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Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
anon you're gonna be a good boy and lube up for the afterwork training right?
>>27417434based me posters
I love my chicken.
salman
>>27417435MO to the E!
>>27417434WTF this is literally me
UO
I want Kiara to peg me and not give me my tips for the night!
The cats fear the shark.
Happy Kiara is fun Kiara
>I was watching... collaborationDid she just dodge Coco?
Marine confirmed best senpai in hololive
>>27417413
>>274174353D hoshikunai
>Liked Kiara from the start>Regularly cuteposting and ritualposting about her>Now everyone sees how good she isSo this is the power of idols... not bad at all...
So how did chicken fuck her stream up this time?
>>27417413cunny... her cunny will be so sweaty when she plays ring fit adventure..sweaty wet shark cunny
>>27417446Based
Kikiriki my little eggs,My name is Kiara, and I like every single one of you! All of you are kind, wonderful people who spend every second of their day looking out for others. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sleep? I mean, I guess it's fulfilling to take care of people because of your own wholesomeness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more than donating your time at the retirement home.Don't sacrifice yourselves. Chase your dreams, like I did before. I was a flight attendant at an airline, and an idol in a previous life. What aspirations do you have next to "making the world a better place for everyone"? I also wish to do so, and have a partner who helps me with it (She just hugged me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fantastic people who deserve to take care of themselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my wife
one of the best chicken streams yet, and more are coming.We are truly blessed.
Not bad, bird.
This has been HoloEN's best week by far>ame and ina had a great collab>ina high spec art including horny ame bikini>thousands of people watching mori play with toys like an autistic child>Kiara finally had a stream that didn't end with her wanting to kill herself.>last group collab soonthings are looking up bros.
I'll now join the KFP
>>27417435One of her worst songs desu
>>27417439
>>27417413gura retweeted that swimsuit pic, which means she wants a swimsuit for her next costume
discovering hololive makes we want to get ripped.
i kneel...
To the retard in the last thread if a holo mentions a indie vtuber it’s not off topic anymore
>>27417435This man of deep shades, in a form having more than 4 sides
>>27417439SHE CANNOT BE ANY FLATTER.
Did your oshi notice you already?
??????????? Fuck you kiara
>i asked her... AHAHA... i asked her... AHAHAHAHAHA...i asked her AHAHAHAHAHA
>>27417413Fitting OP. I'll start drawing shark cunny now. Sorry about pollfagging. Congrats cunny voters.
>>27417463It's about seeing them grow, anon. That's the true idolchad experience
>>27417435My best friend is so cool!
For fuck's sake Kiara you horny bitch.
apologies
BROS????????????
Pipe down Kiara
OH JESAS. CHICKEN
I love Kiara!
BOTTOM LEFT moment
I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL
What the fuck is she talking about
Jesus christ chicken
>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
>she fucking asked how she handles the horny jesus chicken
Now this is good
Newfag here, which HoloEN is most suited for anal? This will help me decide whose vods to prioritize watching first.
BASED
KIARA LEAKING DMS
Kiara....
>have you been flicking it recently senchou?HOLY FUCKED BASED CHICKEN
>>27417487I prefer the gif version personally
For once, JSLfags are needed.
Holy fuck Kiara and Marine actually swapping masturbation tips
HOLY BASED CHICKEN WOMB
what the actual fuck kiara
>>27417413I wanna commit war crimes on this chicken!
>kiara asking fucking marine how to deal with being a fucking cock FIEND
>>27417489lmao
>>27417492Niggapentagon?
>I asked her how do you handle having a wet pussy lately?what is wrong with chicken
holy shit, kiarayour stacy aura is leaking
>>27417496His oshi is the one who reads loli rape doujins
Chicken...
>>27417523It's Kiara
>>27417435I love our boy Mori...
>Marine Horny TipsBASED
>>27417523After today, 100% Kiara.
you're more horny when you're depressed
>>27417463There are still many vegans lurking in these threads, waiting for their chance to shit on the chicken. Do not grow too complacent, fellow featherhead.
>>27417472Remember that chicken body temperature is bigger than humans. ~41 Celsius. Actually even higher that dog temperature.
>>27417496No but Ame, Mori, and Kiara did.
I wonder how Gura feels about Artemis stealing her shtick
>>27417439Why is she so perflat
>>27417523chicken
>>27417496fuck that guy.
>>27417523Kiara.
>>27417476cracking detective toes
>>27417445She can't control her horniness so she has to ask Marine for advice.
>>27417521Yes.
do the japs even get the "im horny" thing, do they even understand what shes referencing when asking that?
>>27417479It's not the best song but it's an excellent shitpost.
>>27417435Right here!
>>27417435Mori I love you!!!
>>27417535abayo
>>27417496How long until he donates everything he has in akasupas and then kills himself?
>>27417523>stuffing her ass with itemsYep, it's Kiara
>>27417535Holy fuck anon do you have the source?
Bros... BROS... Are Kiara and Marine MASTURBATING IN DISCORD CALLS TOGETHER?
>>27417521I would help her making a new one
Uuuh Kiari if someone offers to go on vacation with you when they first meet you
>>27417523Kiara literally talked about shoving a banana in her ass during this current stream.
Marine confirmed best old hag
>>27417520Are austrians normally blunt and open?
Kiara what
Gura minecraft today?
>>27417476>>ame and ina had a great collab
>>27417506PLEASE I KNEEL, I KNEEL
>>27417559>ywn creampie kiara's hot cloacawhy live
>>27417496>just calls her 2D anime girlYeah he is just doing it for clout.
>>27417500You have our thanks.
>Kiara just casually turning the entirety of the jp branch into her yuri harem one girl at a timeThe chicken is growing stronger.
>>27417523BOTTOM LEFT
When is Kiara x Marine lesbo sex ASMR
>>27417575she said muramura so yes, marine definitely understood
they're hitting it off, bros
>the chicken is already eager to abandon HoloEN to the wolves
>Marine stealing Pekora's cute kouhaiPain-peko
God Kiara is such a shit story teller.
>>27417496Does he really?
>>27417496>desperate menhera replies to a shitty videoWhat a surprise
>>27417591I dont know, but Gura and Amelia definitely are.
>>27417600>blunt and openJust blunt
>>27417563Nijis had a shark girl for half a year tho?
>>27417600its a german language thing
>>27417463Must feel great, good on you for hanging on, m8.
Unergründlich basiert.
>>27417500But imagine mori fucking cunny
Im glad for KiaraShe will make it
>>27417496>Anituberinto the trash
She does realize that Japs usually don't really mean what they say and that maybe means no, right? Even among coworkers and aquaintances.
>>27417496I wouldn't be surprised if that guy is single
>>27417551>>27417554>>27417564>>27417567>>27417586>>27417597>she has basically no pornDamn.
Holy shit, did Kiara just attract some oil barons or bankers or something?
Gura's southern accent just straight up sounds like Sandy Cheeks.
>>27417496yeah, kiara and polka have noticed me and I feel blessed
Marine is grooming yet another younger girl...
>>27417664We shall change the world
>>27417502>Mori will never give you yubi lessons.
>happy chickenwtfthis is actually weird now
>>27417662His gf is legit super hot lmao
>She's one of us
Gura Minecraft soonWill she:1- Pretend she never played the game before.2- Reveal her powerlevel from the get go and have a fun time.3- Don't reference it at all and just play the game and leave it as ambigious as she can.Vote now
This remix will win right?https://youtu.be/Qo4URyXfg-k?t=2855
>>27417662He not Anon
Kiara made it bros...we're all gonna make it. We're all going to speak to Marine some day.
>>27417523Kiara
>>27417672>>27417654Please, do it in /hlg/.
damn her story is entertaining
>Kiara joins the chatAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27417589its her roommate
I am as happy for the chicken as I am for the Forest.
>kiara fangirling over dicord talk with holosShe really is a superfan turned idol herself.
>>27417691Genki Genki
>>27417658yeah she just needs to find her character
>a full stream of happy chickenthis feels great
>>27417696she's never played the game but SHE has
Is german suppose to sound like you're choking?
>>27417535hook me up with the source you stupid bitch
Incoming influx of anal pictures of Kiara.
>>27417696She will do all three at once.
uh should kiara be talking about their private dms?
>>27417670Her fanbase is stupidly dedicated, her rocky start worked in her favor there
>>27417681Kiara's the only one grooming things around here.
I wish I was Kiara or InaA fan of hololive who becomes one herself
>>27417670She was always doing good in SC.
>>27417435REPRESENT
>>27417589nvm found it
>>27417691The suffering is only tasty when counteracted by the sheer happiness she feels later
>tune in to lofi>moona has her in bedLooks like I made the right choice
I bet Mori has a really big CLITORIS.Hell, I bet her CLITORIS would give you guys dicks a run for their money.
Be honest guys if a holo talked to you would you be able to keep your spaghetti
>>27417692I looked it up, whatthefuck how!?
>>27417535God I want to coom in this silly menhera Chicken
Kiara living the dream
>>27417730
>>27417606My typing reps anon....Though to be fair ame and Ina in surgeon sim was good
>she was nice to me!>this is so weirdKiara...
>>27417741They're not supposed to talk about high details, but this is fine.
>>27417761no
>>27417500I wanted Pikamee molesting Gura...
>>27417696She will go all out she no longer cares about pretending.
>>27417741She hasn't revealed anything private other than their masturbation techniques
Someone clip her mentioning stuffing things up her ass.
>>27417699holy kek
>>27417761I wouldn't be able to understand them
>>27417741Jp holos do it all the time
>>27417661If she has lived in Japan for any extended amount of time she has surely picked up on how the Japanese really are.
>kiara connecting hard with top toer JP holosShe might not raise fast, but she will have a very steady and healthy growth.
>Kiara unironically fangirling out over MarineMy heart
>>27417463Most people don't actually watch her streams (since they barely happen) and only see her in collabs, where she's not nearly as fun. That's why whenever God lets her stream /jp/ starts softening up on her.
kiara makes me want to punch her in the face.
>>27417761yes
>>27417757That's pretty hot
I wish there was a person that I would be so happy about when I talked to them. Jackie Chan could knock on my door tomorrow and I wouldnt be able to muster up more than a smile even though I love him.
>she sent me something specialUhh.. narrativebros?
I'm worried about Amelia. Even though she has decent viewer reach, her money making stats like SC/memberships can be categorized as 'inefficient' when you look at the generation rate per man-hour. I fear that cover will ditch her just because she can't compete with her genmates. How can I make reddit whiteknight help her?
>>27417741So far it's within what HoloJP does so it's fine
>>27417500based
>Marine-senpai how can you handle having a SOPPING WET COCK HOLE that constantly CRAVES to be BRUTALLY RAVAGED by POWERFUL MALE COCKSJesus christ Kiara
holy shit marine is fucking amazing, I always knew that but holy shit
>>27417761I was able to keep my spaghetti in check during the Towa voice chat.
>>27417777Me too
>>274176962.She mention playing playing Pacify before as a "very different shark" so she's not trying hard to hide it
>>27417763No fucking clue, they have been together for years thoughI can't watch any of his video's without wanting to blow my brain out but their podcast is petty good desu
Lil' bros please stop sending your asssassins to our thread, we already have enough trouble with those digusting animal rapists.
>>27417761Yes, but it would be awkward as all my statements would be very brief
>Mori is planning to give exposure to indies>Kiara is planning to give exposure to HoloJN to the EN audienceWtf TakaMori is too based for this planet.
>>27417558I'm actually a vegan for 10 years and huge Kiara fan, lol. Loved how in Minecraft she said she would probably be vegetarian in that game because she doesn't like killing chickens.
>>27417637She is a woman, so...
>>27417807>Cover dropping low earnersYou are concerned over nothing.
>>27417563i dont think she even knows that she exists. nobody gives a shit about some random that didnt even produce any content yet.
>>27417730My cock is ready
>>27417761Yes, I've only spilled my spaghetti on pretty women
>>27417777Quadsamee I feel your pain
>Kiara is Pekora mixed with MarineWhat is this aura...it has infinte potential and coukld explode at any time...
>>27417597nice
>>27417813M-My fake otaku narrative...
>>27417805Art of Kiara and Pekora for the thumbnail of their collab.
>>27417786And? Fuck off to /hlg/ then/.
>>27417761I want to say yes but there is a chance I would be like that faggot EN manager and go DO THE THING
>>27417783fine it's your favorite holoen talking to you then could you keep the autism down?
>>27417761I'd make sure to spill it all over the thread
>>27417661She likely understands the Japs better than you do anonchama... she's been basically on and off living there since she was 15.
>>27417662Dude he is engaged to a big titty white girl weaboo.
>>27417761>implying Mori wouldn't spill hers first
>>27417761Depends on who it is.If it was Amelia or Gura I wouldn't be able to, no. They would immediately realize I want to mating press them.
>>27417476I don't want to scare you Anon, but we have a triple members only stream overlap soon
>>27417696>1- Pretend she never played the game before.One, she ALWAYS does this
>>27417807if amelia was here she would tell you to fuck off
i love chicken
>>27417741Marine mentioned the same discussion on her stream. Said that she wanted to act as an intermediary between Peko and Kiara because of how shy Pekora can be with others.
>>27417761I once met Ryan Gosling at a supermarket, he was kind of rude but I kept my spaghetti just fine
>>27417696she's already said she played the game before man
>>27417857yes. if it was coco i would probably try to rape her though
>>27417521I would pat her head and take her to the kitchen where I would help her make new ones
>>27417539Just the way she described it was graphic, like holy shit. Like she was reaching for the word "horniness" because she didn't know how else to describe that "wet, wet" feeling. Like god damn Kiara do you have any fucking idea how erotic that sounds? What the hell?
>>27417661Based 4chanposter who knows more about Japan than the girl living there
>>27417757>getting fucked by Mori's clit-cock while she whispers in your ear 'ya boi doesn't know how to hold back', spanks you and bottoms out
>>27417870>One, she ALWAYS does thisshe's literally never done that though
>>27417807https://files.catbox.moe/xjxv0z.webm
>>27417807This guy doesn't know about holostars
>>27417807Cover doesn't ditch anyone because there are virtually no operation costs. Miyabi's still around as proof of the fact.
>>27417692>>27417763>>27417820you guys have extremely low standards. go lift some weight
>>27417815You played apex with towa?
>>27417563Pikamee....
>actually helped her with pekoI don't know how to feel about that oneI still don't want them to meet, as much as I like chicken now. At least not until she actually gets much better at being a streamer and keeping her composure.
>>27417545use the fixed version
>>27417807
You think holoJP would be intimidated by how hot Kiara is??
4 whole senpais wow!
>>27417815You were in that discord group? What a fucking shitshow, but you did get her love in the end, so I guess I can't fault you towafags
>>27417874Marine is such a good senpai
FOUR (4) whole senpaisThe harem grows
>>27417741What the fuck is with these gay questions
>>27417834Didn't Kiara just lose her shit when she showed up in chat?
>>27417541THATS ME!
>>27417807this has to be bait
wait why haven't they added all of the other hololives to their discord friends? the fuck?
Well it seems kiara is living her dream
>Kiara coin will multiply by 4 once the collab ban liftsBUY NOW
>>27417870she mentioned she played that shitty horror game before
>>27417874Based captain
>The other 2 are secretWho are they?
She really is a gigastacy
>>27417807Holostars
So this is how Germans drive
>>27417521I'd be honest and say peanut butter is shit but I'll still eat it anyway
>>27417909JPs are intimidated by blondes in general
>>27417496so he's going to become the next l*ger?
>>27417563Stop fucking shilling her here you worthless son of a bitch.
>>27417944Luna Koronesource: My ass
>>27417927Hardly, she shittalked her briefly.
>>27417872Someone shop the "If you drive alone you drive with Hitler" or whatever it was onto it
>>27417944One is Super NenechiThe other I suspect is Coco
>Secret senpai connectionThe plot thickens
>Pikamee>5,000,000,000,001 years old>Gura>Just over 9000 years oldIs this illegal in cosmic statutory law?
What are the remaining seals on Mori's vidya powerlevel? Is it just FromSoft game permissions now that she has a better pc?
>>27417905Kiara has already said that she doesn't want to rush to collab with Pekora either, it'll be fine
>>27417670She is the smallest en and thus oly got the dedicated crowd with money instead of redditkids from brazil with 100 ars to spend per month.
>>27417944me
>>27417944One is Nene confirmed.Who is the last one?
>>27417909I'd wager the old hags are more dangerous than any balding 40 year old, faceless managers.
>>27417950ha-hayai...
>>27417563Hey anon how much do they pay you per post.
>>27417944Think about it
Kiara is gonna become the top of HoloEN just by being charismatic, this is some Yakuza shit
>>27417604Yes, it's going to be great.
>>27417807Anon Choco and Mel still have a job.
>>27417944Nene and the Other Orange Woman.
>>27417928Lel>green glowNeat
>>27417934They're not on the same branch and are just co workers
>>27417899Honestly what I find strange is a weeabo is in a relationship with a normal looking girl
>Yagoo is in your oshi's discord sending her tasteful dick pics
>>27417940>NOWyou missed the dip bro. BUY HIGH SELL LOW.
