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>>http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/16.swf

WHY IS ILYA'S VOICE SO HOT

Do I need to restart the game in order to get to UBW?

>>258165
Taiga's voice is awful though.

All of your questions will be answered with the answer to this question:

"Can you stop Saber on Day 3?"

anyone still have the link for the decensoring and voice patches?>

lets get one thing straight... BLOOMERS ARE SO HOT!

<3 Illya

>>258232

Those aren't bloomers.

>>258265
>Sanity is lost.

She had sanity to begin with?

>>258188
DANKE DANKE DANKE

DANKE KAMERADEN

delete your saves and just fast forward threw fate, that will be faster then getting legitimate help

>>258129
why are you playing the japanese version?

unless you understand japanese... in which case, nevermind

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

>>258439

It means that people die when they are killed.

>>258439
robots can be summoned by the holy grail.

Hmm, this is odd. If I SEIBA, STOPPU I can continue, but if I don't and just don't join Rin I get killed from not dying without being able to do anything. I even loaded the saves from day 3 to test this and yup, they still work.

Anyone else have this problem?

>>258451

FUCK YES

>>258451
>>robots can be summoned by the holy grail.

>>258472
That's not an error, that's BAD END 16.

Nobody reads the flowchart anymore, it seems.

>>258439
So wait, a particularly impressive Panzer could get summoned by the Holy Grail? Would the crew get summoned along with it or would it become like, self aware and sentient?

>>258492
Would you believe that a tank can become self-aware?

If humanity can't, then it won't happen.

the grail can only summon eirei, but there are plenty of higher rank 'other stuff' around. The grail system is essentially just a complicated hack into the counter guardian system, after all.

>>258508

What about nightrider.

>>258511

Fuck yes, you are the best master + servant pair ever.

>>258530
The question is now...which one is the Master and which one is the Servant?

>>258508
I WANT TO BELIEVE ;_;

>>258200
decensoring??

>>258451
"Hihi, are you Nono's Master?!"

>>258439
>>or machines

>>258129
READ THE FUCKING FLOWCHART

>>258451
I want Genesic GaoGaiGar as a Servant. It can be a...I don't know.

>>259936
Yeah, but you can't fuck it so what would be the point?
TenRyuJin would be a better choice for SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!

So I could have this as a servant if I really tried hard?

...fuck yes.

>>258472

As others have said, l2flowchart. If you stop Saber, you're in UBW and you have a choice when Rin tries to kill you to escape down the stairs or into the hallway. Stairs BAD ENDs you, hall doesn't. If you don't choose that or don't get the choice to do that, you're in Fate, but if you refuse Rin's offer you basically get re-routed into UBW, except when Rin attacks you you don't get a choice and escape down the stairs regardless, BAD END.

I WANT THE GURREN LAGANN!

>>259971
Why would I want to fuck a robot thats about ten times as tall as I am?

I might as well get a robot thats like eleventy million times taller than I am that can fuck shit up big time.

>>260031
Wait, would i have to fuck Gurren lagann to give it mana?
do not want...

>>260031
For their glowing metal tits.

>>260047
If Valsione was the robot though?

Ryuseii would be the greatest master...

>>258451
oh god, if only...

though you know, even if it said it summons heroes from all stages of time, it's still pretty biased. Sure, we got Archer from the future, but why is everyone else from the dung ages? It would have been awesome if some legendary wild west outlaw or some relatively recent heroes showed up as well, dammit.

>>260065

I suppose having a wild west outlaw or some other relatively recent hero would have been cool, but can you think of a 'recent hero' that could stand up to Hercules or motherfucking King Arthur?

>>260103

Well, technically a villain.

>>260103
Paul fucking Bunyan.

>>260103
Bruce Lee

>>260103

>>260056
I would hit that with the fury of twenty suns.

A legendary figure is fine too?

>>260103
well, I thought heroes were usually powered a bit by their fables, right? Gunslinger myths are pretty huge as is, drawing revolvers and mowing down crowds in a split second, hitting targets from impossible ranges, bullets being more powerful than they really were, etc. I'm sure one of them could at least put up a decent fight against Herc if his legend was big enough.

And if not gunslingers, how about snipers? Take this guy for example

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

>>260147

Would make one badass assassin.

>>260137
Fuck yeah Tadeusz Kościuszko!

Saber: Miyamoto Musashi.
Lancer: Achilleus.
Archer: Robin of Loxley.
Rider: Genghis Kahn.
Caster: King Solomon.
Assassin: lol, random Hashashin.
Berserker: Beowulf.

Let there be war.

ultimate rider.

>>260185
Noble Phantasm: Disarmament and Battery.

>>260172

Beowulf Berserker would run around tearing off everyone's arms and beating them to death with aforementioned arms.

An acceptable candidate. I approve.

