/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll take the ten figures.

10 figurines... of my choice? No price limit? For free?

No contest. I want the dollies.

10 figurines.
Did you really have to ask that?

Hahaha, the ten figurines of course!

Am I the only person in /jp/ who doesn't give a shit about figurines?

I don't like figurines, and I don't consider 3D pig disgusting. Easy choice.

>>2659482
What's wrong with her lips?

Тогда сюда!

The figs

the figs. Id get some expensive ones, sell the ones i dont need and pay that girl to be with me for one night.

I'd go with figurines if you were only offering 1.
10 is no contest.

>>2659497
you're telling me you don't want to be surrounded by your beautiful waifus all day? fag.

You're all dumb fucking faggots.

Take 3D girl, whore her out. You can make a lot more than 10 figurines worth if you play it right.

the woman, i dont care about figures..

Figurines. Even expensive call girls cost less than 10 figs of my choosing.

the girl, since it's going to be the first and only time I'll not have to pay to have sex

OP here, okey well I guess you guys really like those figurines so i will give you a new offer. The 3D girl becomes your wife for life or 10 figurines?

>>2659532
No. Too much trouble when cleaning my room. I don't have anything here except a bed, a computer and some books.

Let's simplify everything and use the ever popular 'World is Mine' Hatsune Miku as the basic unit: http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10089468

10 Mikus would net 8,3810 Yen or 883.86 US dollars. Is that whore worth 883 US dollars for one night? Absolutely not. 10 figures please.

figs. I'll probably pick some of the expensive Berserk ones they've made then.

>>2659532
2D converted to 3D doesn't work, figurines are ugly.

>>2659552
Wife for life.
She could get a job and buy me the figs.

>>2659556
I can easily make more money than that by using her body.

10 figurines? You had me at 1.

>>2659585

He had me at "or"

>>2659573
This.

>>2659581
Using her body, but remember that you, as a stranger, don't mean shit to her. You're not getting a dime.

>>2659581
In one night?
That sure is lot.

>>2659595
She's mine for a night. It doesn't really fucking matter what she thinks.

ITT: faggots.

Not really into Asian women, most of them don't know what the fuck they're doing in the bedroom.

10 SADERS

>>2659625
Neither do any of us.

>>2659625
>Implying that he only dates women who know what to do in the bedroom

>>2659625
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Everyone in this thread would take the girl if they actually had the chance. Otherwise you're just huge faggots.

>>2659497
no

>>2659488
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>>2659632
This is why I love this board.

I already have a waifu, I'd have no reason not to take the figs. ಠ_ಠ

Also, knowing /jp/, 'having her a whole night' would result in nothing happening. ಠ3ಠ

>>2659710
No. I'm not even into figs but one night with some random Asian whore isn't worth much.

>>2659710
10 figs = about 700/800$ (quality please)
A whore for a complete night = about 300$ here, 20$ in some third world country.

The girl. I don't like figurines.

Am I allowed to sell her to the highest bidder? Also, is there a price limit to the figs? Clarify for me before I make my decision.

Also also, are dolls included in this contract's definition of figures? 10 dolls and I'd be set for a year.

Also what the fuck is wrong with her lips?

I'll take the girl.
She's fucking hot.

Also
3D plastic disgusting.

>>2659632

5 Saders, 5 MOK-KOS

neither, I trade both for a translation patch for Hollow Ataraxia.

Is anything wrong with me? I never considered the option of getting the girl and was automatically thinking about what figs I'd want.

>>2660140
you're a huge weaboo
just like me.

>>2660140
You are normal, no problem.

Any Britfags also find this funny as fuck?

>>2660184
>>2660184
LOL SO EPIC XDDDDDD SOMEBODY STICKY THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

10 new figurines of my choice for free even though I don't even collect them.

>>2660191
Same butthurt faggot who always responds sarcastically with a string of xD's to such things.

Sarcasm = SHIT TIER humour, right down there with slapstick you faggot.

