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Do you think Reimu is capable of bearing my offspring?

>> No.26181839
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>>26181712

>> No.26181887

>>26181712
She's too much of an alcoholic to stop drinking during pregnancy.

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>>26181712
No, her STD's have made her infertile.

>> No.26182838

RAYMOO has ovarian cysts, it is a very sensitive topic.

>> No.26182860

>>26181712
Do you think you're capable of making an actually good thread?

>> No.26183093

>>26181712
No, because she is a fictional character

>> No.26184170

>>26183093
Anon, have you been diagnosed?

>> No.26184967

>>26182800
you described Sanae.

>> No.26184984

>>26183093
you're a fictional character.

>> No.26194734

>>26181712
She can, but she won't let someone as worthless as you touch her.

>> No.26201620

Who's makin all these reimu threads, reimu herself?

>> No.26201954

>>26181712
why is there a new reimu child thread every day?

>> No.26205788

>>26181712
She can barely feed herself, let alone a child

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>>26181712
Yes. When the time to create a new Hakurei Maiden comes, she will have whatever she needs to make it so. Think she is too petite to bear children safely? Think again! The human body is extremely resilient. Through most of human history, women have been slim and malnourished by today's standards, yet here we are, hugely successful. Add in magical assistance if needed, and Reimu will bear healthy children through complication-free birth. Gensokyo will see to it.

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>>26207400
Reimu will be a great mother. While she may be a bit harsh with her words, she will still be loving, caring, and tender when it is needed the most. Raising a morally sound, strong, capable but yet not evil Hakurei Maiden requires a particular parenting style.

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>>26207555
So what does it take to be a good Hakurei Mother?

A strong will, above all else. Being able to raise your daughter knowing that she will face great danger and huge challenges in her future requires a strong and enduring will.

A kind heart. While the Hakurei Mother must be stern and tough, having a kind and tender heart to comfort your daughter when she needs it most is essential. Raising your daughter with love and warmth will help ensure she does not become too cold and brutal later in life. Every child needs love from his or her parents.

A firm hand. Hakurei Maidens must be raised with a firm hand to ensure they grow up strong and capable. Lots of training, practice, teaching, and discipline. Your daughter must be prepared to take over as the Hakurei Maiden when you get too old to deal with the incidents!

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Which Touhou would you like to have children with?

I would like to marry Kogasa and start a happy family with her! Kogasa would make a great mother, capable of being kind, caring, loving, fun, and devoted!

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>>26208475
EIRIN!
But I don't know if immortals can get pregnant also she's too busy to have kids.

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>>26208475
Seija.
Pollute Gensokyo's amanojaku gene pool until they just become normal oppressed Youkai

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>>26207400
>>26207555
>>26208380
damn it, because of you guys, I'm now even more in love with Reimu!

>> No.26213974

>>26181712
Why would you want a prostitute to carry your child?

>> No.26222605
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>>26208475
Yukari
Her immense magical power and hyper intelligence will guarantee our kids are safe and have the best education

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