/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I like the pink one.

Disgusting hags.

Pink with the multicolored stockings. Nice body and lacking the all too common fucked up jap teeth.

They're too flamboyant.

Whats all this about gravure idols?

How about I pick none....

3rd girl from the left. She reminds me of Rikku

>common fucked up jap teeth.

But they're so cute.
You have no taste.

None because I don't watch this piece of shit

Damn it, use the proper naming convention so that I don't have to see your threads.

Acchan, obviously.

>>2878030
You can always put a paper bag over her head.

Sae. All signs point that she must be a tiger in the sack.

>>2878030

I would not sit there...... Ever. That scene sets off all of my survival instincts. So much danger.

>>2878063

I bet you're a tiger in the sack anonymous....grrrr.

Gee gee gee etc

Red.

I PICK THE BROWN GIRL

Smart Internet users hang at: http://www.EnonTalk.com/ (Enon = Anon)

Are YOU smart?

> glghnhiykdmjidmyghnnmynimlimbhgffyyydhnhnpnfylpokoidgf

Pink Ranger all the way.

Smart Internet users hang at: http://www.EnonTalk.com/ (Enon = Anon)

Are YOU smart?

> gfombkpckovjjfyfgnyj

>>2878084
>>2878084
thats korean you faggot, lrn to differentiate

Blu because she has some meat on her, unlike all those skeletons

They are called AKB48 since 48 is the average number od STDs attached to each member. True story.

One time I was in Japan (Nihon for you weeaboo folk) and I saw this really ugly whore offering 2yen blowjobs. She was one of the members from AKBwhores. I asked her what an 'aidoru' was doing kneeling in the street in the worst part of town. She said it was a handshake event. Apparently thats how they make their money.

Pretty sure she was mentally retarded. True story.

The best.

Some time ago I was watching tv tokyo (thats a television station from glorious nihon for those of you that are unaware). They had the most boring show on ever. They were taking turns performing fellatio on extrememly large and foul looking dildos. Apparently they call this a 'performance.' Well anyways, one of the girls (obviously not a talented enough whore to belong in AKB 48 venereal diseases) choked on one and died.

I hear this is how new members are promoted. True story.

you are all going to die virgins.


True Story.

Recently while watching several recent AKBwhores PVs and seeing how horribly untalented each member is I was left confused how such ugly and untalented girls (especially that whore >>2878466 posted) were allowed precious time on glorious nihon television despite being obviously disease ridden whores.

So I asked my local librarian (more helpful than you think) and she stated the AKB pecking order was based on the raw number of sexual favors perfromed and STDs aquired. The members who made it to TV were simply the most vile and diseased whores picked up from the low class sections of tokyo's red-light district (which assuredly contains many enjoyable facilities I will no doubt talk about at a later date).

I can't remember where this story was going, but its guaranteed any member of AKB is both untalented and a whore.
true story

also the OP is a faggot

>>2878517
saved for future use

>>2878517

>>2878517
Watch out, the Morning Musume fanboys from the other thread are lashing back and are more embarrassingly childish than usual.

why do these oba all look 40 years old?

>>2878622
Sorry bro, I wouldn't waste the time to write something that longwinded and hate filled.

Delicious arm again.

>>2878517
>So I asked my local librarian
wat

>>2877990

The blue one please.....

3rd from left

>>2877990
the background.

Which one?

Zzz...

second from the right

pick one for what?

Smart Internet users hang at: http://www.EnonTalk.com/ (Enon = Anon)

Are YOU smart?

> gllyhonfoifnnhcg

none
from left to right

fat and saggy, boney and ugly, looks like a retarded chimp, fat again, not nearly as ugly as the others, why so tall and monkey ears?, and finally WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HER TEETH????

If there are enough of us here, I'd be willing to contribute to any AKB48 threads in future. If only to annoy the H!P fanboys who are convinced that they aren't popular enough for that.

>>2880557
Pretty funny, kid. Now go to the mirror and describe yourself in the same vein as your previous critique.

Actually, you know what? You may as well save yourself some time and find Lovecraft's description of Cthulu and just paste that.

Long hair worn parted that's blonde though darkening beneath where the sun doesn't hit it as often, delicate bone structure and generally thin and lithe as a whole, light blue-gray eyes, fair skin, nails and toenails that are well kept and short, little body hair, and quite short at five feet.

>Cthulu
Psh, Cthulu gets all the girls.

