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I love Haachama!
watch peko
>>25139367I hope Aqua falls.
i love you towa
I am ready to kneel
Coco's cocock...
kanata is cute
ONION POWA!!!!
>>25139367I'm sweating just watching Aqua. Each jump is too tense.
i love choco sensei!
Towa is a whore
https://files.catbox.moe/28c9l3.webm
uh oh minato aqua just cracked her knuckles, she's getting serious.
>>25139372I am!
Towa fangs.
God, Hearing this while watching the intro makes me diamonds https://files.catbox.moe/9n0anj.mp3
SUSUME ONION
>>25139367Can I be a ritualposter too?
How do I play both stream at the same time on holotools? When I press play on one the other pauses.
Based onion...
I'M GOING TO KNEEL SO HARD I'LL BREAK MY KNEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE'S DOING IT
AQUA GONNA BEAT ROBERU
Reminder that orange woman = bad
Ahoy!
ZA TOWA
Holy shit just make the jumps already
I left while Coco was doing the reddit meme idea and this dumb idea came into my head...
https://files.catbox.moe/ferg2o.mp4
I love Towa even if she loves her dog more than me.I hope she gets better soon.
Early Kaichou
Day 3 Thread #5Still waiting for Mikochi!
SUSUME ONION!!!!
Towa is a slut~~~~~~~~~
What is this duo's name?
>defended miko >defended towa>shit on antis>just as a bonus shit on discordfagshave you apologized to /ourguy/ yet?
AQUA MAJI TENSH
Just a bit more until the hot babe at the top...
Yo Artia drawfag, gotta come post proof if that was you who joined the discord.
>>25139411fake and gay
BAKUA!!!
miowheeze.mp4
I CAN SMELL THE AKASUPA FLOOD
za towa...
Aqua...
Baqua...
>>25139411ryuutarded
jump...... queen........
>>25139373Fuck you
>>25139411trash core
*ahem*Fuck Jump KingFuck Portal 2Watch Death Stranding.
Agua...
>>25139394get tampermonkey and search the archives for the jetri fix
>>25139410Please cease use of my fren as a front for your falseflagging
baqua...
>>25139412I've knelt so hard my knees are bleeding, I can't kneel any more than I already have.
Eternal Towa...
>>25139417Maybe the real hot babe was the friends we made along the way
>>25139412Narukami is my family now
>>25139411Pinky and The Brain
>>25139404nice meme anon, you're on your way to becoming a real redditor
>>25139411Brain Power
This onion graduated from sauteed to overcooked.
https://files.catbox.moe/sf3ejw.webm
>>25139394Holotools Fix Script, compatible with tampermonkey, untested on others.If anyone wants to github it and maintain it feel free as my scripting knowlege is extremely limited.copy-paste into new script, refresh page on jetri, multistream should automatically be re-enabled.---------------------------// ==UserScript==// @name Hololive Jetri Fix// @namespace jetri fix// @version 0.1// @description Fix multistreaming in .jetri// @author Anonymous// @include https://hololive.jetri.co/*// @include https://nijisanji.jetri.co/*// @run-at document-start// @grant none// ==/UserScript==(function() {'use strict';localStorage.setItem('ruleOnePlayer', 0);localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);})();---------------------------
>>25139431faq u peko im watching aqua today
My IQ is dropping by the second.
>>25139373Straight onto Cocos Coc*ck?
MINDBREAK
>>25139434you dont need tampermonkey though
Anyone else legit having their heart stopped everytime aqua makes a jump? Why am I so invested in this onion head?
>>25139411America and Australia IQ Powers
You can feel Aqua's fear, but also her excitement, her adrenaline, her desire for vic...Oh, she fell again.
Baqua, this is getting sad...
>>25139411Hooty and the Blowfish
>>25139411American Aussie power hour.
