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Alright fags, we're doing this. Deadbeats sing "Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?"Please upload your acapella versions of the track to vocaroo, or a similar audio hosting platform.Email submissions to CalliopeMori@cumallover.meWill mix it up on 10th of October, and submit it to Calli's contest before the cutoff.Original song - https://youtu.be/5y3xh8gs24cInstrumental - https://youtu.be/-sihZLgIO_k (Description, linked under remix materials)Lyrics (with romaji for EOPs) - https://pastebin.com/zemTGw9
DU YU RELE BELEV EThttps://youtu.be/0NLw-SDzfXM?t=25
No Artias beyond this point
Hmm hmm*clack clack clack*Ah! hm hm hm*clack clack clack*hehe hm hm*clack clack clack*hmm hmm please step on me*clack clack clack*
Last thread>>26632047
>>26638695>>26638694something about this gremlin is cute and makes me want to root for her to win Civia
>>26638654Keep saying that, faggot. You Europeans are literally united whether you like it or not. The EU makes both LAWS and ECONOMIC POLICIES.
I'm going maaad!
https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3
How is my cute autistic wine aunt so fucking LARGE?
Why are they so gay?
Reminder that Mori HATES all her colleagues
>>26638695du yu rele belev Artia will follow any rule?
https://files.catbox.moe/nigik0.webm
>>26638680Cursed OP image
how come indos and flips are such big weebs
>>26638726They're all straight though?
https://files.catbox.moe/1oryjg.mp4WRISK? WIST? WEAST? BREAST?
>>26638725cause she's full of soulsdeepest lore
>>26638694Our gremlin cant be this cute
Stop narrative posting and join Amelia membership right now!
Of course I love my wife Watson Amelia. How could you tell?
squid a cute!
Is it considered ironic that most of the the antis are European?
>>26638680Based OP image
>>26638726Forgot image.
>>26638685Visual representation of what Ina is doing which her golden yagoos.
>>26638617>It is now supposed to denote any quirky, obsessive, repetitive, or antisocial behavior. That's how it was before, now I often see something or someone called autistic without any of those traits
Holo schedules>https://schedule.hololive.tv/EN>Calliopehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg>Kiarahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww>Ina'nishttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g>Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAgID>Iofihttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg>Risuhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw>Moonahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89DgCHN>Civiahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjg>Yogirihttps://space.bilibili.com/427061218>Spadehttps://space.bilibili.com/456368455>Artiahttps://space.bilibili.com/511613155/https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive>Rosalynhttps://space.bilibili.com/511613157>Dorishttps://space.bilibili.com/511613156/
>>26638694WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKIN' DICK?
One day Gura is going to start the stream and tell us she finally used her emergency ration
>>26638725It's the chemicals they put in the water
When's the Ina karaoke PLEASE>>26638733escapism from their shitty country, too bad they're too poor to donate
>>26638725Why is everyone but Amelia eating
White men steal your brown women SEAmonkeys.
>>26638680If you think Gura's social anxiety is severe, you haven't seen this yet.https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1600250819382.webm
>>26638695MENTARRY ANTACHABOR
>>26638748Only chicken antis, we love everyone else.
Reminder it was Gura that called Amelia impure, Kiara tried to defend her. Amelia accepted that she was impure. That was it, stop narrativeposting.
>>26638766She had a stomach ache that stream.
>>26638750drawfags onegai
>>26638766Piss bottles doesn't get to eat.
>>26638750here's the webm
I was slow to realize why Mori has big boobs. Think about it, what is a big cup size?
>>26638727Kiara and Mori having hate sex!
I want to motorboat Amelia's fat tits
>>26638766Amelia gave the cucumber to Ina for bullying purposes, it was hers. And Ina is just watching her figure.
>>26638726>>26638750Because girls feel niceDetective x Tentacle monster is peak ship, they need some nice tentacle smothering art.
Is Sherlock Holmes fucking dead in Hololive canon?
>>26638695
>>26638781B
Amelia's gamer gunk...
>>26638750When did they do it? I just watched it but didn't get that moment.
>>26638730do yu rely belieb that's artia? thast just a PICTURE dum dum
>>26638685What is rate up?
>>26638772Where is proof? All I remember was Mori trying to damage control asking what did Kiara mean by "pure" and Kiara just ignoring her and moving on to "haha so where should Amelia go"
>>26638741I can't believe Mori is Shang Tsung,.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_5sQ1tU-gk
You haven't been neglecting your jerking reps, have you anon?
What does Ame's breath smell like?
I still can't believe Amelia is a caring gremlin who does her best for all of her coworkers even when she's not feeling well and to the point of destroying her sleep schedule completely
Anyone got this picture, but with a niggerman? Thanks.
>>26638680Delet this.
>>26638727She seems to watch every Gura's stream she is awake for.
>>26638822Stop being horny, start being productive.
>>26638793Don't think about this too much
>Characters designed by somebody else.>Live2D model created by somebody else.>Brand recognition earned by somebody else.>Paychecks leeched from somebody else.Remind me, anonchama, why do you support these parasites?
What did you do today? There are no HoloEN streams going on, so how did you keep yourself busy?
>Asacoco is coming back todayWill she make fun of Chicken?
How fun is it to tease a socially anxious person? Like Imagine going out together and suddenly disappearing and she panics and calls you immediately
>>26638813>Where is proofTry the actual collab, Of course a narrativeposter isn't used to actually watching the streams.
>>26638750onegai drawfags you must do it.
>>26638827yes
https://twitter.com/ten_tako/status/1306542964861140992
ITTY BITTY BABYITTY BITTY BOAT
>>26638825mint tea
>>26638833Imagine if Huke made a more solid design for chicken. Gura is getting so much attention just because she has an amazing design.
>>26638825cum
>>26638825kitkat
What does "Gawr Gura" actually mean?
>>26638847Timestamp. If you're not presenting evidence for your argument you're just as bad.
>>26638856DU U RLY HABEEB EHT
>>26638825bags of sand
>>2663883810 bucks says it'll be just like 2.0
This gremlin reminds me of how Chris Chan talked as a kid. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
>>26638863So is Ina. I think they just hate Cheeken.
>>26638750
>>26638727Then why is she constantly beating her meat to all of them during her free time?
a kitkat and then
>>26638680Split your lungs with blood and thunder
I just want this day over as soon as possible so we can get more streams.
>>26638748It's prime euro hours, anon.
>>26638793She was, but then Steven Moffat revealed that anime sherlock holmes only faked her death and that the body was actually sherlock's secret estranged sister that they never mentioned before
>>26638685>her expression at rule thirty-
How come it's ok for gura to be an alcoholic but if I do it I'm a lowlife and need to go to AA?
>Mori Doom Eternal>But it's on her dog shit laptopBros...
>>26638825
>>26638874Its the sound a jp person makes when they are being attacked by a shark.
>>26638833Is this hews? Gross
>>26638876My argument is to actually watch the fucking stream instead of narrative posting. How is that a bad argument, I don't know, you tell me, retarded narrative poster.
>>26638771>Still, fuck her. Fuck english vtubers.Today I will remind them.
>>26638768>going to say hi>decide not to and delete the messageWas I an onion all along?
>>26638743Membership is up? Can't see it from my end
>>26638830No
>>26638874The pleasure of being cummed inside in Atlantian
>>26638826>destroying her sleep schedule completelyThat's a lie. She's a time traveler and can always go back into past to rest some more.
>>26638899
>>26638895based
>>26638907Are you a cute loli?
>>26638768That's completely normal behavior.
>>26638856>>26638877kek. I've not heard that shit in forever
>>26638909She has a PS4
>>26638907Are you a cute girl?
Reminder.
>>26638694Brlebeit
>>26638907you're not a cute shark anon
>>26638909The technical issues will be kino alongside her endearing cringe
>>26638780Cute dorks
>>26638909Doom Eternal runs on toasters, so maybe it'll be fine.
>>26638874"She who conquers shark penis"(rough translation)
>>26638850yab
>>26638812In Gacha games, they'll say "this character is on rate up!" meaning the character has a higher chance of dropping if you roll an SSR (highest rarity).She's not wrong in saying it's a fucking lie though because even being on a higher rate of dropping than all the other fucking characters they still don't' drop because fuck you.
Eventually the EN will be used for the those Hololive animated shorts
>>26638941literally yes
>>26638693Ya pastebins dead senpai
>>26638907It's becuase she's a cute girl. That's it. >>26638946Controller....
>>26638813Ignoring Mori's request for specificity was the best decision Kiara made in the collab.
>>26638822Still having Katawa dick, pls andastd
>>26638793Sherlock Holmes was a MYTH
>>26638888The art for this is nice but its honestly a bad coupon since the bad art is what makes them charming.
How is this whore so cute bros
>>26638907Alcoholism is by definition self destructive behavior, Gura is probably more functional than you considering your relative positions.
>>26638838God I hope she doesnt have permission to make fun of the ENs. Imagine your character traits being defined by Asacoco jokes.
>>26638856WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?! WHATS WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK?
I hope Kiaras German ASMR will be max comfy so I can use it every night to sleep.
>>26638990BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Gura loves rimjobs
>>26638960I dunno. my old 960 starts coughing up blood whenever I try to run that game
>>26638968God I hope not, barely any of them are funny
>>26638850AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAB
>>26638999True, can confirm this.
>>26638825Monster energy
>>26638825Feet
Guys why are there no streams scheduled I'm getting unstable
>>26638977Hopefully she gets a better PC soon
>>26638795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl3Y_MfDH3U&t=39
Anyone watching Lofi hiphop beats?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhaxVZwGcnQ
>>26638972Post pics
>>26638949cope
>>26638825Cheap tea and dog semen.
>>26639028I got no fucking clue what shes saying, but yeah
>>26638949These people are idiots. Subs means sweet fuck-all without the user engagement. You could have a billion subs and still be worthless without the engagement.There's some streamers with tiny userbases that make more than people literally 50x bigger in terms of subs.
>>26639022They may rest on sunday if they choose to do so
>>26639022HoloEN observes the day of the lord, anon. They're all worshipping Cocock
>>26639002Then it's time to blow the dust off that PS4 and hope the capture card she bought doesn't kill itself or her computer, like it almost did on Kiara's stream.
I refuse to take my meds unless I know there's a stream happening
What does Mori mean when she says she was "swinging her scythe around"?
>>26639053Sweeping the floors at the convenience store
>>26639029Damn, Artia and Ame already did a collab?
>>26638984I want her to show more toxic gamer moments on streams. I was grinning like a retard on her last Valorant stream
>>26639053swinging a broom at her min wage job
>>26638827
>>26639053A broom. Her roommate was most likely a janny at a conbi.
>>26638984Because deep down you know you'd still love Amelia even if she's second hand goods.
>>26639053Her massive hulking cock
>>26639028What's up with the Cthulhu speak in the title?
Streams schedules... Onegai...
>>26638949>pity watcher Just as bad as the redditors
>>26638743I've been bamboozled
>>26639053She refers to herself as "your boy".
>>26639024She said she will now that she has a healthy income.
>>26638837Catch up on some archives, build new desk, and practice loading magazines.
>>26638755>No JPe~~
Do you think the guy who roleplays the Skeleton Biker can afford to akasupa daily or that he's deeply in debt but is committed to the act and will kill himself when he defaults on his debts
>>26638793Yes, they've only ever been mentioned in past tense. Probably a drug overdose.
>>26638812in gacha games you have usually about a 1% chance to get a super rare character.But these characters usually are in a large pool with other characters so that 1% is split between every super rare character so to get a specific super rare you have like a .16666%.So gacha games often have "Rate Ups" for specific super rare characters that makes it so you have say a 70% chance for that 1% chance to be the specific super rare unit.Of course the problem with this is that 70% is not at all a garauntee and what happens is often you'll be "Spooked" by another super rare unit.
Reminder that futa with balls is gay
>>26639053Cleaning the floor of some dingy konbini while being sekuhara'd daily by the fat middle-aged manager.
>>26639047>>26639048They deserve all the rest in the world.I just want some schedules.
https://youtu.be/wAKgOoLnYFMPekora's English reps stream, would you watch it?
Ame is going to start a stream in 13 hours more
>>26639107See >>26638680
>>26639078How does someone with like 50 different talents end up as a janny??
>>26639074OH NO I'VE GAZED INTO THE COLORS OUT OF SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAA A ABDUL AZHARED HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26638680hey /jp/What's the consensus for the whole eng hololive whores. I personally think this whole western gate-opening shit is going to invite a whole bunch of degenerates trannies and unironic annoying redditor simps. Also why are the shark, edgelord, sherlock holmes so popular and friends with each other? Are they a group?
Is Ame x Ina gonna end up like this?
>>26638722Adding the kisses at the end is just cruel
>>26639125Yes
>>26639102>youtube superchat/ad revenue uncertainty>healthy income
>>26639053her wagie cagie
>>26638755>yfw no EN streams scheduled for today or tomorrow yet
>>26639113The latter, after all he gets to see Mori sooner
>>26639140Retard
>>26639137By being a foreigner in Japan with no concrete plan
We should just discuss JP Holos since dead hours are fucking cancer.
>>26639145I know
>>26638874It sounds like "Gárgola", which is spic for gargoyle, so it may be thatSome anons here say she knows spic so I think it's possible
>>26639137There's not much a gaijin can do in Japan other than "teach" English or work some other dog shit job.
>>26639140ogey
>>26639140Half the girls are meh, other half is good.
>>26639147It's better than her dead end job. Plus ad revenue.
>>26639164i don't watch jp holos cause I don't know japanese
>>26638793normal Watson = a doctor, no hat, no jacket.Holmes died, Watson picked up his mantle and become a detective. There's your lore.
>>26639140Fuck off with your unhinged bullshit, /pol/
>>26639137Showbiz is a shit career for 99% of people. Need both talent and luck to make it.
>>26639137A talented person can go to waste if there's no one endorsing you
>>26639177rrat
>>26639118reminder that futas without balls are inferior to futas with balls, and that shemales are not futas.
>>26638973Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, Lemme get on that.
Mori probably had some JAL day job teaching cram kids the right tenses, unless she does music work with the people from her old connections I mean it's not like that wasn't making ad bucks
>>26639137When none of those talents can be applied to jobs that don't require luck/inside connections.>>26639159Also this.
>>26639137How is LA and NYC filled with aspiring starlets getting gangbanged by producers on the reg for the exposure?
>>26639164I want to shove my BWC in Noel's asshole.
>>26639164I think Aqua is not just overrated, but unfunny and annoying to watch. Loud sounds and screaming isn't entertaining unless you're 12.
If Amelia actually posted here what kind of shitposts do you think she would be doing?
>>26639192
>>26639128Don't tell anyone but I'm streaming CSGO today. Please tune in you sickos
>>26639140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx9Q2dkQ-Gksome good shark and watson tete
>>26639195Those jobs pay well, and she doesn't come off as a teacher at all.
goofy looking skelebro lives matter
>>26639125>Do not confuse me with ENPekora is truly a NatSoc
>>26638722I already had a hard time before and you do this to me
>>26638759I like this concept for her hoodie.
Me and Mori sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
>>26638722how could you listen to this and not think it's her
>>26638693>>26638973Apparently fucked up the paste, and cut off the final character of the pastebin. It's: https://pastebin.com/zemTGw95
>>26639164Why did the dumbest memes get picked up by the JP Holo girls?that PANIK thing is retarded.
>>26639213She's the one who first doxxed Kiara.
>2 months pass>every Watson stream is 8 hours of Apex and Valorant>less than 2k viewers
>>26639213>implying she doesn't shitpost here already
>>26638838please coco get Kanata and Kiara to cohost
>>26639223nnnnnskelebro hands penned this treatise
>>26639219>english teacher>pays wellWhat
>>26639213pornposter
>>26638685sooner or later this will grew too big to the point you have to put it on pastebin fellow tentacultist
>>26639213For all we know she could be making all these other coupons hi amelia
Fuck I'm ODing on holoshit. It's becoming either unentertaining or straight cringe.brb life
why is Chicken worst HoloEN girl?
>>26639140Cover recruited great talents and they are growing as vtubers, it's worth to see thatnow go back, retard
>>26638680s-sugoi...https://twitter.com/mamerakkkkko194/status/1307634376306380801?s=19
>>26639192This so fucking much, retards treating those two interchangeably and tagging accordingly makes it a pain to find what you're looking for.
>>26639257german
>>26639232Coco unironically has boomer humor
>>26639213Don't tempt her. She'll blow her cover.
>>26639232entry level and easy to understand for JPs i guess?
>finish the archive from last night>her back was so sweaty, her clothes stuck to herAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26639253nah these coupons are clear counterfeits
>>26639121>sweeping the floors till her hands fall off and enduring constant demeaning behavior from her manager>only to go back to her dingy apartment, get hammered with the cheapest wine around, and make some music while praying to all gods that her laptop doesn't suddenly die>gets even more hammered to escape the nightmare in her own mind>proceeds to cry herself to sleep as she feels like she's sinking deeper and deeper, with no help in sight>she can't even sleep properly because of all the bikers and cigarette smoke from the streetNo wonder she literally broke down crying when she saw those red supacha.
manechan let Gura be a cowboy onegai
https://twitter.com/dabdude_2004/status/1307103048221761536 nice someone did it
>>26638968When are we getting a comedic storyboard artist holo to help with those animated shorts
>>26639272Why does he have to draw her crying on all her pics? It's the one thing turning me off from all the lewds he made of her. Why can't he just draw happy consensual rape?
>>26639255We're at the peak of worldwide Hololive domination, everyone is going to be like you soon
>>26639289Gura truly is the sweat and smell chads choice
>>26639289>chums in autotune
>>26639137White in Japan. Not much she can do there even assuming she has a university degree because nips won't hire foreigners unless it's directly through some overseas job connection. Your options are basically teaching English (assuming you have teaching qualifications) or else just jumping on whatever combini job will take you, usually on the night shift because they don't want foreign staff working during busy hours.
>>26639170>The term originates from the French gargouille, which in English is likely to mean "throat" or is otherwise known as the "gullet";>Latin gurgulio, gula, gargula ("gullet" or "throat") and similar words derived from the root gar, "to swallow"
>>26639181Oooooh, I get it.Holmes is her grandmother.
>>26639255unironically based
>>26639213I honestly want to say that all of them aside from Gura have at least lurked here once in the last week.
>>26639297Because rape is a painful thing
>>26639289Imagine smell Guras seat after her stream!!!
>>26639291Don't forget that she has a fucking 2 hour commute
>>26639316That was brilliant, made her screams that much funnier
>>26638838she'll have dibs on Ina first if anything because internet issues
I still don't understand the rules for that fucking clap clap game.
>>26639218>A, I always start a sentence with an a. >I'm sorry. >It's a tick, I can't help it.>I don't want to be away, I want to be close.wtf, I love barracuda's now.
>>26639294the fucking dankeschoen.Kiara's dankeschoen is the only redeeming part about her, and I love it.
>>26639257She's the only one whose streams I watch completely.Mori tries too hard and is annoying, but I watch her because chicken wants to fuck her.I enjoy Amelia and Ina, but I just watch a bit of them at a time.I don't care for shark at all.Chicken is best girl. Genki and fun.People hate chicken because she has what Deadbeats want.
>>26639322Gura swallows confirmed
>>26639322heh
https://streamable.com/scunfx
>>26639239kekway to waste her golden ticket
theoretically which girl prefer small peepee. No hidden intent ,doing survey for work.
>>26639147When the lower end of that uncertainty is higher than 99% of what the rest of the world earns monthly, it's damn good. That's assuming it all doesn't go poof in the near future.
proud of lofi!post your congrats for lofi!!!!!!!!https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1307379827578564609
>>26639360The Nose knows...
>>26639239Would still watch. Her commentary is entertaining. If I can digest hours of APEX with Ayame, I can with Ame
>>26639291Well fuck that's hitting a little too close to home
https://files.catbox.moe/uf8d59.mp4
>>26639377>if only she waited for holoEN she would get that much in 1 day
>>26639251Yes. High demand, low supply. You can comfortably support a family off the salary of an eng teacher in Japan
>>26639289I'm impressed by her ability to play in those conditions and not spend the entire time whining about it. That said imagine the smell of that chair
Ah, I give up. English isn't cute.
>>26639311>>26639340Would Gura have swamp ass?
Gura... Greenland Shark facts onegai...
>>26639374Ur mom lol
>>26639215Cool, thats better than Valorant at least.
