/jp/ - Otaku Culture

datass.jpg

cool thread, bros.

>>2561103
>Anon(Girl)&Pygmalion.jpg

wat

>>2561103,1
I thought Remi hated Anon (Girl)?

Or is this a different one? I can never keep track of the Remi tripfags.

Its the REAL one.


>>2561103,2
Remi hates anyone and everyone who gets more attention than himself.
Remember that thread where he kept samefagposting "I want Remilia Scarlet fanfiction"?

I bet that when he realized that /jp/ posters didn't give a fuck, he decided to try to capitalize on Pygma-chan and Anon (Girl)'s fame.

Either way, he's still a roleplaying, reaction image posting, attention whoring negro: the lowest of the low.

KissMaiAss.jpg
DatAss.jpg
RemiReactionFace.jpg
ILikeKonataBecauseSheIsALesbianLikeMe.jpg

I should start posting as a ``femanon''; it seems pretty fun. Dunno if I could pull it off, though, since nobody believes Remilia Scarlet is one, either.

>>2561103,4
I thought Remilia tripfag was a girl. ಠ_ಠ

>>2561103,4
Would anyone really do that just for fun?

>>2561103,6
...
...
... why else would anyone make a troll persona?

>>2561103,5
>I thought Remilia tripfag was a girl. ಠ_ಠ
There's a bunch of Remilia tripfags. The #/jp/ OP is one of them, and he's a male.

>>2561103,7
Point taken.

Excuse me...Remilia trip is not the same as the original faggot who is Ops in #/jp/. But she did play SWR in #swr. She was annoying.
And she is still the only one. Because the other guy plays shit korean games and goes to eat dogs elsewhere.

>>2561103,7
>>why else would anyone make a troll persona?
I must be some crappy troll, since I've never been b& from /jp/. And no matter what you say I am a girl, bastard.

>>2561103,11
Oh, you're Remi.

I'm the biggest slowpoke ever.

>>2561103,11
The laddie doth protest too much, methinks.

Also, low blow.

>>2561103,11
Post a pic with "I love Pygma-chan" written on your tits.

>>2561103,14
>Post a pic with "I love Pygma-chan" written on your dick.
Why would you want that? Faggot.

post a picture of your face with "down with penises!" written on it

>>2561103,14
And have it spammed on /jp/? No.

>>2561103,17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc

>>2561103,17
Just hide your face.

>>2561103,18
I'm going to picture Remi as a raptor from now on.

Sorry. It's just fun to.

A female raptor, right?


>>2561103,20

Which Remilia is Certain Vampire?

The male one.

>>2561103,23
Remilia Scarlet!!0l42/w//XuF is me.

do you regularly visit /w/?

>>2561103,26
Me? No.

>>2561103,11
Are you a virgin?

>>2561103,28
Seconding this question. I also inquire the state of Pygma and Anon (Girl)'s virginity.

I like the ghost boards much more now that they're about Pygma, A (G) and Remi.

>>2561103,29
Instead of being about athens, Meru and robotechguy, that is.

>>2561103,30
I'm starting to miss AO/Meru.

>>2561103,31
She's a bitch, but the whole "bot reposting her pic on /jp/" is just far too mean, even for AoRF.

Why whenever I make a post on the tripfag circejerk mode it redirects me to the non-tripfag circlejerk mode.

It kinda messes up the flow of the ghost side discussions.

>>2561103,32
Didn't Jones confess to being the person that was doing that?

>>2561103,34
No. On the last desktop thread, AoRF posted a pic of his desktop that had his bot running in the background, doing stuff like the imas wiki update and Japanese bird, /a/ daily dose and AO pic repost automated posting.

>>2561103,34
No, although I was the one who first made that thread. Reposting it incessantly is pretty mean :(

It may be mean, but it keeps her away. And humble.
Like an antlion thumper.

Wish I didn't have to see that ugly picture every few hours though.

>>2561103,35
>AoRF posted a pic of his desktop
/r/ing said picture.

>>2561103,28
Does it really matter?

>>2561103,39
Yes, I mean no. Or maybe yes.

I'll just stick with yes.

>>2561103,35
Is it true that AoRF uses Vista?

>>2561103,41
He uses Win7, I believe.

>>2561103,39
We're trying to classify you, Anon Girl and Pygma in the slut scale. Of course it matters.

>>2561103,42
Remilia is not a slut, she's MY waifu.


Now about>>2561103,28's ^{question regarding her virginity, she}

No, I'm not a virgin. Am I not allowed to fuck my girlfriend?