>>2660184
I found it funny.

>>2660206
Go be fat somewhere else, athens.

>>2659862
It looks like she had bad collagen implants, and she's trying to cover it up by making a kissy face.

>>2660206
The derisive sarcasm was called for as the post was totally unrelated to the topic of the thread. I would have preferred no one responded to that post at all, however.

>>2660206
Hush you. Slapstick is humor of the Gods.

>>2660210
>fat

I'm not fat. You mean ugly. Go be -ugly- somewhere else.

>>2660221
It was just as bad actually.

If a girl was with me for a whole night I wouldn't know what to do or say. It would just be awkward...
So I'd go with the figures.
I wouldn't even sell 'em :3

>>2660243
>>2660206

Don't listen to the meanies athens-kun, I still like you no matter how you look like.

>>2659556
I'm not sure whether to be jealous of you for thinking with your head and not your dick, or to not to be because you've given up thinking with your dick.

>>2660261
Wow another thread hijacked by tripfags so
they can attentionwhore on themselves....fuck off

Will the figures be checked by customs? Pic related.

I'm not a one night stand kind of person, so I'd take the figs and sell them.

>>2660431
NICE

you could have picked a better looking girl man

dat mouth, eww

I would pick 3D girl over a hundred figurines. Unless I'm allowed to sell them, of course.

you can keep the dolls, i'll take the 3d girl.

she is definitely relevant to my interests.

C'mon... 10 FREE figurines.
Obvious choice is obvious.

What would say your parents, if they knew that you rather masturbate in your locken room with japanese carton plastic figurines in the mouth, than have a healthy sex with foreign young girl?

I'm not picking up a girl that posts her semi-nude pictures on the internet.
Give me my ten figures already.

>>2660512
>in the mouth
huh?

Make her a pretty trap and I'll consider.

She has a bony ass. OP should have used a picture of a fuckable female.

>>2660512

They'd be dissapointed and worried, but probbably not surprised.

What's so special about a woman the whole night? As long as she leaves in the morning, I guess it'll be acceptable.

I rarely get free shit, and that girl looks like she'd be horrible in bed, I'd take the figurines.

>>2660512
>healthy sex with foreign young girl?
>Semi-nude pictures on the net
>healthy
>100% std chance
>healthy

Yeah...

I could be tempted with a nice 3d girl, like :3. Otherwise I'd have to take the figurines, even though I don't collect them. If possible, I'd swap them for 10 dolls.

Girl or dolls... girl or dolls... I... I c-can't decide, a-anonymous!

>>2660616
Take me, Alice.

>>2659482
What kind of question is that to ask? Calling for a circlejerk?

I don't really want either of those things. Maybe I could take 10 of those desuboku statues that cost like 450 bucks a piece and try to ebay them.

>>2660634
*snuggles*

Figs easy, money here I come.

the fucking figures. why have two eyes staring at you lifelessly from a corner when you could have TWENTY.

This is a joke thread. Of course everyone here would take the ten figs.

Not accepting the figures at first glance?
/jp/ summer is finally here!

I don't even collect figures, but 10 free figs seems like a good way to start.

>>2660726
Except not everyone picked figures

Figures. Real women are overrated and I get to pick the figures, fuck yeah.

>>2660733
I hate when /b/ invades.

>>2660733
Yeah blame the idolfags.

>>2659482
This decision is hard. For some of us, this would probably be our last chance to ever have sex with a 3-D woman without paying her. On the other hand, 10 free figures is quite an attractive deal.

To tell the truth, and it shames me to admit this, I would probably pick the 3-D girl. I could always work some shitty job and save up for figures again in the future, but it will be impossible to ever find a girl willing to fuck me without payment ever again.

10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free
10 new figurines of your choice for free

It's the only right option

10 new figurines of your choice for free.

(I already have a 3d wifu)

>>2660894
Good choice anon, repeated creampies over the night may change you decision to have a figuring collection for the better portion of your life...