>>26639393
FUCK COMPETITIVE SHOOTANSALL MY HOMIES HATE COMPETITIVE SHOOTANS
>>26639404Gura and Ina have found a way to make it cute.
>>26639404Bun anon... You're cute
>>26639349i think its a game better played when you are drunk and not afraid of youtube raping your channel after you say a nono word
What does it smell like between Watson's breasts?
>>26639340eat your veggies gura you need a balanced diet
I really want to see Amelia play more walking simulators. Superliminal was the most chill thing, and it just worked so well.
>>26639239Good I'll have something to consistently have on my other moniter.
>>26639399>implying she would've gotten in
KE KE KE! KE SERA SERA!
>>26639289My smelly drunk shark daughterwife is so cute.
>>26639438kitkat
>>26639137>How does someone with like 50 different talents end up as a janny??Altruism.That's the only reason why they do it for free.
>>26639438my cum
>>26638874Gawr = Gao + Rawr
>>26639447She definitely would do us a favor and take Kiara out of the competition.
>>26639417An average lifespan of a greenland shark is so long that one could've seen Columbus discover America and still be around today.
>>26639410More like ocean ass.
>>26639403Does she stream in a cuckbox like Kanata did
>>26639374>GuraSizequeen>KiaraClaims to like 'em big but can barely handle 5 inches>InaSmall or none preferred>WatsonDoesn't care about dick size as long as the balls are big>MoriDoesn't care as long as it's smaller than hers
watson let me fuck your thighs and tits onegai
>>26639320what a shithole
>>26639289>It was the DTs from going through a whole collab without drinking
>>26639495that's not Watson
>>26639495that's a love live character
>>26639448>load up Gura's stream first thing you hear is>KKK
>>26639447Iofi's what chicken wants to becrazy networking skills with the JP holossoon to collab with the one and only sora
>>26639507i know but can we pretend she is because i dont give a fuck about IM@SHIT
>>26639341Support our wine aunt she deserves the world
>>26639491>Doesn't care about dick size as long as the balls are bigwat? is this a thing?
>>26639417Them and sixgill sharks are cool, apparently they're metabolism is so slow that they really only need to eat once a year
>>26638748Like any German worth his salt, I only hate the chicken tho.
>>26639495Thats not watson u fucking dumb. thats megumi from im@s
>>26639360you tryna say somethin to me?
>>26639125With Kiara. And then it somehow goes into german. Pekora's german will be glorious with that "r"
>>26639118I respectfully disagree
>>26639517No, we can't.That makes zero sense.
>>26639404Germanic languages tend to sound pretty awful, English isn't all that bad when you put that into perspective.
>>26639495that's not watson you fucklord
Gawr Gura sounds like Rawr Gore. Which is what happens when a shark attacks.
>>26638795This image speaks to my internal fears.
>>26639495here anon
>>26639393why is that spaghetti so solid?
>>26639495God Bless AmericaBut why do people keep posting Meguru
>>26639213Depending on her mood, she either works on controlled opposition as a fake anti to lead the narratives astray, or she posts as an anti genuinely; compulsive self sabotage.
>>26639297Well all his eroarts are mostly rapeshit and rape isn't exactly happy thing. Only his Peko and Miko art are the exception. The Peko FAs are non-ero and Miko ones are lovey-dovey consensual sex, well except his first Miko art which is rapeshit.https://twitter.com/tanakataroukami/status/1257605228095877120?s=19
>>26639544because. shes walking sex, same like minami
Who is quicker? Krauser in rapes per second or Mori in reaps per second?
>>26639289I want to lick her lower back after a long and sweaty gaming session
>>26639574I want Gura to eat me
>>26639297>consensual rapeAnonchama...your oxymoron reps...
>>26639592>gura pitsHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>>26639544Because IT'S JOKE
>>26639137In real life the artistically creative rarely if ever make it and most just end up as starving artist with a low paying job that exists to keep them alive in the hopes that they get their big break.Guranteed that Mori unironically considered camming/only fans at some point
>>26639619>tfw never updated the list for gen5
Does Marine wear glasses? She seemed to be adjusting them during the 3D stream.
>>26639213She was against the split
>>26639647Can't wear glasses with face capture setups. It fucks everything up.
>>26639619D E E P E S T L O R E
>>26639213mocking the goslings at the height of the insanity
>>26639665I'm kinda glad we got the split, I was against it at first till the debuts
>>26638968They need 3d models first and I find it hard to see Cover the Jews spend money on models on people that can't come to their studio in Tokyo.
>>26639619sugoi
>>26639137You would be surprised how many talented people lost to the system by default on this clown world.
>>26638876https://youtu.be/GQI4yf7ZgHU?t=3364Gura first to imply impurity.
>>26639218Why did this make me hard
Was the best HoloENs trio today?
>>26639703Wholesome
>>26639213English Artia.
How long until some mad fan of hololive tries to kill one of them?
>>26639137I can't speak for Japan but being from Los Angeles, tons of aspiring stars live in total shit conditions, where its also fairly common to share and pay rent for one one with another, sometimes more than 2 people total. Doesn't matter if its acting, singing, dancing, music, and so on. I remember a guy trying to catch a break with his hip-hop beats by doing his work in the living room of a run down house where he was living with 8 other people (all musicians so toleration for music/noise in the house). You know all those contestants and audience members in game shows? Its partially true they're actors, but they're not paid. They're just doing a psuedo-audition and are trying to catch a break by some hire-up in Hollywood. This is also why I'm kind of miffed by Chicken because even when these people catch even a small break, they show giant appreciation while she's been kind of shitting on her position with various levels on unprofessionalism and not cutting the JP-dick sucking shit despite being told several times to cut it out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDNcL1VP3rYNo business like show business.
>>26639137Same reason why a dude could be a doctor in his country and then have to flee because he thinks women shouldn't instantly be stoned for a transgression and now he's driving a cab around.
>>26639694I mean nobody expected it to be this big. >>26639665She would have been against the Homo split but would probably be for the Global split.
>>26638680Is there a link to all these hololive tubers real faces? I want to see Pekora's real fat chubby gook face before I coom to her voice.
>>26638983
>>26639703Gura only ordered two glasses of wine for herself? Must be trying to sober up for the night.
>>26639703>two wine glassesSo where's Gura's drink Mori?
>>26639717>"but is she pure tho?">moves her to the bottom instantly
>>26639213Mocking Gosslings and posting coupons.
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>>26639717I love this shark
>>26639764Cute, AnonIt's a start, keep up your reps
>>26638707Kino
>>26639778
>>26639721Tuesday
>>26639696The superchats that come in during the first 5 minutes alone will probably pay for the 3d model, airplane tickets, hotel, and use of the studio.
Gura? Yeah pretty cute boy
>>26639218>An A a day keeps the doctor away.Damn it Watson, that was your excuse to escape.
>>26639763Fuck off
>>26639756>>26639694Stop replying to that falseflagging schizo, faggots.
>>26639612Someone hasn't watched the anime that gave /a/ ptsd. Start your Valvrave reps
>>26639495Please stop. It would be nice if it was but that just isn't Amelia.
>>26639619>is such a big fan of FBK to the point her name is a reference to the VOID Minecraft stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQibrbAIdKsAmelia reps has 70k views
>>26639320>usually on the night shift because they don't want foreign staff working during busy hoursShit dude I just realized, so that's why whenever its dead hours konbini scenes, the cashier will always be gaijin, or some dreadlock/afro nigger.
>>26639790>forgot she can speak 3 lenguagesi love this dumb chicken
>>26639775Amelia was the one doing the moving.
>>26639804fuck you, reddit. give me my pekora boing boing irl
>Mori and HER are guaranteed to browse these fucking threads>They're probably gigantic newfags who don't even know about NIGGERTITS or Moot/WTI seethe
>>26639703this image gives me travis bickle vibes ngl
>>26639831wrong thread you dumb nigger
>>26639806ogey
>>26638685This ritual post is getting bigger each day
>>26639790is there actually any relation between knowing languages and intelligence
>>2663982170K? That's nice.
>>26639794i know this image
>>26639842rrat
Vtube is reddit tier trash
>>26639844If there were, chicken would be the counterexample
>>26639852so do I
>>26639053scythe swinging training = university
>>26639763>what is archive
>>26639799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ
>>26639851Why is my wine aunt so mean
>>26639844Gura can speak shark and was considered least intellegent, so no.
>>26639835>he doesn't know about mori
>>26639763Why are newfags like this?
>>26639865Go back then.
>>26639844No. Its really funny if you ever lived in Europe. Everyone knows multiple languages. Yet Europeans especially girls like to think it makes them uniquely special. Hence dumb bird having a break down over being talentless.
>>26639404So it begins, the magic is wearing offsoon these threads will be below 100 IPs
>>26639821Well at least they're trying
Lurk more you fucking nigger i fucking hate you faggots posting useless questions that could've been answered if you would've just shut your damn whore mouth>duuhhh why supacha called?>uhhh why anti called?>durrrr who coco is?>uh uh sora who???>uhhhhhhh why permission?>what 5ch????>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?>*post frogman and soijak*>WHERE DOXX??????????>what kino means????>what reps means????>what naizuri?????????>what roommate means????>SIMP heh gotem>uhhh just anime girl???>jp/indie collab when???????????????>asanagi who????>why thread deleted after 2000?>why live stream only?>what freechat????>what oishi gachokoi??>just twitch????????>supacha stream zzzzz????>what ogey means????>what rrat means????FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOU'RE FUCKING WHORE FAMILY NIGGER
>>26639844Yes. If you can't speak at least two languages, you're retarded.
>>26639790This just proves she belonged on the left side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y9QiwEfWaQ
>>26639865Abayo!
>>26639900Kill yourself retard simp
>>26639828Fucking brilliant I hope for mori/kiara collab soon for maximum mutual bullying
>>26639865Go away, Pokimane
>>26639885She's not mean, she's a thousand years oldAnd she just lost track of her moral code
>>26639865Abayo, chocoballman!
Reminder not to (You) ironic r*dditors and s*mpposters
>>26639881Wow, why would someone post this particular youtuber with some kind of familiar voice out of nowhere as a response to some particular vtuber post? Is it a pure coincidence?
https://youtu.be/GQI4yf7ZgHU?t=569>I thoroughly investigated the chatAme, what did you mean by this?
What the fuck am I supposed to do if no one is streaming today?
>>26639922she groove
Is there a 1 free tentacle-job coupon?
>>26639835>Yo yo niggas niggas my niiiiigggss Yeah mori is a pure maiden alright
>>26639865ヤベー
>>26639903I live in eastern europe and hardly anyone knows another language on a decent level
>>26639328I can't imagine chicken reads this shithole regularly
>>26639865ogey
>plays valve games like portal and tf2>built her own PC>likes using the trackpoint on laptops>flames her own teammates >threatens to report any good players>makes goblin and monkey screeching noises>hiccups>gamer bottles>stupid cute dorky laugh>invented larspostingThere's really no doubt anymore, Amelia is BY FAR the best girl.
reminder
>>26639957Reps, or just shitpost here until a stream starts like the rest of us
>>26639936Make me.
>>26639906good hopefully all the shit esls leave.
>>26639865>wojakposter>calling anyone Reddit
>>26639957reps
How hard did this line hit Amelia?(And well, probably Kiara as well if she was watching.)
>>26639922absolutely precious!
>>26639965Yeah I'm thinking she's "based" as the kids say...
>>26639856I love this fat autist so much
>>26639957Do reps of some sort, jerk off, watch JP Holos
>>26639913how late...
If chicken read these threads she'd kill herself, given how she reacted to some minor criticism.
>>26639981spot on
>>26638984Have you ever read It's Not Meguro-san's First Time? That's Amelia.
>>26639981Wrong.
>>26639835>Mootwhat is that?
>>26639957Korone endurance hell in less then 5 minutes.
>>26639322deepest lore
>>26640007I only just realised nobody got it in early
>>26639980If she's best girl then where's her golden yagoo?Checkmate, detective!
>>26640011Time to tweet some posts at her.
>>26640019Please tell me what rrat and ogey are
>>26640038ogey
>>26640029Lose some weight fatass
>>26640044rrat
>>26639974I agree, but I can imagine Ame showing her one of these threads and pointing out specific posts so she could get some actual criticism/feedback.
>>26640027absolute nene tardkino followed by my oshi, EN only watchers are missing out
>>26640038
>>26640058I agree but instead of criticism it's to make her have a mental breakdown
>>26640065rrat
>>26639957watch animefaplurk and post in /hlg(g)/
>>26639865I didn't know Yanderedev was hanging out with Wojak these days
>>26640038oh gayrat
Do you think any of the ENs will do hair removal streams?
AAAAAAAAA OH NOOOOOOO HELP ME I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26639957Watch KM Build or something. It's what I'm doing.
>>26639360Why is she always so angry?
>Deadbeat>Start watching Mori's roommate's old videos and reading her comments>Start to feel thingsBros I think I'm starting to fall for her. I'm not gonna make it...
I like to think Gura reads all the racism here and can't stop snorting.
>late to the party, see some posts about Kiara in the 2nd collab stream >watch the entire 2nd collab stream>"gura was radio silence unless called at" my ass. while she doesn't speak as much as the others she does make some jokes here and there>"kiara was being serious about the chart" i don't think so, she's having fun with it as much as the others, in her own way>also some posts implying that it was Kiara that was moving the icons in the chart skit when it was actually AmeYou guys are full of shit
>>26639865why do you come here to post this once every daydon't think i didn't see that deleted thread
>>26639957go to the other thread and rile up the schizos
>>26639981>Ina>PureI wish people actually watched Ina's streams.
>>26640044>>26640065>>26640071>>26640110rrat
>>26640107ogey
I require assistance person of african-american descent
>>26640107Fuck off she's mine
>>26640123how new?
>>26640130Maybe if this FUCKING SQUID STREAMED MORE more people would
>>26639959She smooth. But most of all, she prove.
artia just needs a bigger face or a smaller head
>>26640136I do beleev eet
Ranking: Gura>Ina>Amelia>Mori
>>26640123Not watching the collab with 4chan was the best ever decision I did
>>26640107You know she fucks chickens right?
>>26640038migi, hidari
>>26640140Sorry, we planned a wedding with her some time ago. So fuck off.
>>26638793Holmes supposedly dies at the end of his final novel. It's more than likely that Amelia is John Watson's daughter.
>>26640130*clap clap*
>>26640132Why is it rrat and not rat or rrrat?
I just discovered artia and she has rocketed to my number one position.How does she go from sounding so normal and cute in chinese or japanese or even just making sounds but as soon as she speaks English her voice changes to that of a 45 year old smoker's?
>>26640130how is wanting to get stepped on not pure
>>26640130she's a closet perv, it's pretty easy to miss
>>26639980She is literally me. No other girl has come this close to being me. I want to feel less attached but everything I find out about her makes me like her more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16GWOStMIIUBASED
>>26640190OGEY
>>26640190do your clip rreps
>>26640123stop going agaisnt the narrative pls
Ame actually enjoyed being the most impure.
>>26640190rrat
>>26640107>Mori's roommate's old videosWhat?
>>26639957Reps! Self-improvement! HoloMYTH has literally been the self-improvement generation, with Calli's hard work, Kiara's perseverance, Ina's desire to inspire, Gura's commitment to excellence, and Amelia's advice for bettering oneself!
>>26640193English kinda sucks at sounding cute.
>>26640175I sent her over $200 so she's mine by default
>>26640205ogey
>>26640130I want Amelia to step on Ina and gently tease her
>>26640011She’s the most thin skinned for sure. Amelia and Mori look like people who have already experienced the brunt of internet toxicity while gura is just a shitposter who doesn’t care and Ina is literally too good at what she does (and she knows it ) for anything haters throw at her to stick.
>>26640164ogey
https://files.catbox.moe/i8lcp0.webm
>>26640123Now add a language barrier, and realize how much bullshit's out there for JP holos. And keep in mind, some retards genuinely believe the narratives.
ナこんてり
>>26640217What language sounds cute then?
Ame's farts...
>>26640086I thought she was trimming her head but then i saw the circle, why haven't idonesians executed her already?
>>26640130She's an actual cult leader. What do you expect? She can say whatever the fuck she wants and get away with it while smiling smugly. Ina and Amelia are the secret villains of HoloEN.
>>26640242High German
>>26640107It's wild to me seeing that her roommate was still very much active up until like a month ago. This must be such a massive turnaround for her
>>26640224>>26640234rrat
>>26638813Mori was being quite autistic thereIf Kiara actually answered that would be bad, can't have the idols talking sex and implying each other are sexual, however Mori kept on asking what it meant not realizing chickens reasons for dismissing it or the consequences that would happenMori best girl but wew
>>26640107just accept that you're a gachikoi now, anon...
>>26640242chinese
>>26640242Japanese, maybe you've heard of it
>>26640209Gamer bottle
Watson, Calli, Ina. Convince me which one is the best
>>26640242irish (see: the corrs)
>>26640203His Yagoo with a Colonel mustache looks like Hank Hill
>>26640252Oh my god, are they Jewish?
>>26640058Nah, the threads are filled with garbage, Amelia would probably summarize any relevant points. Not that I believe they actual take advice from the antis, Youtube video like-to-dislike ratio is a much better proxy for popularity and they're all doing quite well in that respect at the moment.
>>26640242Russian
>>26639922The hic melts my heart
ogey
>>26640212Her music.
>>26640268Chicken started talking about Ina getting fucked by her tentacles and eating semen, so its fair game honestly
>>26640217I would have bought this bullshit before EN but I don't see how you could describe any of these girls' speaking as not cute, even chicken has her moments.
>>26640242american
>>26640301That's funny.
>>26640316holy BASED
>>26640268Playing dumb is Mori's schtick. It was a chance for someone to give her a wrong explanation as a joke but mainly the 'joke' itself was innocently asking a question too awkward to answer. Their reactions were the punchline.
>>26640263It's weird since based off of what they've said, they all pretty much thought HoloEN would be similar to the other side branches in terms of success. She was getting decent views on her old stuff, seems like almost a dumb decision to throw it all away if you think your new gig is going to flop. She got lucky.
>>26640291Worse. They are cute.
>>26640242Bostonian.
>>26640293But anon I had huge problems with the collab and still left a like lol
>>26639903>Everyone knows multiple languages"knows"Most people in Europe know the language of their country and some English they picked up in school. Still they are on average smarter than burgers. True multilinguals/polyglots are obviously smarter than your average Joe. If learning and speaking multiple languages didn't require brainpower, everyone would be doing it.
>>26640240Waachama... your reps...
>>26640073It certainly seems to be working.
Honest question to everyone here, am I the only one who thinks Kiara has some kind of social disorder or illness. I mean no harm but observing her it really feels that way. I'm not sure she's cut out for popularity
>>26640301true, too bad its spoken by Russians.
>>26640310Is there a tag for using your own tentacles?
>>26640272As someone who speaks Chinese...maybe it's residual scars from childhood, but Chinese always seems to tend toward being slightly harsh no matter how gently you speak it, and if you speak it normally or quick it sounds pretty harsh and choppy due to its nature of single-syllable words/character. Meanwhile, I feel most multi-syllabic non-guttural-sounding languages often have far more room for expression.
>>26640328The girls still feel like they can't play off each other's dynamics yet. They need to hang out more off stream.
>>26640209She's as pure as the rest of us
>>26640130I hope Amelia and Ina collab soon.
>>26640358Masturbation?
>>26640217Not if you mix in a little but of sultry-nesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkMxiXT76aM
>>26640358It was during the start of the chart shit where they decide where Ina should go
>>26640328it would be perfect if someone responded something like "killing people" and the situation turning into Mori defending herself as "not a reaper anymore"
I can't figure out who's more based between ame and artia
>>26640363that was clearly a joke no one in the world thinks chinese sounds nice
>>26639835I swear I fucking remember Niggertits being a thing, but can't remember wtf it actually was. I just recall the words a lot
>>26640306rrat
>>26640335>throw it all awayNone of them have been forced to shut down their old identities to become vtubers, anon.
>>26640363I watch Ruki and Civia, they sound super cute to me. I don't speak chinese.
>>26640316>the first American southern accent Holo was wasted in JP just because she looks ethnically Japanese.It's not fair.
>>26640237Was it autism?
>>26640357Who should speak russian then?
The banana measurement system is clearly the superior one
>>26640342Nearly everyone i knew in Europe was a multilingual and mentally retarded.Learning multiple languages isn't hard. Thats just what multilinguists say to cope with the fact they are stupid.>everyone would do itIt might be news to your retard but some reguons in the world only have one language.
