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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Kiaracraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot bucket of chicken, or hot yagoo burger. I got two drumsticks right here freshly baked. Let me take a bite, ah that's some good meat!
>HoloToolshttps://hololive.jetri.co/>Playing multiple streams on Holotoolshttps://pastebin.com/B60jWLCz>Holo scheduleshttps://schedule.hololive.tv/>HoloStats:https://holo.poi.cat/youtube-stream>Playboard Superchat Trackerhttps://playboard.co/enEN>Calliopehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg>Kiarahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww>Ina'nishttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g>Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAgID>Iofihttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg>Risuhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw>Moonahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89DgCN (Overseas)>Artiahttps://space.bilibili.com/511613155/https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive>Civiahttps://space.bilibili.com/354411419/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjgCN (Occupied)>Yogirihttps://space.bilibili.com/427061218>Spadehttps://space.bilibili.com/456368455>Rosalynhttps://space.bilibili.com/511613157>Dorishttps://space.bilibili.com/511613156/
https://streamable.com/cj3uzt Dude Pancakes LMAOhttps://streamable.com/72kou1 Kani kani kani~https://streamable.com/qlz2en No fighting, bad!https://streamable.com/oe9vbh Never give up, Never surrender!https://streamable.com/e2v7mm no sunshine...https://streamable.com/xmsxh1 You can go to bed,take it easyhttps://streamable.com/btp38i Drink of the intellectualshttps://streamable.com/vqaw4a Dango Dango Dango~https://youtu.be/MoNRQCcdToI Ina - I'm Horny!https://files.catbox.moe/kpur8h.mp4 This is baithttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1309632969531953152 Woomy~!https://pastebin.com/1xhLm4e8Added titles for no embed anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwd5v5s516Q
Elementary, my dearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HYTbLF_5eI
I fucking love cunny
Reminder Haachama is HoloEN!https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmA
Gura's pissy smell cuncun...
>>27048472Herr Anon, thats Anrufe....
Hollow Life
Just saw Gura’s stream Outlast. Her best stream yet
This pretty much confirms that they both wanted the hashtaghttps://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1310921555556278272?s=20
God I hate ritualposting
>>27048540That ass
Do you think Amelia will play any of the Stalker games? Since she's a fan of FPSes, I assume she might want to at least give them a try.
>>27048555I love fucking cunny
>>27048540>>Incoming streams!!!Watson, Gura, and Mori OVERCOOKED 2 collab 76 minutes https://youtu.be/_HYTbLF_5eI>>EN schedules!!!https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1310270487914713090https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1310608458664697861https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1310404225428455424>>For the JST in Gura's schedule, simply add 1 day to get the right time and date!!! Because the date in her JST schedule is too small!!!https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1310619084086706176
WE LOVE YOU KIARA! DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS!
https://youtu.be/X0_pC21OeRAI hope they will play this game, it's time to kill some mainland
The officall TakaMori ship has sailed!
I want Amelia to play Getting Over It if she hasn't yet. I know it's a meme game that's been done to death, but it would easily unleash and make her go full gremlin.I love angry raging Amelia
>>27048553Sounds like a ratsized dog barking.
Callicute
>>27048558Why would she act as if she can't speak English?
>>27048540
>>27048581Kira doesnt lurk here retard. She only lurk around /lgbt/
>>27048573Mori may be hopeless at being tsundere but she isn't hopeless enough to kill the hashtag thankfully
>>27048590is huke jealous?
>>27048496Really, it's the one thing I hate about cuckolds, I honestly don't want to judge anyone's fetishes, I'm a a degenerate into crazy stuff, but I hate that they pretend to be moralfags when they start fantasizing about boyfriends when they're nothing but a bunch of degenerates themselves. But it's fun when yuri stuff happens and they get out of the woods.
>>27048576Dumb frogposter
>>27048580>date in her JST schedule is too smallchumbuddies confirmed old blind men
>>27048590>two bottomsNot gonna make it.
>>27048558>>27048606Are we trap in a timeloop?
I want the EN girls to play Heroes of Might and Magic 3 together
We won TriChads. They know.
>>27048613What if she meant Civia's milk bags
>>27048496ok schizo
>>27048573Deadbeats on suicide watch again? Please be rational Deadbeats and don't do it! We all love you!
>>27048654>Heroes of Might and Magic 3Hey hey people
I think Amelia and Gura playing Portal 2 together could be fun.They are both kinda dumdum
>>27048581She doesn't lurk here. Schizos just tweet her screenshots of the shit we say.
>>27048626He's masturbating furiously
>watched the Odyssey archive in one sitting That was a fast hour and a half. Amelia just makes the time melt away.
>>27048573How do it?
>>27048664ogey
>>27048672Which one would be Atlus and which would be P-body?
>>27048558Haachama was the first ENigger to get a suspension and might be the first to graduate...
>>27048573haha i'll do literally anything for a red supa. anything. you guys like farts right? i'm working on a new scat themed hashtag :}
>>27048696big boobs must be so uncomfortable
Are we allowed to post independent vtubers? I think I'm in love with a crab.
>>27048696She also makes my heart melt. All it takes is seeing her smile or hearing her laugh and talk. I fucking love Amelia... it's like someone crafted the perfect gf for me.
>>27048696Why are you posting iM@S?
I really want to hug one of them bros. I really want one of them to hug me back.
Hololive Scotland when
>>27048573Well it was probably Kiara's idea, but obviously Mori agreed to it.
>>27048631I just wanted her to play Stalker.
>>27048491It's the ESL. She has some obnoxious inflections because of it.
>>27048741how do you know she's not amelia?
>>27048720I won't rest until every soulless bugman on this planet is dead if they force out Haato.
>GurAme and InAme both feel more genuine than TakaMori after just one cute Live2D interactionHow does the trinity do it?
>>27048573Cute tsundere reaper.
>>27048558are you gonna just conveniently forget all the other times Haato has had a collab with better english speakers where she comes off as a bumbling retard?
So at this point it's obvious that Amelia is seducing all the other girls except for chicken right? We know that Ina and Gura are definitely into her, and thanks to her "my girlfriend's wife" comment we can assert that there is some involvement between her and Mori as well. The fact that Mori seems unhappy with chicken does give some credence to this theory in my opinion.
>just woke up>just saw Ame actually did stream Mario Odyssey>at fucking 3am here as a guerilla stream I think being an Amefag is suffering.
>>27048774Because it's Meguru you fucking retard.God Bless America.
>Gura and Amelia now joining Coco & Haachama in purgatoryWhen will it end?
Reminder that Gura peed herself at the end of her stream when she got spooked too hard. You can even hear her get some tissue to wipe her cunny soon after.
>>27048780Honestly? It feels that no matter what anyone says or does, you can't stop the yuri train.
>>27048801all blondes look the same
>>27048732No, the thread is "Hololive Global" dumbass.
>>27048576I'm going to tweet asking for game recommendations later. You can try.
>>27048573>I guesshehehe HEHEHEHEHE
>>27048822No, you're just a blind nigger. Ame doesn't even have an ahoge.
Well they don't call it Homolive for nothing I guess
Are all of the myth tubers burgerfags? 2nd gen EU?
>>27048600fuck outta /ame/ nigger nobody cares
Is she Aqua tier in boob size?
>>27048839are you ok, Anon?
>>27048709brrap
>>27048626Probably not. He probably encourages it.
>>27048811That's what she gets for being a smug brat.
>>27048848lurk more
When's ame's osu stream?t. membershiplet
I kind of want to watch Amelia but I have no interest in fps especially and a lot of other games she streams, I like her but not as much to watch anything she streams regardless like I do with Ina
>>27048780You ever think that there is more to your life than falseflagging and flamewaring on 4chan?
Who are the PekoMiko of EN?
>>27048732>>>/vyt/
>>27048830Thanks, Amelia.
>>27048811what is it with sharkfags and talking about piss, this's happened a few times now
>>27048811https://files.catbox.moe/katy6h.webmproof of loli peeing
>>27048811A little bit louder for the niggers still hiding in the closet:GAWR GURA, THE RISING STAR OF HOLOLIVE EN'S FIRST GENERATION, GOT SO SCARED WHILE PLAYING OUTLAST THAT SHE PEEPEED HERSELF ON STREAM AND HAD TO EMERGENCY END THE STREAM TO CLEAN UP
I was wondering for any long time HoloLive fans; how much influence does the talent have over their character designs?At the very least the impression I got from listening to some of the other girls is that they can choose their own names so I assume they give the artists a rough outline of their character to build on.
>>27048747Not before a proper Geordie.
LGBTQ+ community is really happy that we have a representative on hololive. congratulations to Mori and Kiara
Takamori>Is nothing but a sorting option.>most arts maybe majority of their individual hastags are couple art.>just like amelia and ina sorting out lewd art.Non-yuri bait but people are buying it. Sad
>>27048657Shipping is lame and almost certainly will attract the wrong kinds of people.
>>27048877ligma. so far they all stream burger hours mostly
>>27048914So no proof?
>>27048871Huke your chat reps...
>>27048871what is this vocab
>>27048923nicu anon
>>27048782Does Mori-flavored soda taste that good?
>>27048871holy based
>Emergency meetingI guess i'll download Ina archive before shit happen
>>27048796I wouldn't call that suffering unless you wanted to supacha at her for some attention, just watch her later and be glad she went for a redemption stream after the technical difficulties from the first time.Amelia is clearly making a effort and it's quite nice to see.
>>27048950listen to it, you can even hear the tissue wiping
>>27048939It's ok, there's always the most based Holy Trinity delivering the yuri.
>>27048871"Based"
>>27048811>>27048914I can't hear it
>>27048914Not so smug anymore
>>27048917god i wish she would've peepeed into my mouth instead haha
Hey are we still posting wild narratives here?
>>27048747When Thatcher's deed.
Use it wisely.
>>27048573>>27048748it was entirely kiaras idea she was talking about it in her last stream mori is probably just being nice
>>27048974Sure buddy
>>27048914>>27048811Her daddy should have taught her to use a man's mouth and tongue instead of rough tissues.
>>27048970?
>>27048966I wonder what cute girl lich pee tastes like
>>27048573>Kiara jokes about hiding in the closet>didn't realize that was a gay joke.God this bird is dumb. I love her.
>>27048974brap analyst anon, enhance
>>27048974No you can't
>>27048914WRONG, THIS SHARK IS DECEASED
>>27048995
>>27048871
>>27048950She was streaming for 3 hours without a break. That's only how long girls can hold it in.
>>27048918I assume at the very least the holomyth thing wasn't a coincidence, so they'd have had to fit that theme, but there's some leeway there. like Gura didn't have to be almost 10000 years old, but at least that part was to fit the theme
>>27048914> "Cunny needs a break."Ah, leaking confirmed.
>>27048911Pedos have some weird obsession with it, probably because they associate with toilet trainjng
>>27048871Best papa, no one can compete.
>>27048974Don't worry bro I hear it clearly, too. You can hear the soft rustle of tissue against fabric. God bless our little shark girl
>>27048995is there 1 free just woke up coupon?
Where is the moribrap anon to enhance the sound of gura's pee stream?
>>27048914wtf was that scream lmaoit sounded like those small dogs
>>27049062Sure thing, Ame.
>>27048946I think it genuinely bothers Mori, so I encourage it.
>>27048871>huke is worse than the SEAmonkeys in the JPs chat
>>27049062carry my babies Ame
>>27049060Hot.
>>27048626No, he recently received Kiara's hat and is now brimming with WOMAN POWER.
>>27048974https://files.catbox.moe/vngu87.mp4
>>27049062Nice lie Mrs. Watson!
What's with all the scat/piss pandering in HololiveEN lately?
>>27049059He got a lifetime ban
>https://youtu.be/MsY1eiZvrG8bros??????
>>27049060esl chama...
>>27049060Cute bird
>>27049043Really I thought they just mute the thing for a moment and piss while streaming, it's not like the viewers can see what is going on
>>27049060Kiara is fucking funny as hell.
>>27048974Absolute mental state of sharkfags.
>>27048971>just watch her laterBut I like to watch her live... This is the first stream I miss
>>27048950More proof:https://files.catbox.moe/t730r5.webm
Gura will sing old town road and crunchyroll on her stream. it will not be archived anyway
>>27049045I figure they brainstormed it a bit. Some of them might have had a idea of what they wanted to be and the others built around it. The theme is great so good work there.
>>27049153How can you deny it? It's fucking loud and clear.
>>27048871>this is the character designer of Steins;Gateholy shit
>>27049140>holoEN muting the mic to pisscome on, buddy. Thats just not how things are done here.
Is there something wrong with Gura's bladder? Why the fuck was she peeing on stream?
>>27048558no haachama is HoloDED
>>27049060what pun, I don't get it
Nice to know chickenshits are the new kenzokucultists but we're not even allowed to shit on her because of one discord tranny
>>27049156A lot of us missed it, luckily it was only an hour and a half, not much gameplay but some decent lore.
>>27048573What the fuck is wrong with people lol
>>27049188See a doctor immediately.
>>27048732Gura's sister is cute https://twitter.com/ArtemisVtuber/status/1310719115745570816?s=19
>>27049194She gets bullied by her housemates Amelia and Mori constantly, wouldn't be surprised if they refused to let her use the bathroom prior to her stream because they thought it would be funny
>>270491943 hours drinking without taking a break
>>27049060FUCK
>>27049194It's not uncommon to involuntarily pee when you experience a shock. She was playing a horror game for 3 hours, got jump scared and a bit just came out.
>>27049161fuck me, I thought it was bullshit, but I'm starting to be convinced
>>27048657I hate lesbian no matter what form they take
>>27048796that is what you get for putting your hopes on someone who gets her hardware for blowjobs on craigslist
>>27049190It all makes sense now.>>27049204She's gay.
>>27049221Mori will definitely sleep with him now. what a chad.
>>27049207Tentacultists are also suggested to be on their best behaviour or else they're discord trannies as well. It's a win-win.
>>27048657>>27048946>>27049069I choose to believe that these posts are all trying to maintain kayfabe and that you aren't all retarded newfags who've never encountered manufactured teetee before.
>>27049204She likes women.You may not have picked up on that, she's been rather subtle about it.
Gura hosting Dead by Daylight collab with her as the killer and the other four as the survivors
>>27048590I'm pretty sure "takamori" means something in japanese.>>27048923Very classy.
What really matters is where's the Gura pissing arts??? Is this because of the language barrier? But the knee knockout was hella fast.
>>27049237LEAVE NIJISANJI
>>27048355DESU both are shit
>>27048573No shit. They're a company they have to make it go through multiple people before approval. Who the fuck keeps falling for this shit
>>27049221there's no end to the spaghetti. It's the crowd they draw in.
I wish an english streamer played Siege 2bdesu
>>27049194>Stream for 3 hours.>Drink a lot.>Get frightened.>Let a little bit of pee out into her panties.>Grab a tissue and shove them down there to wipe.
>>27049244I enhanced the audio levels a bithttps://files.catbox.moe/i8lcp0.webm
>>27049221>I must defend my waifus purity against this fictional chickenDeadbeats, please.
>>27048992The only narrative currently ongoing is ‘Gura pissed herself at the end of the Outlast stream’ for some godless reason.
>>27049263It's the name of this nigga
>>27049286>narrative
>>27049247based
>cares about modern pokemon
Any funny clips in the last day? Just saw amelia ground pound and wanted to know if I missed anything else
>>27049244Hold up let me fold a tin hat for you, anon.
>>27049194>>27049231>>27049243>>27049277She didn't pissfags
>>27049262She's already doing a DbD collab with Ina later on in the week. Should be fun.
>>27049266It’s nowhere because it doesn’t exist.
is it possible to make non-cringe character design with heterochromia, has anyone done it?
All that worry and the lecture's been cancelled! At least I can watch the collab for an hour
>>27049262Wouldn't it be more thematically appropriate for Calli to be killer?
>>27049318She definitely did
Anyone have the timestamp of when Towa said something in Gura's chat last night?
>>27049286I think you mean the only narrative is that ‘Gura DIDN'T piss herself at the end of the Outlast stream’Because she did.
>>27049318Ogey.
>>27049286>narrative>literally audible as fuck that she wipes herself I don't even have a piss fetish but bro, she totally did pee.
>>27049221He's just a nice guy that doesn't get enough appreciation and is invisible to the opposite sex because they want bad boys.
>>27049325Takagaki Kaede...
>>27049325Roberu Yukoku
>>27049325I'm sure it can be done. As long as the eye color isn't overly saturated
>>27049221Thats me I was just letting Mori know some of us are on her side and think shipping is cringe
>>27049060orange acting kinda sus
>>27049325when whoever play the character ham it up before the act break
>>27049325
>>27049320I belieb
>>27049140>>27049191Diapers buddy.
If I told you in the past that Hololive EN would piss and shit on stream within the first few weeks, would you have believed me?
>>27049221I fucking hate deadbraps so much holy shit. They're all like this. Like that "light of my life" autism ritualposter faggot. What attracts these people?
>>27049360Do you have the timestamp?
>>27049325Marine looks perfectly fine.