>>2660894
>this would probably be our last chance to ever have sex with a 3-D woman

That's not true, I happen to...

>without paying her

...oh.

>>2660894
Good choice anon, repeated creampies over the night may change your decision to have a figurine collection for the better portion of your life...

The figurines. Sex with a girl you don't love feels like shit, if I wanted that, I'd pay a hooker.

>>2660445
nice justification for your lack of sexlife, bro

I'm all for the 10 figs. I mean look at that girl, she's ugly as fuck and an old hag. Maybe if she was a little younger... say 12 or 13, then I'd consider. CONSIDER. I mean... who can resist 10 figs?

>>2659482
source?
What's her name?

>>2659710
That girl is for faggots.

>>2661031
Get out of /jp/.

I don't see the appeal in figures, at all. 2D > 3D, but if you can't have sex with her, or feel her non-plastic skin, it's worthless.

>3D girl or 10 new figs

I think the choice is obvious.

I just need more table space for my delicious figs.

>>2661080
>but if you can't have sex with her, or feel her non-plastic skin, it's worthless.

You said it, but you don't understand the whole concept of 2D > 3D, do you?

>>2661090
If you're referring to the fact that 2D girls are "pure" (hohoho), then no I do not understand.

>>2659710
Fact.

>>2661101
The idea is that you don't need to rely on such senses. Your imagination is just as good, if not actually better, than reality.

>>2661106
Shut up, faggot.

>>2659710
I really wouldn't. If I ever do go 3D, it won't be for a one night stand with some slut.

>>2661110
I can't agree with you there. I, for one, don't have such a vivid imagination.

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>>2661117
I pity you.

if there's no price limit, i would just take some of those giant display figures that are worth a few thousand dollars each.

>>2659482
10 figurines. They last longer and have a higher satisfaction rate.

>>2661117
What's up with the "I lack imagination" fags here lately? You fucks are supposed to feed said imagination over the time instead of killing it abruptly.

3D girl of my choose becomes my wife > 10 figurines of my choose

OP should have chosen a better looking girl.

>>2661169
How does I feed imagination?

I'd take the figures and sell them back to you fucking losers.

I can seduce the girl.

OP's girl looks like a slut. If I get one night with a slut, it doesn't matter whether I paid for it or not; I'm still fucking a random slut I don't know.
Add to that that I don't like sluts at all, and she looks ugly for a slut, AND you can sell the figurines, and I'll take the figurines without a second thought.

The choice should be obvious even without '3D pig disgusting'.

I don't even know who she is, so I'd take the figs.

Think for a moment. You could get a really good looking call girl for the money you spend on these resin models of fake women. REAL SEX. A VAGINA. You think you know what sex is like. You've seen a lot of porn, and hentai right? Sex is fine, but you like your figurines?
You've got no idea.

When you put your dick in a pussy for the first time... It's mind blowing. It feels like it's so warm it will burn you, but it doesn't. It envelopes your dick and swallows it. and It's not like putting your dick anything else. It's hot, and it's alive. It moves, it clenches on your dick squeezing you, pulling on you. It's as if a Vagina was made for your dick. (IT WAS)

Sex is better than fapping to a figurine. Hands down. People play down virginity, and it's true it's not a big deal. Being a virgin is just another state of being. (thank you firefly) But do not give up. Sex is worth the trouble. Find a chick who isn't good looking and give it a try. (Dudes can fuck uglies without a stigma, nobody will call you a slut)
The pussy is the best part of having a dick. It doesn't change your life. It just lets you know why you have a dick.

Don't take this hard /jp/ I love this board. But give pussy a chance. Don't get down, get some.

I believe in you!

Ten figs, sell half, buy the whore for more nights.

>>2662352
>But give pussy a chance. Don't get down, get some.
Ah, it's so easy. Thank you, because of your enlightening words I'm going to go out and get laid right now!

>>2662352
Enjoy your STDs.

>>2662370
It's all about finding a girl crazy enough. And don't mind the extremely hot yandere kind of crazy we all love.