>>26640252It's kind of funny, I feel like Ina's the closest to assembling a cult of personality already compared to the other members. Something about her "hmm hmms" and quiet laughter exude some form of cult-like brainwashing...Also, I think she makes the most pop culture references out of all of them, which helps strengthen the connection between her and the viewers.
>>26640209She is at about 5% of her old gremlin levels right now. The impurity is there for later when she starts failing sanity checks and the madness starts to set in.
I'm surprised despite how many times Ina encouraged the "boing boing" meme early on, her chat haven't reached Rushia levels of boing boing spam.
>>26640415vtubers
Is MuseDash a good game
>>26640363But anon
>>26640229Same here anon.I already paid an artist called Kahlua to draw a picture of Botan licking Lamy's feet (assuming he doesn't cancel later on Skeb.) If there isn't a picture on Pixiv of Amelia stepping on Ina by the end of the year, maybe I'll pay for him to do it.
>>26640002Nice "me me"
>>26637602>>26637406>>26637375>>26637309>>26637284>>26637261>>26637205>>26637201>>26637185>>26637153Great points, thank you fellas.But if they know about it, why force them to collab then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLsS0LSQn-Y&Same-chan got a rival now
>hosting the collab that will make or break people's opinion of me>make a seiso/smart chart as a fun stupid thing to end on>people hate me overusing japanese so I'll just rewrite seiso as something in english>people hate the word I picked and my reputation plummets
>>26640412>wastedLike anybody wants to listen to an accent that makes you sound brain damaged.
>>26640391Artia because at least she'll straight up tell the /r9k/ fags they're never gonna date
>>26640404Description of the last video her roommate ever did >I'm glad I spread my wings, I'm glad I flew away.She didn't have any intention of returning back to her old stuff.
>>26640415no one.
>>26640372Yep, it's a question of time, apparently they didn't have much time pre-debut to interact with each other.
>>26640242Afrikaans
Big stonking Watson's.
>>26640354People being on their own in a foreign country are subjected to some kind of mental distress/anxiety.
>>26640425I'll tell the spics to fix that
>>26640379They are tomorrow.
>>26638725I couldn't watch the collab last night, what did I miss?
>>26640019
>>26640342i speak german and english natively, it requires exactly 0 effort and doesn't make me smarter, its something that was simply given to me.
>>26640386If Kiara is doing an German ASMR, can we convince Amelia to do a BONG one?
>>26640453chebs
>>26638694So what is Artias talents other than being a girl and playing overwatch?
>>26640465Watch it now anon.
>>26640430Absolutely based Anon.
>>26640441At this point, Kiara should stop paying attention to haters and just do her thing. They will always find something to blame her for.
>>26639835Moot?
>>26640341Yeah, but chances are that if you left a like despite having problems with the collab you have actual criticism that is well-structured and well though out that doesn't involve headcanon narratives spun off of made-up rumors. Also, you'd probably type like a normal human being instead of a turboautist.
>>26640425because surprisingly the EN chat doesnt meme every single thing they say
>>26640342Thats the thing you didn't understand. In Europe everyone speaks multiple languages ie everyone is doing it. Not everyone who speaks multiple languages in Europe is smart.
>>26640453Imagine unloading a week's worth of semen right between those boings as she ara ara's in your face and insults you for being a quickshot
>>26640434Gotta let them grow and get comfortable
>>26640446You sure?She isn't really active on twitter, but still retweets stuff on her old account. She also still has membership up on her youtube account which makes no sense if people are paying for nothing
Mori has big tits, and she has jiggle physicsKiara had medium tits, and she has jiggle physicsAmelia has big tits, but she does not have jiggle physics. Why?
>>26640434Because it's part of the job and not a big deal. Being awkward in big collabs is not the end of the world anon, just swallow the cringe and deal with it
https://twitter.com/mamerakkkkko194/status/1307634376306380801a a a a a a
Why is this place so obsessed with Watson
>>26640427Solid rhythm game. Like most it's more down to your choice in music than the gameplay. Listen to the soundtrack and see how you feel.
>>26640471>ywn do FAT BONG RIPS with Amewhy even live
>>26640420>your retard but some reguonsAnonchama... your eigo reps...
>>26640461Oh nice, wonderful news.I can't wait
>>26640502she's a slut
>>26640428I love her accent so much, I straight up cannot do a Chinese accent for some reason despite knowing the language, so hearing her always makes me smile.DO YOU RELE BELEV IT?
>>26640441she's only getting shat on by this place though, every normie loves her
>>26640502/r9k/ crossboarders
>>26640442That's almost every single holo anon and yes I do
>>26640038You should really look this up on your own, but I'll fill you in this time.OGEY stands for observed grade of emotional yieldingRRAT stands for reactivity regarding actual threats
>>26640509Nigger.
>>26640502see >>26639980
>>26640471Anon, she can barely do a bong accent at all, let alone a prolonged ASMR one.
>>26640499ogey
>>26640453
>>26640494I have not gone longer than 3-4 days between fapping since the day I discovered it. I don't know what a weeks worth would be like.
tell me about civia and why should she fuck artia
>>26640502You don't have to be like this kiara
>>26640477big autist energy
>>26640448I speak russian and you can't stop me :)
>>26640512Who is more expensive? Ayame or Amelia?
>Calli schedules everything into the dead of the night or in the middle of work hoursBeing a European deadbeat is suffering.
>>26640477Being a reddit mod and still keeping her soul.
>>26640502Because she's good. Why are you so small brained anon?
Alright boys throw some nice co-op games that haven't been played yet for that sweet collab potential.
>>26640560ogey
>>26640502Schizoposting infected the gosling posting and some kind of cult came out of it
>>26640545It's a bloody large amount
>>26640502She is possibly /our/ girl.
>>26640568don't ask me, I only watch hololiveEN
>>26640577Mori Ina Dead Space 3 for halloween
>>26640500>just swallow the cringe and deal with itI dunno man, the last collab was a bit too much for me I think. I'm a Morifag and even then the cringe was just too real. Like it was me sitting there fucking up my potential friendships.Here's hoping they get better.
>>26640577Dokapon?Maybe not so sweet...
>>26640570>Calli schedules everything between midnight and 6am As an american the situation isn't much different
>>26640501Now autotune it.
Iofi wtf
>>26640467I fixed your chart
>>26640553She shouldn't. She'll end up catching all of the viruses that little gremlin carries.Also Artia is mine
>>26640397>>26640405uhhh...Actually though, I haven't watched Civia much but I just took a look at her bilibili, honestly her voice is quite cute but she kinda doesn't enunciate her words as much as I'm used to most people doing, it's sort of slurred together in a cutesy way. Which isn't bad, of course, just different.
>>26640593I think it was just the thread freaking the fuck out, I rewatched it earlier and its fine, honestly
>>26640502In a group full of amazing singers, polygots and artists she just wants to play videogames and talk shit to randos and people connect to that.
>>26640593>literally describes the experience of projection but doesn't realize the problem is internalanonchama...
>>26640577SWAT 4, i want Gura to pepper spray all the hostages
>>26640242None.All languages and speaking in general is a shit.
>>26640242Finnish
>>26640363I find mandarin an d cantonese prettry beautiful even if I don't understand it but I've seen my asians friends being scolded by their parents on ocasions. It's hell, and worst if the mother has a high pitch voice
>>26640605Why is her live2d twitching like crazy?
>>26640632cringe
>>26640632"Based" Mute
>>26640543When I die I want to come back as Amelia's tie.
I can't wait for the next chicken mario stream the bit where she caught Mips but acted like it was peko was kino
>>26640614>all of the viruses that little gremlin carries.>Implying she's seen any action to catch anyPHYSICALLY UNTOUCHABLE
>>26640577Magicka/helldivers, and maybe deep rock galactic.
>>26640635TORILLA
>>26640577Jackbox games
>>26640242Hymmnos
>>26640570I don't mind having to watch archives, but it's sad missing out on the live commentary in this thread during her streams. Even though it's just "cringekino" over and over.
>>26640624It's polyglot.
>>26640650I wasn't talking anything she caught from sex
>>26638750Okay, real talk. Why did she give her the cucumber?
>>26638694please debut on youtube you mainlander goblinI will root for you and civia
>>26640372>>26640449Yeah, with everything they've implied so far, like Calli saying there was lots of ups and downs and that it's been hectic and Gura's stating her nervousness about the other members, it seems like there might have been complications behind the scenes, especially if they had to take some kind of training/learn how to do vtuber stuff while still holding a normal job.
I want to watch Amelia smashing her desk in anger while playing doom on ultraviolence and halo on heroic!
>>26640616>Gura isn't top cute and top funnyOne fucking job.
>>26640621>>26640625Alrighty then, 10q
>>26640628Ame would have to be there. There's no way they'd figure out the controls. I'd watch the hell out of a Swat 4 stream though.
>>26640671bullying
>>26640671How do we know it's not a pickle?
>>26640130You don't understand.She's pure.
>>26640438>418k subs vs. 384k subsThey won't be rivals for long.
>>26640442>laughs in aqua
>>26640671It was a conversation piece to break the ice early. It worked.
>>26640679>Overrated shark isn't top cute and top funnyWell, yeah?
God damn it, I want to watch Iofi since she speaks english occasionally but holy fuck is Indonesian a repulsive language to listen to
>>26639619>the hollow one>is the most wholesome
>>26640642I think she's really scared shitless
>>26640616you spend time doing this shit?
>>26640713Akifagchama...
>>26640688gotta work on your EQ reps, anon
>>26640707b-but anti-chicken bros told me chicken put it there on purpose because she hates ina!
>>26640643>>26640645The duality of /hlgg/
>>26640672>youtube>allowed in PRCAnonchama...
>>26640442>Like anybody wants to listen to an accent that makes you sound brain damaged.cryingpikamee.jpg
>>26640272No it's not. It sounds disgusting. Speaking Chinese is like roleplaying as a stroke victim
>>26640502/ourgirl/. And she has part of /g/ inside her so I can't help but like her
>>26640363As someone who doesn't know the language at all but watches videos on bilibili sometimes, the language seems to swing between kind of sing-songy to banging out each syllable with a sledgehammer. Period dramas especially seem to trend towards the latter.
>>26640502have you heard her voice? i like all of them but even I can admit Amelia's voice has a unique quality that somehow makes everything she says sound like gold, but in a different way compared to Gura
>>26639981Yes, absolutely.
Which holoEN is the most cute AND funny?
watch coco get drunk right now and talk shit about EN
>>26640620Sometimes it takes a weird way to speak to sound cute. I don't think I've ever seen a jap girl talk like Ars, for example. Same way how sharkzawa is definitely a made up voice.
>>26640632Based primitivist, that's why "a" is such a powerful meme
>>26640756Nice shark fact chumbud
>>26640738If Civia can debut on YouTube, I see no reason why Artia can't
>>26640713>Not getting itCUNNY
>>26640756Streaming this when?
>>26640638Yeah...the scoldings kinda just stick in your brain. I can hear them as clear as day and recite them word for word, lol.
>>26640763my ass, faggot
>>26640764Cant, watching Korone play old games.
>>26640438
Amelias hiccups has me feeling something...
>>26640614>artia crying in her latest stream and because someone entered her room without knocking first during a game/stream or something complained about not living by herself and do whatever she wants>while eating dumplings and talking about bagged milkis she still in college living with her parents or something? That's kinda cute
Kiara: (I am gonna do things just as Pekora sempai does, and make EN more Holo!)Amelia and Gura:( What the hell is she trying to do..?)Kiara: uncultured EOPs..
pic related: it's me and my bitch
>>26640738>>26640782How would Twitch be any more allowed?
a hmhm hicc
>>26640758She has a refined normal voice, fairly common in children's book storytelling.
A hundred-hours worth of Shotcut work. I hope this won't come off as creepyhttps://files.catbox.moe/hw2yu1.mp4
>>26640793Show it.
>>26639913ogey
>>26640734>b-but anti-chicken bros told me chicken put it there on purpose because she hates ina!DU YU RELE BELEV ET
>>26640699>oh god yes please punish me, put on some stiletto high heels and crush my throat with them because I have been naughtyWhat did she mean by this?
>>26640502Soothing voice. She's actually a voice succubus.
>>26640825Shit was pretty "Cash money"
>>26640828"based" DrawCHAD.
Sitting in my bathrobe after a nice shower feeling comfy bros. Now if only I had a nice stream to watch.
>>26640818middle school
>>26640675They all interacted more with the chuuba that was training them than each other, literally singing songs/watching private streams etc.You should try to guess which chuubas trained which EN members based on their debuts/initial characters.
>>26640438Same?As in Samezawa?IT"S HER?
>>26640818I think she's with her aunts because she had an autism about not knowing what to call her aunt's husband's mother chat had to teach her step-grandmas
>>26640763Unironically Kiara. She seemed so natural when I watched her last Super Mario 64 stream. It is my favorite stream out of all the EN girls' streams.
>>26640826Twitch isn't actively blocked, IIRC.
>>26640828Really cute, nice work Anon.
>>26639913"based".
>>26640616>hag chicken>cute and funny
>>26640412Mori and Gura might let out the drawl if they get intoxicated enough.
>>26640828>Ina's nodding and "hmmhmm"I can't take it bros..
>>26640826because its not filled with anti CCP content
Which holo will schedule a surprise stream today?
>>26640832Welcome to NHK is not for the feint of heart, anon. Good mix tho.
>>26640860Can hololive hire underage girls to be a vtuber? How does that even work?
>>26640902Except for Hong Kong Hearthstone players
>>26640912Ame!
Can Mano stay here?
>>26640912Ina stream onegai
>tfw realized Gura has similar voice texture to AloeM-maybe Charles cover next?
>>26640918Worked with Shion
>>26640828kawaii
>>26640867anonchama...
>>26640901you may enjoy this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_K-u3CYAhk
>>26640912me
Iofi?
>>26640753Haha, sounds about right.>>26640769Makes sense, though I'm leaning toward Sharkzawa's voice just sounding like that whenever she gets blitzed out of her mind. At least, it seems to get stronger when she gets more relaxed.
jesus christ
>>26640918They have to be 18 iirc>>26640922I'd buy that coin>>26640929I fucking wish
>>26640832>shotcutbased /g/chama but kdenlive is easier to use and more feature rich imho
>>26640918In Japan they could for a while, but these days not anymore.
>>26640828Very nice, good job.
>>26640918You shouldn't pay attention to their background, considering you are there for the character but yes theres both underage and hags currently streaming.
>>26639046Kizuna AI...
>>26640951Mioshka...Don't look...
>>26640951How can her senpais even compete?!
>>26640863>You should try to guess which chuubas trained which EN members based on their debuts/initial characters.I'm fucking dumb and I can't. Shoul I do my holo reps?
>>26640951Holy Shit Gura
>>26640923Aloe is a whore
>>26640951Eat every single one of them, shark.
>>26640951Shion yo...
>>26640918until two years ago they did, nowadays they only hire girls 18+, no idea if it's because of Japanese laws or because they just don't want any trouble that can happen with underage girls
>>26640828Super cute I love it
>>26640923Why isn't she allowed over there?
>>26640951NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26640694They can get a crash course before the stream and even if they end up being really bad at the game it wouldn't really matter
>>26640951the power of senzashit
>>26640430Amelia stepping on Ina while holding slimy cucumber
>>26640951Gaki....
>>26640828They'll be sharing that cugumber later.
Stop sexualizing the shark
>>26640951Mio...
>>26640438Duck is really cute and shouldn't feel threatened by the ENs.
>>26640995Because she's a whore
>>26640974You can quit doomposting the JPs now. ENs already lost, the joke is dead.
>>26640671She fucking hates that bitch.
>>26640951Shion yo...Is Shion yo still a thing, haven't been into vtubers for 6 months
>>26640828based and cutepilled
>>26640923ALOE LOVE
>>26640995they hate her because she is a succubus
>>26640923Such a sad turn of events for her. I hope she hit the ground running when she left Hololive.
>>26640863This sounds like bullshit
>>26641027How did /hlgg/ cope with this one?
>>26640825Overtime you become tired of getting calls after your night shift. It’s always “They’re talking bad about me in the internet again!”.
>>26640954Isn't Haachama still in highschool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Ed2rR5vSc prepare your tissues.
Five (5) Cute Facts About Amelia!1: Amelia a cute! A cute!2: She is the smartest!3: I love her!4: Amelia!
>>26641022Cute pits, big head
>>26640923Bring her back, Yagoo. Look after her properly this time.
It's downtime anons, time to post reps and projects!What have you done today? What are you working on?
>>26640951Miosha...
>>26640995Because she graduated
>>26641027i kneel before the dragon...
>>26641010As expected
>>26640951No, don't bring up the numbers again!
>>26640938Curse you, anonand thanks for making my day
>>26641025ALOE LOVE
>>26641027>has to appeal to reddit and bring FBK in the same stream just to have a chanceI fucking hate this bitch!
>>26641049By watching both
>>26641027>needed two heavy hitter to win the sharkfufu...
>>26641010Nice.
>>26641027>Reddit dragon + FBK>not even 20% more viewsPyrrhic victory.
>>26640944am i supposed to see something here?
>>26641027We did it reddit!!
>>26640871Chat taught her wrong then. A step-grandma would either be the mother of your step mother or the wife of your grandfather after the wife who had given birth to your mother had divorced or died. There isn't a specific term in English for you aunt's husband's mother.
>>26641027coco bought viewbots
>>26641068i dont get it, is that true? I googled it and nothing came up.
>>26638750Tracing a doujin with a few add-ons should be pretty simple right?
>>26641027Shark almost beat the reddit dragon and reddit fox by herself, thats pretty cool
>>26640951i hate to numberfag but i keep wondering if gura's climb really means anythingi mean in a month or so will she have viewers, likes and superchats to match her sub count? isn't that what really matters?
>>26641059All I did was play video games today and relax outside. I never do reps on a Sunday. It's important to have a day to rest. I did find a few art subjects i'll want to study this upcoming week.
ding ding ding ding dan dun dun ding ding ding ding
>>26641096Her model has been spazzing the fuck out
>>26640951Not like this...she just got back and everything...
>>26641068I cant wait for Ame and Ina streamGura will be there too I guess
>>266410682girls, 1night, 100cucumbersa love story for the ages
>>26641027THE DRAGON OF HOLOLIVE. STRONG ENOUGH TO SQUEESE AKASUPA FROM ROCKS, LOVED ENOUGH TO BEAT AN ATLANTEAN.
>>26641107Easier to draw from nothing, but still a lot of work. And who's gonna be the producer?
https://twitter.com/thomassVEVO/status/1307600046230253569?s=19>this is the bit that sent /hlgg/ up in flames seriously?
>>26640951So this... is the power of cunny.
>>26641022Uooohhhh, abs, erotic
>>26641091The shark just need to stop holding back
Remember to reply to ploblematic posts with ogey rrrat
>>26641027JPs didn't win shit, not only did Coco have to pull the fucking reddit review out (which is the only thing people watch her for these days) but she also had to get Fubuki.
>>26640342Untrue. Education in European countries is often very good, and many of them have multiple languages that are so widely spoken that they are also considered that country's 'main language', even if it's not the official one.I'd sooner believe that some third worlder is smart for being fluently trilingual because education in the third world is frequently poor, they tend to speak only one language, and the amount of effort necessary to learn a different language is much higher. Although I may be biased, because I am a third worlder and I've only met people who are as fluent in English as I am online. I am often better than my teachers, even in higher forms of education, which is embarrassing.
humu humu scissor with me
>>26641059Company had me working at 4:30am on a Sunday until anywhere from 5-10pm tonight
Who is Gawr Gura?For the blind, its the lightFor the dead, is the lifeFor the hungry, it’s breadIf gura speak, i listenIf gura has 100 fans, im one of themIf gura has 10 fans, im one of themIf gura has 1 fan, its meFor me, she's everything
>>26641059Actually thinking of buying legos to represent some progress. I'm actually in a good job situation but I definitely need to work on some things.
>>26641147Please be patient, we have autism.
>>26639053Idol lessons.
>>26640242British.
>>26640501basado
>>26641147I seriously hope it's mostly shitposters and not actual retards, but seeing how it's filled with schizos neets i can't be sure
>>26641079Aloe is gone, anon, you need to let go
I dreamt with Amelia today. Just chatting. Super comfy
>>26638727full picture onegai...
