/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yeah be thankful for me, hahaha oh wow
Reported.

But i love our Tripfags.

Who the fuck cares about tripfags, anyway?

Only a few idiots complain about tripfriends. The majority of shitposters are actually anonymous.

I haven't had a problem with any /jp/ tripfag since athens left.

/a/ made me love /jp/ so much

>>2897512
You don't count because everyone knows that your trip is #tripcode. You are really more like a namefag.

>>2897508
This is like telling us our board is good because it's not as shit as /b/; not really saying anything.

>>2897517
You can't get mad at nameless guys unless they have some sort of schtick, like that loli expert.

/a/ has only twice more active tripfags while it has about 20 time more users. I think we have it worse.

>>2897517
lurk moar

>>2897517
Well durrp. You can't blame all of Anonymous no matter how many of them are shitposters. You can blame individual tripfags if they're shitposters though.

Although I think /jp/ has relatively decent tripfags.

>>2897526
I, for one, did not know that.

>Although I think /jp/ has relatively decent tripfags.
Fund it, etc.

>>2897547
Now you can also be a member of /jp/'s defence force!

Yeah, but somehow we've attracted mugen. I think that more than evens it out.

>>2897519
Athens left...? Hmm, this is her last message "worthless drugs..." I suspect she might have died from an overdose.

>>2897539
The majority of our tripfags are oldfags, unlike in /a/, so I think we have it better.

>>2897561
athens fag wasn't female baka

>>2897542
>Although I think /jp/ has relatively decent tripfags.

My reaction on seeing most of /jp/'s tripfriends post is more along the lines of 'oh it's that guy', not 'FUCK NOT THIS FAGGOT AGAIN', like the case is with /a/. So I'd agree.

Well except >>2897512 this guy.

>>2897564
Yeah, athens is the only newfriend on that list.
Good for you, /jp/!

>>2897573
Yeah, it's a female name like athena and no man would take a female name online unless he was a totally homosexual gay faggot.

I rarely see senseless tripfag hate on /jp/, and it's usually in jest. Anyway reported.

>>2897607


I HATE ALL TRIPFAGS

Including myself.

But that's because I'm a mindless ball of hatred.

This thread, while still civilised, has horrible potential.
/jp/, please refrain from making such threads.

>>2897524
Every other board on 4chan made me hate /jp/ so much

>>2897613
You shouldn't hate, you should love

>>2897554
Fund what? Donate to 4chan?

>>2897624

I CAN'T CALM DOWN!!!!!!

>>2897526
> You don't count because everyone knows that your trip is #********. You are really more like a name***.
Reported for censor bypassing, being rude, and sharing government secrets.

>>2897624
But you're gay bro

>>2897622
why?
>>2897638
how cute

I haven't even seen athens post in a while.

>>2897592
Something like "Anonymous of Athens" but at that point you aren't really anonymous are you so just dropped to Athens.

>>2897641
I'm gay for you, butterbuns

>>2897628
Decent tripfags do not exist.

>Donate to 4chan?

B-but Moot would sell 4chan for his next breakfast!

>>2897638
You are a fagget, a bad one too xD

>>2897561
Oh wait, I forgot to clear the name when searching.

Last athens post was >> athens !SysNpnp3nU Sat May 30 01:58:30 2009 No.2679258 [View]

>>2679192
You mean RPGs? Once in a blue moon.

SHOW ME YOUR RAGE /JP/

YOUR FURY, YOUR ANGER, YOUR HATRED! SCREAM, HOWL, ROAR...FROM THE VERY DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL!

>>2897659

That's it....give into your RAGE!

>>2897664
Reported.

>>2897664
Check out /v/, man.

This Thread is slightly amusing. Should we vote worst tripfag ever?

>>2897616
Don't blame us. Someone from /a/ made this thread.

>>2897671
BEING ALL EDGY AGAIN FANG-CHAN?

>>2897676
athens

Me.

>>2897671
Reported for announcing reports.

>>2897691
NANI

>>2897676
It's me I am the worst tripfag ever.

I will report everyone of you for touching yourself while posting on /jp/

>>2897674

I FUCKING HATE /V/ BECAUSE XBOX > POS3

>>2897691
you need to report yourself then

>>2897526
I actually didn't know this. I just used #tripcodelol and got the same result though.