>>27049302Yes, a narrative, just like how Mori totally really honest to god shat her drawers live and you could absolutely hear it.
>>27049161Where is the longer version?
>>27049325Sara
>>27049318As much as I want to deny it, it definitely sounded like she did.
>>27049221Nobody tell them about Mr K.
>>27049360please go finish jerking off before you post, pissfag
>>27049402You're deaf son
>it's PISS>it's NOT PISSwhy is it always a case of is vs is not with gura
>>27049374This is the kind of nigger I share my board with. Sad day.
>>27049325Houshou Marine. Everyone wants to fuck her.
So who will be the next HoloEn to piss, fart, or shit live on stream now that Mori and Shark have done it?I think it will be Amelia, but she'd probably do it on purpose.
>>27049276Siege is terrible for streaming.
>>27049221These are the same kinds of people who beg content creators to take breaks because spending 2 hours doing anything besides complaining on Twitter is just too hard
>>27049431they're bored
>>27049325As much as I'm not big on Luna's design overall, her heterochromia is relatively subtle and not too in your face.
We need the audio autist fags to properly go deep into the Gura piss case, like they did with Mori
HLGG LOOK OUT
Doesn't look like Iofi is gradulating. We're all good.
it was p
Why are Gura fans so unwilling to accept that she got scared enough to accidentally release a bit of pee?It's a normal human reaction even, she's hardly the first it happens to.
>>27049443Amelia uses gamer bottles while queuing
>>27049431>It's HER piss>It's not HER piss
Ahem, attention everyone, I have an announcement to make!*tips mic**mic feedback**inhales*I WANT TO FUCK MORI!!That is all. You may resume your thread.
>>27049429I admit my hearing isn’t the best, but heard absolutely none of the stuff pissfags go on about after the jump scare.
>>27049221Does Mori have the most autistic fanbase?
>>27049443It will be Amelias pets
>>27049259It's impossible to watch Hololive for more than a week and not realize that.
>>27049455NOOO DONT PISS ON ME
>>27049470>>27049464What time?
>>27049396I see too many pissposters.where the clips of the braapposters at?
guys is it HER piss?
>>27049470>not a Gura fan>trust me Gura fans????
>>27049204the closet is innuendo for being secretly gay. They come out of the closet when they admit it.
>>27049455the cutest shark
>>27049443>>27049472Tier 3 pee bottle filling ASMR soon.Followed by fart jars.
>>27049488Rushia...
Gura pissed on streamMori shat on streamAmelia will orgasm next stream
>>27049325Yeah.
Would you drink my fresh hot piss Chumbud?
>>27049475Calm down Kiara
Inb4 collab delayed because emergency meeting
>>27049475Go away, Kiara, dumb gay chicken
>"It's my safety circle, what are you gonna do about it huh?!">he instantly does something about it
>>270494913:01:52
>>27049470Normalfags maybe? They can't even handle a little bit of loli piss.
>>27049478>Most autistic fanbaseIf you look around, they are all fucking autistic. It's hard to compare themI do gotta say Chicken has probably the least autistic tho
>>27049325Ookini!
>>27049488>still 19k dailyso powerful
why is /hlgg/ so obsessed with pee, farts and shit? are you guys americans?
>>27049486Which is why I don't want them to be serious, but there are undoubtedly faggots who have been here less than a week.
>>27048774https://twitter.com/OrangeMaru_/status/1310912212735754241?s=20>八宮めぐるnow stop looking like an absolute retard
>>27049325luna
>>27049318It's OK dude, she didn't brap. It was cute and funny, not disgusting and kiked.
>Gura piss herself>emergency meeting because of itoh no no no no
>>27048600True
>>27049546My wife...
>>27049516What's this emergency meeting narrative?
>>27049511Yes.
>>27049470>Gura fans so unwilling to accept that she got scared enough to accidentally release a bit of pee?>Gura fansWe're literally the ones that started the narrative you retard
p
>>27049475Based
>>27049340>>27049358>>27049421>>27049555Get your hearing fixed because there isn't anything
>>27049488No.. NOT RUSHIA. NOT MY PERFECT NECROMANCER GF.If she ever catches me watching Gura she said she would kill the shark and then we could be together forever, just me and her..
ogey
>>27049488Rushia will be dead by the time this collab is overThen, the loli shark must overcome and defeat the child rapist
AAAAAAAAAAA PISSPISS PISS PISS SHARK PISS IN MY MOUTH
>>27049478Without a doubt.
>>27049488Lucia... Matuli...
>>27049573>We
>>27049508The chicken said she wanted to eat 2 chicken buckets during a stream. Puking stream incoming as well.
Time to settle this, chumbuds.http://poal.me/se4cdl
>>27049590Just wiping her hoodie because she totally spat her drink all over herself. Yeah.
>>27049508God I hope so. I would literally pay 100 dollars to hear an ASMR of Amelia masturbating to lewd art of Amelia on her bed.
>>27049571HoloJP do some emergency meeting right now, you can check subaru tweet, she cancel her stream because emergency meeting, aqua delay her stream
>>27049398The weeb shit.
>>27049475Keep it to yourself scatnigger.
>>27049325I have it and I want to kill myself every time I look in a mirror
>>27049617Her drink was out though. Did you watch the stream?
>>27049617She said minutes before that she ran out of water though
>>27049488Menhera on the menu
>>27049615So whats the name change with Gura?Mori got -braps, Gura needs one too
>>27049626Oh also Noel cancel her stream too right now, prepare for the worst
>>27049318sharkbro if you fight the meme it'll only grow strongerremember the deadbraps?
Gura will sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8
>>27049374ur mom gayur waifu gayur gayfaggot
Listen, we're not talking a puddle here. Just slightly damp sweat pants.
>>27049221Are they Canadian?
>>27049617anonchama... gura said she had nothing left to drink..what could she possibly wipe away with tissues that would sound like tissue on fabric wiping?You cannot explain it unless she wiped her panties cause she peed a bit.
>>27049670>we're not talking a puddle hereThe Lake of Gura
>>27049573Chumbuds are happy this happened. It was cute and funny. We're the ones that picked up on it.
>Bros, just admit that she didn't piss herselfhttps://files.catbox.moe/62xgda.webm
>>27049662I want her to sing this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOkQ6THDVw
>>27049516Iofi's stream seems to be going fine. (although I'm convinced zooming in that close violates several social distancing protocols)
>>27049325My gfl wife is cute
>>27049643>>27049646>Can't detect sarcasm.Do I have to add /s before my obvious joke?
I can't belive gura is a bed wetter
>>27049221legit cringe, but no kino
>>27049624Damn, I can't believe the other Teamates are this based
>>27049488Festival is looking at this chart and furiously masturbating at this very momentand that's why I love her
>>27048923Oh my.mp4
STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH BODILY FLUIDSGET HELPSEE A THERAPIST
>>27049721GIRLS WETTING THEMSELVES OUT OF FEAR IS HOT AS FUCK
>>27049610She can't out-eat Moona when it comes to fastfood.
>>27049488why did rushia double in total views this month
>>27049721I drank my gf's period and it was delicious.
>>27049694Miosha...
>mori braps on stream>Gura pisses herself and has to clean up>Ame leaks discord twiceAre all Holo gens like this?
>>27049516HoloEN's going to continue streaming as usual. Only two of them are in Japan anyway and rookie Holos don't really hold that much influence.
>>27049660>>27049571They're all being fired
>>27049744sexy girlfriend kissu ASMR video I guess
>>27049510DMC is the definition of cringe.
>>27049753not Ina!
>>27049478no
>>27049776hehe Gura will be "streaming" all right.
FBK is streaming and is not in a meeting.
>>27049453Once I get my fucking PC to boot I can take a look. Can't really say I ever saw myself using acoustic spectral analysis to determine if a live-streaming 2D internet shark loli pissed herself but here we are.
>>27049478You neurotypicals wouldn't understand.
>>27048573I don't really get the appeal of yuri
>>27049776>HoloEN's going to continue streaming as usualYeah I bet, especially Gura...
>>27049815what the fuck teamates
>>27049815Based and Lars pilled
>>27049776It'd honestly be kinda funny if EN is the only branch that survives and saves the rest of hololive.
>>27049806It both cringe and kino even more so in the later games
>>27049753You forgot Ina's UI leak.And yeah, this is nothing, Coco was epilating her pubes on stream with running commentary from Tamaki on the state of her vag and she didn't get in trouble for it. But then she gets busted for mentioning the Forbidden Zone so standards are all kinds of fucked.
>>27049626Watame also canceled her shit.
>>27049701Sarcasm literally does not work in textform.
>>27049833Sex is hot. Women are hot. Sex with two women is hotter. Dick get hard.
>>27048914>that screamHNNNNG MUST PROTECCBy the way, I think she's just wiping her sweat, the sound is too close to the mic. If she really suffers of panik attacks as it's being suspected she does, a jumpscare like that could really fire her adrenaline up. Either that or she knocked down some beer/water bottle.
>>27049815this attention whore wants to get on amelia's art slideshow so fucking bad. i believe amelia filtered him already though.
>>27049660>>27049516I bet it's cause all their streams had taiwan messages and such in the chat maybe they are discussing what to do to make this problem go away
>>27049815Reminds me of the old eating with your waifu pics /a/ had back in the day.
>>27049815SEAniggers at it again
>>27049799Maybe the talent is in full revolt. Would Cover fire them all? This is the real holocaust.
>>27049853No it's just 100% cringe.
>>27049859Different for Coco is this time it's the organ harvesting government that might get pissed, not some basement dwelling neckbeards.
>>27049626Aqua's live again.
>>27049833Woman good. 2 woman gooder.
When your idol does something like this, it's your job as a fan to meme it into something funny before others can meme it into something embarrassing. Chad chumbuddies spun the narrative that Gura pissing herself in fear is hot. Deadbeats unluckily didn't stand a chance against the turboautist who zoom enhanced the brap audio. It is what it is.
>>27049815>He''s going to do this everyday until Ame acknowledges his existence
>>27049815Why are Amefags like this
>>27049833It's cute, aeshtetically pleasing and emotionally involving. With vtubers is like watching male youtubers, but way cuter.
>brapfags and morifans upset at being forced to deal with them seize on gura pissing as the next big shitpost narrative>I was already a pissfag Winning
>>27049820Fubuki is China's most beloved, she's at the most risk but ironically the least likely to be let go.
>>27049878this
>>27048914I can't hear anything
>>27049878>the sound is too close to the micNormally I would agree, if we were talking about an adult size person.But Gura is a tiny loli, so her cunny would be a lot closer to the mic than for anyone else. That's why you can hear it well. Plus she didn't wipe her bare cuncun, it was the panties. The sound is 100% tissue on fabric, I'm an audio engineer and I can identify it clearly.
clearly, she spilled her booze on herself when she got scared and couldn't continue without it
>>27049806>>27049853>>27049918The term is camp you muppets.
>>27049929If she just replies to one with stop it, would he actually do it, or is even that enough attention to encourage him more?
>>27048787I want my Kiara, Mori, Ame NTR doujin asap
>>27049820Fubuki will probably end stream soon, I would bet
>>27049935I'm not even remotely a pissfag but a girl letting out some piss because she got scared is cute and funny. An old as fuck, fat, israeli jewish kike brapping into her mic for $5 is not cute and funny.
>>27049954>But Gura is a tiny loliShe is an adult and took cocks.
>>27048811Is this gonna be the new brapposting
Reminder:Mori=JewWatson=/ourgirl/
>>27049935>tfw not a pissfag but the thought of being able to scare a girl so much that she pees herself turns me onwe literally can't stop winning
The collab thumbnail is really cute.
How long until Amelia accidentally shows her browser with ten porn tabs open?
>>27049976You can never really with these kinds of people.
https://files.catbox.moe/zhgujb.mp3I am YEARNING for a full of this
>>27049976nah, don't underestimate the level some of these people are deranged. Best move is to just not give them any attention. It's what they crave and giving them some will just encourage them further when they get the itch.
>>27049815Jesus mother fucking christ.
>>27049878It's a generic rustling sound, it could be a bunch of things. The piss narrative is mostly harmless though so whatever.
>>27049939>All FBK's Minecraft digging streams have just been training for when she finally digs her way to China and ferrys dissenters to freedom through her expertly constructed network of tunnels.Truely Shawshank levels of kino from the memefox.
>>27050015We don't even know what HER look like Anon
>>27050015obviously a lie
>>27049928On a grossness scale, farts are way worse than pee.
>>27050038>"accidentally"
>left in extremely hot car>got finger cut off>cracked open skull>sniffing gasoline>cooking skill is 5/100>makes tea with socksI understand Amelias 1 INT.
>>27049269Never noda.
>>27050049It just the ingames sounds
>>27048546Slimetuber-tier post
>>27050059I mean, she's definitely at least 21, even if she's a womanlet.
>>27050038>accidentallyNever gonna happen 'accidentally'
>>27050038Only ten?
>>27050038And they're all of herself?
>>27049478Shark does.
i want to lick amelia's armpitsthat is all
>>27050058Please do not leak the schematic information on Operation Foxhole, thank you.
>>27050064Girl pee is delicious and smells like heaven.
>>27050088Anon understand she went mad along time ago
>>27050064This. I'm a normal well adjusted man and while I would definitely lick Gura clean after her pee accident I want nothing to do with braps, that's nasty.
>>27050091All her items went up in smoke
>>27050088What's wrong with pantyhose tea anon?
you only really doxxed Kiara, for the others you only found another one of their personas much like the one they have now in hololive
>>27048927kill yourself, nigger
Artia twitch stream suicide when?
>>27049815So this is an investigator
>>27050038>Kiara's browser is nothing but tabs titled 'Gay sex with hats on'
>>27050137Is Mori even acting?
>>27050137ogey
>>27050088Don't forget that she ate sand as a kid
>>27048914Wait how would that be proof of piss if it's that close to the mic? It seems more likely that she spilled water on herself now.
>>27050137your doxxreps, anonchama
How often do the girls shower?This is important intel.
>>27050137how new
>>27050179it can't be a drink because she said she ran out of water
Mori:>farts on stream but then splices it out later so her fans can't enjoy it anymoreGura:>live leaks and lets all her chumbuddies experience it as often as they want
>>27050097>at least 21How so?
>>27050179>It seems more likely that she spilled waterIf it's HER I'd think it was even less likely she was drinking 'water'
>>27050137>K*******e was active in social media during a chicken streamI wonder really, sometimes is funny how these things go.
>>27050216>live leaks
>>27050108Look here faggot all we want to do is drink some salty loli piss.
>>27050039If they do Christmas karaoke streams (which I’m sure they will) surely she’d do this song.
>>27050210Now I'm even more confused. It can't be piss because the wiping sounds are way too clear assuming that she is sitting at a desk yet she also ran out of liquid. Maybe she spit on herself?
But who has the superior golden nectar: Amelia or Gura?
https://youtu.be/4QU7u-jXDxg?t=11832A kiss for you.
>>27049815SEA was a mistake
>>27050097Wrong, it depends on the state.https://www.alcoholproblemsandsolutions.org/under-age-drinking-laws-legal-in-most-states-in-us/
>>27050059>>27050097She's probably an Aoi Yuki type, which is pretty amazing.
>>27050245Amelia since she only drinks water and tea
>>27049935New narrative: Mori doesn't need to go to the bathroom because I exist.
The eternal reminder.
>>27049546based
>>27050193>Kiara Every day>GuraEvery other day>InaWhen she feels like it>AmeliaOnce every week as a rule>MoriEvery other day, but wafflestomps
>>27050245Do you even need to ask?
>>27050108Only because she has double the fans of the other girls individually.
What's with the thread quality plummeting again anyways. Did /vpol/fags come back here after getting tired of posting about china in /hlg/ ?
>>27050297>>Gura>Every other dayShe's a shark nigga
>>27050216Please understand Mori big pile of spaghetti.
>>27050271The fuck Aoi Yuuki? Why take a taxi they're needlessly expensive, Just use the metro like a normal person.
>>27050161>"How not to leak your desktop" search tabTruly one of us.
how many of you are actually watching all streams from beginning to end?i'm barely keeping up with them and that's when i've already cut down by quite a few when i've decided to give up on some beforehand.
>>27050244She bent over and the mic was close to her crotch.
>>27050322very likely
>>27050245Gura pissed herself by accident. Amelia would do it on purpose.
>>27050322there are no streams, anondead hours are shitposting hours
>>27050275what about that flat pepsi
>>27050324Ever watched Sponge Bob?
>>27050322Everyone left to go wat Subaru sing. There's only people who don't watch streams left.
>>27050324Baths != showers
>>27050322American hours are starting. You can feel that nosedive in quality across the site every day.
I fell asleep during gura stream cause >eurohow was it
>>27050360No
>>27050343It's an impossible task really, the backlog will just increase more and more.
>>27049928A girl peeing herself because she got a fright is cute to anyone, fetish or not. Get a grip.
>>27050343I usually watch all of Kiara but duck out depending on the quality of the superchats if it's a bunch of really dumb shit instead of regular dumb shit
>>27050368fresh loli pee/10
>>27050343I watch what I can catch and typically put on archives as background noise during dead hours when I have freetime. I still skip a fair bit because it's just not good background noise and I don't have unlimited time, but that's fine.
