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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.27047031
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Remiling.

>> No.27047508

He is cooikng spaghetti for like 9 years right? Good job burd.

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Japanese Bird Being Cooked By Spaghetti

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>> No.27054560

Stop posting this shit. The fucking bird can't boil spaghetti. Its a god damned tiny shitty set with some bird fucking around with its little pieces.

>> No.27058914

>>27054560
dont tell the Japanese Bird that, we need him to make us supper!

>> No.27060453

>>27054560
You are lying! You are big fat phony! Take your words back please.

>> No.27082867

>>27046926
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey it's Penne Rigate!
How are you buddy?

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>>27046926

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>>27082867

>> No.27083218

if hes japanese, why is the pasta box in english?

>> No.27083227

>>27054560
You're wrong it's a very large bird and I have seen it

>> No.27083236

Suigining

>> No.27083332

>>27054560
The pieces are perfectly average sized, he is just a big boy. Please do not say such things to him though, he's a gentle giant.

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>>27083212

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>>27083523

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>>27083590

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>>27083633

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>>27083236
I didn't actually think it was him, but woah was I wrong.
I never posted in your era but it's nice to see old posters lingering.
That assumes you're the original poster of course and not someone who cracked the trip.

>> No.27090566

>>27054560
Next thing you'll say is that the dog isn't jumping through hoops. Heh, liar. Liar, liar. Fat liar.

>> No.27103098

post the Aya one.

>> No.27104944 [DELETED] 
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incredible

>> No.27135982

>>27104944
legendary thread. seal of approval.

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>>27104944
Now watch this!

>> No.27200717

Aya? Aya! What happened to Aya!

>> No.27221914

>>27152685
Why aren't the hoops on fire?

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>>27221914

>> No.27237023

>>27224378
holy shit son
is that sum pasta cereal?!

>> No.27245045

Whether it's 2012, 2014, 2018 or 2020, theres some
Fucking paycho in the catalog

>> No.27247628
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I AM FULLY CHARGED

>> No.27261464

>>27247628
That pattern looks vaguely familiar.
I'm drawing a blank.

>> No.27261482

>>27261464
Bavaria

>> No.27268468

BAVI

>> No.27273534

banti

>> No.27312227

Japanese
Bird
Forever

>> No.27314170

How long has the Japanese bird cooking spaghetti been around? I remember seeing it even when I started frequenting JP in 2008-2009 or so.

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>> No.27314375

threads like these are why jp is made of win

>> No.27316998

>>27312227
Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti Tuh-day
Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti Tuhmarruh
Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti Fo-evah

>> No.27328670

>>27048256
Is this real? Made me laugh.

>> No.27330163

life is in shambles. At least I can count on coming to jp and seeing the japanese bird cook spaghetti.

>> No.27330342

does japanese bird have a gluten free meal option?

>> No.27330439

what's that red shape in the cabinet at the top left of the image? ive seen this bird cooking pasta for years and it's the first time i've noticed it

>> No.27332325

t b h the pasta box seems too big for just 500g

>> No.27335709

>>27314375
>made of win
I miss 2007 too anon. what halcyon days ;_;

>> No.27365932

>>27330342
That is the gluten free option

>> No.27382748

>>27312227
BANZAI!
Japanese Bird BANZAI!

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>>27314342
I forgot how great that song was.

>> No.27388602

>>27365932
Gluten free pasta tends to taste disgusting

>> No.27388953

>>27383576
>>27314342
I only ever listened to that song within the last year or so and hearing it made these images not be funny anymore. I imagined it sounded differently.

>> No.27399125

>>27200717
>What happened to Aya!
Gay nigger birds is what happened to her.

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What'd I get?!

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>>27429024
oh...nothing.

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>> No.27494602

>>27046926
how can you be sure he's really japanese

>> No.27498489
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this bird is a she

>> No.27502763

>>27440875
I've never seen this one before, he fucking loves connect four!

>> No.27519189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHrYy9I_xRw

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>>27046926
You may think this is a regular-sized bird in a tiny kitchen, but what if I told you it was the inverse?

>> No.27528713

>>27526520
That doesn't look like a regular-sized kitchen inside a tiny bird

>> No.27535062

>>27152685
He can jump through FIVE hoops?!

