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Ok /jp/, so if you won the Holy Grail War, what would you wish for.

pic related, Iriya's castle is fucking awesome, plus Iriya in it

>> No.2690482

I'd wish athens was permabanned.

>> No.2690480

cookies

>> No.2690489

Omnipotence

/thread

>> No.2690497

I'd wish Kilgamayan was permabanned.

Seriously, you like enormous breasts. We get it already.

>> No.2690503

>>2690471
I'd wish for Otome Function to be finished and published.

>> No.2690507

Be the little girl.

>> No.2690509

To be a rich smart lucky normalfag.

>> No.2690510

Iriya's castle was weird, reminded me of something from Resident Evil or Myst.

>> No.2690515

>>2690509
No one here really wants that, right?

>> No.2690531

I'm pretty dense. I just now realized you said Iriya instead of Ilya.

>> No.2690541

>>2690497

Don't forget he's a shrinemaiden fag.

>> No.2690552
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2690552

Every single /jp/ user (except me) gets genderswapped.

The chaos would be incredible.

>> No.2690555

"I wish for all the other wishes granted by the holy grail to never have happened."

>> No.2690558

>>2690552

But I don't want to become a guy!

>> No.2690559

lotto winnings

>> No.2690571

>>2690552
We'd fight over ponpo-tan.

>> No.2690578

a pony

>> No.2690580

>>2690552
Athens as a girl ... shit would be gold.

>> No.2690584

>>2690471
It doesn't matter what you wish for. No matter what your wish is, all you'll receive is DEATH DESTRUCTION ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD etc.

>> No.2690587

>>2690578
Good man.

>> No.2690588
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2690588

Eat

>> No.2690598

Eternal youth, of course. How nice it would be to have my dearest friends curse me in their old age.

>> No.2690612

...I don't wish for anything, I destroy the grail.

>> No.2690619

"I wish for the erasure of the Grail."

>> No.2690621

>>2690619
It'll do it by nuking itself.

>> No.2690632

>>2690612
i accidentally the grail.

>> No.2690642

I wish to be a super hero.

>> No.2690645

>>2690642
With what super power?
Lazer eyes is the only correct answer.

>> No.2690648
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2690648

I want to be rich.

>> No.2690657

>>2690645
You mean punches from the punch dimension, right?

>> No.2690661

My wish is simple. I want this garbage known as "Fate/Stay Night" erased, and the creators of this ungodly sight destroyed. /jp/ would look like an interesting board at last.

>> No.2690665
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2690665

I'd abstain from wishing, because like anything involving Nasu it'd end tragically in a lame and ironic fashion.

>> No.2690671

>>2690661

Include Touhou and ZUN, for good measure.

>> No.2690696

>>2690661
The grail answers by removing you from present, past, and future.

>> No.2690726

>>2690696
Oh yeah?
*you're mom fgt*

>> No.2690736

>>2690726
lol u mad cuz Angry Manjew trolled u

>> No.2690744
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2690744

Wish for eternal happiness.
Receive all the evils in the world.

>> No.2690751

>>2690744

What happens if you ask for a sandwich.

>> No.2690757

>>2690751
You get a sandwich made of all the evils in the world.

>> No.2690762

>>2690751
it would give you a sand witch

>> No.2690763

>>2690757

What's it taste like?

>> No.2690767

>>2690751
You receive all the evils in the world, stuffed between two slices of sourdough.

>> No.2690773

>>2690763
Pretty evil.

>> No.2690774

>>2690763
It tastes bad.

>> No.2690779

I wish we had mods that weren't complete shit.

>> No.2690791
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2690791

>>2690779

/jp/ doesn't have any mods, just a fickle janitor with a lot of coffee breaks.

>> No.2690792

>>2690779
>I wish we had users that weren't complete shit.

>> No.2690798

>>2690779
/jp/ is erased from past, present and future

>> No.2690805

I wish the Grail didn't misinterpret wishes so badly.

>> No.2690807

>>2690805
It doesn't interpret.

It just gives you all the evils in the world.

>> No.2690822

I'd wish to go back in time and give Nasu's mom a coat hanger.

>> No.2690835

Regular Grail: answers your wish as best it can interpret.

Angry Manjew Grail: answers your wish, as long as it involves some application of painful death, and if it can't do it, it just kills everyone.

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2690838

>>2690807
Jeez, I wish it wouldn't do that.

>> No.2690861

>>2690835
So basically the chances of getting trolled hard with any of them is very high.

>> No.2690864

>>2690792
That wouldn't be a problem if they were being banned.

>> No.2690869

>>2690838

Ok, just for you, it will only give you *most* of the evils in the world.

>> No.2690887

I'd wish for a barrel full of Akagi-grade hell sand.

>> No.2690895

>>2690861
Everyone is going to be killed, regardless of the wish, really.

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