>>27050343ina streams are comfy so time flies by when i watch her streams.
>>27050193Gura bathes naked in pools with only her floaties, she smells like chlorine. Kiara said she washes her hair with gravy and likes to bring her laptop with her, so only baths. Ame is like Artia, never bathed once in her life but washes her clothes so it doesn't ruin her tea. Ina only washes she masturbates, so she's clean all day. Mori just locks the bathroom door and uses the handsoap and sink at her janitor gig to wash everyday and dries off under the blowdryer.
>>27050368it was fun, she peed herself a little
>>27050322It’s cuz burgertime is starting
>>27050368She unironically pissed herself.
>>27050343me, I'm a neet :)
>>27050343I watch my favorite girls religiously and then the others if they're on and I'm available, or vods I hear are particularily good.
>>27050343I only watch Ame, Ina, and Gura so it's easier to watch them all
>>27050343I haven't watched Mori's stream yesterday, because I fell asleep. I don't feel like going back, nihongo reps are uneventful.
>>27050245The whitest of them, probably gura
>>27050271>>27050245The one you can pick up and drink from the source are the best
but guys was it HER piss?
>>27050434I'll need to taste test to find out
>>27050343I will watch every kiara minecraft stream. Mori I don't know yet, maybe IF SHE PLAYED SOEM FUCKING VIDEOGAMES ALREADY
Is it possible for Gura to get to one million subs before Fubuki or Korone? Her growth is still insane.
So.. the chicken most likely used to visit here or 5ch. For some reason it doesn't surprise me, she probably started by searching how Pekora looks in real life or something like that.
>>27050137Where...
Do you fags never get tired of shitposting about scat and piss and farts?
>>27050364>>27050354Hopefully you're right and it gets a bit better during the collab. Guess it's best to just bail after that though.
>>27049859UI leak?
>>27050343For me if they get on backlog for more than a few days I'm never gonna watch them.You gotta commit to watching them while you're waiting for a stream or right after a stream. I love you guys but it's almost getting impossible to keep up with everything. Sorry archivebros... abayo...
>>27050332>Famous>Wearing a really nice expensive-looking kimono>Taking the fucking subwayTokyo subways might be the cleanest in the world, still not fucking worth it. Also she's an A-list VA, she can afford it.
>>27050297>wafflestompsreally wish i didn't look this up
>>27050460Don't lump pee in with that.
>>27050353Hey now her kink is feet not piss.
>>27050368Very cute and high intensity squeaks/10
>>27050473same,oh man...
>>27050447what are you saying anon she played Mad Da-THANK YOU FOR THE AKASUPA!
>>27050450yes, because everyone keeps getting proven wrong
>>27050368missed good threads and a stream.
>>27050452no she doesn't visit what happened was a schizo shared posts from here on twitter it's big difference. Mori though she shouted out 4chan in a rap so she did at one point
>>27049487>he doesn't want the loli shark to pee on himplebian.
>>27050322If you think this is bad you should've been here yesterday. This is civil and eloquent in comparison.
>>27050343I'm a NEET and even I find it hard to keep up with 2 or 3, maybe I'm just too casual yet.
>>27050472Last I heard Seiyuu get paid as much as Salarymen, they just have a bit more fame than the average 9 - 1 Tanaka-san that know and love them
>>27050452I wouldn’t be surprised. In a roommate interview years she talked about how she would cry after egosearching and reading the worst stuff.
>>27050271>1,45mLiving onahole.
>>27050271>There are 1,864 pandas recorded living in the wild>There is only 1 Aoi Yuki recorded living in the wildYet only one of these groups has a dedicated breeding program.Doesn't that feel wrong to anyone else?
>>27050452Nah, she only saw what some schizo screenshot from these threads and send to her twitter
>>27050343I always watch Ina from beginning till the end, Amelia sometimes, too. Can't handle other's streams tho.
>>27050088Despite all this she still managed to pull off New Jersey. She can be clever when she wants to.
Who else woke up early to watch the collab live?
>>27050368what asanagi drew her already?
>>27050443You can also test the alcohol content if it over 40% its her.
>>27050322It isn't? It's been shitty all day.
>>27050271You just KNOW
https://youtu.be/_HYTbLF_5eIAre you guys ready for drunk aunt, caffeine-boosted gremlin, and sleep-deprived HER in 18 minutes?
Nijisanji EN when?
>>27050343>>27050520Just look through the timestamps then
>>27049475What the fuck is it with americans and tipping culture
>>27050271>doesn't even have to duck to get into the taxiI M A G I N E
>>27050560That was luck Anon, she's maxed luck stattfw she said luck 100 instead of luck 10 or luck 18
>>27050343i started to watch celebrity among us streams alot more than i expected. sorry bros
>>27050563Nah, euro here enjoying the only stream of the day
>>27050271>>27050535>145cm
>>27050223How is that possible? Were we all wrong?
>>27050518this
>>27050527Maybe ones starting out, unlikely for the big-name ones.
>>27050592Didn't that already happen before HoloEN.....
>>27050563It's at 4pm here.I missed like 4 streams while I was asleep.
>>27050343The only one I'm actually keeping up with is Amelia, the rest are clip fodder
>>27050450After the Karaoke stream she'll grow at double speed but Fubuki will still be faster. Korone on the other hand might really get chummed.
>>27050583Watson sleeps in the middle of the day like a bat, she's probably fine right now but getting a bit tired
>>27050603The pause before Vietnam made it obvious it was intentional.
>>27050568*bargain brand not!Asanagi.
>>27049307The fuck is Sword and Shield EX? Are they doing an upgraded version after all?
>>27050617Some just found that there's a bunch of weeb Austrian girls that there were huge fans of that idol for making into the industry at the time, for example.Who knows now.
>>27050518Must've been when i went asleep then cause I don't remember anything being too bad. Gonna have to do my archive reps.
>>27050343I’ll go out of my way to catch Ina streams. I watch all of Ame’s streams too. Gura I try to but her streams are at bad times for me. I’ll watch Kiara in the background when working on stuff since she streams at dead times a lot. Never seen a single Calli stream.
>>27050592A few months ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6bzAE0TRcs
>>27050617Always was.
>>27050668No just DLC
>>27050699Noor's pretty cool.
>>27050699Poor fuckers. Nijisanji must be seething hard right now that they didn't do Nijisanji EN properly.
>>27050650? what? where?
>>27050343Mori is my oshi, so I watch all of her stuff. Also Ina, because listening to her talk about anything is bliss.For everyone else, it depends. Sometimes I won't watch, sometimes I would, and sometimes I'll just jump through the highlights.
>>27050622Even if you’re big name you don’t get paid that well unless you’ve been the business for a long time. A lot of popular ones who have been in the business for 3-4 years still work part time jobs to cover bills.
salman
>>27050597But wouldn't I miss on the cool stuff like the supposed braap? you guys even seem to know who the people behind the holos are already holy shit.
>>27050450It's hard to tell right now because the chinkening hasn't stopped for FBK and Koro-san, but if she keeps this growth she'll be there in less than two months.
Don't ruin this stream DEADBRAPS
>37k watching AquaChums...we're losing...
>>27050745When she was listing out the countries after she said the T word and before she said Vietnam there was a very noticeable pause where you could tell she was scrambling to cover herself.
>>27050744No really, they basically outsourced to India. Why would you do that?
>>27050668It's a package version that includes the DLC.
>>27050797shark had like 48k viewers yesterday
>>27050765Based
Isn't it really late for burgers? How are they streaming if they are all americans?
>>27050765salma hayek
>That lamp part in the beginning of Amelia's stream where she kept finding more laterns OTHER than the one that chat keeps telling her to go toHoly shit I am laffin
>>27050838It's 10AM in the only part of America that matters.
>>27050343I'm a neet and I've been watching most of the five, but if I miss one I don't even bother. You'll end up picking a favorite and skimming content of the others you like.Kiara is my chosen one so I'll watch everything she has.
>>27050838It’s 7am, and Calli lives in Japan.
>>27050662>>27050662Ah yeah that guy that got so sick of Asanagi doing the same shit that he took it upon himself to do something different with his art.
This is cute.
>>27050765salman goes in stomak
>>27050838Yeah, 8 am is really late.
>>27050785>need to take a dump>if i go now i'll almost certainly miss the start of the stream>if i don't go i'll need to hold it in for god knows how longbeing a deadbeat is suffering
>>27050838Anonchama... your time zone reps
>>27050343Like everyone said, I watch everything of my favorite ones and if I lose the others, whatever.Bit sad because I like both Amelia and Ina, but I MUST watch everything from Shark
>>27050870Great Value Asanagi.
>>27050797We had 40k+ yesterday schizo-kun
>>27050872Guess the moving in together rumors were true?
>>27050797I'm just waiting for the collab to start I swear.
>>27050343I've been doing my best to carve out time to catch all of Ina's streams live and have managed to do it so far. I try to do the same with Ame, but I'll go back and watch all of her archives whenever I miss them.I try to keep up with Mori and Kiara, but their times tend to be awkward for me. Gura's the only one I don't really care for watching, and anything interesting from her usually just gets clipped anyway.
>>27050862>>27050872
>>27050343I watch my girl Mori every time, I have all of Inas vids on backlog cause its useful for comf art sessions, and I'll try watch every shark stream cause shes a little shitposter who barely streamsAme guerillas too much, and has long ass streams so unless shes your main girl its impossible with her. Kiara is alright but also too long.
>>27050598As urbanization progressed in the US, more and more uneducated, untrained young people were driven out of the countryside and into cities for want of work. There was a glut of labour in the bottom rungs of society and not enough money to go around, so tipping just kind of emerged organically as a way that well to do customers expressed gratitude to low-level service industry workers that everyone tacitly understood weren`t making enough off of their salary to survive. Its persisted because the US economy remains in a state where many low-level service positions barely make a profit because they have to keep prices so low to remain competitive (especially against bigger congolmerates that can afford to operate at a loss to undercut smaller local businesses). Pizza delivery, for example, is a position that`s commonly tipped because the delivery boy has to provide and cover the expenses for their delivery vehicle themselves--it`s not provided or covered by their store, and the store probably couldn't afford to cover those expenses and remain profitable. The 'tip' is the customer's way of helping to cover the cost of gas and maintenance for delivery.
>>27050872Mori is very cute indeed
>>27050838Do Europeans really?
>>27050838It's around 9:50 EST here don't know about the rest of the country though
>>27050878Reminder: there were people in this thread who legitimately believed Gura couldn't spell
Idols do not pee. Peefags btfo
>>27050914Kiara said they're moving closer together, but Mori's member stream made it clear that they're not moving in together.
>>27050911Plus another 20k watching ina (any guesses how many were watching both?)
>>27050931You make it sound so shitty and depressing
You can't claim to love Gura but simultaneously be unwilling to drink her sharkloli nectar You gotta pick one, chumbuddies...
>>27050952She's a shark not an idol
>>27050952I want to watch Gura's stream!
>>27050952The good ones do.
>>27050343I watch Ina's from beginning to end. Gura's from beginning to end (I prioritized Ina for the overlap but went back to Gura after). I basically watch random clips for Ame, I can't stomach her in one sitting for whatever reason. Don't really watch the JP Duo though. I don't like Kiara and even if I'm pretty much neutral about Mori she streams at an inconvenient time and I don't have enough interest to watch her vods.
>>27050862>>27050872Already putting my Ina reps into use, I wonder if it counts as a lewd tag for yuri porn
>>27050343I try to watch every Mori and Ina stream. As for the others it's only if i have the time otherwise I'll try to watch some of the vods.
>>27050931Yo what about them low level positions that don't get no tips, like walmart workers.
>>27050952Idols pee, they just dont poop
>>27050643Are you retarded? Korone's growing at twice FBK speed right now.
>>27050931Forced tipping is like the biggest sign that your version of "capitalism" isn't working.
>todays draw rep goal not meti-i'll make up for it with sleep reps. forgive me ina.
>>27050872I guess we now have a name>Trinity >TakaMori
>>27050838Ame said that she was just staying up since she has the sleep schedule befitting a Twitch gremlin anyway. Gura might just be waking up, though.
>>27050952Good thing they're only pretending to be idols and are all actually gremlins
>>27050952Then what have I been drinking all this time? Checkmate.
>>27050960Fuck I wish i could watch her member streams.Did she ever say when they'll go public?
>>27050765Piss flavored salman
>>27050948East coast is 3 hour ahead of the west coast. you should really know this
>>27051007sorry that was my pee bro
>>27050994
>>27050510She knows about /a/ Christmas to. She's a regular.
>>27050914Mori is moving somewhere 10 minutes walking distance from Kiara
>>27050931>Pizza delivery, for example, is a position that`s commonly tipped because the delivery boy has to provide and cover the expenses for their delivery vehicle themselves--it`s not provided or covered by their store, and the store probably couldn't afford to cover those expenses and remain profitable.I live in a fucking shithole of a country but sometimes I'm still glad I do not live in America. Fucking hell, some things there are just retarded over there.imo there's too many people in America, it creates automatic mental illness, almost every retarded internet trend starts from there. Not as much as China and India of course, but again check the "people" from these two countries. Too many people in one single place = mental illness.
>>27050990>forced
>>27050872How do you think Kiara feels about her reaper wife doing a collab without her but with Ame?
There is a distributor who is trying to impersonate COCO and incite Chinese people to kill COCO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG72kufEw1g
>>27051023AAAAAAAA NEGRO HOMBRE SALVAME!
>tfw won't be able to watch the karaoke stream because data still hasn't resetAny chumbuds plan to archive it on mega or something? I really don't want to go to my parents house to register the stream from their internet.
>>27050952They are not idols
>>27050986Are you telling me I was lied to? WOMEN ARE THE WORST.
>>27050967Because it is. The worst part is that raising the wages for these tipped positions would drive a lot--and I mean a lot-- of places out of business. In a lot of states, waiters/tresses have special exemptions to minimum wage laws, because restaurants literally can't afford to pay their staff minimum wage and rely on customers tipping to compensate.
>>27051017Why woud I care when I already live on the best coast?
>>27051018based
http://poal.me/lgyn61http://poal.me/lgyn61http://poal.me/lgyn61
Hewwwooo, I’m honestly disgusted after reading this thread.
>>27051018t. Gura or Mori
>>27051038There'll be plenty of people who record/download it. Question is if they'll upload it anywhere intact or piece it up.
Most girls laughed at me for wanting to drink their pee but im happy to see that im not alone
>>27050985When I was working as a cashier part time to pay for school my supervisors all worked 2nd jobs and between the two did something like 68-76 hours a week
>>27051044Minimum wage laws hurt the poor the most.
>>27051055Okay phonenigger
>>27050592Hana and her chad dad are a thing.
>>27051054I trust YO BOY Mori
>>27051029horny
>>27050343My stream priority = Mori > Gura >> Ina = Kiara > Ame > any japanese streams by the EN girls.Not that i dislike Ame, she's suprr cute, it's just that she mostly streams very boring games.
>>27051055lieswe all know you're horny as fuck
>>27049819Underrated
What with the /d/ fetishes everywhere, if she pissed herself you would hear something wet and not the sounds of wiping sweat from her armpit
>collab in 2 min>meh>Gura is there at 10amFUCK
>>27051055I agree, pissfags are disgusting. However, Gura peeing herself out of fear is hot as fuck.
>>27051055i don't blame you, phonefag
Trinitybros... why did Mori Brappiope have to ruin this collab, why couldn't it have been Ina..
>>27050757She's been big since 2011, she's probably doing well.
Just noticed while watching archives, why are they hiding the chats?
>>27051098Well that's her stream today, she'll rest
gura will be the designated agent of chaos, right?
>>27051097Not very subtle, armpitbro. You're on the same level with them.
>>27050034Anyone who reassures themselves in the voice of comicsans, probably just shouldn't.
>>27051028It's not actually forced, but there is a large social stigma and people who endorse giving low quality and actively malicious service to people who don't tip.
despite the many mori antis here i'm actually pretty excited for the collab. I get to see AmeGura again
>>27051105Stop using my girlfriend for tribalism
>>27051105Fuck off, tribalistic falseflagger.
>>27050985For things like waiters, tipping brings their hourly pay up to around the level of minimum wage to slightly better. Walmart just pays them minimum wage themselves. Tipping is just in a strange place because what once started as charity is now an expected part of the transaction.
>>27051111I just meant in general
>>27051033Chinks are so fucking insane and evil, it pisses me off that holofag consoomers are against putting pressure on Cover to not bow down to these yellow niggers just so that they don't feel inconvenienced for a moment.
>>27051073Very true, but such a thought is considered taboo here.
>>27051097You wouldn't hear it because it has to soak into her panties and pants first
>>27051115Taiwan number's minor than 2
>>27051105
>>27051103Dangerously based.
>>27051115chinks and anti-chinks
>>27050662>>27050870I really like it when copycat artists arise to make up for artists disappearing or getting routine.Still waiting on someone to take over the mantle of SHD. Any day now.