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>> No.27550533

>>27519189
get out of /jp/

>> No.27572949
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Japanese Birb Cooking Spaghetti

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>> No.27617544

Good thread

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>>27596320

>> No.27618127
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Why the hell are you fags still here?
/jp/ is a corpse ridden with leprosy and AIDS. It's basically has taken over and mutated beyond recognition.
What's the point of sticking in here?

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>>27618127
Everywhere else is either worse or has too small a population to sustain itself.

>> No.27619221

>>27618165
This. All the spinoffs are boring, too small or don't even like 2hu content.

>> No.27619335

>>27618127
All other places are too normalfag or too underage. Yes, even other boards.

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>>27619221
I love Touhou but too much Touhou is probably a mistake this board has.

>> No.27619916

>>27619650
The only problem is that most 2hu threads are just boring image dumps. 2hu threads would be much better if /jp/ was 2hu/random again.

>> No.27620046

>>27083174
>It's 10000 years too soon for you to be walking into my kitchen, punk!

>> No.27625387

>>27619221
Not even that, everything else is just shit.
I just want to relax and shitpost with other chill dudes and not deal with the third iteration of monthly bullshit.

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>>27046926
Japanese bat helping japanese bird cook natto bolognese.

>> No.27626197

>>27625544
Cute pat.

>> No.27627260

>>27618127
Current /jp/ posters are mostly newfags post-2015 parroting older memes to fit in. You're speaking to the wrong crowd.

>> No.27627488

>>27627260
Wrong. I was here since 2010.

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>>27627260

>> No.27659475

>>27620046
Hold on, someone go get the old man. He'll straighten that bird out real quick.

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>>27659475

>> No.27666041

how far have we fallen if this is the best thread on jaypee right now?

>> No.27666185

>>27666041
There are some okay threads but 80% of the board is absolute garbage.

>> No.27693950

bump

>> No.27694130

>>27083212
>>27083523
>>27083590
>>27083609
>>27083633
>>27083652
Truly an epic for our times

>> No.27695089

>>27625544
bean birdy

>> No.27729616

Will he ever finish?

>> No.27729822
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>>27666185
I'd say it is more that "otaku interests" catches a bunch of disparate groups that have no interests in each other, and otaku tend to be autists that can't handle other people being to obsessed with some shitposting or obnoxious fad/genre on the same board. The only objective change which I find to be absolutely negative is the thread count finally speeding up, which is now even affecting the slower generals. Not that people haven't complained about generals existing at all as well.

I've just come to conclude that many people on /jp/ are jaded otaku who, although never admitting it, still prefer this board for certain topics over anywhere else. They just wouldn't be too happy anywhere since they're living in the past. If they really considered /jp/ so shit, they just wouldn't browse it anymore.

>> No.27735506

>>27729822
Touhou, Vocaloid, RM, and im@sfriends get along together just fine, hostility is mostly received by those considered corporate-backed "forced" fads (ie. Kancer Collection.)

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Japanese Garulabird cooking spaghetti

>> No.27741145

>>27046926
That is clearly Penne, not spaghetti

>> No.27741278
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Does everyone's favorite onion thief uncle Mugen still post on /jp/?

>> No.27741771

>>27741278
I don't think anyone would know if he did.

>> No.27741847

>>27741278
Well, just check Warosu.

>> No.27743342

>>27735506
Also keep in my that most of the new fads are mostly being posted by /v/tards.
Only true /jp/sies could bring new fads to /jp/ without everyone hating it.

>> No.27743362

>>27741278
He did this year in one of the nostalgia threads

>> No.27746023

>>27741278
He decided to leave many years ago because of the moderation. I doubt he'd be still here when it's getting even worse.

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>> No.27785966

bump

>> No.27786740

>>27083218
Special imported pasta

>> No.27791317

>>27741278
I remember that he had some kind of health issue.

>> No.27796978

>>27791317
He's fine. He survived his kidney operation or something.

>> No.27797850

>>27741278
Not thief, smuggler. Illegally importing.

>> No.27798377

>>27046926
Interesting

>> No.27812630

Can we fix /jp/ or is it a lost cause? I wish there was something I could do.

>> No.27812756

>>27812630
As long as it doesn't get completely swamped by a new userbase that vastly outnumbers the current one (as /a/ did)

>> No.27812761

>>27812630
Kill the /jp/ mods and janny

>> No.27813699

>>27812630
>I wish there was something I could do.
Don't repeat the mistakes of /a/.
The only people who actually complain about gatekeeping are upset they can't come to /jp/ and post like they do on other homogenized boards. /jp/ is not /a/ and shouldn't be treated as such. They split for a reason, even if the main reason was to contain touhou and get rid of the stuff on /a/ that moot didn't want.