>>2880633
>describe yourself in the same vein as your previous critique

Seems like you can't read. I'll translate your self-aggrandizement into language you can understand:

>I'm an pasty, cloudy-eyed and emaciated looking midget who also appears to be a closet homosexual; I've got a long, oily Fabio-esque mane and a defecit of body hair thanks to constant shaving/waxing and (possibly) estrogen pills.

A bit longer than what you wrote, but then again, I don't have a picture.

Needs more Miichan.

Abandon this shitty board already and go check out the real deal! Smart Internet users hang at:

http://www.AnbnTalk.com/ (Anbn = Anon)

Are YOU smart or just another worthless chanturd?

> gfombkpckovjjfyfgnyjf

Who's this girl on the right here?

>>2882442
That would be Ohori Megumi.

>>2882442

>>2882625
Slut look but hot!

I can dig it!

>>2882613
>Birthdate: October 25th, 1983

some Anon that knows all the girls in the OP should just write out their names already.

>>2882804

Fine then, from left to right the names are Miho Miyazaki, Sae Miyazawa, Yuko Oshima, Maeda Atsuko, Itano Tomomi, Haruna Kojima and Erena Ono.

Fuck, wasn't this horrid thread here yesterday?

>>2877990

I'll take the one with big boobs. Oh wait...

>>2882904
Thank you.

Namida Surprise making of is nice, though it's not as good as Chocolove's. But Acchan is cute in it.

whats up with your group's pathetic 3 person performance in france?

>>2884108
That's what happens when you don't have any money. You can only afford to send 3 people + staff abroad.

>>2884108
Three people? The group that will attend Japan Expo consists of 22 girls and won't perform until Friday and Saturday.
Get your fact straight, tardo.

>>2884147
do more handshake events (wota blowjobs)

>>2883977
Acchan is cute in everything.

>>2884147
>>2884108
22, actually. Silly H!P fanboys.

You're just jealous that they are going to Europe, a continent with a rich history and culture, while your band of Chinese whores are going to Amerikkka. Go back to your own thread.

stop spamming http://www.AnomTalk.com/ (Anom = Anon) os sjmgg

>>2884209
>You're just jealous that they are going to Europe
>implying France, a rotting cesspool is representative of Europe

>>2884236
What are you? Some sort of sassenach? Europe hates you more than they hate France. In fact, the rest of the UK hates you more than they hate France.

France is actually pretty nice. I've only spent a couple of weeks there, but based on the year I spent living in London, I know where I'd rather live. Also, they're better at social democracy than us.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- could be a really cool guy, if he didn't hate on Aibon.

Too cute~

>>2884258

Bullshit. The French are the biggest pack of snobs in Europe, unless you're throwing money at them they'll treat you like you've got leprosy.

>>2884653
Cool story.

Maeda ftw

>>2884653
You sound as if you've never been outside your basement somewhere in the Appalachians.

Sage for 3D pig disgusting thread.

>>2884576
;_;

I did like Aibon way back in the day. Aibon and Nono were my favourite members. I just don't like the new Kago Ai, with all the nudity and the smoking and the sleeping with old men. I just get depressed when I think about what she has become.

>>2884809
Yes.

but that's only AKB7, where's the other 41?

http://ameblo.jp/atsuko-maeda/entry-10289957237.html

Heh...

>>2877990
I'd pick the one with the orange and the rainbow i think she's the cutiest one.

>>2885354
Is that her blog or something?

>>2885488

That's right, it's her official blog.
Some of them are public, others require a Fan Club account to be accessed since they're hosted on the AKB48 site proper. Thankfully Maeda's isn't one of them.

>>2885542
If only I knew Japanese...

~

>>2885520
>>2884924

>>2885618
Eh, there's a guy translating most of the girls' blog entries if you're really interested.

http://akb48journal.wordpress.com/

>>2885704
What are you trying to tell me?

Sorry, can't moon.

>>2885720
Thanks

>>2885762
Contributing

FYI you can download that South video.

sure is same person in here

>>2885876
dfsan's got nothing better to do.

Sage.

>>2885876

I think the miichan guy retired. Hopefully he knows about the south dvd. Hello! Online has it.

Anyway, I have to get some sleep as well.

>>2885921
I pirated it as soon as it came out my man.

Too cute~

Keeping this thread alive.

So, what do you guys think of 涙サプライズ！ anyway? It's my favourite AKB48 single since 桜の花びらたち2008.

The part where they start singing "happy birthday dear my friend" is a bit cringeworthy though. And I don't like the B-side much.

Jeez, OP. None of those girls are attractive.

Minegishi Minami looks like an asshole. I hate her. Also I'd pick Itano Tomomi.