>>26641158ogey
>>26641163all night, goddess
>>26639137>>26639175>>26639320Funny how different the situation is here in SEAwhite gaijins are highly desirable as the face of a company. companies will hire you to be their face during meetings or when meeting clients, just to make themselves look like a legit company with international connections. Or you can easily get an english teaching job that pays very well, doesn't really matter if you have the proper qualifications or not, as long as you're not horseshit at teaching
>>26640628That sounds like it would be pretty fucking funny.
>>26641197rrat
>>26641027>#1 superchat girl>#1 in subs within hololive>Reddit>MemesBro if you need all that to even get a small victory over /ourshark/, you ain't gonna make it.
>>26641027Shark is the definition of slow and steady wins the race. She might not have topped her at first, but she won out in terms of total viewcounts according to Youtube.350k people watched her stream/VOD vs 203k with Coco
>>26639140OGEEEY
>>26641106You need to be over 18 to be here anon
>>26640912>>26639215
>>26639137“I am, somehow, less interested in the number and value of Calli's superchats than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in small channels and obscurity." -Stephen Jay Gould
>>26641145*Easier than drawing. My english reps...
ENs anime adaptation when?I want Hanazawa for Mori!
>>26641116It's all up to her. FBK has a shit ton of subs yet her viewer numbers can barely compete with EN.If she knows which target audience she wants to aim for her channel, then she can keep steady numbers, like Ame
But cucumbers are just water, they don't even have a taste
>>26640951gura is the pride of /hlgg/ and holoen
>>26641202>1st world has higher standards than 34d worldNot exactly a stunning revelation there, SEAbro.
>>26641210Slow? She ate gen 5 in like 4 days
>>26640975Its good to explore everyone, since you should really just watch whoever has quality at the moment.
>>26640923Coping with Gura, bros >>26640931 They have similar voice qualiies (normal voice-kusogaki but can render silky singing voice).
>>26641054anonchama, your counting reps...
>>26641210ogey
>>26641236Mori should be Sawashiro and only Sawashiro.
>>26641027>Wow, it only took both of your strongest members and reddit to beat me
>>26638854>TASUKETE KURO-CHAN~!
>>26641236No
Who is the Flare of HoloEN with the biggest female fanbase?
>>26641084>>26641091>>26641093>>26641097>>26641105>>26641114>>26641160>>26641209>>26641210>>26641266COPE
>>26640335Anyone with half a braincell could've figured out that EN has the highest potential for both views and money out of any holo branch. Largest and wealthiest target audience by far. The demand was there, they only needed to be good and not half-ass it.
>>26641238>asian that loves spicy and pickled food dislikes bland thingsWow
>>26641275ogey
>>26641202May I ask how much you mean when you say "pays very well" ?
>>26641084she had even more with Matsuri lol
>>26641273Probably Ina
>>26641210>slowShark killed like 12 holos in less than a weekhttps://youtu.be/4ghtxyb1vCY
Want to buy a voice pack, what's your recommendation? Digital only.
>>26641236Starring Aya Hirano as Kiara.
>>26641259anonchama, you're meme reps...
>>26640951the end of holojphttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>26641059learnt lorena on my harmonica. gonna try and practice bending notes
Anyone found their sachi yet?I just keep finding trannies....same thing really
>>26641275Ogey
>>26641275CAM ON COCO SCOR SAM FAKIN (You)s
>>26641275Go back to Atlanta, grandma, your days are numbered.
>>26641236Hayamin for Ina.
How much longer will Gura continue to be carried by her design?We all know that shark loli is by far the best idea for a girl, but in terms of streaming ability I'd say she's only above chicken.
>>26641293Wait for the Mori bullying voicepack
>>26639232Coco shows reddit memes and laugh about them on stream, what do you think?
>>26641304*trannies or LARPersfuck my joke is ruined
>>26641275go back to /hlg/ coco
>>26641273I think Ina, at least from girls I know she's their favorite.
>>26641147People talk about narrative so much to the point where tourists start to actually believe them.
>>26641116Already mentioned this before, but Gura's popularity is a huge bubble ready to burst. She might be getting all these clips and views and fanart for now because she's the hot new meme of the moment, but as soon as the next big thing comes along in a week or two, her viewership will probably start to slip.Additionally, her current gimmicks are too short term. "a" and autotune are funny for now, but people will eventually get tired of it. Meanwhile, Ina and Mori have their art and music to keep people coming back, and even the Chicken's pity viewers will stick with her for a while.
>>26641275You won this time, kaichou. But the shark is growing stronger, enjoy it while you can.
>>26641275rrat
>>26641238They are refreshing.
>>26639349I still think those 2 HoloEN collab streams are pure cringe so far. The games they play are cringe, they don't really explain what the rules are, and they still don't gel well with each other, with interactions that sounds a little forced from time to time. Also I get what chicken is trying to do with the X Y smartness/innocent chart thing, but you don't do that shit while everyone's new and just debuted, and you most definitely don't talk shit about your colleagues when they're there with you. I think the JP livers did the chart thing a while ago too, where they tried to place the livers on a chart saying how much of an otaku and seiso they are. That shit was fun to watch (turns out Pekora is an introvert, one of us, one of us), but not what chicken was trying to do. That shit was cringe and felt wrong
>>26640955Is kdenlive better than shotcut? If that's the case, I might ditch the latter since it eats too much ram space
Why are the bgm so catchy?
>>26640415Suisei!
>>26641323Her latest stream was actually great. Totally feels like she's found her groove if she can play bad games poorly and still be entertaining
>>26641293Okayu has the best voice, anon
>>26641355ogey
>>26641275OH NO NO NO
>>26640421Her and watame share this vibeIn addition, having their streams as background noise helps me sleep
>>26638694>>26638695What's the best way to watch Artia's english streams? Just go through all her streams saved on twitch or is there something else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvA_P9S45gWhy didn't anyone catch this
>>26641355rrrat
>>26639291>constant flashes of PTSD of when the manager caught you in the backroom and pinned you up against the wall and molested you, and you secretly liked it, and now you can only sleep by masturbating furiously
>>26641355Dude you take this way too seriously
>>26641355>they don't explain what the rules arethis stream had a word association game and a quiz, anonwho the fuck needs those two things explained to them?
>>26641284Make 2-4 times what the locals make for the same job with the same qualifications
>>26641294I think Miyamura Yuuko can speak German.
>>26641388Pretty much
>>26639865>Words words words wordsGo back
>>26641405ESLs
what are those voice packs
Iofi dying on stream right now, very kusa
>>26641355>talk shit about your colleaguesWe must've watched different streams
>>26641323>Meme master>Great singer>Excellent at rhythm games>Even games she's bad at she can make entertaining>Performs perfectly to fit with her character designYeah, "carried", sure.
>>26641394>approached by a skinny asian dude with glassesPoor girl never stood a chance.
>>26641027Coco and fbk pull out the biggest en bait they have, barely beat out a week old shark playing a game she downloaded for free. Yikes..
>>26641389>onii-chan-sanGurachama...your nihongo reps...
Why is there no fucking webp or jfif support on this site yet? Every fucking site has switched to them, so I have export them to an ancient filetype every time I grab a picture from anywhere else on the internet.
>>26641340Narratives are the best and worst way to filter retards
>>26641432>Screaming at a rocking chairThis goofball
>>26641275If this redditor is what it takes to get the numberfags following someone other than my daughter, I will kneel to the Cocock every single day.
>>26639137An artist.
>>26641388>>26641415Does anyone know if she has a billibilli? I've never used the site
>>26641273Hard to say honestly, either Mori or Ina. But it gotta be Ina. Admitting you're an FFXIV-fag simply grabs female attention.
>>26641027live viewers sure, but views...
>>26641405Apparently the whole group did because they burned like 5 minutes repeating words before they realized the priblem
>>26641027>console wars
>>26641440It wasn't intended to compete, sharks stream would have ended halfway into coco's stream, but chicken fucked up the timeslot yet again.
>>26641436BARRACUDACHAD BEHIND YOU!
Missed the 2nd collab when it was live and am watching it now and I've got 1 question. Does Mori actually have aspbergers? She talks like she's live-translating from Javascript to English or whatever computer code she thinks in.This is going way better then the first collab and is super comfy I hope nobody does anything to fuck it up.
>no streamsman I can't believe holoEN flopped this hard...
>>26641120Oops forgot to post part 2.
>been awake until 8 am for shark yesterday>just woke up and it's 4 pmI don't think it's healthy for me to follow your streams gura
https://files.catbox.moe/a3xbpw.webmWhat did she mean by this?
>>26641275Friendly reminder that Coco's streams when they're anything other than Reddit barely pull in 10k >>26641378
>>26641460She does, but I think it's Chinese only
>>26641451>narratives>a filternormies thrive on drama, it's what they come for
Coco is trying really hard to ignore answering EN related superchats while answering foreign SCs not about them.
>>26641490People bought chickencoin immediately after they heard German ASMR, but then had to sell just as fast
>>26641502ITS HER
>>26641502okidoki boomer
>>26641221Feels bad.
>>26641468that was actually hilarious, though>>26641490i think you may have to take a closer look at yourself if you don't know the answer to that question...
>>26641415Thanks, gonna check it out.
>>26641502I heard all HoloEN say ookie dokie.Maybe they're all her
>>26641490They don't say that auntie Calli is cringe kino for nothing, anonchama...
>>26641027>>26641275Reminder that once the collab embargo is lifted, Coco will make the mistake of inviting Mori onto one of her meme review streams only for her to destroy reddit's non-humor with her autism and reveal Coco as the poser idiot that she is.
>>26641502彼女だ!
>>26641490If you can't tell you may be on the spectrum yourself.
>>26641462>FFXIV-fag simply grabs female attentionHuh, what does have to do with anything? Since when does a sizeable amount of females(female) play that game?
>>26641436>Meme masterSaid a...>Great singerIf only she sang more.>Excellent at rhythm gamesYou have Luna that has that covered twice over with some kino piano to boot.>Even games she's bad at she can make entertainingManeater was bad. 4chan was smalltalk that went nowhere. DD was a gimmick that won't hold out, though she did seem to have more fun with it.>Performs perfectly to fit with her character designSince when are sharks shy quiet introverts?
>>26641221that guy died in 2002 what are you talking about
>>26639213Lewd Mori fanfics involving smelling.
I wonder how many small children just seized watching Korone's stream
>>26641270Kuro-chan is an accomplice.
>>26641552There is no salt
>>26641552I don't buy it, if anything she'll be autistic the other way and try too hard to laugh at it so as to impress her senpai. Reminder that she's Reddit and not 4chan.
>>26641567Since forever.
>>26641567As a person with a lot of female(female) friends I can confirm that they love that shit.
>>26641552???Explain anon
>>26641567since forever.If you only hang out with trannies that's on you
>>26641323She can sing cutely if serious enough.https://files.catbox.moe/zk248r.mp3
>>26641027I know it's baiting/shitposting, but it's actually pretty insane. Shark managed to peak to 40k viewers AND get double the super chats too while the 2 final bosses of Hololive were streaming. I'm proud of my shark daughter wife
>>26641570>Since when are sharks shy quiet introverts?That's literally what sharks are you fuckwit.
>>26641552Mori is too polite for that. She would just go to her happy place for an hour.
I feel like the story is being lost hereI'd like to remind everyone that Shark came off of an entire gen collab with 44k viewers at it's peak and retained a likely portion of those viewers going against Reddit and FBK, so she had a bump/boost in a sense.So this loss is one for all of HoloEn not just Shark
If Cover is now looking out for people harassing/doxing their vtubers, would sites like this soon cease to exist?https://vtamainfo.com/soul
>>26641552friendly reminder that gura is the only who isnt a mod in r*ddit
>>26641616we are all proud of Gura.
>>26639239AMELIA! Stream more detective clue games! Try out Disco Elysium as a cop of the apocalypse!
>>26641567You have no idea.But the girls liking Ina are not really into her because of FFXIV, she just has the charm that attracts girls, they really love her design too.
>>26641587>reddit You mean the girl with tweets where she used to call people faggots and used the n word?
>>26641325>>26641377Thanks for the rec>>26639272Thanks for the different rec
Doris is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI_3eKWpMi4
>>26641027this only looks like a win at first glance
>>26641464Also 2x more superchat$.
Gura's roommate loves BWC I heard her say this.
>>26641620So when will she show her 'smells blood' side?
If we can have holoEN singing 80s japanese song.Why can't we have holoJP vtuber that sings 80s western songs?
>>26641059i'm learning 3d modeling.i just started and blender is a GIANT pile of hotkey but i'm figuring it out
what would make you like kiara?
>>26641661Coco does sometimes
punished chicken
>>26641570>You have Luna that has that covered twice over with some kino piano to boot.Luna's singing sucks, so what? You only need to be musically talented in one area.>Maneater was bad. 4chan was smalltalk that went nowhere. DD was a gimmick that won't hold out, though she did seem to have more fun with it.She's working with functionally nothing in terms of Cover's shitty permissions blockade, she'll be fine once she has better material to work with and/or is more eased into the job, DD was already an improvement from the first ones and it's only been one fucking week.>Since when are sharks shy quiet introverts?Since when are dragon's meme-spouting shitlords? She's a cute loli character with a cute loli personality, it just works.
>>26641672More midriff and pits.
>>26641646Key word being "used to". Now we're talking about the girl who got the Reddit question right on the collab.
>>26641437>>>approached by a skinny asian dude with glassesFAT. SMELLY. UGLY. BASTARD.
>>26641355I love my dumb whore chicken
>>26641340I think there's even a name for this established phenomenon. I don't remember what's it called.When a group of retarded newfags discover a place with established ironic memes and inside jokes, they, devoid of context, believe that those ironic jabs are genuine and continue to post them unironically. Then even more retards come in and the whole thing gets completely off the rails.
>>26641672if she became more toxic than amelia
>>26641646 Everyone used to do those things 10 years ago>>26641672pity
>>26641679>no chicken stream todayGuys... Did chicken...
>>26641679NEXT MEME!
>>26639444I want Antichamber. Quality OST and puzzles, plus reactions would be fun.
>>26641626Doxxing isn't illegal. All they can do is send cease and desist letters, and maybe people will get scared and take down their websites, but in the end unless you're the government there's no really effective way of fighting anonymous individuals on the internet.
>>26641661>Why can't we have holoJP vtuber that sings 80s western songs?Didn't Coco sing ABBA songs?
Next meme
>>26641672i love her already, but i would like for her to fix her shitty mic
>>26641552>Another Tier list? Really, Coco?
>>26641672If Huke designed her to look like Kurisu from S;G
>>26641587>she'll be autistic the other way and try too hard to laugh at it so as to impress her senpaiYes? That's exactly what the problem is, she'll be so fucking autistic and awkward about it that it'll bring the fact that the shit is unfunny garbage to the forefront of everyone's attention. Even the nips are picking up on HoloEN's second-hand embarrassment, it won't go unnoticed.
>>26641661You mean like https://youtu.be/KSmh6FO3T74
>>26641059Been tracing some images to make edits out of em; and I also finished baking a cake for my mom's birthday.
>>26641712Which Hololive has inverted nipples? Very important question from a friend
>>26641693ogey
>>26641712abayo cocoball
>>26641672If she became more like Pekora
>>26641702PEKO WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
>>26641707And MJ stuff.
>>26641672German Fairy Tale ASMRBut I already like Kiara anyway
>>26641712ah bye yo
>>26641672A better outfit.
>>26641712abayo nickgurman
>>26641672Disappeared.
>>26641712coco SUCKS
>>26641712Oh shit time to chum
>>26641742Did something happen, peko?
>>26641501She would tell you to sleep and take care of yourself. Just be sure to buy her voice pack when it comes out.
>>26641672She's already perfect.
>>26641289The song that brings fear. The song of death.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id80P35P6O0
>>26641660When you start your next period
>>26641502That's we're all going to make it.
>>26641672German military songs utawaku
>>26641777CUTE!
>>26641730>Even the nips are picking up on HoloEN's second-hand embarrassmentHololive culture doesnt translate that well in english at all. The second collab was very embarrassing
>>26641712fake, Coco has no nose
>>26641723>HAHA. REALLY FUNNY COCO.>god damn it why did I agree to do this
>>26641672She's cute and I like her voiceAlso her model is extremely fuckable
>>26641027Coco collab peaked at 46k. Gura at 43k. Gura has two times more views now and two times more SC money. Coco barely won in one category and got crushed in two more important ones.
>>26641601Mori is a long time anon from the klk days. Not necessarily an oldfag but still older than most if modern 4chan.
>>26641785yagoo is not just a random person you retarded artist
>>26641680>She's working with functionally nothing in terms of Cover's shitty permissions blockade, she'll be fine once she has better material to work with and/or is more eased into the job, DD was already an improvement from the first ones and it's only been one fucking week.You'd have a point, if only Ina and Amelia didn't exist in her gen to show how it's actually done. I do hope Gura can show her true power level soon. But as of now she's like a poor mans Ina, relying entirely on weird noises to compensate for any conversational skills.Also, don't pretend i defend the dragon or any shit like that. I don't.
>>26641672I already like her.She just needs to get permissions to play the RPGs she actually likes which would also give her the opportunity to flex her trilingual fluency, live translating the games' dialogue.
>>26641823anon, she didn't even translate the mario dialogue to english
>>26641788my period's always on, babyno brakes
>>26641802>Oh wow! That one is actually really funny!>*Loud wine pouring*
>>26640951Gura gains subscribers as fast as Mori gains views in her songs, holy fuck.
>>26639790You can't escape your fate bird! THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED!
>>26641117Based Sabbath respecter>>26641167gl anon, sounds like shit. If you can try and make sure you don't gotta go through this again>>26641171Any exact plans on what types of things you plan to make?>>26641301Nicu anon, make sure you play for us sometime!>>26641667Blender can take a good while to get used to, going through a video tutorial is real helpful for getting the ideas and stuff down though you should have it mostly down after just a couple weeks. I know many beginner modellers, keep up your reps and you could be making some great high quality stuff in less then a year>>26641733Also very nicu anon, enjoy the birthday. Any of those images things you'll be posting here later?
>>26641561Oh... Oh no
Why it has to be quiz game collab. Why it has to be a drawing collab.Just play warframe or some shit.
>>26641712"based"
>>26641818>KLK >Long time 2013 was only 7 years ago.
>>26641823Nobody watches long RPG streams though
>>26641819That's a Colonel Sanders + YAGOO hybrid.
>>26641840no one cares about mario dialogue though
Fuck me, this real world interaction between them is so great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w_vMyPV5d0I want EN to interact like this too. You think this is possible? Will they fly Ina, Ame and HER to japan? Is this possible?
>>26641801How does she smell?
>>26641661NOW LOOK AT THEM CHUUBASTHAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
>>26641622>Mori is too polite for thatShe's been a killjoy in both collabs thus far. And in at least the first one it wasn't even intended.The best you could hope for is that her respect for her senpai's keeps her autism in check enough that she doesn't lay into Coco like she would for Kiara.
>tfw Ina knew about spinzaku
>>26641857I mean you're also posting on 4chan, that should have been a dead giveaway.
>>26641301Based harmonica anon. I remember you posting about it before. Hope it's coming along good and you're enjoying it
>>26641876like sweat
>>26639790You birdbrain...
>>26641871they need to develop actual chemistry firsteverything is so fucking awkward right now
>>26641355Agreed
>>26641871They've known each other for a lot of time, while HoloEN knows each other for a month... Probably
>>26641866Korone disagrees.
>>26641822t. literally watched part of one streamIt's okay to not watch if you don't act like you know what you're talking about kek
>>26641884A true oldfag.
I miss Ame's ticket animation. Why did she dropped it
>>26641865>7 years ago.
>>26641275God damn, every time I see Coco's tits I want to fuck them vigorously. Her mama is damn good.
>>26639844We Malaysians can read/write/speak 3 languages (make it 5 if you're Chinese and know the other 2 popular chinese dialects) but we're still a bunch of third world monkeys, so no
>>26641871Not with corona-chan at large. That and depends if cover sees it as worth-wile investment.
>>26640398mid 2000's lingua franca of the /b/
I think they’re still in the phase where they are trying to be nice to each other. After several months when they arefamiliar to each other enough and have something to say to others, I wish they have lie-ditector collaboration.“That chart was shit”“What people are talking about you on the internet, is bullshit”“You like cute little girls most”
Serious question wtf were thinking with kiara?
>>26641917she found out we were forging counterfeit coupons here
>>26641884I love my 30 year old squid
>>26641865At least 80% of people posting here came to 4chan after the elections.
>>26641861Because remember half of them have literal potato equipment to run things on.