>>27417950And they still get into less accidents than amerifags
>>27417950Really nice having a drawfag that follows you around
>>27417974>badass chicken cute
>>27417893she pretended not to know how to play dbd
>>27417435Here and listening to this based bird
>>27417990PecorMike?
>>27417934Given the occasional discord leak from Amelia I am also surprised why Cover doesn't create a private server just for their idols to idly chat with each other.
>>27417944CEO and probably the chinkkiller herself.
>>27417944Coco is one of them for sure.
>>27417974>dog lewd/hlg/-kun...
>>27417539>>27417883>Hey Marine, how do you deal with horniness?>Um, excuse me but what?
>>27417836hehe
taking gura to mcdonalds to purchase a kid's meal after a long day of shopping
>>27417982Matsuri probably
>Every holo is referred to here by their first name, except Calli who is called 'Mori'Why?
>>27417950these motherfuckers are fast
If only Kiara had a better design with less hats and less orange KFP shither eyes and hair are very nice
>>27417862Mori's pockets can't hold spaghetti in the first place, they phase through
Bros I have so much fun with her stream
>>27417974MY BOY
>More LOL YAGOO from RedditorsFUCK OFF. Stop shilling this incompetent fuck. She even said she didn't friend him
>yagoo tried to get some of the bird cloaca but she turned him downtrue stacy
>>27417807She can open a rrat extermination companyhttps://files.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
I can't wait for my oshi and my favourite EN to collab.
>>27417974
>>27417496anime youtubers are fucking dogshit, especially this fag cunt.
>>27417974>Ina best thingcorrect
>Kiara collabs with Coco>The chinks kneel out of fear of HoloEn
>>27417992I doubt it, but she's gonna be fine.
>>27417761
>>27418026I still say Watson. I don't even refer to the retard bird by any of her names.
>>27418026i call watson watson all the time
>>27417446based
>>27417761pardun?
>>27417520good thing she didn't ask Matsuri
>>27418026森 is a better name than California
>talks about yagoo>types >"we have to end"narrative bros...
>>27418014Yeah cover could do a lot of things but you know they are
>>27418026People also frequently refer to Ame as Watson.
>>27418040can you blame him
>>27418026What >>27418066 said.
>>27417974holy god mori basedfubuki keep kek postingminecraft date stacy
>>27417861Mori?
>>27417999thats more common than you think, I have irl friends like that too, they arent gigguk level but they do own figurines and other weird merch
>>27417489You know, I never noticed the little drool detail on her outfit’s shark mouth until this pic for some strange reason drew my attention there. Cute.
>>27418026Calli means California to me, can't call her that, it's weird
>>27418026People are retarded, she's Calli
>>27417539>>27417883>>27418018I fucking love this bitch, she has zero filters.
>>27417974>Jannies love Kiara
>>27418026Mori is closer to what would be an English first name than Calliope, so most people just default to it.
>>27418014Exactly my point. I always thought all of them had a server to get in contact with one another
>>27418026it's the only part I remember
>>27418023cute
>>27418086>minecraft date stacy
>>27417413I want to fucking mating press gura so bad fuck
>>27417670HoloEN by social status:Kiara: Oil BaronsIna: Well-off artistsMori: The Working ManAme: ZoomersGura: Normies
this retarded chicken slaps your Jannie on the ass and tells him he's not getting paid any time soon. What are you going to do about it?5th Gen need not apply.
>>27418014there's channels for that in the private serverif the idols want to chat together they can just add each other anyway
Dankeschön~
>>27418026California is a bad word
>>27418090>You know, I never noticed the little drool detail on her outfit’s shark mouth until this pict. Didn't watch Ina's first draw stream.
>>27418037>>27418044Indeed she is.
I can't believe Kiara is chugging robitussin on stream.
>>27417944She talked about a collab where Marine was revealed to have lame clothes. She was going to say who Marine was with, but then diverted and just said "collab".Was Coco there? If so, maybe Coco has talked with her and told her not to reference her again for her safety. This is my comfy headcanon.
>>27417897They're salaried aren't they
>>27418026it's just like nofuckingbody would say Ninomae or specially Gawr
>>27418053If Cover wanted to start an all-out war they'd force the gura/coco collab and pray EN stomps out the CNfags
>>27418059cause your a faggot anti bitch. Drink bleach nigger
>>27417435Banging pots and pans with my bro!
>>27418026calliope reminds me of a shitty homestuck character
>>27417761I don't think so, Gura would be able to smell my fear in a second
>>27417860>>27417787>>27417888Youre forgetting thats shes a borderline retarded woman in her early 20s though. She literally squealed into her mic when she talked to a coworker and had a mental breakdown in front of 20k people.
>>27417976I know. I have hope that she sets the bar high enough. And at least she's been getting better and better each stream that doesn't have extreme technical issues.Just don't want to see my inkya weirded out or hurt in any way.
>>27418097was she too horny for meatspace idoling?
>Kiara will never sing happy birthday to you
>>274176962. Pay attention.
Can someone spoonfeed me the origins of the UOOOOOOHHHHHH *crying face* meme?
>>27418007>>27418027Kiara(+mori) have 2 draw fangirls that shit out like 2-3 images of them per day.
Is it bad to want Mori to dom me?
>>27418026Don't forget Moona. People tend to do it if the first name is just too ugly. Note how even people who use her first name call her "Calli" instead of "Calliope".
>>27418148I'd tell you to leave but it's so long dead all I can do is call you a faggot
>>27418170no.
>>27418118Jannies get the rope.
>>27418152You could be retarded
>>27418140Imagine being this mad over nothing. Are you really upset I call her a retard bird when that's exactly what she portrays herself as?
Would Kiara rape her senpais?
I never knew German could sound this adorable
>>27418026>trying to rewrite your brain circuitryno
danke
>>27417761I've had mini conversations with Mori where she replied to a couple of my messages in succession during her member streams or when shes in other tiny streams and I feel happy but not crazyTalking to her with voice? My spaghetti will instantly be leaking out my pockets, but I see her as a bro and with respect so it won't be all over the floor.desu I'd probably like that with most of the Holo girls or guys
>>27418140Quality response
What time is Gura minecraft?
>>27418137The insect fears the shark, as they should.
Did Mori change her BGM cause that's a shame. Her BGM always made me feel like I'm inside a library
>>27418026i find calliope harder to remember than mori, so i just called her mori and it stuck.
>>27418147gura would be in fear herself
>>27418152>he fell for the EMOTIONAL OUTBREAK FOR SIMPS shtick the chicken has and never will give a fuck what people say
>>27417496Does he even watch them?
>>27418118I give her my computer and tell her it's really good for streaming
>>27418118kneel and buy her membership
>>27418115Kiara really is a trophy wife, isn't she?I vibe with Mori the best, and I'm a wagecuck hating my job. Your evaluation seems accurate.
What a fucking Chad I've been laughing for a minute straight
>>27418173Not bad, natural. >ywn get stepped on by herWhy live?
>>27418170only giving everyone yourself (read each first letter there)
>>27418173Yes because "faker in the sheets"
>>27418008She said she didn't play killer before, which may be true. Some the mistakes look like she learned killer from being on the receiving end.
>>27418187>>27418197little faggot bitches why don't you set yourself on fire and jump off a building lmao
>>27418140Based.
>>27418152menhera doesn't mean you're socially retarded
>https://twitter.com/Soretemaestro/status/1311469853379833857what the fuck
>>27417974>big Kiara in the middleGuys I am crying. I am actually so happy that people see how sweet and funny and unhinged she is now.
>>27418170No. Archives.
>>27417827Fuck off Coco, don't you have some Islamic prayers to attend to?
>>27418148TRuE.
>>27418170Return to where you came from
>>27418165Do your money reps and send her a supa saying it’s your birthday
>>27417807Just wanted to let you know that I understood your joke.
>>27418173Nah, I want her to be my mom. You're still in the safe area.
>>27418216UUUUOOOOOOOOOOH EROTIC
>>27418191Most languages sound cute if a gigastacy like Kiara spoke it in the way she does.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1314255583252344832
>>27418219Do you have a rrat version?
>>27418118Become a janny so I'm next.
>tells someone to shut up because they complained ame was too loudchicken is good girl
AMELIA BTFO AMELIA BTFO AMELIA BTFO AMELIA BTFO HOLY SHIT
>>27418170>Sees cunnygo UOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>27418152Anon, stop, I can only get so erect
>>27418191>I never knew German could sound this adorableDumb American.
>HUKE missed this stream
>>27418173>masochistic actuallyF anon
>"Amelia was so loud the whole stream">Yeah yeah yeah, SHUT UPBased bird
>>27418216what did he do to deserve that follow?
>>27418242thanks
>>27418170newfagchama, your archive reps...
380...
uh oh
FINALLY, COVER LETTING HER GET A FUCKING 3080
>>27418216HE'S HERE
>Kiara getting a 3080good luck getting past all the botting dumbasses
>30803080>30803080>30803080>30803080>30803080
>>27418232I mean, whoever is streaming when its posted tends to be in the center, being the main subject of the thread and all. Guess you can be happy it wasn't bird?
>BUYS 3080 BECAUSE CHAT KEEPS ON FAGGING ABOUT ITBASED
>>27418258why?
>>27418234You think typing UOOOOOOHHHHHH in the archives is gonna give him the answer?
What kind of pc does Kiara currently have?
Based 3080 Pog
Bros, who here NEVER sold their kiara koins? Never doubted that she will rise again like the phoenix she is?
BASED STACY DOESNT GIVE A FK ABOUT YOUR THREE EIGHTY CARD BUT STILL ORDERS HIT TO SHIT ON YOU
>>27418216Based
Still hasn't been paid yet the hell cover
>>27418258Holy shit. 3 Years in the future some autist will become the best recorder-player there ever was and will attribute his success to Calli
>>27418135you have to admit that ninomae ina'nis is a pretty cool sounding name though
>everyone told me to get a 3080 so I got a 3080WTF Kiara
>>27418170Not knowing that meme literally means you're not even a crossboarder, you're just a fucking newfag tourist.
>3080 deducted from her paycheckI hope her case can store it, isn't that like a thicc fuckin card
>Nothing in my bank account FUCKS SAKES COVER
>she's ordering a 3080>not upgrading anything elseNOOOOOOOOOOO KIARA YOU NEED A NEW CPU
>ordering 3080Holy shit, stacy energy in full swing
What CPU did she have?
>she's getting a 3080 and trying to combine it with some 8 year old cpu and motherboard and 2gb ramkek
>>27418282He's a cunnyseur
>>27418216He's worked for it. His art is god tier.
>getting a 3080 and only a 3080 based and illeterate flex
>>27418258How soon do we get art of Mori on her knees servicing all her Deadmate's recorders with her incredible yubi technique?
>30803080>30803080>30803080>30803080>3080SHE'S GOING STRAIGHT UP VERTICALGURA WATCH OUT
uhhhh bros, can her power supply handle it?
>>27418216He really shouldn't have posted that beta tweet
>>27418282he drew all of these
>>27418282Drew a bunch of cute sharkhttps://twitter.com/Klaius/mediaGura's mama also follows him
>>27418310We’re gonna soar bro’s we’re gonna soar!
>>27418191Mozart wrote operas in German they're quite beautiful.
>>27418216He's in
bruh 3080 what if it doesn't fit into her motherboard
>>27418026Mori fits to her more
Wait so she's buying a fucking GPU for her COMPUTER BACK IN FUCKING AUSTRIA? Jesus fucking christ we just can't win.
>3080 with a Ryzen 3 2200Gthe bottleneck Kiara
Inb4 her shitty power supply can't handle the 3080
>>27418258That can't be serious.
>>27418324gpus have onboard encoding for streaming
>>27417999>He doesn't knowhttps://youtu.be/qN1YEx1XbXkHe also said she was full weaboo AkA believed japan was the superior country unlike him who only liked anime.There is hope bois...
>>27418170I want to fuck nobeta
Do you think her boyfriend put in the GPU
>>27418282He's been non-stop drawing her and is spending his entire inktober drawing her in other vtuber's oufits.
This is the perfect time to add mama botan to your friend list kiara and talk with her about it
>>27418258I fucking love Mori.
>>27418148I'm glad people call her Mori for that reason. I don't want to remember that.
>>27418282Makes really great art for her!
>>27418297imagine kiara trying to plug a 3080 on her rig. 10 bucks she breaks the goddamn video card
Her PSU isn't going to be able to handle this thing is it
Bottleneck time!
>Bought the 3080 despite being brokeBird, I kneel...
>got a powerful GPU but the rest is still oldTechincal sufferkino bro, we're still IN
>>27418282He does the Gura cosplay series
>>27418361You just know it won't, no way is she getting this right.
>>27418282He draws most of Gura fanart that ends up posted in here and I reply UUOOHHH everytime
>>27418228Its true ????
PLEASE ask BotanJESUS CHRIST
>>27418367A literal monkey could put a GPU in
>>27418258
>>27418216god has noticed him
>Has no idea about computers >buys a 3080This will not end well.
>>27418216I always thought UUUOOOHHH posting was limited to these threds because we laughed at a random jap tweet
Oh for fuck sake Kiara, learn to build some fucking work relationship with your co-workers you mentally ill chicken
>>27418258>>27418316All deadbeats will become Komusōs but for 2 dollar aliexpress recorders
>somehow manages to plug the 3080 in the computer>her stock no brand PSU burns and shorts her PCoh god the suffering kino please
>>27418319How the fuck did she get a 3080 is the real question. Nvidia is barely supplying 1% of retailer orders.
>>27418216
why the fuck does kiara have to worry about computer shit this is insane. what does clover even do ?
>>27418323Youtube won't pay out their Sept. earnings until around the 22nd of this month.
>>27418216Holy based
Kiara giving new meaning to the term "Thirsty Thursday"
Chicken stop fearing the Lion and ask for help.
PLEASE JUST ASK LIONGRANNY, SHE'LL BE REALLY HAPPY TO HELP
A STORM IS COMING
>>27418170
Bros, at this point just tell her to get a completely new PC altogether, 3080 with some old ass cpu, not to mention ram and psu...
>>27418405no
>>27418307No. But I expect him to check the threads one by one if he wants to learn.He's clearly a newfag if he doesn't know THAT, so he better lurk and learn.
>>27418411Suffering kino's back on the block
>>27418341She also needs a billion Watt power supply.
She really should have asked Ame for a rig recommendation
>3080bruh
This isn't going to end well. Her shitty pre-built PSU is gonna blow up if it even has the right connectors.
Ina please
>>27418419that's exactly what will happen
>implying she's not doing it on purpose to trigger Botan's /g/ autism and make her start a conversationit's all part of the plan
>>27418310I've been HODLing since day #1.
>>27418258This little squid literally can't stop making dumb puns
>>27418216LOL, fucking based.
>>27418415They're from the Nobeta threads on /v/ originally
>>27418411People will SC her $2000 to make up for it when she breaks it in half.
>>27418434I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>>27418258>Plans to collab with indies to give them more exposure>Trying to revive a dead music genre>Singlehandedly revives a dead instrument and industryHow fucking based can this reaper get
>>27418228>>27418400Every fucking time. I'm not even going to explain why he's following him. Do your archive reps, retards.
>>27418216king
PLEASE tell me she'll have someone smart assemble this shit...
>>27418424Not much, her manager is more techinally illiterate than her.
>>27418424Hire the fattest, smelliest, baldest, most faceless oji-sans to stalk, harrass and rape their talent of course! (handpicked by LE YAGOO xD himself)
What the fuck are senpai for if not to help their kouhai
>>27418297I got one on Friday , the situation is getting better
>>27418400Obama's twitter account is set up to follow anyone who's followed him, he follows a shit load of weird accounts as a result
>>27418436I hope you dont complain when normalfaggots flood this place with resetera/twitter/facebook/twitch normie shit :)
>>27418450Nooo, keep going!
>Kiara hasn't been paid and is using her own money to buy something she knows nothing about
>>27418424Is the supply low because they tried to jew tsmc?
>>27418420scalpers probably
>>27418450Based dork
>>27418450This squid and her puns
>>27418445Well she sure isn't going to botan. Botan would probably be happy to have her reach out to her and get to know her a bit. Botan has been fucking amazing in her collabs
>>27418258Mori themed recorder merchandise when, Yagoo?
Fuck, I get it now. My sides are in orbit.Kiara is my new queen. She really is a stacy.
>>27417523Kiara is German, so culturally she loves assplay.
>>27418474What are managers for? What is cover corp for?
>>27418469Oh she's gonna destroy that fucking card
>>27418450Ina, you're killing me here...
>>27418450I can't possibly love all these dorks more than I do.
>>27418477when you spoonfeed someone does an alarm go off to alert normalfags around the world?
>>27418436Who is this?
>>27418024can 2 menhera actually get along with each other?
>>27418424Those copypastas aren't just shitposting you know, Cover is a black company.
>>27418500Good question.
>>27418450Ina's dad jokes are great.
>>27418310Never.https://youtu.be/zml42Po2bpw
Tell her to just go to ibuypower or something, she can customize the build, get high end everything with the right case and all so there's literally no problems.