>> No.27813789

I would love birds if only they didn't shit everywhere

>decades of taking care of birds

>> No.27815503 [DELETED] 

Look at this guy
>>/jp/thread/S21536277#p21536723

>> No.27815569

>>27815503
Both /a/ and /jp/ are shit

>> No.27815729
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>> No.27815952

>>27815729
WET CORNDOGS??

>> No.27817407

>>27812756
/jp/ has been swamped years ago. You just didn't notice it.

>> No.27822795

>>27618127
Trying to demoralize the rest of remaining few who make 2hu threads here and other topics meant for /jp/, excluding generals like the board was intended and made for? I can see your hooked vtuber and 3dpd nose from a mile faggot, try harder, actually nevermind just kys greasy mouth breather,

>> No.27827026

>>27822795
Nice /v/ermin language

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>> No.27850311

>>27813789
Just a few months ago, I heard a bird that sounded like a car alarm. About a year or 3 prior, I heard another bird that sounded like a car alarm.
Weird shit.

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>> No.27860665

>>27618127
Nowhere else to go. Just scan /jp/ occasionally in the hope of seeing something that resembles old/jp/, which never really happens.
Didn't think I'd miss the days the place was barely usable due to mass shitposting, but here we are. At least it was barely usable.

>> No.27865757

I've stopped visiting the Jay on the regular for a while and came back as a regular recently. In my inactive period I'd just come for the new year threads cause they were too good to miss with the shobon chat room becoming more populated. It has always been the place to come to take it easy and have fun.

To my surprise it hasn't changed much. Some flavor of the season stuff and my personal favorites still stick around: the Japanese bird cooking spaghetti, gachi, flan fly, blogging threads like this one and the miscellaneous touhou image dump threads with funny conversations.

I'm still enjoying myself just like I used to back then and it's good for my spiritual health. Joining the work force changed me somewhat but I'm glad to see that deep inside I'm still the same person and the Jay reconfirms that

>> No.27867002

>>27865757
I don't think I've seen Gachi threads around anymore but I also have stopped being a regular. I thought mods finally banned it because someone from the idol generals keep crying about it.

>> No.27867101

>>27572949
>>27859434
Do you have the Mystia and possibly Hatate one?

>> No.27877862

>>27867101
no.

>> No.27919789
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wake up

>> No.27957685

>>27865757
>Joining the work force changed me somewhat

Yes, work is horrible. Fake niceness and passive aggressiveness. The people who work hard don't get recognition while the people who stand around talking all day don't get reprimanded.

>> No.27961147

>>27815952
She's deep frying them

>> No.27969844

>>27224378
I love Rika so much bros. She is so very erai.

>> No.27988479

>>27957685
It gets a lot better if you don't take it as seriously (or take it easy, if you will). Do as little as you can without creating more issues for yourself, play along as much as you can stand and realize that in the end it's just something that you need to do to get money - compartmentalize it.
If you really hate it also genuinely consider part-time work (if it's too much of a bother) or starting your own business (if you want to try your best and do something meaningful).

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Over a decade on and you're still posting this garbage here? Holy shit, you're so fucking pathetic.

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>>27988923
Shut up and suck my dick. /jp/ is a dangerous place for lolis.

>> No.27992405 [DELETED] 

fuck dude.
here comes another wave of crossboarders. give it a break

>> No.28033235

ritual

>> No.28033673

>>27741278
He did at least earlier this year, probably summer I'd say. I even remember asking him if he's alright, and he answered he was, but I don't recall what thread it was specifically. The archive'll show you.

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>> No.28071310

Mugen had a stroke.

https://twitter.com/unclemugen/status/1121256179991072769

>> No.28071469

>>28070655
I don't know how safe I feel about Homu

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>> No.28071614

>>28071310
>>/jp/thread/21667823#p21673778
He recovered.
I thought you meant another one.

>> No.28085959

>>27860665
Still is, it's just that imageboards don't tend to consistently attract too much effort, so unless you put it in yourself there it can get rather dull.

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>>27860665
There is still good threads hidden under all the shitty Idol and /v/tuber threads, we're actually quite lucky that they stay on their containment threa and don't shit on other threads. Naturally not optimal solution because if your thread isn't very fast its gonna get bumped off the board when the idiots make 3 new generals at once but that is how it is for now. The sooner they get their own board the better, but I have a feeling they wont just leave even if they got their own board if moderation doesn't do anything about it.