>>26641919Now that you accept the truth you will go far.
>>26641819It's just LACK memeing while live drawing Kiara. He was using a dummy sketch to model out the leg spread and labeled it Yagoo, and it just transformed into colonel yagoohttps://youtu.be/16GWOStMIIU
>>26640844It's pure
>>26641672I like her already, it's Ina who just doesn't click with me at all. I haven't watched a single stream of her since the debut and I don't even know why.
>>26641932think for yourself, motherfucker, come on
>>26641884It was at that point that I realised she was our strongest weapon against the elevens.
>>26641941Please no...
>>26640130PURE Lust
>>26639844Most SEAmonkeys can speak three to six languages so no, there isn't any
>>26641794That reminds me, will her german ASMR stream actually be good or will it be embarrassing cringefest?
>>26641966this but with mori instead of ina
>>266417321 that's not a pop song, 2 that's only popular in japan because of anime.
>>26641932They need an underdog so people can feel superior for liking the unpopular member
>>26641822I really don't see the appeal of Amelia's streams, but it's not like she plays games that aren't to her strength anyway.Haven't watched much of Ina yet but she seems too low energy, frankly.Gura is doing fine and she has a strong enough buzz in dialogue to keep everything going smoothly. Throwing in stuff like the auto-tune is also good for spicing things up.>Also, don't pretend i defend the dragon or any shit like that. I don't.Then don't bring up retarded shit like the shark part of her design being relevant to the character personality.
>>26640844That's pure love between two friendly girls.
en...streams...onegai...
>>26641884everything ina says is a reference
>>26641932The underdog who will rise like a phoenix when the time is right
>>26641914Unless you mean the DD one where she was better. Cause all her previous ones were "how do i pretend to not be an introvert for beginners" tier interactions.
>>26641777AAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S FILLING MY SCREEEN
>>26641974
>>26641917It was a bit shitty.
>>26641978Yes.
>>26641894>>26641856since you asked here's lorena. hope you enjoy https://vocaroo.com/1es1yAbJ88PC
Chiken... stop...https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1307698475904065536
>>26641966>I haven't watched a single stream of her since the debut and I don't even know why.Sounds like shit taste.
>>26641712Based mods keeping it up.
>>26641777Trips of truthThis shows how fucking bad her hair and dress is, she's super cute
Some please post the watson weird things clip
Chicken...
>>26641932putting an actual idolfag in EN was a mistake
>>26641871>3D collabThey need 3D character models first, and then they need to all go to the Hololive studio to get it done, which is three international flight plans and whatever domestic travel costs Mori and Kiara need.It's not infeasible but it's going to a take while and a lot.
>>26641917I wish it makes a return with some of the counterfeit coupons.
>>26641941That explains the abysmal quality of these threads. Jesus Christ.
>>26641972It's not a political thing, it's just that gradually, 4chan became the only place where you can post negative things and insult people without fear of getting banned. You can't post on twitter without giving your phone number, you can't say faggot on reddit without getting downvoted to hell, you can't post porn on tumblr, etc. 4chan is the only popular place of discussion that doesn't really care now
>>26641911Feels like they've known each other only for this week.>>26641955Is Kiara popular with the japanese crowd(not asking 5ch shitty opinion)? Seems like she has a decent fanbace and artists like her. I always saw her as the most proper holoJP out of holoEN, did that appeal actually work?
>>26642005It was kino
>>26642040>that font renderinganonchama....
>>26642044are you retarded?
>>26641712Coco really needs it, might be able to massage that throat of her so she doesn't sound like cracked out Mickey Mouse.
>>26642040cute! the love for her senpai is cute!
>>26638968Unironic cringe
>>26642020Would sit with you by the campfire/10
>>26641866https://youtu.be/QPFb1wmE9GE
>>26642019>>26642040meh, it's a tweet and it concerns an actual milestone
>>26641552I think she’d invite Kiara and show off her crisis management skill to viewers.
>>26642044aren't idols supposed to be pure?
>>26642060Is that windows font rendering or deliberate from anon?
>>26642052I just don't want after 2013 to be considered a long time. I've been here since 08 and I'm still a newfag.
>>26639007Aren't they all made of japanese puns and random humor ? I thought this was why I didn't understand them
>>26641866>>26641823For some reason, I feel like kiara should be playing pokemon. I don't know why but I feel like I know there are lots of people who would jump for that.
Hmm hmmclack clackHmm hmm
>>26642061No. I'm serious. The rest of EN was uncomfortable as fuck when Kiara was pushing the idol thing, even Mori was clueless.
>>26642097I use windows and it's not that bad
>>26642019>>26642040Stop what? She's just fangirling about her senpai. The fuck's wrong with you?
>>26642110I HEAR IT IN MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
Why is FBK so big?
>>26642040It's cute I love how she is a fan just like us
>>26642040I love this excited bird
>>26641881I think she and chicken have scripted dynamic that she can't really get into. Her collab with Ina was pretty comfy and while she failed to draw Gura out she didn't act like a cringy autist in that one.
>>26642117You mean "SANE"
I don't see the appeal of mori.
>>26641871Corona-chan still exists, so not for a while. If it's still a success in ~6 months then maybe.
>>26642110i hope she gets a better keyboard soon
>>26642120le coffin dance meme
>>26642120She's the Scatman.
>>26642040ogey
>>26642113I enjoyed that cacophony. I’m not an amateur.
>>26641648How can we turn in artia to the ccp and save this cinnamon roll in return?
>>26639696Holographs are made in MMD or something, no physical presence required.
Pekora or Korone? Who does /hlgg/ prefer?
Man, this thread is full of people wanting 5 girls who just started streaming together to have the same synergy as other girls who have been streaming 1 o 2 years.
>>26642040I never found it an issue about her being a nousagi.Because I'm one also.
>>26642131Her appeal is cringe.
You think Kiara is actually trying to imitate Pekora?
>>26641998DD wasn't even her best stream, that would be Musedash followed by the supa reading stream
>>26642040そうだよペコ。私の事夢中になれペコ。
>>26642162Korone for me
>>26642131You need to be over 18 years old to use 4chan
>>26642127>that she can't really get intoThat's kind of the problem. If it was scripted and she was doing it properly she wouldn't come off so aggressive about it. The fact that she can't really tell when she's doing it is the reason why it would be a problem in the first place.
>>26642131chuuni reaper who can't control her awkwardness is moe.
>>26642102I don't get that. If you go back to the archive to 2008, people are namefagging and there's still 90% unfunny shitposting. The only difference is there was less political shit back then. Which when people post that here, they get told to fuck off. I don't see how back then was really better.
>>26642169Nah, that's just schizoposting.
>>26642163They should have spent time together before they debut. Gen 3 and 5 are great examples.
>>26642040Hannibal Lecter vibes
>>26642005ogey
>>26642169Aspects for sure, definitely was influenced with the idol thing from the collab.
>>26642162Easily Korone, she plays better games, has a better voice and makes every stream somehow entertaining
Just give everyone time to settle down and get to know each other. Most people take a while to get to know their job and coworkers and this isn't any different. Hopefully they've been chatting off camera to learn a bit more about each other. It's only been a week since this all started; nobody learns their job in a week.
I'm watching gura and except being cute she doesn't have any substance at all. However that's not a bad thing. Sometimes you have to turn your brain off and let it heal.
>>26642020Nicu anon, reminds me of a time I was visiting America and my friends all gathered around a campfire singing old songs like Alabama niggerI've got a harmonica laying around I picked up there, I should probably learn to play it eventually. It's just too loud, family would get annoyed
https://files.catbox.moe/cyaawt.jpgSomeone finally used the coupons
>>26641912>>26642088Retro kusoge don't count. Viewer retention for Pekora Xenoblade series was shit. Latest streams have less than half the views of the firts one.
>>26642058To be fair, lack is Flare's papa, so he's already knee deep when it comes to Vtubers. Can't say I much as far as the general Japanese scene, but I do see quite a few japanese chats during streams. At the very least she's the easiest for JOP's to get into, much like Coco was for EOPs. The only problem is JOP's have a ton more options than Kiara with literally every gen before her, so that markets kind of hard to reach.
>>26642169I mean she said she was her favorite in her debut, it's not far off that she would try it. Also Pekora is highly successful and Kiara is a bit of a numbersfag.
>>26642162There are a shitton of pekoposters here but Korone is my oshi
>>26642162memerabbit in collabs, breaddog by herself.
>>26642120>>26642146>Mori covers Scatman>Feat. FubukiMake it happen, Yagoo.
>>26642131that toilet rap was peak cringe kino gameplay
>>26642204Which is why gen5 got like a month of training together before their debut. Which was supposed to happen with HoloEN too but they decided to rush the debut
>>26642218Naisu
>>26642209I don't think she deserves to be as popular as she is right now, but her last stream had some good moments so I think she's still getting used to the job and I can see some potential
>>26642187This, combined with her being an overall cool person and making good music.
>>26642169I don't even think Kiara's laugh is that similar to Pekora's to be honest. In a vacuum they sound alike, but Kiara's laugh is more like her normal voice whereas when Pekora laughs it's like a completely different person started wheezing into the microphone. Part of what makes Pekora's laugh so distinctive is how different it is from her usual voice.
>>26642163>>26642193yep, fourth gen had a not so great synergy also at the start, if I'm not recalling it wrong. Fifth gen has a good synergy from the start, but mostly from their pre-debut contact.
>>26642169Probably both partially intentionally and partially subconsciously from having watched so many of her streams.
>>26642193They're in three different countries with different cultural values. That's hard as fuck to coordinate.
>>26642162That's tough, I like both. Korone has a lot of funny little moments, but Pekora weaves these hilarious longer narratives into her games. Unfortunately for Peko the former is easier to translate, so I gravitate more towards the dog.
>>26642131She's a fucking loser. She's lame. She's extremely embarrassing. She's a dork. She's a nerd. She is cringe.
>>26642162Korone, i prefer kusoge then minecraft.
>>26642116>>26642122>>26642164>>26642071It's like when a video game is advertised as "inspired by X" and it's just a shitty version of X similar only on surface level
>>26642260Are you enjoying your day off, Mori?
>>26638685>cunnycunnycunnyHow did she get away with it?
>>26642162Only thing I find amusing about Pekora is her laugh. I appreciate Korone's old lady taste in games and her enthusiasm to play them for hours despite being terrible
>>26642218Sweet.
>>26642169If she was, she wouldnt be this bad or annoying.
>>26642117>Do you hear the "hmm hmm"s too?>I feel the Gosling overtaking me...it is a good pain.
>>26642162Easily not Korone, she plays worse games, has a worse voice and makes every stream somehow boring
>>26642188Not that guy but I mostly remember tons of lame copypasta, threads being derailed by the worst tripfags known to man and unregulated spam because the catcha didn't exist yet.Still better than /vpol/ faggotry, though.
>Ina has probably asked for and received sadistic teasing from Amelia over voice chat.That damn lucky squid.
>>26641341Include me in the screenshot when this is inevitably wrong.
>>26642106The Japanese are many things, but funny isn't one of them. Don't let the weebs know though.
>>26642218Woah
>>26642040>Ame tweets out when her senpais reach milestones>what a kind, caring, sweet girl>Kiara does the same>fucking shit chicken goddamn I hate you
>>26642264This was funny
>>26642169Yes>Disaster at playing games>Fake ass laughs>Boob cosplayers>Outright Nazis who hate black people and Jews
>>26642222I hope they'll update Flare's live2D one day. lack's art improved a lot, and the guy can draw hot girls if he really tries
>>26642273Gura...
>>26642162I like both of them but I find the rabbit's overreactions more endearing and end up watching more of her streams as a result.
Reminder that Amelia is not a virgin, she is a mature woman who enjoys slurping fat cocks. And there's literally nothing wrong with that.
>>26641985>Amelia making an immersion tier game stream has no appeal>didn't even watch Ina CoC>says Guras stuff is interestingAnon, please. I mean, it's not bad, but it's hardly interesting relative to those 2. Especially the sleeper narrator that is Ina, who i though would be just like Gura given their first collab.>>26642171I know, but she barely talked during it (cause the game demands focus). The point i bring up is how it's hard for her to keep the viewer immersed in the game she plays (keep interest in game while throwing some of yourself into it). Ina and Amelia are perfect examples of how it's done. Kiara arguably just had a zatsudan doeing her kusoge stream. Gura seems to have problems with finding an interesting and related topic to talk about when playing a game.
>>26642310The best was the fucking monetization outrage
>>26642218YUH
I hope Kiara gets to spend her day off watching the Pekora streams she missed
To be honest, I got bit tired of ENs streams, especially collabos.I have expected it to be like Marin and Pekora, but it seems it’s not like that at least for the time being. I might as well come back in December or so. Bye, anons.
>>26642348see you next stream
>>26642278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAuWfcL1gvQ>dad is mad and we don't know why>we're gonna find out, and we'll probably die>I will not rap, unless I become UNHINGED>Probably cause my freestyle is... CRINGE
So no EN streams today?I guess Sunday (Monday for Mori/Chicken) are their rest day?
>>26641341>Meanwhile, Ina and Mori have their art and music to keep people coming back, and even the Chicken's pity viewers will stick with her for a while.Yeah, because it's not like Gura doesn't have her own musical talent to fall back on.Oh wait.
>>26642337Based but also technically wrong as VTs are not their roommates.
>>26642315Papa Huke and Kiara is the best double act in EN.
How do you respond?
Why doesn't watson have jiggle physics?
>>26641341cope skelebroGura already had the biggest fanbase pre-hololive
>>26642348ok see you in 20 hours
>>26641552>>26641723>>26641802>>26641847imagine if she accidently drops a true capitalist radio meme and coco asks what she is talking about?
>>26642358NO NOT THE FORBIDDEN WORD
>>26642337The same can be said about all of them, and?
>>26642324Didn't tshe already get it? And it was just fixing her "dumbface" on top of soem extra movement responsiveness.
>>26642375gently please
>>26642390Just fuel to add to the stans thinking she's here.
>>26642218>you will never use your coupons on AmeWhy even live
>>26642379>>26640543
Can you fags stop arguing about the bird and address the real question?How spicy were this squids shits after two hot noodle pots?
>>26642341>Gura seems to have problems with finding an interesting and related topic to talk about when playing a game.I found it really cute that she was watching Amelia to learn how to do live commentary.
>>26639835she sounds like someone who came in post 2008
oh god...
>>26642375No thank you I don't need HIV
>>26641856Sabbath is on saturday bro.......
>>26641341Gura can singGura is an ancient meme lord.Without the Hololive brand her roommate did well on youtube.
Nice of Ina to teach the detective about pits.
>>26642358She knows
>>26642337That's her roommate and who gives a shit about that, her character is a virgin and that's all that matters.
>>26642411rrat
>>26642162rrat
>>26642416girls do not shit
>>26642423Delete this immediately
>>26642348See you next shitpost, falseflagger-kun
>>26638685You are going to make me tako, anon
Chicken's fanbase is the textbook definition of loud minority.
>>26642429Cute pi ts
>>26642416spicy noodles are never spicy
>>26642455ogey
>>26642423I want to squish her cummy condoms.
>>26642453What was his name again?
>>26642423kek
>>26642429When did that happen?
>>26642341I watched a fair bit of both Superliminal and the CoC streams, the former being okay if not hugely engaging and the second being very calming but very little else. I didn't finish because they weren't engaging enough, I might try again later.Which is not to say that they're terrible but to claim they're somehow better than Gura's good tempo and energy is just inane. You're entitled to your opinion but don't try to pass it off as objective fact.
>>26642286Unintentionally so. It's obvious she's a big hololive fan, and eventually after watching something so long you pick up on mannerisms unintentionally. It's less that she's trying to copy Peko and more see's stuff that Peko and the others have done as "So this is what V-tubing is".Most of the other EN's are either fresh into streaming or been streaming enough that they already have their ideal character on lock. Kiara's in a boat where she's never really done it properly but is also corrupted with the knowledge of everyone who's come before, so her personal image is pretty much lost in trying to be a "v-tuber" and not herself.
>>26642423
>>26642443Except Fubuki, she's a scatman
>>26642423what the fuck is wrong with people
>>26642455Wow that's kinda racist bro...
>>26642273>gura not drawn with a tiny gura petONE JOB
>>26642425Fuck, I've been wrong about that my whole life
>>26641262Lethally based choice right here
>>26642493>to claim they're somehow better than Gura's good tempo and energy is just inane>You're entitled to your opinion but don't try to pass it off as objective fact.Retardchama...
>>26642423delete
>>26642427I still can't believe her roommate was the one who made the "ok boomer" song
>>26642416>>26642443
>>26642429
>>26642423Oh fuck
>>26642423MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
>>26642531she's a human
>>26642482Nick Gurrman
>>26642482Yeaaaah, Cthulhu, nigga!
>>26642423It's not gay if it's tentacles, right?
>>26641884Will she understand if i scream about USAGE OF REFRAIN BEING ALLOWED?Also how de know that? I adored geass sundays on /a/ and i crave anything related to that.
>>26642186When did being polite and being a good actress became the same thing? It's not like she deadpanned and told Gura that her drawings are bad during their collab, she was encouraging her the entire time. She could as easily not comment on bland memes or try to find at least something funny about them if she wasn't explicitly told to say that they are shit.
Nom nom nom
>>26642423But what does it taste like
>>26638737You are straight.
>>26642524Would it help if I told you to reread those lines as if they were one sentence, ESL-kun?
chicken is only good because she's a package deal with the real best holoENhukepapa
>>26642570Like all your problems leaving your body along with your sanity
>>26642570Salty milk and F'taghn
>>26642482nekurojin
>>26642571I wish.
>>26642493>energy>i love this game >but i didn't even play it>it's on steam>it has good music>i like the art>so how was your day>energy
In an alternate reality>mori is still a groupie for Tamaonsen>shark disappeared from the earth>chicken is still a weeb selling her body just to make ends meet>watson is still a literally who twitch streamer>ina is still eh ina?
>>26642375
>>26642423>A hectocotylus (plural: hectocotyli) is one of the arms of male cephalopods that is specialized to store and transfer spermatophores to the female.
>>26640446Anon you realize that was probably in reference to her choosing to leave america and live in Japan, right? A lot of her song lyrics reference abandoning the safe and familiar to pursue uncertain dreams.
>>26642423this is actually puss
>>26642423>Amelia injects Ina with an aphrodisiac>Ina pins Amelia down and consensually rapes her in all of her holes
>>26642544unfathomably based mike z
>>26642570Tako Chum
>>26642423Wait, that's not ink..
https://streamable.com/nshbv1How can Wato recover from this?
>>26642544Finish that up and turn it in.deadbeatsevent@gmail.com
>>26642418>I found it really cute that she was watching Amelia to learn how to do live commentary.She did? The problem with not being able to watch every stream is that you miss little sweet moments like this.
>>26642570have you ever squished a fat yellow zit and then licked the pus from your fingers?
>>26642423even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you
>>26642649I love my slutty detective wife
>>26642649Learn how to control her horny level
>>26642612>>mori is still a groupie for TamaonsenGod what I'd give for mori to sperg on about Tamaonsen.
>>26642040Chicken BTFO probably most of jaypee when it comes to speaking nihongo.So how is it she can't pick up on pekora autism and hikki tendencies?
>>26642631>consensually rapesI don't think it's consensual, no matter how many coupons you have.
>>26642649by streaming today
Reminder that Ina is a submissive lesbianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BgP7rXJSJg48:08, 1:10:42, 1:23:27, 1:23:47, 1:27:10
>>26642409No fuel to be found here though.
>>26642649my dick
>>26642423Humanity was a mistake.May the older ones bring hell upon earth
>>26642567No one expected Gura's artwork to be good, let alone as good as Mori's.By contrast a "meme review" would indicate actual critique of the subject matter, so pointing out that they're flawed or fail at what they attempt to do is a normal assumption. And given that Mori is notoriously inattentive to the HoloJP scene as shown from the last collab, it's pretty feasible that she wouldn't know any better than to judge the reddit memes at face value.
>>26642649She really nailed the "horni".
>>26642418I found it hilarious that she was ripping Ame's serious e-sports commentary but just bashing herself for being so bad at the game the entire time
>>26642686Gotta fuck the gay out of her.
>>26642612Ina would still probably be rich but will have a harder time achieving world dominationw without her cult at her beck and call.
>>26641672>german military songs>being a villain instead of being wholesome which she tries so hard.>grow some skin
>>26642677it is when the goal of the drugs is to make the other person rape you, duh
>>26642610It's okay, I didn't finish watching Ina or Amelia's streams so it's only fair if you didn't finish watching Gura's.