I won't tolerate rule violating behaviour and that's why I have been working with athens under the supervision of moot on a project about implemention of a self-touching prevention systems, while browsing on 4chan.
You don't cooperate, you won't be allowed to browse this site. Your choice, you maggots

What?
You think /jp/ complains more about tripfags than /a/?

>>2897735
nobody said that

>>2897735
>WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA
Oh, what's up 60%?
Why don't you post with your 60% tripcode? I haven't seen on posting as 60% for a few days now.

http://change.menelgame.pl/change_please/9513323/

>>2897748
Thats what it seemed OP was insinuating. Excuse me for jumping to conclusions then.

Just because their shit stinks more doesn't mean ours doesn't stink at all.

>>2897735
>WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA
>4400 posts on the /a/ tripfag list

Your opinions in this thread are now invalidated

Matsuda-chan #psycho
Natsuma #unearth
Miang #ersatz
White Ren #chilly
Anonymous of Croatia #mew
Auouywonz #trip

MILKRIBS4k the provider!

these meta threads are really annoying

>>2897843
You are an anus!

>>2897843
You are an anus!

>>2897866
>>2897854
NO THANK YOU

>>2897852
So you have to bump em amirite?

THIS SHIT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRIPFAG INC

did croatia die? not that I miss him or anything, he was a complete retard

>>2897854
>>2897866
if you're gonna use a trip, have the balls to use it all the time you waste of space.

Yay for being a mostly unknown tripfriend.

I'll just be over here, not trolling and stuff.

>>2897900
hmmm it seems somebody here doesn't go to /lounge/

link to that page please

>>2897916
Also ever since i got my trip I haven't posted as Anon again

>balls

>>2897918
What page?

>>2897918
Lurk more.

>>2897925
>ever since i got my trip I haven't posted as Anon again

>>2897866
>>2897854

Thread needs more namefag lovin'

inb4 disregard that i suck cocks, very mature i know, etc

>>2897937
Get out.

Also, I only started posting with a name so that I could check the archive for threads I had posted in, but I haven't actually posted anonymously for like a month now. I don't think I'll ever make the jump to tripfriend though.

By posting as tripfag, my penis will grow, that's what momma always told me before saying good night.

>>2897937
Ara, I will explain it to somebody who isn't familiar with /lounge/

Milkribs is a /lounge/ poster, and every time he posts we respond to him with "You're an anus !"

>>>/lounge/
check it by yourself

>>2897957
Disregard that I suck cocks.

>>2897962
You can't link to /lounge/ like that.

>>2897980
Well I'm not linking him again
Plus I dislike that guy for doubting me
I'm a very sensitive person

>>2897962
You don't belong in here, only hermits allowed. Leave

>>2897973
I can't remember posting this. I can't say I dislike fellatio though, so it's entirely possible that I did.

Hi

ypu guys are the closest thing to a family i have, each night i pray for all of you.

if anything ever happened to you i would crumble into a pile of nothing

>>2898151
You're a bro, boof

>>2898151
I wish you'd just die.

>>2898151
also
>ypu
( ≖‿≖)

>>2898151
I love you too, bro.

>>2898164
spell cheack is offline, i thought we covered this

>>2898171
>cheack

It's sad but true... we who come from /a/ are indeed horrible..

posting in a retarded thread

>>2898179
Unless you're new enough to have not been around when /jp/ was first formed, most of us are from /a/ anyway.

>>2898171
Rozencrab?

>>2897905
aren't you that roleplayer from /b/ that everyone hates?

This thread is sugoi~

>>2898188
rozen? no

crab? yes

Protip: If you hate a tripfriend you should never mention their names. Always refer to them as 'him' or 'her'.

As a former tripfriend that used to troll, nothing else made me feel better than hearing my name being mentioned by the butthurt Anons that I succeeded at trolling. On the other hand, if you like a tripfriend then by all means please keep mentioning their names.

Think about the definition of the words 'infamous' and 'famous'. When 1 and -1 doesn't work the only other option is 0. Download the 4chan filter and block their name. Trust me, the best thing you can do to people such as this >>2897699 is to _not_ acknowledge their existence. Otherwise they'll never go away. You've been warned.