>> No.28095067

>>27812756
The shounenspics on /a/ make me sad. /a/ was alright so much later than most boards.

>> No.28098175

>>27046926
BIRB

>> No.28098291

hello an advertisement on 4channel.org brought me here

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>>27867101
I do, will look for the Hatate one.

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>>28098291
Welcome to the jay. Please take it easy, we need more new blood who can do so.

>> No.28098739

>>27048229
lolwut

>> No.28099007

>>28098291
Same here

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>>28098739

>> No.28100496

>>28098581
okay what do i post here?

>> No.28100562

>>28100496
Cute girls from Touhou and iM@S. Make sure you post Japanese birds eating spaghetti and Japanese dogs jumping through hoops (preferably four of them) as well.
We could also use more actual VN discussion.

>> No.28100586

funniest shit I've ever seen

>> No.28100640

>>28100496
Anything you like as long as you play 2hus and VNs, don't work, and piss and shit on the floor.

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>>28100562
>>28100640
okey

>> No.28100721

to this point I have never fully been able to understand if the jay is ironic shitposting taken to the end point of wholesomeness, or just genuine feelings packaged in an autistic format

>> No.28100760

>>28100684
/jp/ is the easiest board on the site if you take it easy.
Nobody has a job here by the way.

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None can stand in Sudo's way!

>> No.28100856

>>28100794
Sudo Jr. is more their speed.
They won't be able to spur Super Ultra Galactic Sudo.

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>>28100856
Oh yeah? Then check out this Quantum Sudo.

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>>28100873
Enhance!

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>>28100760
this is easy, i'm /jp/ing already!!!

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It's easy in here.

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>>28100856
Here you go.

>> No.28101781

>>27083794
Who knows.

>> No.28101918

>>28101667
ok, that's enough playtime.

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>>28100721
Best post.

>> No.28102478
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>>27812756
>>28095067
What happened to /a/? I was gone on splinter boards for like 5 years, came back when they turned to shit and now everything's so much different on 4chan. I feel lost.

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>>27046926

>> No.28102563

>>28102478
4chan is dead. Just look at the /a/ board ads.

>> No.28102581

>>28102478
The growing prevalence of mobile phones in society as a whole happened. Mods steadily killing off /a/ culture in pursuit of "anime & manga discussion" happened. Many of the older posters moving on in life happened. It's a mix of several things, though those are the primary ones.

>> No.28102614 [DELETED] 

>>28102478
they outlawed generals there
a few mod happenings, including the bans when DB Super was airing. There was a massive influx of normies and other to the board for a good year or so. I stopped frequenting /a/ around that time so I can't tell you much of anything else.

The base there is mostly the same, but feels replaced with how they interact now.

>> No.28111878

>>28101667
I already have that one. Does anyone have all of them? I don't know how many versions there are.

>> No.28111957

>>28100986
If you continue to take it easy, you'll find yourself much happier dude.

>> No.28113285
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did you fucks really paid an ad for this thread

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>>28113285
Wait, was that true? Screenshot?
Don't confuse the banner for an ad.

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>>28113668

>> No.28113856

>>28113668
an actual ad. funny thing I had posted on this thread before than I saw it

>> No.28114367
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Thanks /jp/

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>>28113758
Holy shit. You're a fucking madman whoever you are.

Gonna rework my filters after this.

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>>28102581
You forgot moot's parting gift.

>> No.28114904

How long are independent ads gonna be a thing? Its honestly kinda hilarious to have even the ads be shitposts.

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>/jp/

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>>28114367
Well I guess at least people are getting exactly what is advertised.

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>>27046926
hello, hello, i come from another board, nice ad you got there.

>> No.28115987

>>28115866
Thanks, please post some 2hus.

>> No.28116014

>>28115866
Post cute girls from Touhou and iM@S, please.

>> No.28116044
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>>28115987
>>28116014
will that do ?

>> No.28116079

>>28116044
It counts, but a cute fairy picture would be nice too!

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>>28116044

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>>28116103

>> No.28116190

>>28116079
>>28116103
>>28116154
That's not a fairy!

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>>28116154

>> No.28116281

Heey~ newcomers!
If you're reading this, pay close attention!
/jp/ is not a fast board! You will often see threads go 24 hours without a reply! Do not be afraid as that is the natural speed of the board!