>>26642649$30 subscriptionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzyI93e_zY
>>26642649and yet she is still more pure then marine, coco and Matsuri.
I want them to collab so badly but the language barrier is too high.
>>26642686I wonder if she's dominant with men at the same time.
>>26642686i'm her bf though
>>26641672ASMR mein kampf readings.
>>26642649>on her period>still hornyThere is no recovery.
>nothing scheduled todaywtf both mori and chicken are taking a break? or did they move their schedule after the NA trio?
do you think Japanese kimchi is going to start shitposting about EN?
nutting inside gura while ina rims you
>>26642764Pretty sure they are all taking the day off
>>26642749actually, when does the collab ban end?
>>26642764Mori was going to take a break yesterday, but the collab...
>>26642388>Coco tries to get Mori to say motherfucka>"No."
How fat is Moona exactly?
>>26642749hah, cute
>>26642749If Rushia uses her pink model, they'll look like mother/daughter.
>>26642749Mori's N3-N2 nihongo would let her get by to some degree. The real problem is Amelia who can barely read kana.The answer is having Kiara and Coco on hand, really.
>>266427771 Month.
Chat, I love War.
>>26642777In 1 month newfriend
Why do you want to see the girls fail?
>>26642775they already did tho, Ina and Ame didn't stream
>>26642763I just want her to be happy.
>>26642749seems like a good way to have both chats filled with "LOL BOING BOING RUSHIA LOL"
>>26642785Morbidly obese
>>26642773Weird, I don't remember posting this again.
My detective can't be this cute.
>>26642764It's a national holiday in Japan for both Monday and Tuesday, it makes sense that they took it off.
>>26642763That's normal, you can feel super-horny exactly during your period
Why is the way Calliope speaks so cringy and awkward?
>>26642131If I had to do what she does, I'd also fuck up and then cringe/berate myself. I would also say things like "shrimp", "second-hand embarrassment" and "mee-mee" since using chanspeak (or what I think of as chanspeak) IRL is unthinkable for me.Basically, she's heavily relatable for some people.
>>26642725Anon, i watched everything except Kiaras and Guras supacha streams thus far.Gura is nowhere near as entertaining during game streams as Ina or Amelia. The energy doesn't save her if she can't naturally shift or maintain topics
>>26642789>Oyakodon with Mori and RushiaNGHHHH
>>26638714She is cute but sadly we've already won Civia.
>>26642127Her collab with ina was just awkward. She's trying to milk ina out with good opinions but ina was being ina, nonchalant and only gives the most generic answer. I love her collab with gura though.
>>26642784>Motherfword, kaichou-senpai?
>No I'm not kissing you guys I'm kissing the doggyYOUJUSTKNOW
>>26642746It will take and entire training arc for her to surpass Marine and Matuli
>>26642749>>26642789>>26642791imagine if mori actually make fun of Rushia's flat chest?
>korone actually doing her EN repsTransfer inbound
>>26642791Kiara would probably have the easiest time with collabs with HoloJP while I feel Amelia and Gura would have the hardest
>>26642764Mori posted on twitter saying she'd take today off, and her schedule for next week has monday off too so I guess she's taking a couple days to recuperate and prep content for the coming week. They're all gonna be rolling out membership soon so they've probably all gotta take a day or 2 to plan that and get the stuff together.On the bright side, Mori's finally going to be streaming at a reasonable time for NAbros
>>26642835>Flat mother>Big boob daughterstop my dick can't take it
>>26642801I don't want to see them fail, but I hope Mori keeps being pure and never brings up the dysphoria stuff. And as for Kiara, she's going to end up hurting the group in the future. Everyone will try to make her feel better but it will backfire.
>>26642764horoen was just a one week experiment by yagoo, did you rike it?
>>26642801Fires are mesmerizing to watch
>>26642789>>26642835I can only get so erect, please!
>>26641628Ina knows nothing about reddit memes and got the reddit questions wrong. I don't think she cares.
>>26642358My favourite part of this whole episode is how you can tell from the eye-tracking on the live2D that she's trying so hard to fight back the tears right from the first donation.
>>26642848>You know it is not nice to swear, Coco sempai
>>26642649I thought the joke was funny. She obviously knew AHOY was the right catchphrase but she referenced a recent clip that went viral instead.
>>26642850Knotchads I kneel...
I wish Ina streamed more
>>26642831>Gura is nowhere near as entertaining during game streams as Ina or AmeliaYour opinion and I can't really disagree more. Suit yourself.>The energy doesn't save her if she can't naturally shift or maintain topicsIt doesn't make much difference if the topics aren't engaging in interesting.
>>26642162>the get cocky=>fail=>rage act>that laughPekora is more exciting for me because of these. Maybe it'll get old, but for now I'd go with her.
>>26640107Listening to Hazy Skyscraper almost made me gosling post.
>>26642162Don't make me choose...
>>26642822How does that work when your reproductive organs are literally shitting themselves?
>>26642864>Mori's finally going to be streaming at a reasonable time for NAbrosShe usually streams around this time doesnt she? And its 9 in the morning for West Coast, so how was that a non reasonable time?
>>26638755What is this /vg/ tourist garbage?
>>26642822>You feel super-horny when your reproductive system is glitching the fuck out
>>26642897She's too busy practicing her sleep reps.
>>26642749I want Mori-milkers to mommy Rushia.
>>26642358SO CRINGESO KINO legit, Mori streams are the only ones where I'm smiling from beginning to end
>>26642686all women are bi
>>26642927>>26642915>Never got their redwings
>>26642794Chicken would be based if she did thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMdTsx1N1lQ
>>26642891Well, she did her homework. Probably still watching those clips and taking mental notes. She's a good girl.
>>26642801because i want to see people who are more miserable than me to feel better about myself
>>26642915>>26642927have you people never met a female in your life? ask your mom if you are so clueless
>>26642784>>26642848holoEN will not say nigga if they play GTA 5 and reach that part>mfw when mori or Amelia says something that is even more racist at that part.
>>26642941bilingual?
>>26639957do your sleep reps
>>26641799And why would that be any better between any of the HoloENs and Coco? If anything it'd be worse because Coco's attitude and the HoloEN's lack of experience with working alongside their senpais.
>>26642957i'm asking for the biological reason
>>26642915>>26642927Well...>There’s no clear scientific evidence for why some people get horny before their period — but it’s common and completely normal. (It’s also normal not to want sex at all during this time!)tl;dr, being a girl is weird
I've been out of the loop, when did Pekora overtake Aqua in subs?
Anons, what is the best time for both EU and NA to be happy?Streams starting 8AM West Coast? (Which is 6PM EU)
>>26642954I'm still waiting on her to touch on NSR eventually
>>26642693Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
>>26638822I haven't need to jerk off since the debut.
>>26642920>She usually streams around this time doesnt she?Did you respond to this post without looking at the schedule she posted?She's streaming at 4 and 6pm PST for the entirety of next week. That's 7 and 9pm EST, right square in NA primetime for both timezones. Previously her streams happened early morning EST, which meant wageslaves were just screwed and PSTbros would've been waking up in the middle of the night to catch her.
>>26642649so, she eats sand and cold pineapple pizza. she is a lost cause from the beginning, there is no sanity behind that cute face, she is like haato but better at masking how crazy she is.
>>26642960>even more racistLike what? Darkie-coon-sambo-rasta-chocolate drop?
Does anyone have the timestamp from yesterday's stream where MOONMOON supposedly doxxes Amelia?t. someone totally not wanting to start a crusade
>>26642960>Ina plays GTA5>Gets to the part>Takes the moment to explain "Oh he's saying 'you' in Korean!"
>>266429902 weeks ago.
>>26642060This looks nice and sharp, it's easy to read at a glance but complex esoteric 30-stroke kanji must be a mess.
>youtube doesn't let you rewind streams while they're livefucking whyeven cytube lets you do this.
what do you think they are doing on their day off?
>>26642957In what circumstance allows you to ask>Hey mom, do you still feel the need for cock even if you're having the red tide?without being weird or awkward?Also no, I dont have sisters.
>>26640209I want her to be sadistic for some reason. Idk why I feel it could fit well with her role.
>>26643007Fuck off
>>266430072h13m18s
>>26643025cucumbers
>>26642954I'm so glad there weren't any videos of the roomates in those recommendations. That would've been really fucking yabai.
>>26642988The Red Wings aren't just a hockey team from detroit.
>>26642999>She's streaming at 4 and 6pm PST for the entirety of next week.Oh that's 1 to 3 AM in EU, great. We are screwed again
>>26642960>"Oh better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call yo dog ass if she stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin' with. Nigga~">Porch monkey~
>>26643039cugumbers
>>26643024Youtube does. Hololive just tells girls not to enable that in case something horrible happens so people can't go back and clip and they can delete the archive after.
Reminder that Mistress Ina has been drawing but not streaming it for us
>>26643024that's a setting streamers can toggle Cover hates it being on rewindable
>>26642992Probably 3PM EST, for 10-11PM in the middle of Europe. People would be able to watch right before they go to sleep and right as they're getting off work, on their commute. Nobody cares about PSTfags
>>26643024hello new friend, I hope you enjoy your stay at /jp/I'll give you a free spoonfeeding, all holos(that have braincells) disable rewind on their streams. I think the dumb bird still has it on
>>26642915>>26642927It just happens, I don't really know, but gynecologists say it's normalIt's weird, you can also feel super horny but also not want to masturbate with leads to sexual frustration that even hurts you and stuff, your hormones get all over the place
>>26643024you can if the stream enables it.
>>26642975A girl's period is triggered by the body releasing a powerful mix of hormones. The exact consistency of these hormones varies from person to person, as well as their body's precise reaction to them. For many, having your body flooded with sex hormones unsurprisingly makes you horny. Others just get awful headaches and nausea as the hormones fuck with their body's chemical balance for a while, and some don't even have normal periods at all without medical assistance.You can even block periods from happening entirely with hormone supplements, and in fact this is often prescribed to women that have health complications related to their reproductive system.
>>26643039There's no cucumbers without cum.
I want to make Kiara serve her customers without any underwear on.
>Mori looked horrified when Kiara mentioned redditShe's here
>>26643024Because it's liveYou can't rewind your life, Anon
>>26643056Forgot the tweethttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1307431843763904512
>>26643025Kiara is watching all the Peko she missed
>>26643017Damn she can't be stopped.
>>26643024You can, but it's a feature which has to be enabled. Which cover doesn't.
>>26643056very annoying. also annoying when gura said she was playing muse dash and got multiple master FCs off stream.why not stream it?
am I the only one who gets a serial killer feeling from Kiara?
>>26643025Kiara is sexually assaulting Mori during her sleep
>>26642358Mind broken by LEAFS
>>26642899>It doesn't make much difference if the topics aren't engaging in interesting.Then what do you even watch her for? Hell any game stream at all? The point of watching a game stream is for the streamer to mediate the viewers engament, while maintaining their own character. If they can't, you might as well just go watch a walkthrough. Gura can only pull off her character shtick thus far, aka, a game is just a reason for a stream herself, not a full package that is game+streamer.I'll rewatch the DD stream again to get my shit to gether better. But i guess the reason we watch streamers are just different hence i don't understand your side.
>>26643083I bet that's a great way for her to unwind
>>26638822>didn't fap at all following their debuts>physically couldn't eat or sleep>fap yesterday>had a good full night's sleep and ate a full mealI'm sorry for missing my jerking reps, Mori. I won't ignore them anymore.
>>26643025Going on dates with their boyfriends.
Is it safe to sleep now? What if Ame guerilla streams like last time?
>>26643092Time slot restrictions please understand
>>26643056>>26643092>They do what they enjoy in their free time何?!
>>26643092Fuck I hope she streams Muse Dash again
>>26642960Gura will be the one to say the N word first, screencap this.
>>26643092Because streaming is incredibly exhausting.They do shit they enjoy off stream so they can relax and calm down a bit with how hectic their debut week was, nothing wrong with that.
>>26643092Ina was doing frame by frame animation. That's kind of boring to watch. Gura was probably just practicing in her own time.That and they don't want to book too many slots.
>>26643099>>26641762
>>26643098They are in different parts of the country.
>>26643092You aren't actually this retarded, right?
jesus christ I finally get around to listen to all the song release albums, Mori lives a 1 hour bus ride and 30 minutes walk away from "death-sensei's dojo"?
>>26643056She mentioned that she'd been working on this for the debut but it just ended up being too big of a project.
>>26643092They're still on the leash, dummy. Wait till cover eases up on them.
>>26643099If anything I get a 'crazy bitch who sends love letters to serial killers in prison' vibe from her.>Yes, Mori's a serial murderer whose entire existance revolves ending the lives of others.......but I can change her.
>>26643053Not like it matters since in every stream there will probably be at least some viewers using third party software to record it as it's being broadcasted.
>>26642358>>26643100>death herself mind broken by Canadiansknow i know how to become immortal! also sounds like a plot of a doujin.
>>26642749Rushia does undead necromancy though, it's more like Mori takes the soul and Rushia takes the rest
>>26643092Gura was awkward about the topic of rhythm games when asked about it afterwards. I think she might've streamed something she wasn't supposed to yet and got scolded.
>>26643057You're forgetting to take into account that they are 5 girls. 3 hours isn't enough for half of them.Going by West Coast morning always ensures the streams happen during the day for both NA and EU8AM California11AM New York5PM EuropeIt doesn't work the other way around because that means for EU the streams happen exactly during the night Midnight to 7 AM [That's how it is now]
>>26643092>also annoying when gura said she was playing muse dash and got multiple master FCs off streamBecause only niche rhythm game autists like watching someone play songs again and again, restarting whenever they break combo. She deliberately didnt retry too often and instead changed songs a lot, which isnt efficient for grinding FCs
>>26643153yeah, people thought it was dance lessons at first but it's actually just her shitty evening job. probably teaching english
>>26643150Not at all, they were just in the same room collabing yesterday
>>26643112It's okay, Koronoe will STILL be playing this when you wake up.
>>26643172I can't wait for the gangbang doujins where the faceless old men all have LEAFs for heads.
>>26643185A bunch of the other girls have played Muse Dash though. Seems like she's fine to stream it
>>26642801I WANT HoloJP to fail. I want my favorite non-English chuubas to break down and cry on stream about how gaijin are taking all their money. I want all the sub 400k holos to realize the superiority of white dick. I want them to start seeing older foreigners for money because no one wants them anymore. I want English-only streams where all they do is talk in unintelligible sentences because they don't do any reps and are blubbering from being shitfaced drunk and crying at the same time. I want them to be so devastated by the numbers HoloEN is going to pull that they have no choice but to not only whore themselves out in real life, but also during streams as well.And every single time Gawr Gura's subcount climbs, the more I realize my dream is closer to being true. The more they kneel and make "English-only" "strems", the more I realize that the reality I dream of is almost here. The more chuubas I see speaking nip in the chat of my favorite HoloEN girls, the harder my dick grows.It's not that difficult to understand you fucking faggots. What good are girls like Lamy if not to swallow 12 inches of a black man, a race that is incredibly rare in Japan and only proves that the Japanese are good for nothing but getting conquered and humiliated by westerners? Also getting head is hotter if the girl doing it to you is crying and begging. I'm just saying.yes this is copypasta
>>26643197anonchama...
>>26638750I like this ship. Its not that in your face like MoriKiara.
>>26643153>>26643195konbini
>>26642897She's probably farming FGO right now
>>26642831Oh are you new? Never watched holoJP live before?It is about the emotions that cross any language.
>>26643216Holy based
>>26643222>muh doxAnon, I really don't care about their 3D selvesI don't know why people like you even watch vtubers instead of twitch girls or things like that.
>>26643025Amelia's participating in the chat of literally every other hololive stream.Ina's drawing (maybe even still doing some sort of commissions)Mori's working on new songs in between panic attacks, the tears from which she wipes away with money.Kiara and Gura probably spend it by just chillin, lazily playing something, or watching something.
>>26643079they are both reddit anon, the reaper was the only one who got the mod question right
>>26643107>>26643083>>26643098she will go after the rabbit once the collab ban ends.
>>26643216that is some intense pasta
>>26643238why would you commute 2 hours to go work at a konbini ? i know the japanese job market sucks for foreigner but it can't be that bad, right
>>26643210They might have restrictions on the songs they can play within rhythm games due to the rights quagmire that produces. The developers of a given rhythm game have the rights to use songs in their game, but they don't have the rights to tell other people they can profit off those songs, which creates a whole complex web of permissions
>>26643241I would watch it while farming NA FGO
>>26643264and it will be adorable and cringekino
>>26643106I don't watch them to discuss banal unrelated stuff, that's for sure, I watch it to see their responses and their ability to play the game. Or at least to make entertaining and/or humorous commentary on the game. Gura isn't that good at either of the above so far but she has enough focus to keep the engagement factor running throughout.>I'll rewatch the DD stream again to get my shit to gether better.Don't force yourself, there's literally no point in trying to consume content you aren't interested in and it's not worth it just to try to understand a perspective that is simply incompatible with your own. Some things are just different and there's nothing to be done about it.>But i guess the reason we watch streamers are just different hence i don't understand your side.Yeah, I guess so. But it really doesn't matter that much.
>>26643216based
>>26643216Kinda exciting until the niggershit
>>26642366We have so many underage tourists that don't understand this. Nobody purity spirals this hard coming out of JP Holo.
>Ina has only streamed fucking 6 timesWHY, SQUID?
>>26642686Ina can't be a lesbian. Ina is a boy(female).https://files.catbox.moe/ydz9ad.webm
>>26642358>If you kill you enemies they win>Leafs giving their souls to Mori, basically getting killed by herThat's some advanced strategy for sure
So I decided to catch up on those debut streams. For some reason, I feel like Amelia was high as a goddamn kite.
>>26643276Do you people forget they work for a company? She would have been told if certain songs were off-limit beforehand.
>>26643227>Ina refers to Amelia as 'Miss Watson'
>>26643252you lost me
>>26643293b-because uh..... umm...... comfy......... or something.......
Nom.
>>26643295Canada is a death cult
>>26643014it's "I" or "myself"
>>26643241Would have been nice to have comfy FFXIV streams with Ina, if she had been working on some Ishgard Restoration this past week. She could have her craft macros going on while she talks about small things, maybe about her favorite trials and some stories about her raids.
>>26643276I think Niji handles this by simply not monetizing streams where they play games where they dont have permissions for, but Hololive has been burned so bad by Capcom and the Hololivecaust that their standing policy is "No Permissions, no stream."
>>26642423Shub-Niggurath's milk...Just one sip...
>koro-san is too shy to ask for collabs and feels unapproachable because of her statusbestest doghttps://youtu.be/pd1utFZAAy8
>>26643227I cant wait for the surgeon collab stream
Let me know when Kiara has a mental breakdown live on air.
>>26643281and we all know which of the holoEN Matsuri will go after, speaking of which that lolicon apparently have been practicing English from what i heard.
>>26643150>They are in different parts of the country.I doubt anyone even knows which prefecture either are in>Muh doxxOld ass information when they could've moved multiple times since? Okay.
>>26643310You were always lost, bro.
>>26643328
>>26643056This was pre-debut, she gave up on it.
>>26643296Because she was squealing, squeaking, and laughing more than talking.
>>26643306Have you ever worked for a company? Mixups like that happen all the time because nobody can be arsed to check each other's work or look at the details. Nobody's in a hurry to cover for other people unless their ass is the one on the line for it.
>>26643352you aren't wrong
>>26642369
>>26643306You forgot it's a japanese company, and even for japan, Cover has pretty shitty management. Mori said "I don't really know what I can say or not while streaming". If they don't know if they can say sexual stuff or not, I really doubt they know which songs they can play or not.
>>26643375huke loves his daughter so fucking much
>>26642830Meme is pretty much a universally used word, though. I do agree that shit like "based" should stay right the fuck here though.
>>26643100holy shit the memes
>>26643366Newfag, their ass is on the line after what happened with Capcom..
>tfw you'll never get to see a Mori in her natural environment where she doesn't have to feel constantly self aware and embarrassed of her dorkinessfuck this gay earth
>>26643110can confirm Mori and me just returned from rap concert and gonna have sex right know.
>>26643272She's been going to work during graveyard shift times, there's not many things it could be, least of all English classes.
>>26643308>Please be gentle, Ms. Watson..
