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Let us make the most cliched erogame ever, anon. I'll start by giving these settings:

- You stumble upon a mansion in the middle of nowhere.
- Your parents are in whatever country digging whatever bullshit they come up it.
- You come to live with your new family your mother/father married into.

Choose one. OR BETTER YET:

You stumble into a mansion in the middle of nowhere after your dad who married this woman and got himself killed while searching the doodad of the whatchamacallit, so now you have to live with her family.

I'm looking at you C's Ware!

...

Actually, most companies fall into this. My apologies.

>> No.2897305

Your parents are away for a trip
Childhood friend comes
???
Sex

>> No.2897308

you are an average 2nd grader living by yourself because your parents are gone.
you go to the school and meets a tsundere, a kouhai, a senpai, and your childhood friend. You have sex with one of them.

>> No.2897310

You're parents have business over seas, and so your childhood friend, non-blood related sister, and surprise fiancé move in with you. That sort of stuff?

>> No.2897312

You love your little sister, BUT THEN YOU FIND OUT SHE'S NOT BLOOD-RELATED

>> No.2897313

Parents are:
Dead
Away
Retarded
Awesome
You are, the protagonist is:
Generic
Shallow
Stupid
Suddenly appears:
Your childhood friend
The neighbour girl
Some girl from the other side of the city, with her sister...
...who is a loli
Your senior in the school
Your retarded friend for comic relief

All right, the characters are set, let's start with the story

>> No.2897314

>>2897312
She knew all along! But she was worried that if you found out that you might not love her!

>> No.2897317

>>2897314
bad end ensues.

>> No.2897320

The suspicious mansion burns in the end too.

>> No.2897323

Disasterous events and break-ups can happen with anyone (even people you haven't met yet) because you decided to go to the Game Store and not the Video Arcade before leaving for your new home.

>> No.2897325

>>2897317
>>Hilarity ensues.

>> No.2897333

But we already have ToHeart.

>> No.2897335
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2897335

You are asleep. You are woken up by:

- Your little sister
- Your older sister
- Your maid
- Your childhood friend

OR BETTER YET: Your childhoodfriend who is also a genki type girl AND a fucking trap.

I was shocked at first for I was planning on going after her/him first.

>>2897320
LOL

>> No.2897377

You move into a mansion in the middle of nowhere after your dad who married this woman and got himself killed while searching the doodad of the whatchamacallit, so now you have to live with her family.

She has two daughters, one a tsundere of your own age and the other a genki loli. The mother is also smokin' hot and is a school librarian on the other side of town.

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2897395

>>2897377
Don't forget the Onee-san type maid WHO MIGHT BE NOT SO DISCREETLY HARBORING A DARK SECRET REGARDING THE MANSION.

>> No.2897398

Evil twin brother.

>> No.2897412
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2897412

If you turn into a woman, every jack, joe amd jim in a 10km perimeter will come running to ram their dicks into you, and you will like it.

>>2897398
That's more of an american cliche than an eroge cliche.

>> No.2897422

You move back to your old hometown, everyone remembers you but you don't know who the fuck they are.

>> No.2897440

You mysteriously can't recall certain parts of your past.

>> No.2897479

Better cliche story.

You are a 16-year-old boy who is the son of the school principle at an all-girls high school and your dad forces you to go to that same school he over-sees and no one objects to it, of course.

>> No.2897491

>>2897479
But you must crossdress, and you look just as your mother did back then.

>> No.2897505

>>2897491
And your father is disturbed by this.

Then one of your schoolmates finds out your secret and tries to extort sex from you by blackmail.

Eventually word gets out and every horny girl tries to get in on it.

>> No.2897523

>>2897505
>Then one of your schoolmates finds out your secret and tries to extort sex from you by blackmail.
Wait, there's an eroge like this?

>> No.2897534

Nothing is more cliché than a highschool drama

>> No.2897557

A girl is trying to set you up with her (ugly) friend, but you fall in love with her
(bad) drama ensues

>> No.2897579

>>2897491
Would a BL eroge have the father fuck the son?

>> No.2897754

It's your last year of highschool. Until now, you have had a carefree boring life and never really got involved with anybody.
Then,
- a violent tomboy runs into you and refuses to apologize
- a nice and shy girl gets sick and feints in front of you
- there's a new girl who's actually your childhood friend but you've forgotten about her
- the school nurse / a teacher tells you you remind her of her dead first love
- while you're getting close with one of those girls, your sister, who doesn't look anything like you, gets inexplicably irritable.

>> No.2897767

>>2897754
>- a nice and shy girl gets sick and feints in front of you
She should really challenge me for a proper fight.

>> No.2897769

>>2897754 here
I forgot to add : you have strange dreams.
And you have a retarded friend who is obsessed with finding a girlfriend and is always trying to pick up girls but fails ridiculously.

>> No.2897774

>>2897754
-You befriend a girl who looks half your age only to find that she's transferring to your high school and is in the same year as you.

>> No.2897778

I hate weekends.

>> No.2897779

>>2897767
Every VN needs a yandere who gets mentally sick.

>> No.2897786

>>2897778
It's a VN discussion at least.

>> No.2897801

>You stumble upon a mansion in the middle of nowhere.
Western mansion. It's always a Western-styled mansion. Why do they love that idea so much?

>> No.2897831

Step 1) Live in a small town or a small city
Step 2) Move away when you're little (no later than 7)
Step 3) Move into your cool, hot aunt's while your parents go overseas or whatever
Step 4) Reacquaint yourself with all those female childhood friends you left behind
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Snow end!

>> No.2897846

>>2897801
And it generally burns down too.

>> No.2897862

A girl that falls in love with you but has separation anxiety disorder would be great, because she'd have to be around you all the time.

>> No.2897966

I like how it always comes as a surprise that the maid is attempting to wake you up with sex.

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