Can you at least let us know your hair color?

Also, >Am I not allowed to fuck my girlfriend?
but I'm not a girl!, unless you want me to play pretend.

>>2561103,44
Does lesbian sex even count?

I'm speaking from a purely hypothetical standpoint to help you improve your trolling. There's no real penetration going on, so it's not like you can call it sex. Mutual masturbation, maybe.

>>2561103,45
Brunette.

>>2561103,46
>>Does lesbian sex even count?
I don't see why not. Ever heard of dildos?

>>trolling
Which I'm not.

>>2561103,38
I'm still waiting...

>>2561103,41
Proof that AoRF use to use Vista:

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5924/25219577.png

If this is really AoRF he'll never live this down.

>>2561103,48
It's archived, but I didn't save it. You can't read the text on the thumbnail.

>>2561103,47
Dildos are masturbation aids. Which is why I said "mutual masturbation, maybe".

>>2561103,48
It could always just have been XP with a Vista skin. I use one, since newfangled Windows windows are so much more aesthetically pleasing.

>>2561103,50
I draw the line at two dildos and if said dildo was to break their hymen then I no longer want them.

We had a thread on /v/ earlier about photo-realistic VR with sensory reactions or something similar, and if you would still play horror games as a result.

Which reminds me... If a girl has sex in this 'matrix' is she still a virgin IRL?

>>2561103,52
>>is she still a virgin IRL?
Of course she's still a virgin. Until she's has sex with a real person, she'll stay a virgin.

>>2561103,50
When she and I gave each other cunnilingus it's "mutual masturbation"?

>>2561103,53
Which do you think feels better?

>>2561103,46
Masturbation has to involve hands.

>>2561103,55
Come on, you're not even trying.

>>2561103,53
I'm not sure, does oral sex count as sex?
If it's some slut giving blowjobs, I don't think it counts against her virginity.
But this is sort of a gray area.

>>2561103,56
What? Manus = hand and stuprare = desecration. Masturbation is hand sex, usually done alone.

>>2561103,57
Etymology != meaning, bro

>>2561103,48
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9353/1241626235007.jpg

Here you go. Sure looks like Soviet Russia (or whatever his name was) is running Windows to me, what a fag.

To think that people still use Windows in this day and age.

>>2561103,59
>Background fractal
What the shit?

>>2561103,59
>manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasure

Or is definition != meaning, too?

>>2561103,59
Thanks.

Better than using a FAGbook or Loonix.
_{Anyways take that OS talk back to /g/.}

>>2561103,63
To the guro board? Yes, such arguments can get bloody, but I think we can have a good discussion here.

Windows sucks and is for fags because you are a fag XD

Such compelling arguments!

Is tribadism sex?

>>2561103,61 : here's a google search for define:masturbation
Definitions of masturbation on the Web:

* manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasure
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals (self masturbation) and often to the point of orgasm, which is ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

* masturbate - stimulate sexually; "The old man wanted to be masturbated by the prostitute"
* masturbate - get sexual gratification through self-stimulation
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* masturbate - Self stimulate sexually, usually with a hand or hands; To have sex by oneself, especially by use of one’s hand, sometimes with a partner
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/masturbate

* Stimulation of one's own genitals and body parts to achieve sexual pleasure. It may or may not result in an orgasm.
www.ifsha.org/glossary.htm

* ( in masturbation ) The American researcher Alfred Kinsey and others estimated that at mid-20th century at least 92 percent of all American males ...
www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/318854/Alfred-Charles-Kinsey/318854rellinks/Related-Links

* Usually refers to any manual self-stimulation of a person’s sexual organs. Mutual masturbation involves two or more persons stimulating each other.
teens.tapestryhealth.org/
___
tl;dr don't simply take the first dictionary definition you find to be the only meaning of a word. Usually does not mean always.

>>2561103,64
Enjoy running all of your applications within some sort of Windows emulation environment.

>>2561103,66
If you accept what I've said about cunnilingus not counting as sex, the answer would be no.
It's a moot point, since none of us here will ever experience it.

2 : excessively self-absorbed or self-indulgent <write tedious, masturbatory books…about themselves for people to read…with envy — D. R. Katz>

>>2561103,67
All of the definitions involve sex with hands.

>>2561103,70
... no?

If sex is going to be strictly defined as putting a penis in a vagina, then no, I haven't had sex.

Stop being faggots. Here are my questions for the (supposed) /jp/ females.