>>27418358maybe shes smart and waiting for new gen ryzen
>>27418436Kill yourself
>>27418456You know it's a bad pun when even Ina admits it.
Im still on the waiting list for my 3090 man....
>>27418310Bought in during debut, never sold, currently in one of my twelve new mansions nestled in the Swiss Alps.
>>27418450Squid doesn't want to be a mama yet, but she's got the dad jokes down perfectly.
>>27418514A legend
>>27418307It did for me actually
RDNA 2 is going to be a thousand times better then RTX though
>>27418483>I bought the X080 video card do I need something else?She continues to deliver
>>27418450
>>27418420Cover is a black market company.
SOMEONE JUST FUCKING LINK HER THE FALCONGUIDE FOR FUCK SAKE
>danke schoen~>danke schoen~>danke schoen~
>>27418516You'd be surprised
holy shit the absolute chaos on /hlg/ ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>27418436kys
>>27418504She's gonna do a PC Doctor
Why is Kiara such a stacy today? Did she take drugs? Now I can finally see how she survived in the idol world somehow
>>27418500>managers>cover corpHer manager is also shit at pc's. Cover is known to have shitty communications with talents as well.She needs someone who actually knows hardware.
>>27418514the one and only rrat
>Linux/g/ CHADS WHERE ARE YOU AT
>>27418415It's from a certain old visual novel
Linux? Wtf chikin
>>27418450Someone stop her.
>>27418259really rallying at threads
>>27418436https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm
kiara is better at talking to the chat than any other EN by a mile. surprised she isn't more popular already.
Germany has to have enough computer autists a shop could set it up for her right?
>>27418514A modern martyr.
>she's actually installing linux
Where the FUCK did all this confidence come from? She's like a new person when compared to the cry-baby Kiara rant from two streams ago.
>>27418540I feel really bad for her but at the same time she's getting good money so she'll recover. I'm in it for the suffer kino
>>27418310I did have complaints for her first few streams, but she did correct herself which is fine by me. I like people growing and learning, and I think chicken is probably my favorite streamer currently.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free componentof a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shellutilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNUwhich is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users arenot aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just apart of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the systemthat allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux isnormally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole systemis basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>27418466She's literally an anti reaperShe is bringing life to so many things she herself claims is dead
>>27418043The retardkino is going to be extraordinary.
>KIARA IS A LINUX STACY
>>27418553What are the dogfuckers up to now?
>>27418560tips from Marine
>she doesn't know Linus and thought they meant Linux
>LinuxThis chicken is out of this planet, I swear
>>27418310Always knew she had potential she's too cheerful to not succeed.
>>27418450>>27418456I love her stupid dad jokes.Thank you Cover for giving us Ina.
>>27418477Newfags have to be educated on the local culture, that's how you convert them into productive members of /hlgg/
>the chad "just slam a 3080 in there whatever" kiara>the virgin "no you need to think of all the other parts they need to fit too!" botan
Donkey shoe
>>27417463power of idiot*
>Support Linux!WHAT THE FUCK KIARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS TOO GOOD
Kiara really should just ask Ina what to do
>>27418582She took her daily dose of vitamin D
>>27418524did you see the prices on those things? AMD fucked up
>>27418587fuck off for one moment stallman and go eat your toe cheese
>>27418568>>27418581I'm a gtard and I might fall in love with this cute retard. Next step is getting her to setup gentoo.
>>27417696She already said she liked Minecraft in response to a question in a past stream, implying she had played it.
>>27418565>>27418568god dammit, i stepped away for five minutes
>>27418572Was she aware of what she just read?
>>27418420Set up stock alert app on your browser
>>27418420Yagoo called a hit on Aloe the payment is the card
>>27418575yeah, her chat interaction is wonderful
>>27418582anon, your lore reps...
>>27418576She lives in nip, anon...
>>27418582She tasted the power of WOMB
>>27418576she's living in Japan. You could see the flag in MK 8.
Someone send her a supa with the Linux copypasta please.
>>27418582Her and Marine have been MASTURBATING TOGETHER A DISCORD CALL before the stream.
>>27418582She got to talk to one of the Holos she admires so much and they told her she was gonna be okay
>>27418582Marine must have left an impression
>>27418436
>>27418223Nah. The way she was reading chat but consistently ignoring their advice to destroy generators to just fuck around and occasionally get xp was way too suspect. What really sealed the deal was the way she toyed with the survivors at the end near the escape hatch. That is not something a new player would do but you see it all the time in more experienced streams because players realize it's less about killing them and more about farming points.
>>27418582may be she decided not to mind the numbers too much
>>27418627I think she realized after she said it out loud and that's why she giggled
Is the last collab on Gura's channel? She's gonna have to introduce each one at the the start or her viewers will be confused at who the strangers are.
>>27418345what the fuck how is he so fast
>SHE SAID WHORESAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27418582She was fake crying
>the kitchen of whoresCALLED IT
>>27418258coincidence
>>27418310I bought day one, AND I made a bet with someone that she would go a whole stream without saying Pekora and I won that bet
>Support Linux!Based
NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR KITCHEN SLUTS
> kitchen pornOkay that got me.
>>27418170Anom your archive reps...
based kitchen whores
>>27418635>>27418640Even better, there has to be a computer otaku with a shop set up
s-stacy i knell...
>>27418411assuming rest of components are adequate, 3080 is a good choice for a streamer...
>>27418575She shines when interacting with people, she tends to hold collabs together with her enthusiasm. On her own she just needs to let her inner voice out more.
>kitchen of whoresI love this chicken
>>27418310Never here, based birb did the best Holo EN Stream today
>Kitchen of WhoresLove it
>>27418593the shark has caused a meltdown
Did she confuse the Jap understanding of bitch or is it like that in Germ as well?
>>27418582I fucked her.
>>27418582>Where the FUCK did all this confidence come from? She's like a new person when compared to the cry-baby Kiara rant from two streams ago.It comes from you never actually watching her streams before. This is normal Kiara. Narrative got to you.
>>27418670this is the most "sorry not sorry" apology i've heard lmao
1000% STACY
>KITCHEN OF WHORES>KITCHEN OF WHORES>KITCHEN OF WHORES
>>27418582She embraced the hate and stopped caring.
>>27418216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
>cool whores
>Thought bitch meant slut like in JapaneseCalled it
always knew gura was a whore
She doesnt stop
>>27418582She sucked on Marine's tits. I am jealous as fuck.
absolute stacy
>but, like, cool whoresDouble kek
I love my Kitchen Sluts
>>27418617Once she installs gentoo she'll unlock her true potential
https://youtu.be/yB3EBTQZhes?t=2364Kiara/Amelia PC building collab when?
>cool whorespeak dumbass
>>27418560https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1313156508385832960Talk to your elders. They went through shit and can give you good advice.
>>27418582she just cried so she could afford the 3080
>>27418360The top sellers I checked are on 1-2 weeks backorder or a few units left "(more arriving soon)!"
>>27418582She went through a catharsis and Senchou was there to see it
>"'what'd you think it meant?' well I thought it meant...kitchen of whores>but like, cool whores
>>27418477>he says while talking about a /v/ meme
>people still don't think Kiara is the funniest HoloEN
>Didn't know apex>Didn't know bitchin'Kiara your English reps
>>27418582Xanax
Is this the most un-seiso it's ever been? Even the buttplug isn't this unfiltered.
>>27418661sounds like some 18th-century manuscript.
MECKERKÜCHE!
>kitchen of whoresReminds me of laughing whores.
Well that stream was a 12/10Back to Genshin impact
>THE KITCHEN OF (COOL) WHORESImagine selling your chikencoins
>>27418640Ina had a Japanese flag too despite living in Canada.
Oh Gott die ganzen ESL Wichser im Chat versuchen sich an einer korrekten Übersetzung und haben Ahnung von Scheiße. Meckerküche...
>>27418477>>27418526>>27418555>>27418650Do you seriously think normies are gonna try to appropriate a blatant pedophile meme? If anything, explaining it will actually keep them away from the site.
God I love this crazy profanity-ridden chicken
>>27418575She is 2nd most popular where it actually matters: Superchats. Who wants subs when all you get is ARS like fubuki?https://files.catbox.moe/hcmp3z.webm
>>27418345Based art fag I’m glad for him
>>27418593Their daily meltdown
>w-what why are we kitchen sluts?>uhh... okay guess I'll go along with itBased thoughtful chicken.
>>27418772she has a fowl mouth
>>27418560This is her true power when she isn't being held back by the tech gods
it's weird how "bitch" got such specific meaning in Japan
>>27418748she's never been seiso and it's incredible
- she's gonna get that peko collab thanks to marine- she's gonna have those "highly original" marine collabs and BTFO out everybody- her minecraft streams will explode in popularity- eventually she will be able to get herself a song, a cover for instance, and it will be funny af- one day huke will give her a new outfit and it will look way better and she will incline hard
>>27418477you faggots already ruined the meme unfunny subhuman spamming motherfucker
>>27417845Only one retarded anti ever claimed that. You don't match 2hu face pictures as easily as she did without being a genuine superfan at some point.
>>27418769Don't you have some Jews to gas, kraut?
>Can't Elope MoriAlright, thats pretty smart.
>>27418582She had her anime protag transformation from the crybaby to the gigachad(stacy)
>>27418748It's not quite festival band-aid story, but it's pretty down there. Seiso and making YAGOO proud is out
>>27418772same here too
>>27418769ok schlampe
didnt know krauts are this cute
So this is Kiara's best stream yet right? She really seems like she's in a good place now.
>>27418781Ina what the fuck are you doing here
>>27418770Don't use Monoe in vain
>>27417699based
oh they're playing the goose game
I LOVE KIARA
>>27418798The OG Minecraft stream was better
It's the duck game100% sure is the untitled duck game, it has co-op now
>>27418668Linux is for webservers only. Only neckbeards use it personally
>>27418798by far
>>27418769>Meckerküche...Is that bad? Verzeihung, mein doitsugo ist nicht jouzu.
>>27418748Ever been? Meaning in the whole of Hololive? Not even close. Most holos are out and open pedos and talk about it proudly
>>27418796Danke dir *furzt*
>chess club chickenNot surprised
>>27418798The 3rd Minecraft stream was peak
>>27418582pep talk from Marine
>>27418740ame...
>Kiara in chess club>Moves pawn once and then starts shoving the other pieces up her ass>FUCK YOU YOU'RE FIRED
>chess clubHoly fuck no wonder this stupid weeb dork didn't get picked for group projects.
>chess club kiaracute nerd bird
>>27418769> ESL> nicht DZSWie erwartet Bernd!
Todd Howard chicken wtf.
TODD!?
>>27418781Ok have a (You)
>>27418786I can see it. A beautiful future for our chicken
>>27418798Yeah, after this one I can finally declare myself a unitychad with confidence
CHESS CLUB?
>>27418485its not that you cant get a 3080, you only have to pay up extra because scalpers are buying everything just to resell at a higher price.
>chess ptsd flashbackspain...
>>27418575the menhera episodes on twitter tends to turn people awaysee matsuri
Man.. when Gura said she was gonna sing the HxH opening back in her karaoke stream, got excited for a bit she'd sing a nostalgic song, but it was the reboot. Guess I'll help myself to nostalgia instead.
>>27418842>ywn play ass chess with Kiara
>>27418835>>27418842>>27418843>>27418846>>27418857
>>27418769Please speak anglo
Who next
>>27418691Yeah, this is normal Kiara when shit doesn't explode
Chess is for NERDS
>She was a member of the mother fucking chess club>And a lonerThis fucking chicken holy shit she just keeps getting better
>>27418816I would honestly love it, and expect nothing less
>>27418786Chicken... I kneel..
>>27418816Was also the first thing that popped to my mind
>>27418798No her minecraft streams were better, except for the last one which was pure suffering.
>>27418798Minecraft streams were more kino but this is Kiara in top form
Talking about collabs. Did any holo said anything about Jackbox Party permissions? Ngl seeing their humor is going to be cringekino.
Post more Gura
Hololive chess tournament when?
>>27418843>stupid weeb dorkShe's German/Japanese, probably Japanese mother
>>27418842is Kiara the star of AnalEN
>>27418869WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
>>27418770>people calling Gura redditshark>when they can't even freely discuss their love for Gura because of the pedo connotation
black company
>>27418841is boring.
>>27418824Yeah, bitchin has several meanings, right? To bitch about something and as an adjective like 'that's a bitchin car'.Meckern would be a translation of the former, so it's not correct in this context.
>WHOSE LAUGHING NOW
Didn't expect Todd Howard reference
>NO BLACK IN MY COMPANYJESAS Kiara!!
>My company is not blackuhh....
>I do not keep company with BLACKSK-kiara...
YABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>my company is NOT BLACKBased Nazi
>KFP is a black companyfucking kek this lore
>>27418770>appropriateIt's not about appropriating, but not making the quality of the thread decay because they don't even bother learning by themselves. If they don't have the drive to learn about something they like, and instead want to be spoonfed the answer, then they shouldn't be here in the first place.Also>voms off-topic>normieDo a flip. You'll do us all a big favour.
>>27417940I bought in on Chicoin today, I’ve got good feels
>>27418781You forgot this
>>27418895not a hafu she's 100% aryan she confirmed it
>>27418456I swear to fucking god Ina is always lurking.
Chess club?
>Order a 3 piece meal of KFP chicken>Clips into the table
>>27418871Pretty sure Amelia is up next
>my company is not blackedBBC BROS!?!?!
How do you think the Kiara Subaru collab will go now after watching this stream?
>>27418890I'd love to see them playing Role Models
Does Chicken have the highest ratio of Euro in Supachas?
>>27418912Thanks, got it
>>27418894/hlgg/ chess tournament when
i missed the mario kart part. was it good?
>she only now reached mario kart's superchatskek
>>27418816or its literary the duck game.
>>27418893
Is Gura now a member of the Elite Four, or is she basically RED?
>I do not like the company of blacksThat's it, Kiara is my queen
>>27418895stupid weeb hafu dork then.
Go beyond a black company, KFP!Become a gold company like NenePro!
>>27418951it was great
Can someone post the sharkmeido coupon?
>>27418895nah shes just a massive fucking otaku
>>27418769Zu viele Köche verderben den Brei!
>>27418816Yeah it's goose game. She talked about it in the scuffed minecraft stream before it all went to shit. Chat also made her aware that it's local only and to use Remote Play.
>let me win in mario kart or you don't get paidWhat the fuck, Kiara
>>27417496Festival is desesperate for attention pls undastend
>>27418893ogey
>every single one of the last four streams have been maximum KINO>all girls improving>Gura entering realm of four heavenly kingsEN is fucking winning!
>>27418951Best Holo EN stream
>>27418781I might or might not use this pun later anon, and if anyone asks, I'll let them know it's yours
>>27418781Based Ina
BBCFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Between Nenepro and KFP which would you rather work at?
>ina asks people to stop letting her win>they do it anyway>kiara asks people to let her win>they stomp her even harder
>Gura was at 718k when I slept>She's suddenly 730kIT'S NOT FAIR HOW THE FUCK DID SHE SUDDENLY INCREASE HER SUBSCRIBERS LIKE THAT HOW THE FUCK, AND SHE'S ON HER WAY TO BEAT FUCKING PEKORATHIS ISN'T FAIR FUCKING HOW, SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
>>27417867n-no...please...the minecraft and arcade date overlap is already going to kill me
I can't stop thinking about rough footjobs from moriPlease help me
>>27418985The Black Ships can't be stopped.
>>27418942Kiara won't be her usual self of course and act like a kouhai unless Shubs herself initiate killing the family friendly air
>>27418951It was pretty good, she never won once but she had good banter with chat
>Schwarzarbeit = Black companyBasiert.
>>27418936something to do while whaling gacha
it's still therehttps://play.google.com/store/music/album/HoloLive_Sings_Gawr_Gura_Songs?id=Booq4sqskadewpzshzp46rsqtfei read google's instructions on how to report play store listing, but the documentation was wrong, describing all kinds of UI that just isn't there.
>>27418786She will also get WAY better outfits. Look at what Subaru is wearing now confirmed to her default she barely touches anymore.
why didn't you guys sandbagshe's getting toxic
>>27418990>>27418989>>27418799>>27418850>>27418935thanks for the (you)s but this is a joke Kiara made in one of her streams, I'm not taking credit
>>27418962She is Red and on her way to beat the e4 and the championAnd then she will kill Arceus (Kizuna Ai) himself
>>27418798I think it was so good because she's in such a good mood.
>>27418972
>>27419006seethe harder
>>27418942Good but it will be mostly JP I expect.
>>27418992Ookini
>>27418985Unitychads never lose, the world belongs to us.
>>27419006she goaXD
>>27419006stop false flagging faggot
>>27419013Schwarzarbeit macht frei
>>27419006shat up ya fookin moopet
Is meido’s highering? I was just let go...
>>27418993As much as I like Kiara, I can't leave my goddess idol CEO.
>>27419006>THIS ISN'T FAIR FUCKING HOW, SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHINGShe said "A".
>>27418992Adversity will only make her stronger. Within a year she'll be one of the most dependable streamers.
best couple
>>27418907Please be quiet, employee.