>>26643293Ina is only in it because she has fun, her roomate is already an accomplished artist.I expect her to stream as often as Ayame.
>>26643122Skelebro
>>26643310He thinks you're calling him out for doxxing when in fact you're calling him out for being retarded and not knowing anything
>>26643248I did. But that's just half of the potential a stream interaction can have. I've seen my share of emotional outbursts before so i don't really feel it anymore. The MC gen5 welcome was glorious though.>>26643285>I watch it to see their responses and their ability to play the game. Or at least to make entertaining and/or humorous commentary on the game. Gura isn't that good at either of the above so farThat's what i've been saying all this time...
>>26643398they never stay in their role forever
>>26643375huke loves fucking his daughter so much
>>26643375Best duo
>>26643356ah I was thinking of naega
>>26643398She'll eventually get used to the whole streaming thing and relax. She's already way more natural than she was at the start and it's only been a week.
Why yes this is how I would rank Amelia's performance on different videos.
>>26643356I want a slav girl in HoloEU who'll nonchalantly slip a good old "книга" somewhere.
>>26642801I don't want anyone to fail, I just want HoloEN to succeed where HoloID and HoloCN didn't and get their own merch/collab with games/be known worldwide and associated with Cover.It'd be a dream come true if any HoloEN girls, be it from the gen we currently have or a future, hypothetical gen, ever reaches FBK or Korone-tier popularity
>>26643259Didn't she say she's never actually used the site though?
>>26643389rrat
>>26643014>>26643328>>26643356Yeaaaaah, Cthulhu, nigga!
I fucking hate Amelia. She made me want to play CSGO.
>>26643375kiara may not be my favourite but this is one of the best things to come out of holoEnits so cute
>>26643400Evening classes are a thing. She also could be giving personal lessons to higher-ups. But I guess during Covid, going to the next town over just to work at a grocery store isn't out of the question
>>26643415That sounds like a (you) problem though, not a Gura problem
>>26643227Same, not into yuri but I really like this Detective x Tentacle Monster Girl image, it's a fun lovecraftian ship and I feel that I would even, for the first time in my life, read fanfics if the fans would explore them in a horror romance way.
>>26643375Does she call him papa in private too?
>>26643398I imagine she would just be like a normal tomboy, like "hey dude, I'm fucking famished so we're going to %insertcheapfastfoodjointhere% like it or not".
>>26643431Please share your social media so I could follow, like and upvote more of your quality content.
The sharks DD stream was pretty great, thats the most animated she's been so far.
>>26643465No, but the reason he is in her chat so much is to get her to say it because it makes him erect
>>26643398why even live
>>26643431Her debut stream was like an LCD-induced fever dream for everybody, and especially for her.Everything else was comfy.
>>26643458I wouldn't find Ameli and Ina entertaining if that was a "me" problem.
>>26643439only Ina, Gura, and Ame are safe
>>26643216"Based."
>>26643402>Oh NOW you go fast, Ms Watson!
>>26643493>LCDI knew monitors were harmful.
>>26643469But anon, seeing her getting embarassed *is* the appeal
>>26643503FUCK
>>26643375Kiara irl must be Huke's type thats why he's simping too much.
>>26643398Just give it a couple months
>>26643510He probably just put all of his fetishes on her design.
>>26643469>>26643504Both sound pretty great desu
>>26643415>That's what i've been saying all this time...Then I don't know what to say, Gura's engagement is solid for me while Ina and Amelia's aren't. That's all there is to it.
>>26643504sorry, meant for>>26643398
>>26643216
>>26643497>I've been a naughty tako, Ms Watson. Don't you think I should be punished?
I want the chuubas to do longer streams soon. 1-2 hours isn't enough for me
>>26643398She is always aware of her dorkiness.
>>26643510Kiara works really well with movements IMO.
Hi! Your favorite Shark Here! Please Give me subs!
>>26643519Huke has a fetish for hats?
>>26643216niggers arent wsterners tho
>>26643216"based"
>>26643400People were arguing that she is definetely not in Japan because she went to studio at the same time before the debut. She was an English teacher half a year ago and quit at some point since. I'm not sure what she does at the moment but it's not working night shifts at a fucking conbini next prefecture over.
>>26643537Amelia and the shark already mentioned the coming week will have longer streams, get ready for overlaps though
>>26643458Imo Gura's streams are basically korone noises without substance.
>>26643453>Evening classes are a thing. She also could be giving personal lessons to higher-ups.Evening classes and private tuition tend not to start at around 1 to 2 AM or later.
To all the other anons who draw itt :What sizes and resolution do you use for your canvas? I'm completely new to this and been experimenting with the dimensions and DPI stuff, but I'd like to know what's the accepted standard that most people use. If that even exist.
>>26640038Sneed
https://files.catbox.moe/lfe144.mp4
>>26643538Yeah, she knows her appeal. It goes like this - you simply say or do whatever comes to your mind, you really regret it seconds later, your viewers are happy, and you carry that cringe with you for the rest of your life.
>>26643510Huke is just living the dream, he got to design his own anime girl and make her come to life, and she even calls him "papa". I'm surprised we don't see much more of these kind of interactions honestly.
>>26643542wait a minute...
Bros...is reaper fat like Pikamee...
>>26643293Busy and doesn't need the money. Being a tentacultist is suffering.
>>26643537For the first week they were limited to 1-2 hour timeslots, no overlapping and had to stream every day except specific days they all had to take off.Now they're free to do whatever they like so you're probably going to see some of them streaming longer but less often and whatnot.
Pretty much every holoJP (and Pikamee) that got catapulted to popularity did so due to a "funny ESL moment": nigga, I'm horny, let's kill da ho, eekum bokum (not english but the same appeal), Coco in generalWhat will be the equivalent of that for holoEN?
>>26643308She wants that foreigner pussy
>>26641570>4chan was smalltalk that went nowhere.huh
>>26643469> You will never try to hold Mori's hand just to haver her snicker and ask "what are you, gay"? and then hold your hand anyway
Coming up with a decent message for an akasupa destined to Ina is wrecking my nerves. MaybeI should reconsider after work and once my mind is unclouded by bodily needs.
>>26643542Hang on, there's something very suspicious about this shark...
>>26643582Mori, please have some rest.
>>26643448Is it paid?
>>26638836Nice voice, really.
>>26643605When they lynch a nigger in an offline collab
>>26643605"a"
>>26643592All of them but Ina are fat
>>26643612"a"
>>26643605they already got catapulted because they stream in eng
>>26643556>People were arguing that she is definetely not in Japan because she went to studio at the same time before the debut.What?
>>26643605You mean Gura's "a"?
BROS I JUST WOKE UP IS AMELIA's ARM OKAY
>>26643605a
>>26643592None of them except for Ina are fat.
>>26643605That's fucking wrong
>>26643612As long as it doesnt read like a fucking Watson akasupa you should be fine
>>26643612Ina.. a FGO grinding + talk stream please..
need some ina and kiara collab.ina said she loves kiara and becomes 5 times excited than usual when she talks to kiara. WANTED
>>26643651Shlicked too hard
>>26643639Mori went to record at the studio for her EP near midnight Japan time before her debut.
>>26643612I would just write that one Lovecraft audio minus the niggerman part
>>26643605When Gura and Amelia forget to mute their mics at the end of a collab stream and start talking about skelebros
>>26640354You’re not wrong anon. Failing at being an idol once will do that to your self-esteem. And the constant shitting on of her character isn’t helping. She needs an honest sit down with herself to reevaluate how to approach idol fans. I love the chicken, but her consistent self-sabotage will ruin her.
>>26643560I didn't know she started that late, that seals it then. It's just that her roomate moved to Japan to teach english so I assumed she kept at it.I hope she had to quit her english teaching gig to work at hololive and just took the konbini job in case hololive didn't work out, because otherwise taking the bus at midnight to go to a grocery store just to survive sounds depressing as hell.
>>26643542I actually wasn't subbed to Pika and this reminded me to go do it
>>26643592Amelia is a creepy skeleton.
>>26643669>FGO grindingGod that sounds awful. I really wish she'd play Meltan or something.
People say that Mori's debut was cringe, but it was kinda endearing. The real cringe was Watson's debut, holy fuck. She was either drunk or completely out of it due to embarrassment.
>>26643639
>tfw EN will never get JP tier dynamics like between childhood friends koro and okaBit you newfag tourists would probably call them whores for it.
>>26643651https://files.catbox.moe/yahdjb.mp4
>>26643651it's fine, she's a doctor
>>26643697Ame's debut wasn't cringe, just terrible
>>26643690It would be that late if she's in Japan, if she's not like >>26643674 suggests then it's kind of up in the air.
>>26643612Just don't turn into some gosling
>>26640491Not suprising, they don't need to latch onto the single meme they understand when they understand everything.
>>26643608But isn't Ina the Foreigner?
>>26643639>>26643699It was really a love hotel
>>26643708They just need time
For some reason I always feel that Ina and shark are disconnected from the rest
>>26643708>tfw EN will never get JP tier dynamics like between childhood friends koro and okathey have like a 10 year age gap. You're thinking of PekoMiko
>>26643729"Scythe swinging" just took on a whole new meaning
>>26643612Tell her about your hobbies, she'd like to hear that.
>weekend>at home all day>still only 1 (one) stream during reasonable hours and it's SC readingNice holoEN you got there
>>26643670I'd really like to see that too, maybe they could do a drawing stream or play something co-op.
>>26642107It would work well because the pokemon have different puns in their name for each language so it would be something that is interesting to translate rather than just RPG dialogue.
>>26643711Fuck Kiara sounds like that dumb girl that wants to be a leader but just can't do it
>>26643272>why would you commute 2 hours to go work at a konbiniA couple reasons:She could live somewhere out in the sticks, meaning the 2 hours is the commute back to civilization. It's not unusual for low-income folks, especially foreigners, to live way out in the urban outskirts because they can't afford property deeper into the city and can't afford to be picky since lots of landlords just won't rent to gaijinShe could be getting a better paycheck there than any local conbini. A couple bucks extra per hour is often worth the inconvenience of an longer commute when you're living paycheck to paycheck.Or it could just be that it was the only place that could take her. Once again, gaijin can't afford to be picky because few places will actually hire them, and ironically conbini jobs fill fast so it's pretty rare that you'll find one hiring that's in a convenient location, especially if you live away from the expensive inner-city.She was streaming last week at 20 and 22:00 JST, meaning 8 and 10pm, then went to work after followed by a 2 hour commute. Even if she left for work the moment her streams ended, that's midnight. No teaching job starts at midnight. No, not even evening classes. Whatever she's working, it's not teaching and as a gaijin in Japan that really narrows shit down
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>>26643720If you're not in Japan, it makes no sense to need to commute 3 hours a day just to find work. Unless it's a high paying job, which I seriously doubt she has since she implied she lives in a crappy appartment. Or maybe the scythe lessons were never her job to begin with.
>>26643742to be fair shark was disconnected during her own streams
>>26643747PekoMiko is quite enhanced when you remember they were already friends before Hololive
I think the chicken should have started with galaxy, since it covers more generations of people and is also easier.
>>26643757>HoloEN members>At home during a weekendThey're partying.
>>26643708>Bit you newfag tourists would probably call them whores for it.It's cute as f-word though?>free meds coupon
>>26643697Supposedly she hadn't slept since forever.
>>26643431>that second Superliminal stream not 10/10It's not just good as a stream but it also actively helps the game by making the viewer less cynical/jaded so they can respond better to its message.
>>26643763She's horny
>>26643697When we talk about Mori we use cringe as a term of endearment. Endearing is 100% correct. Despite the awkwardness, basically everybody liked Mori right from her debut.
>>26643773During covid?
>>26643762Is she also given the night slot so people don't see her gaijin face
>>26643580Longcat... ;_;
>>26643546I'm pretty sure coons born in NA, EU or Australia/NZ count as westerners.
>>26643763She's horny.If it's true that they can't have bfs imagine how horny they are all the fucking time.Imagine not having sex for one year or more. It would be insane.
>>26643765Three hours commute even in Japan is frankly nonsense unless she lives in the middle of nowhere.I really can't begin to guess her circumstances.
Did Mori cry at the end of The Irishman?
>>26643803h-haha, yeah...imagine.....
>>26643272>>26643762Especially the "I showed up an hour early, but death-sensei put me to work anyway" is a clue.
>>26643621It went F2P couple of years ago.
>>26643762>It's not unusual for low-income folks, especially foreigners, to live way out in the urban outskirtsyeah but don't they have konbinis there ? I thought they were everywhere in Japan. I'm just surprised the job market is that bad, even considering Covid.
>>26643803>Imagine not having sex for one year or more. It would be insane.Haha yeah.
>>26643803>It would be insane.Well that explains a few things.
>>26643803>Imagine not having sex for one year or more. It would be insane.I can and most people here can too since most are still virgins
>>26643763Yeah? People get horny. Especially depraved recluses. Everyone in this thread knows this.
>>26643787Would've been 10 if it wasn't pressured to fit into 1 hour.
>>26643763"Based."
>>26643803>one yearTry 34... gosling.jpg
>>26643763I doubt she does, but I hope Ame plays GF
>>26643812>death-sensei put me to work anywayOn his scythe, am I right?x
Once they settle into their new job will they continue making sure their streams don't overlap? These one hour streams a day are not enough for me.
>>26643803haha yeah...
>>26643803they can't have bfs but they can have gfs
>>26643803Of course they can have boyfriends. They just can't talk about it and need to keep their personal life separate from vtubing. Most of the members are in a happy relationship.
>>26643763So Ame has also got a crippling ass fetish 2?
>>26643674>>26643699I don't know the context of this, but assuming it's true, what makes you think she isn't adjusting her story times because she doesn't want people to know she lives in Japan?
>>26643803>Imagine not having sex for one year or more. It would be insane.anon...
>>26638856ancient fucking meme, go to sleep grandpa
>>26643842So Marine got raped for real?
>>26643763That's pretty gay.
>>26643829Maybe if they can afford an FPS game.
Just watched the collab and honestly it was great. Wish they do more similar ones in the future.
>>26643803Haha.
>>26643803But you don't need to be in a relationship to have sex
>>26643803>Imagine not having sex for one year or more. It would be insane.Can you have an overflow error with insanity...?
>>26643803Fuck you.
>>26643803That's really the only reason so many of them display homosexual tendenciesThe horniness overflows towards targets that are acceptable to their viewers
>>26641672less self centered.
>>26643812This is also true. A teacher can't start classes an hour ahead of schedule, nobody would've showed up yet. I suppose it could be home tutoring, but I'm pretty sure doing that at like 2AM is not normal and would be extremely shady.
>>26643854nah she got raped ironically
>>26643763Nice.>>26643803Where does a girl find "bfs" that look like that?
A good bunch of holos have boyfriends, it's not weird if some or all the ENs have one too.>>26643813Nice, time to download it then
Still waiting for Amelia's "Got bored so I guess I'll stream later tonight" twitter post....
>>26643803put me in the screencap
>website where users discuss topics while sharing images>it's not possible to upload picture filessususugoi
>Korone no beyonce>Korone no sexy>Korone is dogNo confidence.
>>26643846I hope they're all getting laid really well so they'll be extra happy when they stream for us!
>>26643803the narrative is that amelia is a lonely neet which is proven by her sitting in the shower for half an hour everyday to cope with her loneliness and you won't convince me otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LOlueKCtkdon't forget your daily listen, anon.She's about to hit 500k on this
>>26643880How do you rape someone ironically?
>>26643889Are we really going to make this god damn joke every fucking thread?
>>26643763>Ame likes thick girls>Ina is a flat lankletFuck
>>26643860They're doing another one next week.
>>26643889Anon.. your lurking reps..
>>26643900Spout memes while you do it
>>26643900you say "sike" at the end
>>26643890HAVE CONFIDENCE
>>26643803>80% of the thread are virgins
Which one of the HoloEN's saves all lewd pictures of themselves and their gen-mates. My guess is Ina.
>>26643900Do I look like a rapist? Ask Shion.
>>26643759"This is Squirtle. Its name is a combination of Squirrel and Turtle. In japanese its name is Zenigame which is a combination of Zeni, which means money, and Gameni which is roasted chicken."
>>26643900You haven't?
>>26643880Damn mesugaki not being serious with her molestation attempts.
>>26643900you say "just kidding" after the fact
>>26643771Pretty much. I think it would've been a good watch. Also every other Holo that got the collection is probably starting with 64 too
>>26643685Do you think maybe her parents didn't love her enough and so she found her escapism in being a fujoshi and then tried to be an idol to prove she was worth something to a world she felt had rejected her and then she failed at being an idol and was afraid it proved her parents right to not love her and all of the toxicity in her headspace is just a defense mechanism to justify why the people she wants to be accepted by don't accept her and why she should hate them and then she auditioned for hololive and got the part and felt really good about herself but she has allot of baggage and wasn't ever taught how to work through those kinds of complicated emotions and be satisfied with herself for what she has accomplished and then she was the second children and piloted the eva and realized that mama had been protecting her the whole time?
>>26643905How new
>>26643900Just say you didn't mean to after you're done.
>>26643894>which is proven by her sitting in the shower for half an hour everyday to cope with her lonelinessThe only thing Ame copes around is gettind dabbed on multiplayer FPS matches. Fucking scrub ass Amelia, getting carried by all of her teammates
>>26643920Yes.
>>26643763That's pretty gaaaaaaaaaay
>>26643919Ame
>>26643762Pachinko parlour. She said something in one of her streams about knowing a lot about pachinko even though she's never played it.
>>26643905>IB>NIS...
>>26643793It could be, but also night slots are less competitive because nobody wants them, which makes them perfect for somebody that's poor and desperate for a paycheck. Most conbini workers are just dropouts or short-term NEETs that still have a parental safety net so they can afford to be a little picky
>>26643900Say "haha gotcha" at the end
>>26643894I thought it was>hot shower = miss hugs and human intimacy>cold shower = not
>>26643761I think she could pull it off, if she's slightly humbler and tries to play along with things more.The way Chihara Junior hosts the competition segments in the Gaki no Tsukai no-laughing batsu games is the baseline.
>>26643803anon, we're in the middle of a pandemic, all the bars and clubs are closed, where am i supposed to meet cute girlsnot like i go to those anyway normally
>>26643889How recently have you arrived?
>>26640354Yes. There was something really off about the compass meme that screamed she had a mental illness and took it too personally instead of laughing it off like everyone else.
>>26643949HN?
>>26643935Fuck you and fuck your 'how new' bull shit I've seen this garbage joke in every fucking board for 4 years it hasn't been funny and it will never be funny stop saying it you god damn whore nigger I will split your body apart with my bare hands
Is Amelia the new CEO of sex?
>>26643763Ame's actual Twitter or a roommate account?
>>26643919Ame. She's retweeted suggestive fan art already.
>>26643959ffxiv
>>26643308I need it
>>26643948That was in the context of owning 17 albums from a doujin music group that raps about individual pachinko machines.
>>26643918Where do you think you are?
>>26643763>she still likes cute anime stuffbase
>>26643970Aloe....
>>26641116>i hate to numberfag but i keep wondering if gura's climb really means anythingIt means Japs still love their cunny, thats why they sub to her so much. Additionally to the "Overall" En base all the girls have, you get this result.
>>26643978Her fanart is a fucking puddle compared to Gura, no shoot she'll push whatever she can. Not saying you're wrong necessarily, but there's another element.
>>26643763She likes butts, Watson fangirls better be doing their butt and leg reps
>>26643982Does this work?
>>26641672I have nothing against her and wish her the best, I just don't think her streams are for me.It's a bummer because I found something for me in all the other girls. Ina is comfy, Mori, Watson and Gura have had perfectly enjoyable streams, but with Kiara I dunno. I just don't get into it.
>>26644005yes, I met my wife on ffxiv
>>26643957a lot of /fit/izens take cold showers because they can't feel anything else. it's kind of masoshistic.
>>26643978Also liked that "so sexy! I am going cum" post
>>26644005Most girls play that game just to get some dicking and I'm not even joking. They don't even care about the fucking game at all
>>26639291>living like this for years>suddenly the door to your shitty apartment bursts open with holy light>angelic choir singing fills your ears>a middle aged Japanese man with tired eyes and a genuine smile enters>it is YAGOO>he is here to save you
I can't imagine anything more worse for Mori than having to use reddit for your job like once a month just to announce a song or an event. All those years of edginess just to have to deal with "family friendly" memes from people who think misspelling a word is hilarious.
so thus far who hasn't collabed with each other
>>26643763Crazy how HoloEN was already Homoliving before joining Homolive
mori more like bori cuz she puts me to sleep
>>26643918Happy Coomer Hour
>>26644009Fair, 4/5 isn't bad, as long as you aren't a faggot about it.
