided to fight to the death at the end though.
>>29018841I admire their creative diligence in a lot of them. Especially Mori and Ina (which are the cloest to being "my oshi"), because I always regret not having had the discipline and dropping all my creative interests over the years.I also really admire the ones that had a rough journey to get here and stuck it out regardless, especially Suisei who managed to preserve her OC through it all just because she didn't want to abandon that persona and the fanbase she had build with it.
>>29019129Me on the receiving end
>>29018399>kiara is the reincarnation of the greek god Aphrodite>mori was behind the assassination of XXXtentacion>gura died last month due to liver failure>ina is constantly in heat and masturbates every other hour>amelia is XQCs sister>haachama is actual a 140 IQ genius and is working on secret teleportation technology>polka does not live in a society>botan is trained in sniper combat and has expert knowledge in automatic weaponry>nene is ina's twin sister>moonas car is actually elon musk's tesla that was shot into space>pekora created the original ogey image to promote herself>SEAniggers are actually trying to protect us>kiara is bring fubuki back with her to austria>yagoo is the 3rd bongandof brother
>>29019124It's surely in one of your tabs, right anon?
>>290191254chan is all just you talking to yourself, how new?
>>29019149Well Gura did call Ame a nigger...
are japs harassing her over the alleged subaru dox or what?
>>29019147Idk, there is a member who gets much more hate than her, and i don't see her complaining (coco)
>>29019139this, but unironically
>>29019028>strawberry blonde texan bombshellShe's a fat fuck now retard.
>your rolo>her reaction to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVdCaczLE8
>>29019028You don't choose who you love anon
>>29019081I could die content at that point.
>>29019028Probably because they're none-threatening. maybe she's been through some shit.
>>29019147Senti.
>>29019028If you lived in texas for any length of time you'd understand how anybody with passion and talent can be utterly mind-poisoned by that place and its awful culture. She's probably attracted to what in her mind are submissive and easygoing guys because she's spent her life surrounded by texan subhumans and is afraid anybody with a spine will treat her like that.
>>29018904God those threads were nice
>>29019134Streaming requires third world bandwidth, something else must be fucked. My guess would be faulty in-house wiring
>>290189875ch latches onto chicken because she takes the bait like this.Even if she hasn't done anything, she has a history of taking the bait, so the schizos gravitate towards her. This might as well be a natural and universal law, since the tranny antis like that one tentacult on twitter chose to attack her too, independent of 5ch.
>>29018488It was definitely an audition considering she talked about nearly botching it due to technical difficulties and skating by on her improv skills. Second track-making stream, after she gets sick of using Adobe's shitty software and turns it into a zatsudan.
>>29019123It's because she attracted the attention of a high profile schizo and 5ch is full of schizos as well
>>29019203this
>>29019014check /t/ holothread
>>29019028is this white fragility?
>>29018883LINE LINE LINE!
>>29019196>Streaming requires third world bandwidthYou know absolutely nothing, 3rd-world bro.
>>29019172Either that or she just read the schizo narratives. I wonder if she knows we've rumbled her skinwalker gambit?
When do you think Kiara will graduate? Would you celebrate it?
>>29018992ITT we make shit up
but why
>>29019110>Hating Working!!I respect your opinion, however unpoplar it may be.
>>29019217When Cover Corp dies and no
keeki* -> kickyricky chickendemon* -> grim reapershark anime -> shark girlWere Ame and Ina the only ones that had no input on their character, or is there something about s*ch*'s previous acc that relates to detectives?
Poor Kiara man, she doesn't deserve this bullshit, I still cant believe Japanese actually believe in that ridiculous narrative
>>29018665dead hour at night(at least for burgers) is calm and fuck and has actual chuuba discussion
>>29019176>thin skinned europoor vs chad americanWell there's your answer,
NARRATIVE IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF NAIVE RRAT4CHAN IS FORTUNE THATS WHY THE LOGO IS A CLOVER
>>29019185>attraction and love are the same thingDumbass
>>29019200>It was definitely an audition considering she talked about nearly botching it due to technical difficulties and skating by on her improv skills.And yet it's been 2 months and nothing has changed. How does HoloEN keep doing this?
>>29019200>It was definitely an audition considering she talked about nearly botching it due to technical difficulties and skating by on her improv skills/hlgg/, would you have hired Mori?be honest
>>29019219Mori, Susei, and Coco are all planning a hostile takeover of Cover
>>29019217never lmao, she'd never quit hololiveand no, i like her
>>29019139And I love every single thing about her.
>>29019229Ame got her character from Gura.
>>29019217anyone graduating would be devastating anon
>>29019109They probably just asked her to send them one, and she didn't think much about it since she was a nobody back then.
>>29019233>breaks contract>comes back like nothing hapened>streams with 3k dislikes>kicks funny guy trying to "shame her on stream"truly chad
My favorite narrative is how people just blindly believe what Coco said in regards to what % of profits the talent recieves
>>29018856Stand down, officer. Don't look into something you can't finish
>>29019124URL has always been the same, just check you history or the archives.
>>29019217Ending and transition is always melancholic, anon. At least for me, I think.
>>29018816ftfy
>>29019245Depends on the competition.I'd give a more concise answer but that would count as doxx/roommate posting, so I won't.
>>29019213Youtube works perfectly fine with an upstream of 6000kbit
>>29019245Yes 100%
Even Miko is making a gundam. Holy shit, power of Peko autism is insane
>>29019132What? Fubuki streamed a whole bunch of AC7, and her vids are still public. Plus I'm pretty sure there are other streamers that played that game, so that can't be true right?
https://twitter.com/TripleKyun/status/1324425368892133377Son of a bitch.
>>29019215She doesn't go to 4chan
>>29019248He said making shit up, not spelling out true facts.
>>29019259found the chink
>>29019229>Were Ame and Ina the only ones that had no input on their character,Ina's a big FGO fan and her character is essentially one big homage to the Foreigner class.As for Ame, pic related.
>>29019197poor chicken
>>29019122Gods we were strong then.
>>29019245Damn man, I dunno. Probably, though. If her audition went like her streams do, then I'd have seen how good she is at pulling kino from the jaws of cringe.
>>29019261She wasn't the first one to say it, she is just the only one that has a clip of it.
>>29019261It's easily the most persistent and with a nearly non-existent amount of proof.
>>29019182No matter how many times you say this it won’t come true ya know ?
>>29019261Other Holos have backed her on it.
>>29019217Hololive is her 2nd chance at idolhood, and if you know chicken's story, she'd never give up this opportunity for anything in her life.
>>29019290Oh shit he did a good job, kek
I'm about to (finally) catch up on both A Way Out streams. Which side view would you recommend ? Ame or Gura ?
>>29019217The other girls have their own future dreams but Kiara is basically living hers sans stage concerts I suppose. If anything she'll be the last to leave, maybe just move into management.
>>29018987How can we gently tell her not to believe the narratives bros?
>>29019183>Fubukihttps://youtu.be/Jcq6UBToU6c?t=5224
>>29019245No, I would've hired shark's sister
>>29019139I agree and I barely watch her.t.teamate
>>29019217When Cover dies
>>29018992That's bullshit but I believe it
>>29018823Did some retard actually make fanart of a greentext? Goddamn legend.
>>29019129i really really love this shark
>>29018009Nice
>>29019229I doubt Ina didn't want to be a Foreigner drawn by kuroboshi. Even more when you take the fact she is a higher-class weeb.
>>29019291It's not a 4chan narrative and she does go to the colony where it originated.
>>29019257I don't even like all the girls but I'd be crushed if they graduated. They're all part of a team and all do their best.
>>29019318I think you have to learn yourself
>>29018125you now realize they had to WAIT for a rbc fan to fact check.
>>29019286Im basing this off Max0r's playthrough. He had some problem with the first vod that took a bit to sort out.
>>29018823LET ME IN I NEED TO THANK THAT AKA
>>29019217Mel didn't graduate even after all the shit Cover put her though.
>>29019316both
>>29019229Ina confirmed she's whaled for abby
>>29019245No, I wouldn't hire anyone who has called idols fake ass barbie bitches.
>>29019245>>29019300She actually confirmed on stream once that she almost fucked up her audition and then did a good improv and got hired, so yeah I'd hire her
>>29019114She's having an unarchived karaoke soon. I would be surprised she doesn't sings Hacking to the gate.
>>29019139she collabed with anitubers and that's extremely unbased, cringe and bluepilled
>>29019229All of them had input, in fact you have to come with a basic concept to the audition.Even if the narrative of Ina having been approached by Cover is true, she definitely had input considering her design.
>>29019117Well few face features match up almost perfectly so, pretty high chance its the same person
>>29019245Highly depends on the competition, bt honestly, probably not
>>29019316Thats not how that game works anon
>>29019217I legitimately think that she might kill herself if she was somehow forced to graduate from hololive.
>>29019229Ina's character is basically a FGO servant, drawn by one of her favorite artists, who's also the artist of her favorite FGO servant. Clearly she had no input.
>>29019257>>29019341This. I was sad when Aloe left, not because I liked Aloe, but because hearing 5th gen make that announcement was soul crushing.
>>29019136
Can I just say something really quick?I fucking LOVE Mori's pet snake.
>>29019317I can see both Kiara and Mori sticking as long as possible. Kiara because it's her dream and Mori for both being unable to drop her commitments/loving this job and also because Hololive has actually helped her achieve her dreams in some way.
>>29019139Yeah, she's great, not sure if I'd have stuck with holoEN if she were replaced with someone more... conventional.
