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It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

>> No.269917

"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

>> No.269919

In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

>> No.269923

In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

>> No.269926

As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

>> No.269936

OHGODI'MSOALONE;_;

>> No.269940

...FUCKKKKK

>> No.269952

Am I the only one that laughed at the "FireRan" Browser?

>> No.269956

;_;

>> No.269968

>>269926
I'M IN DESPAAAAAAIR! ;___;

>> No.269973

I'm sorry, I can't get outside the screen.
I am a 2-dimensional girl.
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you!

>> No.269972
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269972

Richard is my favorite Uuhout.

>> No.269966

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.269978

I love Alice. Unfortunately she isn't real, except in our thoughts.

>> No.269980

Anti-Spiral feeds on your despair.

>> No.269983

Will Uohuot run an xinul?

>> No.269984

This is incredibly awesome. Also, LOL @ NUZ.

>> No.269988

>>269952
no, but everyone else just read on to the ending and cried about that, instead.

>> No.269990

/jp/ - Japan and Touhou Bad Ends

>> No.269987

>>269913
I'm sorry Alice, I wish I were real ;___;

>> No.269997

WORST END ;_;

>> No.270000

John is kind of an asshole but that makes him loveable.

>> No.270007

>>270000
Hahaha.

>> No.270008

>>269926
Lonely End ;_;

>> No.270010

;_;

>> No.270005

>> No.270011
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>>269913
>>269917
>>269919
>>269923
>>269926
OH GOD ;_;

>> No.270016

GOD

DAMN IT

>> No.270018

>>269973
That song makes me baw every time ;_;

>> No.270024

>>269973
>I'm sorry, I can't get outside the screen.
>I am a 2-dimensional boy.
>No matter how strong my feelings,
>I can't be touched by you!

>> No.270025

>>269926
No Alice! I'm real! You...y-you just can't hear me.... ;______;

>> No.270039
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270039

Science!

>> No.270043

>>269926
FUUUUUUUCK

>>269973
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.270044
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270044

>>269926
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.270053

I bet we actually are fictional.

>> No.270057

My first meeting with you was in a small room full of dolls

>> No.270061

>>270057
Your brown eyes were shining with anticipation

>> No.270063

>>269973

OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME?!

>> No.270066

>>270000
Nice GET

Also, BAWWW...

>> No.270070

>>270068
...the two of us alone all day long

>> No.270071

>>270070
Even though I am from a different world,

>> No.270073

>>270071
you were so kind to me.

>> No.270068

>>270061
After that, one month passed...

>> No.270075

>>270073
I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen

>> No.270078

>>270075
I am a two-dimensional boy

>> No.270083

>>270080
I can't reach out and touch you.

>> No.270080

>>270078
No matter how strong my feelings,

>> No.270089

OH GOD THE TEARS, WHY WON'T THEY STOP?! ;_;

>> No.270090

FUCKING SAVED

wonderful ;_;

>> No.270096

CURSE YOU NITORI

CURSE YOU WHOEVER DID THE COMPUTER

>> No.270106
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>> No.270108

>>270096
Nitori is the anti-spiral.
AND I'M IN ABSOLUTE DESPAIR! ;__;

>> No.270109

Friend Computer is not our friend.

>> No.270111

Time to listen http://youtube.com/watch?v=3kNatVSjVRE again.

>> No.270113

someone link me to a high quality .mp3 of Rainbow Girl, not that crappy low-bitrate youtube shit.
NOW!

>> No.270125

>>269926
My heart... it.... hurts. ;___;

>> No.270128

ソ　ロンリ　；＿；

>> No.270140

i still haven't recovered
oh god
;_;

>> No.270144
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270144

>>270111

>> No.270163
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270163

>>270108

>> No.270195

>>270113
http://dti-srv.com/akatonbo/060.mp3
Probably best you'll get

>> No.270199
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>>270111
http://rapidshare.com/files/78929956/rainbow_girl__vocaloid_version_.zip.html

It sounds so good coming from Miku. ;_;

>> No.270218

(　〒　Д〒）ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!