>>25139411"American" Education
https://twitter.com/umaiyo_puyoman/status/1289772254817972224That Fubuki is neat
>>25139452I hope I fall
>>25139411Dumb & Dumber
>>25139412>/hlg/ got BTFO againbased
is aqua going to do the dlc of jump king?
onion...
the fucking TILT
FALL KING
FALL KING AQUA
Baqua....
>>25139412I'm still kneeling
>>25139411Yt Pipo
Please send help, I can't stop thinking about tenshi butt.
ba....qua....
wtf I thought she was not a lesbian...https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1289773100293226499?s=20
I like seeing Aqua suffer.
She cant defeat za toaw...
>>25139451the four horsemen of idiocy
>>25139412Wait, he turned out to be a good guy? I was going to watch it live but I couldn't wake up.
>>25139447https://files.catbox.moe/tjlcl8.mp4
>>25139411Big brain time
>>25139411Blue Eyes White Dragon
>>25139480>>25139482holy based
100% sure bakua will fail the very last jump and tilts so hard she comes back to the very start
>>25139491artia is the ugly girl who thinks shes cool with the popular girls just because theyre in the same group
>>25139497Yeah, turns out this place was even making up narratives about him
I want to watch all the current streams... But I'm so fucking tired... It's midnight here bros... I don't know if I can make it...
>>25139373I hope Aqua falls in love with me
>>25139451The fact that you're here means you weren't using it for anything important anyway
>>25139469yeah
>>25139491she's trying to trick you since she realized she fucked up by not pandering to homolive.
>>25139497He basically said he doesn't get why anyone would have an issue with it and it was nice of her to do that.
>>25139434>>25139448Thank you, anons. It worked!
I wonder if they'll ever do anything together ever again
>>25139508kek
Futan
>>25139511Watching za eternal towa with baqua.
>>25139431PEKORA BABY?!?
>>25139510/hlg/ was the true keemstar
>>25139411Valve Playtesters.
Jump King bgm is pretty good. It really adds up with Aqua suffering
>>25139411AkaCoco?
>>25139411Bill and Ted
>>25139412>/hlg/ knelt before discord>/hlg/ knelt before reddit>/hlg/ got ridiculed by japanese keemstarBros... I don't feel so good...
Back at the final towe so fast? She is starting to believe...I WILL KNEEL
>>25139518>>25139510Sasuga, Japanese KEEMSTAR.
>>25139432Holy shit the dork
>>25139460she will probably fap furiously after winning
That was a quick recover, she's gonna make it!
>>25139513cute.
>>25139411IQ san demo makasenasai
If Aqua tilts this hard by playing Jump King, I wonder how hard she tilts when she plays League.
>>25139523Duet soon, maybe.
Say whatever you want but Aqua is still doing much better than Ririmu did.
>>25139525Not black enough.
>>25139497yagoo and l*ger shook him down at japanese wendy's bathroomthey took all hisour narratives and deleted his LINE account
>>25139551who?
>>25139525gross
>>25139432Is that a Jojo reference?
not the gamer grub aqua
>>25139367the type of determination aqua is showing is what makes men fall in love
>>25139547probably internalizes it and takes out her frustration via masturbation
>>25139448Thanks, been looking for this too.Is there a reason why holotools doesn't show Nijisanji streamers anymore?
Why are so many Chinese people Canadian?
>>25139411Two Girls, One Braincell
MY KNEES ARE GIVING IN BROS
>>25139563ZA TOWARUDO
>>25139548Suisei already got Sora on board, maybe she's looking towards even better duets in the future
>>25139568https://nijisanji.jetri.co/#/ niji jetri has been fucked for like 3 weeks now, most likely why
>>25139569it was either canada or california when they migrated to the west
Haachama...
>>25139574Toki wo Tomare...
SHE IS GOING TO DO IT
>>25139566That among other things.
>>25139578Jesus these look bad
>>25139586Toki wo Toware...
here comes the fall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CluLRRz4usM>Coco is doing everything>Haachama being retarded wasn't a joke
>>25139412Who? Explain onegai
>Haachama was only pretending to be retarded this whole time
>>25139411The Best in the West.