>>29019217I'd celebrate you graduating from life
>>29019309>hey autists, back me up so these retards think we're poorly paid and give us more moneyCan't blame her for hustling you chumps though.
A couple of the Chinese anti twitter accounts who I reported for spamming gore in Coco's replys got banned and holy shit I feel bad for the person who has the job to ban them, they have to basically look at gore and CP all day...
>>29019114Skyclad Observer is the superior S;G opening.
>>29018841I admire Gura for her amazing singing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2dUVuTj7E>uwu funny noise teeheeTHIS is what gets you 2nd most subbed Holo?
What's a good song for Gura's karaoke?
>>29019261I missed it, how much does cover take? 50% after YT 30% cut?
>>29019317>sans stage concertsGive it time. Its been done before.
>>29019245Impossible to answer because it requires knowledge of the other girls who auditioned and how well they did. Based only on what I know now, yes, I would. Based on what I knew about her roommate pre-debut, I'd still hire her.
>>29019387What narrative is this now?
>>29019245Considering her roomate shit which will NOT be discussed here, she had enough experience musically that she would've fallen in the niche of music holo, but since shes rap shed be a fresh addition to hololive as a whole. Honestly the only thing she has issues with was literally streaming experience, but shes not exactly the only holo who didnt know that going in, so hireing entirely on talent wouldnt be a bad move.
>>29019369you're proving his point
>>29019338Don't open.IS THAT A SUNFLOWER, TASKUTE!!!!!
I fucking love how everyone is telling that we need to ignore doxposter in last thread and now in this one everyone is referencing the "new" dox fucking kek
>>29019217She's doing way better than some of her JP senpais, she won't graduate any time soon.
>>29019261Wait, she lied?!I trusted her, can you prove it?
>>29019245It depends on what she's willing to do for me.
>>29019398you have trust issues
>>29019217She will stay as long as humanly possible.And no I wouldn't celebrate if she quits. She's likely going to be a nice senpai for future gens
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>29019357>I FUCKING DARE YOU TO HIRE ME
>ina playing minecraft againits so fucking boring, literally a waste of a stream. I haven't watched a single holoEN minecraft stream and I know despite that fact, I have missed out on absolutely nothing.
>>29019400Being a Twitter janny will legitimately fuck you up in the head.
>>29019217As long as it's not pressure that causes it, then I'm fine with whenever.
>>29019406No, all of them do that. Meme clips get you the subs
>>29018952>>29019109Ikr. I've seen it now...Why does she look like an emo girl weeb from GaiaOnline in 2007? lmaoWhere'd they even find the image..
>>29019418talking about Ririsya, I'm assuming
We have kino upcoming folks>Ame Diaries while hitting 600k>Gura Karaoke>GurAme [Amelia hosting for the first time ever on her channel]>Haachama cooking with Kiara
>>29019396Her debuting first out of the five felt like both the worst decision the management could've made and yet also the best one, simultaneously.
>>29019406Yes, why else would I watch Holo if not for cute funny noises?
>>29019443>>29019441
>>29019387She is super cute.Mori please don't forget about the oni and the snake. Onegai!
>>29019058Tough luck takobro
At least we don't have holostars EN yetI dread to imagine how bad it'll be. Absolute dipshit twitchfags.
stop sending your hitmen to our thread, thanks
>>29018195What's up enma-kun, I want to see Amelia play Hotline Miama for sure.
>Check out these "discord fan channels">See my clip (and I superchatted this one too)They're already fucking here, niggers. The podcast won't change anything.
>>29019261>>29019398>don't believe the words from the talent, believe the words from some random faggot on /hlgg/ saying not to believe the words from the talent
>>29019144>>29019371Yeah I'm not seeing it sorry.
>>29019424but since it's chumflakes the Ayameposter don't give a shitthe writing is on the wall every time
>>29018195Pekora HAS to go through Metal Wolf Chaos
>>29019443Solo Minecraft sucks. Minecraft with other Holos is some of the best content around, which is why i want them to join the JP server already.
>>29019464AT LEAST DO IT WHILE STREAMING FUCK
>>29019139More like 80% .
>>29019245Yes. Her roommates music is enough to know that she has potential.
>>29019470I don't get it, would that clip even be funny for some who doesn't get the 'ogey rrat' joke?Wait a minute, don't tell me...
>>29019382It really sounded like Gen5 got to know each other before their debut and became really good friendsThe whole thing was sad all around
https://files.catbox.moe/1dd6hf.mp4Ame-chan is very thankful for everyone who supports her.
>>29019442>DO IT COWARDS, YOU WON'TAnd then Yagoo did a frontflip dogeza and signed her up on the spot.
>>29019259this but unironically
>>29019470No shit Sherlock.
>>29019139Like Coco, Polka and Moona, she's the chaos agent of her generation. You don't have to like her and she can be a bit strange and unconventional at times, but damn will you notice her presence have an opinion on it
>>29019217Not anytime soon, if you watch her zetsudans you can see that she enjoys streaming quite a bit. And of course I wouldn't celebrate it, even though I don't watch all her streams, I'm not a schizo.
>>29019442Oh shit, now I'm imagining her fucking up her audition and then yelling at Yagoo and other cover employees after they said something along the line of"we don't believe you would make a good vtuber" in the end she gets hired cause they all got scared of loud gaijin woman
>>29019470They lurk and steal shit from here ALL THE TIME.
>181 ips only
>>29019443chicken's solo minecraft is hilarious since she reacts to mobs at night like a horror game
>>29019421What beautiful art. Shame their kit is a fucking mess. Foreigners are just a trash card. No class advantage and literally no special skills to carry them.
>>29019471>yes kaichou, you'd never play me for profit GLORK GLURP please feed me more of your fat cocockChump
>>29019460Considering she sold everyone in this thread on HololiveEN back when the debuts happened, clearly it was the best. Imagine if Ame had gone first.
>>29019208Never occurred to me to look in there, thanks anon
>>29019463Snek already inclined like mad thanks to Mori, she shouldn't need more push from now
>>29019499Rare Ame saying something nice without going "just kidding you guys suck" immediately after
>>29019441Someone need to make one with the sound from yesterday when she BTFOd gameplayfags.
>>29019464>Double nemoGod dammit you lucky tako! Im glad I got vangouh but still!
>>29019465Imagine, for a moment, Foxdemon-tier collabs with Gura and some yet-to-be-revealed guy... forever. Constantly teasing. Constant mockery of her height in a way that not even Fubuki got. Complete domination for everyone to see live on air.
>>29019499cute
https://youtu.be/oSrmnyrRkVMIT'S NOT FUNNY ANY MORE GUYS. HOLY FUCK SOMEONE BE HER FRIEND.
>>29019456How is she a snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_cDJENafV4Is this based or ironic weeb shit?
>>29017897What actually happen during marine shion sleepover and what was the aftermatch
>>29019457also rushia kiara which may or may not be a kino shitshow
>>29019144Wrong person you dumb shit, the current @s*nzawaa which photo you claimed was Gura, is a saudi arabian girlhttps://twitter.com/s*nzawaaYou should stop browsing lolc*w and spreading false info
>>29018977yuri=/= IRL lesbians, a butch friend of mine told me neither she or her gf get anything from it, it's made for boys and maybe some japanese girls
>>29019470there's one thing it'll change anonTeamates will be able to shit on Mori harder for the eternal gap
>>29019538because of the sounds she makes
>>29019486permissions i think
>>29019470We actually got raided a few times by discord faggots, they've been here for weeks, there are multiple channels, all the girls got some fan channels and then there are shitposter ones
>>29019464>I LOVE LALAFELLS AND ABBY CHAN KAWAII MAJI TENSHIUUUOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>29019512>"Really, Yagoo? REALLY, YAGOO!?"
>>29019543Heavy petting, no real fallout.
>>29017959We should have our own board with strict post-per-thread-limits and a very low page-count so that shit falls off the board quickly.
>>29019538She makes hissing noises. sounds likes she's breathing through her teeth or something
>>29019526The inclining is nice but I genuinly want to see a collab because it seems like it would be fun. More the Oni than the Snake though.
>>29019176Coco might as well have a dick because she acts like a man. Chicken acts more feminine so it's harder to take those hits without venting
>>29019387I hope Mori collabs with her in the future.
>>29019486>FGO>permissionskek
Have been missing canvas' or has there not been one recently?
>>29019564How the fuck are these channels even endorsed by the holo wiki?
>>29019536Who?
>>29019454I mean the nose eyes and even lips kind of resemble the other pic but it could still be random girl , but still how the fuck did they got it is beyond me
imagine hololive payday collab
Why hasn't Coco even communicated with the holoENs yet? Weird as fuck considering how she was supposedly some mastermind behind the whole english branch.
>>29019522If Ame had gone first I unironically wouldn't have watched the following four debuts.
>>29019139I was looking through her debut streams last night, doing my archive reps at 5 AM like you normally do, and Mori almost single-handedly changed people's negative perceptions about the quality of HoloEN with her debut. Everyone at the time became much more hopeful and optimistic about the debuts going forward.
>>29019540I hate having to say this, but it's off topict. Deadbeat
>>29019536ENs please save her onegai
>>29019538she's pale like a snake
>>29018789Susan pls
>>29019593Management/her don't wanna bring the chinkstorm to them yet. I say bring it, we can take it.
>>29019194Whats wrong with texans?
>>29019591>encouraging children to rob a bank
>>29019421>lovecraftian sunflowersfucking bloodborne up in this bitch
>>29019540>dude weed lmao SNOOP DOOOOOOGGGGG
>>29019577>Coco might as well have a dick because she acts like a man.Those hip movements aren't manly. Mori's 3D debut will cement her as the designated female Holostar.