>>26641672I dont know why but this dumb turkey makes me mad just by existing.
>>26644023>They don't even care about the fucking game at allWhy even bother with someone with that then?
>>26644013>>26644023Y-you fuckers better not be yanking my chain...
>>26640951Pretty weak numbers considering her roommate is nearing a million. Let's see how she develops.
>>26643803i do not worry about not having sex because i do not want to fuck real woman anyway
>>26643763ThighCHAD
>>26644053I know of two couples in my guild that got married after meeting in ff14. its not a meme
>>26643763Did Yagoo recruit Hololive EN at a lesbian bar?
>>26643918>97.99%fixed
>>26643092gura said that she wants to do longer streams next week
>>26644060A true patrician.
>>26643763Well, she did say she was a thigh connoisseur, while also dabbing on armpitniggers on stream
>>26644024>you start screaming at him and looking for nearby heavy objects because he broke down the goddamn door and you don't have enough money for food, let alone repairs
>>26644056how long did it take HER to reach 900k subs? because i think if you compare the rate of growth, gura might be growing faster
So how many of you are going to bail as soon as the start doing collabs with holostars?
>>26643918Well yeah you can tell by people who start foaming at the mouth and screaming whore if even a virginal angel makes a lewd jokes. Also people that say "the wetter the better" extreme certain virgin alert.
>>26643763>ass and thighsgood taste ya homo
>Asacocco back tonightHow hard is she going to shit on EN?
>>26644096Why would anyone bail out at that?
>>26641672she really needs to own her personamaybe she's not even really clear on what her character isas is she feels ambivalent, or maybe half-assed
>>26644005yes but the majority of them are trans>>26644023>>26644053most of them are just in it for the erp not actually relationshipsthey're mostly fat too
>>26644013>>26644023>>26644068I knew a guy in this Discord server my friends had. He met a girl on FFXIV, and we all just kind of assumed he was getting catfished.That was well over a year ago and he's still dating her, so I guess it's real.su-sugoi...
>>26644052Well to get some sex I guess.The girls that play hard content are all in search for dicks too, but they try to increase their value by being good at the game. Some of these are the most attractive too. I have a friend who's really attractive but for some reason she doesn't realize it and plays the hardest content of the game and tries to be super good just to validate herself.
>>26643897Did my part
>>26644084he points at the door Dr. Manhattan style and it repairs itself, of course
>>26644075If we had images I'd make an edit of Homer at the lesbian bar but with Yagoo
>>26643918It's weird, holo fans are either virgins or someone who watch holos with their SO together. That must be fun.
>>26644096Have any other girls done that?
>>26644095Yeah, but she still has over half right now. Gura could plateau.
>>26644053You might as well try it anon, unless your central/eastern european since no girls from those regions plays it
>>26644096half of holostars are spergs with woman, the other half are such good guys i wouldn't even be upset.
>>26644024I swear Yagoo's obsession with picking down-on-their-luck menheras for holos is gonna backfire one day.
>>26644053Popular MMOs are literally social clubs. Normalfags too lame for the bar scene congregate in western ones like Wow while the weeb ones get all the thirsty single otaku like Ina.
>>26644137alowi...
>>26644096i'm pretty sure kiara and gura dont even follow the holostars on twitter
>>26641672An entire dogeza stream and ending that peppiness to embrace the misery of her existence.
>>26644096Why would I do that? I don't have a parasocial long distance e-relationship with them.
>>26644124Fubuki does a lot for example. A few others too.
>>26644137Aloha....
>>26644096Unironically looking forward to that
>>26644137It has been working out so far.
>>26644053ffxiv definitely has a higher ratio of women compared to the majority of games that aren't specifically designed heavily for women. Not like this means they're everywhere. If your typical multiplayer game has like a 10% female playerbase then ffxiv would have ~20%, for example.You'll never come across one randomly either since there's no reason to talk outside of linkshells/guild chat and women are typically already pretty cemented in their guilds clique.
>>26643803>Imagine not having sex for one year or morebros....
>>26644145who?
>>26644052Is your deal breaker seriously "doesn't care enough about videogames"?
>>26644143this. nobody actually play MMOs for the gameplay, it's all for the social
>>26643897500k VIEWS DEADBROS
>>26644115Sounds really high maintenance, I can't imagine it's worth it.
>>26644137overall it works turns out having something to prove makes you work harder
>>26644135>unless your central/eastern european since no girls from those regions plays it>eastern europeanGoodbye my hopes and dreams.
>>26644096depends on if you mean stars or stars en, and what the en stars are like
>>26644096i wouldnt bail on em>>26644105idolfag jops
>>26644110play on anything other than balmung
>>26640502Because she's literally me
>>26643803haha imagine
>>26644135>>26644143Got out of a 5 year relationship a few months back and I'm trying to bounce back but I don't know how to date anymore...Might download
>>26643763I wanna follow her now.
>>26643918everyone except me
>>26644096Amelia playing Apex with Astel sounds pretty great to me. Although they'd mostly only be able to say callouts
>>26644135>unless your central/eastern european since no girls from those regions plays ittfw I live in a third world shithole where most girls are uneducated and even then don't even know enough English to play ffxiv which means I'd only be able to sustain a long-distance relationshipjust let me die
>>26644172If they play vidya but don't care about it then that's a pretty big warning sign.
>>26644137He knows the cinderella story sells.Though just once I'd like to see a rich, egotistical holo girl that ignores the simps and shits on her poorfag genmates
>>26644191i've played on both the eu datacenters and they're the same
>I don't like monkeysWhat did gura mean by this?
>>26644168alloy...
>>26644027besides the full gen collab? Mori/Watson and Everyone/Everyone that isn't Mori has yet to collab.
>>26640616Hi chicken
>>26640502Now that I know she's a butt and thigh chad she might even become my favorite
>>26644122The reason why I don't even bother with getting a girlfriend is because not only I have 0 chance and it would be too much work, but even if I did I'd get a person that doesn't share my same hobbies, so what's the fucking point? I'd literally use her for sex.
>>26642423this is hot af ngl
Can we drop the offtopic/r9k/ shit now, please?
>>26644191what's the best server to pick up chicks on?
>>26644221>get this goofy looking n... skelebros outta here>i dont like monkeysuh oh
>>26641672A soft-spoken reading of Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler in the original German language, uncensored, followed by some Phoenix-related joke about ovens.Then, maybe - maybe - I would consider donating a few bucks to help cover the cost of purchasing the book.
>>26644230>Not an ascended armpit enthusiastNever gonna make it.
>>26644217I'm from EU and I just played on US. Krauts and frogs just means most of the community will be absolute shit.
>>26644221Someone told her to come to Brazil.
Now that the first week is over what's your voice ranking for the girls? (Singing voice not counted)
>>26644124Fox slut did a vibrator punishment game with onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDbCfeu8_1E
>>26644137is he even picking ? most people in Japan seem miserable, I can't imagine when they're looking to make it as an idol
>>26644221They're loud and violent like nnnnnnskelebros
>>26643612>Dude pancakes lmao
>>26643824But the fact that she managed to almost wrap it up and cleanly transition in time for Ina is also part of what made it good.
>>26644254Armpits were never an option. Your people aren't even human!
>>26643897>keep all of mori's songs on pinned tabs on my browser>keep them on loop>mute tabs>make them all play at 144p for minimum dl usage>keep browser open foreveri do my part
>>26640828Cute
>>26643375>Huke gets to hear this every night.https://streamable.com/chvsqa
I hope watson continues showing her toxic gamer rage side and her wholesome fakeness continues to decline.
>>26643803yeah haha imagine not having sex
>>26644213>I want some basic bitch pokimane trying to become an inferior Amerimutt version of AritaNot good
>>26644122There's probably lots of non-virgins who watch them regardless of relationship status, it's good background noise at work.
>>26640746Imagine Amelia reading the interject.
>>26644244it doesn't matter you can travel between servers on the same data center at will.
Did anyone clip Gura saying fuck?
>>26640354I don't think that's a social disorder. Not to sound harsh, I love the birb, but she's just not the brightest bulb. And because of how easily provoked she is, she's been fucked over again and again in her previous life, which most likely fueled her insecurity.Like, that latest collab. Pure/slut x smart/dumb chart wasn't a great idea, but that's how we see it. She probably just thought "hey, that's looks fun, Coco-senpai did those on the meme review, let's do it too, it's gonna be great". Or that part when she repeated that she passed 200k. It wasn't to hammer down how she's a successful idol after all or some bs narrative. Girls were talking over each other and didn't acknowledge her the first time, she thought they just didn't hear her, so she repeated herself and got a reaction. Considering how discord works, they probably really didn't hear her the first time.Or this part when they decide where Ame is on the chart and Kiara mentions Watson's concoction. Ame is clearly not very comfortable with mentioning that blunder again, but Kiara is just "hey, that was fun, CALLBACK!". Or when commenting on her broken arm Ame says that it's alright, she "very flexible". Kiara is like, in a sultry voice, "oh, you are, how about you show me" and it's immediately really fucking awkward, from 0 to 100, so much that Mori has to cut in and bring this shit back on topic right away. But Kiara probably didn't even think about it. She was just playing into the joke. "oh, flexible, let's make it more funny by adding some innuendo" and went way overboard with it, maybe because english is not her first language and correct intonation with telling such a joke is kinda delicate. When I was a dumb teen I acted exactly the same. This is all speculation on my part, of course, I can't know for sure what any person other than me is thinking. But I have a feeling that I know what's going through that birdbrain.
>>26644187never give up anon
>>26644298yeshttps://streamable.com/m0haab
>Watching some who vtubers on twitch>Some of them cycle through Sharks "Ride on Time.".Neat.
>>26644264wtf
>>26639291To be fair, most of Japanese convenience mangers are likely to be the most exhausted staff of the store. He should fill the blank of shift when part timers take sudden day offs due to sickness and so on. They often die because of fatigue.No wonder why the reaper chose that job as her worldly job.
>>26640828>>26642423combine theseAme and Ina both drinking from Ina's hair tentacles
>>26644319DYU RLY BLEEV ET
>>26644287I hope she griefs. She's not even toxic that's just a word reddit snowflakes who play Overwatch misuse when touring around holo threads.
>>26644241does it matter, these threads are basically a free for all during extended breaks like this, what is there to even talk about besides coming up with spastic narratives which is even more retarded than off topic posting
>>26644319Wrong clip but thanks anyways
>>26643803>Imagine not having sex for one year or more.One year? Humans are made to have sex everyday, or they start losing neurons. Feelings. Intelligence. Physical attractiveness.Not having sex for one entire year it would mean that your value as an human being decreased by 99% minimum. Imagine being virgin in your 20s. It would mean you're not even 0.001% of the human you could've been.I'm happy that no one in this thread met that horrible fate, tho.
>>26644319aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my heart
hey guys
>>26644314Thank you for coming to my TED talk
>>26644096No cause I'm already signed on for holostars en.
>>26644248Is this a forced meme? There was no break in the 'n' when she said 'goofy lookin...'
>the real reason chicken joined hololive was so she's have another youtube channel for subscribing to Pekora
>>26644319I don't believe it...
>>26644319breifb it
>>26644265All the EN picks are like that too except maybe Ina who is perfectly happy with being a shut in weeb.
>>26644096I want to see them collab with the future HolostarENs.Plague, please.
>>26644338Virgin hands typed this post.
>>26644330Uh, yeah? She just told us idiot.
>>26644264either fbk has some weak as shoulders or they really did just cuck all the viewers, huh
>>26644319>ywn cuddle with gura as she tells you she loves you multiple timesaaaaaaaaaa FUCK
>>26640746Partly why I also like Botan so much. Women who actually know how to build a PC turn me on.
>>26644330DU U RIILY BELIEB DAT
>>26640354>>26644314All of you need to take your meds.Birds literally just made one or two jokes you didn't find funny. This narrative posting is the only mentally unhealthy thing here.
why does shark always laugh?
>>26644334Not him, and no idea at reddit's definition, but she seems to have a lot of points on the gamer bingo>gamer bottles>blaming lag>bitching at her teammates if she loses a round>wants to report players if they kill her>quits games if she can't get what she wantShe just needs some "ur mom is gay" and it would be perfect
>>26644314To summarize, don't ascribe malice, scheming or diagnosis to something that can be explained with blunt stupidity.
>>26644287I hope she keeps a mix of both since her wholesome voice is nice and chill to listen to, and it makes it funnier when she does break character
Can you imagine Kiara having a collab with Pekora? She probably would be flipping out
>>26644379thismy only problem with chicken is that she's trying way too hard and tries to force memes
>>26644380Nervous laughter
>>26643962>>26640354how the fuck you absolute spanners are trying to turn thishttps://twitter.com/thomassVEVO/status/1307600046230253569into some kind of schizo narrative that kiara is actually sad is just insane. you people are fucking weapons
>>26644362Why do people assume Ina is a shut in weeb? Is there actual substance to this narrative or is it only because of the gacha and ffxiv?
>>26644096They can't compete with the girls, so what some Anons want from them, they will never manage
>>26638972prove it
>>26644264Uhm...
>>26643897Oh wow, yesterday I saw someone in the thread saying it's a song adressed to her roommate's fans and listening to it again that's a really cool interpretation.
>>26644391I hope she has long periods of each to keep fucking the goslings up
>>26644314Consider the following: Its all an act and they are playing roles
>>26644350no i am of course 100% serious when i say i believe she was going to say "goofy looking niggers" on stream. i am also, of course, 100% serious when i imply she said "i don't like monkeys" as a racist dogwhistle about black people. why would i joke about that.
>>26644314i.e she has autism plz be patienceDon't know how Ame will go when she has to rewatch her debut on stream, cause she should just accept the L and double down on the lack off sleep narrative she was going with
>>26640502She's an actual gamer girl with a nice voice. That's how you get attention.
>>26644400she just needs to rub her clam before the collab to calm herself down
>>26644284PAPA... IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD....
>>26644416life is an act too tho
>>26638999based as fuck
>>26640354I think her manager is either dumb or non-existent. She should double-check everything she plans on doing with him.
>>26644400That's her goal. After doing the collab and ending up harassing Pekora, she'll start stalking irl until she ends up kidnapping the rabbit and forcing her to do streams only for herself.Pekora will somehow escape, and the chicken will hang herself.
>>26644381All in good spirit. Would recommend.
>>26644407You have to be a shut in to be that good at FFXIV, autistically grind 3+ gachas and draw art.
>>26644416NO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT
>>26644404Kiara, please. This isn't healthy for you, get some help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sko986ZrrEHaachama...
>>26641054Good facts anon
There’s no EN streams today, right?
>>26644416So the reason they don't stream often is because they have to learn their script to perfection?
>>26644440>that good at FFXIVI remember some screenshots about it, but I never played the game. I've only played WoW up until cataclysm. Just how hardcore was she?
>>26644407She's a professional artist and a hololive fan on top of her gacha and MMO addictions. There are only so many hours in a day.
>>26644457what do you mean anon, gen 22 is debuting rn >>26644450
>>26644400it would be the perfect example of a low tier villain ordering her bumbling subordinate aroundit'd be pretty funny
>>26638793do you forget the most important Holmes fact that he and Moriarty tumble each other off a cliff to most certain death
>>26644416Almost all the shit they do is an act. The only exceptions are Kiara's depression and Mori's cringe
>>26644434Kiara understands the joy Pekora brings to all so she wouldn't kidnap her but she would eat her out under the desk to keep Pekora happy so she continues to stream
>>26644462considering she cleared ultimates and like 1% of the population actually cleared it, I'd say she is a sweaty nerd. I know, cause I also cleared all ultimates
>>26644462She plays the game since release, and if she tried to do all the content in the game it's natural to be good. You don't even need to practice or keep yourself trained to be good at that game. I haven't played for 2 months but I could log in now and do the Ultimate raids effortlessly.
>>26639153they all schedule at pretty random times
>>26644469>gen 22Yabai
>>26644450imagine the absolute schizo posting if Kiara did this except with a HOLOLIVE JP title/quiz
>>26644457There will never be EN streams anymore..
>>26644075I didn't expect them to be so fucking gay even before joining Hololive.
AMEEEEEEEEE CSGO
>>26644462She parses in the top 1% of all raidersNot just all players, all RAIDERS
>>26639324that makes a surprising amount of sense
>>26644450>>26644503my god, she really wants to join EN.
I now want to see Ame play something super rage inducing like dark souls
>>26644457No today is a day of rest and prayer.
>>26644444Quints confirm that chicken needs professional help.
Redpill me on ffxiv. Should I play it? If my wife Ina likes it I think it must be pretty good.
>>26644488>>26644493>>26644510Okay, thanks for the clarification. I'm very impressed with this shut in squid
>>26644462She used to break records with her static.
>>26644450Haachama will rise!
>>26644457>working on a sundayanon, your God reps...
>>26644450FINALLY A HOLOEN STREAMLET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26644252as long as you can deal with german autism and the french language barrier it's okaythere's also the hoard of scandis
So you guys are telling me that I can get a ina gf if I play some shitty mmo, a Kiara gf around anime conventions, mori gf in a liquor store near the cheap wines section and an Amelia gf in a CSGO match?
>wake up>still seething about the chicken
>>26644543she also did a self drawing in which she portrayed herself as a shut-in weeb
>>26644472It would actually be pretty great.Pekora is such a shitty brat, her getting a adoring henchman will be hilarious. I hope their collab will be something like a Minecraft where Pekora can rope Kiara into some stupid shenenigans.
Korone just called me a fantastic boy, later virgins
>>26644543Ironically gachas require way more time and effort compared to XIV. XIV is made to be able to catch up super quickly if you haven't played for a while.
>>26644450Gen 2 EN should just be Haachama, Civia, Artia, Iofi, and Moona fuck the treerat
>>26644400Maybe Coco does it first. That’s the reason why she has been practicing how to tame dinosaurs.
>>26644554and a gura gf at a community college alcoholics anonymous yes
>>26644314>Kiara is like, in a sultry voice, "oh, you are, how about you show me" and it's immediately really fucking awkward, from 0 to 100, so much that Mori has to cut in and bring this shit back on topic right away.Did you magically forget the part where Ame immediately follows up with a "We'll do that later ;)"?Take your fucking meds and stop getting all caught up in these stupid narratives. It was just a silly bit based off Ame's Marine joke from earlier
>>26640477telling it like it really is, bileb in Artia>>26640577EYE, Swat 4, Killing Floor 2, SRB2 Kart
>>26644554>Amelia gf in a CSGO matchDo not date FPS women!They will leave you for someone else...
>>26644554YesIf you're the sort of guy they'd want as a boyfriendare you?
>>26644549>live in 17 hours
>>26644552I can't, I hate both of them that's why I played on US. Scandis are alright tho
>>26643900You do it as a joke.
>>26644568Glad I'm not the only one watching the dog struggling with this weird ass game
>>26644549anon...17 hours...
>>26644554>ina gf if I play some shitty mmoYou won't find one as high spec as her but yes.
Alright guys hear me out.I rewatched the chart thing part from yesterday's collab from a different perspective because I thought it was Chicken placing others and not Amelia. Yesterday I thought Chicken couldn't take a joke and refused to place herself on the bottom left but after rewatching it, she's probably just trying to be entertaining reacting like Pekora would if she was in the same situation because she did accept the placement in the end.I'll keep watching and support you Chicken, just please get a better mic.
>>26644314ogey schizo
>>26644554Exactly, anon. You can find a Gura gf drunk swearing at n... skelebros at a random street corner.
>>26644568Korone is a national treasure
>>26644554some people can. you? no
>>26644585this is true for CSGO and also TF2
i dont trust amelia, only schizos like NHK
>>26644583> Did you magically forget the part where Ame immediately follows up with a "We'll do that later ;)"?I actually did. Taking my meds sounds good, thanks.
>>26644488>>26644462FFXIV isn't hard though, maybe ultimate content at best. 99% of the gameplay is dance-step memorization. Most of the population don't play the game for the gameplay though and just erp/non-erp. It can be a comfy game and its story is top-notch in Heavensward and Shadowbringers but boy did it make me and others I tried to get in fall asleep in the gameplay.I also love its music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saYCZ9jzLEA
>>26644457Mori and Kiara said they'd be off. Ina usually schedules pretty far in advance. Watson or Gura guerilla is a possibility.