/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I choose to sacrifice number 3 to save the other two.

I fucked you're mom.

>>2759768
What if 3) is the same as 2)?

29, 26, she doesn't exist.

2) > 1) > 3)

1) 24
2) n/a
3) n/a

/thread, because my response is the same as 99% of the rest of /jp/

>/jp/
>girlfriend
I'm not too sure whether this is possible.

1.) I report your thread
2.) I minimize your thread
3.) I go about my day

1)21
2)12
3)She doesn't call me onii-san during sex.

24
16
she's not real ;_;

>>2759777
Yup

1. 18
2. 18
3. She only can give me handjobs.

>>2759776
Your girlfriend is older than you and you don't like it?

1) 21
2) 1000
3) Is a compulsive troll, prone to spontaneous cackling.

>>2759778
Well, I do have a yandere stalker, which I really hate, but I guess that's something.

21
18
she browse /a/.

1: 34
2:
3:

>>2759795
shame on you
I mean, seriously.

>>2759797
You a NEET?

>>2759808
You not?

>>2759810
I not

1) 22
2)
3)

>>2759811
Well then get out.

You obviously do not belong in here.

>>2759811
Why not?

>>2759808
No

1) 18
2)
3)

1) 21
2) I am the girlfriend
3) I wish he would stop asking about sex, I'm not done being a virgin yet.

>>2759823
How old is the boyfriend?

>>2759823
Hold out on him forever. He probably deserves it.

>>2759814
Not that idiot but:
1. Not having a girlfriend does NOT imply you're a NEET.
2. Being a NEET is stupid.
3. Most anons here are not actually NEETs.
4. If you don't study, your lower than the standard of loser.

>>2759826
20.

>>2759823
What's so good about being a virgin?

>>2759823
/jp/ firmly supports having sex only after marriage

But that said, you have to understand, thinking about sex is basically what us guys do

>>2759833
You gain magic in a certain age if you're a virgin by then.

>>2759823
Silly, sex is the only thing men want.

>>2759841
Masturbate and see if you still want to have sex.

Being a girlfriendless non-NEET with a reasonably well-paying full time job, I have a monopoly on my full time and disposable income as well as a level of freedom people with girlfriends will never know.

>>2759838
It takes 1000 years to become a full-fledged witch and get out of apprenticeship. Are you ready?

>>2759831
I can see him cheating on you in a couple of months.

>>2759848
Yes

1) 18
2) 10
3) See >>2759774

>>2759845
I'm no usual man, I don't really want any to begin with, not that I'd have anybody to have some anyway.

>>2759823
Why are you so frigid?

1) 22

2) ? <100

3) I have to readjust her pose whenever I move the desk a little bit. Sometimes she's a little too tsuntsun for her own good.

Man, I still find it SO fucking easy to be a virgin I still can't believe there's so many people that aren't.
I feel pure though.

>>2759866
Why? It's not as if having sex taints you. Hell, you probably masturbate to more 'impure' things than vanilla sex anyway. I know I do.

1) 18
2) 22
3) I guess the fact that she's kind of trigger happy, too often does she shoot first and ask no questions. Her trust issues and fear of commitment can also get kind of bothersome, her thoughts of chopping my hand off while I'm asleep are a little unsettling.

1) 19
2) All characters in this game are aged 18 or older
3) My waifus dont have any flaws

>>2759873
> It's not as if having sex taints you.
New here?

http://cute-fanny.com?id=NjkuNTguMTEzLjEwMA==

>>2759877
I thought she went deredere a little TOO quickly. I like there to be a transition period- although KQ moves rather fast.

1) 17
2) My waifus range from age 10-16
3) 2D is perfect

inb4b&

>>2759830
You would be more convincing if studying didn't cost shitloads of cash.

I've never understood the hate for sluts. If a girl is a virgin she's probably a virgin because of super high standards, not because of any reason you would actually appreciate.

>>2759892
I liked her character a lot better in the original even if she didn't get a route there. Secret Game made her seem either too soft or too insane while in the original she was just brutally cold and calculating, she didn't enjoy what she was doing she just believed it was what she had to do.

>>2759920
Slut detected.

>>2759920
I appreciate super high standards. To be blunt, I would never go out with any girl who would consider going out with me.

>>2759949
Hey, that's my problem too.
If anyone would do that, she's one of the following:
-Blind, deaf and stupid.
-Trying to trick me into something
-Just plain stupid.

And I wouldn't like any of that.

>>2759919
Not the person you're replying to, but I was scholarshipped all through university, even getting my PhD.

Now I work at said university and get paid not nearly enough for what I do, but it's plenty to keep myself in apartment, food and internet.

>>2759830
And if you don't even know the difference between your and you're, you don't even deserve to be alive.

1) 22
2) 18
3) Not Japanese

22
11
Not real.

>>2759920
>probably a virgin because of super high standards
Isn't that exactly the same reason why everyone here is a virgin?

>>2759963
Not knowing≠Mistake
Not knowing this is also worth of what you said.

>>2759980
That's not a simple mistake you make casually.

You are just fucking stupid.

>>2759977
Yup.
That and magic.

>>2759987
Yeah because
>you're a NEET.
>your lower
In the same post means you don't know how to use it.

>>2759977
Can't speak for anyone else, but for me it's not a problem with standards. I don't really have standards - I just don't like 3D girls. I certainly wouldn't presume to call that a 'standard' or anything.