>>27418951She became hilariously toxic and tried to get her fans to simp for her. She failed at every turn, and it was overall a funny stream.I give her credit for not playing with Saftey Mode on
>>27418895She actually complained a bit about people assuming shes haafu
>>27419006>SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHINGThis. If she wasn't an incredibly talented streamer she wouldn't have half as many subs as she does.
<span class="sjis"> SOON TM[/spoiler]
>>27418993It depends, will Nene shove things up my ass as payment like Kiara?
Do we have a date for the Subaru collab yet?
>all these JOPfags coming out of the woodworksJust like us...
>>27419006she worked hard to develop her talents for years, anon. she's really good at this and she absolutely deserves her success. but it's not fair to compare her to other outstanding talents like pekora because the sizes of the audiences in their respective languages are so different.
>>27419006reddit shark go A
>there are dozens of Krauts in this general rnIsn't 4chan illegal in Krautland?
>>27419058based Kiara bully
>>27419071
>>27419071HueVery dynamic
>>27419072No. Nene will, however, drop cargo containers on you.
>>27419071We're not making TLOU edits for other Holos?
>>27418983I've heard Steam Remote Play is kinda shit, but if it's Goose Game, latency honestly won't matter much.
>>27418895FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME SHE IS SWISSTHERE ARE MULTIPLE COUNTRIES THAT SPEAK GERMAN UNLESS JAPANESE WHICH ONLY ONE INBREED COUNTRY ISLAND WITH A DYING POPULATION SPEAKS
>>27419006>SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHINGClip watchers are up to a week behind the content source.
>>27419084>Isn't 4chan illegal in Krautland?Did you get your worldview from /pol/?
>>27419084Why would it be?
>>27418216based
>>27419084I mean /pol/ maybe unless you are spying on it for the government
>>27419084Not anymore, fear us.Actually the only ban is on /pol/
>>27417761Not sperg out? Yes.Know what to talk about and be able to keep a conversation? Absolutely not but thats not idol-dependant, I cant speak with people.
>>27419097Damn, tough choice
>>27419062Which Niji do you ship with Amelia?
>>27419111>>27419112Isn't 4chan known as the right wing website in the westernsphere?
Korone has to come back soon. She needs to beat Gura to 1 mil
>>27419006
>>27418951I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
>>27419082Haven't watched Family Guy since forever and I can't tell if this is real or not.
>>2741870010/10
>>27419084>Isn't 4chan illegal in Krautland?Germans are the 2nd biggest group on 4chan after Americans
>newest cope narrative is "The subcount doesn't count because the EN market is larger"
>>27419106She is German(Race).
Who would you rather be vored by, Kiara or Gura?
>>27419130Yes but german censorship isn't nearly as bad as you apparently think
>>27419007Good luck with the Snack ASMR/Musedash/The Matrix watchalong overlap then
>going full stacy on the soupautistsrelentlessly based
>>27419031Thanks Anon.
>>27419129None, I ship Amelia with me.
>>27419120Cute
>>27419141Now I'm curious why
>>27419130Only by normies and the news
>>27418985Based unity poster.
Collab ban lifted in 6 days
>>27419130Do burgers really?
Oh fuck pumpkin soup at KFP
>>27419006The power of having a simple + cute design, understanding of internet culture and being plastered everyone from reddit to facebook. She has a wide appeal which makes her popular.
>>27419155Soup autists?
>>27419071peco...
>>27419106>FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME SHE IS SWISSno she isn't retard
>>27419084/pol/schizo, stay in school....oh wait you are 99% a burger AHAHAHAHA sucks to be you enjoy your banana republic.
>Gura will soon become the face of Hololive without even tryingI like Gura, but even I'm kinda ticked off by this. Holos like Sora and Choco deserve way better.
>>27419149Civia
>>27417827The only reason I want hologamersEN to become a thing is to see Kiara's reaction to a minecraft full scale automated tendies farm.
>>27419106She is Austrian what do you mean?
>>27419129Jokaa
>>27419149Kiara anal vore.
>>27419120Imagine designing the most popular HoloEN
OH SHIT SHE JUST ANNOUNCED PUMPKIN SOUP AT KFP
>>27419062NOOOO PLEASE FUCKING STOP TOKYO GHOUL NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's everyone wearing for the arcade date tonight?Pic related is my jacket.
Kiara...
>>27419187>Choco
WHY ARE HER EYES SO FUCKING PRETTY AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27419172Normie ones. Those of us who have been around long enough know better.
>>27419145German was never a race either retard. Germany is a literal collab of thousand of forrest ape tribes fucking each other up till late into last century.
>>27418798>So this is Kiara's best stream yet right?yes and yes
>>27419187>Holos like Sora and Choco deserve way better.then why don't you support them?
>>274191304chan was always apolitical chaotic neutral until /pol/ grew massively in the last ten years.
K A B O C H A S O U P
>>27419210that's what happens when you have a character designer who actually puts thought into how he draws eyes instead of just doing generic textbook anime stuff
>>27419210Huke's Magic
So this is it huh, the power of a giga Stacey, I kneel!
>>27418985I'm so proud of them.
>>27419206Don’t you know kiara is into pegging
>>27419006it's not about what she didn't doit's about what the others didn't do
>>27419187ESL-kun... You're not even trying
>>27419120unsearchable buttonmash nametweeting over 10k tweetsyep its a japanese twitter artist
>>27419179Bunch of faggots in her chat started talking about their lunch and soup because she left the chat open for like a day before the stream.
>>27419106idiot.
>>27419202>Everyone shows up in the white scorpion jacket
>>27419106Krautbros already confirmed she has an Austrian accent.
>>27419206basedu departmentu
>>27419186Soon.exe
>>27419187Maybe she’ll collab with soraDaisenpai...
>>27419167I feel like time flew by. By contrast wasn't the Gen 5 collab only like a week ago?
>>27419129Shellin
b-bros...?
>>27419210By far the best part of her. Super pretty eyes.I wish she didn't have the stupid uniform or the double hats.
>>27419161Because 4chan is nothing but shitposts and Germans are well-known scat lovers
>>27419172No only our kinda trash government and media then again most burgers don’t listen to either of those
>>27419210Skrellingtons and magentaBoth undead and occult powers at work.
>there are anons itt that STILL haven't done their japanese repsYou're falling behind the bird anons. The fucking bird is lapping you.
>>27419120DRAWFAGS??
>>27419262Ogey
>>27418651uhh even as someone who doesn't play DBD, I got enough context from her and chat to realize that you earn blood points or whatever by the actions you take in-game and that she as the killer got enough by doing enough scary-movie-monster actions (it literally says like +500 or whatever whenever she did anything) that she didn't have to kill them all and could just show them mercyit seems like a pretty obvious fair play thing considering DBD's balance issue complaints I saw and something she would easily know because SHE had a very large amount of hours as survivor in DBD
>>27419217Get in the oven, goldstein.
>>27419206BelmontCHADS
>>27418951>Ina's marioka"Please stop, i can tell you are slowing down for me">Kiara's marioka"LET ME WIN!"
>>27419262A new heavenly king has arrived.
>>27419262SOON
THOMAS!!!
>>27419262korone...
>>27419242Can someone make an art alternative to twitter already? That place is a fucking shithole in so many ways.
>>27419149Kiara.>>27419210Huke did some incredible work with her face, I want to stroke her cheek and gaze into those eyes forever even though she's not my favorite by any metric.
>>27419252WatsonPlease let me go
>>27419274She's already lapped us like ten time already why should we care?
>>27419187But Gura is the perfect vtuber. She's cute, funny, good at games, and interacts with her viewers.
>>27419248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV78exDFWrQ
>>27419262pain-peko.
>>27419262Do we really need numberfags 20 times a thread? We all know she's doing well.
>>27419262Will /hlg/ commit mass sudoku when gura overtakes peko or will they wait until she is number 1?
>>27419274I've kneeled from day one. Kiara's just too good
>SHE KEEPS DELIVERING
>>27419274Fuck Japanese
>>27419262It's time kusagi
>>27419225I mean /pol/ isn’t even anything but a counter culture to mainstream opinion it used to be edgey atheism that was semi lefty now it’s hardcore right with pagen/Christian dissidents
BEEF PARAKEET
so judging by chat it looks like Kiara fans actually came up with a new name for their fanbase
>>27419297There are alternatives. They have no user base so they are pointless. It's a wicked circle.
>>27419288>BelmontCHADSHe doesn't touch our women, we don't let Roberu near the Niji women.That's the deal.
Alright, I kneel. I shall sub to the bird
>>27419196I wonder what do papa/mamas feel when they see the character they created having a personality, being alive
>>27419274The bird literally speaks japanese better than English lmao
>>27419274Where do I start?
>>27419274C'mon son, I can barely keep up with my boy
>>27419309Why would they do that?
>>27419187if you think they deserve that, then support them, the EN wave helps developing Hololive as a brand, it's not like a death race for the members
>>27419120qt mama-daugther interaction!
>>27419187>Gura will soon become a full blown internet "meme" covered by kotaku et al>when she stabilizes she'll be made fun of for not having a trillion views on every vidSHE quit her channel because she didnt know what worthwhile content to do after 1 million views.Gura doesnt deserve to be used for ez views and then be thrown out like a toy. Not like this.If I was her I'd force youtube to nuke my channel to start over with 0 subs and hopefully end up at 600k instead of 3 million.
>>27419227All of the Holos, not just the ENs, have incredibly detailed eyes. Shame that they aren't shown up close more often.
>>27419309The dog, if it happens, is gonna be a shitshow.
>>27419262>the fire type reddit dragon and the water type onion have been bested>only the grass type rat and ground type woofer remain before it's time for the ice+dragon type champion
>>27419262Fear the apex predator, for it is come upon them, and gods shall fall.
I think Gura's gonna stop at top 3. The gap between Peko and Korone is just way too large. Even if Gura keeps a steady pace, there's no way she'll hit 1M before the other two.
Instead of superchatting, imma spend money to bring this number for Kiara up.
>>27419262I want a manga about Gura's ascent through Hololive but written like Bleach. She's already disposed of the 13 Court Guards and is almost through the Zero Squad. And at the top is Fubuki the Soul King
>>27419262just one slip up from Gura, and it'll come crashing down like a poorly built structure.
Kiara no lock your inner numberfag back in.
>>27419293
>>27419262ackwa...
>>27419262So will A and SHARK be the new ogey and rrat
>>27419345Have you been there recently? They're not handling it well
>Don't post on redditHOLY BASED KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>don't post on redditgood birb
Based Kiara shitting on Reddit.
>>27419290A collab with the two with the other spaces taken up with tentacultists and KFC could be interesting.
>>27419262>korosan is on breakYabba yabba yab
>>27419341Sometimes they're like Gura's mama.Sometimes they're like Huke
>DO NOT POST ON REDDITuhh narrativebros?
Cannot imagine being such a sad cunt that you meltdown over EN.
kiara denies the reddit audience
>>27419129Kanae, just so Artia can get cucked a second time.
>>27419262Gura will lose momentum at 800k
>>27419129Lulu
>>27419262All the world will be your enemy, Princess with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.
>FUCK REDDITBASED KIARA!!!!!!!!!
>>27419361Anonchama... your math reps...
>doesn't want them to pity party her on reddit to get her over 300k
>>27419120Didn't knew gura's artist was a woman
>>27419217>Unironically doing THATgo back to pol
BUY BUY BUY
>>27419364Godspeed.
INVEST
Well, are you suscribed anon?
>>27419364Godspeed, brother
>don't post on RedditPITYFAGS BTFO
>>27419351>if
kiara... did you make it?
Why does Gura seem to be on an entirely different plane of existence than the other 4?And I'm not numberfagging, I mean her design (her artist is amazing), her L2D rigging moves the most naturally, voice, skill in games, great at singing, ability to make English sound cute (shaaaak), gets along best with other holos, etc.
>Invest in KFP stocksSHE KNOWSBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>27419379I KNEEL KIARA
>>27419290As much as I loved Ina's stream, Kiara's was a lot funnier, almost striclty because of her desperate bargaining and inevitable failure.
>>27419342>Where do I start?https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/learn/guide.html
>>27419379>>27419380>>27419381>>27419388holy based
> soup autists> reddit cringe
>no no no it's not Reddit time
>invest in KFP stockchickencoin is rising
>>27419364All the lolicons of hololive fucking Gura do it Anon
>>27419368Who are you, again?
>Don't tell people to subscribe to my channel.>I will do it myself.
get fucked redditors lol
>>27418419>my old chink PSU killed 2 new HDD's right after the bootAt least they were replaced under warranty.Kiara, if you read this buy a fucking gold Seasonic.
>>27419349>SHE quit her channel because she didnt know what worthwhile content to do after 1 million views.so what's she gonna do this time
>Invest in KFP stockYou heard the lady!
>>27419389This is the EN thread, did you mean to post this in the other thread? Check your tabs
REDDIT BTFO
>>27419349At least it's different now. Before she had to come up with specific videos and songs. Now she can just play any game on stream or just sing. People aren't expecting the next big hot meme video from her anymore, they just want to watch her have fun. Surely that takes some pressure off compared to her old channel.
I don't understand...Austrian raijuus exist...the ones that I met were some breed of autist...
>>27419361Mathematically, so long as she doesn't fall below 17k and nobody has massive jumps in subs, she will make it to 1 mil before the rest.We'll see if she starts to recline during the weekend or not.
>>27419291Nips already redefined "Heavenly Kings" to be based upon their contributions and place in the early vtuber scene rather than sub count in order to exclude Fubuki
>>27419388SHE'S HERE
>>27419274I've been trying to start with learning hiragana and some basic words, but no matter how much I look at them my brain refuses to see anything but squiggly lines so far
>>27419364Based. Actual worthwhile long-term investment.
>>27419416anonchama, your greentext reps..
>>27419217thats literally every country on earth
>>27419274I'd rather learn German and Korean now so I can flex on my oshis
>>27419368>this is the delusion /hlg/fags are clinging to now
>>27419307it doesnt help that they get this many replies
>she knows about the coin memeBUY BUY BUY
>>27419431get her cunny sweaty in ring fit
>>27419413you know what bugs me? Kiara was really upset about being dead last, which means when she inevitably does pass Ina, she's going to have a feeling of accomplishment and pleasure in Ina's failure
>>27419274I’ll do them when I have time too busy doing other reps
>>27419415Normies love retarded memes.
>fuck reddit
>>27419418Same reason why I enjoy Pekora MK streams.
>>27419405Since day one, featherhead.
>>27419262NOW IM FUCKING PISSEDYOU SEE HERE YOU STUPID LITTLE SHARK.WITHOUT AQUA, THERE IS NO SHARK, THERE IS NO GEN3, GEN4, GEN5. YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE ABOVE HERAQUA IS THE NIJI KILLERTHE ONE WHO BROUGHT HOLOLIVE TO RELEVANCE. FOR WELL OVER A YEAR SHE CARRIED THE HOLOLIVE TORCH ACROSS JAPAN, GIVING RELEVANCY TO THE COMPANY.IN A JUST WORLD AQUA SHOULD BE #1, BUT THIS IS NOT A JUST WORLD.AQUA SHOULD NOT ONLY BE THE NIJI KILLER, SHE SHOULD ALSO BECOME THE SHARK SLAYER!
>>27419405Since day 1
>>27419415>her L2D rigging moves the most naturallyI doubt ur baiting, her rigging is by far the worst, haven't you seen her eyes spasming like crazy?The rest is true though
>>27419399Aki...
>>27417496Only A-chan has ever noticed me...
You hear that fuckers? She doesn't want your pitysubs, she only appreciates the oldchads
>>27419415her chat doesn't know what hololive is. they thought watson was an indie vtuber
She deserves your sub just for saying 'Don't post on reddit'
>Kiara is a 4chad
>>27419405subscribed to everyone but ame
Don't forget to do your drawing reps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsYoYZWhhs
>>27419291this is incorrect. the apex predator should be above all. shes supposed to be in a category of her own.
>>27419464Based
>>27419274Doing my reps every day so I can stay ahead of Mori and feel smug during her Japanese class streams.
>>27419364"Based"
>>27419274Sorry, i'm doing german reps insteadand by that i mean i'm listening to Rammstein
>>27417761Maybe I would ask for an autograph
I see you in the chat, Side Dish...
>>27419293Holy autism she is one of us
>>27419354Onion is clearly Fairy type, or possibly normal
CHICKEN COIN AT AN ALL TIME HIGH
>>27419368>Says nigger on stream>Gets 1 million extra subs and becomes the face of blm
>>27419479In a just world, sharks like me would not exist.
>>27419464Based Stacy dabbing on Ina
>>27419437yagoo is already breathing down her neck and teasing her asshole as he demands her to create some original music though
>>27419405unitychad here, of course i am
>shits on r*ddit>shits on ads>shits on unicorns>installs linuxI fucking kneel.
>>27419392>Gura will lose momentum at 500k>Gura will lose momentum at 600k>Gura will lose momentum at 700k>Gura will lose momentum at 800k>Gura will lose momentum at 900kAnonchama...
>>27419364The world needs more Nakadashi Kiara.
>>27419415Do the other girls feel jealous at the massive gap she has over them?
