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I'm frustrated
Yagoo, include a tanned girl in EN Gen 2.Onegai...
https://twitter.com/nekoruneru/status/1324722329335689218?s=19I like this one.
>>28794797chum to gura then
I want to hug and kiss this little brat
If there's a holoEN gen 2 girl who happens to be passionate about hololive, I would hope she learns to not be as obsessive as Kiara has been about her oshi.If it's for someone who won't mind like Subaru it's fine, but in general it's a good idea to not setup big expectations and pressure on a senpai.
Why is Risu horny
GURA MESUGAKI ASMR ONEGAI
>>28794721https://streamable.com/9pmn6vThis happened like 3 months ago but whateverShe also made a comment about not liking her "creepy otaku" but not in a "bully me" way like Haachama does. And it was pretty obviously not in that way because she panicked a lot and walked it back. I thought I had the clip for that but apparently I dont
>chicken collab was garbage pfhahahaha hope you die bitch
I watched quite a few holoEN videos just before sleeping last night and I woke up in the middle of the night and amelia and gura wouldn't stop talking in my head. I couldn't fall asleep because their streams kept replaying and I couldn't wake up and snap out of it. I think I'm going to take a break for a few days
What monopoly money is this even?
Like it or not, Botan is peak roommate. No other Holo could take her in a fight.
Remember to drink water unity chads
>>28794797Hi frustrated, I'm anon.
>>28794803>island loliYes please.
>>28794803Good atrist. If anyone can make me fail NNN, it's tanned tomboys.
>>28794803>tfw no tanned tomboy childhood friend
>>28794815well passionate about hololive can also translate into general admiration for senpais, not fixation on one
>>28794804Very nice
Homostars EN when?
>>28794812based
>>28794824Korean won, that's like 89 cents USD
GIVE ME YOUR NARRATIVES
>>28794821Anon... your meds...
Polka loves Mori and Kiara needs to watch out
>>28794824One thousand Woolongs.
>>28794189This is something that plagues pretty much all of the ENs.I'm actually wondering what pressure they have from management or what is up. Are they like this simply on their own accord?They ALL try to be really perfectionist, and then get disappointed in themselves in different ways when they don't succeed. It's like they're trying to be opposite of chill twitch streamers, they won't just have a stream going for hours and do stuff and rely on people being there for them. Closest to this is probably Kiara's massive SC reads.On one hand this is good, since they always try to keep things entertaining, but on the other they all dismiss ideas that don't seem like they would be enjoyed by all of their fanbase for the full duration of the stream.
I hope chicken and polka have a chance for a take 2 on that collab. so much potential that wasn't realized today sadly.
>>28794854kiara has a gun
Risu's BGM reminds me of Stranger from F/HA
>>28794854Gura's house smells bad
When will sora do a collab with one of the EN
>>28794786I’m in love with this chicken
*HOOCHAAre you frustrated?
>>28794854Mori is pregnant with Kiara's baby
>>28794854Mori browses /jp/ and cancelled her podcast appearance after reading backlash here.
>Sneeds Feed and Seedstop that /tv/
>risu will check 4chan later
Oh shit
>>28794820>ina looks like this irl
Tell me brothers, if Gura can get 1m by herself why did she join Hololive?
>>28794854Gura deliberately flubbed most of her debut to make Ride on Time more impressive.
Does the iq survey anon care to share their findings?
>>28794840Tobuscus for Holostars EN!
>Runs up to you>Says hello>Laughs heartily>Lifts you up with one arm>Full anal Nelson's you>Y O U L O S EImagine not being a fit chum.
holy fuck
oh no risu...
Oh no. Risu's reading more 4chan superchats.
someone just donated sneed's feed and seed to the indonesian squirel and another one told jp to take their meds
>>28794881HELLO JP, PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDS
>>28794859>no Gura hoodie in third panelngmi desu
>>28794881>>28794880What happened?
>hello /jp/! please take your meds!
>>28794854Ame is a cute
You heard Risu /jp/take your meds
>>28794903>>28794903WHO IS THIS
>>28794854Ina lives in my head.
>two back to back 4chan donationsYou fuckers
>>28794854Kiara is a cannibal and actually wants to fry and eat her fans
>>28794865>open stream>"Hello /jp/ please take your meds"Rude bitch.
You heard her /jp/
>>28794903based
>>28794876Kiara...the Sims stream...onegai
>>28794820haven't seen you in a while, arohtnemrot
>>28794903stop that
>>28794903KEK
>>287948241,000 Wimbledon Wombles
>>28794512>>28794532>>28794536>>28794556>>28794565>>28794617Average is, surprisingly, around 100red is FBK's. Spend most time there so got the most resultsblue is Peko's chatyellow, with the smartest fellows... Haachama's.I'll let you guess purple
>>28794819It's funny how /hlg/ schizos were losing their shit over tree rat not freaking out enough about $500 akasupa and now /hlgg/ schizos are losing their shit over Mori freaking out about them.
>>28794880>>28794881you motherfuckers
>>28794874No
>>28794803>inb4 it's a real hafu this time + okinawan
>>28794854Ame and Gura discord sex isn't real, they do it on teamspeak
>>28794903
>>28794914just people making risu say things with superchats and le funny usernames
>>28794927But she wants us to eat her out on Thanksgiving
>>28794821>The voices in my head, what do they mean.Welcome to the schizo club.
>>28794876>>28794927NOT NARRATIVES
>>28794940AQUTAN?!
>>28794927VORE ME, KIARA
>>28794903Funny looking dude.
I want to wish a cruel fate one one of the FPS-playing Holos: Republic Commando
>>28794940Aqua or Gura?
>>28794940Coco?
>>28794895Based.
>>28794861They all just got this huge audience out of nowhere. So it makes sense that they might worry that it could go away just as quickly.
>>28794903keeki ouji
>>28794912I must conceal my power levels. If she suspects I am a chumbuddy she may run from me in meatspace.
>>28794903is that supposed to be matt? lmao
>>28794940Baqua?
>>28794868Even Kiara is too spooked by her to ask her to the talk show, theres no hope anon.
Risu absolutely destroys Moona when it comes to english
>>28794975what is cruel about recommending such a great game
>>28794927Oh, I've got a cock she can eat
>>28794940tokyo tower...
>>28794999The only thing Moona does better than Risu is entertain the rabbit
>>287948881M subscribers doesn't guarantee a secure income.neither a secure income nor 1M subscribers necessarily implies happiness.
>>28794854The "Rate the stream" posts are actually made by the girls to get opinions on how the preformed
I like this chicken!
>>28794881Make sure you do your nut reps, guys.
>>28794861Even HER had a pretty limited audience for her actual streams. After two months I don't think any of them have really gotten a mental grip on just how many eyeballs they have on them and come to terms with it.
>>28794956Who should I sacrifice? Will a small country be enough?
I just want to chase Gura down dark corridors and threaten her with my magnificent body and what might happen to her tiny delicate and smooth body if I catch up to her. Is that so much to ask?
>>28795028Going for it now got some cunny collection to help me out here?
>>28794940Tortellini...
>>28794929You can't hear a jpg stupid.
>>28794943its kinda different since she didnt "not freak out enough" but more like barely even acknowledge it outside of reading it and saying "haha"
>>28794861Narrative: the EN manager is bullying them to keep their numbers as high and consistent as possible for his western takeover of Hololive.
>>28795020Shit I remember that video where Risu basically getting ignored.
>>28794826thanks, vergil
>>28794940>Haachama has the smartest audience
>>28794803dark skin vtubers don't sell. just look at Flare...
How come 70% of of 666d6's songs with another vocalist featuring end up being ruined by that feature?
>>28795027I like this chickenposter!
Whens the next stream?
>>28795004Because the challenge is great for most and I don't know if they can bare with it for the great payoff. Game became 10x easier when I realized I could abuse Super Battle Droid attack animations.
>>28794903C-chikin?
>Mm... mm! MM!>(pop)>GUH! Oh man, ya boi almost choked there.>...Eh? Nani? I didn't have to swallow? Ahahaha, sasuGA! It's fine. It'sfineit'sfineit'sfine.
>>28794861People seem to not realize that Hololive girls have the same, if not more viewers than the biggest 99.9% of twitch. EN girls didn't expect this, Amelia constantly gets more views than the streams that she looked up to and felt she would never be able to reach. Thats insane pressure.
remember the lesson from inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>28795028You just know someone's going to end up posting a tribute.
>>28794861It's really noticeable with Amelia if you consider Amelia's pollposting and the sneaky "what's your thoughts about the stream?" questions she slips in during streams, she asked that question like two to three times during the last Witcher stream (iirc? It's during a Witcher stream for sure)
>>28794861Holo is JP. They probably get grilled about representing "the image of hololive" and shit.
>>28795020>The only thing Moona does better than Risu isEat
Is Risu's artist someoene related to the artist of Kizuna Ai?
>>28794940More proof that Haatons see the most powerful race.
If a developer approached Cover to secure licensing rights to make a rhythm game with only Holo songs do you think they would take it? Or are they too retarded to even realize how good of an idea that is?
>>28794821chuubas are very dangerous if youre not mentally ready for them anonI went full on gosling for amelia and she made me happy and fully dependent on her, but recently she makes me extremely depressed because i know ill never be with her i hope the delusions come back soon
Thanks drawfag from archive.
>>28795027>>28795065
>>28795102Me on the right
>>28794826Will do, chumbud.
>>28795052oh god not that video. . . .
>>28795089Every time Amelia says "fuck", her manager grills her again.She's been doing it so much LOLSame with Mori and KiaraThe only two holos not being grilled for swearing are Gura and Ina, and Gura has messed up before. Ina is being grilled for not trying hard enough to compete with her gen, as she said onstream.
>>28795064Eh, I like those dudes from her first albums.
>GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH XDDDWhy the fuck does she keep making this stupid sound? Fucking disingenious bitch god i fucking HATE MORI SO FUCKING MUCH STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>28795037Somehow this post made me remember Evolve and I'm sad it's so dead that EN wouldn't play it. Eh, probably not fun for even half of them anyway.
>>28795129Get out of here Zero Tsuu.
Guras roomate is so fucking cute I fell in love twice now
>>28795058To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Haachama.
>>28795028Are they really free if I have to do all the work?
>>28795102>ENDER'D
>>28795136https://files.catbox.moe/9y10m8.mp4ogey
>>28795070
>>2879512902!?
Giving Gura her daily protein injection.
>>28794786Wait...so...what did Amelia mean by this?!
>>28795160stop posting thisyou are just summoning doxx posters
>>28795136Occasionally she forgets to breathe, goes well with Ina's humuhumus and Ame's hiccups
>>28795176Her Concocktion
https://youtu.be/x1KGUEvUX9A200k mamma mia
>>28795102me on the left and right
>>28795202me in the middle
>>28795191>nopan
>>28795058Some of the fan submissions for her cooking contests have been pretty impressive, to be fair.
>>28795191ass to ass
>>28795063She got plenty of gachi to keep her ship floating. Her SC is up there with the biggest holos
>>28795205Me clomping in the distance.
>>28795191>nopan ameThis is now my headcanon
>>28795182They're already here, look at the thread one of them wasnt deleted yet
>>28794862She'll just ruin it again. If it's not an off-collab where other people do the prep work, expect exploding PCs.
Guys help, Mori has me writing my own cringe rap lyrics.
>>28795051Is Enma really planning to kill YAGOO and take over Hololive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFOGy_WcItsWhy did they cut away from Amelia saying "I saw his peepee!" and "There's so many naked MEN!"????
>>28794956What?
>>28794940>Average is, surprisingly, around 100I hope you were being sarcastic otherwise you don't know how IQ works
How many hours until Gura's stream?
>>28795194So this is the power of clickbait and horny Indians.
>>28795130>Getting grilled for saying fuck>when the chad Coco existsbruh what
>>287952425
>>28795242five hours. her schedule has been accurate for the US time zones.
Can Polka rap? Could she potentially do a rap collab song with Mori?
>>28795252They swear much more blatantly and often than Coco
>>28795049but now you get Ina and Ame who don't even acknowledge them and that's good
>>28795209Yeah, but then you have the guy that tried to boil eggs by tossing them on a skillet until they burned.
If your EN oshi didn't exist which out of the other 4 girls would be the second most likely candidate?
>>28795136
>>28795037Thought the gif was going to be thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB8TNMBqrpA
>>28795254>>28795255>>28795268Thanks bros
>>28795210>>28795191I wish I was a ice cream sandwiched between them.
>>28795064The best features she had are easily DempseyRollBoy & Scott SK Miller
Haha it sure is funny how Gura likes a lot of art with lewd details, I'm sure it's just because it's cropped by twitter and she doesn't check right haha
>>28794245How am I supposed to cut this coupon without the guide lines ?
>>28795280God I can't wait for this collab again
>>28795241I'm surprised exactly because of people like you
>>28795270Amelia, without a doubt.
>>28795270Ame probably, I genuinely enjoy her streams the most and she actually streams the most of the girls so I get to see her a lot.
>>28795270the most likely candidate (second out of the five) or the second most likely candidate (third out of the five)?
>>28795035A small country should be fine.Do it. Make us proud, soldier.
>>28794825Korone boxes.
>>28795237The golden Yagoos are just an ominous reference to his decapitated head that will be in her office as a trophy.That's why the ENs were pushing that meme so hard.
First to 3 000 000?
>>28795270I would only watch JP.
>>28795269Wew
>>28795264https://streamable.com/8tmjldu sure ?
>>28794956i don't know what this mean
>>28795270My oshi is Ame, so probably Kiara or Gura
>>28795063She sells very well, she just doesn't have mainstream appeal.
>>28795284Ame calm down.
>>28795319Yes.
>>28795312https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1324774466270883840Fuck those numbers, look at this one.
>>28795270Kiara probably.
>>28794825Kanata's 50kg squeezability factor...