Mikochi...
>>25139592STOPPPPP
>>25139578Is that shota Kanata or just flat Kanata?
Za towa: xAkua : 0
>>25139592FAQ, let the dummy climb
>>25139589Elaborate further.
>>25139577>>25139568They made some big changes to the backend of the website recently so neither the Niji site, which isn't updated as often, and the old offline rip won't work anymore.
>>25139386>>25139447>>25139498https://files.catbox.moe/xe4t36.mp4
>>25139596Kakage, that's too much, even for you godly art.
>>25139411Bad Boys 2
tower...https://twitter.com/Tofuya_oec/status/1289765865680855040?s=20
>>25139596>50 000
Can they do it?
>>25139586>>25139591WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
>>25139596whoa...
the church again...
everytime she says recover, she fucks it up even more
Aqua kneels to the trap king
There she goes
>>25139596The fuck is that price
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX4pIoweP88
>>25139609If anything isn't the Niji site more useful since they have a billion people to keep track of?
>Another 12 hour jump king session incoming
>>25139613Supply and demand, ma man. SOMEONE will buy it.
>>25139613It's an auction
This game is so fucking unforgiving holy shit.
>>25139596高い
>>25139615Towa...
>>25139617yes
>>25139596>50,000 yen>not even colouredJust no.
>>25139613>Auction>Current Bid
>>25139593haachama is also playing at 300+ MS with P2P lag as wellt. ausfag
>>25139536What's this image referencing anyway? minecraft?
>>25139596I hope is a joke
>>25139525light-skinned and no boob window
>>25139615Twapi...
How the fuck is Aqua having such a hard time? I don't even think Roberu had this hard of a time that she has.
>>25139631theres not that much game left it cant take that long can it
>>25139631How many more times will she puke?
>>25139613That's the joke he doesn't want to sell it
>>25139629>abruptly stops>*splat*
>>25139617I have to wake up in 5 hours to watch this...
How does Australia's internet infrastructure manage to be so fucking bad?
>>25139653she's an idol now
They're on the DLC levels on purpose right?
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1289776260009177088Subaru is kneeling
>>2513966490% of it is still copper cables
>>25139615ENTER
>>25139615That is sad, Towa...
>>25139636It's not. The jumps in the tower are actually very simple, and it's the psychological hurdle that you really have to deal with.
>>25139615Damn those shirts are fucking nice. I hate they're 6 times more expensive than what they usually cost around here though.
>>25139596At first I thought that said 5000
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1289775145876197376
It hurts every single time...
>>25139654Yes it can, Roberu got filltered for hours at Tower.
>>25139615I'd buy the towa one unironically
auqa........
>>25139525whats with all the guys in the back trying to get high-fives?
THE TOWER... I KNEEL
>>25139664It's just Haachama being dumb. There is definitely lag, but it's not as bad as she makes it appear to be.
War... war never changes-peko
>>25139664Liberal (name of the party, not the political position) scrapped the comprehensive broadband plan being planned by the previous government and replaced it with cheap garbage instead.
>>25139615If I was in Japan I would buy Towa...
>>25139608Sure.
Pekora is in the WWI already? I missed a lot of progress in her last stream
>>25139521i loves this sheeps smile..
she's breaking bros
>>25139675That sounds like bullshit.
>>25139664Australia is the size of the USA and has like 1% the population
>>25139644How the fuck i living on a spic country have better ping than you?
>>25139669Get ready for the jump king phase.
fall king, i kneel
at least she's getting used to dropping all the way back to cathedral
she's going to puke again
>>25139685some shouted "raise your hand if you love aqua"
Chokua...
more like the tilted towers haha *dabs*
>>25139669cute! I really hope she doesn't puke doing it
Is it ever explained how it is that Sam got here?
>>25139596That Sui-chan though.
What's Aqua's current time?
>>25139615JP really hates Towa, huh?
peko in ww2
>>25139696If you're nearing the end, and you hear boss BGM and you're screen is shaking, it really affects how you see your jumps.