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good thread

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My wife Mokou!

>> No.28116562

>>28116361
Brushie~ Brushie~

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>>28116281
It was anyway, now we're one of the fastest boards because of 3 or so general threads that work more like chatrooms.

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>> No.28117719

>>28100794
You're one cocky little pig you know that.
I don't mean any offense dudester, don't take it that way.

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>>28100794
>>28100856

>> No.28117955

>>28117769
None can oppose him!

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>>28117769
I'll end you!

>> No.28122412

>>28118625
SEVEN hoops! wow!

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>>28116281
An anon told me the other day that those types of threads are inactive and shouldn't exist. Aaah, how I miss the old days.

>> No.28125669

>>28125342
Oh, he wasn't smart. Don't pay him any mind.

>> No.28125946

>>28118625
how????????????

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>>28114634
I'll never forget.
But I can forgive. I understand now what he was trying to do. The endless summer never stopped and now everyone on /a/ is either a newfag redditor, or a newfag pretending to be an oldfag and missing the point.

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>>27046926
Someone need to make a Kutaka version of "Japanese bird cooking spaghetti"

>> No.28126849

>>27237023
not just any cereal, its REESES PEANUT BUTTER PUFFS

>> No.28128225

>>28126714
Don't be lazy. You had the idea, go mspainting that bitch up.

>> No.28128908

>>28126714
OC doesn't just have to be made by professionals anon. Even a stick figure you only spent 5 minutes drawing would be worth posting, anon.

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Is this the real Jay Pee?
You're legendary!

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>>27046926

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>>28129476

>> No.28141987 [DELETED] 
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Bitchute is an infinite loading hell, youtube wants to know everything about you, so NND is where I uploaded. I don't know how this will go but here.
I hope it was worth it.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37714717
https://files.catbox.moe/9mmfey.mp4
I would have used the other one I had, but the front page was perfect.
Yotsuba, Job, and the ad.

Extra shit: Links

https://files.catbox.moe/769h54.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/jd7qya.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/sxvaw3.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/pbi60d.PNG

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>>28141987
Bitchute is an infinite loading hell, youtube wants to know everything about you, so NND is where I uploaded. I don't know how this will go but here.
I hope it was worth it.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37714717
https://files.catbox.moe/9mmfey.mp4
I would have used the other one I had, but the front page was perfect.
Yotsuba, Job, and the ad.

Extra shit: Links

https://files.catbox.moe/769h54.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/jd7qya.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/sxvaw3.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/pbi60d.PNG

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My brain is fried dudes.
fuck

>> No.28142288

>>28142080
Bitchute is an infinite loading hell, youtube wants to know everything about you, so NND is where I uploaded. I don't know how this will go since I've never once used NND but here.
I hope it was worth it.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37714717
https://files.catbox.moe/9mmfey.mp4
I would have used the other one I had, but the front page was perfect.
Yotsuba, Job, and the ad.

Extra shit: Links

https://files.catbox.moe/769h54.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/jd7qya.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/sxvaw3.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/pbi60d.PNG

>> No.28142413
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DYEL

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U ok

>> No.28142755

FUUCK NO
I HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL WEEK

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who needs it

>> No.28143558

THE WEAK

>> No.28155407

>>28143558
SHALL

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/jp/ convinced me to watch LOTGH long time ago. I'm still grateful for that.

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>>28157988
Those images were a hilarious sight.

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>>28157988

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>>28169296

>> No.28175551
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Came here from the ad. Have a guide how to see meme ads with adblocking and 4chan X:
>uBlock Origin
Disable cosmetic filters (eye icon)
Hit Ctrl twice to enable creation of Allow rules (green ones) and unlock bid.glass
>uMatrix
Allow frames from bid.glass
>4chan X
In Advanced tab add
https://bid.glass/ to JavaScript Whitelist
>OneeChan
Main Rice -> Show 4chan Ads

uBlock/uMatrix steps need to be repeated for both 4chan and 4channel.
It enables only self-serve meme ads, not the thots in your area, etc. ones.
Mobile ads don't seem to load with 4chan X when window is narrow (mobile).

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ii sure

>> No.28176967

>>28175551
Doesn't work with my CSS.
I don't particularly feel like going back through and redoing everything with a new set.