>>27419364the anal queen of holoen
>>27419434Whoops, sorry about that.
>>27419349>SHE quit her channel because she didnt know what worthwhile content to do after 1 million views.Also she was making jack shit off 2-3 minute meme clips
>>27419479your time is up grandma
>>27419505How is she so smug
>>27419489She confirmed she read 4chan threads before in her membership stream.
>>27419485I just subbed to spite you both
>>27419524NARRATIVE FAGS?!?!?!?!
Chicken your eigo reps...
>>27419479SLURP
>>27419354>fire typeLiterally why when you have Dragon and you can giver her the Dragon/Grass pokemon>grass rabbitThis one I don't get.And Fubuki would be better with an Ice/Dark focused team.
>>27419524>>installs linuxWow is she living in 1900
>>27419413She's on the incline nowHer problems should hopefully be sorted from now on.Her mic is better, she can play switch games till her PC upgrades, she is getting a 3080 soon, she is opening up and letting her German out and soon she will be able to collab and talk will all the Holo girls she loves and be more happy.
>>27418450Ina is cute! CUTE!
>>27419479I'm sorry Aquaposter. Shark already killed Nijisanji on her own.It's over. Rest, now.
>Chicken is a 10/10 nowUnitychads we can't stop winning
>>27419433>>27419425>>27419416>>27419461>>27419515This is a fucking SEC violation. Reporting this market manipulating chicken!
>>27419437Before she couldve dabbed for 3 minutes and gotten 500k views easy. She could stream or make videos whenever she wanted.Now she *has to* stream and make content worthy of The Most Subscribed Hololive With The Fastest Growth.I'd be shitting myself to be honest.
>>27419364>gura is leading that list as wellIs.. is this the power of literal cunny?
>>27419415You sort of listed the reasons anon.
thats it brosi didnt necessarily care about her before but now im a full on chickenfag
>>27419274Learning German instead
>stop writing the word, that doesn't tell me how to read it
>>27419514She is called minato AQUA cmon
>>27419479>aquawho
Onegai...sing Erika ....
>>27419524>shits on janniesYou misssed an important one.
>>27419405Why wouldn't I be subscribed to all?
>>27419520That's me though
>>27419524dont forget>shits on numberfagging
>>27419132She would be out at least 1 week. And Korone usually doesn't give a damn about numbers.
>>27419479Didn't you post this in /hlg/ too?
I'm never shitting on chicken ever again, I fucking KNEEL
>>27419434The niggers from the other thread are raiding us because they're FUMING about Gura right now.
>>27419187Other people's success does not diminish the effort others have attained and worked for. You saying they deserve better because Gura has a bigger number does a greater disservice to them, Sora literally just got done MCing/hosting one of the biggest idol events of the year and has her second solo live happening in a month.
>>27419464Ina will just get hot and bothered. win/win for everyone.
>>27419548guess talking to her senpais really helped
:3 remember to hydrate like gura told you! we can't be chumbuddies if you're dead! :3 :3
You can't pull the seiso card after this stream
>>27417617Pekora, Subaru and Marine so far?
Kiara gokkun
>>27419578people like you are the very reason she didn't want to speak german in the beginning
>>27419479its okay, aqua only passed the torch to a superior predator. shes smart.
Dubs and Hololive EN fails.
>pour that seiso sauce all over meKIARA WHAT THE FUCK
Holy shit chikin
>You will never paint the Chickens face with your seiso sauce
>>27419592I'm pretty sure it some retarded shitposter raiding both threads and got his shit mixed up
>>27417413>>27417439>>27417696>>27417971>>27418369>>27418379>>27418906>>27419306>>27419361
>Kiara enroute for her redemption arc and collab with the HoloJP girls>Mori showered in donations and a promising live show/indie music career>Gura skyrocketing in subs and popularity>Amelia being a total Stacey and playing her fanbase like a fiddle>Ina inspires thousands to pick up their hobbies again from watching her streamsB-Bros...
oh god she's actually doing the ol' baby bird on stream
>>27419354>Reddit Dragon isn't GRASS type
>>27419524>Buys a big dick graphics card despite knowing nothing about computers or having a compatible system to use it>BTFO jannies>BTFO her own employees>Renames bitchin' kitchen to whore kitchenShe's the best.
seiso sauce?
>>27419392800k isn't even as many subs as her old channel. Her momentum is going nowhere.
>Seiso Sauce>Oh God, pour it all over meGet on it porn artists
>holoEN will fail>Gura will never get 250k>Gura will never get above 500k>Gura will never beat Coco>Gura will never beat Aqua(You are here)>Gura will never beat Pekora>Gura will never beat Korone>Gura will never beat Fubuki>Gura will never beat Kizuna Ai>Gura will never get to 5m and upload a video of herself rubbing her cunny while panting "I can't stop chumming ahhhhh"
Does Aqua even get all that many viewers for her sub count? Seems like no one ever talks about any Holos before Gen 3 aside from Matsuri and Haachama.
>>27419364Sseth-dono...
>>27419578go back
>>27419616Go back to China, loser.
>>27419616Singles and Hololive EN will get alt outfits and 3D debut before the year is over
>>27419479Thank god we don't live in a just world, screw that stalker gremlin
>>27419598you fool the gap is the best part
>>27419479Who is this angry onion security remove this person
>>27419529of course, wouldn't you feel some kind of jealousy or envy towards your new co-worker who JUST started a few weeks ago and soared to the top because they did the same shit you did, except you've been doing the same thing for months or even years before you achieved the same results?
>>27419602She's talked with CEO in Discord too.
I have to say the boob jiggling on both Kiara and Mori's stream have been impressive today.
>giga stacy>tells reddit to fuck off>btfos nogs>allied with the bogdanoffsI KNEEL
>>27419346>it's not like a death race for the membersActually, it is. Girls who on a vacation, has resigned from the company.
>>27419524Based and freedompilled
>>27419624Unitychads Can't. Stop. Winning.
What is Kiara's new powerlevel?
>>27419562i think she joined hololive because it forces her to work and she doesn't have to worry about legal issues by using a copyrighted character
>>27419561To be fair, actually paying your employees is really more a suggestion than a requirement.
7 and Gura shows her cunny to celebrate 1 mill
>>27417661Yes anon, your basement dweller experience is greater than the experience of a girl who has actually lived there.
>>27419464Ina will be happy she's on the bottom.
>>27419062>https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webmThe weather deck is OP
>>27419524Kiara is the best cartoon villan and I support her
>>27419262GIVE PRAISE! For she has no equalWORSHIP HER! A goddess has been born unto the HolosCOWER IN FEAR! She will not forgive any barracuda.DEVOTE YOURSELF! Your fate is over, retard.
>>27419593Who gives a shit what they have done. Gura has gained way more than they will ever have in a year.
>>27419557BASEDCan I get a coupon for a UNITED THREAD please
>>27418026Mori is shorter
>>27419637all her last streams had a pretty insane viewnumber
>>27419668SSSS LA POLLO (100%)
THIS CHICKEN JUST KEEPS TALKING WITH CHAT ON HOURS AFTER HOURS OF PLAYINGHard working.
>Confusing herself over and overChicken, never change.
>>274196681488
i can listen to the Chicken cluck all day
I must have missed the memo, but why is the live chat not displayed on the stream?
>>27417719Ina is a bigger fan than Kiara, she's just more subdued.I feel like Ina would have a better collab with Marine than Kiara.
>>27419487>one guy posted that>may have even been joking>schizo antis run with this narrative now because their last bullshit one got destroyed as soon as Gura started doing longer streamsThe desperation is so hilarious.
Kiara is now in spot #3 for holoENs together with InaAme and Gura on 1 and 2, depends, but very close.Mori last.
>Hololiver cries on streamIs it always fake ass acting when they do this? Jesus I fucking hate women.
>>27419479
Gura will get a big boost with minecraft now that is popular again
>>27419624I never expected EN to be this good, a few months ago i expected a clusterfuck and we got fucking gold
>>27419637She had about 70k viewers for her new costume stream.
>>27419710Bugmen are buttmad.
Kiara's real strength is her chatting streams
>>27419710Chinks still seething about Coco
>>27419684Did Ina attract Grubfags to Hololive?
>>27419710The forbidden T-word.
>>27419623Staking out a schoolyard with Pikamee~!
which holoEN will play her game first
What's the status of Trinity coins?
>>27419710Did you JUST get here?
>>27419612>>27419640>NOOOO DON'T LET HER SING A GERMAN ARMY SONG THAT PREDATES THE NAZIS
>>27419696Yeah, she always does this. SC readings are hidden zatsudan
>>27419668I have no idea anymore. Her powerlevel is completely off the charts now. さすが鶏
you gotta wonder, but how bad would an anarchy hololive public minecraft server go
>>27419590Half of this thread regularly shits in /hlg/, anonchama.
>>27419710Chyna
It's not fair chickenbros..
>>27419741extinct
>>27419401Imagine being so triggered that you "draw" another wojak.
>>27419736I'm an ex-grubfag, always been here.Fuck v2.
>>27419710West Taiwan
>>27419242>甘城なつき>あましろなつき>a ma shi ro na tsu ki>a m s r n t k>amsrntkThis could've been avoided if you did your reps.
>>27419710taiwan
>>27419669They also told the girls that holoEN would have ID views and subs, maybe 200-300k tops.snzw dipped because she couldnt handle 1million subs on a meme channel and now she's soon to be the international face of hololive, maybe forced to do live interviews. She cant even speak on collabs, shes just one girl.Not like this, man. They're gonna run her through the ground.
>>27419688
>>27417761I feel confident I could talk to any of them if both of us had a language in common. But only up to friendly conversation. No flirting or I become spaguetti, the destroyer of pockets.
So Kiara will ask Ame and Ina about computer shit after this right she won't be that big of a birdbrain to ignore the two tech people right
>>27419722>hate women but still watching them
>>27419683How long before we get a 'Gentlemen, I like war' speech from her?
>>27419612AnonYour history reps...
>>27419739PikamesE
>>27419739probably Ame
>>27419667I still wonder how the fuck Cover managed to pull it off for their first EN gen, everyone seems to be slowly improving or opening up more.
Is the German unarchived utawaku stream the final stage of the redemption arc?
>>27419710glass hearts in west taiwan being broken
>>27419669No, it makes her official and authentic as JP content.
>>27419481The other 4 look awkward in their movements, like Kiara always moving up and down or Ina/Mori tilting their heads strangely when looking left or right.Yeha guras eyes make her look drunk a lot of the time but her head and hair move much more naturally.
>ConcussionKEK
>>27419668Super Aryan
>>27419668pollo(potencial ilimitado)
Okay, which of you fuckers sent that last one?
>>27419728requesting someone to shop the shark suit on ltg
which one of you fuckers mentioned graduation lmao
Did we shit on her so hard that she's now got stockholm syndrome for this place? It kinda seems like she does practically everything this place likes now
>>27419771she'll be ok, i think
>>27419774Thanks brother
>>27418131iirc that the Coco-Marine collab was the lame clothes one, so you might be onto something
>>27419593I like this perspective, not just for Hololive but for life in general.
>>27419782>>27419612i didn't even mention nazis anon
>>27419562Nah, FBK doesn't make content worth of the Most Subscribed Hololive. Besides pressure will be taken off Gura once EN Gen 2 debuts and they have their own Gura
>>27419739Cute pits
Honestly, I think Ina is the one who genuinely enjoys being a Vtuber, not a streamer, the most out of the girls.I feel that she loves Vtubers so much that becoming one is a dream come true for her, and with her striking when the iron is hot will only do good things to her career that a bunch of Twitter Artist would die for.
FUCK the sharkFUCK the reaperFUCK the chicken FUCK the detective and FUCK the sped with tentacles
Bruh.. $500 super chat.
>>27419814Took it in stride, she really is improving. No stopping this Stacy now
>>27419687ogey
>>27419695>not la pollaShe's dicking everyone.
>>27419562>Now she *has to* stream and make content worthy of The Most Subscribed Hololive With The Fastest Growth.Or what? her sub growth will stagnate? Some people will get bored and leave? All she has to do is keep streaming as she has been, people aren't going to care or even notice if she has an off day. Even if people get bored of her and stop tuning in as much it just means things will be that much more relaxed. She'll still be plenty successful just doing what she wants. The only people it will be a live or death situation for will be the most hardcore of the Number Guys. It's not like Hololive will collapse if gura starts to get sub 10k live viewers.
>>27419821goslings jumped ship
>>27419842ogey
>>27419814Probably that discord tranny.
>Kiara's ConcoctionI want it!
>>27419811>>27419814What was it? I missed it cause I was busy making this https://streamable.com/jb3ad4
YABAI MOMENT
Imagine actually selling your unity coin at any point since debut.Anyone in the thread colonizing Europa with their gains?
>>27419722>Hololiver>liverFuck off to your containment thread, Nijishitter.
>>27419804Don't full agree with you but you do bring up some points, im going to pay some more attention to their movements and stuff
>>27419831Neither did I
>>27419487that was a fucking joke you autist
Boy it feels good being able to post images in my favourite imageboard thread. Boy howdy.
i can't believe she acknowledged the graduation comment. everyone else would have ignored that one. kiara's fearlessness is admirable.
>>27419842rrat
>>27419759>Titty monsters have the least artFunny how that works out.
>>274196686S - Gallina Redimido (Comfy Poder)5S- El Pollo Gracioso (Carro del Mario)
>>27419780Women are backstabbing thots. Nice to look at, but horrible to talk to.
>>27418582Or she is bipolar and chose the phoenix for that reason.
>>27419747why would a weeb streamer sing about an old army song in their own language to bunch of english speaking people, that's cringe shit and out of context, that's the point of embarrassment
>>27419562Aqua was top 4 and took so many breaks in the last three months, I doubt they 'need' to do anything.
>>27419842
If 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 ,6 ,7 ,8 ,9. Holostars EN will be fine.
>>27419578>>27419612>>27419747She can totally sing Erika in japanese just to throw smokescreen.
>>27419799that doesn't invalidate anything else
Is there a way to limit superchats when they reach a certain amount? Or to not allow donations above a certain threshold?
>>27419781I hope we get a blood and soil type speech first about her kfc
>>27419842please don't shitpost with my gf
>>27419858Discord here, he wasn't from our server
>>27419695
>>27419661really?any examples?
>>27419846You sound upset that the shark will take over hololive very soon.
>>27419842I want to FUCK USSR
>>27419842I wish I could, anon...
>Laughs off that graduation commentHoly shit she really is stronger. That would have been a landmine a few streams ago.
family now converted to a bird..
>>27419479Niji is still more popular than Holo in Japan.If Aqua is the Niji killer, then she didn't do a really good job and it's about time to decommission her.
The chicken really has become an Uberstacy, nothing gonna stop her
>>27419821She just needed time to get into it. Too many difficulties happening one after another right at the start just shook her a bit, and now she's shaken it mostly off.
>>27419262
>>27418026My name is Tonatiuh Woods. As an american, how would you tend to call me?
>I had a dream about you graduatingWhat the fuck featherheads
>2 month oldKiara... your fowl mouth...
>>27419842her design is so fucking ugly
>>27419863>I dreamed you were graduating, hurry up you obnoxious lesbianI can't believe she actually read it...
She reminded me of a literal chicken when she got spooked by the voice. Her avatars movement and her sound was exactly like a fucking spooked chicken
>>27419722Back to >>>/r9k/
>>27419902What? Why?
>Showing Holos to 2 month oldsI wonder if this is gonna affect them subconsciously in any way.
>>27419928Tony
>>27419891>He doesn't know.
>>27419891>Yes lets ignore the popular cute girls with panzers anime that made that shit popular with weebs
>>27419842https://files.catbox.moe/z5gw6u.webm
>>27419927This will never not get a chuckle out of me
Numberchads please tell which site this is
>>27419667>Amelia travels through time to discover all of the myths over history >brings them all to the present in cute, friendlier forms for people to enjoy>It's legitimately Japanese "We're Back" with cute girlsMotherFUCKERSeriously though, when the hell are we getting a Dino Holo?
Who still remembers Vinci? That guy, is a Chink from HL Moments and bilishitter. He completely stopped donating after TW incident.
kiara prefers archiveLIVEFAGS OUT
>NTRing some guy without tryingholy basedthe giga stacy can't be stopped
>>27419936That's not even a funny one, it's just mean.
>>27419880She is 100% honest, her last superchats reading was pretty much a 3 hour zatsudanWhile some of the other HoloEN girls are more talented she is by far the best at interacting with her fans, she will read every single superchat even if it takes hours
>>27419946it didn't effect me
What was the graduation comment? It went by too fast for me to catch it.
>>27419946Another idolfag or twitch whore is born
>>27419821She went from giving all the fucks to giving less fucks so an act that seemed forced before becomes something that both her and the audience are more comfortable with.Also, shitty on jannies won her a lot of points here, ngl.
Kiara just kissed me ,bros
>>27419946Baby's first words: "Schlampen Kuche"
>>27419850>It's not like Hololive will collapse if gura starts to get sub 10k live viewers.The company, no. Gura, probably. They all have hardcore impostor syndrome as discussed on stream and if she starts pulling 9k on a 1,5mill subs channel she's gonna graduate or become the eternal butt of a bad joke. You cant delete your subs count
>>27418621if the cinebench numbers are correct then it's just them asserting dominance and i'm getting a 5900x immediately
>>27419967Not hard when you only have one fan
Chickenbro who can't get enough of her kisses... I'm right there with you, they're addictive
>>27419977Time traveler kun
>>27419955Twitch
>>27419967Literally all of Kiara's superchat readings have been kino. The only one better was the drunk Gura superchat reading, and we're never getting one of those again.
Kiara is great today. If she's always like this she will soon be at the top together with Ame and Gura for me.
>>27419955twitch
>>27419946>letting your childen watch a TRIlingual cartoon character play nintendo gamesThis will be way better for them than watching TV. Holy shit TV burned so many generations. I hate to see how my grandparents behave around that thing.
Wait, could Amelia be considered a Time Janny?
>>27417761Only if I'm not interested, otherwise I'd drop it hard and feel like I'm having a stroke.
>>27419479cool story onionbro
>>27419885So you got into vtubers where half the fun is in the things they say? Yeah okay incel
>>27419842Yes, but which one first Rushia?
>>27419635more like>holoEN will fail>Gura will never be the most popular EN girl>Gura will never beat Mori>Gura will never get above 300k>Gura will never beat the 5th gen>Gura will never beat Roboco>Gura will never get above 400k>Gura will never beat Sora>Gura will never beat Watame>Gura will never beat Suisei>Gura will never beat Miko>Gura will never get above 500k>Gura will never beat Noel>Gura will never beat Rushia>Gura will never beat Matsuri>Gura will never get above 600k>Gura will never beat HAACHAMA>Gura will never beat Senchou>Gura will never be able to defeat the Elite Four>Gura will never beat Reddit Dragon>Gura will never get above 700k>Gura will never beat Aqua(YOU ARE HERE)>Gura will never beat Pekora>Gura will never get above 800k>Gura will never beat Korone>Gura will never get above 900k>Gura will never beat Fubuki>Gura will never get to 1M and claim the title as the TRUE HOLOLIVE CHAMPIONExplain this, /hleng/ and /hlg/.
>>27419979Something like "I dreamt you graduated. I'm glad you're still streaming."
>>27419967she's the only one who can make sc readings interesting for me. i cut the stream when anyone else does it.
>>27419956ShitWhen will we ever get a well dressed capitalist throwing his money at girls like wild again?
>>27418781INA’NIS!
>>27419891I unironically prefer Lili Marlene by Kiara.Doesn't matter in German or Japanese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnpWPxtAK-Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heXZPl2hik
>>27419891>cringeSays fucking who?
>>27419187It takes more to make a face of Hololive than an bloated sub count.
>>27419943Just curiousIf someone gets flooded with superchats, there is no way that they're gonna read them all on stream. So, I wonder if there is a way to just not to accept any more superchats so that everyone gets their deserved attention
>>27419562>>27419992Fubuki went through the exact same thing and was able to handle it, she'll be fine
>>27419955another god falls to the predator
>>27419668The real question is what does that say about Gura's powerlevel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a0DcA3Lx0
>>27419956He'll be back.
>>27418781FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SQUID
>>27418115I'm a software engineer and my oshi is Ina'nis.
Kiara is literally on fire today. Sasuga phoenix
>>27420003>we're never getting one of those again.don't say that
kiara can make superchat readings entertaining
>>27417761It'd be beyond on the floor
>>27419999She's not quite got Ina's member/chat ratio but there's still a lot of green names in there.
Missed the total context, but "I had a dream you graduated."
>>27419946That kid isn't gonna make it
>>27420018you're thinking small, you need to add 10M , 50M, 100M milestones on the bottom and things like that
>>27420018There was literally a "Gura will never get above 800k" type post ITT I thought this was a shitpost
>>27419955Who the fuck is the number 3 girl, I know AI but who the fuck is she?
>>27420038Think you can disable them
>>27419910>any examples?Miko. Her return is a scam.Do you really ask for proofs from a freaking CEO?
>>27420038While thats a nice idea, it is a business. Also, many people supa just to support the chuuba, not to get their shit read
>>27420023I stay for Amelia cause she occasionally answers something while reading them but no doubt Kiara's SC is the best, it's just her talking
>>27420038yes there's a button you can press to turn them off. Kiara's done it a couple times
>mad about Austrian dialect in text
>>27420020That's actually really sweet.
AUSTRIANS BTFO
>>27419955Who the fuck is number 3 after Kizuna?
tier chart to be updated with Marine Buffed Kiara?
>>27420018Honestly what is the point of holojp even existing?
>>27420038Streamer turns it off?
>German dialectfags BTFOBaste
Is she reading the fucking blog superchat right now?
>I hate when people write German in dialectBASIERTBASIERTBASIERTBASIERT
she reached the german autist telling his story over multiple supachats
>Hates German dialects.BASED
OH NONONONO GOPBROS
>The german guy life story草
>>27420003>he doesn't know holoJPs make drunk streamsFuture's bright, friend.
>AW: "This reminds me of Bomberman">GG: "Bomberman... is that Mario?"ok is gura stupid or just very young
>>27418216He put in his reps.
>>27420056>dream>not nighmareHmmmmmmm...
>>27419992>You cant delete your subs countJust contact the chinese botnet you paid and they will just pull their subs.
>>27420100stupid young
>>27420046Math is an art, and so is coding
>>27420067it says the name right there...
She's right, fight me
Why did he feel the need to share all of this?
>>27420100Bomberman is pretty irrelevant these days
Kiara.... German bed time stories... onegai...
>>27420003>drunk Gura superchat readingwhich one was that?
>Story of his lifeKEK SHE'S DONE IT
Christ, when does it stop
> An entire german essayWhat the fuck
>>27420100I keep telling you guys Gura is legit 12 years old why won't you believe me alreadyCover just claims all talents are 18 for legal reasons
>>27420092>telling me the story of his life!Kek
Since when minecraft became popular again? I though that was a dead game
>>27419668Just wait until she has her next on-screen meltdown.
>>27420100Amelia didn't know what Pig Latin was, is that worse?
>>27420074>>27420068Ty for your input
>>27420044No. And he's a fucking CCP deputy.
>>27420018>implying Gura will never beat Kizuna
>>27419487was it ONE or TWO people you found in the chat? answer.
>He's telling me the story of his life. Hahaha, what a fag.Kiara!
So should I watch this Kiara archive? Heard it’s good and I’ve been really on the fence about her since debut.
>>27419771I think she's probably under a lot of pressure but she seems to be handling it well, she seems to be a lot more relaxed ever since she did karaoke actually, measuring up to the singing expectations that was probably the main thing that was troubling her. She should be able to handle the rest fine, and Hololive seems to have a very laid back approach to it's work structure if they mandated things I am fairly certain we wouldn't be seeing Gura playing so many shit games she happened to think look neat.
The absolute state of German Goslings
>>27419612You've already posted that in the last threadFuck off
I dislike the Essay, but I love her GermanI'm conflicted.
>>27420100Both
>>27420018Give Gura more subs. I can hear the impostor syndrome in her voice when she streams. It's so delicious.
What the fuck did he donate to get this character limit?
>it just keeps going
>>27420109This cope feeds the shark.
who the fuck would write this
How will Germany EVER fucking recover?
GOPbro... your gosling reps...
This Fritz better have sent this with a fucking akasupa.
Germans...your autists
>>27420154He donated 4 or 5 seperate 10€ messages
>naruhodo nePfft
German Gosling power
>>27420128It always had a hugely active playerbase, for a while it was just uncool to play (kinda like Fortnite)
>german goslingJUST LMFAO
Germans can be extremely cringe
aaaahhhh GOPs, it's so cringy.
I wonder what sort of German Kiara would say during sex...
>>27420154Its multiple supa's
>absolutely unfiltered stacy I love this. This is such an opposite to this "cool, bro-like gamer girl" thing others do, really enjoying this.
>>27420140Based
God damn that really was an essay
>>27420141The Minecraft stream (not the last one but the one before) is better imo.
>>27420141Do you like chickens talking about anal? Do you like birds dabbing on jannies?
>>27420168It was like five 10 Euro ones, if I remember correctly lol
>>27420100HoloEN playing bombergirl when?
Alter Junge laber nicht, Niemand kümmert sich um dich.
>>27420128Around last year, once the kids flocked to fortnite people decided it was cool again
>>27420121the only SC reading she's ever done
>>27420168It was across like 6 10€ donos I think
holy shit Krauts what the fuck
>>27420141Watch it, watch the minecraft crash into the zatsudan then become a member and watch the archive.
>>27420048>leaning further into the German shtick>shedding her tryhard character to just outright riffing off her own fans>still sweet enough to reign them back in>great comedic timingShe's showing her potential
>MOTORBIKEFAGS BTFOBASADO
Kiara... You don'd need to read and explain the blogpost...
i want to fuck kiara until she starts moaning in german
>his stupid job>the only thing he's missing is a girlfriendmy sides
FUCK THIS IS CANCER
we warned you about the GOPs
This guy is going to be THAT guy, isn't he?
>>27420191i'm having so much fun. She isn't the pekora of EN she is actually the marine of EN.
>laughing at lonely german goslingFUCKING BASED LMAOOOO
It's hard to be German bros....
>she started laughing at the part where she needs a girlAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>this fucking german essayWhy are GOPs like this?
>>27420153Impostor syndrome?
ogey
>>27420173>>27420186Jesus christ these German AutistsKiara is wrecking him tho so good laugh
LAND DER DICHTER UND DENKER*CLAP**CLAP*NEXT POEM
>german goslingposting supasFuck sake this wasn't supposed to be an Ame stream
uhh GOPs explain
>austrian german autism tried to ask kiara out on a dateJesus fuck
>>27420185Ich... ich k-kom... kikkirikiii!!!
Thought I'd miss out on this stream because I was at the vet, but it's still going. How was it pre-supacha reading?
Is this GOP Ray0?
>GOPs are gosling over her nowahahahahaha
>>27420100Shut the fuck up faggot, she was making a joke
>"Only thing that was missing was a girlfriend.">That's the point I started laughing.I love Kiara so fucking much.
>>27420126Haachama started working at 16.
Based af Stacey
What hell is going on? Why is she reading some rando Kraut's entire life story?
>laughing a shy kissless virgin German goslingsLove that bird
>the only thing that's missing is a gfHoly shit an unironic kraut Gosling
>>27420210>gets destroyed in video games in between flashes of smugnessIs she turning into Pekora 2.0?
Holy shit he got killed
German ray0 is that you
>>27420191It's fantastic. Genuine selves are always way more enjoyable than their characters. I was waiting when she'll drop the seiso pretense.
>"this is the point where I started laughing">"because I thought he is about to propose to me"Is this woman more savage than Ui?
2000 word essay just to get denied. I'd feel bad if he wasn't so pathetic
this german is setting up the noose right now
GOP-kun please... Your fucking off reps...
>I'm done with this fag, NEXT~!
>Person doesn't have a girlfriend>She starts laughingTHIS STACY THIS STACY THIS STACYHOLY SHIT BASED
I'm a German Gosling but for AmeliaAsk me anything
I feel secondhand embarassment for this GOP, good thing I learned English and became ESL because holy shit
German autism strikes again
>>27420246underrated post
holy fuck my sides
>>27419415She doesn't. Most of her solo game streams have been pretty fucking awful, actually. Maneater, Kokoro Clover, Among the Sleep, Pacify, and Dark Deception were all boring to outright bad. Muse Dash is just admiring skill, it's fun but there's not really much to say about it. Outlast was pretty good and so was DbD, I'd like to see more of that. Karaoke is where she shines but that's been one stream. I don't really know what you guys could be seeing in her that makes her any better than the other four, really.
This is absolutely worse than friend.
imagine if he said his job was janitor
Why the fuck is /hlg/ just completely schizo posting and this mad about Gura?To think this was supposed to be the containment thread.
Here's your HoloEN Gen 2:>Russian gamer gremlin>jive-talking black tomboy>French ojou-sama princess with a hidden lewd side>Cockney chavette tsundere loli>genki cowgirl with a Southern accent
>kiara gets a 3080 before artia
>>27420144I really need a new webm of that story with him shooped in and a german flag waving.
>I'm taken, by CalliBased. Also what are the odds this dude tracks down Kiara and murders her holy shit.
Worst german defeat since stalingrad
>>27419891german cultural cringe is absolutely mind-boggling
>>>>GERMAN ONLY PLEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
fuck i cant stop wheezing i love kiara for just laughing in his face
>>27417751Help an a on out? Nothing on reverse search
>tfw no extrovert gf that makes you talk
imagine being that lonely german gosling who mustered the courage to send that supacha, only to get roasted in front of 7k viewers
HOW CAN GERMANY EVER RECOVER
>>27420286Please send her 10 10€ Superchats basically proposing to her.
>>27420297You sound upset
>>27420126>he thinks She was streaming drunk at 10 years oldNot even that funny but lmao anyways.
>that entire fucking essayholy shit
>>27420267hehe
Fubuki got akasupas today. And they weren't in ARS.
>>27420301who cares what those schizo dogfuckers think
>actual fucking kraut Goslings
>>27420304>French ojou-sama princess with a hidden lewd sideThis is all I want.
>Coming back to the German storySTOP KIARASTACY, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>27420307That german gosling is going to be a fucking staple of chicken streams, calling it now
I missed the essay what the fuck happen
>>27420304Cover will never hire a black tuber because they don't want any of that BLM controversy infecting their brand.
>One German autist managed to completely outshine all of Amelia's autist goslingsTeamates, your autism reps...
>>27420304>Russian gamer gremlinНахуй-нахуй. Unless all she plays is slav jank.
Krautbros......
>>27420256ok nigga
I am still fucking crying with laughter from that tfwnogf german. Get your life together man.
>>27419957A dino vtuber with a boomer gimmick could be fun.
Holy Fuck this entire thing needs clipping
>>27420246My fucking sides.
>>27420267That wouldn't be a bad thing, but it certainly seems to be heading in that direction.Though Ame does seem to be more leaning into that roll right now
>>27420253godlike, kiara turned off her inhibitors
>>27420327Nah man that would be pathetic and she would destroy me live on stream I wouldn't survive. Gotta play the long con slowly winning her over
It is time.https://poal.me/fa23mb
She pegged his heart gop anon please
>>27420327>laughs>feels bad>goes back and tries to actually help himGod, she is so sweet...
in her defense how the fuck should she have responded to that message lmao
he's already dead bro stop
i am the only one who hates kiara forced? laugh?its annoying
>>27419262Say my name...SAY MY NAME!GAWR GURAAAAAA!!!!!
>>27420301They can sense their impending irrelevance.
>>27420286Liebe ich Amelia? Habe ich WameLieben?
>>27419262>was on 15k>back to 18Kthe fuck? she only had two low count streams yesterday how the fuck? (yes, 25k is low for gura, fuck you)
>>27420354Kneel to her
>>27420304>French ojou-sama princess with a hidden lewd sidePA-15 VTuber when?
GOP bros...
holy fuck her giga stacy is showing hard todaythoroughly btfo that german gosling lmaooooand she's still going at it
>Life essayMy sides
>>27418322But can she deduct it as a business expense?
>First it was SEAniggers >then it was EOPs>next were the SOPs>now we are entering the age of GOPsI'm starting to thing that the country does not matter, there's fucking retards everywhere.
>>27420304>Russian gamer gremlinFuck no. Just no. Russian "gamer girls" are the most toxic entities in the whole world.
>just be confident bro
Ame Goslings need to step up their game
She said there's always some bad times but you just gotta deal with it and never give upHardworking chicken...
>>27420364bless this birdI'll rewatch once it ends since I can't rewind while it's going.
>>27420306That's what actually making bank means.Even EN's runt of the litter easily btfos Judas Chink
>>27420354oh canada
This guy is gonna go schzio isn't he
s-stacy i kneel...
German plebs translation?
>>27420304Get rid of the black tomboy, and please just put in a dinosaur or something.
Not gonna lie, her bullying made my dick twitch.
>>27420390yeah no shit
GOPs, please translate...
I'm not so sure about having learned german anymore. Maybe italian is better after all.
"You are probably asking how to get past your shyness? Well, you can't expect things to line up always. You have to try it over and over again. I was in simmilar situations, but if you keep trying and rise up, just like a phoenix, you can do it!"
She starts to feel bad for him and throw him a bone"I had many moments where life was terrible for me, but like a phoenix, you always have to stand up again! You can't help it such si life"
>>27420408>just be confident
>>27420239Imposter Syndrome is the belief that you don't deserve the success you have or to be where you're at professionally. Very common among successful people.
gop bros...kiara says we're gonna make it....
https://files.catbox.moe/hcmp3z.webmDU BIST MEIN FREUND AAAAAAAAHHHH
>>27420368Didn’t include dox posters and bait posters
>>27420301I shall break it down for you, a demographic of both 5ch and 4chan is numberfags. They enjoy seeing numbers go up, and down. They more than likely participate in many number based activities but the chuuba sub number ride is quite enjoyable for them. They enjoy winning and losing.On 5ch, the numberfags enjoy niji vs holo which is ok.But niji isn't fast enough or popular enough to satiate the numberfags here, not to mention Niji EN is literally street shitters, thusly it turns into hololive vs holoEN. The key point bad point is its the same company.
>>27420386She was actually being pretty nice to him right now when she went back to that and said a few more words about it.Not that you would know, non-German.
>>27420396just wait for tonighti really hope she plays up the girlfriend role to rile up the goslings
>>27420304>French ojou-sama princess with a hidden lewd side>Cockney chavette tsundere loliI choose these.
>>27420394kinda, but also>get knocked down often enough until you get used to getting up again
>>27420038You can.However, I don't think Mori realises this.That's why she will continue to suffer.
>>27420394she's a stacy, confidence came naturally to her.
>>27420304Consider: Shortstack goblin-style (still human like the rest of holos) gamer goblin.
>>27420381Just you wait AnonToday's Minecraft
>>27420304I want an actual grannylike 50 yo +
>>27420297All of those except Pacify were early on when her streaming was noticeably weaker. This is something even top Holo's like Korone and Pekora went through straight off debut. The most recent dark deception was absolutely and undeniably kino, and the first was minimum pretty good. Pacify was just a bad stream game pick, which happens. If you're going to act like you have authority, at least don't be disingenuous with the evidence you present. Then again, within a few months, this opinion even as a shitpost will be horribly dated anyway.
>she said she's a phoenix because even though she was set back by haters she always had the will to rise up again.that was pretty heavy
>>27420191Reminds me of a couple girls from the other company.
>GOP Goerings come out of the woodwork with an essay>Immediately shot down and laughed atI haven't laughed this hard in a while, oh my god
>HoloEN talent>Doesn't understand Englishok naruhodo
>>27418411Maybe Kiara should ask Botan for help.
>>27420350You just wait, I got something prepared for Amelia's next stream, we will not be outdone goddammit!
>>27420390You still need to step further back an see that this is a problem with imbalance between males and females on a whole in modern times.
>>27420301>and this mad about GuraNobody is mad about her personally. They just hate chumbuddies (or their false flaggers) sho shit in every fucking thread.
>>27420390i'm much skinnier then that
>>27420390I mean JOPs just have a containment website in 5ch for their autism
Kiara is really invested in the Superchats today.
>>27420361Absolute chad. Reminder that his most famous work is about a deal with the devil so he can fuck a 14 year old jailbait with giant, milking tits.
>>27420304>blackInto the trash it goesI want ojou though, specially if you make her a loli
>>27420408don't avoid embarrassing situations power through them
>>27420434>>27420304>>27420434You got this all wrongThe french holo needs to be a yandere loli.
>>27420381She honestly made that shit horror game pretty funny, like shoving the ghost girl repeatedly, and her banter between the stupid babies and the chat.And that Amelia collab was incredibly charming and cute.
>>27420304I will simp hard for this to happen, especially the lewd ojou and cockney loli
>>27420452>GOP GoeringsKek that's good.
>>27420452Is this how brazilians felt during that football match?
>>27420464blessedgo in on em lad
>bee movie script but in german akayou fuckers
>>27420452Her talk with Marine awakened her inner stacy, there's no turning back. Slapped that guy right back into krautchan
>Went back and said some platitudes to the German Gosling>Every chicken stream will now have weekly updates from him about his quest for a GF
stop misusing the word. germans are almost never german **only** posters. only that dude that sent the message was. the reason EOP exists as a term is because it can include ESLs that only post in english on the chuuba streams.
>>27419152
>>27420394what the fuck else would you say to that autism fiesta
>>27420391So like all gamer gremlin
>>27420361>The swinging of ones arms was a remnant of 4 legged animalsHoly fuck I never even considered that before. We use it as some counterbalance when we start learning to walk on two legs instead of crawiling but there is no use of it beyond that initial stage.
>You will never burn 50 euros to have her laugh at you
>>27420486Yes :(
>bee movie script
Please leave the German Goslings alone...
>>27420494woud be cringekino
>>27420473Good ole Faust
>>27420408Basically put yourself in social situations even if uncomfortable and you'll eventually get used to it even if you fail sometimes along the way. And it's important to be persistent.Or something like that. German is my third language so I might've misunderstood some word
>>27420422>>27420423Wholesome
>the only thing that's missing is a gf
Kiara is so fun today. I was laughing out loud the entire stream and now she sapped all my energy. I can't even continue working, senpai. I just want to lie down and sleep after this.
EU stock markets are closing soon, time for another stock market report.>Reapercoin received another growth boom, market still anticipating a massive bull market with the upcoming reaper event>Sharkcoin about to break the one million trade volume barrier, investors are growing restless>Detectivecoin is staying stable, some growth to be expected soon>Tentacoin still a slow grower, insiders still absolutely sure negative growth is impossible>Chickencoin biggest winner again, expected to perform extremely well in the long-termMarkets are exiting positive all around today, overall buyers market in a positive mood. Some experts are expecting new non-Holo coins to breach the market in the following months, overall consensus seems that these new currencies are most likely going to be worthless as they will be backed by known, bankrupt companies.
>>27420472She always is anon... She always reads every single one.
>>27420451Her forehead...
>>27418450She's lovely.
You know what? I'm kind of convinced that Nene and Kiara are from the same Pokemon evolutionary branch, and Nene is like the light side evolution and Kiara is the evil one.>former idols>lowest sub count of their gen>bullied>CEO of their own corporation
>>27418310Since debut, went full on chicken and a couple Ameliacoins, and even though I was worried at first I am absolutely thankful for her incline. Still GOOD KIARA PORN FUCKING WHEN REEEEEEEE
>>27420394>>27420438Based, life comes with mistakes, it's how you learn from them that matters
>>27420336>dogfuckersIs this what korone fans are called now?
>UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH Okay, which one of you schizos is this?
>>27420505Not. Worse. You would feel the difference if you understand the language.
Dieser Kiaraschwärmer war schon ziemlich lächerlich.Da bin ich anders. Ich werde Amelia so richtig durchnehmen.
https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1314243161472987136The dude that made all those Gura cosplays is one of us
>>27420301Do the dogfuckers ever actually watch the streams or do they just keep seething at /hlgg/?
>>27418310i loved her day one and i always stuck with her no matter what
>>27420543He doesn't know.
>>27420519Kiara's cute gf!
Her german really captivated the hearts of the GOPs, huh?Gotta say I'm not surprised.
Will the German life story be clipped?
>>27419152Musedash it is. I've seen the Matrix a gorillion times and snack asmr is not that appealing, I'll just watch the VOD.
>My mouth hurts, the inside of my mouth hurts. My head hurts, everything hurts.I'm having somewhat same feeling after this stream, was real fun.
>>27420524Big-ups. The collab tomorrow will be great, I know it.
>>27420536I think your into something, anonGo on
>>27420304> Russian gamer girlI KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING DOSO LONG SUCKERS, SEE YOU SOON
>>27420527What about recordercoins?
>>27420494>Not introducting Hess to InaAwww.
>>27420545>>27420556uuohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is a common fucking Japanese cry you retards.
>>27418310I never sold my chicken.
>>27420563Unedited please?
>>27420543There was a dogfucking meltdown in the last 24 hours on /hlg/, Anon. It was something. Check archives if you dare.
>>27420543No, /hlg/ legit went on talking about wanting to fuck real dogs. it was fucking nasty
>>27420301>new vtuber comes in and skyrockets in popularity for doing relatively little>quickly overtaking every other vtuber that has been in the game years prior and with little effort>will eventually make everyone else obsolete and will just have them graduate rather than witness their hilariously embarrassing declineI mean wouldn't you be upset? I feel sorry for them for siding with the wrong side honestly
>>27420533That's dedication.
>>27420264>>the only thing that's missing is a gf>Holy shit an unironic kraut Gosling
>>27420559>>27420336What happened
Last call for spachas at 3:30amSleepy Kiara is sleepy.
>>27417496My tweets have been liked, i got kisses, and happy birthday
>>27418494How far away does Botan live from Kiara?Could they easily meet?
>>27420545>>27420556cough>>27418216
>>27420452I hope somebody clipped that
>>27420580Holy shit, if we see a marriage application from him this place will explode
>>27420563there's no version of this without the blacked shit is there...
>>27420534Damn
>>27420381any clip of her leaning on amelia gets 10k views on the first 2 hours, she might not be the best storyteller, best player or know how to milk supachats, but her instinct for cickbait is unmatched in all of HL
>>27420500Don't try to crawl away from it you coward
>>27420494I unironically want this now. I'm rooting for you, Herr Gosling.
>>27420574Recordercoin trades are being put on hold due to suspected insider trading.
Is there any other Holo as grateful for superchats as Kiara? Still reading after an already 2 hour stream.I love her
>>27420563
>>27420448that doesn't mean anything when an attractive girl says it....
I can't wait for the day that Kiara surpasses that boring ass squid.
I wonder what that one twitter tranny that was harassing kiara is thinking right now
>>27420598ogey
>>27420580For some reason I automatically substituted Goring for Gosling.It's going to be a thing, isn't it?
>>27420550Er hat sogar nette Platitütden von ihr bekommen, wenn auch nachdem er von ihr zerstört wurde. Insgesamt hat er sogar etwas gewonnen, der alte Fuchs.
>>27419873UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>27419386How very fitting. Mom's super loving and dad's loving while also being a smart ass.
>>27420563>great pic ruined by cuck BLACKED shit
>>27420494Not gonna lie, that'd be fucking funny
>>27420563>>>/trash/
>>27420563Sorry, Kiara said NO BLACKS ALLOWED in her company today.
>>27420635Cope
>>27420559you might have five posters commenting on a stream that might be happen but over all its just schizo posting
>>27420563holy based
>>27420227She's more like Matsuri, but a lesbian instead of lolicon.And she can handle her menhera better than Matuli.
>>27418310Been saying since debut that people were sleeping on her. I also said Amelia would be good once she chilled out after her debut. Feels good to be right every time.
Is there any holo that share the same artist?
She, a fellow stacy, activated Kiara's latent stacy powers. Kneel.
>>27420575London?
>>27420628Watame, every fucking stream.
>>27420590>>27420617anon your reverse imagesearch reps...https://twitter.com/yoshiikirablr/status/1310735163324641281
Brutal
>>27419361When will anon learn?
>>27420658Basiert
>>27420559>/hlg/>watch streamsThey don't speak Japanese, how could they do that?
AAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO RUB
>Ecchi sukecchi one-touchy!
>>27420563I hate you cuntst. black guy
>>27420633who and who cares
WER WAR DAS VON EUCH?
>belly erotic shitpost in GermanKek.
What a fucking slut
>"Show my your tummy" in German>She does itAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27420630It's not like kiara's roommate made it easy for herself, she tried to be successful in a field where attractive girls are dime a dozen.
>>27420617Of course there is, those faggots can't draw, they just do ugly edits to other peoples art.
>>27420668Korone,Civia
>please please show us your stomach once more please uoooohhkek
I love this loose slut so fucking much
>>27420646What do you expect she does rap. Kind of comes with the territory.
>>27420633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lbGAzo9RrM
>>27420602>>/jp/thread/S27401032ctrl f dog/hlg/ has actual dogfuckers
Bros....
>>27420563based ameribro
>>27420673I forgot about her, good point
BASED GERMAN SUPERCHAT
>show me your stomach >thirsty, but ok.this is good
>>27420536now kiss
UOHHHHHHH
>>27420563>Blacked>Not LEAF'D
Kiara is still the only EN that gives fan service like that...
>>27420676>no wife no friendswtf he's literally me
>shitposter super asking for stomache shot>SHE DOES IT
>>27420632this but shark
>>27420690UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH CHICKEN BELLY EROTIC
>>27420494>update 27>you remember how I got a gf 10 updates ago?>she broke up with me when she found out about you and my update supachas...>still proud to be KFP!
do you think kiara likes creampies bros
>>27420663She wants to bang Sothis and loves cute tummies so...
>>27420672Warzone in the Ukraine that is currently on fire
>>27420627Lmao. Thanks for the report as always /biz/bro
>She actually does itUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>27420676"Based"
I should have asked what job simulator she plays in her free time.
>>27420723lol never going to happen, keep seething though
GOD I LOVE THIS WHORE
>>27420536And both the most precious
>she didn't even think about it, just does itYou just KNOW you could pay her to fuck with easenot even a doubt
>>27420676
>>27420633he already killed himself, it doesnt matter
>>27420632Stop falseflagging, tentacult. We love everyone.
>>27420737Only when responsibly done
>>27420709
>>27420722>>27420690>>27420703>low iq individual>uoooohWhich one of you was this?
>>27420467You obviously haven't looked in /hlg/. There are actually seething schizos in there who HATE gura because they can't deal with her blowing past their oshi in 3 weeks.
>>27420628At this point I think superchats will actually trigger Mori.
>>27420721anonchama, your kana reps...
>>27419992None of us know what Gura is really like for sure, but I doubt she would have gotta into the streaming market place to begin with if she were such a fragile flower that she crumbled at just having ok viewer numbers while having a huge amount of subs. Sure, EN in general and Gura in particular have been a lot more successful than expected, and that obviously will create a lot of unexpected pressure and anxiety, but they've all handled themselves about as well as can be expected despite that, and have yet to show any signs that they will do otherwise as time goes on.
>>27420722BASED MADMAN
>>27420594>>27420592Never know that 4chan is infested with moralfags and tourists now.That post was mine.
Uoooooh !!! Chicken Erotic !!! Chicken's tummy and thighs !!!!!!! Erotic...
>>27420713The mild disgust only makes it better.
>>27420478>just baiting for more goslingfags stories in superchatCan't wait.
>>27420630For her in particular it really does, looking at how stuff went for her in the past
>>2742067510Q towasama
>>27420721your reading reps
>>27420670Holy fuck I just realized Kiara is a more orange version of MarineTheir designs are extremely similar, just fucking look at them both
>>27420563Of course we'd get you fuckers here, it was only a matter of time
>>27420737Only in her bum.
>>27420563<span class="sjis">[/spoiler]
I get the feeling when Kiara finally gets her 3D model she's gonna have an entire stream just showing off every possible angle including upskirts.
>>27420774Her roomate left her old channel because she got to 1mil subs.
>>27420467No, there are Schizos all over that thread. /hlg/ is unironically full of dogfucking schizos at this point. I'd laugh, but I'm genuinely concerned for them at this point.
At least I truly see, this stream converted me to a chickenfag
I wonder how butthurt the Kiara antis who are sleeping right now will be in a few hours.
>>27420536Remember how Nene reacted to some gosling writing her a love letter?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQk5OtReXQ
>>27420774she's doing great. she has said she was stressed out a couple of weeks ago but it seems like she's doing better now. let's just not complain if she wants to take a break for a few days.
>>27420737They don't call her Kiara Nakadashi for nothing
>>27420775Nigger, there's not being a normalfag and being a fucking disgusting sub-human puppyfucker, defenestrate yourself
>Riot police always get to work early because they beat the crowdsWhat did Kiara mean by this?
>>27420798I bet she's in the top 5 Hololive dancers.
>>27420464>wide load tattoo
I normally don't find holos sexual but this chicken got me rocked up
>>27420739Yeah, but she's not revealing her powerlevel. I can't accept her as a cunnyisseur just yet.
>>27419850The fact that you even think her popularity will ever slow down is hilarious.
>>27420765>You obviously haven't looked in /hlg/I'm from /hlg/, anon. And I saw more than enough already.
Anons will you show Kiara how to put a Item in her butt? She really needs to know how...
Is Mori officially the only Holo who hasn't been swarmed by Goslings even once? Ame's had them since day one, Gura got them during her Fly Me to the Moon cover, Ina got them during the movie watchalong, and Kiara's started getting them today.
>>27420737they don't call her Nakadashi Kiara for nothing
What if Gura deletes HER channel once it reaches 1M subs
>>27420798I've already said it but Kiara is the only holoEN who would willingly do something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K62bKdjw914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zmCv3oNsCU&t=242s
>These yawnsBros...I wanna sleep next to the bird...
>>27420670OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN.
>>27420675Tq Twap
>flatmate dream shot downPain-peko...
>>27420690>go get tea>come back to stream to see her showing belly>see this postthis fucking bird
>>27420798Absolutely, and I cannot fucking wait.
>>27420536Nene is also only the fourth holoJP to have reached out to her after Marine, Subaru and [Coco]. She sent a request during the stream lmao.
Did anybody clip the tummy part? I want to hear the grossed outness in her voice again
>>27419992Is this the cope /hlg/ is clinging to, now? Gura doesn't give a single shit about her numbers the way you fags do. She is just doing this for fun and to make friends.
>>27420775No you're just a degenerate
>Met in the underworld.I unironically think Kiara and Mori met each other a long time ago.
why don't they recommend her to ask ina or ame to help her with the pc?
>>27420839Introducing HoloES, first in the lineup: El Guro."á"
>>27420824I want to agree but she did mention her body's kinda fucked up nowadays so not entirely sure.
>I'm not gonna annoy botan>instead I'll bother amelialmao
SHE FUCKING HATES BPTAN
>>27420798>Kiara's perfect tummy in 3DUuu.... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27417557Ngl after her minecraft stream bombed I got really horny. Maybe its a Chickenfag thing
>>27420839i'd probably cry but it would be a funny celebration
>>27420863This is the correct narrative.
>>27420563"based" as they DO say.
>>27420737Oddly enough they aren't on the menu.I don't understand.Maybe if we put in enough requests for them....
>>27420690UÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH
>>27420874she said she didn't want to ask any holo
>>27420837All Kiara antis will be goslings, soon. They basically hate her because she's stacy. They'll love her because she's STACY.
>>27420880Sad women just kind of get my breeding instincts going. Not in a rapey way, more in a comforting procreation way.
>>27420700>oh no I didn't get first prize in the stacy competition>i've had such a tough life....
>>27420837Mori is too much of a bro to go full gosling. She's hot, yeah, but other than that she's just a cool tomboy you wanna chill with. Nothing to Gosling over
>>27420874She didn't want their first interaction to be asking for help
Can't wait for Kiara to cosplay as the other girls when she finally gets 3d. That would be truly perfect.
>>27420816Well god damn, I got a second hand embarrasment from just watching her read it.
>>27420868having good PC doesn't translate to knowing how to teach tho Kiara will probably ask them since they are closer
>>27420839I hope not I like her videos
>>27420902she should ask me
>>27420863And she is the most popular vtuber right now which makes it more delicious to see these faggots shit their pants over.
>>27420866They are expats who are trying to make it in Japanese music industry. It's not that unlikely that they would meet.
>>27420823>puppyfuckerYou unironically kill the puppy.
I'm here to shit your thread EN fags
>take into my countryWait, she's moving back??
>>27420906>They basically hate her because she's stacy. They'll love her because she's STACY.is kiara the uzaki of holo en?FUCK those hikikomori
Luv me reaperLuv 'er slutty GFSimple as.
>>27420911>He doesn't know
>>27420874She puts her JP senpai on a pedestal if you havent noticed
>>27420919i mean they both know how to put one together. i guess it could be hard to communicate the process online though
>>27420870>>27420839>>27420885>>27420921HER will return as Gawr the Hyde to Gura's Jekyll
Trying to figure out the dialogue you guys use is making me feel like a newfag again, but not gonna lie it's been pretty fun.
I'm out of the loop when Kiara says go back, so is she leaving japan? That seems almost shocking how obsessed she is with it.
>>27420911>he doesn't know
>>27420916DO YOU KNOW PEKIARA?
I pray to god for Kiara to have a Japanese school one piece swimsuit costume...
>>27420824Considering she was an actual idol and you can find a bunch of video's with her dancing it's pretty much a tie inIs any other Holo girl able to dance decently in the first place?
>>27420840Was Marine furiously masturbating during this?
>>27420934Gotta renew the visa and visit family, you know.
>>27420916holy shit Kiara 3D is going to be insanity
>>27420916I'd be interested in a Kiara/Mori bodyswap like the Marine/Korone one.
>>27417872:^=)
>>27420837Half of deadbeats want to impregnate Mori. But none of them gosling over her. It's literally gay to fall in love with her.
>>27420934In 5 months
>>27420913So you are saying that no one here doesn't want a tomboy gf and won't obsess over her? Yeah right
>>27420932peko... minaide.. apex predator wa...
>>27420567I hope so. I need gosling memes from that.
>>27420911The thing with stacy competitions is that while you play that game, it's the only game you play and if you don't flat out win, you get absolutely nothing.
Kiara is not only a whore, she can't even come close to Gura's entertaiment skills.
>>27420949>GuraMori drinking stream>she drinks>SHE comes outIll follow this narrative from now on.
>>27420592>>27420594speaking of weren't there translations of chinese antis saying they were gonna make edits of coco fucking dogs?
>>27420967>Kiara spends the whole stream playing with her tits
>>27420982She is the most popular for a reason
BEE MOVIE
The best part of all this, all this HoloEN stuff?They haven't even collab'd with Coco yet. That's when you'll see some real shit happen. Mark my words, screenshot them.
>>27420775Based dogfucker poster
>>27420945yeah it should be fine one tweet and there's thousands employees who will teach her for free too
isn't it super late in Japan? Kiara sure is a trooper
>>27420954Visa issues.
>>27420982Choke on a dick, chumbud.
>>27420967Kiara-as-Mori would never stop jiggling those boing boings.
>Bee movie script in GermanPls.
Why are other holoENs not this hard working for superchats?
>>27420982Have a good nap bro? We've been waiting for you.
>>27420958Matsuri seems pretty good
>>27420982Shut up, becky. Go back to /cgl/.
>>27420982Don't falseflag using my daughterwife. Kiara is an excellent singer and dancer, and she'll do singing collabs with Gura.
>>27420837Goslings are beta as fuck and Mori is a sub masochist with bottom energy It wouldn't lead anywhere.
>>27420982You falseflagger nigger
>>27420775You deserve to be lined up against the wall and shot
lads this quality time kiara is spending with us is fucking beautifulwe dont deserve her
>>27420982>numberfags are antisSurprising but also shocking
>>27421013And why isn't Cover corp like... helping them with a Visa?
>bee movie pasta in germanWhat a nerd
>>27420982fuck off antijust scroll upwe're certainly entertained
>>27421011almost 4am
why is it the fubukiposter that is the most suicidal
>>27420837Yeah, I imagine they all dumped her after the constant shitposting. They didn't want to be associated with the smelly autists that went after her just because of the yabee.You could say they flushed her out of their minds.
>>27420996They already spammed the Aqua sex tape in Fubuki's twitter.
>>27420982Chumbuds don't approve of this shit, this is low effort bait, don't fall for it!
>>27421018And the dude paid $200 for that.
>>27420934Japanese work visas fucking suck
>>27421018>>27421005>>27421043Ya like Jazz?
>>27420982Just back from your vacation?
>>27420837Goslings fear her tomboy energy
>>27421042>Covercorp>HelpingYou must be new here
>>27420982she might be a whore but it also means we will get her to do incredibly degenerate stuff with marine/matsuri/etc.
>>27419144They could have done their English-reps but they chose not to.
>>27421044Thats because Gura isn't on
>>27421011it's almost like HoloEN was supposed to pander to the western market
>>27421021Mori's up there. Probably limited by her two other jobs.
>>27420982SCANNING. SCANNING.BROWN SKIN DETECTED.FAKE CHUMBUD DETECTED.IGNORING OPINION.
>>27420944She referred to Botan without honorifics
>>27420976Tomboy GF works in either trying to turn her into a woman, or accept their tomboyness and have a bromance. First takes effort as opposed to the gosling girlfriend simulation Ame provokes, the other is just bros doing bro things.
>>27420837Concert is in less than two weeks. We'll see then.
>>27420534She looks like a Boobah
>>27421042>its another "why isn't Cover corp" postFriend... Im sorry.
>>27421039Don't be such a sweet summer child, anon. This site is not a Christian school for girls.
>Going back to AustriaShe's gonna fucking die...
>>27421050>Smirking_Pekora.png
>>27421067Only Korone and Towa did their reps.
>>27420913I want to protect her from terrible Wikihow articles and agressive recorder buyers.
>>27420957Hmmmmmmn
>>27421036You started it global faggots...
>that yawnmuh dick
>>27420982I wonder who could be behind this post?
tired kiara is super cute
>>27421098>sweet summer childThis place really fucking is Tumblr 2
>>27421100explain.
>>27419144Well. It is. Do you know how salty the k-pop industry got when Psy got big?
do yu rly beleb
>>27420837Gosling here. I don't like Mori cause she's too strong for me. I want a girl who I feel needs my protection
>>27420837She makes me feel things, ngl. But I refuse to goslingpost.
How much of an act is Mori putting on because i can't tell
>>27421042Cover is incompetent, more news at 11.
She said she loves me
>>27420982can you not do this? gura is my favorite too but this kind of post does not contribute to the thread.
>>27420709https://streamable.com/doqaty
Bird made me horny. I don't like this.
>>27421110don't you have a dog to back to fucking?
>>27420954There's also the, you know, global pandemic right now.
>>27420982ogey rrat
>>27421042Someone give him the copypastas, I don't feel like doing it
>>27418026Consider the following:>Mori is the first and only HoloEN to use painfully formal language when communicating.>Mori has a professional vibe and her character is "acting to steal souls" but is in fact a genuine and caring host who's already cracking under the tsun tsun facade, ergo>Mori sounds cuter than Calli, but is technically more formal, making it a great fit.In addition, "Mori" has direct meaning (she's already used it in several songs), "Calli" does not, and the full name "Calliope" does- but isn't very catchy.
>>27420837She actually was a few days ago, don't know what happened but it happened
>>27421042>Cover Corp>Helping their talentanon, you know that ritual post about things Cover corps should do vs. things it actual doesThat isn't a shitpost, it's the truth.Mori is still using a shitty potato laptop and had to buy her own new computer for her streams.All cover does is get you the L2D model.
>>27421006No thank you. Coco collabs would drag them down because Coco is boring without her gaijin in japan gimmick that would be very ineffective to actual foreigners and their sense of humor. Coco getting suspended saved EN from being boxed in by Coco's Asacoco narratives like the lame ass Gura butt plug (which Gura never acknowledges because it sounds dumb)
>>27421129BUT DO YOU REALLYBELEEB
>>27421085>BROWN SKIN DETECTED.there is a reason she doesn't let blacks work at KFP.
>>27421021Mori doesIna has a job that pays well already so she doesn't care.Gura doesn't care as much and HER is involved with other endeavors.Not sure about Ame.
Okay guys, it's settled. Kiara is my oshi. Change my mind.
As expected of numberfags shitting on kiara, Gura is objectively boring, kiara tries to entertain the audience at least and is fun to watch.
>>27420775I guess I'm a tourist for not wanting to rape a dirty animal
>>27421107Subaru was an exchange student in Canada and has really good English reading comprehension, she could probably collab with EN.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtdV76cIihs
>>27421049They've been whiny fuckers for a long time now.
>>27420368You're missing narrativefags
>>27421163YES
>>27421167Why would I change your mind when you're right?
Auf Wiedersehen~
>a whole pile of akasupas right at the end
>>27421167Why would you want to have your mind changed? Kiara is a good oshi.
>>27421167I can't, you've already come to the right conclusion.
>>27421169Gura is fine. Kiara is also fine.
>>27421121Google Austrian crime rates..
She talked to the German gosling again in the end saying: it's OK.
What did I think of this stream?
>>27421167I can't, welcome brother
>>27421163I don't believe. I know.
>>27421167Nah, you're good.t. deadbeat
>>27421169Another bait post, don't fall for his shit!
Where did she pull this masterpiece of a stream from?
>I know my mic is on, this is my thing!>You think I talk to myself like that?Cute.
>>27421006I don't think she has the balls.She'd be giving up her biggest advantages.Half the EN cast could be more vulgar, and all of them would recognize how lame that reheated reddit shit she's been serving is.
>>27421021Because they're all doing just fine financially
>>27421120Anyway, want to know more about dogs?
KIARA IS CUTE
>>27421107Towa does it out of gratefulness and Korone does it because she's a westaboo, anyways. I bet Coco had already told the others that they're wasting their english market and they ignored her advice. Now look what's happening.
>>27421169>Gura is objectively boringKeep seething, she is popular for a reason
>>27421169You're the same guy falseflagging the other way, aren't you?
>>27421195you thought it was good and will drop a red supa next stream
NO TRIBALISM ALLOWED PAST THIS POINTALL THE GIRLS ARE GREAThttps://files.catbox.moe/9zx108.webm
>>27421165Ame's probably still burned from the first wave of Gosling posters and doesnt want to bother, even with managers going though it for her. Probably stuff she'd get pissed off at that would go right by them
>>27421127She tries. But fails. Exactly that's what makes it cringe kino.
>>27421192>In 2017, Austria (with a population of about 8.795 million) had an intentional homicide rate of 0.61 per 100,000 population - one of the lowest rates in the world. There were a total of 54 intentional homicides in Austria in 2017.
WHERE IS POLLFAG CUNNY ART
>>27421157You forgot the iPhone Xr
>>27421145>>27421042THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for themTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Harass them>Stalk them>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>speaking during closing scenesorry kiara, you just can't beat the gremlin's gimmick
>>27421213Drunk and/or cold medicine.
>>27421183Akasupas take longer to time out, so they've been there for a while.
Rate Kiara's stream
>>27421213it was always there anon
>>27421229Quit falling for the bait chumbro.
>>27417681>Young
important please lookhttp://poal.me/dojij4http://poal.me/dojij4http://poal.me/dojij4http://poal.me/dojij4
>>27421167Chumbud here, but fair opinion.
shaaaaaark
>>27421157>All cover does is get you the L2D model.But at least you don't need to pay for this and 3d streams unlike Nijiniggers in Ichikara.
>>27420536and i love them both!
>>27421212He's right tho, Gura is just there doing the thing, my wife Mori at least has talent
>>27421195KINO as fuck, bird found the way
>>27421163I DU
Both Kiara and Gura are whores. This is a fact.
>>27421167Deadbeat here. Nah, you're cool.
>>27421253German Gosling/10
>>27421162>Coco is boring without her gaijin in japan gimmick that would be very ineffective to actual foreigners and their sense of humorWhat the fuck are you saying? Coco was THE EOP gateway to hololive.
The K in Kiara stands for Kino, you fucks just didn't get it.
>>27421249She always does this. Well at least the humming her song at the end.
>>27421249They've both done it from the start.
>>27421213Marine unlocked her seventh chakra.
Meido... The thread, please...
>>27420982the only whore here is ame
>>27421213She's always been doing this well, you faggots just chose to focus on the few times when she broke down from the suffering. We keep telling you her Minecraft streams are straight fire (not talking about the time where her computer caught fire)
>>27421170>a dirty animalMudslime? A big percent of animals unironically better than people.
>>27419283I know SHE played a bunch, I was talking about how she always fakes being bad at things as Gura.It's still counter-intuitive thing for a new player to do, and even if "Gura" had only played a bunch of games as survivor very killers at her mmr act like that so it's not something she would have picked up from "merely playing a few survivor games" as she claimed.
>>27421275Deadbeat here, also bait post, go back we don't fall for low quality bait like this here
>>27420982This is why everyone hates sharkfags, including reasonable sharkfags.
>>27421234gura > rest
>>27421286I think he's saying that she WAS the EOP gateway.
>>27421248This should become the new thread ender Tian'anmen square copypasta.
>>27421219You underestimate Coco, the reddit review is relatively recent shit.
>>27421280>Intimidated by the German Sex Machine.
>>27421253(you)My sides left orbit, even the gosling got a nice and cute rebuttal.Her voice works best with the german language. It was legitimately sweet to hear her speak it.Really enjoyable. I knew she had it in her.
Step in a portal into a parallel universe of a JP Indie Vtuber living in Germany with German viewers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_cfVFjSINk
>>27421275Is this your first time false-flagging?
>all the newfags in the stream that didn't know her shtickConcernfags AND newfags.What a great combination.>>27421249Hey, and we got a newfag in the thread too.
>>27421286She used to be.
>>27421263>finn, tranny, and /cgl/ the only ones to vote noit's nice to see that it's always the same small group of antis.
>>27421263>all these liarsShame on you fags
>>27421219She hams it up like crazy, many westerners find that level of hamminess awkward to deal with in person from Japanese interview callbacks. I don't think it would be a disasters, I would just like to see how Coco acts when going full English with a fellow English speaker that doesn't break out the Christmas Ham.If anything Coco's roommate shows she's alot more chill.
>>27421306>reasonable sharkfagsDoesn't exist. They are motherfuckers without exceptions.
>>27421305Too late half of the thread did, but he's not wrong tho I'm tired of sharkfags
Gura for the next op
>>27421306>>27421345Why are chickencucks like this?
Got nothing done holy hell
>>27421305>go back we don't fall for low quality bait like this hereWe don't?
>>27421162anon, all the HoloEN girls favorite Holo girl was coco, except Kiara.They've all said when asked who their favorite except Kiara it was Coco.They all want to collab with her, and they see her as a bridge to the other girls.
To reach 1 million first, shark needs 2.5x the daily subs of Korone, and 3x the daily subs of FubukiAt the high end, Korone has 5k per day, and Fubuki has 3kIf shark can stay above 13k per day she's got this easy. Her numbers are declining a lot, but she's still at about 15k - 18k per day. As she closes the gap with Korone further, she will need less of an advantage, soon she will only need 2x the daily subs
>>27421346Well get used to it cause she is only going to keep winning
>reach image limit>antis start to shit up the threadAmazing.
>>27421345ogey dogfucker
Gurafags need their own containment board. Now they're shitting up /hlgg/ and /hlg/.
>>27421299>Few times.Nigga she's a rollercoaster. She definitely has good streams and she definitely has bad streams. You never know what you're gonna get with her.
>>27421306No one hates sharkfags except (You), the falseflagger responding to his own post. Now fuck off back to your dogfucker containment thread.
sucking gura's sensitive little nipples
>>27421368seaniggers will always plague us, anon
>>27419464Will Ina even mind?
>>27421167Better than ame at least