0. Age range (0-16, 17-18, 19-21, 21+)
1. Number of guys you had straight sex with
2. Number of girls you had sex with (plus the number of girls that used a strap-on on you and the number of girls you used a strap-on on, write numbers separately)
3. Number of dicks sucked
4. Do you swallow? If you answered 0 to question 3, change this question to "Would you swallow?"
5. Number of boyfriends (plus number of girlfriends, write numbers separately)
6. Number of times you had sex with someone you weren't actually dating. Regular, oral and lesbian sex all count
7. Number of times you had anal sex (plus number of guys that you had anal with and the number of girls that did anal to you with a strap-on, separate numbers)
8. If you answered 0 to question 7, Would you consider doing anal?
9. Number of times you masturbate per week
10. Sexual orientation
11. If you answered straight to question 10, ever you considered dating/doing a girl? If you answered lesbian, replace girl with guy
12. First anime crush (if applicable, write separate entries for male, female, loli and shota)
13. Do you consider yourself pretty? Fat? A loser? A loner?

You don't have to answer them all. I'll think of some more later.

>>2561103,73
Don't do it Remi!

>>2561103,73


0. 19-21
1. 2
2. 0
3. 3
4. no
5. 2
6. 1
7. 0
8. dunno
9. about 4
10. straight
11. no
12. Tuxedo Mask...
13. pretty and a loner

>>2561103,73
0. 19-21
1. zero
2. zero, zero, zero
3. zero
4. If it would make him happy
5. 2, zero
6. zero
7. zero, zero, zero
8. No, would you? Asshole.
9. 2-5
10. Straight
11. Yes, but I would never do it
12. None, because I don't... Wolfwood from Trigun. Wolfwood x Vash <3 <3 <3
13. Washboard chests aren't attractive in real life, boys. A loser, a loner.

>>2561103,73
Nothing good can come of this

I can't believe people are replying to this bullshit

>>2561103,78
It has to be a joke.

>>2561103,76
> <3 <3 <3

Woah, calm yourself, woman. Don't let the fangirl in you take over.

>>2561103,78
I'd reply to it.

>>2561103,79
Yeah... I mean, Tuxedo Mask? That faggot just stood around and got rescued by the sailor girls.

I was going to ignore it, I can't believe people are actually replying to this. Trolling/same person?

>>2561103,78
Really? Seems like pretty easy /jp/ troll bait to me. Incoming 200 replies, threads made on the live side, and general shitstorming.

>>2561103,78
People like talking about themselves. Specially under the cover of anonymity.

Getting bitter about recent developments in the boards, I'm going to get some chocolate ice cream. Belgian chocolate ice cream. That ought to cheer me up.

>>2561103,82
Wimp mode.

>>2561103,84
Well, no real girl would reply to it, so we can assume that all the replies are trolls. in b4 Remilia Scarlet!!wwww replies

>>2561103,73
Zzz...

>>2561103,82
It was a long time ago, so I don't remember the plot very well, but wasn't he awesome in some seasons and then proceeded to be useless in other seasons?

I can't be bothered to feel offended over the quiz, I'm just going to take it as a joke and reply seriously.

0. 19-21
1. 0
2. 0 0 0
3. 0
4. Probably?
5. 1 in High School, never went beyond kissing. 0
6. 0
7. 0 0 0
8. Unsure, probably not
9. Once every other day? Every day on bad weeks.
10. Straight
11. Yes
12. Yukito from CCS. Princess Serenity from Sailor Moon, not really a crush, just a PRETTY PRINCESS WITH PRETTY DRESS thing.
13. Ok looking, I suppose. No. Sure. Yes.

>>2561103,76
>Washboard chests aren't attractive in real life, boys
Yes they are. Just not on non-lolis.

>>2561103,83
>Hurrr, I won't reply to it because I don't want to ruin my e-reputation

ZUN!bar said that he talks to you on MSN and that you're a guy, Pygma-chan. Is this true?

>>2561103,89
>>Straight
;_;

>>2561103,92
He also likes to joke that ponpo is female. Did you believe him then?
And yeah, I talk to him every now and then.

>>2561103,91
But then I realized I have no e-reputation to begin with.

>>2561103,93
Everyone on /jp/ has to enjoy looking at pictures of anime girls to an extent. But I think I'm straight.

I know you guys like to throw around the word 'slut' a lot, but honestly I think it's more like shopping around to get the best deal.

It's like, if I'm with a guy who's nice, but hasn't got his life together, why shouldn't I cheat on him or leave him for a guy who's doing more with his life? I've only got one life and one chance to be happy, so it's only natural that I should try to find the best person I can to spend it with.