>> No.28183122

>>27046926
good day bird

>> No.28184212

>>28175551
Thanks anon. I've also been peeking at the self served ads and was wondering how I could do this without disabling ublock entirely.

>> No.28185676

>>27046926
very nice ad, very nice thread

>> No.28186507

>>27046926
Anon, he's cooking Penne, not Spaghetti

>> No.28186546 [DELETED] 

>Advertising a thread.
Pretty based.

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>>28101667
ez

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>> No.28189469

>>28187142
:^)

>> No.28190506

>>28175551
Thanks you very much, anon.

>> No.28201103

>>27865757
What are we going to do with flash being removed from modern browsers? Use old stuff? Chat won't be the same this year...

>> No.28205400

The ad took me here

>> No.28208464

birds are NOT important

>> No.28214599

>>27046926
A well spent $60 on the ad, Anon.

>> No.28215125

I just made a thread on /a/ and an ad just redirected me here.
Now I'm confused.

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excellent thread thanks for sending me here!!

>> No.28216659

FAGS

>> No.28220979

THE AD BROUGHT ME HERE.

Okay time to turn adblock back on.

>> No.28221711

I'm happy the ads are back and people are enjoying it, but I'm also kinda shocked at how many people browse the site without an adblocker, especially after The Incident, and I don't think >>28175551 is common knowledge. Though I'm probably wrong given how many people are here.

>> No.28222074 [DELETED] 

>>28221711
>is common knowledge
I've effectively killed everything. Even if I disable everything, I won't see a single ad unless I disable 4chanX

>> No.28222102

>>28102563
>>28102581
/a/ supposedly having the best moderators of the site while others have poor or none of them lead to that

>> No.28222264

>>28221711
I specifically unblocked the self-serve ads host

>> No.28230497

>>28221711
>The Incident
could you explain?

>> No.28230965

why is there a gook-pop ad now?

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>>28230497
He's either talking about pic related or the pornhub vpn stuff if not the split
That assumes he doesn't mean the i n l i n e stuff that happened a while back that broke everything.

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>>28230497
Porbably talking about the different events different people headcanon as "the death of old 4chan" (gamergate, stormfront, fappening, 2016 elections, m00t selling the site) without trying to stir up a fight that would be off-topic for the thread

>> No.28240286

>>28175551
>Hit Ctrl twice to enable creation of Allow rules (green ones) and unlock bid.glass
what?

>> No.28240939

>>28240286
>>28240286
He means advanced mode.
Just click on "requests blocked" to open it instead of worrying about the autistic shit.

>> No.28242191

reply if you came here by the ad

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>>28242191

>> No.28247759

>>28230497
The time when malicious ads were ran, and Hiromoot in his genius decided to make the site inoperable if you ran an adblock.

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>>28247759
>inoperable

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i wish /jp/ could still get along with chuubas. some of them arent that bad and i enjoy the stuff like i did with 2hu. It just sucks that the place here is a massive fucking loonybin and attracts the worst posters on 4chan

>> No.28249894

>>28249801
>attracts the worst posters on 4chan
You should try venturing to other boards.

>> No.28249911

>>28249894
There's a button to report off-topic posts, you should use it.

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>>28249894
i've been around to /pol/ and /v/ and they're bad in my eyes. /jp/ is my home still, and so is /c/. I may be a post electionfag but i respect the boards culture. Its one of the few places left where i feel comfortable and enjoy people here, regardless of what happens. im glad /jp/ still posts the bird and flanfly and get out stuff, and I still use that stuff w/hololive because there are people that should respect the boards integrity.

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>>28242191

>> No.28250084

>>28222102
overmoderation is much worse than undermoderation, that is just a basic fact everywhere on the internet

>> No.28250134

Ah, great, H*lolive found this thread. It was good while it lasted, and sincere thanks to the anon who put down the ad. Surprisingly, and I don't mean that as an insult, it wasn't your fault.

>> No.28250233

>>28250134
Quit trying to get around filters, you faggot. I don't want to see that shit nor people like you bitching about it.

>> No.28250331

>>28250233
If you have a filter for it, it'll still work. It's to prevent searching it in the archive which is what this freaks love to do.

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>>28250134
i've noticed this thread for a while but never responded? I can have my hobbies and like them, but okay?

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>>28249801
Cool. Nobody asked.

>> No.28251546

What do you guys do here

>> No.28252975

>>28250969
Nobody asked you too

>> No.28253357

>>28251546
Fap to little 2D girls and post Japanese birds & dogs

>> No.28253640

>>28250134
What did they ever do outside of their threads?