>>27051131Yeah, but it isn't forced. I can't afford to tip and I never have a problem even when I've seen the same deliveryman.
I fell asleep after shark's stream, what did I miss?
Yo hit me up with that cringekino.
>>27051115West Taiwan is angry, that's all
stream started lets go teamates
>>27050985Big companies like walmart or mcdonalds don't have this issue, because they're big and can distribute liability and financial risk across the country. Walmart is actually a unique case because they lose a lot of money on payroll for PR purposes. When it was growing as a brand, they did a lot of predatory shit to force local competition out of business, and hiring things like greeters that get paid comfortably to do nothing all day was their way of minimizing public backlash by creating jobs for the people they put out of business. If they reversed their stance on that, a lot of local governments would start cracking down on them, so they save money by wasting money on excess labour.
>>27051033>it's some guy putting on a really bad coco voicetaiwan really trying to turn this into an international incident
>>27051105Don't use my wife for your shitposting
>>27051123when HER awakens...yes
>>27050862lol
Collab's startinghttps://youtu.be/_HYTbLF_5eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HYTbLF_5eIget in
>>27050894update: I made it in time.
>>27051013Hasn't come up yet, though if they're not public by the end of the week, I might figure out how to archive it and post it here if you niggers promise to go watch the real one whenever it does show up.
>>27051097>not the sounds of wiping sweat from her armpitThat's also hot.
STREAM IS STARTING, BUCKLE UP BOIISSS
PLEASE STAND BY( Pissing yourself is useless <3 )
Don't ruin this DEADBRAPS.... I SWEAR
>>27051105https://streamable.com/ry0moo
:3 Reminder that Shaaak wants you to hydrate! We can't be chumbuddies if you're dead! :3333:33:3
1 free Kiara /u/ in the chat
>>27050990>capitalism doesn't work because people get paid differentlyDo europeons really?
What will go wrong this time
>>27051026Take your meds anon. Most of the US is empty space once you leave the coast.
>>27051164>Can't afford to tip.>Can afford fast food delivery though.
>>27051028>>27051131>>27051164Yeah, and the social ladder shit in china isn't forced either. But eventually you get fucked.
>>27050862>>27050872Please draw them scissoring there isn't enough lewd kiara.
>>27051207I had some cider before this I'll be fine
Pumped for partial Trinity kino with a tacked on third wheel retard?
>internet already shitting itselfI FUCKING HATE THESE HOURS
>>27051073Of course. It is just a feel good policy. Many businesses don't have the means to pay for it. For the one who can, they will reduce manpower and overwork the min wage employees
>>27051215Everything
>>27051207Thanks, forgot I had my water next to me. Time to drink up!
>>27051218>Most of the US is empty spaceYeah you're all together in the cities crazy crazy guys!
WHY IS WATSON FACING AWAY FROM MORI?????????
>>27050223>>27050721Why are her roommates interests (the exact same games, music, anime, movies etc.) be the same as her Kiara persona then?
AME AND GURA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>gura up this earlywill she be ok?
Nice latency
>>27048546This vtuber is FUCKED
TITTIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSTITTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEESSS
>>27051215Someone will say the T word.
So will Amelia finally snap this time and pit Mori in her place?
I've had this feeling since the their first few collabs but there's definitely something wrong with their discord server.They need to fucking fix it. Get in premium voip program or something
COAT IS OFF
Why cant I see amelia's mario stream?
Jesus christ how do brapfaggots deal with the weird fake voice and weeb shit? This is killing me already.
>>27051131This is why tipping happens (or doesn't) at the end. It's too late for them to spit in your food.
>>27051252No
ITS LAGGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27051190I appreciate that a lot anon, though i think i might feel kinda bad about watching them without her permission, idk.What streams did she do so far, was there any Soulsborne yet?
Why are Ame and Gura so close to each other.
>>27051026I thought tipping wasn't just an "american" thing? Its in Canada too. You usually tip for the service, whether its the delivery boy or the restaurant, but you dont have to if you dont like the service.
>playing on the laptopOh no why would you do this
>>27051252You're gonna see gura die midway
overcooked is a good game but I don't like watching other people play it
AME WHISPERING SWEAT NOTHINGS IN GURAS EAR
>>27051252Yes.
Ok, they just keep doing it.WHENTHEYDOFUCK
>>27051214When you have a third world country that is considered rich because 1% of the people have a lot of money something is wrong yeah.
cute and FUNNY
sleepy shark
>>27051023Is Ina making all of this? Are you Ina?
>>27051187ffs. holoen collab vs subaru song streamWHY MAKE ME PICK
SOUL
>>27049478Ame clearly does.
THE CRINGE IS ALREADY HERE YESSSSSSS
THE NEW HOLY TRINITY!
>>27051275they're afraid of mori
Man, I still can't get over what Artia did. I figured someone so obsessed with western twitch culture wouldn't be so susceptible to brainwashing but the more I dig the more likely it seems that she actually believes it.
S O U L
>>27051221>the social ladder shit in china isn't forced... It literally is.And absolutely no one cares that you don't tip, beyond talking shit about you behind your back.
>SOULoh no..
>>27051247
>all three already having fun and goofingconfirmed for bird being the sour apple
>>27048546Holy shit is that THE vtuber who beat Dark Souls?
>it's cucking time
gura ame so cuuuuuuuuuuute oh my gooood
FUCKKKK I COULDNT CAPTURE SHARK WINK IN TIME
>>27050343Mori's only desu
Mori has ruined the collab within 30 seconds.
WE'RE GONNA KEK
>>27051267That's her appeal anon, i love what an awkward chuuni she is.
>>27051297Are we Ina?
>>27051288AAAAAAHHHH
Mori looks like a teenage babysitter I've left with my two misbehaving daughters, and she's in over her head.
who's ready for TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES???
God this internet...
>Amelia's microphoneWatchama...
>>27051288>Hell yeah, motherfucker
Ame's audio...
Would you eat lettuce and tomato salad made by these three?
>>27051257and here I thought it was pikamee that Jerma hated
I went to sleep when Ame stopped streaming and woke up before she started againso in other words, I slept with Ame
>>27051334Am I Ina?
>>27051026Obsessed
Can Mori please stop that nonkino cringe gulp
>>27051322like mother and daughter.
Calli fix the mic quality you dumb bitch. When Kiara had Ame on to Help she sounded way more clear.
I am immediately overdosed on kino.
cucking adventure
>>27051293Our "poor" live like kings compared to you.
Man this is such an odd pairing
Why is Ame's mic so shit suddenly?
>>27050766>But wouldn't I miss on the cool stuff like the supposed braap? That was more of a thread thing than a stream thing. The clip itself is incredibly underwhelming but the threads blew it up into a huge deal. These threads are full of retards, shitposters and actual insane people but damn are they entertaining. Make of that what you will. You can probably get away with just reading the threads and only watching the girls you actually like. >You guys even seem to know who the people behind the holos are already holy shit.Literally day 1 for most of them. Don't ask who they are, lurk and eventually you'll learn more. People here talk about them pretty regularly.
>3 L2d at the same timeAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TASUKETE N****RMAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN THE SMOKE IS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>27051343>>27051347It's probably because of Mori's shitty connection
Just a reminder: Gura, Ame and Mori all have browsed 4chan before. The ought to let out the edgy memes
Not even a minute and this wine aunt already made me cringerino.
>>27051207>waterI only drink holotea, Reina. I refuse to hydrate
It wasn't the trinity effectIT WAS THE DUO EFFECT, GURA AND AME DUO.
Is it really too much to ask for management to setup a fucking teamspeak or mumble server for non-shitty voice chat during collabs?
>>27051356Yes, now marry me.
>>27051293You mean germany, or any other overregulated EU state?The average american household makes more than even an 80th percentile german household.
where's the other two?
GURA CANT READ THAT FAST MORI
DEAD SILENCE
Is Ame talking? It's not coming through...
CRINGEEEEEE
Mori you're supposed to skip...
>>27051337Christ, that fucking nailed it. It's great.
Can they please have someone listen to these things before streaming so they can fix the sound?
Mori getting her jokes sandbagged is the fucking best.
>>27051354Ame slept with your mom
What if the problem is that 5 people is too much for a collab unless you plan it out very strictly and three-four is perfect for improv?
yep, that's some 3 fps vtuber right there
>>27051354>slept with ameNo that was me
>>27051386They're too busy damage controlling for China
>that awkward silence
AHHHHHH THE LAG
>>27051247The smell is stinging her eyes
>>27051343she has a good mic, it's the low bitrate on mori's end, blame the internet.
>>27051348I'd eat Ames special lettuce if you catch my drift
Hey, uhhh, Mori can you please shut the fuck up?
Are they muted? Whats up with their mouths
>>27051386Yes.
A...
Mori's computer is dying?!
The delay...
>>27051334Inamelia would be a good combination. The perfect flatness of Ina complimented by Amelia's...smooth brain.
There was a story to this game?
What kind of pronunciation of "game" is that, Mori?
>it's cringeOH NO NO NO NO NO
Who thought it was a good idea for Calli to be the one streaming?
>Ame and gura mouth moving but no soundOH NO NO NO NO BRAPBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!
Holy shit Mori your connection I can't even hear Gura and Ame...
>>27051207Thanks family!:33333
I love Mori's "I hate it"s
Why is Mori so shit? She ruined the whole collab.
>You can hear Discord dyingJesus Christ they need better internet.
For fuck sakes
Guys how's the cringe to kino ratio so far?
>>27051343>>27051347>>27051379Don't forget the amazing trans-pacific latency like what happened with Ina and Kiara!
ohnonononono
discomfort intensifies
it looks like gura's talking, but we can't hear anything
oh fuck I think they're muted
I think Gura and Ame's trying to speak kek
I woke up early for thisfbk.jpeg
>can't watch the stream at work
>>27051386Don't think there's an easy fix. Gura as ame are in the US central/est. Mori is in japan ao there's going to be lag.
>>27050990Spotted the busboy.
>>27051273Both were just talking. The first was like a normal stream, but the second was super chill since chat wasn't moving too fast. She really relaxed, whether that was due to the smaller audience she is used to as devilbones or the alcohol helping. She was much more of a human and less of a entertainer.
>>27051414this doesn't fit my mori/calli bad narrative and therefore must be wrong
Morichama...
Nice "collab" Mori
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CRINGE AAAA THE CRINGE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Already a disaster
NOT LIKE THISSSSSS
>replace the third member of the trinity with the cringiest holo to ever exist>this happens
Mori making everything awkward for everyone else again.
>>27051279It's also in leafland and it's even worse here because there's no server wage. Service would have to be atrocious to not tip, most people just do it automatically. Plus the "standard" tipping percentage keeps going up over time. It's fucking bullshit. I got so fucking angry when I'd see retarded foreigners trying to tip in Japan, keep that dogshit culture away from other countries.
>>27051372Your poor also kill themselves all the time
>>27051379Morichama...>audio failsMORICHAMAAAA
gura and amelia are trolling mori?
SOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDDD
Calli....
>mori hosting collab>tech shitting the bedLike fucking pottery.
Japanese internet
>this fucking stream
>discord literally killing itself in the background
HUGE BRAIN
>Mori muted the other two girlsNARRATIVE FAGS GO GO GO
Good start
>Mori talking and then responding to herself>not realizing she disconnected for two minutes
HAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Would/ve been funnier if they were just ignoring her
>dohkoh dohkohUGGHHH
>already techinical difficultiesOh no no no no no
>cali lags out
MORI IS A SHARK BRAIN TOO!
Discordchama...
Mori won't ruin the collab, they said.
>mori's trash internet cuts out god damn it
>>2705146510000000000000000/1
Don't tell me Gura and Ame muted Mori themselves..
>Calli’s toaster internet can hardly host Gura and AmeliaThis is gonna be a ride.
Ina, taskute...
It's so cringe that I almost can't find the kino
>talking about herself so much she forgets about the surroundinghmmm
>we will never get to hear Ame and Gura's top notch commentary
this is too awkward...
>>27049488>Haachama will get SHARKED while she's defenselessHow do chumbuddies condone this?
This stream is a disaster.
>>27051475same...
Do they not test their setups before stream?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME FROM THE CRINGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27051492So poor that they mostly die from eating themselves sick.
why the fuck do they use discord
>mori in charge of discord calls
>poorfag laptop>poorfag connection>"let's have the collab on Mori's channel!"It's not looking good deadbros
Yep, Mori is the weak link in collabs confirmed.
>>27051444It's not smooth it has a giant hole in it, she's so dense spacetime collapses around her.
holoEN has gone 0 streams without technical difficulties.
I love how autistic Mori is
Mori shouldn't have hosted until she got a new computer and a new connection.
BEST COLLAB EVER POGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Actually, this is kind of funny
Overcooked is not a good collab gameProve me wrong.
>>27051463They're half a planet apart, discord sometimes struggles at that distance no matter what.
Narrative bros, they are intentionally leaving her out to have some Ame - Gura time
>gura wants verbally berated
>making Cali the hostW H Y
>mori just took that awkward silence and didnt realize it was technical difficultiesfucking kek
Duo trinity can't hear the non trinity
GURA WANTS TO BE VERBALLY ABUSED
GURA AND AMELIA FLIRTING
What a perfect fucking disaster
>>27051484>>27051486>>27051486To be fair it not a Mori stream without shit going wrong
>"Are you guys disconnected?">"No we're here, we're just choosing not to respond"It's time to taste her own medicine.
So this is the power of Japanese internetsugoi
>Only 19k viewers
calli managed to find a way to turn this three person collab into just an ina-gura collabwhat a hero
>gura wants to get ramsay'd by amecute
Gee sure glad they give money to a company so they get crossover streams all setup before starting.
I thought Japan was a first world country with internet?
Already the best collab.
NAN DAY
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27051337Oh god, the babysitter's locked in a different room from the kids!
>she's speedtestinglol
Mori is the queen of cringekino
SOUND KEEPS CUTTING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>mori saying nani with english accent
>Gura"Can you also verbally berate me? Like gordon ramsey">Amelia"If that's what you want" Why are they so kino together bros???
>>27051475Same here, bro. I just check the thread and watch everyone else having fun like a cuck...
>Will you also verbally berate me Ame?Gura knows Amelia's the best at hot scolding
Ame will verbally berate Gura because Gura wants her too, thats hot
holy shit im loving this...
>>27051568BY AMELIA
CRINGEKINO
I don't even know what's going on in the game.
Please be nice to Calli she's trying her best...
EVERYTHING IS FIRE
You could of said ass instead of butthole, mori. Why
>shark wants to be verbally berated by ameholy fuck
>>27051414I fucking love Whose Line is It Anyways and British comedy shows like Quiet Interesting and 8 out of 10 so I'm actually inclined to believe this.5 might be too much at least for amateurs, 3 everyone gets their natural turn to pitch in while too many people you have to keep in mind when to jump in too much
GURAME MUTED CANTALOUPPI
>>27051026>there's too many people in AmericaWhat the fuck are you talking about you absolute retard?
>gura demanding amelia speak to her like gordon ramsayDO IT
I wish I could mute Mori
Cringekino
>nandayySomeone teach this boomer proper pronounciation onegai
what if ame and gura are just pretending they can't hear her
Ina: I blame the cucumberMori: My butthole!
>>27051566Based on previous collabs can you blame her?
OH SHIT>TURBO MODE: ACTIVATEDOH SHITOH SHIT>TURBO MODE: ACTIVATEDOH SHITOH SHIT>TURBO MODE: ACTIVATEDOH SHITOH SHIT>TURBO MODE: ACTIVATEDOH SHIT
>Watson and Gura muted Moriheh
INA IS IN THE CHAT, I SAY AGAIN INA IS IN THE CHAT
Gura's hellos are so cute.
I'M CRINGINGSAVE ME BROS
YOU FUCKING DEADBRAPS REAPER
>>27051385The best duo.The cutest couple.Gold and silver.
>>27051543It’s free
>worst internet should host the collabIs this the fabled cringekino?
Yeah I'm thinkin I'm back to bed
>>27050343thanks for all the answers. for me it's like this:zatsudans and collabs are a must watch - all 5 have GREAT zatsudans and the collabs are fun despite them not really feeling natural around each other. zatsudans are to be listened to while doing other stuff, i just treat them like podcastsina is pure gold - everything she puts out is top tier streaming, if i can't make it i WILL watch the VOD asap, i've even rewatched some of the "older" streams (let's draw ame and cthulhu) because i wasn't paying close attention when i watched it live and it was totally worth it.gura and ame are mostly hit, they both have the ability to make the game their playing feel better than it is - but even i gotta say - ame's mosaic was garbage, her limbo was meh, and i'm currently slogging through gura's outlast, debating whether to skip it entirely even though she's great just because the game is shit.kiara and calli are mostly miss - kiara's 1st sm64 was nice but the rest were boring, her minecraft is a pleasant surprise if you've managed to not break your screen during the 1st hour, calli hasn't done anything good besides her zatsudans, but i'll wait for her to play games that are more her speed to judge.JP study or JP only streams are not for me, so i pass on them beforehand.