>>2662387
>And I don't mean
Fixed.

>>2662379
Your mom isn't a VIRGIN and guess what, you dont have STD, right?

Idiot.

>>2659482
But women aren't worth any financial value...

I like dicks.

I like 2662418.

>>2662370
It's not easy. I never said it was.
>But do not give up. Sex is worth the trouble.
Those were my words.

>>2662379
Not every woman has an STD you know. I've only ever slept with one girl, and I wouldn't trade the experience for the world. She says she was a virgin, and judging by the way she interacts with other people, I'm inclined to believe it.

Here's another pointer; Don't look for love/sex/women at a bar. They're sluts, and they're looking for tanned/musclebound retards. meet girls at more ordinary locations; grocery store, anywhere you frequent.

>>2662424
unless you frequent stores that specialize in figurines?

>>2662424
Shut the fuck up and get out of here, asshole.
I don't need dating advice from some faggot on 4chan.

>>2662424

>meeting girls in a grocery story

Enjoy looking like a creepy stalker, fag.

>>2662379
Your mom is a SLUT

>>2662405
My mom had sex after marriage like a responsible adult because she isn't a disease-ridden slut.

>>2662352
>>2662424
I don't buy everything you're saying... But I don't resent the advice.

If you're such a romeo then how do I strike up a conversation with a girl I don't know?

>>2662444
Some disseases are curable. And your mom is a SLUT, she had sex before marriage. NOT WITH YOUR DAD.

I LIKE DICKS

>>2662437
You spend your time on /jp/.
Yes. Yes you do.

This would have been more interesting if it was "Have your 2D waifu for a whole night or get 10 new figurines of your waifu, all in different poses for free?"

>>2662455
Just because your mom slept with every man in town doesn't mean that everyone's mom is.

>>2662467

But that would be an easy choice.

I'd have sex to confirm that I am missing nothing and finally get over it.

>>2662480
... Yeah, you're right. Nevermind that then.

>>2662442
Or instead of being a creepy stalker you could say something witty, or funny to break the ice. Maybe if you spent a little bit of time on human interaction you could think of something to say to a stranger that wouldn't come across as something that a stalker would say.

>>2662451
Basically the same as above, but without the vitriol. Find something common. If you like the kind of food she is buying, comment on her good taste in passing. Don't act as if you're trying to strike up a conversation. Just say it as if you're about to leave. She may respond, or she may not. If she does run with it; if she doesn't let it go.

Don't force anything. For it to work it needs to be fluid.

Easy. 10 figures of my choice.

Even if shed become my wife.

I have zero interest in dolls or figurines. I can't see why anyone would spend money on them or even really want them.

I wouldn't really want the OP girl either, I've had sex with Asian prostitutes before and it's not that great at all.

Can I second trading both options in for a Hollow Ataraxia translation instead?

>>2662491
Getting naked already?

>>2662497

Good choice, garages are too wide.

>>2662498
I can offer you a 1997 Dodge Intrepid with 180,000 miles. That's the best I can offer.

>>2662504
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson?

>>2662495
You slept with one girl. You're a regular fucking pimp. Go ahead and give us advice. We mindlessly follow you because you're not a virgin like the rest of us...

You arrogant prick.

>>2662556
You're missing the point! I'm not trying to bring you down, I don't care if you haven't fucked! If you don't want to fuck, then don't!

All I am trying to do here is show people form /jp/ is that even we can get some. i had a cheap Rei figurine. My gf just ignored it because I played it down...

It's up to you to decide if pussy is worth your collection.

>>2662590
It's not.

The girl.
I can afford figs anytime

>>2662617
Then again i can afford hookers anytime too..

She is mighty attractive though..
Any figures? Even limited edition out of stock ones?

I'll pick the 3D girl because I'm too shy for hookers and I have no car, and I don't see the point of figures because they get dusty.

The figurines. I can sell off half of them and get two equivalent hookers. Really, OP, this needs to be more of a challenge.