>>25139699i doubt she'll play that shit before getting over it, and she's expressed reservations about streaming goi without clearing it first offstream.
>>25139664they share the bandwidth with SEA
>>25139668What do YOU think?
>>25139698because her laptop is also a piece of shit and most likely her internet is still ADSL2 and not NBN
>It's been too quiet Coco... we haven't seen any of the Kenzoku.>Either it's school time in Argentina or Towa's paid actors aren't showing up.>Got to admit, this place looks like if a 13 year old decorated it... It's like a chuuni's dream come true.>You hear that? It's coming from behind that door... That stuttering couldn't be anyone else...>...Towa get down from there. You look fucking ridiculous sitting in that gamer chair on the table. Honestly... No stop stuttering and come down. >Me and Coco are going to beat your ass so hard that you won't sit for the next week! Hopefully you prepared all of your Kenzoku... otherwise you can say goodbye to your ass!>...No one showed up? Umm... so who were those guys earlier at the casino?>Uh-huh, you paid them to act like your goons... Well that's one way to waste the supachas from your 3D debut...>Give me my fucking money back and we'll not beat you too badly!>What... you managed to hire someone... WHAT?>Oi Coco... this is bad... if she really managed to hire Ayame... we're in trouble.>No I'm the brains, you are the brawn! You'll just have to tough it up and fight Ayame senpai. You don't want to fight her? Stop being a pussy Coco and show some of that American patriotism!>Wait... where is Ayame senpai anyway? Shouldn't this be her cue to shop up?>...>She was busy with something else...
>>25139615EOPchadsjustcannotstopwinning!!
>>25139711mads did it with magic
>>25139697The vast majority of the population is on the coast, however.
two senchous kissing each other is pretty hot
>>25139708Haha kys
>>25139712That's a really cute Suisei.
>>25139412>Narukami prepares the biggest shitpost narrative>NOOOOOOOO THIS GUY JUST WANTS TO RUIN HOLOLIVE>Narukami protected their "favorite">HE'S NOT A BAD GUY, I BELIEVE HIM NOW!Unironically, kill yourselves.
dumb kusorabbit
http://poal.me/sdy9e5http://poal.me/sdy9e5http://poal.me/sdy9e5http://poal.me/sdy9e5
>>25139692>Trying not to fap to Baqua>That side boobI will not fall for such temptations
Fapyu!
>>25139712THREEWOMBS
>Aqua has fallen so many times so she basically speedrun the church segmentgrass
>>25139698>retarded ESL monkey doesn't even understand what latency isthis does not surprise me
>>25139615If wasn't for the bad joke shipping prize i don't mind on buy one
>>25139714can't handle deep sexy voice
I wish I was BB
>>25139728oops meant to reply >>25139714
>>25139731>Selfcest leg lock scissoring
>>25139731>2 wombs>tfw only have 1 cockwtf do?
>>25139696Have you seen the final two jumps? They're actually not that hard. But the stress of knowing that if you fuck up, you're going all the way back down to the chapel really fucks with you.
>>25139731That's double the womb
The geniuses are stumped.
>>25139596its actually just 50, see that decimal point.
>>25139682>>25139691The circle is going to put them for sale on booth apparently, so keep an eye on their twitter if you're interested.
>>25139692>convenient pillow on footHaha, can this artist not draw feet?
>empty
>>25139725NBN doesn't get you under 200 ping to Japan no matter what.
>>25139731https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>25139713Previous streams plus this one add up to 18 hours, though she took some breaks.
>>25139712the lust of hololivethe wrath of hololivethe pride of hololive
>>25139725LMAO HOW THE FUCK STILL WITH ADSL? did she live on the jungle or something
>>25139729You can really tell Kojima thought this through.
>>25139664https://www.submarinecablemap.com/
>>25139731what do you mean, that's Marine and Senchou
>>25139754double paizuri
>>25139764aqua..........
>>25139764baqua......
>>25139720it's WW1
>>25139734>/hlg/ is one person
aqua is feeling demoralized. how do you cheer her up?
>>25139726>b-but /hlg/ doesn't make any OC-
>>25139764I know you're shitposting but that's the preparation before opening
>>25139731>all that drippingtruly quality art
>>25139770>Wrath>Not gluttony
Aqua still sounds mind broken from the Puke King episode
>>25139721>>25139753The fact that you're expected to make so many super specific jumps in a row throughout the entire game or you risk losing hours of progress, is proof of how unforgiving it is. Even GOI doesn't fuck you over that much.
>>25139764I see the harem
>>25139731Selfcest is the best cest
she's tilting harder than when i went on my 10 game loss streak in dota
well?
>>25139747Low test JP's
>>25139733It really is.Also am I reading this right and Noel won the bid?https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1289775945746849793?s=19
>>25139731HOLY FUCK MY DICK
>>25139784Tell her that abadango would've cleared it by now.
>>25139790GOI is a babby's game
>>25139726Kek
>>25139780Oh right ww1 first then ww2 later and then vietnam
>>25139788gluttony is watame or okayuWatame is probably the greed of hololive
starting to doubt she will complete in this stream
>>25139726I hope it never ends
>>25139596damn how much money do these artists make
>>25139800HIS DICK!
>>25139795A
>>25139798Nah, he said the Noel shikishi got sold already, and the next one to be up on bid is Suisei.
>>25139798I kneel to this guyhttps://twitter.com/yuuno_hatchan/status/1289775471891161089
>>25139795This was answer years ago, its A.
>>25139798No. It's a congratulations to the person who won the Noel sign board.
>>25139798https://twitter.com/yuuno_hatchan/status/1289775471891161089?s=20He's congratulating the guy who won the noel bid
zattowah
>>25139795A because there's no force on the box except gravity
>>25139753>>25139675so basically the game is unforgiving and that guy didn't need to be corrected
>>25139798>That pic of kakage next to his boothThat chad power stance
>>25139795Inertia is a property of matter therefore A.
Aqutan....
>>25139795b
>>25139798No, sold for 50000 to some random dude, and he's now gonna auction the suisei art.
>>25139795AMomentum preserved
>>25139795why would B even be a possible question? was this made by someone who didn't understand the game?
>>25139795Abetter not be one fucking Bfag in /hlg/
>>25139795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TZd95BCKMY
>>25139507
>>25139829this man could ERASE me holy fuck
>>25139795No answer because portals are a fictional element and the physics associated with it is speculative
>>25139837M8 this meme is over 10 years old.
>>25139829kakage is a guy????
>>25139795Bmomentum is conserved but the cube has no momentum, only the thing moving has
>>25139795The 50 IQ answer is BThe 100 IQ answer is AThe 200 IQ answer is B
THE WOMB IS REAL }https://twitter.com/AkasaAi/status/1289760573433896960
Coco...
hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
>>25139837It's bait just like those PEMDAS questions.
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHIS IS THE RUN BOIS STRAP ON
NAISUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>25139841So this... is the Holo Live...
>>25139726You're really forcing this storyline huh, I bet you gonna make a compilation after you finished it and spam it every thread as if someone else would made it
Ayame-sama I want to sniff your butthole onegai
>>25139818>>25139820>>25139822>>25139835Whoops, my bad. Congrats to that guy.
IM READY TO KNEEL
>>25139852this
IS THIS IT?
>>25139790>super specific jumpsMinus the fact that this is point of the entire game, yeah, that makes sense. Otherwise there would be no difficulty. GOI is not even a fair comparison. They're both complete opposites in approach and punishment. Just because you don't like how it's done doesn't make the experience any less shittier than GOI.
>>25139805You say that, but I can't think of any other games I've ever played that are as ruthlessly difficult as Jump King, not even old arcade games fuck you over that much.
>>25139843Grass
>>25139868>>25139871Please stop
>>25139871No
eat worms dumb peko
>>25139828If it really is unforgiving then the fall should bring you back to the very start like the NES era games. What, you want everything to be spoonfed to you?
>>25139726and so it continues...
I'd rather finish Jump King 10 times than play Getting Over It
Only non-h stuff or both?
>>25139867la goblinamimis...
>>25139412<span class="sjis">Wait, didn't you just say we shouldn't trust this guy because he's full of shit? ∨ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ (´<_` ) ∠ No, you don't understand. He's actually not a bad guy anymore ( ´_ゝ`) / i because he protected my oshi. ̄\ / / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/. |  ̄ ̄| / / /hlg/ / .| | ̄| |(__ニつ/_____/_| |____田| | \___))\ (u ⊃ノ||| |[/spoiler]
Pecor...
just got back from taking a shit, no progress from Aqua, huh?
HUMILIATION
Haachama....Coco....
>>25139843This could be a great template for other memes.
>>25139843Coco still hates Towa?
Aqua....
>>25139843https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>25139630no because even other Nijifags ignore 90% of them
so where's the jumping, all I see is falling>>25139888holokle has both
Studying Japanese to watch my oshi while listening to my oshi's roommate's studying playlist!I think I've fallen into the secret abyss of ultimate pathetic, found hidden beyond where you jumped off into the deep end. Bet you can't top THIS.
we got too cocky bros...
Reply to this post when Aqua is getting close so I can focus on this Coco/Haachama clusterfuck
Cocochama....
>>25139853wish i was there
>>25139853I can't even pretend that's pecor.. good effort coloring the eyebrows, though.
>>25139890
Everyone getting reset...
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1289715408992231424
>>25139895All the way back to the beginning. jesus.
>>25139890could you stop? my phone starts overheating everytime your faggots post your irrelevant AZKII art
>>25139731Is this from a skeb commission? Who's the artist?
>>25139888it's segregated
>>25139884i'd rather marry my chuuba than play either
>aqua 17k viewers>pekora 15k viewerspekofags, care to explain?
I really like the sound for when Jump King bumps into something
>>25139890/hlg/ is one person btw
>>25139901is your plan to make me a roberu anti by spamming this shit nonstop? because its fucking working
>>25139899Yes, haven’t you seen our memes and narratives?
>>25139890Yes.
Hachaama...Coco...Aqua...
>>25139905>my oshi's roommate's studying playlist!okay, I have to know, who is your oshi, anon?
>>25139731mah DICK
>>25139892Za Towa is raping Akua.
>>25139895Please let them play the base game and not the DLC this time
>>25139890Mikofags and Towafags are allies in being obnoxious hypocrites
>>25139922Just wait a few minutes.
>>25139843Great meme potential
How many platforms are there to the end? She's gonna take like 30 minutes on every one
Pekora, 15 minutes ago>talks about how she read an article about the game and it's touched her how the theme of the game is connections and how there's no need for violence in itPekora, now>KOROSE! SHINE!Love this rabbit like you wouldn't believe lads.
Subaru gave Aqua her energy, but it wasn't enough.
>>25139926all me
>>25139890This, but unironically. also, everyone who thought Narukami will side the unicorns, NEVER watched his videos and just EOP faggots anyway
>>25139926Clearly this image is showing 2 people.
>>25139731>now neither of us will be virgins
>>25139915>AZKII art fucks with filthy phonepostersthanks for telling me
>>25139917https://twitter.com/hirotamasatane/status/1289742818471108608?s=21
>>25139938Cope more rushiacuck
she will only beat it when she stops caring too much
>>25139808Watame would be envy.
>Aqua's at the final jump>all her trusted chuubas are with her in chat>giving support>everyone is typing in chat GANBARE>Aqua gives a speech>*SLURPS*>Goes for the jump>IKE>falls down to the church >closes stream in shame
mikoti...
>>25139890Did actually expect anything from Towafags?
>>25139915>AZKII artheh
Tags:orgasm denial, abuse, humiliation
>>25139795anyone who answers A is retard who thinks they're smart
>>25139513Fingers crossed anon
>>25139961
>>25139867Gen4...