>>29019536I hope she collabs with her new EN friends and the start inviting her to cool collabs and she makes friends with everyone at hololive.
>>29019593she got mindbroken by the chinese and she's afraid of hurting holoENs
>>29019536Send it to Kiara and beg her to do something about it. Hopefully she can overcome her fucking keigo autism and be friends with her. Not like she'll get more hate than she already is from 5ch
>>29019540Off topic kill yourself
>>29018789>consider that they have to keep decade old videos online even if no one will ever watch them.They massively lowered quality for those.
>>29018936Is she the only Holo to get figures so far?
>>29019610How would it even affect the english speaking girls??
>>29019176Coco is honestly very strong to deal with that shit the way she does, I admire her a lot for it but not everyone can be like that.
>>29019464Delete, this is still doxxing.
>>29019578Mori has shown a lot of interest in doing collabs with indies, so if Hololive allows it, definitely.
>>29019028because japs won the cultural war, most media that young americans consume comes from japan
>>29019480yeah thats just confirms that ayameposter is just Mori anti and nothing else
>>29019604Fucking report me then coward. Come on, do it you pussy.
>>29018017I always want to bu then I remember that:1. You have to be on discord2. You have to listen to staff
>>29019601I remember thinking “ahhh this will be some nyanners shit for sure” and then she started speaking actual Japanese and the rap mv sealed it for me. I knew the autism was actually real and not just ironic then, holoen was safe
>>29019540It's unironic weeb shit, and not sure if based but I would be able to stand it more if her jp pronunciation was a bit better
>>29019536Her speaking voice is actually kind ugly, ngl
>>29019638Kiara is pretty sensitive to this shit.
>>29019561She will get like 1-2k additional subs per day for a week from it, if that. All the anituberfags who wanted to have already subscribed. It's not like podcast was much of a secret for the last three weeks.
>>29019577>Coco might as well have a dick because she acts like a man.
>>29019290Triple-Q makes god-tier mashups, too bad his channel got nuked.
>>29019648Already did bitch :}
>>29019637>They massively lowered quality for those.They didn't lower shit. That was just the quality you could upload back then.
>>29019661wtf nigger its the cutest thing about her
>>29019558 Anon... your archive reps
>>29019536Daisenpai....
>Hurricane heading towards Flordia>The only thing that came to mind was I was afraid of missing an Amelia stream if my internet goes outAm I retarded or is Ame just in control?
>>29019670uh oh that was a trap broannouncing report is against the rules
>>29019584because they raid the wiki too
>>29019666Cocock..
>>29019176Americans are just born different.
>>29019632Even Kiara is too spooked to ask her to do the talk show
>>29019577
>>29019680Yes
>>29019680at least its not unarchived streams so you should be fine
>>290196681-2k for couple a days is enough to make the gap last
>>29019613mexicans living rent free in their head for 150 years and inferiority complex overcompensated by a strong persona.
>>29019661awful taste
>>29019584i have no idea. i checked out gura's recently out of curiosity, and it's in such a sorry state that it's embarrassing to think of people looking at it as representing her fanbase. there are thousands and thousands of dead members who literally never talk at all. most of the traffic is from bots, like a twitter art bot and a youtube comment timestamp scraping bot. even during streams it's dead as all fuck, with like maybe 30 messages from five or six people the entire stream. i really don't know who those fan discords are supposed to be for.
>>29019139Her debut stream really turned around the narrative on Hololive EN. Once that rap dropped, it was all over.
>>29019680If a flip can survive a hurricane to watch holos then damn it so can you
>>29019147>boardsis she talking about us? i dont think we hate her anymore
>>29019683Well fuck guess this is the last you'll see of me for a while.
>>29019680this is true
>>29019680I feel like recently I've prioritized Ame's stream over real life stuff. You're not alone anon
>>29019693>this clippingInto the fucking trash.
>>29019612what are they gonna rob it with? A nerf gun with thumbtacks in the darts?
>>29019497Oh fuck it hasn't spread has it?
>>29019339She just said she tries to avoid those sites but the narratives get posted in other sites as well.
>>29018936Looks pretty decent for that price tag and being the first of its kind. I wished they made more of these, for that price I would definitely get a few, even with shipping costs.
>>29019680i was in a mental hospital for a week and all I could think about was all the ame content I was missing.... then the day i got out was october 1st....
>>29019670Enjoy your vacation sucker.
>>29019704What if I'm the mexican?
>>29019558You can take someone else's Twitter handle when they change it, some Taiwanese dude did that to create an Artia fake when she removed Hololive from her profile.
>>29019612>brutally murder people in horror games>won't even rob a bank like 12vies do in gta onlinewtf is this shit
>>29019716Cover small indie tech company plz andastd
>>29019716It only clips if the real life size doesn't match the model
Take 5-10 seconds to visualize this thread if come Friday its both Mori and Gura (on discord) on the podcast.
>>29019680do americans really?
>>29019728You could always go back
>>29019690What's the worse than can happen? People will hate her? I swear she's got all of 5ch breathing down her neck already.
>>29019729You're a monster...but clever as fuck, nice shit anon
>>29018718If only they were still this good.
>>29019718That'd be fucking terrifying
>>29019109>>29019454It's not... and even if it is that's dyed hair. Retarded doxfags are literally circling back to their first attempt.
>>29019699Not unless Mori will start streaming regularly starting next week which I'm not hopeful for considering that she still doesn't have the members only schedule for the month up.
>>29019728>mental hospitalthis is a meme right?
>>29019745a goddamn tragedy
>>29019758yab
>>29019746Just you making me imagine it already made me laugh out loud. It's going to be great.
>>29019758Fuck you, I was gunna make this joke in the LoTR watchalong
>>29018009That's the good stuff.
>>29019749God i want to beat lamy's meat sausage
>>29019678You can change twitter handle but you can't change join date, s*nzawa already active in twitter back in 2016, and there's no way g*ra can speak arabic
>>29019758dude wtf
>>29019758I thought this was a dox for a second then I remembered I was the one who made it>>29019776I never watched LOTR please still do
>>29019464Is Captain Nemo any good?
>>29019758It was amazing
>>290192904/4
>>29019758Shrek doxxposting and LOTR numberfagging were some of the most hilarious threads yet
Do you think Gura has any aspirations to release original music? I think something similar to Marine's Ahoy video would do really well.
>>29019728>amefag is a schizoshocking
>>29019758dunkey is black?!
>>29018060I'd miss people who throw money at me too.
I used to have near constant suicidal ideation but now I feel the need to live until I see Mori get a 3D model debut.We were promised breakdancing.
>>29019217I fucking hate these “what will happen when X graduates”. Yesterday it was Gura now it’s Kiara. You niggers are insufferable.
All 5 EN girls should've been titty monsters.
>>29019768 no but I still love ame
>>29019765that hasn't aged well
I am positive Gura is on the spectrum.That is all.
>>29019588>>29019763one other piece of info is the oldish iMac in the background, the blue idiot used to have a mac for her old youtube videos.
>>29019661I love this intentionally awful take. Take your (You)s and go.
>>29018977Railgun is aggressively gay as fuck and full to the brim with yuribaiting.
>>29019809https://open.spotify.com/album/1SDf0jHhPze326ZBLHd9QS
>>29019809she replied to an SC inquiry a couple of weeks ago saying that she wants to record songs, maybe original, maybe covers. "yes."
>>29019765but she does stream regularly now, anonchamait's not Ame output but it's regular
>>29019835Everyone in Hololive is besides maybe Botan
>>29019758huh
>>29018195INA: Katana Zero
Are any Larsposters still here or did the life reps pay off and they escaped this shithole?
>>29019849Botan is just a more functional autist
>>29019727It might happen, maybe they're waiting on this one to actually release to gauge interest or something, but I have no doubt they'd be able to sell this shit like crazy, imagine a korone nendoroid or something, no way that doesn't pay off.
>>29019121Bet it feels good to be that brown dude
>>29019828Yes, give oppai Gura
>>29019822Please don't take Mori's promises seriously. She doesn't even remember them half the time.
>>29019835>>29019849Wow, she's just like me!
>>29018195WORMSWORMSSSSSSSPLAYWORMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>29019783Gee Lamy, how come Botan lets you eat TWO weiners?
>>29019853I do not get it.
>>29019548I'm used to watching chicken rage or have menhera episodes but after checking a couple of rushia clips I'm scared. She's insane.
>>29019746just Mori is enough, Gura would probably end /hlgg/
>>29019680>>Hurricane heading towards Flordiauh oh. get ready for no-shark week.
>Scoured reddit>Scoured these discords>Scoured god knows what elseI'm convinced now. The girls are here. This is the only genuine community for EN. The greater internet is either a dustbowl of bots, leeches or asskissers. That environment is stagnant and stifling. Only bugs can survive out there.
>>29019822Living life is just about finding reasons to put off killing yourself until you either suddenly die from outside causes or from old age.
>>29019613Most of them live in some weird fictional version of the past that's somehow actually worse than the real past. It's hard to put the nuance and texture of their particular brand of awful into words but it legitimately drives you to insanity dealing with them.
>>29019561Who even cares about the gap? It's not like their fanbases even overlap, they do completely different content.I think I've only ever seen 2 posts about it and it was probably the same dude.t.teamate
>>29019758YOU'VE RUINED GINGERBREADMAN FOR ME FOREVER!