>>28795270If Ame didn't exist, then it'd probably be chicken or Mori
>>28795231I'm going to astral travel and convince God to stop being a chicken anti
>>28795281....is this the scotty she keeps talking about?
>>28795306>that tummyFuck I want a Gura version of this
>>28795136https://files.catbox.moe/vaxwqu.webm
>>28795284Sharks bite the females tail when mating, SHAAARK FACT.
>>28794825>botan is peak roomamateSTOP LOOKING HOW THEY ARE IRLRETARD
>>28795312When is Gura hit 2m?
>>28794826Sasuga
>>28795346No
>>28795284She knows exactly what she's doing
>>28795312To be fair, Ai-chan is hardly in the race.
>>28795027It was a shame the Minecraft collab was plagued with the HoloEN technical jinx, especially as they spent time making that nice Welcome banner. Hopefully it'll show the others that upgrading without proper testing is not a good idea. Still, at least the ending was good.
>>28795363>STOP LOOKING HOW THEY ARE IRLWhat?
>>28795270NoneKiara's my oshi because she's the most JP out of the EN bunch. None of them are even close to hitting that standard.
>>28795237I really need an Enma design. I know it's going to be never, but damn would it be cool.
These threads are kind of good.. What gives?
>>28795360she's 9000 years oldshe's gotten more dick than you would believe, and more pussy than you'll see in a lifetime just by getting curious every so often
I missed the Polka collab, how was it?
>>28795312top percentage rratatta
Ame's thighs are too hot.
>>28795270Ina.She's a very close second to Ame for me, and the only other EN I'm membered to.
>>28795270Ame
>>28795333Tree rat dies in October.
>>28795398no.. don't mention it..
>>28795368>Hololive will never get the DMC permissions>If they did, none of the Holos would ever be stylishI don't know which hurts more
>>28795385STOP DOXXPOSTING, NIGGERCHUUBAS ONLYROOMMATES NEVER
>>28795284haha yeah i'm sure it's just a mistake lol
>>28795240>>28795322How new?
>>28795130I got the impression that Mori tries to stop herself from swearing for her own sake, and because some children, including her own family, watch her. considering how casual she is with it in her music (which unlike her streams, is all pre-recorded and can be vetted) I doubt there's any management trying to force her.
>>28795391All of the bad posters are shitposting on /pol/.
>>28794940>Average is, surprisingly, around 100How is average being average surprising?>>28795266Massively overthinking things and missing obvious points are signs of being smart anon
>>28795368>ywn see Mori slowly getting good at DMCV>ywn see her pick up Vergil>ywn see her inner weeb peak as she slowly walks around and destroys rows of enemies with a single swipe of a katana>ywn see her reaction to hitting SSS for the first time and that I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING hitting her in the facewhy live
>>28794862I hope so too.
>>28795174
>>28795213https://files.catbox.moe/pqie68.webm
>>28795270Ame will go from 3rd place to 1st place. I think Ina will forever be stuck as my "second favorite"
>dead hours are cancer>I still come hereWhy, do I do this?
>>28795398gunked by extreme tech issues
>>28795360
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:aff69ba8045d0233176e6d54f36ba67a5d3bedc3&dn=gura.broteinmagnet link for gura's horror kusoge stream last night.
I WANT TO FUCK GURA FUCKKKKKK I CANT TAKE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>28795234Freestyle RIGHT now
>>28794797Hi frustrated, I'm at work.>>28794448If she won't play against stream snipers that's on her.>>28794943Did she know that 500USD is over 4300SEK?
>>28794826
>>28795391Trump is losing, /pol/fags are busy arming themselves
>>28795422Okayu would, I'm sure of it.People always talk about Botan being good at vidya, but while she's great at FPS, Okayu and Aqua are pretty good at most genre as well.
>>28795422It might've helped that I already replay MGRR like once a week but I picked up DMC5 pretty easily. One day friend, one day.
>>28795270If Kiara wasn't there it'd be Ina.
>>28795431It's surprising because he thinks we are all stupid. It's called sarcasm autismo.
>>28795435Let’s be honest she’d be terrible and watching would be a chore
>>28795468>>28795469 can't be Gura. Gura doesn't even know who Okayu is LOL
>>28795427i can guarantee you that since she's a teacher, she's learned how to try and control her language usage but she's losing control due to her constant sleep deprivation
>>28795294>Posting JudasIf you're going to pick a CN girl, at least pick a smart one.
>>28795029What was HER average viewership on Twitch?
>>28795490dude, fucking Pat and Woolie can do cool shit in DMCV, the game is that welcoming
>>28795497reminder that Artia tried very hard to make china and the west understand each other
>>28795461We all do bud, you just have to deal with it until her next stream.
>>28795270Honestly not sure, Mori's my oshi and Kiara's my second, but I don't know if I would've given Kiara a second chance if it weren't for how good their streams together were... so I guess Ina? or maybe I wouldn't have stuck around at all.
>>28795312Is Gura the most subscribed chuuba after Ai now?
>>28795491>less than 800k subs literally irrelevant lmao
>>28795369Yes
>>28795312what site is this now?
https://exhentai.org/g/1671392/bdae3ee9c6/I imagined it was gura the whole way through at it was at least 3 times better
>>28795512like 2k or 3k a stream maximumBut she's so talented that she's used to it already, and she's helping Ame, too, just by being her best friend and making things fun. They're by far the closest pair in EN
>>28795398Mojang is run by Kiara antis
Just woke up, how was the Polkiara collab
>>28795497Shit, Yogiri is so fucking hot. She clicks all my sensitive spots. That design was wasted in CN
>>28795554>She's collabing with JP?>Update it
>>28795525>artia tried to make westerners accept china being delusional as something they should be ok with>didnt even make an attempt to have China understand the westogey
>>28795548Why did you link a picture of a panda?
SAIDO CHESTO
>>28795559Kiara ruined it like she ruins all good things
>>28795559It's probably safe to skip the minecraft part of it and just watch the end unless you like suffering kino.
>>28795559[0] days without technical difficulties/10.
>>28795559mori ruined it
Is today really Polka's birthday?
>>28795559Yagoo ruined it
>>28795525You're more delusional than actual chinks.
>>28795559Kiara started off 20 min without preparation and couldn't find Polka in the server, then her game crashed 20 times for 20 min and in 20 min Polka was trying to make it entertaining by making silly sounds and trying to do some kind of jokes, but Kiara always turned it weird, so it was really awkward
>>28795353Hopefully they'll try to strike when the iron is hot and make figmas ASAP.Just imagine how much money they could make off of them on Christmas.
>>28795559Couldn't find each other for half an hour, and when they did, minecraft server shat itself. They did a zatsudan instead.
>>28795559God is a chicken anti...
>>28795559Minecraft decided to update, then shat the bed. They improvised.It was always planned to be a short collab anyway.
I'm saving all these panda links for when I get home.
>>28795497But Civia was the actual Judas. Artia is just retarded.
Please give musclegirl for EN gen2. PLEASE.
>>28795559awkward, filled with technical issues, 66 minutes
>>28795284Blame Twitter's shitty cropping.
>>28795608i like your optimism but we gotta be real here.... cover isnt gonna make anything until 2022, and when it comes it will be a voice pack and MAYBE an acrylic standthat will be $50+$10 shipping from Japan which will take 3 weeks at least
>>28794826Does Monster and Yuengling count?
>>28795559It's what happens when you don't give any thought to who you're collabing with. Kiara went with a theme when teaming up with Subaru and Nene and those streams were much better.
>>28795571The fuck does side chest even mean? Nobody says that! Get better /fit/ memes, Gura!
I need to put a mesugaki in her place.
>>28795058Im haaton I did IQ test when I was 18, cant remember exactly but around 125<=130 maybe you are right?
>>28795559What do you think
>>28795570This is probably bait but with these threads it's hard to tell just how new
>>28795490The games not that hard on demon hunter, I beat it on a dated as fuck pc with no prior dmc experience and got plenty of triple s ratings in fights, and I think she'd really vibe with the story.
>>28795530Gura's still about 30,000 behind A.I. Games
>>28795483Same
Wonder if anything is going to come of this and what they ever meant by "AO-chan's Design"
>>28795634No
>>28795608How old are you to have this an unrealistic view of real world production timelines for anything?
>>28795620how is Civia Judas ?
>>28795673That's the only one? She'll pass it in a day or two.
>>28794854bubba is a tulpa
>>28795635Take your meds. Of course an impromptu zatsudan is going to be awkward when both parties were prepared for a gaming stream and had to make up everything on the spot. Technical difficulties happen, and they made the most of the situation in spite of them.
>>28795689She unfollowed Coco while those Artia clips are from when she was fresh out of China
>>28795089What? Korone play 8bit kusoge for 20 hours straight all the time and no one complains except the "GO TO SLEEP" concernfags. They're probably just trying to keep their appeal as wide as possible for now.
>>28795284Y-yeah. The cropping.....
>>28795095>>28794940big brain haatons
>>28795682You think the mystic theme of EN is merely a small thematic thingy anon?
>>28795671You fail to comprehend just how shit Mori is at every video game we've seen her attempt yet. She claims to be good at Bloodborne, and god I love her and want it to be true, but Our Boy is just a fucking dumpster fire.
Risu is probably lurking here right now. Say something nice to her.
>>28795130Imagine believing this.
>>28795695thanks for the headcanon
>>28795682You just know that at this very moment, Ina probably has concept sketches for a humanized AO-chan in her folders
>>28795722Let me nut in your butt
>>28795722i love treerat's singing!
>>28795682They were probably speaking about the Among Us collab.
>>28795705Pretty based ngl
>>28795130>Ina is being grilled for not trying hard enough to compete with her gen, as she said onstream.Got a timestamp or a clip for that? I don't remember that at all.
>>28795722I love your singing! Risu!!
>>28795722I hope you can save up enough money to move out of Indonesia one day.
>>28795722Collab with en girls please
>>28795722I really like Tree Rrat's singing.
>>28795741Sure thing, here you go anon
>>28795559Polka tried carrying it, but Kiara made it awkward as fuck with her reactions and screaming
>>28795719Eh, if you can beat Metal gear rising, you can probably beat dmc 5, and they're a lot closer than any game she's actually played on stream.
>>28795722If you could sneakly answer, how much nut do you requie per day?
I hope Ina will do art for the sequel and play it on stream someday
>>28795722are you ogey, rrat?
>>28795722I didn't nut a single time yet you dumb furry bitch
>>28795565
>>28795781Yeah, that's actually true, good point. Although I just KNOW that the thread will be seething when she inevitably Gold Orbs.
>>28795631I just want to be optimistic..At least there's precedent with Friend's figure?I really hope they don't drop the ball and give them nothing to do for December. At least voicepacks. Onegai.>>28795687I know they wouldn't be shipped in December, of course; I have some figures myself. Announcing them and opening the pre-orders as soon as possible would still be their best move, specially when we don't know what the near future will look like. Making the money now instead of when the fire starts losing potency should be a given.Then again, yeah, Cover isn't the smartest of the bunch.
>>28795722Keep feeding Moona
>>28795682Only things we can take away from this is>Talking about Bozja, new XIV content at the time>Talking about Lalafell and playing a Lalafell >AO-Chan may "Need a design" before joining in on the possible XIV contentThats kinda it.
So what's up with Artia and HoloCN? I did not checked them for a week.
>>28795719or you have autistic perspective on what base performance isespecially from a female
>>28795779What are you talking about? both were loud as fuck.
How old is tree rat anyway? Not to doxxpost, but just to have a clear idea on what internet culture she is familiar with.
>>28795490The game is pretty easy to get into
>>28795738AO-chan's concept was actually leaked already...
>>28795790Imagine someone hiring her for art and writing Ina in credits
Who are we gonna watch tonight, both Ame and Gura steams gonna overlap fml
>>28794859Wait a minute...
>>28795824Who?
>>28795824Those are things that don't exist anon
>>28795809I hope it'd be a collab song between the 1m trinity, but that's probably the second least likely thing after actual merch
EOP who just woke up. How was the collab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj3KupYCO78
>>28795790Sequel to what?
I really want to impregnate this clown. Like, so bad. I want to pump my semen deep in the Fennec and give her babies.
>>28795682I have no idea how they're supposed to make XIV content fun to watch when the best parts are going through the story by yourself and endgame fights where Ame would ragequit months before she even steps foot in them.
>>28794859>No HERCam on anon, you can do better!
This is one of Mori's favorite characters. Tthoughts?
>>28795435>inb4 she was in /v/ sings Devil Trigger>inb4 she's actually the one mixing /v/ sings Bury the Light
>>28795828Friend, I'm shit at video games and know it. Mori can't even read a fucking tooltip to know what key to press.
>>28795556Seeing this feels more intrusive than the gurame compilation videos. What the fuck.
>>28795299based pedant
>>28795824Still in limbo.
>>28795865Scroll up.
>>28795269Reaper Derangement Syndrome
>>28795722your acoustic cover of Plastic Love on the 6month stream was better than Gura's and I hope more people get to appreciate your singing in the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj3KupYCO78It's over. Marine cucked out. Chicken reigns supreme in extrovertedness and lewdness.
>>28795312Link?
>>28795722Nut after nut.
>>28795722cute!
>>28795882Did she mention that she liked Jin? I know she loves P3, and she did mention liking Akihiko best. I don't remember her talking about Jin.
>>28795879Ina going through the story solo would be comfy but she doesn't do game streams anywhere near enough to justify it.
>>28795882No thoughts. I have no idea who that is.
>>28795882Hackerman
What happened with Mori's podcast?
>>28795824i don't believe we've met
>>28795682>; 3;>:^D>all caps LOL in the other mc chatlogThe way she types is so cringe yet also so cute...
Gonna try to archive the listenalong stream later, but I just want to double check if my youtube-dl would work for an in-progress stream, is there anything else I need besides youtube-dl.exe [url] -o --cookies [cookie text file]?