>Shark wants Amelia to berate her
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I hate her bros. I just want to hear Ame and Gura being cute and getting to know each other better. She's ruining this.
>>27051600shitposter unity
Please... Why did they choose Mori as host...
isn't mori streaming on a fucking laptop? why would they let her host?
>i eat plain lettuce by itselfAme please
>>27051576They could only do that if they weren't actually disconnected though.
>Ame eats lettuce straight from the bag
>Amelia just eats lettuce out of a bagWhat the fuck
>Amelia eats a big bag of lettuce by itself.Jesus christ woman.
Ame... don't expose all your poorfag ways.
>>27051600Collab with just the two of them when?
Do you guys think Gura is still wearing her pee stained clothes?
Sure glad to have this negative personality wet spongue instead of an actual streamer in this collab.
>missed Gura and Ame's commentary at the startfuck fuck fuck
>SHARK IS AN MSHARK IS AN M>SHARK IS AN MSHARK IS AN M>SHARK IS AN MSHARK IS AN M
>the audio went out right as gura was about to say somethingFIX THIS SHIT MORI YOU FUCK
>>27051591not speedtesting that's what her internet provider says she is paying for
Head of Lettuce eater.
can we call them trinity 2? this is pretty good
>>27051479That sounds really nice, I'm sad i can't currently afford to support her enough to watch it live.
I still can't tell if they can hear Calli or not and she's just playing along. This is terrible I love it
>>27051595Naneee?
>>27051623it's part of her charm lol
>>27051619Just because there are more crowded places than america doesn't mean he's wrong.
>>27051559I have a friend in SEA and I'm in America and we never have Discord problems. The problem is either internet or cover is retarded and the Discord server's region is set to NA instead of Japan.
you can actually tell that ames and guras voice quality goes way down at points because moris internet cant handle it
>>27051625>Ina is up but they choose Calli for the collab instead of her Why...?
Every new talent at holo should be given a "free" decent starter rig PC while they work there.
I.. actually eat lettuce out of the bag. It's fine. Fuck off.
>turbo mode, activated
>this audio cutting out consistently, including mid-ame's lettuce potato chip sphealIt's just not gonna work, is it lads?
>>27051640Chicken already said they're cycling between each member, taking turns.
>>27051595I love my dorky wife.
>>27051649Yes she only has a laptop
>Burned lettuce
>He's never burnt water whilst trying to boil it before
>>27051649Beats me, watson has an actual pc, she should of been the host.
So who is who? Did they explain?
can they hear mori yet?
>>27051625
>>27051387Can't. You gotta impress my Korean parents first.
>Mori ignoredNARRATIVEBROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>27051648THATS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27051655>>27051656>>27051658I like it better without dressing as well.Ame is based.
>>27051650It's actually good.
Are they ignoring Mori??
>>27051663Literally the dream right there
they should've just let someone else host thisMori's craptop is crying
>Gura and Ame were flirting the entire time that Mori was having a fucking technical issuethese two retards
>bag of chips>tomato>people still calling Amelia british
>Grilled Lettuce
>iceberg is good, it's crunchy waterShark is so good
crunchy water
I love this trainwreck of a collab. Mori has truly mastered her craft!
>>27051619how the fuck do so many people fit into bangladesh?
>Shark is a big Ramsay fanBASED
>iceberg is tasty, its crunchy waterI never thought about it that way before
>>27051724No one can hear her
>Welcome to Hololive, we're happy to have you on board!>Hm? You're streaming on a laptop from 2005? That should be fine, there's no need to provide you with equipment.
tasty crunchy water
>I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS PERFECLTY>Amelia: Blabla- ..... - alalala
>Go to sleep before Gura ends >Wake up and Gura is already up and streamingI feel ashamed
DONT EAT THE DOGFOOD AME
>even the stream is fucking lagging a bitMori is going to cry after this stream bros
Gura.... crunchy water?
>>27051739It's a running joke at this point anon
>>27051648The holy Duo is stronger than the Trinity
THIS STREAM IS CRINGEEEEE
Funny how the game has been running fine the whole time despite how laggy they are.
>here's your EU stream bro
save me... the cringe...
>>27051739I don’t think a single person is calling her British?
MY GF HAS 2 FPSfuck u callie
>>27051559My main group of friends have like 3 people in Australia, 1 in NA, and 2 in the eurozone. Issues only rise up due to someones internet shitting the bed.
>>27051649Why is it taking so long to set up her new rig?They all had like 2 weeks of superchats now, go buy a 3900XT and 3080 or 2080ti already.
>>27051650>>27051655>>27051656>>27051658>>27051661Wait you people don't?
>>27051239>Human beings congregating in cities.I THINK I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
>>27051648The lag makes it funnier
Based Ame
>discord robot voice
Tech support Ame lets fucking goooo
>getting told basic computer stuffoof
based tech support ame
>Real time Watson Tech SupportNice.
They are actually decent at this game....
>>27051751if it's fresh outta the fridge it's pretty refreshing.
based tech support
TECH SUPPORT TIME BROS
HOW DO I CHOP
Can cringe kill a person?
Does high priority for processes ever actually work? I've never really noticed a difference when I've tried it.
>EUfucks want a stream in their timezone>gets this clusterfuckMONKEY PAW
Mori...
Tech Support Amelia
>Tech support Ame timeoh god my dick
why does Mori throw in random japanese words
dead beats brapping now
>>27051729Are you a Koala?
>opening up task manager to prioritize CPU usage during the stream This is a beautiful trainwreck
>>27051776ive heard some japs think shes british still
TECH SUPPORT STREAM 2
Amelia indian technical support
Imagine Amelia nursing Gura while fingering her...
>Amelia " the tech support work never stops" Watson
Mori really is a boomer, goddamn.
I can't watch this
I love it
.....................
this audio quality is so 3rd worldish, I feel like i'm at home
Maybe any combination that doesn't Mori is good?
TECH WATSON SAVE USSSS
Who decided Calli should host this?
>>27051648I want to fuck them so hard
>they lost connection againpainkino
>Got it! What do you want me to do?I wish the collab was just Ame and Gura.
I HAVE BECOME A CRINGE ELEMENTAL
>>27049396No, I don't believe any schizo narratives.
Muted the two again...............................................
Oh my god this fucking laptop! HAHAHAHA
>another ame tech support streamdo japs live in the fucking 90s or something?
>>27051771T-thanks
All of these girls need a new computer, and Mori's internet needs a massive upgrade.
>Ame Gura talking but we can't hear them
How long until Mori's kuso laptop bursts into treats.
>We can't hear them but Mori canOh god
BOOMER REAPER
Just turn off l2d god fucking damn it
Does Amelia get paid for all the tech support by the way
>Amelia tasked with saving a teammate's techilliterate ass once againBeing amelia is pure suffering
FUCKING MORI KEEP IT SEKRET CLUB
>Amelia tricking Mori into combusting her computerbased
i wanted to hear gura and watson
Poor Mori...
>>27051782Anon, you retard, it takes like 2 months to see any money from youtube.
oh my god........
CHAOS
>>27051852they still use fax machines and stamps.
>Ame and Gura mouth are moving>no soundWE ARE MISSING OUT THEIR BANTER KINO.FUCKKKKKKK
>>27051771This is just jp hours. Although if they stream at this time for the euros that would make me happy since I can still watch it in EST
>>27051815She's literally you, you fucking weeaboo
Why can't we have Amelia and Gura hosting too, like the surgeon collab?This is painful.
>>27051782Pretty sure youtube pays out monthly, so I doubt they've gotten much of anything yet, especially considering the first few days weren't monetized
high priority won't do shit if the CPU itself is already garbage
LMAO
The chinese did it again.
I actually now believe Mori is living in Hell.
You can really tell she's a reaper because she's killing me with this stream.
I wish Mori will at least have some comforting braps after this..
Sorry Mori, your cringe level is too high, i can't watch this one
>>27051847Part of it kinda is.
SHE HATES IT
>>27051876Master manipulator.
>>27051831but it's cringe kino
J-Just let Amelia host
This is just going to be Kiara's FE3H stream all over again isn't it
>>27051771This is a JP stream.
I thought Japan had good internet
>this fucking streamWhy can't they all host and then I just choose perspective like trinity stream, I want Gura and Ame's not Mori.
>>27051761Ice?
>>27051782>2080ti
>>27051840I don't know how anyone thought this was a good idea.
Gura and Amelia look like they're having so much fun....
Mori needs help and this collab. She's been losing viewers. pls andstd
>you can see Gura talking constantly>in a stream where you can't hear herAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27051802WHAT IS A MAN BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF CRINGE?
Why does mori keep randomly using japanese phrases? Next thing you know she'll start referencing naruto.
WHY DON'T THEY TEST THIS SHIT BEFOREHAND
this is such a trainwreckMori why are you like this?
>>27051803for games i think it does nothing because windows game mode apparently sets it to high automatically
Oh God this is a disaster
KEK, we can only hear MORI NAOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAA AME AND GURA ARE PROBABLY KISSING RIGHT NOW AND WE CAN'T HEAR IT!
I'm suffering because of you Mori...
Watson please just host all collabs from now on...
>We can only hear the girl with the worst chemistryUgh.
So I couldn't watch any streams today but I just fixed my internet to watch my girl Mori! God I hope this is a good colab
>>27051852Yeah... I know a guy who works over there and his company still uses fax over using email.
>Holo EN>Stream without technical difficultiesStill waiting on it
holy shit, they should've played unrailed instead since that at least would've fit to the stream
FUCK YOU MORIFAGS GO HUFF BRAPS
>>27051879>>27051879>employees have to buy their own hardwarewhat does cover even do lmao
I wish we had multiple perspectives like with Surgeon Sim 2. Mori's shit computer and internet is ruining this.
>Collab.>Can't hear the two people I want to actually hear.Sigh.
Ah fuck is this some sort of curse?
we are missing out Amelia abusing Gura man....
Bros... I dunno if I can take this
Fucking MoriYou are robbing me of precious #Gurame time
Nice """""collab"""""
>CPU at 100%Oh god
This seems like such a wasted possibility. They're actually interacting and having fun, but Mori in 3 weeks just couldn't buy a couple of parts for a PC even after all that fucking supachat rain.Don't come tell me that "ohhhhh but she hasn't received it yet", come on man call a person or two what the fuck.
at least gura and ame seem to be having fun even if we can't hear them...
>CPU: 100%OH NO
>using shitcord for anything professionalThey brought thus upon themselves
>CPU 100%
>CPU 100%yabai
Who's Mori manager????
>audio cuts back in>ame and gura are ERPing with each other
>>27051815she's been living in japan for like four years and it's her character
Seriously, why do they never test this shit in advance? This is like performing a play without the dress rehearsal.
Reaper please just turn off the L2d holy smokes it's all dying.
I'M PUTTING THIS STREAM OUT OF ITS MISERY
>Gura and Amelia talking to each other>we can't hear themOh, I hate this.I hate you, Mori.Karen, why won't you speak to your manager?
I hope Mori gets her new PC soon bros..
Guys, I'm dying of terminal cringe. I can't do this.
>>27051927because streaming kills the computer and they might not want to do test streams?
Big ups to Overheating Laptop
Mori get your new fucking PC already
3rd world internet
>>27051803It's fixed a couple of the issues I've had with rtx voice before, but that's about it.
>CPU 100%Goddamn it Cover give her a new fucking computer you lazy fucks
>*gulp* we'll get it working everybody!Oh no she's already hitting the bottle...
Let me hear Gura's voice...
MORI IS GONNA CRY QUIT TALKING SHIT ANTIS.
Mori based tech illiterate boomerThis is more kino than the game
>CPU at 100%Mori...
Ame and gura are flirting and all we can hear is cringe kino.
>>27051904That actually does beg the question of why they didn't, since they had Ame hosting Kiara's collab.
This is a disaster!
> Amelia: Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete MoriPlease do.Remove Mori.
>Deadbeats will defend this as "cringekino"Sasuga retards, now give me my Ame Gura
>>27051957LMAO
>GURA AND AMELIA ARE TEASING EACH OTHER AND SLOPPY KISSING EACH OTHER AND HAVING SEX AND WE CAN'T HEAR THEMMORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Collab with a member of the JP duo>Everything goes to shit
I HATE IT !I HATE IT !
Can she just fart into the mic and end the stream already? Fuck i hate this kike.
>>27051815And she doesn't even pronounce them right, on purpose for some fucking reason.
>>27051927How do you test for 22k people watching your stream?
>>27051942
>>27051886
Is this trainwreck stream buffering for anyone else or is it just my browser being retarded?
I want to hear my DAUGHTER
have they never considered having multiple streams just like the holy trinity collab?this is painful to watch not gonna lie
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
>watching cringe Mori>instead of drunk PikameeYour loss, really
MORI YOU FUCKI JUST WANTED A NICE COLLAB STREAMI HOPE THAT FIRE YOUR POTATO MADE BURNS YOU ALIVE
This sucks, i want my ame or gura's povI don't give a fuck about brapper
Mori is actually going to cry on stream
CPU sama... onegai...
this is the stream I stayed up for...sasuga...
What the fuck is this lmfao
>>27051914Better than no rig at all if they can't get Ampere cards.
Why is everyone suddenly so mad at mori for everything? A few days ago the thread was mostly positive about her.
>Ame and Gura still working diligently in the kitchenMy daughterwife and her sister are so hardworking.
AME GURA LITERALLY SCISSORINGBROSSSSSSSSSS
>CPU 100%It's gonna explode isn't it
Why does this have to happen every stream?
why is Calli hosting anything on her craptop
My dick is erecting backwards in my thorax
>>27051918and it's a euro timezone stream too.cursed
Morichama....
>>27051923Imagine a Mexican native fell in love with American movies and moved to Hollywood, but that was ten years ago. Imagine the Spanglish she would speak on a daily basis.
SO CRINGESO KRINGEWHAT THE FUCK
AME AND GURA IS FLIRTING NON STOP BUT THEY ARE MUTED AAAAAAAAAAAA
Why the fuck did they pick the one with a laptop to host it?
This should've been another multistream
>can't hear Gura or Watson, only being able to see their mouths moving Is this how deaf people feel like?
>>27051948Japanese law states they don't have to pay their employees anything until the first month and a half.Fun stuff.
So uh, do we call this a collab or a Mori stream?
I;m feeling cucked man. GIVE ME AME AND GURA CONVERSATION
Reminder that Gura did not piss herself and anyone that thinks she did is disgusting and should die.
>Gura and Amelia AGAIN just play and talk with themselves while their coworkers have technical difficultiesthey really don't give a shit
Pain Peko...
>>27051958she's using laptop - can't really change the parts there
bye
>Ame and Gura are constantly talking>can't hear them
>>27051948prevent their talents from streaming
I TOLD YOU MORI GOING TO RUIN THE COLLAB
PEAK PERFORMANCE
>>27051970Holo kek
I thought Japanese internet speed is one of the fastest out there?
>>27052030its her turn to host
Oh god her connection is so bad, I believe in you mori!
Reaper was a fucking mistake. Naked dogeza when?
Ame + Gura confirmed for best combination, holy duo chads where we at
Ame and Gura just had 10+ mins of solid banter and all we heard was the brapkike. Kill me.
Imagine how stressed Mori must be right now. She's probably fucking dying inside.
>>27051969Thank you FBK.
WATCHING MORI'S HOUSE BURN DOWN ON STREAM DUE TO HER EXPLODING PC!
>>27052028None of the girls seemed to be prepared for streaming properly.
>>27052003Sometimes it does buffer, yea
>>27051914They aint gonna get a 30xx nvidia at a reasonable price until spring 21.
>>27052003same for me at times
>>27051883As a tech fag there's still plenty of uses with fax machines including avoiding red-tape. Stamps aren't needed for the most part due some automation.
she shouldve setup up her cpu to be 120%bigger numbers means more power right?
This an absolutely hilarious disaster. It fits Mori perfectly. How is it possible for a girl to be so cringey and cute.
>>27051819I don't like sour tasting anything.Didn't ame say even soda burns her throat, I'm sure it's a similar feeling.
Why would they make Calli host the stream? This woman uses a laptop with a intel integrated graphics card. Like what the fuck?????
Ohnononononono
>mic still openMORI NO!!
>>27051997Easily, youtube handles the 22kYou just need to be able to upload it while game is running with live2D and voice
>>27052003it's beyond fucked, anon
I can't believe I get to watch someone's laptop burst into flames live today.
Bros... I was joking about the trinity...
>>27051948Draw a badly tweened anime avatar and take 30% of your sueprchats after youtube took the first 30%.
>>27051984Why does it seem so often like audio and music producers are some of the most tech illiterate people out there? I thought working with DAWs and trackers required some decent computer familiarity.
All those akasupas and she still can't fix this.
>>27051997retardchama, that has absolutely nothing to do with mic issues.
I'm dying bros...
>>27051908Mori lives out in the sticks.
KNEEL
so this is the power.... of holoEN
Doesn't Mori literally live in Japan? Why can't she get assistance from Cover themselves?
