/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who, me?

Why should I?

>>2615530

Is there anyone else?

>>2615539

Yes

Now I can be of good cheer!

>>2615536

Because bad cheer gives you CANCER, you see?

I'll be of apathetic glee but fuck good cheer.

How can I be of good cheer when I keep seeing shitty characters like you and other post-TH9 characters being spammed on /jp/

inb4 Croatia

>>2615572

>TH9 characters

Hey, hey, Orin is Komachi's friend.

They have mirror jobs, even.

>>2615522
I hate everything.

>>2615522

Be of good cheer! The cold, cheerless tomb awaits us all, where the Earth will whisper her eons-old wisdom to your fleshless bones as the maggots consume your flesh, and the spiders spin their webs in your ribs. So be of good cheer! Eat, drink and make merry with one another! Savor these fleeting moments while your heart still pumps its fiery life, for they shall not be endless.

>>2615629
Geez, Arc. Way to ruin the mood, party pooper. I was in good cheer and you had to go and be Ms. Negative Nancy.

>>2615629

REPENT.

That is not what a soul was made for. Do not corrupt others just because you do not have a soul of your own, earth-spirit.

Don't listen to the soulless monstrosity, kids. Live a complete life of cheer, not a decade of furious hedonism only to succumb to a heart attack. It is not a tomb that awaits you, but the glory of all Heaven.

>>2615658

Fuck off, christfag in disguise of my waifu. The only thing awaiting me after death is Gensokyo itself.

>>2615663
>>2615658
>>2615644

You...have any of you ever actually...died?

Your life doesn't flash before your eyes. Just as your heart stills in your chest, you achieve clarity for one moment. All your life, from the moment you were born, to the final agonizing moments of your death, exists before you. In reality, it is a few seconds, but each second is a thousand years for you.

It's longer than you think, Anonymous! It's much longer than you think! Left quite the impression on me...and not a very good one, at that.

>>2615687

Again, you have no soul. You are a golem made by the world.

>>2615663

Depends on how good you were. Reincarnation into a separate realm is only for those who weren't fit for their home realm.

>>2615687

That was weak. You're losing what little touch you've had.

>>2615687
>>2615629
You were not hugged enough as a child.

>>2615663
You're going straight to hell.

And Higan isn't part of Gensokyo.

>>2615709

>You're going straight to hell.

It's never too late to change that

>>2615694

>You are a golem made by the world.

Man was borne out of the womb of the Earth.

Dust thou art, and unto dust thou shalt return. None can escape this fateful path, except for the immortal soul. So be of good cheer...these worthless husks humans call bodies shall soon fall away, and be consumed by the ground.

Judge not these poor souls too harshly, Yama.

>>2615741
I'm launching my corpse into space.

why would supernatural beings of immense power troll an imageboard?

>>2615805

Same reason as you - boredom.

>>2616051

You're not a cartoon character.

>>2616064
Your mother doesn't love you.

>>2616080

That's not true.