>> No.270238

>>269926
I WANT YOU TO BELIEVE

;_;

>> No.270245

>>270199
Everything sounds better from Miku, however that doesn't stop the tears from flowing ;_;

>> No.270263

I WANT TO BE REAL
BEG YUKARI, ALICE! OUR DREAM CAN COME TRUE!

>> No.270272

I just read the entire thing again while listening to Rainbow Girl.

That was a bad idea, I can't stop bawwwing ;_;

>> No.270274

Even with the name of Alice, she can never pass through the looking-glass of the monitor.

Goddamn, even the pun is melancholy.

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270280

This thread is a heartsore

>> No.270283

>>270274
Oh, god. That's awful.

>> No.270329

>>269926
After reading this I suddenly feel...somewhat strange. It's like there's a tear in my heart, like some sort of empty void. Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away...Oh look, there's some sort of liquid substance rolling down my cheeks. Hm, it must be raining. Yeah, it's definitely raining. It doesn't looking it's going to stop either...

>> No.270350

>>270329
Manly tears, my friend. ;_;

>> No.270353

>>270329


Wait, aren`t you inside a building? How can it rain inside a building?

>> No.270357

>>270353
I said it's raining. Just leave it at that.

>> No.270376

>>270353
What, you mean it doesn't rain inside your house?

>> No.270377

>>270329
Thank you, now I feel even worse.
;_;

>> No.270400

IT'S OKAY, ALICE! I'LL BECOME STRONG AND HAPPY AND I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS! DON'T BE SAD!

>> No.270430

Maybe one day, we'll coexist in the same universe. Maybe then, we can finally be together ;_;

>> No.270450

>>270430
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>> No.270461

>>270430
Maybe, when the Large Hadron Collider is ready?
Never lose your hope Anon ;_;

>> No.270474

>>270461
Or maybe Gensokyo has its own version of a LHC? That's a possibility too ;_;

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>>270474

>> No.270491
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>>270474
They do.

>> No.270498

Somebody, save this thread. Screencap, please.

>> No.270496

>>270474
It's Yukari.

>> No.270518

>>270498
To save for the future generations to BAWWWW upon.

>> No.270522

>>270498
DO IT YOURSELF!

>> No.270529

DON'T WORRY, ALICE

BE HAPPY! AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY, I CAN BE TOO!

LOOK! I'M SMILING, RIGHT NOW!

*sob*

I'M... I'M STILL SMILING, ALICE. SMILE, TOO.

>> No.270559

>>270529
;___;

>> No.270554

>>270529
;---;

>> No.270567

(ﾉ;A;)ﾉ WHY YOU DO THIS?

>> No.270568

>>270490
The real truth is that our entire universe is contained within the Elemental Reactor. All human history has been guided to the activation of the LHC, which will power one of Marisa's Master Sparks before destroying our universe completely and creating a new one.

>> No.270574

Remember where we meet when LHC creates a portal to Gensokyo.

At Alice's house.

It was discussed earlier.

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270580

I would love Alice forever. ;_;

>> No.270592

>>270574
So... is everyone going to fight to see who ends up with Alice?

>> No.270598

We're such a bunch of masochists.

>> No.270606

>>270592
I'm arming myself. I'll be ready for you bastards. NOBODY is taking MAI WAIFU away from me!

>> No.270611

>>270574
Assuming we survive the youkai in the forest.

>> No.270609

>>270592
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLL

>> No.270620

>>270611
Strength in numbers.

>> No.270628

>>270620
Everyone will kill themselves to see who will get Alice.

>> No.270634

>>270628
And we'll call it... the Alice Game.

>> No.270632

>>270592
No we decided to meet up there. Then we go and make a village some other place.

>> No.270633

>>270628
Weeding out the weak I suppose?

>> No.270642

>>270634
FUCK YES!

>> No.270651

>>270642
>>270638

In the end, we're all just her dolls.

>> No.270638

>>270634
HAHA OH WOW
I fucking loled.

>> No.270652

>>270620
Yeah, strength in numbers. I'll be discreetly pushing anons into deathtraps and then finish off whoever's left when we get within sight of Alice's house.