BERSERKERRRRRRRR

>>260201
I thought of that as well.

>>260158

Would he be considered Rider?

God dammit can't they translate Fate/Zero faster? Stopping at the Saber/Lancer/Rider/Archer/Berserker battle royale is a horrible cliffhanger.

>>260005
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS

He doesn't die when he is killed.

>>260223
Only 2 people are doing it.
wait for your overated stuff.

>>260274

HE WILL BLOW SHIROU'S MIND.

>>260274
Neither can this guy.

>>260304
he did die when killed.
what other people tell you are lies.

>>260317

Hahaha, Jesus as Caster would be awesome, killing people for the Holy Grail! :P

>>260274
He did, eventually. I mean after they tied him up, put him in a huge sack, beat the ever living shit out of him, and threw him into a river. Cause of death was hypothermia.

>>260291
oh c'mon, it's not that bad. Sure, the dialog's awful and nitro+'s gun fetishism is all over the place, but Alexander's awesomeness pretty much makes up for all of it.

>>258439
I am servant Large Hadron Collider. Upon your summons I have come forth; I ask you, are you my master?

>>260395

That's pretty cool LHC, but how the fuck are you supposed to do anything? You're Xbox heug, unless your one and only attack is to summon thousands of youkai from Gensokyo.

>>260330
You forgot poisoned and shot.

>>260330
You forgot poisoned and shot multiple times.

>>260395
Oh LHC, I am your master. But I must admit, I'm about to blow a command seal by commanding you take me to Gensokyo.

You won't be in this War, my friend.

Anon, where can i get this game.
Also, apparently the installer is done. How is this possible?!

Pic for anon.

>>260479
Internet

>>260479
/rs/, motherfucker. Do know know it?

>>260479
lern2piracy

>>260479
Lol, reference to installer copypasta needed here.
lrn2pasta

>>260567
Threads on /a/ about the UBW instaler came and went, and with them months passed. But now the day was finally here; the installer was complete and would be released in a matter of minutes. As my download was running I kept thinking about how it'll turn up to be a simple, trivial piece of software and I would be joining the shitstorms flaming Message on /a/ soon enough. But I had no ideea then... the download finished, the installer ran. But instead of what I expected, the screen went black for a moment, with the text 'Thank you for downloading our program; UBW installation will soon be underway.' flashing on it. Then the application closed and refused to do anything on further executions. I figured this was an elaborate prank, and as I thought, nobody on /a/ was the wiser. This way, a few hour passed, with no response on Mirror Moon's part. And when I was about to give up and watch some random anime, I heard a knock on my door. Strange, I had no friends nor family and I didn't see who could be here at that hour; nonetheless I opened the door albeit cautiously. What stood there defied logic. A face and body that were all so familiar from manga and anime, yet should not exist in real life. But she was no doll, no costume. Everything from her eyes to her skin were visibly real, soft human tissue. I was speechless. My mind refused to work. I stood there, stunned for what seemed to be an eternity. She was the one to break silence. 'Sorry for making you wait, I'm the UBW installer. Mind if I come in now?'

>>260578
What could I answer? What could anyone think or speak in such a situation. I stepped back, still in shock, letting her pass through the doorway and into the hall. A sweet, pleasant scent of perfume slowly invaded my house, as she made her way into my room. By then, my mind had cleared up a bit, as much as it could. With unsteady words, I asked: 'S...so y..you're h..here to in...install UBW?'. 'You could put it that way, I guess...', she replied while looking around my room with a slightly bored gaze. 'W...well the c..computer's over there, uh...' 'Ah, I saw that. But it won't be necessary. That's not quite how it works.' 'Eh?' 'You see, the installation will be a bit more... personal.' She had an eerie smile on her face while saying this. And with that, she slowly began taking off shirt, gradually exposing more and more of her soft, white skin. 'W... wait, what are you doing?' I panicked, and looked away with shock and embarrasment. 'Getting ready to install. It's what I'm here for, isn't it?' 'H...uh...err...?'

>>260581
She sighed. ' I've been warned you'd act this way; you 4channers are all so predictible. You act tough in your little imageboard, talking of everything from rape to child porn. You complain about being lonely all the time. Yet when things get real, at heart you're all whimpering nerds, afraid to leave the fantasy shell they've built on the Internet. But it can't be helped huh... it was to be expected that your kind will be the one interested in UBW to begin with. I was prepared for this much... but I really had hoped that it wouldn't be this troublesome after all...' She sighed again, ending her monologue. My brain registered less than half those words and made sense of even less. I had backed up into a corner of my room not knowing if I should run or demand that she explains herself; it was alot more likely that I'd faint on the spot rather than follow up on any of those choices anyway. She had stopped undressing while saying that, and now her face shone with a warm smile. 'I guess I was too blunt to begin with. You did wait for me for a very long time, didn't you? So it would be pointless to hurry now instead of doing things properly. I'll do my best to make it comfortable for you, ok?' And with that she smiled again, and moved to sit on my bed. 'Take your time and get back to your senses; I guess this was more of a shock than you could handle after all.' She looked down, taking her gaze off me, which made me feel slightly better. I regained my balance and slowly started making sense of things. 'If you feel better, please sit next to me for a bit.' she said, pointing at my bed, near herself.