GIGASTACY? Lole more like GIGAVIRGIN!
>>28795921>Akihikobased proteinchad
So who's more mad about the collab being a dud, Polka or Kiara?
>>28795876Based
>>28795923It wouldn't be very comfy when she's played it since ARR and going through the story again would just be her powergaming as much as possible while going through the motions.
>>28795882why would anyone like Jin? there's nothing to his character beyond just repeating what revolver jesus says in a snide manner
>>28795368>Mori is Vergil>Kiara is DanteFuck, why didn't I make the connection sooner?
The GuraIna Phas collab from last night is really fun so far.
>>28795942Cancelled due to backlash.
>>28795722
Does anyone have that picture that highlights the face in Ina's design?
>>28795270None. I have a deep emotional connection to my oshi.
>>28795957what are you doing with -o there? i don't think it works like that.
>>28795270Either Ame or Polka
>>28795879She talked about it in a QnA and said it would basically just be a zatsu with her playing in the background.
>>28795900Plastic Love is a terrible song and YouTube needs to stop pushing it.
>>28795876Good man.
>>28795964She can make anything comfy but it's a moot point when she has two solo game streams a week.
>>28795882Awful villain, both writing wise and gameplay wise
>>28795942It never existed.
I NEED GIFSGIFS OF AMELIA BOINGING WITH HER BOINGS
>>28795963Kiara probably. Polka is a peach who can joke about her sub numbers
>>28795921She has mentioned it but not on stream, I can't link it for reasons, but this particular bit of info seems fairly harmless.
>>28795972>Don't say it...>MY WIFE!
Just woke up, with a boner too. I'm assuming Kiara's collab when horribly, huh?
>>28795556>>28795889>make yuribait comments>someone makes a yuribait compliationAs creepy as it is, she only has herself to blame.
>>28795993That's a bit different from this XIV project they've been working on which I assume is the EN girls playing together.
>>28796013we just pretend it never happened, the girls will pretend as well
>>28794940I always knew pretending to be retarded so naturally like Haachama puts a great burden on your brain.Naturally, her fanbase becomes smarter the more they try to keep up with her act. Fascinating.
>>28795997What does this look mean?
>>28796020This is from a month ago. The yuri didn't start until recently.
>>28795460wait did they actually take it down because of the taiwan flag? Holy shit
>>28795972Oh my gah
>>28796009>not on streamDon't be a fucking doxxnigger, jesus christ. It's not fucking hard to just NOT TALK ABOUT SHIT NOT ON STREAMS.
>>28796006Sorry I only have webms of her shaking her huge lactating jugs around.
>>28795957use this instead>streamlink-auth.ps1 .\cookies.txt STRREAMURL best -p mpv.exe --retry-streams 30 -r FILENAME
>>28796020anon this isn't even a problem
Fennec... Phoenix...Fennekusu...Finikksu...
>>28795995I'M JUST PLAYING GAMESI KNOW THAT'S PLASTIC LOVEDANCE TO THE PLASTIC BEATANOTHER MORNING COMES
>Ina spent the night preparing the minecraft collab>off streamI like Kiara, but fuck her
>>28796052thanks anon
Wrong image anon
>>28795942It's coming next week until next week comes and then it'll be the week after that.
>>28794854I don't like how Lamy often gets associated with meds, schizos, and jannies.
>>28795876W-wait Polka you don't understand she's just my frien-AAAAAGGGHHHHH
Gura knew exactly what she was doing when she said this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLd1i6n8vJU
>So I Installed Half-Life "Abridged"...It's out
>>28795830One was intentionally loud (Polka) whereas the other was peaking her mic as a reaction to Polka (Kiara).Kiara needs a mic compressor.
>>28795942It never existed
>>28796080She did it herself.
>>28796062pekor....
>>28796097?
>>28795986https://twitter.com/kuroboshi/status/1308435126594936832
I have ascended beyond narratives. I no longer believe anything posted in these threads that doesn't come from my own schizo brain.
>>28796071>>28795836I am a baka
>>28796097Fuck off Jolly
>>28796071This smelly BITCH should graduate immediately.
>>28795942Mori here, it’s comin YEAAA BOI
>>28796044yeah they did, gura claimed it was an auto take down from youtube (from having half naked men) but I don't buy it.
>Ina actually was busy with work/deadlines>still took a break from it to collab with Gura when randomly asked out of the bluestill warms my heart
>>28796121what if this thread is in your head thowe're all schizo down here
>>28796121>instead of listening to shizos spinning narratives, I spin my own narratives
>>28796092Man I wish for a Shion-Gura collab...
>>28795876>ywn fuck a jk bitch polwhy live
>>28796117its out
>>28796071I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
>>28796137Thanks mori very cool
>>28796092God, I want her to do ASMR so much.
>>28795942It's my truest and most ardent wish that we'll still be asking this question a year from now.
>>28796118Thank you.
I could listen to Coco butcher spanish for hours...
>>28796092Aye, aye, captain!
>>28795972Someone make a kiara = Dante edit now
>>28796146Precisely. To never be led astray by schizos, you must become an even stronger schizo. Only a schizo can defeat a schizo.
>>28796071I fucking love this bitch!
Coco's doing a karaoke if anyone careshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpp2Iv106CM
>>28795270None.I checked out Ame because she likes FPS games and her streams most resemble the other streamers I watch, and the rest of holoEN don't really fit that niche.
>>28796181Koopa...
>every holo has a unique emoticonJesus, how many emoticons are there.
>>28795942it's like nuclear fusion, it's always only a week away
I like Ame, but her solo gaming streams are pretty bad
>>28796182>open stream>btfoing the spanish language>stay on stream
>>28795520As bad as they are at other games, they fucking love DMC, they played the shit out of all the games before. You can't use them as a benchmark for bad gameplay regarding DMC.
>>28796092Based.
>>28795463I can't believe that this is what my life has been reduced toShitposting cringe rap lyrics for our boy ain't what I'm used toFreestyle? Free as can be but style is what I ain't gotSelf-awareness won't stop me takin' a shotWhy not?'cause I'm a genuine super-fine top-of-the-line auteur Taking to the flowing words like a fish taking to waterSorry did I say auteur my bad I meant total autistThis one is dedicated to our favourite reaper flautistThe hard-workin' bird-shirkin' humanized heart attackGirl just has a knack, knocks me back whenever her voice cracks
>>28796182I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH's rendition of Despacito
>>28796206newfagchama...
>>28796142
>>28796182i am listening and enjoying coco's perfect spanish
>>28796206>Aloe>tongueSex...
>>28796181Hold up, did someone make an actually decent Koopa fanart? She won't make it, is terrible and should graduate, but that's really cool.
>>28796218"Based," "dope," and "suprelit."
>>28796050POST THEM
>>28796182>open stream>despacito>close stream
>>287962063,304 in the unicode standard.
>>28795963Kiara for sure. She probably cried after the stream ended.
>>28796206how new?
>>28796218Damn, that's straight fire, my dude.
>>28796149Is shion-yo back?
>>28796236Anon...
>>28796206>aloesex...
>>28796236It's from the character generator thing Gura's mama made. I fucking wish I could draw the cute koop
>>28796216they can be used as benchmark for bad gameplay in everything, they still sucked
>>28796242You asked for gifs.
How did 5ch react to the collab? Are they hating on the chicken even more now?
>>28796206>that aloe emoteIll never get over how utterly retarded it was to get upset that a literal succubus had sex and a boyfriend
>>28796218Big ups, dude.>>28795963Polka is used to disastrous collabs, I doubt she'd care that much.
>>28796248What happens when we get the 3,305th vtuber after Cover takes over the market?
>>28795963Kiara. POL thanked everyone and immediately showcased her LEEL DEEL reps.Kiara on the other hand seemed to take it hard and apologised for everything going wrong.
coco drove HoloEN which was a resounding success, how long until we find out that she's also pushing for HoloES
Just got home from work, was the polka collab kino or was it just a regular minecraft stream?
>>28796206>Kurisu>nut....Sex?
>>28795064I wouldn't really count it as featuring another vocalist considering it's a remix but this is probably one of my favorite songs that she's done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyjRoetjo6A
>>28796182What's the point of singing Despacito if she doesn't even know 90% of lyrics?
>>28796206A whole lotIn this case it's just local culture giving them emoticons thoughIt's pretty cute
Ela partiuPartiu e nunca mais voltouEla sumiu, sumiu e nunca mais voltouSe souberem onde ela estáDigam-me e vou lá buscá-la
>>28796206SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>28796276Who fucking cares what those retards think?________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>28795963Polka will never be upset about something after the Aloe incident.
>>28796294Neither
>>28796277I'll never forgive the Nijiniggers
>>28795972>Vergil is a half demon who denies his humanity>Dante is a half demon who needs to embrace his demon sidethe layers...
>>28796212Then you don't really like her. Raging and whining and getting stuck because of her stubbornness is part of the experience.
>>28796294It was a complete disaster
>>28796315>>28796329The fuck happened?
>>28796068Minecraft wasn't the original plan IIRC. Plus Polka was still streaming like, an hour before it started.
>>28796302Gura barely knows a lick of Japanese.
>>28796285There are yearly updates, the most recent one added 117 new ones.
>wanted to check out kiara's twitter>couldn't remember her handle so i just looked her name>THIS WAS THE FIRST RESULT
>>28795882She liked Door-kun more so it's ok, my boy still has good taste.
>>28796290Spics have zero money. It'll be a generation with EN-level subs and ID-level memberships/supas.
>>28796294Game shit itself, stream pretty much turned into an impromptu zatsudan
>>287960714chan HATES HER
>>28796302In Karaoke it's better to know the tune more than the lyrics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH1WysLHLkQ
>>28796277sex was a smokescreen. It was nijiniggers upset that their cult is a black company.
>>28796308>Tim Maiapretty based
>>28796020Making a video specifically about one girl is creepy. I don't think it'd feel as lecherous if it was more a "holoEN yuri compilation".
>>28796218Basado
>>28796353Hololive RP accounts are nothing new, but they never get easier to look at.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1324784710367748097Gura...
>>28796334Kiara made Polka scream out the 300k vtuber thing and then do the same for her own 430k subs.
>>28796334Technical issues out the ass, but Polka managed to save the last part of it via zatsudan.
>>28796302then why is Gura singing JP songs
>>28796353Is she playing dumb?
>>28796334scroll up lazychama
>>28796302It's the epic reddit meme song, and as a spic I must say Coco's rendition of making random anime girl noises to the tune is better than the original song
>>28796334Minecraft server was shitting itself and it took Polka like 15 minutes just to get to the village. They ended up doing a zatsudan instead. It was good, though. They're both naturals at entertaining so it ended up better than if they played Minecraft in the first place.
>>28796300God, I fucking love her music.
>>28795839Just another penname. A pro artist has a train of them by the time they start getting paid.
>>28796353it burns
>>28796353That's really bad with the JP holos because twitter will prioritize english accounts when searching unless you follow the girls.
>>28796050yes those will be perfect
Слава на Йисус, че сме родени в същата ера като Амелия.
I'm tired of being friends, I want to make Fubuki my waifu. How do I do that?
>>28796383The update is probably causing trouble for all the members.
>>28796218Pretty good, but I don't know of any way to pronounce auteur that rhymes with water.
>>28796383Give me the narrative, now.
>>28796381>Hololive RP accountsWhat the fuck?
>>28796277we could had offline collab with Aloe ... just imagine
>>28796206Why do Choco, Civia, and Yogiri have 2 emoticons?
>>28796276they would've hated it either way since they dislike both of themshit taste elevens
>>28796412forcefully
>>28796353>"//Who is Pekora"how does someone RP as a character without even knowing one of their most basic traits
BEAT IT BEAT ITDont mind if I do
>>28796353>Roleplaying Kiara>Who is Pekora?This has to be a joke
>>28796294It was a disappointment. Kiara didnt prepare, Mojang trolled, and the zatsudan was awkward without any script. But it is what it is.
It's weird looking at big twitch streamers and seeing them have 9k views and thinking that that's low. People were mocking Kiara for having 15k viewers during her disastrous collab. That's still bigger than a huge handful of major twitch players. And then you have someone like Gura who can get 50k+ playing a joke horror muscle game, which is bigger than the biggest names on twitch. Hololive really distorts numbers.
>>28795942a false narrative
>>28796398Yeah but being able to add working on games professionally to holo itself could be amusing
>>28796232El Ansarón (poseído por Rey Paimon)
>>28796334Kiara invited Polka on a tour of the EN Minecraft server, but because they spawned in different places they spent about 20 minutes trying to find each other.Then just as they found each other the game crashed.And continued to crash.Then it turned into just a general chat where Polka went into her bag of music tricks and pulled up some weird and wonderful instruments. They seemed to have fun talking to each other but all the technical details really put a dampener on things.
Are we going to get anything? And if so, what?Hardmode: Not THAT.
>>28796422Watson is pressuring all of them to drop it to get people to forget about her creative mode cheating.
>>28796302dude, you just described 99% of people singing despacito ever
>>28796411thank Jesus
>>28796358It will be a cartel money laundering racket.
>>28796383at least there wont be a big overlap
>>28796433Maybe they're just a clip-watcher who watches all the 'takamori teetee moments' clips Kiara personally endorses.
>>28796423Twitter is an unironic hotspot for RP
>>28796433RPers literally do not know any of their characters beyond their design and the most surface-level details. If you can't look it up on a wiki, don't expect an RPer to know it. Shit, even if you can look it up on a wiki, expect an RPer to either not know it or misrepresent it anyway.
>>28796459I KNEW IT, SHE NEVER REALLY LIKED HOLOLI
>>28796383NARRATIVES??
>>28796476Minecraft update fucked the server
>>28796334>shadowbanned stream since the start, thus no viewers, because Kiara is a retard>take 20 minutes to find each other in Minecraft, because Kiara is a retard>server starts lagging like shit and DCs them constantly>try to salvage it with Zatsudan at the end, only semi-funny
>>28796445what does this image have to do with your post?
