/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Manipulate people.

Mah dick

Fear.

Matter

My own sense of reality.

i am the law

EVERY CRIME MUST BE PUNISHED!

>>2764861

This guy's sense of reality

Judgment.

>>2764839
Touhous.

Either sound or light, I am not quite sure witch I'd rather have

Failure.

As a smut-drawfag i have the power to manipulate anons p0n0s.

libido.

But what does China manipulate?

>>2764917
Chi.

>>2764917

Sakuya's vagina

>>2764917
Communism

>>2764927
Power to mainly manipulate the working class?

What is the law!?

"NO SPILL BLOOD!"

Who makes the law!?

"SHIKIEKI YAMAXUSFEJG- SOMEONE ELSE!"

the drawball

>>2764917
Tainted milk.

>>2764941
Jo.

Entirety of net culture and some levels of information flow.

Data. It doesn't sound like much because it isn't.

Logic!

Smell. It's really awful.


>>2764998
Manipulate the data in people's brains and you are the perfect mind bender.

Laminated things.

Manipulation of electromagnetic energy.

Can't fuck with that.

manipulation of the ability of manipulate things.

>>2764960
Krupskaya chan wears a headscarf and has a miniature tractor floating around her. Obvious implement based spell cards.

Power to manipulate existence. Manipulating LSD concentration in people's bloodstreams would be fine too.

>>2765166
Mind's won't be the only things I'll bend.

>>2764941
But she IS the working class.

The power mainly to manipulate cocks.

>>2765213
China works?

I have the power to manipulate all playable touhous.

From behind the scenes. Like motherfucking Ocelot.

>>2765253

When you think about it, he did wear a pretty silly hat.

>>2764893
Manipulation of Failure. Very fitting and also incredibly potent.

SPELL CARD MAIDEN'S BUNRAKU!

"That won't work"

*The spell fizzles!*

>>2765260

And when he got old, Ocelot started rocking the long hair like Kaguya and all the other hatless Touhous.

I also do not want to know what kind of spellcard the Guns of the Patriots would make.

>>2765213

Comrade Ran is leading the fight, breasts first, prepare for a life without want (and plenty of fresh fox milk).

I have the power to manipulate my arousal.

>>2764839
manipulation of probability.
Anything with a varying degree of chance is shifted to what I see fit. Gambling being my forte.

I have the power to manipulate money. I can either have very little, or none at all!

>>2765300
What price the attempt to do the work of the bourgeoisie for them, Cmde. Ran?

>>2765292

Reversed controls.
Including shot/bomb buttons.

Manipulation of the states of matter.

Anyone want some liquid wood?

>>2765292
They fire bullets made of bullshit at you that have no hitbox. It's a survival card and lasts 20 hours.

>>2765346
I am depressed now.

>>2765389
>They fire bullets made of bullshit at you that have no hitbox.

So... you could never be hit?

>>2765405
Yeah. You just have to sit through 20 hours of bullshit.

>>2765415

Or, you can always hit Start to skip.

I have the power to manipulate sound in time. I guess you could call me..

..a bard.

Manipulation of time, but it's a passive power and only seems to work one way.

I have the power to manipulate my HDD space.

Whenever I delete a file, I pretend it's a little man whose life I have complete control over. Or, rather, HAD complete control over. Because he's gone. Forever.

The ability to manipulate Time and Relative Dimensions.

You could call me a TaRD.

>>2765463
Murderer.

manipulate of female body-age and chastity to turn bitches and whores into pure lolis

I can manipulate all humanity to do anything i planed

i am also bald and inmortal

I have the power to manipulate my own existence.

>>2765463
Data recovery softwares are your worst enemies, or do you wipe the space each time you delete something?

Plagues, undead, and the god damn cold.

>>2764848
This. Too bad all Touhous can accomplish the same when I get a boner.

What is this I hear about the law?

Magick.

Remember guys, this is a thread on what your power IS, not what you want it to be. Some of you guys are really unimaginative. Manipulation of existence wouldn't do shit in Gensokyo because it doesn't exist by our standards.

>>2765668
You do know that manipulation of existence also includes manipulation of the lack of it?

Manipulation of clothing.

I would make their costumes so covered with superfluous frills and poofy things they couldn't move. Then I'd finish them off with a sewing needle danmaku shower.

manipulation of nothing. i can take a nothing and turn it into another nothing.

it's a really awesome and impressive skill that only the best can do.

The power to manipulate terrible posts.

Underwear.

The power to manipulate drawing like no drawfag has ever dreamed of

The manipulation of digestion time so that I might better poop on people while I fly around in my funny hat.