Reported for 3D. Go to /s/.

>>2878020
I agree for once, pedobear.

Put something in the subject field so I can add these threads to my thread filter with all the idorufag shit.

>>2888626
So...don't go to /jp/?

>>2887820
I love it. It's funny, because when I first heard it I thought it was boring, but if I listen to it now I don't see how I could think so at all, because it's so GOOD. But that's how I thought about pretty much all their later releases. And I still didn't listen to the b-side, lol.

>>2888164
You sure must have seen some beautiful assholes in your life if you think like that. Anyway, care to tell me what you hate about her?

Oh, and since I never answered the question, I choose Kojiharu.

>>2887820

It took me some time to warm up to the happy birthday song they shoehorned around the tail end, too.
Honestly, I still have trouble digesting that passage even after two months 涙サプライズ！ was unveiled but the song is nonetheless very upbeat and varied (unlike that of a certain party, which can't think any better of repeating the same ho-hum beat for four minutes on end for each of their singles), so it's alright to me. Plus the PV was a killer from start to finish.

Regarding the B-side, First Love was great. No wonder it was chosen as the sound score for that anime by Takahashi Murakami.
The other, not much.

>>2890166
I never really noticed how superflat-ish that single cover looked until now.

>>2890338
Cirno?

>>2890338
Well, that's Murakami's own style after all.

>>2877990
OKAY! It was a hard decision. But I got it now.

Blue over Yellow.

Although Yellow is talk and got spunk, Blue is probably almost as tall and has lots of kawaii and boobage.

but yellow has a nice midsection that you'd want to grab onto while blue is all flab

>>2890540
True. Plus she's a big catch.
And I loooooove big catches.

>(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾
GTFO of these sickening idol threads. Bastard.

>>2890823
I think I've explained before that Acchan is an exception to my hatred of the 3D world.

I just haven't let my idolfaggotry show on /jp/ before because it is full of H!P fanboys, who I detest.

Stop spamming your shitty board on the best site:
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J0C7TSCN

Straight from yesterday concert. Why, I wouldn't have seen this one coming.

>>2892664
Sankyu.

ageろ

>>2892664
That was interesting. I'm surprised that their English is actually understandable.

>>2894414

Same here, that came out of the left field for me as well when I first listened to it. I have no idea about their plain for today but they also sang 桜の花びらたち with a French refrain and 大声ダイヤモン was in English too in yesterday's concert, by the way.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3EK1RH6N

I'd say they definitely gave a good account of themselves, in spite of most of the top members missing and all.

Fan recording of the english BINGO! version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjyY1SYfCk

There are a few other videos upped as well.

>>2897913

Judging from the other recordings on YouTube, the theater looked just as packed solid as described.

http://www.tokyograph.com/news/id-4996

>>2898005
Holy shit I wonder if I'd be able to make it out there if that happened.

Sooo close... yet so far away.

Whoa, I'm glad for this thread to be alive. Feels good to see AKB in /jp
Let me contribute.

Ono Erena
(The green one in >>2877990)

Oshima Yuko
(3rd from the left >>2877990)

As for me, my personal favorite is Kasai Tomomi.

Although one must admit that Itano Tomomi is one hella hottie

>>2898405
Does that have anything to do with this?

Some random book. I bought it off amazon japan a couple weeks ago but I have no idea what it is.

>>2898405
>>2898609

My apologies that was the "zoomable" image from amazon. This is a thumbnail.

Link: http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E4%BA%BA%E9%96%93%E5%A4%B1%E6%A0%BC-%E3%81%B6%E3%82%93%E3%81%8B%E7%A4%BE%E6
%96%87%E5%BA%AB-%E3%81%9F-8-1-%E5%A4%AA%E5%AE%B0%E6%B2%BB/dp/4821152800/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=boo
ks&qid=1246762232&sr=8-4

AKB world domination file.

>>2898074
Keep in mind that it's just a little more than a rumor for the moment, and a tentative schedule at best, though.
Considering the good run for their money they're having in Japan now and how keeping popularity high is no concern I doubt that exporting the bulk of the market overseas is even part of Akimoto's priorities, although making another pitch to raise awareness among the international crowd surely wouldn't hurt.
What's certain is that they'll be in Cannes this October, and that hopefully they'll bring more of the cream of the crop with them this time around.
Between the appearance at Japan Expo and the partnership with Tokyo Giants they've been spread thin this month.

Stop coming to our nice board and fagging it up with your Turdchan spam:

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>>2898623
Yap, you're right. The three AKB girls under Ohta Pro were the model of "Classic Summer Story Collection" books.