>>28796412Become Gura.
>>28796475It's THAT
Reminder that TakaMori attracts the discord tranny audience along with the twitter faggot audience
>>28796476Server still shitting itself
>>28796459I wonder if it will be an EN rendition of fukkireta. That's the most likely thing
>>28796353
>>28796459Koopa's debut.
Has Mori ever talked about the possibility of doing a music version of Ina's art academy streams?
>>28796422Too busy getting mating pressed by me.
>>28796353Sounds like a set up to a DO YOU KNOW PEKORA quote, but who knows.
>>28796459Today's their spa date, so there's a small chance of an impromtpu offcollab after they finish but it'll just depend on how their day pans out. Because of timezones that would be the morning o the 8th for NA, not the 7th.
>>28796494It was actually the wrong image.
>>28796445Some of the largest and fastest-growing twitch streamers got there by botting views until they got partnered. Cover, while an insidious company, is probably too stupid to even figure out how to bot on YouTube.
>>28796503Don't tempt me to post the Gura RP accounts.
>>28796353Jesus fucking christ.Now you got me curious if the person really didn't know who Peko is, or if it was akin to saying "I don't know who you're talking about, I only have eyes for you".
>>28796425How would a Kiara/Aloe offcollab work? Just lots of sex?
Yeah, Coco's music tastes are great
>>28796383Confirmed that she needs time to prepare for her upcoming OTV collab
>>28796494Anonchama... your brain reps.She’s looking down on twitch streamer’s viewership numbers.
>>28796358If they have EN level subs they would still make good money. Gura is one of the larger earners despite having supa/sub rates that are like only a third of Lamy's and Rushia's.
>>28796457Polka was the one who asked to visit the server i'm pretty sure. But they did seem to have fun.
>>28796503Then why are there antis all trannies?
>>28796159I wonder what her princess ASMR is
>Risu gets 200k 10 mins right in the middle of a zatsudan>Lamy has a 5 hour endurance stream to get 2k subscribers to get 350k
>>28796421>update fucking on TakaMoriit's cursed to never happen lol
>>28796383I wish that she did her Minecraft stream last night instead so the server being shit would be discovered sooner and chinkin's collab would have been saved
>>28796534exactly
>>28796526No you dont get it. WE could have had offline collab with Aloe, thats what nijiniggers took from us
>Amy instead of Annie
>>28796517based
>>28796522>Some of the largest and fastest-growing twitch streamers got there by botting viewsWhere's the proof of this
>>28796353>Who is Pekora
>>28796514Her trackmaker streams are sort of like that, but I guess those are more like Ina's general drawstreams
Anyone seen how Watson's transcontinental railways are looking in the nether?
>>28796489>>28796504Weak narratives, she wouldve changed the game rather than pushing it back.
>>28796540>Lamy still makes more in SC then the rat will ever see
>>28796508Could be Shiny Smily Story (Coco ver.) as well
>>28796540You underestimate how powerful nuts are
someone make an ame edit with this
>>28796540Then maybe Lamy should do thigh ASMR sessions
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1324784710367748097Looks like the technical problem is affecting all of them. RIP minecraft.
>>28796570Tree rat gets to keep more of her money though.
>>28796476One of Kiara's deaths resulted in a massive explosion that tore the EN Minecraft server in half. Remarkably all her chickens survived.
>>28796353>this is the takamori audienceAmeSame filters normies because they're afraid of Amelia eating out Gura's loli cunny
http://poal.me/k52vzt
>>28796540Risu is achieving meme status. Bitch should've done it from the start.
>>28796445I'm here feeling good when I have 10 viewers
>>28796585She needs to postpone it cause of the ***uno collab
>>28795270I don't want to imagine that timeline, so probably none after all.
>>2879644510k viewer in youtube = 2k-3k viewer in twitch in term of revenue
>>28796353Forced ship
>>28796412Stop donating ARS.
Slosh slosh slosh slosh
>>28796590
>>28796594>Gal-gurabrb chumming
>>28796590Truly a fine wine
>>28796492>shadowbanned stream since the start, thus no viewers, because Kiara is a retardWhat more could she have done. She recreated it after the first time it was shadowbanned, and it just got shadowbanned again.
>>28796601UNO collab? cool!
>>28796383So Ame would rather break the server than to build a 600 block long 2x2 tunnel? Bit extreme.
>>28796606>source: trust me.
>>28796353Somebody retweet this to Kiara but I'm too much of a faggot to do it.
>>28796590Don't get cocky
>>28796617I don't have a big enough cringe for this shit
>>28796617That's not AmeSame having sex
>>28796514She's not that confident in her track making for that, but I don't know if she'd do something for like... actual performance practice or writing lyrics.
>>28796590>>28796617jesus, you could've given him more than a minute before BTFOing him, anon
>>28796562I don't have any evidence, but I do remember this being a big controversy on twitch several years ago. To the point where people were false flagging other channels with viewbots to get them punished.
YOUTUBE WHAT THE FUCK STOP
>>28796617What is even going on here
What kind of voicepacks will we get? Will Ame's be sweet or gremlin?
NO MORE RP POSTSPLEASE
>>28796672Both
>>28796149They actually talked about it but they were both filtered by not doing their reps too hard
>>28796445I thought the same. I used to think twitch chat was fast, but with ~5k viewers it's still possible to pick out individual messages or to directly talk to the streamer. Youtube numbers in relation are extremely skewed out of proportion.
>>28796632Change the fucking title, duh
>>28796675Someone bust out the Fate Twitter RP posts!
>>28796617fucking rekt him
>>28796617What in the world are they talking about?
>>28796662AAAAAAAAAAAA THE COLOR TASUKETE KOKUJINJIN
>>28796540>5 hours>endurance
>>28796617But for what purpose?
>>28796590>>28796617That was fast
>>28796675I guess you could say you've had inaough of them
>>28796525the "//" before the statement means that it's the writer commenting. The account owner actually doesn't know Pekora yet for some reason decided to RP as fucking Kiara
>>28796459Kiara had something on her schedule about maybe a video, so perhaps they're considering some kind of offcollab thing after the spa but don't want to set it in stone incase they don't feel up to it.
>>28796666You tell me, Satan.
>>28795422I feel Mori can do ssstylish.
>>28796523You won't because it doesn't exist, faggot.
>>28796557Fuck, I'm much angrier now. All Nijiniggers must burn alive.
>>28796662can we report YouTube for doxxing?
>>2879667212345678
>>28796662i got recommended this too, who is this?????
>>28796700What does Korone even consider to be endurance? A week? A month?
>>28796709Then explain the previous line
>>28796617but why
>>28796656I really don't want to dig too far into this, but it definitely exists.
>>28796422She's having the same tech issues as Kiara did.
>>28796672>can't buy ina's voicepacks bc poorfag
>>28796662Narrative: youtube algorithms are the doxposters in this thread
>>28795942Next one isn't out until tomorrow, right? So it could still be real.
>>28796383Fucking Microsoft, releasing shitty patches that break everything as per usual.
>>28796595>Bitch should've done it from the start.How do you do a NNN gimmick in the middle of April?
ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ
>>28796733You've gone far enough anon... you can stop now. For yourself.
>>28796709Why do you know this?
>>28796733I hate it
>>28796727nobody x)
>>28796733
>>28795882Makes sense to me.
>>28796715>Struggling with rat game, plunging into death pits and not noticing hud elements for an hour>SSSNo
>>28796540>5 hour>endurance
>>28796733<span class="sjis">q u e l l eh o r r e u r e[/spoiler]
>>28796759It's a programming thing as well
>>28796759Your coding reps, anonchama...
>>28796710Do we know what day they're actually going?
>always the exact same songs in Coco's karaoke
>>28796595It's really a not good status anonFubuki is amazing and even she declined hard after the surge
My brain has melted due to lack of sleep due to picking this shit up. Hololive is turning me into an Amelia tier brainlet
>>28796728Life is one big endurance stream to her.Her only breaks are when she's playing videogames.
>>28796745>>28795942Could appear this week or next week.They could also have pushed it back or shelved the segment for the time being.
>>28796756Yeah. I don't want to shit on any particular fanbase, I just want to make it clear that all the girls have this garbage. Not just the ENs either, there have been EOPs doing this for the JP girls all year.
Wait how do we know that Mori isn't on this week's podcast? Was someone else confirmed?
Which holo could top these numbers no sweat?
>>28796731pretty sure that's just the writer being poetic. pic related, notice the lack of "//"
>>28795889>>28796373You guys sure have weird standards.
>>28796759html
>>28796731It'd be kind of weird to complement Kiara's laugh in character as Kiara.
>>28796048Actually she did mention it on stream once. The persona character she liked,? I think it was a past membership stream
>>28796767DMC unironically has less of a performance threshold because no rhythm timing nor time limit
>>28796433>>28796518>>28796731
>>28796182Yeah boy
>>28796756Don't listen to him, anon. You can't stop now. It's too late to stop now.I'm definitely not suggesting somebody should try roleplaying with them and post results.
Don’t open
>>28796755No seriously, the oiliness I could perhaps understand, but why did they all have glowing nipples?
>>28796615>that last 0.5 second teeth-baring smile hnnnghhMORE
>>28796733<span class="sjis"> BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE?[/spoiler]
>>28796383Fuck minecraft
>>28796800Ame is doing a 24 hour stream confirmed, when is the question though
>>28796832Why the fuck do I always open this
>>28796818True, but I don't think any of the ENs would go for style, rather than just doing what gets them through the game. I wonder which of them would use gold orbs.
>>28796538I'm curious about this too.Like, what could a princess ASMR even be? Is she gonna roleplay a cute shark Atlantis princess or something?
>latest pekora stream deletedI hate cover so fucking muchSTOP DELETING EVERY FUCKING VIDEO I'M TRYING TO WATCH
>>28796825There's not enough YAB in the world for this
>>28796825of fucking course
>>28796782She actually cares about pleasing her audience. It's a foreign concept for the EN fanbase, I know.
>>28796800Korone regularly tops that
>>28796662literally WHO
>>28796733Why not just use fucking flist or some shit
This is what happens to cocky little shark brats that try to steal our protein.
>>28796383That's a shame. I was hoping she would knuckle down and do the Nether tunnel herself since Ame really doesn't want to do it. And let's be honest, a straight tunnel is about the most Gura can accomplish on her own.
>>28796800Kiara.Although it would only be 4 hours actually playing the game.
>>28796825
>>28796825I HATE IT
>>28796832At least it's hard vore so it's not that terrible
>>28796727>>28796858Why would you expose yourselves as newfags I don't understand
>>28796218"Direct" "flames" right here
Hey why did Gura delay her Minecraft stream? Are the servers still busted?
>>28796767I think she's ironically just legendarily bad at rhythm games. She sucked at doom too but she at least showed measurable improvement as she played. the mad rat stream was just incompetence from start to finish
Same 10 songs every time
>>28796218OOOOOOOOOOO FLAMESsssss!!! Mori would be proud anon
Well, do YOU know Pekora?
>>28796733Everyday we stray further from God's light.
>>28796800Korone with NES kusoge
>>28796855Her audience wants her to sing some songs she hasn't sung in a while though instead of always the same Katy Perry into Ariana Grande into Nicki Minaj
>>28796755Where's all the A Way Out art?
>>28796848ye, but in V what gets you through the game also tends to get high style rankings due to how they changed the grading mechanicsit's part of what made people majorly salty in early demos
>>28796832We have come too far.
>>28796353>>28796617>>28796733>>28796825This is what happens when you pander to Westerners; this is the audience you attract.
>>28796800Africat, as easy as breathing.
>>28796895NO
>>28796218>flautistNani?
>>28796882so people can spoonfed mealso I'm not a newfag but I have never cared about irl holos
>>28796733>Plays as FutaUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Why did she do it? Why did she ruin the collab and prove that her previous success with JPs was entirely due to them being off-collabs where other people had to do the prepwork?
>>28796909AT LEAST INA IS FINE RIGHT!!
>>28795458Gura is the shark equivalent of footfags
>>28796887OTV collab got in the way and took priority
>>28796538Gura making Luna noises for an hour.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1CnzyOZLTY
>>28796849I hope it's spoiled princess brat.
>>28796383>https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1324784710367748097They are aware that they can select to play with the previous client-version in the Minecraft-Client. Right?
>>28796590>>28796617give him a minute at least
>>28796915Has she played anything other than Minecraft yet?
>>28796825>only know the myth group>didn't watch chicken debut where she talks about pekora>didn't watch the clips where she always talks about pekora
>>28796569Well she's still playing DbD later so it's probably just the game. With a lack of permissions it makes it a little harder for her to just pull something out of her ass.
fags
>>28796420or turrwar turr
>>28796934>spoiled princess bratStop, I can only get so hard.
Guys. Can I pay a chuuba to recite the Lord's Prayer?
>>28796889To be fair, her actual rhythm was mostly fine going by her scores, it's just that that seems to have taken like 90% of her brain power so she kept doing retarded shit like doing the fast drop over pits.>>28796894Does she ever improve at them?
>>28796218>>28796919>flautist>flute playerNeat. Didn't know this word existed.
>>28796832
>>28796825How is this even physically possible, Kiara talks about Pekora more than she talks about Mori, even if you only watch clips there are dozens of clips of Kiara talking about Pekora
>>28796920this "irl holo" has been posted 1000x times on hlg before the split
>>28796277the EN branch should deploy a replacement succ
>>28796919She plays the recorder, you dong. It's a flute.
>>28796825I pity you takamori shitters. I really do
>>28795875There are subtitles so don't kick up a fuss about the language pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqy5rX33zaE
>>28796833how else are they suppose to sense pray in the dark anonchaama
>>28796925Sorry.
>>28796902No that's just (You). I love hearing her sing the same setlist every stream.