>>2898187
Yes I am aware of this, I was half kidding in my previous statement.

I-I made cookies

>>2898234
AWESOME!

>>2898203

>>2898187
Some of us left /a/ for other boards long before /jp/ was created. I would sometimes reply to myself on iichan and pretend that I wasn't the only poster.

>>2898254
why am i not surprised?

>>2898203
>>2898248

>>2898187
I was never an /a/sshole

I was however a /b/tard, back when it was slightly tolerable, then I left 4chan altogether when it got unbearable and came back when I realized /jp/ wasn't actually a board about Japan

>>2898261
I don't know. Why aren't you surprised?

>>2898254
Really now... Interesting.

Who invited the fucking /a/ kids?

>>2898267
Holy shit
ARE YOU ME?

>>2898268
>I would sometimes reply to myself on iichan and pretend that I wasn't the only poster.

fits your character

>>2898277
believe it or not some of us are 20+

Can this thread die yet?

>>2898290
26 actually.

>>2898267
>/b/
>back when it was slightly tolerable
>Slighty Tolerable
>Tolerable

Wow, this still here? The Janitor is the real troll.

>>2898299
Succubus................................

>>2898274
>>2898288
It was a pretty lonely place and I had to entertain myself somehow.

>>2898304
...

Stop coming to our nice board and fagging it up with your Turdchan spam:

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LITTLE KITTY CATCH MY FIRE
HURRY UP AND DON'T BE LATE
LITTLE KITTY CATCH MY FIRE
WE LOVE TO DANCE DON'T MAKE US WAIT

I posted like 15 times itt and it still hasn't died
it's a new record

>>2898300
Janitor slacking off at work.

age for epic tripcode talk thread.

Can this thread die already?

>>2898345
Giving it the bump of life.

I miss viaggiator and his stories about him rapeing his daughter as she cos played as vita.

>>2898345
Just filter it out. Much easier.

>>2898335
No, he is here.

Stop coming to our nice board and fagging it up with your Turdchan spam:

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>vnnfyfh ig jjjmckh sfi mfgn dm h

>>2898305
I guess... but there could have been better things you could have done.

xD

>>2898395
:P

Is it time for Phantasmoon yet?

>>2898400
Turn this thread into a phantasmoon thread?
I like the way you think!

>>2898400
Depends. You got any porn of it?

>>2898416
What?! No get out! I'm changing!

>>2898416
Cirno wants to have a word with you.

>>2898426

That's Neko-Arc, not Phantasmoon.

You fail as Arcueid Brunestud. Get off my moon.

You need my help, bastards?

>>2898450
You got something against changing into my eclipse costume?

Oh hay, I just improved your list.

I wish ddrddr posted here more often. He's a cool guy.

>>2898455
No, you go back to serving the Guest like Remilia told you.

>>2898467
I can work with this.

I FUCKING LOVE ROLEPLAYING *grabs everyones dick*

>>2898450
I believe she was trying to be Humorous my good sir.

GREETINGS GENTLEMEN I AM GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE.

>>2898476
What the fuck are you doing?

/a/ is a shithole in general

you guys may be weaboos, but at least you're nice in /jp/

After a long walk between the bookcases, she stops. And she starts searching for that book.
"May I help you?" you say already seeing the book, and that Koakuma searches at the wrong place. You get the book down from the bookcase.
"Oh, you've found it!" she says smiling. But why is she blushing so heavily? She steps closer to you. She hugs you, you try to push her away, because your first thoughts was Sakuya and her silver knives...
But, her pretty hands won't let go of you.
"Oh? What's wrong?" you ask her surprised.
"...you smell good." She stares you with dreamy eyes. "Awww...your scent makes me dizzy..."
"Whaaaat!?"
"Umm...milk...I want milk..."
"Are you alright, Koakuma?" Koakuma looks at you vacantly and puts her hands on your pants.
What the...wait a minute!!"

ZIIIIIIP...

I can't believe I found a use for this old dress anyway, It was a great idea to turn it into a phantasmoon costume.