>>29019400Good work. I got 8 this week. They seem to be getting shadowbanned as opposed to outright blocked but I guess it's better because they won't realize that nobody but their followers can see their messages for a while
>>29019768You thought schizo posting was a joke?Hahaha.
Just woke up What new schizo narratives did I miss?
>>29019889I doubt Kiara or Ame wants to ever come here
Miko just announced that she's joining EN gen zero.
>>29019006happy sugar life
>your holo>your worst fetish
>>29019874If I have to remind her in an akasupa then I fucking will.
>>29019844Going one week on schedule is not yet regularly. She has three memeber only streams to do this month. At the current rate she will have to do them all last week and it will be completely dead otherwise again.
>>29019869Botan brute forced it with age. That's the only thing that separates her from the rest.
>>29019834When was this ? On twitter
>>29019836I mean i am not arguing could be could be not, its just still confusing how this photo came by
>>29019912kiara has TWO guns
>>29019912Sharkmeido is Gura's brother>>29019919>Gura>Brown stockings
>>29019497ogey rrat breached containment a long time ago
>>29019919kiararyona
Aqua has become the most subscribed Holo on Bilibili.
>>29019919Mori.Women eating a lot of food.
>>29019919KiaraSnuff
>>29019919>Calliope>
Likes Collabs>Kiara>Marine>Suisei>Would prefer not to CollabAquaKoronePekora>Would prefer to Collab, too shy to initiateThe rest>Wants to Collab, Management doesn't want them to taint the other Holos/be tainted by the other HolosSoraCoco
I see this art, but I don't see the stream. What gives?
>>29019894I sometimes bring it up during very boring thread to start some shit between Teamates and Deadbeats
>>29019919GuraNns_momon's belly button piercing stuff
>>290198752d Worms (World Party/Armageddon) is going to be the most incredible experience and will remain in the collective human memory for ages to come.any newer 3d worms is going to be a boring disaster because it's completely soulless and no one will be able to hit anything.
>>29019913Kiara? Sure. But Ame's definitely a /v/ermin.
>>29019926From her previous member schedule
>>29019926No, members post when she announced the last set of members streams.
>>29019919GuraGuro
>>29019947Yeah that checks out
>>29019536Legit want Gura to collab with her, forget the honorifics like she does and treat her with friendliness, Sora just rolling with it because she's a foreinger and then just have fun, that, and JP melt down for the disrespect would be great to watch.
>>29019825Guess what will happen tomorrrow :^)
>>29019912Good lord that is an erotic body
>>29019950Sora...
>>29019919>Ina>Girls smoking a kiseru
>>29019914Miko English only stream soon
>>29019919AmeHyper Scat
>>29019958Well I still doubt she comes to /hlgg/ when we constantly are fucking things up for her
>>29019919MoriPissing into a person (anal, vaginal, or oral)
>>29019919Mori/AkiHaachama's vomit vid gave me a boner and since then I looked up some extreme deepthroat and vomit vids
>>29019144They're both heavily filtered so it's hard to tell anyways. Go back to your farm and stop trying to peddle shit without proper confirmation.
Which holo is made for ryona and why is it Ina?
>>29019889>he didn't recognize the (you) he got from his oshiI pity the foo
>>29019217nothing will change if kiara graduatesshe is that shit
>>29019993It's Kiara
>>29019883>checking a couple of rushia clipsPost them.
>>29019919ameliapantyhouse
>>29019912God I want to pound her ass and grope those fat tits so hard.
>>29019974she knows like 10 english words and used them all already in the strip club scene in gta5, how the fuck will she manage?
>>29019913i dont want to come here, yet here I am
>>29019979man, you'll love her collabing with Suisei I guess
>>29019993>Not Gura
>>29019950Do you think pekora complained about moona to her manager?
>>29019919AmeUnequal power dynamics
>>29019690Can you confirm or are you just assuming? she is in talks with Pekora already and is busy collabing left and right. I can see her asking Sora soon. And Kiara is so good at talking that I can see her getting along with Sora
>>29019919>Gura> dyed hair and black hoodie
>>29019977You'd be wrong then
>>29020013That's actually my dream collab, but why?
>>29019548Was that clubhouse games? or am I just misremembering something here as something she actually said?
>>29020011Elite will manage to do it
>>29019919Amelia NTR
>>29019536>Stop calling me goddes!>but I like it thoSo wich one is it you mixed signal emiting dork?
>>29019966Gawr Guro...
>>29019889In posts per minute this is at least the fastest English community, and they all clearly know about the place at least.
Dudes, I'm letting out a very particular kind of fart right now.
>>29019919Kiara/ss/
>>29019919AmeliaSpanking until bloody
>>29020020Yes
G-GURA SAMA? I KNEEL
"Dear Gura, we hadthe best time ever. Thank youfor playing with me."-Ame
>>29020034there's a certain anon that'd love to pee in Suise's butt
>>29020050Thanks for the update Mori
Will the gurame collab top this?
>>29019768My oshi is Mori and I was in a mental hospital recently, but that was because I tried to strangle my neighbor to death because I thought he was a home invader. But it turns out I got black out drunk, broke into his house, slept in his guest bed and when he came to wake me up and figure out who was in his house, I took it as someone breaking into my room. Long story short I almost crushed an old man's wind pipe and beat him bloody. I didn't miss the tier 3 memebership stream.
>>29019577Uhh, have you seen her dance?
>>29019913Kiara doesn't need to come here when the spiciest anti narratives come her way on their own. Like people taking screenshots and showing her. She's the type who can't close it.
>>29019927Autists dug up anyone that used to be active on Youtube and went through the list that sounded remotely like *zawa. It's from one of the channel's archived twitter profiles.
>>29019919MoriGuro and cannibalism
>>29018779based janny poster.
>>29019919KiaraCum drinking, but im the one drinking the cum
>>29020004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT89v_plpiEThere's worse Im sure
Wasn't Kiara meant to stream some rice farming game today?
>>29020073Kinda gay
>>29019919guraamputees
>>29020063they'll probably go for the more speedy games like boxing and air hockey. expect lots of shit-talking from both sides.
>>29020026I don't remember the exact stream but it was within the last week or two when she really into detail on her plans for the talk show, people were mentioning possibilities and Sora came up. They did meet at the studio when she collab'd with Nene though.
>>29020040It's a safety net. She knows if she really put her foot down on being called a Goddess, people would get angry and Antis would seize upon it.
>>29019788Anon... This is like watching Ame play a puzzle game...
>>29020040she's just being a woman, she likes the compliment but not when it creates distance
>>29020065
>>29019919MoriHunter/prey dynamic
>>29020063The chess game is in a league of its own but I do think the "loser has to do what the winner says" batsu game will make this interesting.
>>29020044That's not counting lurkers too. I won't be surprised if there's actually 300-400 people total during the threads
>>29020065What the fuck.
>>29019919InaGirl monsters
>>29020082Switch release is tomorrow.
>>29019183>>29019319I fucking love that game and that specific moment is like one of the most kino things I saw in any media. To answer the question, Ina would likely go "ooooOOOOOOOOO" and you would hear the grinning and awe in her voice.
>>29020088I'm bi lol, tho the other way around is great too, I just wanna be bukkaked
Dear Gura my babeYour cunny is soft and yummyI wanna ground pound
>>29020068also that twitter profile said they were a fan of heavy metal music. conclusion: NOT HER
>>29019963Oh bitch always forgetting shit
>>29020073Are you at least drinking it out of a woman's fucked holes?
>>29019919InaCorruption/Moral degeneration
Your oshi talked to a man today. Someone that wasn't you.Inside her head, she was thinking he was kind of cute.
>>29020059It was hilarious that it was actually 575. I forget but I don't think it was a straight copy of any haiku from Hunt for the Wilderpeople.
>>29020065I believe this happened and I also believe that you are a Deadbeat because why would anyone lie on the internet to make Deadbeats look bad?
>>29020063Nah, they'll just play cardgames for 66 minutes
>>29019828Ina with the same outfit but bit tits would get flagged harder than Choco does
>>29019919GuraPiss, but I'm the one doing the pissing
>>29019809Her biggest dream was having one of her songs on musedash.So the answer is yes, but not as much as before.
>>29020040She's just asking to not be put on a pedestal. If people called her a goddess but actually collab'd with her instead of fearing their daisenpai it wouldn't be a problem.
>>29020124One too many syllables in the second line, you fucking retard.
>>29020088what if your oshi asked you to lap your own nut outta her?
>>29020065>I didn't miss the tier 3 memebership stream.Based T3 bro, what a story tho, damn
>Big - GUUUH- ups for the A--kasupa... guh
>>29020130Not necessarily but that's hot too. A m/m/f threesome is like my dream
>>29019788holy shit anon. just browse the archive ffs. there are a lot of details aside from that that couldnt be just a coincidence. youre treating it like the twitter handle thing is the missing link or some shit
>>29019977She's been doing attempts to filter niggers out and most of the time, with limited success, it ends up as a /hlgg/ circlejerk. We ARE over-represented and I don't want that to change. No one else has the autism to achieve what we can achieve.
>>29018782It wasn't entertaining.
>>29020133My oshi has incestuous feelings towards her father?
>>29020147Well you got me there
>>29020065Possibly the funniest shit I'll read all day so thanks for that.
>>29019666>Moving you ass is hard.
>>29018195Masterful bait what will you do with all of your (You)
>>29020065Deadbeats attempting murder now
>>29019919InaCuckold/Netorare
>>29020124>another oneHoly shit how many fanart of this scene has been made so far?