>>28796889most of her failures came down to forgetting she has the X button, outside of that she done fine
>>28796923Being a KFP is like being on a roller coaster, constantly going up and down between suffering, kino, and sufferingkino. Same with Mori except replace suffering with cringe.
>>28796689Should have just named it Collab then.
everything you know is true, all the narratives are true, no exclusions this is true
>>28796932My body is ready nanora
>>28796825SHE MENTIONED PEKORA IN HER FUCKING DEBUT
>>28796942Dude's in the same team as these artists that obviously don't know the source material of characters they draw
>>28796987This is true
>>28796978That's just you, sorry.
>>28796825This is why /hlg/ hates us
>>28796954>>28796919reminded me of flatulence too
>>28796987True aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean-... That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's fuckin' true. Uhm... That's how it is dude
>>28796825Even if you ONLY know EN, Kiara spent her entire debut week (and then some) bringing up Pekora, what the fuck.
>>28796987NIGGERMANNNNNNNNNNN
>>28796733WTF I love HoloRP now.
>>28796987this is just like minecraft!
>>28796975DON'T LOOK TAKOBROS
>>28796920Literally just google the full name, it's right there, you don't even need to add hololive to get your answer.
>>28796927
>>28796975STOP, jesus christ
>>28796218>flautist with autistToday the deadbeats were cool.
>>28797008This is your head on deadbraps.
>>28796937I would happily put money on no for all "Do holoEN know X?" type questions
>>28796420It's a slant rhyme, I'm a hack.
>>28796987I knew it. Gura's end goal is to make all ojisans on the planet so frustrated over her teasing them with her sexy feet that they all go crazy and assault her at the same time
>>28796987I knew Gura had a 9ft5in long cock.
>>28796975
>>28796855i thought it was her doing her reps for the big holo concert at the end of the year?
>>28796987huh this seems kind of true..
>>28796985Never forget what KFP stands for
>>28796353>>28796617
>>28796925Anon, I...At least this person is trying their hardest at making puns out of everything.
>>28796832It's fucking NNN man don't do this to me...
>>28796569To what? Not enough time to get new permissions, and the games she keeps coming back to are Minecraft, Phasmo, DBD, and musedash. Musedash is permabanned, Minecraft is bugged, she just did Phasmo last night, and she already has DBD scheduled later that night. No real good options.
>>28795270Shark probably
>>28796975I want to believe these people are young, but I think that gives the twitter RP scene too much credit.
>>28796218Honestly, I'm jelly.
>>28796909>The audience you attract>The Kiara roleplaying apparently hasn't actually watched Kiara
>>28796942>didn't watch any of Kiara drawing Pekora for 4 fucking hours straight.
>>28795966This image hurts me. I must grow stronger.
Bros where are we supposed to get the text on Ina's book? I can't find it anywhere.
>>28797059>(material)jezas
>>28796825I think that was meant to be out of character? Like the person behind the account doesn't know the JPs and its admitting that.
>>28797059Even in shitpile Ina's fanbase knows their shit
>>28796961Forgive me, native-sama. If I imagined such a word existing, it'd go something like "flutist" in my head.
>>28796949Your princess demands a seat, anon, but there aren't any chairs around.
Mori Ina
>>28795995Opinions. The song being overused as fuck is a fact though.
>>28797059fucking christ
>>28797028>>28796957What is gonna be the next hlg narrative? That all the holos pack E cup breasts at minimum?
>>28796975t-that's not even how Ina would act...
>>28795270Calli.
>>28796899I CAN STILL HEAR IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTecqIF2hrU
>>28797059>( material )I don't know if he/she thinks low of her audience of if some idiot caused an accident.
>>28797108More Ina?
>>28797100Just sit on the floor you stupid brat.
>>28796617>>28796733>>28796802>>28796975You know, i could have gone the whole day not knowing this existed, but i chose to view this. My lifespan has now decreased
>>28796975THAT DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE HER
>>28797131Who's that?
Got a sniff on Mori's MV work? I wanna see what she's done.
>>28796733Why did you post this?
>>28797069A lot of them probably post here, the RP is coming from inside the thread.
>>28795422I don't know how much clout Matt Walker has but historically its very unlikely that the US branch of a Japanese corp can do much to change the ways of old japanese men in suits.
>>28795270ame or inaprobably ame
I understand that Gura attracts children due to her childlike personality and family friendly content but why does Mori attract so many rich fucks? Are they impressed by her hard work?
>>28797034imagine NOT being ready to suck farts out of your oshi's ass with a straw
>>28795270Ina
>>28796940She played Sort the Court for a couple of hours last strema.
>>28794803saucenao shows nothing
>>28797152>Got a sniff of Mori once she's done with her MV work?
>>28796987Gura is from the wired, es ella y no es ella, dating Ame, hates Hololive, love Hololive, is and isn't an alcoholic?
>>28797160/mu/ have money and don't care how they spend that money
>>28797160Big boobies
>>28797154
>>28797160I still don't understand Mori's appeal
>>28795719In her defense it's an entertaining dumpster fire...
>>28796218Someone’s gonna vocaroo this
>>28797096Yeah. At least in that specific group (that might not even be a big amount of people but a small circlejerk) puting // (or the icon that represents the girl) before the tweet means they are talking out of character.
>>28797059ina's so caring, seems like her materinal (maternal) instincts are kicking in
>>28797059Take me from this plane my lord
>>28796218>rhymed flautist with autist
>>28796538Both Ame and Gura have experience with voice acting, right? Even if it's not technically ASMR, I do like Gura getting into a character for a stream. Both could get some mileage out of that.
So uhh, why did Gura private her protein for muscle vod? Because of the taiwan flag?
>>28797189Gap moe, precious must defend autist, literally a virgin hasn't touched a male
Thanks Ny*nners
>>28797160>>28797189If you don’t get the cringekino now you never will.
>>28796987The cubes Mason! They are true!
>>28797126>>28797146Yeah, it doesn't sound like Ina but it definitely sounds like something Ina's roommate would say.
>>28797152I don't think there's even any signs she's woken up yet, and I've seen nothing from the few affiliated acts I know of.
>>28797160Audiophiles are easily parted from their money.
>>28797189BIGAMERICANCRINGE
>>28797150Wouldn't it be funny if I actually created ChumGuts over the assumption that Gura was a Berserk fan? What a timeline that would be.
>>28797217I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH
>>28797100>IMPLYINGMY FACE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD SEAT
>>28797160Its where the money is, look at how many lowfi rap channels there are, how many fucking albums on itunes, how many souncloud channels.Being cute vtuber with a good looking roommate helps; it worked for coco and noel.
>>28797208Narrative. truth is youtube went schizo at the sight of muscular men in speedos
So I've never watched Polka livestream before but after that collab, I passed out and had a vivid dream of us dating. The fuck is happening to me, bros? I want to go back to sleep...
>>28797154The narrativebros were the RP accounts all along?!
>>28795270Mori is my Oshi, and if I gotta be honest with myself? Probably none of them.Mori seems to tie them all together in a special way to me, she's an integral part of the team and is a big reason as to why EN is as successful as it is.I would not be nearly invested as I am with EN without her contributions, the rest of the girls are fun and have good personalities but are quite honestly nothing too special, and although Ina is a great artist there are artist vtubers everywhere.With Mori however I stuck around for the full experience with all the girls and have grown to love them all, I can't really pick a second fave because they are all great but I do have memberships for Ina and Kiara.
SAY.HER.NAME.
>>28796625>Gal GuraMakes me think of Gal Gohan. Good times.
>>28797198
>>28797190Absolutely it is. I'm a T2 for a reason. But I won't pretend she's not a fucking mess when it comes to the vidya.
>>28797154There's a gura findom RPer that literally has /jp/ linked in the description
>>28797140Considering the type of people they are RPing with, it wouldn't surprise me if they were asked to clarify, because their pea-sized brains didn't get them.
Post more of this RP cringekino. It's good material to pass the dead hours.
>>28797253That was a magical stream
>>28797260Clussy...
So what's up with Gura pushing back her MCOTV really happening huh...
>>28797258have an upvote based redditor
>>28796923Because Minecraft with Polka was a backup plan to another backup plan which was probably the most sensible of all the options they had available since an offcollab was off the table.Kiara likely didn't think the update would screw up the multiplayer and there was no real reason to expect it would. Even if it did work, the shadowban meant lower viewer numbers than they would've wanted anyway.
>>28797260Maro Poruka
>>28797160I have money and all of my dreams are fucking dead because I was pushed into choosing between options I didn't understand at the time and now I'm stuck on a dead-end career path that only satisfies me by signing a fat check at the end of the week.
>>28797185this is the actual answerif ame and mori flipped their models mori would be so irrelevant noone would know her name
Judge thou, o uh'eog, f' cahf wrong ya: overthrow f' cahf mgehye'bthnk against ya. f' mgah'ehye ah confounded ng ashamed cahf ep ahmgr'luh ya orr'e. F' mgah'ehye ah turned back ng ah confounded cahf devise mgvulgtnahor against ya. f' mgah'ehye become Iiahe dust mgep wind: ng mgah'ehye angel ot uh'eog straighten f'. f' mgah'ehye way become n'ghft ng slippery: ng mgah'ehye angel ot uh'eog pursue f'. llll naIIII f' uaaah mgep r'luh f' net llll ya unto mgehye: naIIII f' uaaah mgep upbraided ya orr'e. mgah'ehye snare hh' h' knoweth nafl, l' nog h': ng mgah'ehye net hh' h' mgep r'luh, h' or'uh'enah: ng ph'nglui cahf og snare h' mgah'ehye ahmgep. mgng ya orr'e ahor rejoice ph'nglui uh'eog, ng ahor ah delighted ph'nglui h' salvation. throdogoth l' ah gnaiih, ng l' gnaiigof'n, ng l' vulgtmoth orr'euh'e, Iiahe h' ph'nglui mgepah uaaah, ah hai ng ever ahor ah, shuggog naIIII zhro, Ai! Shub-Niggurath!
>>28797237i didn't spend $25,000 on a stereo to listen to j-rap, i bought it to listen to gura's voice
>>28796617>>28796353I can't wait for Nene to get confused and think these are the real EN accounts
>>28796975noooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28797232You don't know.
>>28797253Watch one of her karaoke streams now anonYou will understand
do children ACTUALLY watch Gura or is that just a meme?
>>28797260We live in a society-tan
>>28797189Hard working 'strong independent woman' who is also an adorable dork who continuously says things that make me surprised she's allowed to even live on her own.
>>28797217>Got reminded that Vtubers exist by Nyanners getting a new model getting recommended to me by YouTube.>Looked into Hololive just before EN was due to come out.
>>28797260Kusotori
>>28797160>>28797189>I don't get what's attractive in a dorky loudmouth tomboy hardworking big-tiddy girl with massive gap moe factorare you guys for real
>>28797189She's very skilled, being both a good illustrator and a rapper, and the way she tries to be formal and proper but her dorkiness won't let her is cute.
>>28797232Yeah but that isn't Ina's roommate now is it?
>>28797160It's literally as simple as her actually putting in the effort to thank SCs.
>>28797260polwn
>>28797260https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3
>>28795270Ame easily.
>>28797277>So what's up with Gura pushing back her MCShe hates EU.
>>28797260poruka oruka oruyo
>>28797296oh i know
>>28796937
>>28797260POLMAO
>>28797327based
>>28797186I love this animation. It's a lot easier to appreciate this stuff when the subject isn't in agonizing pain.
>>28795722You're cool tree rrat, though do try and branch out a bit more if you can
>>28797292Who?
>>28797260My wife
>>28797308>>28797217>>28797244What is Nyanners's stance about Hololive taking ALL of her viewers basically? She can only pull 3k numbers at best.
>A: I'm scared to go to sleep! *wink*>G: IT'S OK YOU HAVE BUBBA. HUG BUBBA!>A: ʸᵉᵃʰ..Gura didn't only miss the hoop in that conversation.
>>28797160Wagecucks sympathize.t. wagecuck
>>28796937Wasn't Kiara unable to connect to the server with the older version?
>>28797260dumb horny e-clown
>>28797265For someone who was reaching out of body experience levels of sleep deprivation, she did pretty well at Rrat simulator.
>>28797302she designs her content for kids, that's why she's gotten so famous. some children think she's the same age as they are.
>>28797331Prove it.
>>28797277New Minecraft update fucked everything up. just look at the Polka Kiara collab
>>28797140Most likely both are ESL
>>28797260Princess Polka
>>28796662Carnival...
>>28797352Idk but I hope she seethes about it
>>28797292i-is it huke RP?
>>28797352Still making money so probably doesn't care
>>28796934I'm not sure if I could survive shark going full Luna, nanoda.
>>28797323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I3AQfQDGrAPolka's bgm is all 11/10 desuIt's fucking perfect for her
>>28797217>rp about a character you found three days ago at bestAs someone that used to RP when I was a teenager, this makes me angrier than it should.
>>28797253she's got a great energy
Did you know that Haachama is EN?
>>28797368How come other holos are playing MC fine then
>>28797354I still can't believe she missed that opportunity. Stupid shark.
>>28797379nvm i thought it wasn't real kiara
Sui-chan wa kyou mo kowai!
>>28797260Omar Al'Polkari
>>28797352>What is Nyanners's stance about Hololive taking ALL of her viewers basically? She can only pull 3k numbers at best.I don't give a fuck. Her clip-channel is nice and all, but her content seems so weak.Look at her SEISO-song telling the story of her Hololive-EN-rejection.
>>28797217What the fuck is up with retards that have been aware of hololive for 3 days and decide based on that to RP publicly on twitter
>>28797387suppachato arigatoooou suppachato dayooooo
>>28797292Whoa, based Hiko
>>28797398Australians don't speak english
>>28797354Cute autist is an autist
>>28797290I did not expect to see this here after stumbling across it on my drive yesterday. Forgot I even had it.
>>28797400Seeing this cringe shit is doing things to our brains. Soon we won't trust twitter screencaps.