>>27052028Nu computah too epxrensive, prease understandu
>mori
>>27051954Isn't that steaming hot?W-why is she serving me human skin coffee?I would drink it still, but it's gotta hurt
Remember when JP was impressed by how """high spec""" these girls are, but they can't even get 1 fucking collab working?
I'm on my no sleep high and this is the most times I've laughed this month.
This is an entertaining stream so far
>>27052070>DUE TO HER EXPLODING PC!You mean shit laptop?
How many more collabs is it going to take for Mori to learn you think?Her PC could't even handle 1 extra model during the chatting streams she did, of course it's going to die with 2 and an actual game running.
Don't worry guys I can read lips and I can tell that right now Ame and Gura are talking about all the hot sex they will have.
This shitshow is so fucking delicious to watch
>>27051927They did. they did the tutorial before starting the stream
>>27051965Would be worth it. Even better if Ame is actually doing the Gordon Ramsey accent.
They might be talking about Gura's piss wet panties rn and we canae hear it!
>>27052023Mori antis.
always technical difficulties on holoen
>>27052044I mean usually when you need stuff to work, it's given to you by the company. When I started my office job, I got a laptop. The minimum would be to give the streamers a decent laptop and mic.
>>27051965>call cuts in>"---take it, Gura">"aww no I can't it's too much, please Ame--">call cuts out
They would unironically be better off using whatsapp or Skype than using shitcord
>>27052098>Assistance from Cover
>>27052019You can be watching Pikamee instead if it really bothers you. She was drinking bourbon earlier.
>We will never know what Gura and Ame where talking about
>>27051993
>Hold on everyone, I have to be right back... I will be back in just a moment... have to sort out this technical issue... putting you all on standby>Braaaaap>Plop plop>Flush
CRASHING THIS STREAM
>>27052098>Cover, Covering anything
>>27052062just save all her turns on the rotation until she gets a PC that has actual cooling
Please.... let this stream go on longer than an hour...
Youtube-kun please deliver the money faster
>>27052038>>27051993>>27052055AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27051918AHHHHHHHHN
>>27052098Cover is currently battling the trashfire that is their existence.
>>27051854Ame has a solid pc but her roommate has streamed the most out of them. Let's hope Mori's new place has a better internet.
UH DEADBEATS JERK IT NOW
I hope shark and watson collabing is not a rare thing. I like their bantz
>>27052028Cover is small independent company preass undastand
>>27051982This is as deserved as anti posting can get. We missed out on what was appearing to be ace quality banter between gura and ame and ended up with a tech support stream because they chose not to have all three hosting on different perspectives as a precaution to just this happening which should have been figured with the garbage laptop mori has.
>>27052003Watching it on embed (jetri) helps but I do get some buffering. Youtube has been acting up periodically pretty much everywhere lately.
Mori's last collabs all worked fine though.
Let's be honest, this entire stream is 100% in character for Mori.
>>27052103They are high spece, just not their equipment.
YOOOOOO FUCK WHY IS MY INTERNET DYING
Daily reminder>Gura = Coco>Amelia = Watame>Ina = Kanata>Mori = Towa>Kiara = Luna
>We need to be considerate and have one person hosting it so it's fair.>Goes to shit.Just do pov's until everyone has new computers.
>Even Ina left the chat
>>27051948Their facerig app is designed and patented solely by them. For some reason they decided it'd be more profitable to make an exclusive vtubing agency than license it out.
>>27052098>Cover actually doing something
>>27052023A few days ago she wasn't fucking up live.The DOOM stream went well, of course people ain't gonna complain. But now look at this mess.
CPU is at 100%? Maybe the game isn't the only thing that's overcooked!
This shitshow could have been avoided if Cover just gave everyone a MID TIER PC
i have work in under 7 hours and still haven't slept yet and now this happens fuuuuuuuuck i'm crying bros i wanted to hear gura for a few minutes
>>27051914I have a GTX 970 and all the games they are playing are absolutely no problem.
WHY CAN'T COVER PROVIDE THEIR TALENT WITH HARDWAREHOLY SHIT
>>27051964Me. I gave her the budget but she spent it on wines.
>>27052083I think it's the game's ambience
But I wanna hear shark and ame...
>>27052153Gura is a bad luck charm
>Overcooked stream>Get a Discord voice chat simulator instead
>only 18 minutes inNEVER GONNA MAKE IT
>>27051997Not like anything changes if 1 or 1 million people watch you tard. OBS literally allows you to record locally which puts all the strain of a stream sans bandwidth on your machine.
>>27052112I am joyously absorbing every second of this disaster.
>>27052119that's probably true of rich american companies, but not black japanese companies
>>27052028Pretty much all of them have potato setups and the only thing HoloLive provides them is a phone iirc. I expect they'll all be getting better tech once youtube processes the memberships/supacha
FUCK YOU FUCKING MORI WE COULD HAVE HAD AN HOUR OR TWO OF SUPER CUTE AMEGURA CLIPS FUCKKKKKKKKKK STAY WITH THE DAMN CHICKEN!
>>27051984The game is really boring and even worse to watch.
>>27051993>They're being extra noisy about it because they know they can't be heardNice.
Why isn't having a decent computer a requirement for streaming?
OH NO
I just want to help my boomer wife
>>27052098>Cover>Not being a black company
AME'S BLESSED VOICE!
I'm not even mad. This is fucking hilarious
>HELLWO!!!!Gura I love you
yab
Give ME AMEGURA
>not mutedCAREFUL GURA DON'T SAY IT
GURA AME
>>27052098Anon...Cover can't even help themselves
RIP LAPTOP-KUN
>We can hear AmeGura now but not Mori
Isn't there a reason why some hololivers don't do all L2D models on stream. Cause it requires a lot of networth bandwidth? So isn't the problem that she's trying to stream all 3 of the models + her screen
and it's dead
>>27052157M-Mori is that you? Are you okay? Why did you set your tiers the way you did?
OFFLINE
>>27052023Success breeds jealousy.They can't stand that all of their anti tactics got dabbed on so now they just seethe aimlessly at her.
>Hello>OfflineOH OH
it gone
OFFLINE AHAHAHAH
>>27051852Although Japan is really advanced in terms of tech development, consumer tech tends to be really antiquated in a few areas due to a collective refusal to change. The fax machine example and general refusal to adopt cloud tech some of the big ones. Statistically Japan has a very good internet infrastructure, but maybe it just sucks on the consumer end.
>Stream offlineKINO
>>27052077Push it to the limit.
Nice stream
>Strim crashes
graduation soon
>>27052167But it was the same exact thing yesterday
F stream
>offline
STREAM IS KILLI REPEATSTREAM IS KILL
>>27051803It doesn't really work when you're running several apps (Discord, OBS, the game, live2d) because other apps will be on lower priority and you'll get stutters and probably fucked sound
> relying on shark and watson to save the stream Mori and bird please...
>LIVE STREAM OFFLINE
>Live stream offline
KEK
>>27052210She killed the stream...
>>27051958You can't just buy an rtx card and shove it in a laptop, that's not how it works.
BUY A SECOND PC OR SOMETHING FOR GAMES AND STREAMING. USE YOUR LAPTOP FOR CALLS SO THERE'S LESS STRAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27052183>overcooked stream>it's Mori's laptop that's getting overcooked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FISSION MAILED>FISSION MAILEDFISSION MAILED>FISSION MAILED
>This tired and angry Amelia's "we can hear you, yes"
This is it, it's over...
This is such a trainwreck holy shit
>Hello!>Hi we can hear you, yes>Live stream offline
MORI NOOOOOOOO, this is gonna be alright bros, right? Please why must she suffer like this
uhh deadbraps, does this always happens?
>>27052172Too busy coming up with suspensions.
Apologize Now
oh no no no no
>>27052119That would be so much better in privacy terms than them using their own laptops.
やべー
>>27051908Tokyo has good internet because most of their infrastructure was built after the advent of fibre and bankrolled by american money. The countryside is a different story, because no american money went there and Japan is generally very poor at handling its own finances and municipal development outside of the major population centers.But more than that, we have a host in Japan hosting two connections in North America. That's always gonna lag terribly.
>>27052163774. uses their tech.
>it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fineit wasn't fine
Mori is distilled weaponized cringe. And I want more god inject it into my brain.
TECH SUPPORTPLEASE SIRFIX THIS STRIM SIR
what a rollercoaster of a stream
>it's fine it's fine it's fineClassic Mori
FUCK YOU DEADBRAP AND YOUR SHITTY LAPTOP
>>27052078Fuck you deadbraps. She's ruining the collab, not every shit she does is cringekino.
RATE THE STREAM
>still fuckedAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>27052089Mori's only as good as her passion allows it.Don't care about random tech stuff? Don't care about getting good at them.Get angered by sucking so hard at DOOM? WTF she's suddenly better now.
Kiara managed to host a full collab without major technical difficulties, let that sink in.
>>27052052Just buy a new rig?
This thread is fucking beautiful and I don't even have the stream open holy fuck
>>27052170Don't worry about it too much chumbud. You'll feel like shit but if you can get at least 2-3 hours of sleep you'll be fine, still way better than no sleep at all IMO
>>27052098>Cover doing anything other than collecting paychecksAnon.....
Just make everyone jpgs and start over
Listen to Ina
Bubba!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGERMAN!!!! SAVE THE STREAM!!!!!!
Why the fuck is Mori even hosting? Her shitty laptop and connection can't handle this.
Thanks Ina.
At first I was disappointed, but now it's such a shit show I'm just so happy so have seen it firsthand. I'm going to tell my grandchildren about this stream one day
What dumb anon yesterday was saying it wasn't worth it to get these girls decent computers!?Cover literally what do you even do but throw your girls under the bus?
Mori just pull a Polka and and set the game as 400 resolution
Wtf is this framerate holy shit ahahahaha
>Gura had to wake up early for THIS
Mori needs to turn off that fucking reverb on her mic, it's like chicken debut all over again
this is such a shamblesand i fucking love it
Being Mori is suffering.
>>27051993I want to hear...
>>27052098cover's job is collect money and uphold the one-china policy
>>27052081Ughhhh more
>>27052098Sorry too busy sucking Pooh's dick, pls andastd
How do you guys feel that Mori killed her pc?
>>27052263I FUCKING KNEEL
>wake up early for amelia and gura>technical issues
It's almost as if the trinity would be better if they just did their own separate collabs
>Leave it to me!Mori...
Still not working. This is absolutely delicious!
>Mori's internetThe greatest collab partner ever.
The ABSOLUTE STATE of this collab
SELL SELL SELLLLLLL
>>27051690Buddy there are huge tracts of land that could still be settled without major enviromental impact, towns which have become vacant which could be occupised, there's way more fucking space than most European nations.Its the cities that are fucking overcrowded. I have no idea why everyone wants to live in either NYC or SF and not the massive space inbetween them.
ina in chat is the real MVP
>>27052255She just wants to play with gura and talk shit together
>>27052172Too busy returning their money to Chinese investors
>>2705227710/10
This is so painful
Im in tears this is a trainwreck holy shit
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING LMAO
>>27052134THE SPICE MELANGE!
>>27052293>>27052295Ina really is the best.
>Amelia offers to get mori a new laptop>Its a thinkpad with arch linux and no gui
Hold on for ya boy a second>crashes streamI'm trying to fix it epic style>destroys computerJ-just trying to get in the mix guys>braps self
She's doing this on purpose bros...
So, this is the power of Cover Corp...Amazing...
>>27052279on a rented PC with 1533x473 resolution
http://poal.me/cramjahttp://poal.me/cramjahttp://poal.me/cramja
Ina is so cute.
>>2705227710/10. I literally wouldn't rather it be any other way
JUST LET SOMEONE ELSE HOST THE STREAMWHY CANT YOU JUST DO THAT.
>Morifags
>>27052279Then she tried to stream FE for two hours until she gave up.
>Letting Mori hostWhy?
>>27052229>refusal to adopt cloud techActually based and the right decision.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GHOST RIDER SAVE ME
>but I feel bad doing thatDO IT YOU FUCKSTREAM CRASH < BAD GRAPHICS
Why are western girls so shit with tech compared to japanese girls?
>Ina 2080>Ame 1060>Kiara 1050 TI>Mori CraptopWhat does Gura have?
Please just have Gura or Ame host this instead
>>27052294Should just have Amelia host on Cali's account like they did to avoid Kiara's potato for the 2nd collab.
Shitposting aside i still don't know how Cover can see shit like this and still be a bunch of jews not giving the girls a streaming pc to do their work.
>>27052285i've been getting 3-4 hours of sleep for the past 2 days cause the streams force me to stay awake all night.
How much longer do we have to suffer with their potato PCs?
>amerisharts in charge of computers4chan told me the Japanese were the ones who couldn't use PCs
>>27051559My group has people from SEA, Europe, Burgerland, and Mapleland and when we’re in voice nothing ever goes wrong unless it’s just someone’s isp being shit.
Ame offering to host in Discord chat, so we have a backup plan.
3 cuties
you got this calli
>>27052277Absolutely 10/10 trash fire
>>27052342kek
She's back deadbeatbros she's gonna make it!
AME AND GURA ARE LITERALLY HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW AND WE CANT HEAR IT
>Gura doesn't know you can dashDon't they just test all the buttons first?
Ame should get paid an extra wage for working full time as HoloEN's tech support.
>>27052367NASA
>>27052300Extremely based
>>27052375Mroi said she should have a new PC next week.
Mori neither of them speak Japanese
>>27052365lower IQ
CALLI STREAM EXPERIENCE
>>27052356Why'd she give up on FE? Too boring?
I think Ame might actually hate Mori bros.
Why the fuck are they keeping all the Live2Ds active during these streams? It fucks shit up on their potato PCs.
>>27052380>cute, cuter, cutest
>>27052341i'd literally fucking die on laughter might actually stream it
>Let's get this riceCringe, no kino
>>27052277HoloEN/10I love it.
>>27052342fucking kek
by "OVERCOOKER" she meant her own PC right?
>>27052358She needed to make a downpayment for the car shes getting
>>27052277Overcooked laptop/10
>>27052367The finest atlantean Gtfish 1080
>>27052297So let me get this straight.... hololive takes 50% of their earnings but doesnt even provide them with working streaming computers?
Mori... Why are you speaking japanese to your co-hosts who don't understand a word of it?
>>27052327Guess who owns most of that land and gets angry about people trying to settle it?
>Race MasterGura...
>Gura had to come out of her alcohol fueled coma for this
>>27052380You know Mori wants to fucking die while Ame is acting all smug about this shit
>>27052342This is the only thing to have made me laugh in weeks.
Gura should host. There's probably a large chunk of her subscribers that don't even know the others exist.
>>27052365Apologize
ENTER, THE RICEMASTER
>>27052398She literally couldn't get the game to stream.
>>27052372I think it's japanese culture to never ask for help and having to earn the perks allowing you to actually do your job
Pikamees lisps is so fucking sexy.
Take a sip of spyritus every time Mori's internet lags
>>27052183Honestly if all else fails a three-way zatsudan would be fine for the bants alone.
Now that they can communicate, they're going to fuck everything up.
>Gura burned the riceI need to train my daughterwife more
>>27052279No, Ame hosted that. They just put it on Chicken's stream. You could tell by the way her eyes moved around whenever moving the golden Yagoo.
>gura is the ricemasterUHHH BROS?THE CHINKS WON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, I think we’re good, only took 15 minutes of panic.
>>27052289This is really the answer, jps do it all the time. I guess Mori thinks it's off the table or something because of inexperience.
>>27052277The tech issues are hilarious in an of themselves, I just hope they don't cut off at 11am.
>>27052279>Kiara managed to host a full collab without major technical difficultiesThat was streamed from Watson's PC to Kiara's account.
>>27052297Cover is basically a scam, it's not all that different from MCMs like Machinima.
>>27052279She didn't. Go back and watch it. Amelia was the one controlling every transition and editing the view. She was streaming to Kiara's account.
Bro I can't
>>27052380The brapkike is in that pic.
Cute shark very hungry running around with food and using all her self control to not eat it
Mori's deep tomboy voice is so fucking hot
>Mori ruins collab>"So cringekino"FUCK YOU MORIFAGS
>>27052329I want that duo collab.Give it to me.Why won't they give it to me?
>>27052399Shes probably just annoyed she had to get up early for this trainwreckAlso Ame is a chill gamer girl and Mori is a highly strung non-gamer musician. Just different personalities probably
>>27052431I expected no less from the retarded nip culture
>they're awkward now
>>27052367Rtx 4090
MORI, WHERE'S THE BGM
>>27052411correctCover also suspends them and makes them apologise for company mistakes>b-but 150k subs before debut
>>27052411nope they provide stalkers and bad pr
>struggling to hit 25kEven Amelia and Gura can't carry this cringe reaper.
>>27052399I think the "ame hates everyone" narrative keeps showing up because of her avatar, she always has that smug/tired expression that makes it seem like shes either uncomfortable or looking down on others
>>27052365>why are western girls so shit with tech compared to japanese girlsmost women everywhere are shit with tech. Amelia is a western woman and shes this gens tech support.
>>27052341>no drivers for streaming tech>ame offers to write them for hermy folder is 99% shark, anyone got nerdy ame pics?