Classy, eh?

>>2898623

It seems so. I've seen that jacket with Yuko Oshima somewhere before.

>>2898730
Not that I know Japanese but I might end up buying the other two books in the future.

Do you know anything them? What they're about?

If I had a camera I'd take pictures, the book I have is actually pretty cool/classy looking.

>>2898770
The story's not about AKB though, if memory serves me right, those are books from classic authors like Natsume Souseki and two others (forgot their name). As for the story inside, well, it's your usual classical roman.

>>2898770
I'd really love to see your book. I'm considering to buy one myself :D

The other covers of the book.

Haha look what I found.

>>2898829
What is "classical Roman"?

>>2898880
Yeah those two pictures are right inside the book, I just forgot about them.

I also bought these. I'd take better pictures but they keep coming out blurry...

>>2898896
Very interesting. I can see the high quality printing material.
Classical roman is classic stories? Like The Old Man and The Sea, etc.

Lol you wapanese losers.

What do you and Jesus's mother have in common? You're both virgins.

>>2898957
Darn, gotta envy you for the memew. It was out of stock when I want to order it.
I also have the UTB here, Maeda is godly.

Is there a site where I can watch or download the akbingo shows with english subs?

>>2898987
woa

>>2899001
Sadly, no. The latest AKBingo softsubs were up until 090115 episode and 090506 until 090520.
AKB 1ji59fun and 0ji59fun on the other hand, have complete English sub.

You could always download them at d-addicts or hello online tracker.

>>2898972
> Classical roman is classic stories?
Oh, makes sense.

Don't let these slanty eyed Japs fool you. The Asian race will never come close to us westerners. All they can do is emulate us like monkeys.

>>2899051
>All they can do is emulate us like monkeys.
Are you /k/ trolls?

>Don't let these slanty eyed Japs fool you.
Lol

>>2899034
I'm pretty sure he'll only find the raws there, which by the by can be easily downloaded from the Nihongogo forums without going through all the hassle of waiting for seeders to do their job.
Speaking of which, is there a way to get the softsubs without having to jump through all the hoops both Nihongogo and Stage48 force you through?

More slanty eyed beauties.

Bump.

Whenever I see Yasushi Akimoto, I think "He looks like a pretty nice guy. I would hang out and have a drink with this guy IRL".

Unlike a certain other producer, who just looks like some sort of gay turtle.

....

>>2900736

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG_k1UMPRAA#t=05m05s

Apparently Noro couldn't refrain from making with her usual witticisms even when abroad, representing the group.

>>2900932
I didn't give you permission to post my picture on the internet, please delete this post.

>>2898074
It was the same for me, but I'm a hopeless NEET so I couldn't afford the flight/hotel/whatever. And if I was really rich I would have gone to AX instead. ;___;

>>2899001
Some anon upped a few softsubs here a while back, after I asked. I think he said that he had more but was on a different PC or something. I need to look for that in the archives.

>>2898405
More contributors are always welcome. I think there could be as much as 5 different guys in this thread already lol.

Also, I wish to be the little girl.

>>2902403
Yeah, forgot my pic. Here's the girl I wish to be.

Found them: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZVT42H3K

Softsubs for
081001 AKBINGO! (704x396)
081008 AKBINGO! (704x396)
090101 AKBINGO! (704x396)

If the anon who upped them is still around, do you have any more now?

>>2902444

Yes, I'm still around. I lurk on /jp/ at all times, after all.
Speaking of the AKBingo subs, I have a handful of new ones here on my HDD. Not all of them, but it's always better than nothing.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TYC6TUBN

Content is as follows:
081224 AKBINGO! (704x396)
090115 AKBINGO! (704x396)
090506 AKBINGO! (704x396)
090513 AKBINGO! (704x396)
090520 AKBINGO! (704x396)

Here is all the AKBingo! softsubs that I have. Enjoy, anon.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5GIEEKH

>>2902954

Damn, beaten to the punch and bested. Nevermind, then.

>>2902395
I'm impressed, anon. I'm impressed.
http://akb48journal.wordpress.com/2009/07/06/with-specially-made-yukata-a-professor-who-loves-akb48-
performed-an-ambush/

Wow, thanks for all these subs :)

Yeah guys, thanks for the uploads. I'm surprised that >>2902992 anon is still around.

I,ll watch it later since I have things to do right now.

A nice video that I'd recommend you to watch, though I'm sure everyone here has seen it already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJJ3iEcWMSw