>>28797354
>>28797352Why would an indie compare their numbers to Hololive? That's just stupid.
>>28797302You actually can't explode this hard on youtube without banking on the children audience. Nothing wrong with that, it's just how the algorithm works out.
>>28797375
>>28797367I could but that would be inappropriate.
>>28797260Porukaoruka orukaporuka
>>28796662Goddamn shes both cute and hot. I’d Tier 4 her
>>28797398Yes. Did you know Haachama doesn't understand sex, but will happily do anything you tell her to do and go "wow that's cool!" or "That's so much fun, let's keep doing it!"
>>28797399The other holos are playing a newer version
Remember anons, no matter how bad the schizo posters are, at least they haven't taken up roleplaying in this thread yet.
>>28797260polker....
>>28797358She did a client-update when she started MC.I don't know if she tried the old version.
>>28797260https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm
>>28797354this is for when ame didn't pick up when gura tried it
>>28797346>>28797379It's Hikosan, that god tier Nousagi fanartist that also likes Kiara.
>>28797432Free me of my torment.
>Kiara having to ask Polka what 'ringmaster' meansI thought that was pretty funny
>>28797447*purrs on your lap*:)
>>28797447anon don't give them ideas
>>28796662>3rd Forbidden Knowledge YT dumps on me this weekArigathanks, Algorithm-chan.
Who can stop her?
>>28797399Cause they aren't using the new update
>>28797260Polhime
>>28797364oh that's quite surprising, good for her I suppose :) she can groom them to become SC donators as the years go by
>>28797477She's too powerful...
>>28797447>yetvery reassuring
>>28797453>Someone's eventually gonna draw a clown GuraMy cock will never ever recover from the beating its about to take
>>28797459OH SHIT I knew I recognized their name
>>28797260https://streamable.com/9fxx68
>>28797477shes beyond stopping
>>28796423I wish I had your innocence
>>28797477Is this a jav title
>>28797399Isnt the holojp server a few versions behind?
>>28797478I thought it was because they tried to make the server a "realm" whatever that is, and it messed up everything
>>28797189>hard-working girls are cute>girls who are passionate about their interests/hobbies are cute>girls who earnestly pursue their passion are cute>girls who are foul-mouthed by try to hold themselves back are cute>girls who can function in society but are pretty socially autistic behind closed doors are cute>girls with large breasts are cute>girls with long hair are cute>girls who like MGR and want to stream it so they can sing Rules of Nature while it's playing are cuteI could go on like this for a while.
coco is killing that bon aqua song
>>28797477ginga and galaxy, kek
>>28797477Give her a couple of hours running around and she'll tire herself out and have a nap.
>>28797354I didn't see a wink but the missed opportunity is still there. Gurachama...
>>28797485GURA NO
>>28797477https://streamable.com/4wzxvk
>>28797472Why would she use herself as an insult?
>>28797398Did you know it's confirmed that Haachama's audience is smartest hololive fanbase?Anyone that watches her streams and uses the chat probably knew this already but it's good to have a reminder
>>28797453
>>28797352She is fine, she gets enough donations and only a small fraction of her earnings get cut while not having to care about game restrictions or collab partners
>>28797459he also loves Akias anyone should
>>28797509tldr?
I'm going to stop now.This is too much.
>>28797495I really appreciate how on the nose this song is.
>>28797186>What do you mean? I'm HOOMAN
>>28796882Not holoEN, not holoID, seems irrelevant to this thread?
OK but seriously, why the hell did they use Realms to make the EN server
>>28794884Ina looks like this completely unrelated anime girl.
>>28797407That's an interesting naive rrat. But how exactly is it about her Holo-rejection?
https://poal.me/n85cachttps://poal.me/n85cachttps://poal.me/n85cacTHREAD IS TOO CALM TIME TO VOTE
>>28797189>>28797160>big tiddy goth gf>but also tomboy>but also a rapper>but also a huge weeb who actually chased her dream>but also /ourguy/>stormtag just likes his musicians>the rest of lonely wageslaves and salarymen relate to her>as do low-self-esteemfags>initial reaction to being donated to is quintessential rags-to-riches kinoWhy do we have to explain the obvious every time?
>>28797260Polwa.....
>>28797494
>>28797542
>>28797542Can I report these as off topic? Will Shark medio save me?
>>28797537Mori is cute in many ways that vibe with me.
>>28797487She'll be retired by the time those kids are old enough. Thankfully she has so many children watching that the abundance of $1-2 donations they make with their parents credit cards adds up to a fuck ton of money.
I made a couponPlease rate it everyone
>>28797266What goes wrong in a person's brain that makes them like that
>>28797567STOP calling everything goth
>>28795343If you approach her from her left you're basically a ninja, she wont hear you coming.
>>28797426We are not talking about any indie in here, we are tlaking about fucking Nyanners.
>>28797542Why is this allowed?
Does Coco have member's ASMR? I'm sure she could afford a KU100 if she wanted one.
>>28797542Why?
>>287975853/10 Use a different brush to make the text more legible next time.
Why won't she play Doom anymore bros... It was the most entertaining game stream...
>>28797564It's Kiara, but with the note that in her case, it's a good thing.
>>28797564nobody send this to Kiara..
>>28797232>>28797317Speaking of the devil, did she suffer any professional setbacks from joining Hololive?
>>28797535>heShe's great, yeah. Has cheered up Kiara twice now. The power of Nousagi. I hope she can draw more art of Kiara again sometime.
>>28797477Looks like the chink copypasta at this point
>>28797557Easier to create.
>>28797569You can't show me that, it's November
>>28797564Takamori is truly a match made in heaven
>>28797557My guess, they don't have much support staff, if any in the us (where I assume the realm is located), and it's cheaper to rent a realm than set up an office to run it 24/7, and none of the girls can do it for various reasons, chief among them being they don't want any potential graduation to also kill the server and ame and gura's pc are both nothing special.
>>28797407>>28797560>claims to be pure>the fucking 3D model was made in Koikatsu
>>28797266>Gura findomHeh
Amazing Grace acapella and Enya came out of nowhere.
>>28797623She seems to be focusing more on art than streaming currently so I doubt it.
>>28797564I know the 'Mori bad at games' is a meme by now, but if people honestly think someone who went to locals in Guilty Gear while playing Johnny is worse than a /soc/+/cgl/ mix like Kiara is just delusional
>>28797558What was that program that this completely unrelated artist used to use when they streamed? It was like VR but Norm
>>28796218Woah, based>>28797160She is hardworking and I honestly respect her, she is also pretty adorable and I find her hilarious
>>28797564It's Kiara's bonus as well, since it makes a good relationship with her chat as most people (read: retards) can't help but backseat.
>>28797524Gonna have to create a tier beyond SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on the spic chart for this Nenechi
How was the Kiara/Polka collab?
>>28797431Please don't post offtopic characters
>>28797557So they wouldn't have to host it themselvesYou know Cover wouldn't
>>28794803>>28794829
>>28797620Playing on PC to get up to where she was on PS4 before resuming the streams.
>>28797509>>28797579Absolutely fucking "based."
>>28797626There's a narrative in here somewhere...
>>28797642Classic hypocrisy from her. Also isn't she in her 30s now kek. Imagine having to do a crappy loli voice for thousands of virgins all the while your voice acting has gone no where.
>>28797646Ah.. I'm gosling for reddit dragon anons...
>>28797160>Gura attracts childrenand still not a single statistic that proves this claim
Narrative seller. Im heading into battle and i need only your strongest narratives...
>>28797648If Mori's got any skills in games she's keeping it well hidden. Her gameplay has been garbage so far
>>28797620PLEASE, SIR
>>28797662java.exception/10
>>28797524>Final formImagine thinking this is her final form.
>>28797588She's literally fucking death. She's goth.
>>28797685Tell me about the dragon. Has she changed?
>>28797662How many times can we ask the same question per thread, I wonder
>>28797662God is a chicken anti
>>28797595I'm pretty sure senchou would be happy that somewhere in the world someone is pretending to be her getting anally fingered by someone pretending to be her kouhai.
>>28797620Catching up to where she was on pc in her free time. and for the last 2 weeks, she has not had free time. before that she didn't even have anywhere to put her mouse.
>>28797662awful
>>28797676It's gonna be 2021 when she's caught up.
>>28797700I thought she was death's right hand BOY
>>28796218Extremely based./jp/ sings when?
I wonder how the threads would look if other girls tried Doom Eternal under same circumstances as Mori and all but Ame ended up dropping it before the Super Shotgun
>>28797693Kiara is actively brainwashing her fanbase into loyal cultists and is working on other holos as wellHere, this is the strongest thing you could survive from my stock
>>28797707No, she was always monstrously based.her singing might have gotten slightly better though.
>>28797636there are services that rent out servers and give you software to manage it and set up plugins. i suspect that they didn't bother looking for them and that they have their tech nerds run the JP server from inside their hq.
>>28797695She's pretty bad, but she's not worse than Kiara.At least Mori played 2hus on >easy mode
>>28797560>Sorry Mrs. Nyanners. We expected someone more ... SEISO.>What?>You are not SEISO enough.>But...>No.
>>28797693All of Kiara's collab partners are using her to get to Mori and her gigastacy nature is just an act to try to get the JPs to like her more
>>28797662Scroll up, faggot. I'm tired of this time loop.
>>28797713Yeah
>>28797733It honestly didn't seem like Mori was actually bad at the game
>>28797558>no titsPerfect.
>>28797509For me, it's It Has To Be This Way.
why are you still pushing the family friendly narrative shes not family friendly
>>28797681Based on what, Mori?
>>28797726>/jp/ singsPost it
>>28797609Literally dogshit and I don't understand why they all fall for this crap. ARDRA legitimately has the best setup out of anyone on YouTube and she just uses two mics.
/hlgg/, I am going into battle, and I need your strongest rrats.
>>28797662scroll up lazychama
>>28797736She's definitely improved on her singing, probably doing a lot of practicing and taking lessons for the second Hololive Fes.
>>28797690>they're still in denial about gura's young audience She's anime Dora the Explorer
>>28797648Kiara is hard to rate because she'll breeze past difficult sections in Sunshine like they're nothing but get such for 20 minutes on an easy section.
>>28797726After the disastrous SSS attempt, I think everyone's agreed to never attempt anything like that again.
>>28797762Based on, uh... "these nuts!"
>>28797683If we are counting on by the age she claims to be, she should be 25 right now. Also not only the 3D model itself who is another default-chan, but the animations, movements, poses and rest were basically make in Koikatsu Studio. >she comissioned her artist to make a tiddy loli version of the cat herself>when she could have comissioned anyone to make a better 3D modelEven Coco isn't that much of an idiot to do this.
>>28797754She was using a controller right?
>>28797707She's doing more and more songs outside of the high-pitched, bubble/club pop range. The songs she's singing more recently are much better for her low-range. Chinks are still bombarding her with spam, though.
>>28797453Sauce?
>>28797736She's actually doing really really well on this Celine Dion song.
>>28797260omarun...
>>28797754I'm telling myself that if I had to play it on controller I would be as bad as her. It's a lie, but it makes watching a lot easier.
Hold on, what time tomorrow is Ame/Gura's Way Out stream?It's not happening at the same time as Ina's, right?
>>28797695persistence is a skill
>>28797733Ina would get further by virtue of playing the game on Easy while everyone else is Normal.
>>28797726>/jp/ singsThat would be one way of detecting which holos use this threadYeah I know that everyone but Gura does but still
>>28797564Kiara>Mori>Gura>Ina>Amelia [Even though she's really impatient and stubborn often]
>>28797765https://files.catbox.moe/jknil3.webm
>>28797767Based
>>28797609Yes she does.
>>28797713As cringe as it is I find it hard to believe someone who's as big of a fujo as her hasn't done something equally cringe
>>28797735>kiara brainwashing kfpI beleb it
>>28797769give me solid numbers or fuck offsimple as that
>>28797542YO AMELIA CHILLLLLL
>>28797301Fucking this, Polka may not be a dedicated GFE holo, but her karaokes capture the absolute essence of your girlfriend singing her heart out at a karaoke date
>>28797260Los Payasos Hermanos
http://poal.me/1rl0f0http://poal.me/1rl0f0http://poal.me/1rl0f0http://poal.me/1rl0f0
>>28797217Can you link the tweet?
>>28797743>When a gravure idol and a musician in a genre that requires you to swear all the time is more seiso than youSad! Many such cases!
>>28797809Loool you sound like jreg
>>28797754She'd be better if:>she wasn't playing on a controller>actually remembered what tools she has available
haha... you guys really don't hold back on those narratives
>>28797795that's why I specified 'same circumstances'Normal + controller only, no backing out
>>28797769Don't know why this is so hard to understand and why they seeth so much at this fact
>>28797832No unless it's me.
>>28797398i love this retard so fucking much. even her model looks like it has mental retardation, its so fucking hot
>>28797399>>28797507The JP server is a few versions behind and they're also not using realms, which apparently is what's causing the issue for EN
>>28797743Does she know about Choco and Noel's roommates?
>Don't spoil Titanic guys!Kek
>>28797809ogey
>>28797824There's no need to be insecure about this, I watch her too and I'm a grown man.
Just woke up. How was the collab?
>>28797806>Yeah I know that everyone but Gura does but stillogey
>>28797453Oh God this reminds me of V-Sarg's art form some god forsaken reason.
>>28797733>>28797754Mori getting this far on Normal while using a controller is honestly kinda impressive.
>>28797662
>>28797542Is this how she's getting back at Gura for dropping the R bomb?
>>28797726Deadbeats sing Live Again when?
>>28797832They really could use some raw male competency in their content
>>28797806>Mori drops in>Everyone shits all their fucking bricksThat'd be insane lmao
>>28797876Honestly she was improving as she played
>>28797609>Mickey Mouse on drugs doing ASMRI'm actually kinda curious now...
>>28797776Got em?