>>27052440the stream is still laggy for me. mori should stop hosting to take pressure off her laptop at least.
AMELIA AND GURA BANTER LOST FOREVER IN THE SILENCEFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27052398Capture card of her rented PC died onstream.
>when everyone was muted you could see Gura talking>now that she's un-muted shes back to speaking occasionally AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS GAME IS SO BORING TO WATCH
MORI THE RICE IS FUCKING RAW
So when does the kino start? She's just fucking cringe.
>>27052424Thats an ogre not a girl
>>27052455I'm an Inachad and I'm enjoying this. Its pure cringekino.
>>27052379smart, anon
Why the fuck is she playing with a screen template that takes up like 25% of the space? Just let us see the game in fullscreen ffs
>>27051948free iphone!How the fuck Cover doesn't have a handful of PC's setup to give to new talent if their own systems aren't good enough I don't understand. Throw together a 9700k + 2070 Super and it'll do basically anything a new Holo requires.
>>27052400I'm surprised it's more then just Mori's given others just use a still picture for some collabs. The Live2D is a bit part of the appeal though so I understand what they want to do.
>>27052455This post is cringe
I wish I could watch the stream but am at work fucking west coast
>>27052446I wouldn't put it past cover to deduct the cost of the l2d out of their first few checks.
>>27052454It really is. Nips have no fucking taste.
Okay sharkfagsI may not like Gura but at least she can stream without shit going to shit every fucking timeThis Deadbeat KNEELS
>>27052380>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>27052455It's never Calli's fault. Every fuck up is cringerino!
just give me amelia and gura cute yuri sex
I'm sorry I can't watch this anymore
RICEMASTER
WHY ISNT THE RICE MASTER MAKING NICE
>The shark is talking more than AmeWhat the fuck Watson.
>>27052263TRINITYCHADS I KNEEL
>>27052446Cover is worse, even machinima used to take care of it's big talents.
Mori...your jp pronunciation reps...
I hope one of you recorded this shit.
Why is the brapper so fucking loud aaaaaghh
They need to learn to normalize their volume levels when they do collabs. That should be the first thing before they get the stream online, this is fucking obnoxious having Callie like twice as loud as the others.
>>27052469This. Cover will not cover for their talents but you can expect for Cover to make their talents bend for them
>>27052424botan.... I KNEEL
Chadbeats win again baby
Alright trinity bros, I'm here to save the day.Put this shit on the background to make this trainwreck of a stream 10 times better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKg-aXVS1YI
NOT MY TRINITY NOT MY TRINITY. MORI CRINGE OWOWOWOW.
>this is why i'm not the rice masteraren't you thoughAREN'T YOU
>>27052507havent many said they like it though?
How come when 3 holos have a collab it isn't being streamed (or re-streamed or w/e) on all 3 channels?If someone only subs to Gura for example, they wouldn't even know this is live right now.
I'm kind of disappointed the stream isn't on fire anymore
Yagoo's a fucking genius no company this incompetent should be alive.
So the emergency meeting is because Haato or Coco graduated right?
>>27052454This.>>27052507But that's exactly why the Japs love her.
>>27052480
>>27052498This is just a diversion from the usual shitting herself for donos, she doesn't really care. Please understand.
>>27052498Because the game is running at 800x600 resolution, and fullscreen will make it pixalated.
Rate their chemistry
>>27052455Blame cover for not giving their employees what they need to do their job
>>27052525It's weird because you'd think Mori of all people would realize how important proper sound mixing is
>Gura just kicking a fish around on the groundmy aquatic daughter can't be this cute
Why is Mori so American
>WHAT A CUTIEOHNONONONO
Someone already proved that the brap shit is just fake garbage. Getting really tired of this brap shitposting.
>Mori sees black guy>What a qtNarrative?
>black guy shows up>WHAT A CUTIEWhat did she mean by this?
>>27052498i think they expected chat to be on the side buuuuuuuuut china
My gf cant possibly be this autistic!
>>27052547Haato,Coco,Korone, and the Shuuba.
>>27052171Yes exactly what retard would overpay for a gpu this hard when old stuff still works so good?
She censored herself saying nigger!
gura no you cant say that
>Sees a black guy>Oh what a cutieSasuga, kike-san
>what a cutieUhh...
>>27052498They reduced render scaling to take load off of Mori's laptop and internet. If they rescale the stream, it'll just undo that.
>bitchin kitchenCringekino
>>27052478meh 10 minutes of saying slurs isnt anything reallt
>new chef? What a cutie>its a niggerN-NARRATIVEFAGS?
>>27052554Ame & Gura goodMori bad
>>27052478It feels like when it's just her and Ame talking, she was talking nonstop with her but now that Mori is in here, she can't keep up with Mori's cringe.
I want to strangle their manager. If Amelia wasn't remotely tech-savvy how much worse would all their streams be
>>27052546>what is Bethesda Game Studios
STOP SWEARING MORI!! YOU ARE BEING A BAD INFLUENCE!
>Ame micromanage everything behind the scene again
>>27052554I just want Amelia and Gura to play a game together
>>27052478Please undastand, my daughter has shark sociability. It was a lot easier for her when she could only hear Ame.
>what a cutiewew
>>27052563this narrative is already set in stone now, bud
>cooking game>no kiaraexcuse me?
>Mori teaching Gura swearscute
>>27052547It's because of this stream
>welcome to our bitchin kitchenMori, the cringe, the kino...
>diner dashGURA: BASED
WHEN WILL SHE BUY NEW PC?
Headpatting the kokuchef
>>27052536I had this on loop at work the other day for about 4 hours straightI need help
>>27052563Fuck off, frogposter.
Mori is a coal burner guys...
>>27052562>>27052566>>27052567Being politically correct in these Taiwan times
>>27052536https://files.catbox.moe/xe714d.webm
Gura's dumb censor sound > actual swearingI laugh every time
Mori...those words aren't family friendly..
>>27052557So cringeNot kinoIt feels like Ame and Gura are babysitting their autistic aunt.
>>27052498mori's laptop can't support fullscreen, it'll lag, not even memeing
>>27052544They did this with the crew and surgeon simulator. Worked great. I wager it has something to do wioth either mori's craptop, or work related politics.
>>27052554AmeGura = 8/10Mori = -5/10
>>27052547No, it was literally nothing and everyone involved was fine afterwards.
>>27052536This isn't Ame's channel.
>>27052561If she was, she wouldn't feel the need to betray her country like this.
>>27052608She already has, it's coming next week
>>27052277It's fucking BURNT!/10
>>27052547Where was an emergency meeting mentioned? Is this a narrative?
>>27052500Because they're incompetent. If you look as business plans of companies similar to Cover, the cost of hardware is nothing compared to the rest.
>>27052507>>27052454To each his own I guess. The way you are attracted to Mori's voice I get hard just by hearing Amelia speak. Everything about her voice, that slight raspyness and bit of lisp, the whole package, it's so fucking sexy.
>>27052098>assistance from Cover themselvesAll they'd need to do is get new talents that lack hardware a mid-range gaming PC setup with a capture card on loan for a few months and they can't even do that properly.
>>27052342Captured the cringe beautifully, Mori would be proud.
uh oh morifrens how do you explain this?
>>27052543It was fun. I don't get this game either.
>>27052603>TeachingHER needs no instruction
Mori needs to drop her cringe act soon, it's overstaying its welcome and making this collab awkward
>>27052544They also need to utilize their community tab more. Ame and Gura could at least push a notification about the collab through it.
Why does Mori hate everything?? She always saying I hate it
>>27052554Mori feels like she's talking and responding to herself a lot. You can tell Ame/Gura did in fact play together a lot off stream since they sound like friends (as they have in every collab)
>>27052563>Brapniggers are at the point of full blown denial. >It was heard live, recorded, isolated, then delicately spliced out of the reupload with the flushing of the toilet intact.The utter state.
>>27052544Then you'd have a more direct competition of X getting more viewers than Y and Z which only invites drama between the girls.
>>27052557You'd think Cover could at least loan them a spare PC or something to do the streaming part (and take the CPU load off their shitty laptops) until they accumulate enough money to buy their own high end shit
>Gura is more talkative
We need to keep the reaper and the chicken away from the trinity.
>>27052649its not an act
>>27052615W-why the background?
>>27052602Kiara's playing minecraft please andastd..
NO INA DON'T WATCH THE STREAM RIGHT NOWTHE CUCUMBER
>>27052367Compy 386
>>27052644Can't defend it, Mori is objectively a downer in collabs. Even worse than Kiara.
>>27052653SHE HATES IT
>>27052649>act
How are cover such a jew that they don't provide proper pcs to the holos?also this overcooked gameplay is terrible how are they so bad at it
>>27052653Imagine living your entire life saying the same 3 words
>>27052653It's an expression.
>>27052507The nips really like it, though? At least on 5ch, I don't really look outside of it, though. They're really positive about all the HoloEN's voices, though. Even Kiara when she's speaking German.
>>27052617I hope she gets really creative with sounds. Even with how dumb the autotune during Dark Deception was it made me laugh
this is chaos
>>27052653KUYASHII
>>27052649>actLMAO he fell for the cringekino meme
>>27052649>ActShe is literally a weeb white girl, it's 100% natural
>>27052536Huh, it's better
>>27052613she literally admitted to hating rap until she heard japanese rap, then developed such an intense yellow fever that she moved to japan through a route that required 0 japanese
>>27052687taco
This game fucking "blows" lol. Looks like it's fun to play but is really boring to "peep".
>>27052544>all players have thier own view in surgeon sim>all players in overcooked share a same screengee i wonder why
I wonder how long it'll be until one of them figures out you can throw things
SHUT UP TRINITYFAGIT WAS THE DUO ALL ALONG. NOT THE TRINITY
INA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27052554AmeGura 10/10Mori 0/10 and actively sabotaging my ability to enjoy the Holy Duo.
Overcooked is really boring to watch. As 3 people I would have loved seeing that traintrack building coop game instead.
>it wasn't fine
>>27051782Good luck finding a 3080. And why buy a 2080 TI when they can just wait for 3080s to become widely available. Besides Mori their GPUs are fine. If anything it’s their CPUs holding them back. Even Ina’s i7 is a few generations old now.
>>27052649The only act she's putting up is restraining herself from constantly screaming.
This is what happens when you don't have a leader
>>27052567>>27052566Sorry I walked into her room while she was streaming
>>27052590>What were you saying? Doesn't matter. I found this cool new game called Skyrim, you should try it.
Man the state of the mori antis is actually concerning. Threads aren't even fun when she's on. You all need serious help.
>>27052554Ame & Gura = my wife and my daughterwifeMori = get lost
>>27052702yeah it's an act, she's overenuciating and talking stiffly
Imagine the pain and preassure Mori must feel inside...
>>27052367Intel (tm) graphics onboard
Amelia speaking normally > Amelia in character
Mori talks too much and too loud that it drowns out AmeGura banter.
It would not be the first time in her life Mori failed at food service.
Mori speaks so weirdly
>cunny came in clutch in the end
Do Deadbeats prefer Mori x BBC or Mori x Kiara?
>>27052733I hope she isn't holding it in.
>cunny kind of came in clutch thereuhhhhhhhh Mori you cna't just call Gura cunny on stream...
>>27052554AmeGura featuring Mori.
>>27052716that game...legitimately gets a little hard and it's easy to brick yourself and lose and have to restart over and over againmaybe once they get better at working together
>>27051267Exactly. there are millions of her clones on twitch, yet people fan over her.
Mori neither of the people you're talking to speak Japanese.
>>27052663Too bad I can barely fucking hear her over the brapper
this is boring
>>27052736This.
>>27052649I fucking wish it was an act. The kino in "cringekino" is the most bs narrative spun so far.
>>27052653She's cringing at herself
>>27052728this
Honestly guys, the more I see Mori the more she grows on me. It hits a different way from the others.
Ina wasn't in this collab because she didn't wanna deal with the cucumbers.
THIS STREAM IS FUCKING RAW!
Mori>Swears>Talks in weeb>Is a greedy jew>thinks niggers are cute>has shit connection>techilliterateIrredeemable
>>27052640>All they'd need to do is get new talents that lack hardware a mid-range gaming PC setup with a capture card on loan for a few months and they can't even do that properly.Which would cost next to nothing compared to how much they parasite off of the superchat income. It's unbelievable they don't do even that, it'd be so easy
God mori seems so cringe with ame and gura
>>27052744can't she hold it in for one stream?
I kinda like these three dynamics.
>>27052760Like Toe Fungus?
>>27052749Ame was literally from Twitch
Reminder, Mori still have to host the 5 HoloEN collab.
To be honest I actually don't mind Mori in this collab so far despite the technical issues. I guess it's mainly Kiara that drags it down for me
>>27052731>yeah it's an act, she's overenuciating and talking stifflyShe teaches English. All the English she speaks now aside from online is probably overly enunciated.
>>27052741That's her schtick
>>27052740Pear wasp gets me everytime
I am coughing blood and my eyes are rolling into the back of my head from the cringe, I never knew it was this bad
She could drop the ironically out-of-touch act at anytime.
>>27052687>has time to constantly talk in chat>doesn't join the collab??????
>>27052738No wonder the other two are quiet. Ina is definitely the better fit for them.
>>27052761Good narrative
>>27052768Oh no
>they still can't figure out that someone's supposed to be in the middleSOMEONE CALL SORA SENPAI
Mori's talking is amusing and great fuck you guys.
>>27052773I guess you could say she's a pretty fungi
>>27052653SHE HATES IT KUYASHII
Between these three, who has dropped more niggers and fucking words in the past?
>>27052738Based Gigastacy Mori mogging everyone else, only Ultra Hyper Chadstacy Kiara can tame her
Mori is such a great chef bros
>>27052773Number 15
>>27052781that just shows your bias
>>27052778Oh wow can't wait for CRINGEKINO HOW
Leave Mori to me.
>>27052788Its not ironicIts not an act
>>27052728>Threads aren't even fun when she's onMaybe it's related to Mori's terrible personality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m--55TZIrMI
I wanna spit into Moris cleavage
>>27052728This, at least shark antis have fun numberfag shitposting. Mori antis just say "brap brap" over and over and expect everyone to laugh.
>>27052768>>Talks in weebNigga you're on /jp/, you ARE a weeb.
Why can't Mori just talk like a normal person?
Ame was literally whispering sweet nothings into Guras ear while she squealed and moaned like the lewd shark she is and we all missed it
>>27052789She's busy finishing her commissions
Amelia sounds miserable
>>27052778m-maybe she'll do it once her new computer comes in
How the fuck do you play this game?
Mori does a good job of fulfilling the incredibly incompetent onee-san role
Mori's streams are the only ones where I have to mute every couple of minutes and do something else because she's so unbelievably cringy.
>>27052731The over enunciating and stiffness comes from being an English teacher in Nip land. It happens when she's internally screaming so hard she has to go on autopilot.
Why did Mori apply for HoloEN if she's going to be like this? She's terrible in collabs and when she's solo all she does is try to milk her fans money and promote her own music. They should have gotten someone who actually acts like they want to be here.
>>27052826Not even, she's actually just setting up her membership.
>>27052554I think these girls need to spend more time together, I'm just not seeing Mori click with the other two
>>27052789You can put things in the background while you are working anon
>>27052777>literallylearn what literally means you fucking brapfaggot
>>27052750fucking kek
Who will piss themselves first? Gura or Mori?
>>27052804>mori is a rapperYOU JUST KNOW
>>27052640People have been saying that for years and nothing has ever changed.Cover just does not give a singular fuck, they offload nearly everything on the girls, really all the offer is inclusion into a """family""" of preestablished vtubers to kickstart your career, contacts with industry professionals to make/design the models, and if you get popular enough organize events/merchandise deals for you.99% of the day to day work and responsibilities are on their talents.
>>27052810"Based"
>>27052091Doesn't have the money yet anon. Cover has to take their 30% first.
Holy fuck it's so uncomfortablecringing my anus
these 3 have no synergy at all...
>>27052649T3 anon here, its literally not an act it seems, at least to some degree.She was completely different once there was only a hundred or so people in chat during the T2 stream, none of the cringe.
If only Ina was here...
guys how has the shitposting flown so viciously over to trinityfags? what sort of wizard faggotry is being cast?
>>27052825I will never forgive Mori for this...
>>27052838Don't use the Taco to shitpost, subhuman
>>27052806I would kill every anon in this thread to try some of her home cooking that she made just for me.
>IT WOULD BE EASIER IF THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON...>Ina literally shitposting in chat the entire collab
>>27052827She had to get up before 7am to stream with technical difficulties to play a game she doesnt want to play when she could be playing APEX
>>27052848Gura only pisses herself when she's scared
>>27052838Pls andstd PC is 10x more expensive in Nihon,
Is Gura's karaoke for members only?>t-they're not up yetWhat if she puts them up by then and then puts the video for members only?
>>27052804Gura 100%, Ame used to but streaming on Twitch trained her to be degenerate in more deniable ways
God fuck Amelia's voice is pure sex. I cannot NOT be horny when I hear her. Anyone else?