>>260583
I did as she said, sitting down, albeit keeping a slight distance. 'There's no need to be that shy, you know...'; she had obviously picked up on my reluctance to relinquish my comfort zone. 'You spend half your day fapping to hentai anyway', she said with a playfull tone, 'so you should know how this works. It's no diffrent from what you experienced on a daily basis, except it'll be real this time.' With that, I started getting visibly uncomfortable again. My heart was racing with a mix of emotions I couldn't sort apart. I probably looked like I would jump up and run out at any moment. 'Hey... don't do that now... you'd waste your only chance of turning your little fantasy world into reality. Isn't this what you wanted all along? It's understandable. You've been lonely for a long, long time; you're in no way used to this, hence all your uneasiness. But if you run away now, you'll regret it forever. You'll go back to being lonely, but worse than that, you'll remember you could have changed that with hardly any effort, but failed to do as little as that. Is that the kind of life you want to go on with?' Her tone was even kinder than before. Her voice was soft, warm, making me feel at ease. And above that, I was finally noticing what she was. The living incarnation of an idealisation I had only experienced in a 2 dimensional context, untouchable and unreal. At that point, any thoughts of escape that I previously had vanished in an instant. She resumed undressing, with slow, elegant moves. The stripped away clothes revealed only flawlessly white skin, a slender body without imperfection. Small breasts, yet perfect in shape and texture. Well balanced legs, not overly fat or muscular in any way. And above all, the 9 inch penis pointing out from her lower abodmen, erect in anticipation.

>>260587
What followed next was beyond reason. An unlimited number of blades materialised, one by one, inside of me, making their way out, tearing my body to shreds in the process. And as that happened, it was flashing before my eyes. Not my life, that is, but UBW. I was feeling it with every fiber of my broken body. Archer's GAR, epic fights between servants, all had become a part of me. An experience beyond life and time. I was on the verge of death, but it didn't matter. I was happy. This was more than I could have ever hoped for, from my life. 'Installation succesfull. No errors have been reported.' her words, the last I'd ever hear, sounded in my ears. And at that point I understood what it all had been for. Months of testing, inhuman amounts of work, all to acheive that ultimate experience. With my last thread of counsciousness, I begged Message for forgiveness. I knew he wouldn't hear me, but I had to do it. I had finally understood the meaning behind Message's work, and I died content, knowing that even if I had lived on, there would never be anything that would remotely equal what I had just experienced. I was complete. That was the true meaning of UBW installation.

>>260585
'Wait, what?' 'That... That's... That's not right!' 'That can't be right... what... what's with that?' I could only babble incomprehensible gibberish. 'Hey now, didn't I say it would be JUST like in a hentai? Are you surprised?'. She laughed. But not with the previous warmth and kindness. The laugter this time was more befitting of a hellspawned demon. If my previous reaction was overwhelming shock, this time it couldn't be put in words. As I was helpless, she rushed to me with unearthly speed, tearing away clothes as if wanting to break my body into pieces. I was hauled up and bent over the bed. I couldn't think, let alone move. I was helpless. 'Well then, let's begin the installation procedure.' I could only hear her voice, laughing with satisfaction. And then... 'AAAAAAAGH' 'GAAAH' 'AAAAAA' I screamed. A huge, hard object had been inserted in my colon without warning. The pain was extreme. Making matters worse, it immediately started moving, thrusting in and out as I screamed, time and time again. Between jolts of pain I could feel blood from my torn insides slowly seeping out. If anything, it did seem to act as lubricant, lessening the pain to an extent. As I stopped shouting, I could hear another voice, moaning and panting, louder and louder. And finally... 'A...ah I'm co...coming... aaaaah!'

>>260591
Anon delivers as always.

Kuzuki Souichirou summons himself. WAR IS OVER.

>>260594
I love that pasta.

It was the only good thing in a sea of UBW anticipation fail.

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>>260591
This would have been better if written like Nasu.
Which is to say, not clever at all.

>>260613
age to counter faggotry.

>>260601
yeah, summon Kuzuki as True Assasin and war will be over in couple of days

>>260697
True Assassin is always a Hashashin.

>>260578
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>>260591
Needs more mollusks.

> This would have been better if written like Nasu.
"She forces that sea cucumber gently but firmly into me, like a mollusk?"