>>28797889Go away cuck. If you want a male stream watch a male stream.
>>28797735Narrative seller listen to me i need your strongest narratives. If i wanted weaker narratives i would a gone to a seller that sells weaker narratives.Why wont you trust me with your strongest narratives...
>>28797894anon you've got some unhealthy fantasieslmao
>>28797754>literally can't see the objective marker on her screenNow now, let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we?
>Moona has Pekora>Risu has NNN>Iofi has?Iofi...
>>28797870Go to bed
>>28797333>knows exactly what>doesn’t exactly know whatexplain yourself, english
>>28797894Brapposters everyone
>>28797453UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TToTT
>>28797867can you read?
>>28797772The what now
>>28797834WHO IS A GRAVURE IDOL>>28797860Yes she probably knows, that's why she got angry about it. The real question is why >>28797743 she was rejected by Coco, since it was pretty much confirmed that the dragon kaichou had to do something with it while electing them.
>Coco really believes herself to be an idolHuh, good luck with improving her singing(she really should focus more on heavier songs instead)
Ok /hlgg/ I understand you like Mori, now calm down, damn it.
>>28797769Then post proof
why is pekoras stream from earlier private now
>>28797870Minecraft update killed the servers, so after 40 minutes of Kiara trying to fix it they gave up and talked and joked around with Polka's toys for 30 minutes before ending it
How many indies on twitch that have schedule like this? I want to find potential EN gen2 candidate.
>>28797889That would actually ruin the streams though
>>28797894>>28797935KEK
>>28797894Shit would be kino fo sho
>>28797790Tbf this is the first fps she's ever played so she's doing great all things considered
>>28796218This boy deserves only the largest of ups.
>>28797841Well desu I finished the game on nightmare and while I ended up using grenades and blood punch properly I never got into the habit of using the flame belcher. It's just too many damn abilities.
>>28797911Hololive is a hugely effective and exquisitely well designed trap to stop young men from seeking real relationships.
>>28797726It's 10 lines and doesn't flow as well as it could, it wouldn't sound that good out loud.
>>28797856I especially love her dilated eyes look
>>28797780This is what she considers "not loli"?
>>28797946Coco probably seen how trustworthy she is with things like her Pomf song and the like
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! SHARK EROTIC !!!!!!!!!
>>28797964Do your reps enma
>>28797398god her new outfit is cute
>>28797983Haachama's face is for kissing softly once and then cuddling
>>28797950>NOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THE ENs, I HATE THAT ONE!!!!Seethe. Mori love.
>>28797889imagine all the>stop mainsplaining let them figure it outin chat
>>28797964Veibae
>>28797929>Iofi has?hip hop beats to listen to while studying
>>28797980and it’s working
>>28797832Only if it's Jerma
>>28797980good, real relationships are awful
>>28797929Ina?
>>28797983I like the twitching twintails more desuShit's fucking cute
>>28797980This is true though
>>28797953You can just tell by the way it is.
>>28797950no you stop
>>28797439Poggers daddy!
>>28797946Coco intentionally refused any and all sjw whores cause she is based
>>28797354Getting painful flashbacks from my teenage years of being so dense and insecure that the idea of someone flirting back to me was so out of the question that they wouldn't even register in my brain.
>>28797980Does it count if I wasn't seeking a real relationship in the first place and go out of my way to avoid human contact?
>>28797980>implyingWhat if I plan to meet my future wife in these threads
>>28797964>Want my indie vtuber oshi to get into HoloEN so everyone can know how great she is/she can be successful >Simultaneously want her to be able to keep doing comfy long streams with several hundred viewers where she can actually interact with chatI'm torn.
>>28797946 theres a jp holo whos still a gravure idol, kinda. but the chicken used to be one and most of it is lost to time
>>28796833If you run enough gear without an AI you will end up with spicy nips. If you ignore spicy nips long enough you will develop gyno and have bigger tiddies than Gura herself.
>>28797946>gravure idolProbably talking about Kiara
>>28797780I hope she collabs with her old friend Gawr Gura
>>28797980Is it a trap if I willingly fall into it?
>>28797929Bubblewrap and serial killers.
I have more than 10 hours of VODs to watch.Why does this feel like a chore, I should be overjoyed
>>28796833Spotlights and a way of informing the player of where manborg is looking.
>>28797767>people waitingkek
>>28798031Say it one more time Ame, I dare you.
>>28797695She's also constantly playing games that are either intentionally difficult or outside her comfort zone, mostly because all her favorites seem to be in permission hell, if she plays any of them and still sucks I might grant her less leeway
>>28797946Ny*nners is a sloppy bitch who loves drama. That's why. And wow, look, they were exactly right.
mori and kiara really are meant for each other they both are so fucking shit
>>28798072you don't have to watch everything. just pick out the fun ones
>>28796833The chafing is real.
>>28797980It's failing, learning that there are girls like my oshi out there has only inspired me to improve myself.
>>28797946>>28798001You know come to think of it, if literal gods like HER and hyperskilled people like Ina and Mori got in EN, the talent scout must be a very good judge of character to have given Amelia the green light.
>>28796662I got this in minehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_RYOn0h0jQ
Time to choose your path, western man.
>>28797841>>28797784Controllers for FPS are garbage but let's not pretend millions of consolefags don't get by with it.
>>28797194Hopefully they have the sense to properly pronounce auteur and then butcher water in the same way, to lampshade it
https://streamable.com/0tu5k5
>>28798072Live performance /= video.
>>28798032that's not proof
>>28798024> he got hololive'dthe japs are dragging you down to their panda level, don't fall for it
>>28797950Just talk about your oshi fren!
I saw Mori at a grocery store in Los Angeles a while ago. I told her how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Ups in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “My boy, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the supachats and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>28798082Mori literally masturbates to her own suffering. This is not a joke. Do your d6 reps.
>>28798108Short.
>>28797832>yesholostars like roberu, professionals like K or papas like huke>noall elseI will instantly unsub and de-member if any holo collabs with a twitchfag or ironic weeb anituber or anything of that kind.
>>28797950I'm balancing out all of the hate with love.
>>28795682>>28795738there was an attempt
>>28798093Ogey
>>28794854JP holos famously dont like or talk with their managers, especially since the M*l event, and cover sincerely hates that their talents have backchannels to discuss feedback among themselves and to plan collabs without Cover overseeing them.Ina is one of the 6 managers of holoEN for this reason. "Undercover" is the wrong word to use but Cover wants to try a more hands on approach to management.Atelier is secretly run by Cover and works like a hololive youth program, to scout smaller indies that wouldnt dream of joining hololive, and to have an easier foothold in the growing EN vtuber market, hiring indies before AmazonVTUBERS does but without the stuffy generational system hololive is stuck with.Tranny shark had no voice until barely days before the collab. The twitter account was managed by atelier as a whole. They had some people lined up but everyone fell through so they had to get one of their ffxiv friends, that has no streaming or VA experience.
>>28798108SHORT HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28798105Talent scouting is literally the only thing Cover is good at though
>>28798119Isn't that a quote from KOTOR?
>>28798082also playing everything on 0-5 hours of sleep because she sucks at time management
>>28798138so did you already unsub mori?
>>28798108UUOOOH PONYTAIL AND BRAIDS CHILD UUOOOOH
>>28798108HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHGFUCK that's cute.
>>28798131>him
>my two favorite indies were recruited by hololiveENI'm still having a hard time coping, it's just not the same anymore. Once you find your indie oshi make sure you cherish every moment you spend with her because you never know when a big corporation will come along and take them away from you.
So of the issues from the polka collab how many were actually caused directly by Kiara? Cause the only real issue was her forgetting that Polka would spawn at the original spawn
>>28797946> since it was pretty much confirmed that the dragon kaichou had to do something with it while electing themwas this anything more than a narrative though? coco herself seemed surprised by them after their debut and didn't seem to have any idea of what their skill sets were
>>28798141That's pretty fucking good. A bit too close to Ina-roommate tho.
>>28798052Once she joins HoloEn the old her will be dead and gone, the interactions you once knew will never be again.
>>28797956Fuck, I missed the beginning and wanted to watch it later
>>28798108I choose wavy and I won't regret it.
>>28796048>>28796206>>28796465>>28796525>>28796659>>28797032JESAS?!I was bored, sorry.
>>28798108Ponytail and long.
>>28798108
>>28798161I missed one okay? Fuck
>>28798072I've had to pretty much entirely drop Reaper and Chicken and even then I still have multiple days playtime of streams I haven't watched. And I'm a NEET.
Lets be honest here. If Kiara and Cali graduated and left and only the Trinity stood not much would change. Those other 2 provide barely any meaningful entertainment other than shitshows and shitposting material
>>28797946The Dragon is smarter than she lets on, there's a reason she'll be taking Yagoo's job one day
There's only a handful of JPs Mori could be aiming to collab with.>Sora>AZKi>Fubuki>Suisei>TowaAny other Holos well known for their singing?
>>28798008>quoting head voicesSecond-hand-embarrassing.>>28797950Sorry, you gave me an excuse.
>>28798108BUNS...!
>>28798108I want to be bullied by fox shark
>>28796617i flashbacked to 18 years ago seeing this shit, why the fuck hasn't RPing died off
>>28798141>I misread /hlgg/ as /nigg/AAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME
>>28798138That's alot of unsubbing anon.
>>28798192Watame
>>28797986No, that's why she paid her artist and modelers again to make her of instead an adult looking girl, a shortstacked instead, like Haachama. Which it doesn't fit with the face. At this point I have no clue if she is mentally disabled or something because no person can have multiple ways of being a contrarian only to themselves.
>>28798141man I bet AO chan is very cute when mad
>>28798154Never been subbed to her.
>>28798108wavy or long
>>28797743If that was really a thing neither Gura or Ame nor many of the JP holos would've made it. Like the rap that was done for Belle Delphine should have been immediately disqualifying.The problem is she might not actually have much of a personality or talents beyond her voice and making nonstop lewd jokes, whereas all the other EN holos have shown they they can all be extremely cute and versatile. Or, maybe they just didn't think she was a good fit for the debut gen and will be happy to have her later -- like if it was between Nyanners or Gura, I can see why they chose Gura, first.(pretty sure this is off topic besides)
>there are girls like Mori out there>you'll never meet them>you'll never befriend them>you'll never date them>none of them will ever be your girlfriend
>>28798108I WANNA GRAB THAT BRAID FROM BEHIND AND WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28798108As is. The mini tails are genius
>>28798108Ponytail, always ponytail.
>>28798190Well something would change, I would stop watching any HoloEN content.
>>28798141>hammeri raff
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/jp40th/devin_nash_finds_out_that_deleting_years_of_clips/gbc7er7/:)
>>28798146tranny shark was in the twitter tranny community well before their debut
>>28798108Short or Long
>>28798165You knew Amelia before this? I haven’t heard of any of these no names
>>28797609She did an ASMR where she fucking drowns you
>>28794943>It's funny how /hlg/ schizos were losing their shit over tree rat Laughing at Brayan isn't what I would consider "losing their shit"
>>28798146I miss the old AquaThe autism AquaThe cute retard AquaI hate the new AquaBaby face AquaCan't get views Aqua
>>28798108>ponytail>twintails
>>28797648Nah she played Slayer that time since Johnny wasn't out yet.
>>28798218thats a good thing
>I don't want to miss a thingBased, but now I wish I could hear Amelia sing itOr Gura of course. Gura makes anything amazing.
>>28798205Kill yourself
>>28798119I think chancellor Kiara is a sith lord.
>>28798192Coco. She's singing Aerosmith!
>>28798190>if Ina and Ame graduated*they bring the lowest revenue so they literally don't matter
>>28798148It's probably outsourced.
Hey guys, I just woke up. That is all.
>>28797743Hololive hiring her would be an Aloe level (or worse) disaster considering the kind of baggage she has. And I'm not talking about entry level shit like POMF either.She wouldn't last a week.
>>28798161How else do you refer to Ya Boy?
>>28798210It's just an excuse. They probably found other reasons for rejecting her.
>>28798210Bringing an established vtuber into Hololive would be too fucking weird. Like she already has 800k subs. Do they all just pretend they've never watched her before? It's different from HER where most of them didn't even know she streamed.
>>28798008>>28798035>>28798130>>28798139What I'm trying to say is that 9/10 posts on this thread are from deadbraps, let the other anons post as well
>>28798229I just realised you can make out a Tako mouth in this image.
>>28798165Why do you think deadbeats are sad they discovered her AFTER she became "Mori Calliope"? I want more of d6's work, dammit!
>>28798210>she might not actually have much of a personality or talents beyond her voice and making nonstop lewd jokes, whereas all the other EN holos have shown they they can all be extremely cute and versatilehahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
>>28798192she said 'Senpai known for spitting some fire', knowing this dork's sense of humor she actually might've meant Coco but baiting up with assumption of raps
>>28798264Imagine Gura's sleepy, savoury just woke up smell
>>28798108Long but goddamn that Ponytail is SEX
>>28798254>If you don't like vtuber I like you need to kill yourself
>>28798264Hey Sunshine. Good morning
>>28798259There's a very specific range of songs that her voice is suited for. Beyond that and she sings like Ame tier.
>>28798218Not with that attitude
>>28798108Is cowlicks an option? I want cowlicks.
>>28798146This rrat makes Clover out to be competent masterminds!
>>28798192I for one think Matsuri would be great to collab with Mori and there would be no cases of molestation whatsoever.
>>28798286is ao the final form of takos
>>28798108BUNS!
>1.3k posts>No images for 200 more posts
>>28798108TWINTAIL CHADS REPORT IN
>>28798108Those buns do things to me
>>28798165One good thing to take away from this is that they're doing extremely well now, and especially for HER, she's streaming more consistently than ever. They're still here, anon. It's better than radio silence imo
>>28798165Based protodeadmate(?)