>>2759823
>I wish he would stop asking about sex, I'm not done being a virgin yet.
Kill him.

>>2759977
I know it is for me.

And whenever a girl actually meets my standards (or gets as close as you can get while still remaining 3D), I'm too afraid of rejection to ask her out properly even though we talk every now and then.

>>2760000
You do realize it's supposed to be human instinct to reproduce, right? You got problems.

>>2760000
It is a standard since 2D is idealized 3D.

>>2760007
Same here, I'm to cautious.
And I just can't imagine myself having a girlfriend, I even fear it would affect my image to others, including my parents.

>>2760008
I don't want to reproduce. I don't think anyone should reproduce.

I'd rather the human race just stopped that shit and gently died out.

>>2760000
Oh, you're waiting for the "one".

>>2760014
Lead the way.

don't have one currently but for my last gf:
1) 23
2) 25
3) she gave pretty crappy blowjobs, couldn't hold an intelligent discussion with her partly due to language differences and partly because she was pretty uneducated

>>2760014
I'm saying it's supposed to be an unavoidable urge.
A mechanism to ensure reproduction.

>>2760013
I can imagine having a girlfriend, but right now I have the feeling that the girl I like (who, to my convenience, lives right across the hall form my dorm apartment) doesn't like me in the same way.

1) 24
2) 26
3) That we've alreday married

>>2760024
She doesn't, so just go rape her.

>>2760018
He is, by not reproducing.

>>2760030
That would definitely be a bad idea.

>>2760022
Correct, it is an unavoidable urge.

I avoid it thanks to a wonderful human invention: eroge.

1) 22
2) No. Girlfriend? 3D pigs? DO NOT WANT!
3) 3D pig!!!!! 2D > 3D

1) 23
Segmentation Fault.

>>2760036
But your 2d girlfriends are being driven out of existence by the wonderful femanons. What will you do then?

1) 28
2) 14
3) Too old.

>>2760022
It isn't, really. Not having sex doesn't feel anything like not eating for too long, avoiding going to the bathroom, having open wounds, or any other need your body gets on your case about for not fulfilling.

I have someone that I like, but that person has a boyfriend. I plan on confessing when I see her for the last time.

>>2760043
Well, for a start, I don't think it will ever get THAT bad. There will always be decent doujin stuff, and I think I'll still like the eroge the commercial folks manage to produce even if it's up against a shitload of ridiculous arbitrary restrictions.

If it DOES get that bad I'll get a vasectomy BEFORE THE RAPES BEGIN.

>>2760057
>when I see her for the last time.

Do you have any plans on how to kill her/yourself/her boyfriend before you leave into the sunset?

>>2760057
Kill the boyfriend, rape the girl.

>>2760062
>BEFORE THE RAPES BEGIN.

Nice BBCode, there.

>>2760057
Confess to her boyfriend first. When he dumps her to go out with you, dump him and start going out with her.

>>2760063
Nah, just moving to another country.

>>2760067
I actually meant to type spoiler tags, but wasn't paying enough attention.

22
5 weeks
If I'm caught, it's jail time for me

>>2760068
FLAWLESS

I wil never understand how you people can choose a two dimensional characters over the real thing. You can't touch your Arcieud unlike a living person. Get real.

>>2760080
One is perfect, the other a bag of meat and organs.

>>2760080
0/10
That doesn't work here

>>2760068
Seems like a perfect plan to me.
I'll do it.

>>2760072
Tell her to come visit, then. Alone, of course.

>>2760067
It probably works on the ghost board though.

>>2760094
Seems like fun, but I think our relations would be pretty awkward given the farewell.

>>2760099
I wouldn't know.

>>2760100
Possibly. But if you move to a nice country, there should probably be a nice restaurant or something where you could talk to her.

Of course, it depends on how long time it takes for her to come visit and everything.
She changes, you change, etc.

>>2760099
I does, most codes do.

>>2760099
It does, most codes do.

>>2760106
Meh, I guess half a decade should be long enough.
Anyway, I'll have to come back to my home country, I still have some stuff around here that I can't sell.

Women are animals. If they aren't educated about their place in the world, they atavistically become promiscuous (ie. sluts). This is supported by empirical evidence (take a minute and visit /cgl/), but the liberal science elite chooses not to spread this fact exoterically.

>>girlfriend

>>2760152
Go back to /b/

i don't have a girlfriend because i'm not a faggot.

Me: 23
Her: 24

She gets all scratchy and shit when she drinks... and you don't do much else in Japan aside from drinking.

Requesting ban for everyone who posted in this thread without sage.

1) 21

2) 13

3) She's a bit young, and while mature for her age, she's still got some room to grow. She's also pretty bad at expressing how she feels, which often leaves me wondering if I said something good or bad. Hopefully this'll change within the next few years, but if not, it's alright.

1) 25
2) ???
3) profit

23
None
Absolutely nothing, I'm doing pretty well.

1) 20

2) 17

3) Her dimensionality is one less than mine, which gets in the way of the base pleasures of the flesh sometimes ;_;

1. 27 years old
2. 16 years old
3. She hates anime, manga but loves sushi yet not wasabi. And she's going to grow up in a few years and not still be a loli...

so I will have to find a new one

>girlfriend
>/jp/
What?

Correction: Requesting ban for the one faggot who is actually pathetic enough to keep posting in this thread every minute.

>>2760671
waifu, amirite?

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