>> No.270660

Um, it is possible that everyone could have like, their own "copy" of Gensokyo. So no BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!

>> No.270664
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270664

>>270634

>> No.270686

>>270664
Eh on second thought, a Patchy is fine too.

>> No.270697

God damn, this is an awesome thread.

>> No.270726

This thread went from massive collective BAWWWWWWWWW to FUCKWIN AWESOME!

>> No.270744

>>270660
Sadly, you're wrong. I know since I'm from the future where Anon and Alice finally met. Long story short, Marisa > Anon in pretty much every single way.

>> No.270751

>>270744
God damn cheating magicians

>> No.270755
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270755

>>270744

>> No.270759
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>>270744
USODA!

>> No.270774

>>270744
ANONYMOUUUUUUUS!

WHY MUST YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE AND CHERISH?! ;____;

>> No.270778

>>270744
We shall prevail over the Master Spark.

>> No.270793

>>270744
I would then train every day to overcome the witch bitch.

>> No.270795

>>270778
The beam is so wide she'd kill us all with one bomb.

Hell, she wouldn't even need a bomb, we can't even fly or do danmaku.

>> No.270805

>>270795
Fuck that, that's why I'd bring a god damn assault rifle.

>> No.270818
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270818

>>270778
>>270793
>>270795
>>270805

>> No.270820

>>270805
THIS
IS
MY
DANMAKU!

>> No.270824

>>270818
*graze graze graze graze graze graze graze graze graze graze*

etc.

>> No.270828

>>270820
Grazed ;_;

>> No.270830

>>270795
We'll punch a hole through it then.
We may be ronery. We may be weak, we may be fat. BUT NOBODY STANDS IN THE WAY BETWEEN US AND OUR WAIFUS.

>> No.270832

>>270795
Just pay the shrine maiden to do it.

>> No.270836

>>270830
Life was lost

>> No.270840
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270840

>>270778
>>270793
>>270795
>>270805

>> No.270845

>>270818
>>270795
>>270744
Suddenly...

*kamina glasses come on*

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Anonymous then punches a hole directly through the fucking beam, and then proceeds to beat the shit out of the witch.

>> No.270846

>>270836
In fact, all life was lost. The Master Spark is pretty much unblockable and undodgable.

>> No.270855

Well, if we assume that we can now travel to any fictional universe we wanted via the LHC, I would first get a Gurren Lagann, use it to rip through time and space to enter Gensokyo, and proceed to kill anyone who gets in my way with my god-hax mecha.

>> No.270857
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>>270824
>>270830
>>270845

>> No.270865
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>>270836

>> No.270878

>>270857
Yeah...we're fucked.

gun > grazing and danmaku

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>>270878
Who needs danmaku when you can unleash an Itano Circus!

>> No.270907

Science > Bullets that move at 8 miles an hour.

>> No.270914

How did this thread go from "Bad End" to "Science!" ?

>> No.270917

>>270914
Who knows. All I know is that this shit needs to be archived.

>> No.270974

>>270651
So, we're going to fight to be the strongest of her dolls?

Then >>270634 is especially apt.

>> No.270981

>>270974
Indeed.

Anonymous are training and doing their best. Please wait!

>> No.270987

>>270744
I don't believe in destiny.
FATE CAN BE CHANGED
WITH WIND BLOWING ON MY FACE
I WILL FACE TOWARDS TOMORROW
AND MAKE MY OWN PATH WITH MY OWN HANDS

>> No.270992

>>270981 Please wait warmly!

>> No.271016

If Marisa tried to get in my way, I'd steal her precious thing.

And by that I mean I'd punch right through her fucking chest and tear her heart out.

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>>271016
RIP AND TEAR

>> No.272031
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272031

I'm so sad!

>> No.272045
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>> No.272058
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SOMETIMES
ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE, AND TO LOVE YOU
ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE, YES, TO LOVE YOU
ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREEEEEEEEEEEEATHE

>> No.272060

Is it archived yet?

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>>272060
I hope

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