>> No.28259962

>>28249801
Never ever and please stop talking about h*lolive outside of your generals.

>> No.28260314 [DELETED] 

how much of a loser must you be to mention something nobody talked about because you feel left out due to everyone hating your existence.
fucking impossible.

>> No.28260314,1 [INTERNAL] 

Thread ended here >>28169655 or here >>28176621

>> No.28263865

>>28251546
Try to take it easy. Some people don't like that so they have to be very fast and very aggressive. It's sad but there's not much one can do.

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>>28263865
Even talking about 2hu attract horrible schizos who get mad for no good reason now, at least from what I've experienced lately.

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>> No.28296831

>>28251546
Play eraTouhou games and fap to Yassy doujins.

>> No.28297201

>>27046926
Can a bird truly be Japanese?

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His Japanese Spirit burns bright

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>>28297857

>> No.28341497 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.28347235

>>28341497
Get ye gone (and take it easy)

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>>28269061
We all knew this day would come, just nobody expected it to come from a source that wasn't Smash Bros. On the bright? side at least the implication here is that /v/ has enough people fluent in Japanese to obsess over this new thing so hard, I guess.

>> No.28372503

>>28175551
thanks

>> No.28424260

>>28251546
Wait for Birb to make pasta

>> No.28424292

>>28366173
patchy :(

>> No.28426451

What happens when the Japanese bird finishes cooking the spaghetti?

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>>28426451

>> No.28427198

Just was passing by and this thread unexpectedly teared me up a bit. Thanks for still existing /jp/, even if as a completely different thing.

>> No.28427712

>>28250672
You can like your shitty e-celebs, just talk about them anywhere but here.

>> No.28436931

https://jaypee.booru.org

>> No.28460099
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>>28436931

>> No.28473692

>>27619221
gnfos is at least run by an og /jp/ wizard
too bad 99% of the content is made by schizo teens

>> No.28475475

>>27743342
I remember when the Kigurumi stuff was first getting posted and how it was very opposed here. They keep themselves contained to their thread though so its still better than the crossboarders and shit.

>> No.28482139

I miss /jp/ radio the most out of all things actually. I wonder what's Pyonta doing nowadays.

>> No.28482314

>>28473692
I like Trevor expect that he was one of the worst spammers of /jp/. gnfos is still shit tho.

>> No.28482454

>>28473692
if you think trevor was "og /jp/" you're an actual retard

>> No.28495093

>>28482454
he has image timestamps from early '04 and accounts on SA-like sites from before this site even existed
he's a 32yo wizard so it's not exactly surprising that he was on 4chan / jp from the start

>> No.28532077

Bird up!
Happy Halloween!

>> No.28570568

>>28532077
I swear there was a japanese bird cooking up some potions edit.

>> No.28579873

>>28251546
post and masturbate.
one more than the other.

>> No.28579961

>>28251546
we take it easy and have a good time.

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Don't be discouraged.

>> No.28601507 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Don't ask why either

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>>28601539
Fun book.

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>> No.28643463

>>28642629
WOA

>> No.28653623

>>27388953
Please go back

>> No.28654615 [DELETED] 

You can't even go out in peace.

>> No.28663811
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>>27658690

>> No.28674074
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I still don't understand the gay shit images.
From what I saw, ~80% of the threads were ridden with sage and if there were any feuds, the thread would devolve. Luckily enough I never came across anyone with a name that was mentioned in some shitposts, but I guess I missed those.

>> No.28674116
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stuff like this

>> No.28686791

Just went to a job interview and being a /jp/sie, I spilled so much spaghetti. (。•́︿•̀。)

>> No.28691738

>>28686791
He worked so hard to make that for you, and this is how you repay him?

>> No.28691820

>>28686791
Penne Rigate's Spaghetti?
I'm kinda mad now dude.

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>>28691738
>>28691820
I shall think about what I've done.

>> No.28693716

>>28691738
>>28691820
Not that kind of spaghetti

>> No.28714312

you guys were right about those dreamlike days...
after all those years...

>> No.28737048

>>28714312
They are gone

>> No.28744005

>>28737048
At least we can remember all the good times

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>>28737048
>>28744005
Those dreamlike days will never end!
I love my wife Sakuya! She brings me JOY!
Nothing will change that, and those dreamlike days will continue!

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very nice japanese bird thread.

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