>>28798141I KNEEL TAKOBRO
>>28798242Not him but there's been shit tons of whos. This isn't much different from starlets trying to make it big in Hollywood. They all have talents and skills but there's thousands of them. The pool is even bigger when you don't have to care about (real) looks.
>>28798119>Literal hitler is also a sith lordG-guys....
>>28797739EEEEH?! EASY MODO?
>>28798242There was even a glimmer of hope that she'd at least continue to tweet and leave up the old content untill the doxniggers decided to ruin everything
>>28798285Bullshit
>>28798134In a song? if so, which album? just give me a number out of 7
>>28798301Well, there was a time her range of songs was no songs at all kek. Who knows, this time next year she might be C tier instead of Noel's rival.
>>28798218Irrelevant. There is virtue in the attempt.
>>28798106Is this past life Luna or am I going schizo?
>>28798261Need to fire more than half of Hololive before you reach Ina and Ame.
>>>
>>28798198Hololive is rp
>>28794854The RRATS were never here. They were all in our minds. We were the Schizos all along.
>>28797980desu just made me feel more like going out
>>28798146>Tranny shark had no voice until barely days before the collab. The twitter account was managed by atelier as a whole.Considering the wild change in behavior I could believe that
>>28798119That explains why she ordered us to build a Death Star.
>>28798297That's right
>>28798285I'm not stopping them, you seething nigger. Maybe other fans should step up their support.
>>28798242must be that s****oldfag who refused to save goslingfags here because they deserved it.
>>28798352ogey
>>28798293this is a very well disguised jermapost, good job
>Your favorite HoloEN>Asuka/Rei
>Fly me to the Moon from Coco coming upGood luck..
>>28798218You guys want to date? That's way too much hassle.
>>28798119I shopped Kiara's face on Anakin's in an image of him on his way to the jedi temple to kill the younglings when she killed her chickens in minecraft.I can't believe she turned out to actually be a sith.
>>28798141Am I seeing things or is it a left hand on her right arm?
>>28798108Yes
>>28798108Long > Wavy > Ponytail > normalrest are bad
>>28798346And disgrace in failure.
>>28798370Mori!Rei, though I respect Asuka as a supremely well-written character. She's just an unbearable cunt.
>>28798347Past, present and future. Luna lives a single life.
>>28798165I was always a big HER fan. Wish I watched Ame prehololive.
>>28798352Fuck off, Shyamalan.
>>28798348no JP will ever be fired without a YAB because of jap nepotism
>Coco about to sing Fly me to the MoonI'm gonna lose it anons...
>>28798338Can you private videos in twitch? I doubt she will delete those knowing there's already a mega link of those here. About her twitter, it seems some anon here found it again
>Coco singing fly me to the moonBros...
>>28798165Sorry to hear that anon.If it makes you feel any better, you can at least be proud of them for having their talents recognized on a large scale, despite the tradeoff.
>>28798370AmeAsuka
>>28798381pinkie finger's too long, whoops
>Kiara board>Can't post KiaraYou fuckers better start bumping this fucking thread right now
You guys know that without cringe roleplaying we'd never have Ina so just imagine all those cringe RP posts are just potential Inas
>>28798342Not a song. A podcast. She loves constantly punishing herself with work and difficulty because it makes the high from success better.
>>28798370MoriAsuka
>>28798338the bridge has burned and she won't turn back until cover is out of business. Just enjoy her for who she is now and support her.
>NGE version of Fly Me to the MoonBased dragon
How is Coco's fly me to the moon?
>Your favorite EN>Do you care if they play vidya
>>28798146What a naRRATive.
>>28798370MoriMisato, Asuka at gunpoint
>>28798108I want to grab the braids and ride her like a horse UUUUUUOOOOOOOOH
>>28798370MoriMisato
>>28798370InaMisato
>>28798392She was pretty cute. I really liked her energy. She was a more chill Amelia.
>>28798387If you already live your life in disgrace, you cannot go lower than that.
>>28798374It always seems greener on the other side, y'know>>28798043>he isn't like this anymoreBased. How'd you do it?
>>28798288d6 is still active and has promised some new music even while she's working on other stuff so there's still that.
>>28798418AmeYeah, it matters since that's what got me into Hololive in the first place, girls playing games (badly)
>>28798370MoriTWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARSRitsuko's mom
> watching kiara/polka vod> polka's still quoting mori from when she forgot to mute during the among us collabC U T E
>>28798370InaNeither
So was Gura's phasmophobia guerilla stream one of our shitty monkey paw wishes? We sacrificed MC for that...
>>28798370>Gurawhat is Asuka/Rei
>>28798204Dear lord each version looks worse than the last
>>28798418Ina.Not really.
>>28798165If you truly love her, you'll sabotage her career to keep her in crippling poverty!Just fuck off to the virtual youtubers thread.
>>28798418KiaraNot really. Wouldn't mind another draw stream, since it looked much better than that old roommate work.
>>28798396no... all twitter handle names... gone...
>>28798370AmeliaAsuka
>>28798242I'd only heard of Mori prior to Hololive, and that's only in the sense that I'd heard her songs, but not really followed her specifically.
>>28798370>Mori>Asuka... I guess? I don't like them both, man
>>28798247what happened to her?
>>28798445Bro...
>>28798370GuraI like Asuka's design but can't stand her character, like Rei's design less so but her character is more likeable.So I guess Rei, I don't really have any strong feelings towards either though, never did..
>>28798242I knew all of them, through sheer coincidence.
>>28798165>it's just not the same anymoreHow so?
>>28798466Which version is new and which version is old? I'm totally lost.
>>28798450Polka is a T3 Mori member
>>28798462In case you're serious, watch Evangelion grow up to be at least 18 and come back after lurking for 10 years
>>28798305Cover has crafted this image of an extremely incompetent company that cant do anything, but time and time again they keep scouting the best talents for the best characters, hiring the absolute top tier artists and riggers and absolutely owning everyone else in the market, including nijisanji, in brand awareness and views gains.Cover doesnt do shti because they dont want to. The whole what-cover-should-do are things that they *can* do, but they wont.Through all these "oho cover should do X, they should buy Y, they need to hire Z" posts, Cover has never lost a cent. They really dont need to do any of these things, they dont need to buy Mori a gamer PC because they know Mori will pay for it out of pocket. They dont need to hire anyone else because the community will translate and moderate for them.Cover is way more competent than you think, they just dont give a shit about the girls.You think the JPs hating Cover is a meme? The only one that has the balls to say anything about it is FBK and thats because she's still the number 1 in subs by a wide margin.
hey guys. i like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G49bAinM6Lc
>>28798370>Gura>Reu
>>28798418AmeOf course they should play games
>>28797174https://twitter.com/kr_ohoshisama/status/1324732459494252545Here you go.
>Looking at the stars and moon with Cocobrehs...
>>28798370KiaraRei obviously
>>28798451Her name is Naoko, you faggot.
Is it ok to like Mori now?
>>28798418KiaraI like she'll do some games that might get looked over but the discussions are the main course for me.
>>28798450See this is why I loved the collab. More OmaMori content. For the love of god Kiara you better push these two to collab.
>>28798418Gurai'd prefer if they didn't
>>28797477what is so SUPER about super nenechi anyway
>>28798370InaAsuka
>literally no one likes kiaraNot a surprise
>>28798492Time to superchat in Mori's t3 streams just to tell polka to shit on my face
>>28798418>Mori>yes, but I want her to play the games that she WANTS to play, meaning COVER GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASSES AND SECURE PERMISSIONS FROM FROM SOFTWARE
>>28798418MoriNo, not if it's the main thrust of their content. Like, I think it's important for Amelia with the way she's built her channel to play games, but not quite as important for someone like Mori or Ina.
>>28798445What's worse living your life knowing you are a disgrace or living your life oblivious to the fact you are one.
>>28798511always has been
>>28798466>>28798490That's the halloween version. She should just ADMIT that she loves lolis, likes lolicon and shotacon, that she is a big fucking pervert and loves cock, and that she enjoys doing lewd shit with her loli voice. If she was honest and open she could bank hard on ASMR loli videos if she wanted. Then again America agenda fucked her up so.
>>28798446Years of self-reflection and thinking.
>>28798459I'm getting bored of MC and it seems like the girls are too.
>>28798370KiaraAsuka naturally
>>28798523I just don't want to respond to every surveyfag in the world
>>28798418GuraYes, I want her to keep playing kuso
>>28798511You've always been allowed to like whatever you want, just don't try to convince others that their opinions are wrong.
>>28798141CUTE
>>28798370InaRamiel
>>28798518superdoxxing
>>28798346Based and ubwpilled
>Country RoadsCOCO PLS
>>28798370MoriAsukaHonestly it's not even a competition in the current year.
>>28798506refer to my middle line, niggerthanks
>>28798523Meds.
>>28798418GuraNo, but I don't have any other ideas
>>28798511We've hit a rare zen moment during dead hours where a bunch of deadbeats are on at once. It's pretty fucking nice.
>>28798477She probably deleted it again or changed handle after some anon posting about it here. It was around bubb4bot listen along
>>28798403>holding a sheet of paper between her pinkie and ring fingerHmmmm, okay.
Oh shit niggers, Coco is sick.The Chinks got her
Coco is assaulting Gura's audience with these picks.
>>28798548Opinions can be wrong when they're formed on information that's blatantly untrue.
>>28798511Ye always. You need thicker skin.Only the strong will survive.
>>28798511Yes and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Here's your fucking Country Roads cover, cumbuds
>>28798560HERfags still seething, kek
>>28798523I do, retard.
>>28798148Untrue, they gave a really good training on the HoloEN girls and the tech issues on debute were solved almost immediately. It's just that they have to have a legendary fuckup (Korone's debute), before they up their game.
>>28798572The bugmen plague won't slow down the dragon.
so why did Ame drop the Witcher couldn't she just ignore when chat is retarded?
>>28798418InaI guess I do. While I don't watch Ina for her gameplay, I think it would get a bit boring if all she did were talking/drawing streams. Variety is the spice of life and such.
IT'S HER
COCO DOING WHAT GURA COULDN'TTHE ONE AND ONLY, JOHN DENVERSHARK CUNNY EXPOSED LIVE ON STAGE, SHE'S A FRAUD!
>>28798511Always was, we've just purged the weak from our ranks.
>>28798539That would fuck with her programming.
>>28798583Thank you Gura, I'm frustrated.
>>28798523I think Kiara is a stand up gal, but she's still 2 spots down from my favorite.
>>28795879She can set up party finders and play with chat too
>>28798134>>28798409>work fetishHow the fuck does one even become like this
>>28798285Nobody is stopping them, I've continued having small Mori conversations in the middle of ame shitstorms and you can do the same now.
>>28798523Anti-Kiara schizos are so pathetic. Kys.
>>28798603based
>>28798514I want a Polka, Mori and Kiara collab where Polka tried to tempt Mori to the clussy side
>>28798418>Kiara>YesHope she keeps having a day for debuff games she enjoys. The Fire Emblem streams are the best, even if I don't give a single fuck about the game.
>>28798603Who?
>>28798165Well you're in luck because Ame can't move on from having a tiny ass viewerbase either and buts head with chat on a regular basis and then tries to make up with chat by lying and saying she loves them.
Do we think DBD is gonna get cancelled too?
wtf i thought gura said she couldnt sing country roads because of copyright? did she lie again???
>>28798511Yes.https://youtu.be/0fQfi9ntlE4?t=4714
>>28798551Impossibly based.
>>28798409Oh that? I'm catching up on that right now.
>>28798526>shit on my faceTypo, right?
>>28798523I think people pretend to like her out of principle, but I can't imagine people actually do
>>28798583thanks for the jp versioni enjoyed the seething
why is Ina is the only EN that understands superchat reading is a pointless waste of time?
>>28798606Who cares? This little bitch has never got any progression in her VA carrer so she always have to catter on something she "hates", which it doesn't make sense. She should just admit the statement and people would love her more and become more sucessful.
>>28798496Self-management and compartmentalization also has the bonus of spreading risk and preventing shitty management from fucking things over too easily.
>>28798496>Cover is way more competent than you think, they just dont give a shit about the girls.Actually, I have narrative for thatSuffering brings out the best in people and builds character while allowing camaraderie to grow between peopleCover is actually behind many of hardships the holos face but they do it so they become better people so their popularity will only grow
>>28798409literally my antithesis
>>28798615Beta orbiters in mmo's is the most cancerous shit.
>>28798289explain why you're laughing anon
>>28798636You do know that all of Coco's english karaokes are impromptu and unarchived right?
>>28798641Is Fat Albert ogey?
>>28798551Based and octapilled>>28798370MoriRei
>>28798655Gura doesn't really read them either
>>28798418MoriI don't care if she plays or not. But if she does play, I'll care about her fucking up a lot.
>>28798655Look at the amount of superchats shes getting because of that. She just doesn't need the additional money at all.
>>28798637no
>>28798655>says the one that makes like 10% of the SC money the others make
>>28798308Mori would probably beat Festival up for real if she tried anything funny
>>28798632Would be both funny and sad if Kiara ends up being the third wheel in that collab
>>28798370>Asuka: 11>Rei: 5So this debate is finally settled right? Asuka is best girl out of the two
>>28798633the only correct answer.
>>28798603>COCO DOING WHAT GURA COULDN'Tsinging badly?
>>28798655She's also the one that earns the least in superchat revenue. It's more like she just doesn't give a shit about the money aspect. She joined Hololive for other reasons completely.
>>28798677gura could've done the same thing! im getting real sick of these lies...>>28798685hey buddy she just read them last night
peko
>>28798165Get cucked nerd, you couldnt save them, you didnt had what it take but chad Cover did.
>>28798190Objectively, Amelia offers the least. Kiara's already proven her usefulness with her JP collabs and Mori has successful music. Ame, is kind of just a less successful Gura.
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>28798146Damn, this is good. Builds off of truths as well as previous schizonarratives, A+
Gura smells
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB