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2731410 No.2731410 [Reply] [Original]

My waifu cooking spaghetti for me in the breakfast time!

>> No.2731414

Spaghetti for breakfast?

You're nuts.

Also obligatory your waifu's a slut and whatnot

>> No.2731416
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2731416

Losing his job as a cook, the Japanese bird moved on to the music industry.

>> No.2731417

>>2731410
Your wife needs to learn the difference between Penne and Spaghetti.

>> No.2731421

>>2731416
Japanese bird does not need a definite article, because it is Japanese bird.

>> No.2731424

>>2731416
my /jp/ directory is 60%+ Japanese Bird.

(I have a separate Touhou directory)

>> No.2731428

>>2731410
enjoy your acid reflux caused by eating tomato paste in the mornings.

>> No.2731439

>>2731414
>Spaghetti for breakfast?

>You're nuts.

I lol'd at the food joke quote that I should have now!

also...
>>2731414
>>2731417

Yeah whatever man!

>> No.2731446

>>2731428
>acid reflux

is that what they call when you want to shit, and your stomach is like pinching in on itself, and when you shit, its like your asshole is burning while the shit comes out? And the shit is like, more watery than solid, and erupts in surges. And after you wipe your ass, your asshole is still prickling.

>> No.2731449

>>2731446

No

>> No.2731451
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>>2731416

Japanese bird writing platinum album

>> No.2731452

>>2731446

No, that's diarrhea.

>> No.2731454

>>2731414
Ironically, I just ate a massive bowl of spaghetti. At 7 am. But I woke up at 3 am so I'm not sure if it's considered breakfast or not.

>> No.2731453

>>2731446
no.

thats a parasite.

>> No.2731462

>>2731454

Judging by wakeup time, that's either late breakfast or brunch.

>> No.2731474

>>2731410

She is not you're waifu.

She is an image.

>> No.2731485
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>>2731410
Win!!!!

>> No.2731487

>>2731474
;_;

>> No.2731715

haha poor bird,losing to a slut

>> No.2731738

I hope she'd be a better wife than to cook you spaghetti in the morning.

>> No.2731854
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2731854

>>2731474 No, Jun, you are image.

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