>>2898277
Are you referring to the tripfags from /a/ who are posting here? I've posted on both /a/ and /jp/ since the split. I couldn't make up my mind on which one to stay in so just browsed both. I just never used my trip here until recently when I was too lazy to delete it from the namefield when posting on /jp/.

>>2898499
/jp/ is full of bullies.

Patchouli looks at the two of you and drops the book from her hands.
"Koakuma...what the hell are you two doing?!" Patchouli asks shocked and she blushes and covers her face in her hands.
You bitterly smile as you look down at Koakuma sucking your shaft.
"Umm...mmm...CHAP-CHAP... his cock is getting bigger...it doesn't fit in my mouth...ummm...SLURP-SLURP." The enchanted Koakuma massages your abs and sucks on you like a kitten does to its mother's titty.
"She said something about my smell, and this happened..."
"Then...why don't you hurry up and cum?" Patchouli reddens and yells at you.
"Y...yeah, but...it's not that easy..." you say, but your shaft is only half erect because of the shock.
"...the milk won't come out...ohh, I'm thirsty..." Koakuma says. "SLURP-SLURP...MUMPH-MUMPH...I want milk now..."
Koakuma flails her legs. Then Patchouli walks up to her.
"Koakuma, you have to do more to have him make milk."
"Is that so?" she says.
"Uh-huh. You have to tickle the tip like this or lick the sack up...massage his balls and the shaft if necessary." Patchouli kindly advises Koakuma.
"I understand. Let me try now!"
Koakuma flattens her devilish ears and wiggles her tongue on your shaft.
"Umm...CHAP-CHAP-CHAP...ohh..."

>>2898467
I already Sucked everyone's penises and cut them off.

>>2898490
*Steals a Men's Warehouse*
HAHAHA!

"Ohh!! This is super..." The electrifying sensation further raises in your shaft upward. "Your advice is working, Patchouli...you're sure experienced." You bear the pleasure and tell Patchouli.
"What do you mean I'm experienced? I just read that in a book. I've never actually done it, myself..." Patchouli timidly tells you this and quiets down.
"Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't..."
"Hey, don't make me say something like this!" Patchouli looks away, but she doesn't stop peeking at our act.
"Ummm...SLURP-SLURP-SLURP...you taste thicker than before...ohh...I want to drink it...please...ummm..." Koakuma erotically twists her hips and clumsily keeps stimulating you and you see that her tail elegantly sways as she moves.
"Ohh...I feel good, Koakuma..."
"I'll serve you good, so...give me a lot of milk...MUMPH-MUMPH." Koakuma buries her face in my crotch and serves your dick. You see her ears are still fluttering.
"CHAP-CHAP...the extract is coming out...ohhh, it makes me feel dizzy...umm..." Her warm tongue entangles around your shaft. The softness quickly takes you up high.
"Ahhh...I feel like I'm floating in the air...ummmm..." Koakuma sweetly pats and touches herself.
CHAP-CHAP-CHAP...
You hear wet sounds.
"Ah, my tummy feels numb....ummm...!"
BRRRR. She trembles as her body flushes pink. She continues to massage your dick.

the joy of being a teacher

Eh, fuck /a/.

You are quickly reaching the edge:
"K...Koakuma, I'm...cumming...ohh..."
"Please...cum...cum a lot..SLURP-SLURP...ummm...." she strokes your dick with her hand and taps the tip with her tongue.
I feel a burning sensation inside me. The heat gathers at my crotch. Every time she moves her tongue, a hot pleasurable sensation seethes up.
"Ummm...ummm...CHAP-CHAP...cum, please cum now...MUMPH-MUMPH..."
She passionately pants and strokes you harder.
"...I can't hold on any longer!!"you say and after a moment later "I'm cumming!!"
Your groin tenses up and your concentrated extract rushes through your gun barrel and shoots out into Koakuma's mouth.

SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT!!
"Ahhh...umm...your milk...your thick milk is filling me up...GULP-GULP..."

>>2898507
/a/ is also filled with its fair share of bullies.

"I will go and tell this to Miss Sakuya!" Patchouli says with a wide smile on her face.But probably because she sees your and Koakuma's shocked she changes her mind "Ah, alright alright. Then I won't tell her this. But I have one condition."
"What would it be?" you ask her, ready to make anything that she wishes.
"Then you promise me, that you will return to my libary!" her face reddens again as she continues. "you know.. to make me experienced, at those things..."
"Because you can't learn everything from a book." you say, helping her through to the end her sentence. "I think I can promise this."
"Okay, right... Koakuma please guide him out." she says and she disappears behind a bookshelf.

Koakuma looks at you blushed, and tired. She gives you a warm smile, then she speaks:
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist, your smell..." she turns away "I-I just... well where do you want to go?"
"I think..."

Time to span

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them and stared menacingly. In a loud booming voice, it asked "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" and everything turned black.

When they woke up, they found themselves sitting in a lecture hall at MIT, amonst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the board. Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, wearing his robe and wizard hat.

/a/ - Naruto/Bleach General

If you count up all my posts, not just as White Ren, I have 9806 posts. That puts me just under ZUN!bar for total post count.

I am essentially almost as worthless as ZUN!bar! This is terrible.

>>2898476
Dude, not cool!

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the strangely-dressed group, shocked and staring back at him.

"What...?" Patchouli managed to say, all of them confused and unable to understand what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

Okay, who's the nigger that is Posting my own porn stories?
I'm going to rape him.

"What's going on?" Koakuma whispered to Patchouli.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" Koakuma whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at her with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at her.

>>2898507
What the fuck are you holding?

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, moving his hands in a series of complex movements as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Patchouli muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, retrieving his wand and pointing at her with it.

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," Koakuma exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

>>2898550
I'll have you know that a majority of /a/ hates Naruto and Bleach. It's just summerfags from last year and this year who still make a big deal about "OMG NEW CHAPTER IS OUT, _____ ISN'T DEAD WHAT BULLSHIT!"

As if it wasn't obvious enough that NOBODY FUCKING DIES in those series.

"Now perish!" The Sussman shouted, conjuring a huge pair of parentheses from his wand, which surrounded the group and enveloped them in a closure.

"What do we do now?!?!" Koakuma screamed at Patchouli.
"I don't know!" she shouted angrily in reply as the both of them hammered as hard as they could against the invisible, unyielding walls of the closure.

"I hope you learned your lesson, freaks!" The Sussman exclaimed, as the closure rose up towards the ceiling with the two trapped inside, exploding into a shower of white parentheses as it hit the top. The Sussman returned the wand to his pocket and continued lecturing.

...

"Where... are we?" Koakuma whispered as she opened her eyes to find Patchouli lying next to her.

>>2898506
Yeah. You're decent, but that I wish that Minagi is mai waifu idiot would leave.

"I think that guy said something about the 'land of Java'" Patchouli said in a low voice as they both sat up to find themselves in an empty office cubicle. The sound of mouse clicks and typing could be heard coming from around them.

They cautiously walked towards the opening of the cubicle, which lead to a long, brightly lit hallway that seemed to go on forever.

"Let's find a way out of this place," Koakuma said.

They walked into the cubicle beside the one they respawned in, but it wasn't empty; there was a desk, a computer, and an expressionless, bald man with startingly white skin sat there, staring into the monitor and pressing the keys frantically. They could see he was playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

You are a bunch of idiots. I'm leaving.

"Umm... excuse me? Could you ---" Koakuma began.

The man remained focused on the game.

"Hello?!?!" Patchouli screamed at him while waving her arms across his eyes. The man remained undisturbed, and continued to graze with astonishing accuracy. Even when she covered her eyes completely he did not miss at all.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" she exclaimed, kicking him and then the monitor; but nothing refused to move --- it was as if there was a barrier surrounding him.

The floor is now lava.

>>2898578
Oh God, don't remind me. I just want to forget about shit like GARuto fagging up the board.

Seeing that nothing in the cubicle would respond to their attempts at moving or destroying it, they gave up and walked out into the hallway.

"This place sure is wierd," Patchouli commented sadly, "let's see what's in the other ones."

They visited several more cubicles, but the situation was the same; in each one was a man playing one of the Touhou series, and none of them could be disturbed by anything they did. After a while, it became apparent that almost every one of the cubicles was identical, and the hallway seemed to go on forever in either direction.