You didn't just eat vanilla ice cream one day and decided it was the best flavor ever, without trying all the others, right? Well why should I expect to find the best guy on the first try?

>>2561103,96
Maybe because people aren't disposable objects like ice cream and hurting their feelings just because you can makes you a bitch?

Sure, a girl who does this is called a "slut", a guy who does this is called a "stud". It's a lovely double standard. But in the end, they're both horrible human beings who will die unhappy and empty.

>>2561103,97
Aww. Why did you fall for it?

>>2561103,95
>>2577317
;_;

Talking about ice cream is making me hungry for it.

>>2561103,98
I'm easily trolled, I guess.

I wish sage worked here.

>>2561103,96
Girl here. Unless you lose your virginity at a reasonable age, say before the age of 20 and have at least a couple of serious relationships by the time you are in your early 20s, you will find it very fucking difficult to get with a woman.

Just an average looking girl will have been in numerous relationships and had lots of sex by the time she is 21. The more attractive among us you desire are well calibrated when it comes to sex and relationships that a man with no experience would not last 2 minutes with them.

Sad but true. If you are a virgin in your 20s I seriously suggest a prostitute if you genuinely can't get yourself laid by normal means. Go out with the first girl that comes along, even if she is a pig. You need some experience no matter how poor it may be.

Men who wait until their 20s to start having relationships have already missed the boat in my opinion.

I'm a girl and it's more a case that we kind of like the idea of a masculine man 'taming' us if you know what we mean by that.

Without that element of sexual domination and degredation (most of us enjoy being degraded in some way) the relationship just becomes dull.

I'll be the first to admit in this thread that I'm a bit nerdy and shy and I initially looked for that in a guy. But after a few guys of that kind I started to become unfaithful. I think this kind of experience is quite common at least among equally shy and nerdy friends of mine.

I am genuinely sorry for the guys I cheated on, but I've realised now that being dominated is really important for me in the same way it is for a lot of girls.

I dont see how this makes me inferior in terms of equality in society though.

Any other femanons feel the same way?

fukken saved

>>2561103,101
mmmm I remember this copypasta.

>>2561103,101
I'm not going to get into an argument over "sluttiness", but I know many girls of that age who are either virgins or had a very reduced sexual life and that wouldn't mind getting with a guy like that and then learn that stuff together. And I know girls with a very active sexual life that find the idea of devirginizing a guy really exciting.

Why do you make it sound like it's all about sex? Am I being trolled again?

>>2561103,104
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

>>2561103,106
You need to be spanked for falling for copypasta.

>>2561103,106
Haha...

>>2561103,104
Fuck you, asshole, it's not copypasta, I typed that whole post just now.

>>2561103,99
I just got chocolate ice cream.
I was right, I'm feeling better. Not only that, it's glorious in all of its creamy goodness, as it melts slowly in my mouth, shocking me as it floods the senses.

>>2561103,107
No matches on the /jp/ archive, so I deserve a break. Two matches on /a/, so not very popular over there either.

I'm waiting for Remilia and Pygmalion's answers to that quiz. Anonymous (Girl) is boring.

>>2561103,112
ik kan er wel antwoord op geven als je dat zo graag wilt, ik ben tenminste een echte vrouw

>>2561103,113
No you aren't.

>>2561103,112
Boring? It was cute. She likes Serenity!

>>2561103,110
Stop it. It's making me hungry ;_;

>>2561103,114
dat zeg je alleen maar omdat je jaloers bent, jochie

>>2561103,117
Of what, your ability to pretend to be female?

This was kind of fun.

>>2561103,118
dat ja

>>2561103,120
Yes, I'm very jealous. You win this round.
Can I grope your imaginary chest?

>>2561103,116
What's stopping you of going and getting some delicious, scrumptious, and above all, satisfying chocolate ice cream?

Also, Google Translate is really good with Dutch. Feels natural most of the time, I didn't expect that from machine translation.

Quizmaster here. I'm adding two more questions.

14. Favorite ice cream flavor
15. Your favorite ice cream got "accidentally" spilled all over a cute girl's belly. She invites you to lick it. Would you?

nou vooruit dan maar, maar verwacht niet dat ik je aardig ga vinden hoor!

>>2561103,123
14. Coconut flavored, or Twix ice cream
15. If I know her well

>>2561103,122
I'd eat too much ;_;

>>2561103,123
Dark chocolate ice cream

>>2561103,126
What about the second question? And the original quiz.

