/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reimu, because she is a bitch.

>>2895789
Cirno.

Marisa, obviously.

Marisa. She believes peace through superior firepower is the only way to insure peace in Gensokyo. She does whatever the hell she wants but it usually is for a greater good.

Letty, because she's fat.

Thirding Marisa. Plus she actually looks Western.

blonde with big tits = american

>>2895803
The greter good being her getting whatever strikes her fancy with no regard for anyone else.

Perfect.

>>2895815

Don't blame Americans for realizing realpolitik is the way to go in this world.

Cirno, because she's HURRR and DURRR retarded, just like an American.

>>2895825
She still lacks firepower.

>>2895805
I loled

Yukari. She is the mastermind behind Gensokyo just like how America is the mastermind of the world. Things happen because she lets them happen. Chen is Puerto Rico and Ran is Canada. Yukari abuses Ran just like America abuses Canada but they both know Yukari and America will protect them to the bitter end.

ITT faggot Canadians

go play hockey you faggots

>>2895852
>Chen is Puerto Rico
Reported for trolling.

>>2895865
Hello American. You should deal with the fact that the entire world hates your country.

>>2895888
I hate my country too.

>>2895888
We love you all the same, if you know what I mean.

Marisa.

Always stealing, talks gruff, and has WMD in the form of Master Spark

Yuugi

I think Nanoha would be the perfect expy of America. She befriends her enemies like America does. Germany, UK, Japan etc. Superior firepower and not afraid to use it. America was a loli like weak little waif back during the 17th and 18th century and no one took us seriously. But then we onee-sama'd up and fucked over a couple countries. Then befriended them.

>>2895888
We all hate the things that are better than us.

>>2895916
PATCHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2895789
I agree with OP's picture.

>>2895932
I live in Ireland and it's definitely better than America.

>>2895942
>Ireland

shitty drunk faggot country

>>2895951
>Ireland
>country

So much Eurojealousy in this thread. It's hard being #1 sometimes.

>>2895960

Everything except for the northern counties is an independent country.

>>2895960

...Yes.

Ireland is a country.

Theres a section to the north which is under English control, but other than that it is an independent nation.

>>2895930

That makes sense, actually.

>a thread about countries
>nobody mentions Poland

>>2895981
Why would you mention some nameless fairy who gets shot up in every incident?

>>2895970
>>2895975
I thought the UK was the country and Ireland, England, and Scotland were just regions.

Oh well, maybe I'm the stupid one.

>>2895990
As far as I know Scotland, England and Wales are all seperate countries that choose to represent themselves as a whole when dealing with international issues as the "United Kingdom"

>>2895975
>under English control

No, it's just inhabited by Irish Protestants who wish to continue being a part of the United Kingdom. I'm a Scottish nationalist myself, but I'm not about to claim that there's some sort of English conspiracy behind the union.

Surely I'm not the only Dutch anon here ;_;

>>2896001
Shush, go play your violins.

>>2895990
Northern Ireland is part of the UK. The Republic of Ireland is not.

>>2896001
Nee hoor.

>>2895999

Derp, I even forgot about Wales.

>>2896000
Ah, terribly sorry. I was around Ten when I left England so my understanding of their politics is dated and blurry.

>>2896014
As far as countries go, Wales is definitely one of the most irrelevant, historically and culturally.

>>2896001
Isn't the Netherlands just like Germany?

>>2896035
They are like good-natured Germans with a sense of humour who seem to really like cheese.

>>2896035
All I know about Netherlands is that is has lots of dikes and windmills, Amsterdam, and that it's overpopulated for a small country.

>>2895987

>>2896040
Oh, and cheese. Forgot about that. I guess Germany likes cheese a lot too.

The clearest analogy for my fair Blighty is Yukari. Once she shaped the face of the world, and now she slumbers, occasionally aiding, abetting, and fucking around with other people as befit her whims.


America is far more dififcult. I would offer up the Tengu - the majority of them never see the outside of their lands, and those that do bring back a few scant facts that do not reveal anything about the nature of the outside world. They have the power to fuck around with things beyond their border, but they stick to a code of honour in their dealings and are uninterested in the outside world as a people - with a few exceptions. They expect things to come to them instead of seeking them out, though they do have significant trade with certain groups outside of their own. None the less, even with their trade partners they are snobbish - claiming their superioirity.

>>2896035
Only in that they're next to each other and the languages sound kind of similar.

I like America.

Why do Western Europeans like alcohol so much?

>>2896093
Because we are really really good at making the stuff.

>>2896102

Because you're awesome and have been making it for hundreds of years.

>>2896102

Keep making those beers western Europe.

Thread progression:

America -> Ireland -> Booze

>>2896093
Strong drinking traditions and being treated as the inevitable stomping ground all throughout the Cold War. Much of European cultural development occured before clean drinking water was available, and alcohols were the only safe drinks - since then alcoholic drinks have increased in strength significantly (originally beer and ale were about 1% abv).

A lot of it is cultural inertia - most of our parents drink beer and wine. Times are, however, changing. No longer do entire companies go out for a drink friday lunchtime (which is a shame).

>>2896156
>Western Europe
>stomping ground all throughout the Cold War

Not really.

>>2896153
Well its not like the irish do anything apart form terrorism and drinking

If Marisa American, does that make Reiuji North Korea with the whole idea of being in possession of nukes?

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>>2896153
>Ireland -> Booze

I see nothing out of place there.

>>2896212
I get it

>>2896156
Drinking is nice, but sadly most people have a bad image of it because of all the children abusing it and partying.

>>2896227
Almost everyone here in Netherlands drinks responsibly and view it as a normal thing, even most of the kids. Not that people don't get drunk either, though.

>>2896165
I wrote "the inevitable stomping ground", as in it was expected that should the two sides come into conflict directly a significant amount of the combat would be within Europe. Everyone in the area realised this when the US started deploying things like the Davey Crockett to Europe, even if they hadn't realised it prior to that.

That has a tendancy to make you all kinds of nihilistic, and drinking goes well with that kind of sentiment.