They continued to walk in silence, looking into the cubicles on either side for any sign of escape. One of them seemed to be empty except for a single purple book lying exactly in the middle, and aligned perfectly with the four walls.

"This one's different! But... what can we do?" Koakuma said as they entered it.

/jp/ Tripfag attempting to justify his existence.

Patchouli reached for the book, and to their surprise it moved with her touch. She picked it up and turned it over.

On the cover was a picture of a wizard and the words "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs".

"Structure and Inter--- wait, is this the SICP that snake mentioned before we ---" Koakuma exclaimed.

"I think I remember now!" Patchouli shouted excitedly. "It said something about reading SICP!" She opened it and turned to the first chapter.

They started reading the first chapter, and just as they finished the first section, the lights of the cubicle flickered and the two of them were once again immersed in darkness.

"What now?" Koakuma asked, "didn't we read it?"

A deep rumbling sound was heard, and the floor began to shake. They held onto each other as they felt themselves falling through it, then fainting.

They woke up to find that they were back where they started, and the huge black snake head was still staring at them. Patchouli continued to hold the purple book tightly against her chest.

"You have read your SICP today", the head hissed before disappearing into the air.

fin

If /jp/ ever needed any proof that /jp/ is just as shitty as /a/, this thread is it.

>>2898604
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>>2898610
AND THEN PATCHOULI KILLED EVERYONE IN THE EARTH AND GENSOKYO AND RULED OVER THE CORPSES OF MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE!
HEIL FUHRER PATCHOULI!

>>2898578
Went there yesterday. /a/ was full of Bleach discussion. THAT IS NOT THE /a/ THAT I KNEW. Place sucked, but at least there were was some decent amusement to find not bleach and naruto shit.

I could feel Asakura lifting her knife up. Where would she start? The throat arteries, heart? If I knew how I was going to die, I could at least be prepared. At least let me close my eyes...what's this!?

I suddenly felt the air shake. The knife began to fall upon me... At this moment, the ceiling gave out a loud cracking noise, followed by debris falling down. A loud booming hiss which seemed to sound like "Have you read your SICP today?" filled the air. I lifted my head and discovered... Standing in front, catching the blade with his crotch-snake, was the robed figure of The Sussman.

"You and your forced indentation." The Sussman said in his usual expressionless tone, "You think you can defy my power?"

"You want to get in my way?" Asakura sounded calm. "Once I kill this person, Suzumiya Haruhi is bound to have some sort of reaction. Only then can we obtain more cudders."
"You are supposed to be my backup." The Sussman said in a mantra-like tone, "This sort of insubordination is forbidden; you must obey my commands."

"What if I refuse?"
"Then I will send you to the land of Java."
"Would you like to try? I have the advantage here, since this classroom belongs to MIT."
The Sussman removed his wizard hat and set it on the floor before removing a wand from a pocket on his robe. He pointed it at the knife in her hand and murmured. Shortly after, it started glowing brightly. Then, like the sugar cube being placed into a cup of tea, it slowly crystallized and dissolved and fell towards the floor like powder.

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.

"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."

I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>2898578
That's complete bullshit. When I stopped browsing /a/ for good months ago there was pretty much always threads for the Naruto and Bleach on the first page, even during "night shift."

Have you read your SICP today?

>>2898651
No, it's not complete bullshit. That was most likely during the GARUTO period a while back. When all the Narutofans were all amped up because there were actually 5 decent chapters where shit actually happened. They posted day and night about GARuto and how awesome he is. Talking about how he is now the most GAR character ever. Then it died down after that. We still have Naruto and Bleach threads, but not nearly as much as that period.

A majority of /a/ hates Naruto. A group of guys spamming a new thread every few minutes doesn't mean that the majority enjoy it. During that period, lots of people (like you) left /a/ for a bit. That's why the Narutards ran rampant and free, because nobody else wanted to be there.

This awesome thread is still around?

BUMP

So Anonymous of Croatia makes almost 1% of the posts on /jp/?

That seems like a lot.

>>2898714
No it was awhile after Garuto. The truth hurts, but most of /a/ is underaged and loves fighting shounen. Hell most of them admit to visiting animesuki, sankaku, crunchyroll, and similar sites.