I AM THE SAGEMASTER I HAVE THE POWER TO MANIPULATE SAGES.

>>2766362
holy shit so am I. I counter your sage with an age.

the manipulation of manipulating. there is nothing i cannot manipulate.

nigras

Manipulation of Stagnation.

My penis.

I manipulate beer open.

Look! I did it again!

<glug><glug><glug>

>>2766517
Erections on command would make you (potentially) popular with the ladies. Or at least you could be a porn star.

>>2766570

It's difficult enough that he has to lift his belly up to scrounge around for his penis. Why would someone go looking for that?

Nobody has claimed manipulation of silly hats? I guess I'll take that. Gives me almost complete control of any touhou. Also, you are now picturing Mokou wearing the hat of Imperishable Night Stage 3 boss.

>>2765585
Hello Momizi.

>>What do you have the power to manipulate, Anon?

As in: "What do you really do?", not "What do you wish you could do?".

Manipulation of sleep patterns.

I can manipulate everything. Electrowaves, magnetic fields, matter, time. But only in my mind.

>>2766666
That is a lot of 6's........

>>2765166
Manipulation of data is the manipulation of all processes that depend on data. ALL processes depend on data, at some point, even if it's not obvious when or how. What you have is that ultimate power.

Manipulation of momentum would be my choice. Obviously I have the ability to some extent.
Would be a hax level power though, probably.
Danmaku? No problem, reverse momentum. Physical confrontation? I'm the juggernaught, bitch.

>>2764998
I would like to point out that Nagato Yuki manipulates data. Just putting it out there.

>>2767045
There might be a problem with surviving the actual physical collison though...

>>2767057
But if you can control momentum you can zero yourself out, just change what you touch.
But there's the problem of dealing with things with zero mass. So maybe a critical weakness to ghosts, like Yuyuko.
I still want a level 1 or 2 boss with power over momentum. Preferably a doggirl who plays catch with herself, or loves playing dominos or something.

Manipulation of kinetic energy. I can stop any object, no matter how massive, to a dead stop, store that energy, and use it to propel something else at incredible speed. I can propel myself under this power as well. I can move as fast as Youmu, no problem.

at least in gensokyo

>>2767040

you're doing it wrong.

>>2767045

So, that describes your weekends?


WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY -DO-, fagabillys?

>>2767082
I do forecasting.
Economic forecasting, labor trend forecasting, and epidemiology, which is essentially forecasting diseases/outbreaks/epidemic patterns.
Doesn't really lend itself to a power other than seeing the future, does it? Predicting disaster? Harbinger of doom? What am I, the silver surfer?
Maths semi-related.

>>2767082
The same thing I do every night...

Fap myself to sleep crying. ;_;

I can manipulate fiction. The kind of fiction that ends up shaping people's lives. A close cousin would be the manipulation of dreams, but it's slightly different.

I can subtly direct people's motivations, beliefs, and feelings in any way I see fit. I can turn them into obsessed maniacs, or champions of peace and prosperity.

Maybe you could think of it as the border where fiction becomes reality, through the works of living people.

>>2767098

That's why you don't get laid.

TIME

>>2767111
Getting laid in fiction is about 400x better than reality. I don't miss it.

>>2767095
Mathematical
Anti
Telharsic
Harthatum
Septomin

>>2767123

Neither do I, but you shouldn't be proud of it.

>>2767095
Mathematical
Anti
Telharsic
Harthatum
Septomin

>>2766508
This one might be cool. You could create pockets of reality where nothing ever changes. You could speed up decay, and cause enemies to grow old before they can even use one spellcard. You can cause people to get older but never learn anything or change at all, and still be doing the same crap...

Sounds like my life... Fuck, are you attacking me?

>>2764839
I haven't read the thread, but if the first reply wasn't:
"this: >grabs dick<"
/jp/ I will be dissapoint.

Manipulation of cheating, In a world where just about everyone has hax powers, it seems like the most obvious choice.
that or the manipulation of winning everytime.

I'm really good at math

>>2767201
if everyone has hax powers, then everyone is equal.

>>2767213
Not if each power is at a different level of hax-ness.

I can manipulate all sorts of non-linear differential equations

>>2767138
Thanks, ants.

Thants.

>>2767931
>Thanks, ants.

>Thants.

"Look Around You" reference?
AWESOME

>>2767174 You could create pockets of reality where nothing ever changes. You could speed up decay, and cause enemies to grow old before they can even use one spellcard.
Can't Sakuya do these things, in theory?

I can manipulate objects.

Take my opposable thumbs, motherfuckers.

>>2767942
Thanks, anonymous.

Thanonymous.