>>29020065This is your brain on deadbraps
>>29020146Cunny is a magical word that is only one. Get on my level.
>>29020065What's wrong with deadbeats?
Guys, if you don't remove the swastikas and shit on the /hlgg/ minecraft server, your oshi will never visit it.
>>29020065I guess Mori fans are most likely to be dumb drinkers. I will believe this
>>29019835Being mentally stunted or autistic is practically a requirement to work at Hololive at this point.
>>29020063This will likely be the first clubhouse 51 that's actually competitive, but in terms of mindbreaking the viewers absolutely not.
>>29020133I know, the thread wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
>>29020186Who are you, my mom?
>>29020065If your oshi can drink you under the table, then maybe it's time to reevaluate your life choices.
>>29020149"based" as they do say
>>29020171Coco moving her ass makes me had, yes.
Is there anyone here who isnt actually a falseflagger?
>>29020178it is kawaii after all
Watched new Fake Type video and that pretty good MV, good fucking job. But of course there's some asshole in the comments, directly in replies to DD, mentioning Mori by full name. Why are people like this?
>>29019913These are the two that most definitely do.Kiara is the classic "alright, I'm never visiting this place again" and comes back the next day, and Amelia recognizes this is the best place to get honest opinions and she trusts herself (maybe to much) to be able to filter out the garbageMori is too busy, Gura is too fragile, Ina actually left and didnt came back.
>>29020198No I'm a Hololive EN member.
>>29019919amedouble barrel blowjobs
>>29019919KiaraDon't have, I'm a Vanilla chad
Whats the next stream?
i'm sorry, haachama, but your ASMR just doesn't do anything for me.
>>29020149I first posted the original pic specifically in the hopes of someone editing it. Thank you, anon.
>>29020122well i wish i could confirm it myself, but people change music taste with age thats nothing new
>>29020141>fearing their daisenpaiI recall matsuri saying she, SOra, nene and others were in a poop group
>>29020167Can't blame her. Todd is a pretty good looking guy.
>>29020218Ina MC in two hours
>>29020065Friendly reminder to never fuck with a deadbeat...
>>29019889This is the actual worst place to discuss hololive because its infested with genuine antis, shitstirrers, and doxxposting stays up for hours at a time.
>>29020186It's called a manji you uncultured pig
>>29020218Ina minecraft, about 90 minutes.
>>29020205I genuinely love Mori and want to gas all doxxniggers.
>>29020205no it's falseflaggerrs all the way down
>>29020149>big upswtf does this mean? is it like a reddit upvote?
>>29020065What did I just read?
>>29020136I actually went back and checked the haikus in the movie afterward. The closest line would probably be the final haiku with "And it was the best".Still sweet of Ame to make it a haiku, especially since Gura kept bringing them up. I wonder if Gura was there for the watchalong?
>>29020205Me. I have autism. I refuse to lie.
>>29020205No, I am a trueflagger
TAMANEGI NO UMAMI
Apologize or I'll suffocate you to death
>>29019912I love this new, American style Haachama
>>29020211I'm convinced part of Mori sucking at time management stems from her still wasting a shitload on those threadsStream more you dumb bitch, you owe us a karaoke
>>29019858
>>29020200you can tell coco was made in america
>>29018992Is it even possible to cure menhara-ness? Especially when they try to sabotage the relationship to prove to themselves that it will end up like usual, with her alone at the end.
>>29020228He is 5'4.
>>29020218Ina Minecraft, just leave until then.
>>29020065Based fan of retards attempted poetry.
>>29020209Don't look at k*on's chat if you think that's bad. Every holo whose roommate is an open secret is like that and it will only get more obnoxious. Mori really didn't know what she was applying for.
>>29020209They lack self-awareness. It's the same shit when I watch a Gura clip and see retards mentioning her roommate, calling her out by name, and even when they're all "if you know, you know, wink wink". People just lack the ability to shut the fuck up.
>>29020065Based and murderpilled
>>29019919InaGuro
fuck, sorry chumbuds I wont do the rest my dick is too hardhttps://files.catbox.moe/1kek3h.png
>>29020205Nah, the only shitposting I've ever done here is pretending to know nothing about touhou to piss off the locals occasionally.
>>29020209normies have zero respect for kayfabe. in retrospect it was probably kind of retarded in terms of opsec for cover to only recruit well-established English personalities for the first gen of holoEN
>>29019885This is untrue, I would know if Gura was a Florida fag cause she would probably be a regular at my game store, no way I could miss that
>>29020065Good job for not missing the stream, deadbeat!
>>29020241It's just hip-hop slang, another way to say "shout out to"
>>29020282UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>29020282
>>29020205I love my Mori and refuse to pretend otherwise.
>>29020248I'll take my chances
>>29020149"Based"
>>29020205I'm falseflagging a falseflagger falseflagging a falseflagger
This is the sleepy rrat.It's here to remind you that 27 minute naps improve your mood and energy drastically.
>>29020068well thats kind of reaching too far
>>29020149Big ups for this anon
>>29020282Holy based
>first day of work tomorrow, really good and weekly pay, not strict at all, I'll even have a three day weekend afterwards if I play my cards right>the bus will pick me up at 5:50, Gura's karaoke starts at 5:00>I'll be able to see only 40 minutes of it at bestChumbros hold me... And archive it please...
>>29020044this is amelia, she has a magnifying glass
>>29020282Based for including the tail
>>29020287if a literal-who like Ame got found, it means it didn't matter really
>>29020068So it's just some random person who looks vaguely similar with no logical connection. Amazing how antis are so desperate that they're just straight up making shit up now.
>>29020294Am I weird if I specifically think Mori's eyebrows are attractive?
>>29019129How do you draw depth-of-field accurately?
>>29020200Gay
>>29020282yooo
>>29020325it's public unarchived, clip channels will be all over it
>>29020205I only falseflag as a falseflagger in order to derail further falseflagging
>>29019919KiaraLarge anal insertions
Fuck it, I'm gonna say itIna is not that cute, she tries too hard
>>29020325Do you not have a smart phone and headphones?
>>29020325its public stream, so i assume whole stream will be reposted on yt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmcKtLLqXxY>when you see Ina
>>29020200Marine moving around like a granny gets me every time
>>29019147Is this about the haters in this thread or does she receive hate via other forms of communication too?
>>29020335i don't know if there are established techniques for doing it by hand, but there are focus blur models you can use where you draw a depth map and then use it to blur the image.
>>29019950Since Moona, I think Pekora will start to reconsider her "no human interaction" blanket policy. Here's hoping she gets better before collabing with the loud scary gaijins.
when does Mori's trash taste episode air?
>>29020334Literally every single thing about her is attractive. She does have very appealing, slender brows, though.
>>29019919KiaraRyona is pretty bad right? Let's go with that
>>29020325Watch it on your phone on the bus? sit at the back if you're embarassed.
>>29020335Blur?
>>29020325yes, we will be recording. do your best at your new job!
>>29020334A little bit but I don't have that kind of fetish so maybe it's not as weird as I think it is.
>>29020200>American>from Georgia>those movements>FROM GEORGIACoco was a fucking stripper
>>29018628MY EYES
>no madlibsnon-americans don't even know
>>29020065Based
>>290203645ch. Japanese is her main language if you haven't noticed yet.
>>29020375the friday/saturday of current weekevery week
>>29020357That's a wordy way of saying she's a westernised Asian.
>>29020205Me, I just want to mating press Mori so hard she wants to become a mother.
>>29019919KiaraSadism. I wouldn't do it with her though.
>>29020394coco out on cheshire bridge
>>29019197Kiara should learn to code a hate-filter that removes hate from incoming messages.Or just use a manager to get the good stuff.
>>29020257Ain't no Japanese girls movin' like this.
>>29020394That'd be pretty hot
>>29020394>WasWhen she gets a 3D swimsuit model it's back to the hustle for her.
>>29020359>walking into your first day at job with headphones on, watching an anime loli singinganon, your IRL job reps...
>>29018856I actually like it...
>>29020386She has two sets of eyebrows
>>29020357You are free to think as you wish.Though all thoughts will lead to Ina eventually
>>29020386My hearth skips a little whenever I see one of these closeups, this so some dangerously cute shit
>>29020205I just want to have fun and talk about holos.
>>29020282i didn't miss any more of these while i slept did i
>>29020200Marine is such a fucking gremlin I love her
>>29020260>Todd is short>Gura is shortIT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>29020386jesus christ those closeups are lethal
>>29019993Amelia wants to get beat the fuck up by the rest of holoEN on stream.Kiara attracts suffering like a Looney Toons character so its inevitable.Ina is probably Hard M but bruising is probably too much for her.
>>29020335The closer something is the more detail, while the farther something is the less detail it will have. Do your five point perspective reps anon.
>>29020365Is it japanese autism or specifically Marine showing her granny side?
>went to sleep really late after antichamber>completely slept through dead hoursNice, just in time for Ina Stream
>>29020205I falseflag as a kenzoku so people post more art of Towa
>>29020394Absolutely. She worked at a club in Atlanta called Club Seduction.
>>29020287>well-established>AmeliaNigga what?
>>29020289Florida's a big place.
>>29020200Marine has to be most out of shape Holo right? In every 3D stream she's done it looks like she struggles to move.
>>29020375 Assuming it is the next episode... Saturday morning jst, around midnight utc I think. at least, based off whenever people calmed the fuck down in previous weeks
>>29020122 can you post source at the end of the thread
>>29020421Imagine how thick her second tail is
>>29020363>apparently van gogh is fused with the color out of space
>>29020376>>29020386I don't understand what it is about these close-ups that gets me, but they do. Some psychoanalyst in these threads probably has an idea.
>>29020355>Large anal insertionsI ruined an ex-gf with that. It was online, of course, so she did stuff online for me. Kept convincing her to go bigger and bigger over the next three years. Her butt got so dilated, no human being could ever please her anymore. Feel bad for the next dude she was with, she probably needed to be fisted to get off anymore.
Today I will rewind them.
>>29020465Her cute little butt was well established on my lap.
>>29020468>Marine has to be most out of shape Holo right?Luna....
>>29020444Ina is SPECIFICALLY only for smothering, restraining and strangling.
>>29020468I think luna was most unfit
>>29020287You're only really describing Gura and maybe Ina depending if you followed that art niche.
>>29020282you are a hero
>What time is it?>TAKOTIMEI don't get it this time. Is she trying to make one of those bad minecraft jokes?
>>29018009UOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>29020472People will 100% shitpost, luckily they already did this every single week since we found out, that surprise factor is gone and it's not gonna be as bad
Is Amelia so popular because she's the most "normal" down to earth personality? She's just the average, lonely, shut-in, weeb girl that is obsessed with anime and video games.
>>29020468Luna is unironically worse.
>>29020482You like her a lot. I watch Mori and don't feel the same thing, but feel something similar with Kiara closeups.
>>29020494Her recent ring fit stream was the funniest thing ever
Can you guys go at least 12 hours without roommate posting?
>>29020486Good, I need to do that with my Shrek 2 VHS.
>>29019919KiaraArchitecture
>>29020357Those are fighting words faggot.
>>29020260Oh my, that is quite short!
>>29020504Yes. Same with Gura.
>>29020430Nah, I just caught her mid-frame there because I liked the side glance. The bottom lines are still part of her eyes, not the brows.>>29020432>>29020441>>29020482I've been going back and taking screenshots like I promised several days ago. The close-ups plus the softer, more breathy and girly way she speaks when doing them, is a heart-stealer.
>>29020486NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29020421Christ Almighty...
>>29020486I still have the VHS to pic related.
>>29020504>obsessedIt's her primary hobbies, but I wouldn't call her obsessed.
>>29020486IS THAT A FUCKING VHS
>>29020421Coco must give fucking insane lap dances.
>>29020205I falseflag during dead hours to shit up this place so all these fucking newfags, crossboarders and tourists get boredI'm sorry anon, I know it's annoying for actual good posters but my retarded brain can't come up with a better solutionI don't doxxpost though, fuck that
>>29020504She's streams twice as much as the rest and makes cute noise, and it's funny and her design is the hottest of the 5.
>>29020504that's definitely part of it
>>29020492She'd probably love to be tied down and choked like in one of her doujins.Too bad she's massive hikki that wouldnt leave her room if it was on fire.
>>29020534MORI NO
>>29020421Hey, thats Kiara's gun!
>>29020486That reminds me of how much I want to buy all of Lain on VHS
>>29019912Polka collabed with Polka until Polka hit a subscriber milestone and Polka had a lot of fun with Polka and they were really cute.
>>29020540She's just too fucking cute
>>29020540>Now it's just you... and me.
>>29019512>Stands there. Towering over them. Only staring.
Cute trinity art.
>>29020504She's literally me as a girl but she won the lottery by getting into hololive and I'm happy for her. Also her voice is cute.
>>29020553That's right Jay
>>29020500octopus (tako) is pronounced like tacotaco time is a fast food chain
Shark butt.
>>29020504>Is Amelia so popular because she's the most "normal" down to earth personality?Thats Gura, Amelia is anything but "normal".
>>29020526Gura has ended Among US narratives, so antis are resorting back to doxxing. It's all they have left and nobody really cares anymore. It's pretty sad.
>>29019139>Mori is one of the most interesting Holos to have ever debutedyou mean the worst.
>>29020421So it's agreed she twerked for YAGOO right?
>>29020486I need to go return some video tapes
>>29020421that's how them hoes be in the ATL
>>29020555Well, whatever you're doing, it's not working
Original skinwalker poster here. I started selling the Kiara skinwalker narrative for shits and giggles after reading an accusation from that /cgl/ colony. Is uh.... the jp bros actually taking it seriously or is it just shitposting? I'm sorry bros I should've taken my meds and shouldn't have summoned /x/. Please tell me Chicken is alright she's funny and upbeat.
>>29020585Whoops, forgot to link the tweet.https://twitter.com/noedelsgeest/status/1326584085989351424?s=19
>>29020592yeah, I get that, but she uses takotime all the time, so It's not even a pun anymore, it's just one of her things.
>>29020504When look at all the her genmates you realize everyone has special talents specific to them but when you look at Amelia it's hard to decipher what it is unless you watch her streams more and realize its her soul.
>>29020504>simple but good design>latinxs and japs love blonde hair>massive boobsshe cute
>>29020597We found one of the 20%
>>29019257Says who? I'd celebrate if Calli gets kicked out.
>>29020421God I want to fuck Coco so bad
are you excited for the Space Daddy watch along with Ame?
>>29020540Oh god, I genuinely feel warm whenever I see this, can't wait for her stream tomorrow
>>29020595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Unxp5sCmM4
>>29020621idk i don't watch her because korean
>>29020603>won't even collab with her fellow ATLantean
>>29020258Nah, she's totally fucked. The black company fallout has her crippled. You think she does this for money? Her roommate made nearly seven figures a year between streaming and fanbox.Polka does it for the attention. And I don't think the vanity sort, like I said, it's because she is a lonely internet hikki so it's the only connection she has grown to understand.After what happened to Polka before, and then reinforced with the Aloe shit, she knows she doesn't control her fate, and it can all get taken away overnight.Someday sooner or later, she'll be alone.
>>29020490>>29020494>>29020511Jesus christ... how is that even possible?
>>29020617cute
>>29020421Over sized tits 5/10
>>29020596Did she say anything about it last night's stream?
>>29020484Mind if I use this anecdote as my fap material tonight, anon?
>>29020638I still need to watch John Wick 1
No wonder Haachama makes her ASMR member only. The number of underaged EOP coomers in her chat is absolutely disgusting.
>>29020638"Space Daddy"... he's a daddy... in space.
>>29020421Is there any video of K*** dancin like that?
>>29020655What are you fucking gay?
>>29020638>OH MY GOD! It's Hololive EN's Gawr Gura!
>>29020653Go watch Lunas 3D debut. She literally is dying after 5 minutes.
>>29020486VHS?Vulnerable Hololive Server?Voyboy Hugging Subaru?Vandalizing Haachama's Socks?Victims of Houshou's Sexuality?Voyeour Hoshinova Surrenders?What does it mean???
>>29020468Luna and Korone are worse.
>>29020655Nonsense! Tits can never be too big!
>>29020468No, that's Okayu
>>29020645Gura doesn't want to get mogged by Coco's ass, The only way the ENs can defeat her is by Kiara and Mori double assteaming her
Which EN has the largest female following
>>29020653>>29020679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI9aye8uTCkThe best thing about Space Dandy is the OP
>>29020504There's all kinds of reasons, but the most important is that she's entertaining to watch. She understands streaming the best within holoEN.
>>29020628>20% source for this number?
>>29020540>the softer, more breathy and girly way she speaks when doing themLiterally the only time I think she must know exactly what she's doing. It'd be impossible for her not to be doing it on purpose.
>>29020484I'm not surprised anon, anal training is one of the most fun things to do with an e-gfaddicted one of mines to dp
>>29020638Yes, I had been wanting to rewatch it for a while now. Finally gave me an excuse to.
>>29020674https://youtu.be/9a7_lq72xlk
>>29020681>Korone is out of shapeI didn't think it was possible to be this new. Jesas.
>>29020655gay
>>29020591It's better than DVD, what a terrible format!
>>29020678>I'm gonna cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
>>29020689gura
>>29020706Easily over $1000
>>29020709dont make me post it
>>29020638>Gar Goyle is still taller than the manlet JayJEsus christ will they ever learn?
>>29019995I'm happy for the girls even if they don't read my post.
>>290207061 lowest tier membership
>>29020685Look at Luna, Okayu is chubby and isnt that bad like her
>>29020658Said she had fun and it was her own fault for playing badly. Don't really believe she had fun, but it had to be said to placate the narratives and get people to chill.
Not only did hlg* kill many 2hu, we also killed a niji thread
>>29019139Yeah, I fucking love her man
>>29020697this baby is drawn too fucking sexy on the lower half
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM that all the girls are trying their best and at the end of the day they're all real people. pic unrelated i just like it
>>29020701His ass. He thinks people should only like what he likes.
>>290207061 month of membership plus $30 in superchats
>>29020706$15 between two superchats (Both she read and enjoyed, fuck bankers) and a month of membership
>>29018464Just imagine the big bloated belly thats out of frame
>>29020698anime watchalong is cringe becuase we have to watch the opening and ending every time
>>29020706$4.99
>>29020532Tiles fetish anon ?
>>29020649i choose not to believe these narratives and believe that she's happy
>>2902070615 BRL to each
>>290207060i dont give money to women
>>29020748No Calli, you are cringe
>>29020709You're the newfag. All these boxing stories are things newfags latch on to say she's fit. Korone is one of the oldest Holos and she's not in great shape.
>>29020706not counting, it's too insignificant as a % of earnings
>>29020732All in a days work
>>29020486>The future is now Old Man!
>>29020748You would know about cringe.
How does Kiara stay genki for hours on end?
>>29020726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnFgoBYAWNM
Oh no Gura's new healthy soup diet has given her a massive growth spurt!
>>29020200Is marine the best performer acting wise? her roomate by no means looks out of shape, or that old, but she's really selling it with her performance,also why is her fucking head so big?
>>29018992Kiara and Polka wanted to collab because after hearing eachother's lifestories from other members they both went "oh shit thats me" at the same time.They both feel like they 'ruined' the collab, for their own reasons.
>>29020482If a cute girl you like getting intimately close to you doesn't make your heart race you might be fucking gay. It's not that complicated. ガチ恋距離. It's an old idol trick appropriated by vtubers.
>>29020738>that all the girls are trying their best and at the end of the day they're all real people.Doesn't change the fact that I still literally hate Calli
>>29020706about 175 USD
>>29020748Takes cringe to no cringe huh Calli
>>29020730Chubby, are you joking? She's obese
I haven't slept in 2 days and Ina is streaming in an hour. I feel like I'm destroying myself.
>>29020748mori is an ironic weeb confirmed
>>29020706A little over $50. It was payday, I was in a good mood, and I had fun during the stream.
>>29020504Its because she stream the most and you can see she enjoys it + even though people doesnt want to admit they love twitch gremlins like her
>>29020748true anime chads do this anyway
>>29020748should be in your ballpark then
>>29020782>CalliYou're also a newfag
>>29020748>Skipping Sorairo daysMorichama!?
>>29020776Delete this
>>29020726Post it if you want doxbrap, what she looked like 8 fucking years ago does not change the fact that she is constantly cited by her colleagues as one the most physically fit, if not the fittest among them and it does not change her playing ring fit for 10 fucking hours without ever needing to even sit down.
>>29020653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOpkqtlP8Ys
>>29020774happy pills
>>29020111We have about ~15 threads on a slow day. Those 300 posters are not always the same.This doesn't include lurkers.
>>2902070615 in 2 supas.Second tier memba since the prechat of her membership stream.
>>29020706about $20 in supas, $10 in membership and $5 in subs to her twitch
>>29020799No one cares.
>>29020785lmao she is definitely not obese you can literally find her roommate on yt a see for yourself
>>29020540If Mori ever goes full GFE I might have to quit the internet cold turkey for a month or longer. My wallet wouldn't be able to take it.Yes, I'm that weak and pathetic.
How was the TLOTR watch along? What version did Kiara use?
>>29020708>Mori 3D debut>yoyoyo what’s up motherfuckers check this out I’ve been practicing>attempts doing backflip>falls on head and passes out>1 hour before stream is finally cut with mori just passed out and chat going crazy
>>29020718>I FUCKING LOVE CUNNY
>>29020829It gave us an entire ad. I'm pretty sure it was the cinema version.
>>29020681>Korone is out of shape>The girl who boxes as a hobbyIn every 3D stream she's ever done, she literally bounces around for hours and never shows any sign of being tired. Korone has infinite levels of energy.
>>29020803
>>29020736I think people forget who Luna's papa is.
>>29020767Literally just watch her ring-fit adventure streams and collabs newfag and fuck off.
>>29018341>is too expressive to be conventionally attractive in Japan.I believe this. Someone have that screencap of expats trying to date in Japan?
>>29020843I'm gonna have to disagree with you this time
>>29020799You must be the newfag if you don't recognize "I literally hate Calli" shitposter.
>>29020812I would guess that the Holo community on JP is around 1000 people total between posters and lurkers, and they just cycle in and out depending on the day. Really puts into perspective just what an insignificant percentage of the overall community we are though
>>29019875There are so many ways to hilariously fuck up in worms. They have to play it.
>>29020831>Kiara giving a lapdance on Mori's knocked out body >wakes her up with a kiss>Mori has no choice but to reciprocate or ruin the stream
>>29020200Why does Marine move like a salaryman?
>>29020703I hope she keeps doing it then. Not enough for it to be expected or that the allure wears off, but just enough that I don't feel like I'm going through a drought of Mori's close-up cuteness.
>>29020835>The real reason there's no big '1 Million' collab is that Korone is worried Gura will steal her protein
>>29020738
>>29020831>Mori 3D debut>Kiara is there as the camerawoman>keeps harassing Mori into doing moe idol poses or erotic poses>Mori goes along with it, oblivious, but exactly only until Kiara brings up the yuri angle again>the last thing we see is Mori's big stonkin' tits smothering the camera as she comes close to strangle Kiara while yelling WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT in a deep voice
>>29020818okayu is definitely obese by BMI definitionthe problem is that everyone in the west is so fat that only lardasses on scooters count as "obese"
I WANT TO EAT SAND WITH AMELIA
>>29020843based
>>29019875Oh they could even make it a 5 person collab. It'll be great.
>>29020835I want to accidentally touch Korone in a crowded train, have her follow me home and beat me up so bad I spend years in a hospital bed.They'd probably need to put give me an extra blood bag to counter my raging 24/7 erection.
>>29020778It was factually Kiara who caused all the issues in that collab.
>>29020873she was an OL
>>29020856I can't remember every single schizo here
>>29020854
>>29020886I want to eat Amelia out
>>29020843I would never post that
>>29017856Would you put your penis in Gura's mouth if you knew that you are not getting it back?
>>29020383Blur alone does not cut it.
>>29018303That's pretty based
>>29020755Can't read Japanese, or not a member, eh?
>>29020703>>29020874She just really likes her live2d avatar and likes to zoom in from time to time just to admire it.
>>29020767>Streams RFA for like 10 hours and never shows any sign of being tiredBut my narratives!
>>29020748Don't act like you aren't dying to sing along with every OP & ED, dork.
jesas
>>29020893I factually just farted and it smells like burning tires. What you think about that?
>>29020873Her 3d rigging isn't the best. She's a bit more fluid in Korone's body.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BYUlQGTBzcA lot of it is just down to Marine being Marine however.
>>29020916FUKC DOODOOS JP IS A HOLOBOARD
>>29020916imagine if every poster here made a thread/jp/ would implode
>>29020767This woman has never ending endurance there's no way she isn't in shape
>>29020882>that everyone in the westIf you mean the US, just say that instead of "the west". That kinda shit is not normal in europe.
>>29020916Los toujous... no...
>>29020851>>29020911Newfags, Noel does long ringfit streams on higher difficulties and she's still fat. RFA streams don't mean you're in shape.
>>29020703That's the thing with Mori, she thinks she knows what she's doing when she doesn't, but sometimes it actually works out fine. The best part she dies inside when she tries to appeal to your heart boner, and you get heart boners exactly because she dies inside.
>>29020938Would the website even be able to handle that?
>>29020065Doxbraps, everyone..
>>29020903Only if she lets me finish before she takes it.>Imagine the fear and adrenaline rush you would have as you climaxed, it would be otherwordly
>>29020910The first close-up, when she became fixated on her blushing cheeks and how cute they are and she is, was the best.
>>29020896He posts every single day.
>>29020748Aren't there tools that can grab timestamps and sync over the internet with others?
>>29020954Fat=/=in shapeYou can be chubby and still be in decent shape. And Noel isn't fat anyway.
>>29020831>>29020881>thinking EN ever getting 3DWhy do you do that to yourselves, why set yourself up for dissapointment? they are all scattered to the forur winds, and the studio is in japan, and they are not gonna give it to just 2 members of a generation, it's all or none, and they are not gonna rent an abroad studio, they would've done it for Hachama already, just be happy with what we have.
>>29020925Yeah Marine models moves janky no matter what huh
>>29020941I have no idea how she can do 24 hour streams and not get tired. I can push 36 hours but I am fucking blown out by hour 18.
>>29020882I really dont know which pictures did you saw , but just she doesnt have chinken legs and stick arms doesnt mean she is obesse. Her figure would be chubby be europe standards
>>29020200I hope they do a body swap stream, would be funny to see Marine bouncing about the place
>>29020778>Kiara and PolkaI hope they try again.
>>29020954You have a warped idea of what fat is.
Why the fuck is there a new thread up already
>>29020706[Spoiler]2000 PHP, membership and superchats[/spoiler]I am a poor man who cannot afford much.
>>29017897Is Gura really in love with Ame and not the other way around or do they both love each other?
>>29020984this could use some industrial farming grade meds
>>29020954>Noel does long ringfit streams on higher difficulties and she's still fat.>Noel>fatAre you literally retarded? She has huge tits, thats about it. She isn't even chubby.
>>29020984How the fuck have I missed like half of these despite being here since debut?
>>29020993Is this famous Amerilard Burger cope? If you're fat you're not in shape. Period.
>>29020954>Doing cardio-intensive workouts for 10 hours without even getting tired doesn't mean you're in shapeThis is some extreme next level cope.
>>29021005I want a Kiara, Polka, Suisei, Mori stream just to see how long it takes one of the first three to act weird about Mori
>>29021020You don't understand, despite there being dozens of hours of her on camera there was one unflattering photo of her which confirms she is a giant hambeast
>>29021020she kinda got chubby recently, she's trying to work it off tho
>>29021025thats what they said.
>>29021025I am not even burger but you can be chubby or fat and still has more stamina than most people
>>29020954Being able to exercise continously for a long time does, by definition, mean you are in shape. And now take your meds.
>>29021020But I read on /fit/ that women who work out lose their tits first before the fat in any other body part
>>29020954The chain literally started with anons judging how out of shape Marine and Luna are by their RFA streams. You're moving the goalposts in an attempt to trigger the one fanbase that can never be triggered.
>>29021020But I saw 1 (one) picture where she was slightly chubby!
>>29020997it'll take time, but don't worry, you'll see that you're wrong. the studio in japan is irrelevant and is a rental. all the equipment is day-use rental.
>>29021053she has lots to lose anon, you wouldn't even notice until all the rest was stick
>>29021020there was leaked photo or two and she really gained weight , the fat went definitely not in breasts department
Dustforce when?
>>29021025Never seen (American) football linebackers? In shape is how strong and how much stamina you are. Yes fatter people are less likely to be in shape for the obvious reason that they most likely don't do any exercise. The fact you can be a fuckin twig and not be in shape disproves your point. Unless we're gonna argue that Luna or Marine are in shape?
>>29021039Bonus: See how long it takes for Mori to realize that they're being weird.
>>29021025Nah, you can be somewhat fat and still be in decent condition. Once you have accumulated some fat its often hard to get rid of all of it so you can easily be decently fit and still have chub.
>>29021053That's definitely not true. Women usually lose that LAST. There's tons of girls with big tits who used to be fat. It's like the unspoken trick to getting big tits.
>>29021020>Shows off her body in every single video on her other channel>Still tries to claim she's fatAnon...
>>29021053youre trusting /fit/?
>>29020984HOLY BASED
>>29020832>CUNNY CUNNY>I FUCKING LOVE CUNNY>FUCK YOU DRAGON BITCH WE HAVE GAWR GURA NOW
>>29021067how do we know this?
I love Gura
So... everyone ready for the karaoke tonight with a GurAme collab after party?
>>29019919>Gura>Guro
>>29020997I'm worried they'll get in-home 3d instead, which looks like TRASH.
>>29021069>there was leaked photo or twoShe literally streams on a regular basis showing off her waistline, thighs and stomach anon. This is the least convincing narrative I have ever seen here.
>>29020755Listened to today's members post? Narrative fucking reinforced.
>>29020984How does one figuratively hate someone?
>>29021102if you think cover OWNS LAND IN TOKYO you are retarded.
https://twitter.com/haskyyyyy1/status/1326231548048281600?s=20
>>29021083Where your body deposits fat is entirely genetics, there are a few skinny fit chicks with big tits but it's because they won the genetic lottery
>>29020997Have faith faggot, I swear, doompoters can be as anoying as antis some times.
>>29019809I unironically think her first original piece will be a collab with Mori.
Is this some terrible attempt to get people to post Noel's roommates tits or something?
>>29020503Oh yeah, probably, a couple people will make things up because nobody who doesn't really like Mori will want to listen to those fags for 2 hours, a couple will actually listen, and a bunch will freak the fuck out, but I think anything actually yabai will get left on the cutting room floor.
>>29020997>they are not going to make loads of money because reasons
>>29020971I think Mori likes "Mori Calliope" but doesn't think it's herself. In some streams she describes her avatar in 3rd person. It's either that of her Imposter syndrome just acting up. She's slowly getting to it as time goes by tho. I wanna see her what's she's like 6 months in.
>>29021077>Mori can't recognize Suisei and Polka being incredibly suggestive and flirty with her because all her attention is focused on Kiara>actually plays around with them and their jokes in a totally-no-homo way>Kiara crying the entire stream that they're getting closer to the reaper pussy than she is
>>29020857Try ~3800. (Unique users/day for this thread.) Reach is dependent on how many people post ideas and images somewhere else too.
I dreamt of a Mori trap. Looked entirely like Mori but completely flat. She sat on my lap and that made me feel nice.
>>29021112"Literally" being used for emphasis is literally in the dictionary.
>>29020997The studio and equipment is already rented it's not like Cover couldn't just open up a small office somewhere in the west coast
>>29021127I'd love that, I think their voices would work really well for a duet.
>>29019919InaCuckqueaningI love the idea of seeing my bf with another woman and me spoiling her for satisfying him
>>29021117>OWNS LANDwhat? a normal size room is big enough for the 3D recording they do, it can easily be a backroom of the offices.
>>29021108I personally dont think she is fat but by JP standards she is at least chubby level
>>29021169if you think they own the office, you are retarded.
>>29021158Of course you'd know this
>>29021152
>>29019470They're unemployed/on welfare/seaniggers and even some or all at once anon, of course they're going to go repost everything (You) make.
>>29021141That's not imposter syndrome, it's kayfabe. She has the strongest kayfabe of any EN, so of course "Calliope Mori" and "roommate-san" are separate individuals in her head. I mean, she does have imposter syndrome, but it doesn't really apply here.
>>29021158HOLOEN GEN 2 CONFIRMS THE COVER USA BRANCH
>>29021105Hell Yeah Baby!
>>29021164I volunteer to be this anon's bf
>>29021152Never forget.
>>29021164Why are tentacultists like this?
>>29021158I want to belev
>>29021143>Suisei and Polka literally eating Mori out and rimming her asshole respectively>she laughs it off because Polka said it's just a prank>Kiara hanging herself in the background
>>29021105Hell yes!
>>29021169>affording a normal sized room in TokyoWe're talking about a city so expensive decently earning salaryman have to live in boxes.
>>29021158Are you British?
>>29021148Thats a lot more than I would have expected. Guess we really aren't a secret club
>>29021164Are you accepting BF applications?
>>29020738why DASHCON?
>>29021184Gura's kayfabe is better. Fuck the fat reaper.
>>29021158Literally confirmed holy shit
>>29021158How wouldd a gEN 1 3D collab work if Gura turned out to be taller than all of them?
>>29021209No but my friends keep calling me British
>>29021141Just as long as she doesn't call herself a carrot again.That was weird.
>>29020122What makes you think the apex predator doesn't listen to the apex genre?
>>29021195In an alternate timeline, there's a scheduled collab of Luna, Mori, Aloe, and Kaoru.
>>29020997>it's all or noneAnd why the fuck is that, anonchama?
>>29020984Damn, she really gets some autistic ones
>>29021217I'd fuck her fat tits yeah
>>29019919GuraMarriage
>>29021195Literally got sued lol.
>>29020880What's these filenames with sound links attached? How do I play them?
>>29021216ball pit
>>29021245>>24612557
>>29021067Doesn’t mori live in Japan too
>>29021158are you a russian military loli
>>29021184Of course, of course. But also "Mori Calliope" acts exactly like 666d6 and Karrot-chan. It's just funny how despite that, they are still different characters in her head. Truly the /tg/ way of doing it. And this is exactly why she'll come out of this healthier, contrast to Kiara and Amelia who have... some issues. But then again, Mori is very affectionate with her chat.
FAT HOLOSFestivalOkayuAmeMoriNoelKoroneMoonaLunaBotan
>>29021134It would just be the final nail in the coffin of legitimizing EN as a "real" part of hololive. Anti's would suicide from the numbers that stream would pull alone.
>>29021020she has the body type of a mexican woman
>>29021243What did he do again?
>>29019919Guraryona, guro, rape, piss, corruption, ntr
>>29021251Thank you very much anon.
>>29021256>FestivalOutdated
>>29021105Of course! Ame is definitely going to gush over Gura's voice.
>>29021105I hope they actually do a punishment for whoever loses when they collab
>>29019919>GuraDefine worst fetish?>Least favorite: scat and piss.>Sickest: brainfuck.
>>29021256Like half of this list is wrong
>>29021200>"haha you two made me orgasm in front of 30k simps real funny">violently starts groping and fingering Polka as a counter prank>Kiara's ghost plotting revenge on Suisei and Polka
>>29021272Got miko pregnant
>>29021283>>29021287There is literally video and photo proof for all this.
>>29020706Like £700 plus whatever her albums cost.
>>29020997HOLOEN IS A MYTH
Wait. I feel like I just woke up from a coma. Have people been jokingly saying Pikamee is a shark in these threads?It's been so long since I've watched her that I actually started thinking she's a shark.Has she been called a shark here? Am I going crazy?
>>29021217Gura doesn't have kayfabe because she doesn't do shit with her character. She just has ironclad OpSec no matter whose shoes she's in.
>>29021293Pretty based
>>29021302No there isn't you sperg.
>>29021302Festival is fucking hot and skinny right now , you can even see that on her youtube acc
>>29021302Nobody cares, don't post about roommates
>>29021302Luna isn't fat though
>>29021254It's kind of interesting how different each of them is towards their chat.
>>29021213>Thats a lot more than I would have expected. Guess we really aren't a secret clubIt might be even more. We produce over 75% of posts on /jp/ and made it the fourth- or fifth-fastest board on the site. This thread is massive.Hiro should sell ads just for this thread.Or make a board just containing a single thread and sell ads there.
i love artemis
>>29021302Fuck off and stop doxbaiting
>>29021217I'm not sure why is this a pissing context, but I agree. Gura has a healthy distance away from her fandom (like Ina), roleplays her character, no unhealthy relationship with chat (unlike Ame, Kiara and arguably Mori sometimes) and actually has a clear seperation on who she is and her character (like Mori).
Amelia loves you, Gura!
>get angry at doxxposts>talk about nothing but roomates
>>29021302This very thread has proven more than 2 of those wrong
>>29021302Fuck off already
We love you Gura!
>>29020829Theatrical versions. she was planning to change to extended on 2 I think but went back because... I think something to do with streaming services not having extended.
>>29021256>Ame, Noel, Korone, Mori, and Festival being on this listThat sure is quite the narrative you have there anon.
Im in love with Gura
>>29021308No. We just conspired to mess with you while you weren't here.
i love you, gura!