0. Never ask a lady her age.
9. Answered this question before in another thread
10. Gee, I wonder.
12. Sailor Jupiter

The rest=fuck off

>>2561103,128
I even went out of my way to accommodate lesbian-friendly replies. I'm disappointed.

>>2561103,128
>bawwwwww, I won't reply to it because I don't want to ruin my e-reputation

>>2561103,130
Clever girl.
>Virgin
"You're so fat that no man loves you, women can lose their virginity easily"
>Non-virgin
"Slut"

For fucksake, I already did the raptor thing before.

One more thing. Am I the only one that doesn't parse secure tripcodes? It's like they're not even there, took me a while I was referring to the same person both times.

>>2561103,131
what the fuck

>>2561103,130
I think it's dangerous letting people online know too much info about oneself(especially if they visit 4chan, if you know what I mean), so I understand and support Remi in her decision.

*does that heart thing that boxxy does on her vid*
<3

>>2561103,133
back to /b/, please

>>2561103,131
But we already know Remi never had sex with a guy and supposedly had sex with at least one girl. It's not like she'd be giving away too much personal information by filling that in.

Now I'm getting paranoid ;_;

Boxxy has a cute smile.

Stop being faggots. Here are my questions for the (supposed) /jp/ females.

0. 19-21
1. 5
2. 3
3. 10
4. yes
5. 0
6. 8
7. 2
8. yes
9. 100
10. bi
12. ash ketchum
13. yes yes yes yes yes

>>2561103,138
oh no! now everyone will think im a faggot :- /

>>2561103,139
>Suigin
>19-21
Don't worry, we know it's not you, just some femanon who stole your tripcode!

>>2561103,137
>Now I'm getting paranoid ;_;
Over what?

>>2561103,140
phew, I was afraid everyone would think im some kind of slut or something

>>2561103,142
I hope CurryButt will kill you someday in an epic battle.

>>2561103,141
I'm just a naturally paranoid person ;_;

Also, Boxxy's voice IS annoying.

>>2561103,143
no chance, i practice aikido

>>2561103,145
Yeah well if CurryButt starts practicing aikido I'm sure he will learn faster than you and eventually surpass you.

>>2561103,144
Not following you there...

And yes, boxxy is incredibly annoying. First time I got linked to one of her videos, I didn't understand what the deal was about, then I unmuted the sound and my ears were raped.

I never watched any Boxxy videos. I know it's just some /b/ faggotry so I don't bother with it.

>>2561103,146
he should learn something more useful.
like how to make good posts

>>2561103,149
ZING

Better go get some ice Currybutt 'cause you just got BURNED!

Also, since we're discussing ear rape, have some http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&hl=nl&v=fk_3Asdu8Hg

>>2561103,149
...Well, I still like all tripfags on /jp/, even though some of them usually act silly.

>>2561103,148
Same.

Who the hell is boxxy?

Is 'Anonymous (Girl)' and 'A Certain Vampire' the new replacements for Meru/AO?

It's a good thing they aren't the batshit-insane type females.

>>2561103,153
Son, I'm disappoint.

>>2561103,154
Yes, we reached the next stage, they are the new bosses that we must defeat.

>>2561103,155
Fuck off.

. NO .

>>2561103,156
Antlion thumpers again?

>>2561103,156
Post pix of Anonymous (Girl) or Remilia Scarlet!!wwww then and let's get this show on the road!

Isn't there a pic going around of Remi's panties?

>>2561103,161
I sure hope there is.

>>2561103,162
Y-you pervert!

>>2561103,162
That pic gets reposted all the time.

>>2561103,164
Imageshack it.

>>2561103,165
this >>2577198 and hopefully >>2557796 and >>2557948.
I mean c'mon, they were posted in THIS thread.

Answer the quiz, Remi, it's not like we can't already guess most of it from what you tell us.

And Pygma too, but she's too shy to do such a thing.

>>2561103,159
Thumpers made me think of Dune. Going to read that again.

>>2561103,167
>>it's not like we can't already guess most of it from what you tell us.
Why should I answer them if everyone apparently knows the answers?

>>2561103,169
I believe we're just infatuated with you and wish to get to know you better, talk with you and get to consider you as our virtual girlfriend.Even though we know that will never happen, or maybe it's because we know it will never happen that we do... IDK how to explain, it's deep.


>>2561103,170
>>just infatuated
Or stalking.

>>2561103,168
In reverse, but yeah.

It would be kind of cool if an antlion thumper summoned giant antlions from the deep desert to ride.

What happened to Pygma-chan? Her popularity is fading.

>>2561103,173
Who?

>>2561103,174
;_;