>>27052838fuck off putting ina in your shit post
Need a collab with just AME + GURA the holy duo.
>>27052823>Mori>NormalDo YOU talk like a normal person anon
Can Mori not function without alcohol?
Bros.. she sacrificed herself to take off the heat from Coco and Haachama. While also making Chinese netizens look extremely bad.https://www.animemaru.com/virtual-youtuber-suspended-after-flying-to-taiwan-in-microsoft-flight-simulator/
>>27052823I wonder if she's been in Japan so long that it messed up her english, since she probably rarely needed to speak it for the longest time.
>>27052843Anon... your past life reps...
Why is there no banter? It’s the awkward silences that make this cringe.
>>27052728t. American retard who can't understand the concept of criticism.
>>27052638That's what I mean, like how incompetent can a company that is basically a tech company not understand this shit after this many debut generations?
Amelia's occasional frustrated screeching is fucking musical.
Who would you most like to eat sushi off of? I think Ina would be good because the sushi wouldn't roll off but I think I'd enjoy eating it off of Ame the most.
>>27052726You're right, maybe I should try it. Thank you for the recommendation mister
>>27052838STOP.USING.MY.WIFE.FOR.YOUR.SHITPOST.
>>27052827Probably not a morning person.
>>27052838Kill yourself, tranny.
It's incredible how this thread has somehow become full of some of the most miserable cunts on this site, considering how positive things were in the first week.
>>27052738The main issue is that we're hearing Mori's side of the discord call and the other two constantly get drowned out because of her shit internet. Hopefully that gets better when Mori moves.
>>27052836She sounds like an amateur voice actor
>>2705283841% yourself, s*rb
>>27052876Shut the fuck up you retarded doomposter
>>27052877https://files.catbox.moe/75fkz8.mp3
>>27052838mori annoys me but you've got a problem
Trinityfags, falseflaggers and antis all jerking eachother off.
>>27052868We can kill them together and then decide who gets it through mortal combat
who's more cringe worthy? calli or kiara?
>>27052886No. Now you know why she drinks every streamShes highly socially awkward when sober.
>>27052877more like pure despairnot wasting image for a gosling
>>27052768>>27052820>Talks in ironic weebThere, fixed that for you.
>>27052768ogey
Gura said Mori.Confirmed /jp/ regular.
>>27052877same
Gangbeasts is so much more fun than this.
>>27052778If Gura goes this week then Mori should have her computer by then.
Anyone finding this just boring without the cringe and Kino now?
>>27052876She won't
>>27052870Clearly she's in the middle of very important work.
>"wish I was allowed to join you guys for this! looks so chaotic!"what did ina mean by this? in the chat
>>27052893This post is cringe and you fart.Please appreciate my criticism.
>>27052733How long until she BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS it out?
>>27052838She's clearly having fun with them, you autist.
>>27052812The 'how do you do, kids' ignorance of slang totally is, and I do hope she drops it as well. I also hope she'll get back to being more fluid with her English as she uses it more, but living in Japan means that she probably doesn't use it that often and has to talk slowly when she does.
>>27052887>literally who indieYeah, she’ll be forgotten in a week.
The fuck was that noise?
>>27052853>looks at the success of their past lives>looks at the amount of money they make nowas shit as it is the shitty computer thing is just an arc at this point and 1 month later they will all have BEEF PCs
Mori in collab is like watching a girl from anime club obsessed with weeb shit. It hurts, too much cringe.
>>27052876You're trying to hard
>>27052897gura
I'm thinking people calling all criticism ""antis"" are more annoying than actual antis. This site isn't your hugbox you tards
Honestly the endless Mori seethe in these threads are the best part.
>>27052924Yes.
>>27052924Kiara, because Kiara-chan is mentally unstable.
It's gotten to the point that Mori is putting me off the gen as a whole. Really hope she goes back to doing her other shit and graduates, she's insufferable. Luckily it's not exactly unlikely with her being a random tourist with no interest in anything besides making money.
>>27052956a goat
>>27052924Weeb-wise, Kiara. She has the N1 to back it up.
>>27052887wrong thread bro /hlg/'s down there
>>27052788It's not ironic. Either she really is just a sperg or she thinks that acting like a sperg is funny. Either way is cringe kino
>>27052942Ina has her own big stream today and couldn't join them and instead preping for that.
>>27052455HA HA! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT US! DEFEAT IS A WIN CONDITION!
>>27052942they can't make 4 holo collabs, 3 max.
>entry level holosCoco, Pekora, Korone, Miko, Fubuki, HoloEN except Ina'nis"funny memes lmao""streams? no, I just watch funny clips">mid level holosRushia, Aqua, Ina'nis, Suisei, Haachama, Matsuri, Okayu, Subaru, Kanata, Towa"oh, I like this game, I guess I'll watch this stream""nice, Ina is drawing Gura this time.">high level holosRoboco, Shion, Ayame, Marine, Luna"After a long day of hard research and mentoring my PhD students, Luna's piano stream is an excellent way to stimulate my positive emotions and reinvigorate my interest in the beautiful world around me.">ascended level holosWatame"I realize that Watame is perfect, she has the looks, she has the charisma, she has the social skills, she has the upbringing. I would watch anything she ever posted and I enjoy Night Fever more than real concerts.">who gives a fuck level5th gen, Holostars, HoloCH, HoloID, Sora, Mel, Akirose, Azki, Choco, Mio, Flare, Noel"I'll pretend I care about the Among Us holostars collab to look cool on /jp/"
>>27052956The inner demon is awakening
>>27052893ur cringe and ur ass is full of shit ebin :)))))
>>27052942that she actually knows how to have fun and would be better suited instead of moribrap
>>27052876Try harder, barracuda nigger.
http://poal.me/xzav5j
How many beans do you think Mori eats?
>>27052978ogey
>>27052982>>27052955satire site anons cmon
>>27052838imagine having your shitpost backfire this hard
>>27052921Shut up Hero Hei
>>27052968seething anti
>>27052942Swamped with more deadlines than days.
>>27052968This also isn't your comment section, now suck my dick.
>>27052902TATSUKETE GSPOT NIGGER MAN HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27052870shes working on stuff you inconsiderate faggot
>>27052966Isn't that kinda rude?
>>27052968ogeyy rrat
>>27052962Anon your roommate reps
>>27052887> “Chiwa-chan’s unprofessional actions has put the national sovereignty and territorial integrity of China, a global superpower, in danger,” read an official statement by a Chinese-run fan channel. “Taiwan is not real, but the insult and harm caused by flying virtual Taiwan in Microsoft Flight Simulator is.”Do chinks really?
Ame carrying so hard
>>27052966hydrodynamic sushi
Please mori stop with the mangled nihongo...
I'll eat your pasta Amelia
>>27052893Okay SEA
>>27052728Sharkfags can't exist without shitting on others. Getting really annoying quick. We need /guragen/ soon if they don't dial back some.
>technical issues kill the momentum>entire mood is ruined and awkward when they get backThis is the same thing that happened with Kiara dropping in the gang beasts collab. Why can't they get this shit figured out already?
>>27052924despite being mentally unstable Kiara is actually the best streamer in HoloEN because she can actually fill dead air and talk to her audience, the others are too reserved and Calli is cringe incarnate
Amelia is really smart
POST YOUR BEST NARRATIVE PASTA ABOUT THIS STREAM
>>27052942She has to prep for the membershipPrep for that streamPrep for the animal crossing thing as well because it's probably still not done to her liking
Based mori for applying, easily one of my favourites
>>27052838ogey
/ck/ here. You can't be a chef and still cringey, it will the destroy the mood in the kitchen. This stream have the same problem with that pink haired girl. She dont contribute anything
>Gura pronounces Tomatoes the EU wayThe mystery deepens
Eat the pasta Shark you need to grow!
>>27052976Dude... all women are mentally unstable and crazy
when are they putting ame's ass on a plate
>>27052968>wants a hugbox for antispog
>>27053028Please understando.
>24k watching nowIs it too early for Americans?
>>27052653Literally Kaiji
>>2705299850lbs of natto.
>mfw they're leaking views
>>27053030>sauce on top of the pastaJesus Christ
>Pee Soup
>>27053030All I've been eating the last days is pasta with a can of tuna poured over it..
>>2705234210/10 post
>>27052978rrat
>>27052887Man chinkoids really are something else aren't they? Day of the locust when?
>>27053044Gura and Amelia were flirting during them being muted
>>27052887I’m not reading the article. How did she sacrifice herself? She just flew to a place in a video game. Is that really enough to make Chinkoids seethe?
>>27053062Everyone getting ready to go to work/school or already at it.
My cringekino...
I don't actively dislike Mori but she's just... different?I feel like she does better doing her chill music streams or talking about stuff and so on. She's not this type of genki collab gamer.I mean you can tell she doesn't even like games.
>>27052838They genuinely fucked up. Nearly anyone would be better than Mori's roommate for the job. I'd take fucking nyanners over this.
>>27053036shut the fuck up already falseflagger. You do this every thread and it's so tiring.
>>27052866It is born from retarded tribalism, I guess it was inevitable, making a group leaving the other behind.
>>27053073>Gura's Pee SoupSo she does lurk.
>>27053062jp stream
>>27052838She has big tits
>>27051852lowest tech literacy among OECD nations
fuck british amelia, italian amelia when?
>>27052989*CLAP CLAP*NEXT MEME
>>27053062It's like 9am for them right?
>>27052887>anime marua-anonchama... your legitimate news website reps...
>>27053022it's a parody site anon
>>27052968>>27052978>>27052838>>27052756
>>27053044Ame and Gura were LITERALLY having sex while they were muted
>>27053028Nani the kuso did anon-chan mean by kore?
>>27052989Why are Watamefags like this?
>>27053022How new?
>>27052865Goslings and larses are not a tool of hate, misguided failure that you are.
Their synergy is improving and the cringe is lessening. And with that I am going to bed. Goodnight
Fuck Mori she's annoying
>>27053067It's okay, I am sure Gura has some leftover tissues
>>27053088dont think she'll keep up her role forever
>>27053062>Stream at 10am instead of 9pm>Get less than half of one of Gura's solo streamsYeah
AMELIA THAT'S RACIST
>>27052887It's a parody site.
Christ someone get Mori her bottle
>>27052887Are you trying to see how many people you get with animemaru?
>>27053093When can we split from the trinity to the AmeGura duo
>Ina is watchingThey can do a 4 person collab but they didn't. The only explanation is the management mandated the 3 of them.
Amelia that's racist
>>27053070W-where else would you put it...?
I hope mori hosts these as often as possible, all the seethe her antis create is so satisfying
FUCK YOU MORI PLAY ALONG WITH THE ITALIAN ACCENT
>>27052942She's got a three hour stream today.
>>27053108He said NARRATIVE not REALITY
>>27052887>all these newfags responding to this seriouslyHoly fuck lurk a thousand years you tourists.
>>27053088She's fine alone but she just doesn't mesh in collabs at all and genuinely brings the mood down.
>>27053062It's 7 AM on the west and 10 AM on the east.
Gura is so cute
>>270531049:40 in the midwest
So is Gura actually ValkyrieAuora? She kinda gives me the same vibe
I like Mori because I can relate to her the best. She always sounds like she wants to die.
>skips hololive threads for 3 days>suddenly everyone hates Moriwhat the shit did I miss
>>27053088she's not cut out for these, shes trying way too hard
>I don't feel very smart todayMori is gonna cry after this stream guys.>Best pasta shape: dinosaur, alphabet, bowties>Spiderman macaroni and cheese
>>27053106Very convincing.
>>27053054what do cringey chefs do? drop their spaghetti all over the floor?
>>27053088She genuinely seems to want to stream games which is unfortunate, because she could easily just do talking streams until the end of time like Lamy.
>>27052877Her allusions don't help that, either. Pantyhose tea will keep my mind occupied for some time.
>>270529424 2d live avatars would've melted Mori's PC.
>>27052917i cummed on the macaroni and cheese
>>27053062People are watching the FBK, Oujou, Pekora, Mio collab
>>27050223I don’t see anything on roommate’s social media that was posted during Kiara hours
>thread is full of bullying _____how many times are we gonna revert to this?
>>270531040740H west coast1040H east coast
>>27052812>"Based">not ironic>not an actIf it wasnt an act, she wouldnt use the slangs at all.If it wasnt ironic, she wouldnt use slangs inside quotes.
>>27053157Lurk more newfag
Amelia, you hurt the feelings of 60 million Italians.
>naruhoudoney
CLOSE YOUR EARS ITALIAN BROS
>I like dinosaur...
>>27053108Addendum:They're still having sex now, they're just being subtle about it.
the chemistry is starting to form
those italian accents are really racist.
>dinosaur pastamori you are a fucking baby
>>27053088She likes games, but is pretty clearly flustered by the technical difficulties at the start. She was having fun with the Gangbeast collab since all she had to do was play.
Will Ame succeed in exposing Gura's country of origin?
>>27053157No, it's HER, but after SHE quit drinking.
>>27053131Ina is busy playing gacha.Her roommate still has a large backlog of commissions to finish
>>27053142She has to butcher the japanese accent at all times before anything else
HUGE BROTHERS HUGE
>>27052978take you meds anon-sama
>>27053160Narratives dont stop and continuously moving.
>IT'S HUUUUGEThat's what she said rumao
Mori is so awkward it's unreal.
>>27052942>she literally never said thiswhy are you fucks all so gullible
Even on mori's chat, theyre spamming Mommy Amelia
>>27053157Your Lurking reps, newfagchama
>>27053160Nothing, its just the usual cycle
>>27053131my personal narrative is that she's catching up on deadlines and just has the stream on the background
Mori is carry this stream shark fags and gosling fags are just mad their streamers are boring as shit.
>>27053136You toss the pasta with the sauce in your pan to coat it with the sauce.
>>27053174Every day until like it
>>27053030God I really want some fucking spaghetti now.
>>27053132You.Die in a fire.
>>27053136You're supposed to take the pasta off the heat a minute or two early and finish cooking it by mixing it with the sauce.
>>27053055it's a fucking italiano accent joke every red-blooded american, including italian-americans, does
>>27053131see >>27053045
>>27052812>>27052954>>27052983she grew up in a ghetto in texas and is only 24 years old, it's definitely an act but she plays it up more the more nervous she feels and she's probably VERY used to enunciating her english that way
>>27053168>Amelia's freshly peeled pantyhose from her feet used for special watson tea>she says if you want a bj you have to drink itwhat do..
>>27053147she does fine with the chicken but for whatever reason the other girls become super awkward around her
>>27053131Or Ina has shit to do like meeting her deadlines but can spare a moment to comment in chat?
>Mori throws out these random Nihongo in regular conversations.
>it's just the starter levels
Ame is Hololive EN's IT girl, and now also a Hololive IT girl.
AAAAAAA HE'S HERE TO SAVE US
>>27053082>>27053108Can confirm I've heard the fingering noises, we need the audio autists on it
ENTER
>>27053177Who tells time like this?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NIGGERMAN
>>27053160it's just a few literal discord trannies raiding the threads
>>27053131or maybe she's watching the stream while working
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Nyello.
>>27053160Mori likes getting railed by BBC's,apperantly this was revealed today.
heheh Mori loves pussy
I played Overcooked 2 and you can have up to 4 people playing together. She could have invited Ina, but Ina is spamming the chat instead, even said she wishes she could play with them... What's up, bros...
mori is so anxious she keeps saying "naruhodo ne" as a nervous tic...
>>27053088Gura and Amela have pretty high streaming chops because they have streamed before. I think Ina has too but probably not as much. It just works for Ina because her personality meshes well with their overall chemistry.It's clear to me that Mori and Chicken just need more experience. It just takes time anon
I swear to god every collab you niggers pick a different person to shit on. According to /hlgg/ every holoEN is a socially retarded autist.
>>27053163with bowtie she's talking about farfalle right?good taste, but everything spiralshaped or hollow will also carry sauce well
>>27052989Luna's piano streams are excellent. I super reccomend them! She's doing one in 15mins!I was unironically hype for the Holostars Amoung us collab because I love my Son.
>I love catsReaper is cute, CUTE!
>>27053131They can't make Kiara feel left out
NIGGERMAN?!
>>27053226ESLchama...
>>27053226Imagine being this wrong holy fuck
>>27052978don't let the door his your ass on the way out rrat
>>27053251The enemy.
>>27052978ogey.
>>27053062I've been up all night and it's now 7 am.
SAYING 888888 ISN'T FUCKING CUTE MORIIT'S CRINGEIT'S REALLY CRINGE
>>27052942>>27052984>>27052987>>27052992>>27053009>>27053045>>27053143>>27053170she literally didn't fucking type that
>>27053264one and the same.
>>27053241drink
>>27053174There's no Kiara so Mori is the next major target.
>chat happy with the stream>shark normalfags happy with the stream>r**dit happy with the stream>/hlgg/ antis only ones frothing at the mouthAs expected.
>leh-too-cheyamelia...
>new chef HE HAS COME TO DELIVER US FROM THE CRINGE
>>27053227>>27053233I like doing it like this but then it takes 3 burners to make pasta.