Wtf why are they at the beginning again? Did they crash? I just came back after making some food
>>25139915Could you stop? my phone starts overheating cus im a phoneposting faggot ∨ ∧_∧ ∧_∧ (´<_` ) ∠ Nah lol ( ´_ゝ`) / i  ̄\ / / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/. |  ̄ ̄| / / /hlg/ / .| | ̄| |(__ニつ/_____/_| |____田| | \___))\ (u ⊃
Are you fapping to Aqua to send her your energy?
Muhammad...
>>25139908>>25139895At least we get to watch Haachama try and fail to catch a ball for 30 minutes again.
China really does love FBK and Suisei a lothttps://twitter.com/atomhelix/status/1289770046797934593?s=19
>>25139951Nice.
>>25139915S-she's not irrelevant...
>>25139961Cute!
>>25139890but anon, the only people he's confirmed to have lied about are Nijis and other non-Holo vtubers...
Haachama is more smart than coco
>>25139938Kek, Accurate.
>>25139899Coco was friends with Towa since before hololive.
>>25139976You fucked it up.
>>25139977Yes
>>25139976Kek
>>25139978>Chengkek
>>25139976>>25139992ah, forgot the right tags. looks like i'm the faggot now.
>>25139989Smarter than you too.
>>25139915>AZKII artI'm too tired and dumb please someone do this
Aqua thought she could be the Jump King but became the Tilt Queen
>>25139938Kneel before the ally faggot
>>25139989ESLchama
>>25139961I'll take a C please, peko.
wow death stranding finally got interesting
>>25137828
>>25139961Why did they draw Aki like one of those FFXI pygmy things?
>>25139915good
>>25139981china likes singers
>>25139912I want the Lion shirt!
The only people who care about Narukami are narrativefags.
>>25139975I think Coco tried restarting a level and restarted the entire game by accident.
I will never kneel to anyone except when I'm tying my shoelaces.
>>25139991THE WEBCAM INCIDENT
H-HAYAI!
>>25139942There is something very arousing whenever she gets into her murdering mood and screams 殺せ!
>>25139993Zion yo...
>Steam Client Update Released>Client Update - Valve>A new Steam client has been released and will be automatically downloaded.>Note: This update has been re-released on July 31st>lowered CPU overhead of some Steam Input API call patterns. This works around a performance issue in Death StrandingThanks GabeN. Peko's running this sequence better than expected.
>>25139993Slide down that window...
>>25139882NES era games had levels like were 2 minutes long, not jumps that set you back 10 minutes in levels longers than most NES games
>>25139999Always you're the faggot
>>25140024damn, these fuckers work fast
>>25139808Peko is greed
>>25139951what is ホイ
full tilt
>>25140001That's not an accomplishment. I'm dumb as a sack of shit. Why else would I be watching Hololive at midnight on a Friday?
>>25140010Eh could get some work on that one
>>25140021oh great now we have two Haachamas streaming together
That Aqua moan made my dick have a seizure.
>>25139993do they have rock cd's in there?
aqua on suicide watch
You do buy your holos merch, right?You are a tier 3 member, right?You do jerk off only to your holo, right?You do super chat every stream, right?
That tilting ayy
the first thing on kaorus roommate account in days and its just a retweet...
Damn they made it back fast.
>>25139989You got it wrong, Haachama makes everyone retarded when she is around.
>>25140007She has a gun!
>>25140043no
>>25140007>Me need shoot bang war man for game be fun! me America! me no problem solving! me bang bang bang!
>>25139939>aqua 17k viewers>pekora 16k viewerspekora is reclining...
I don't think she's gonna beat it this stream...
There're at least 3 Muhammad in this thread.
Trying hard to stay on character
>>25139993is that midriff door even legal in japan?this could cause a bunch of accidents
>>25140010i dont know, i always imagined marine as a brazilian bunda
Now she's really tilting, she should take a quick break.
>>25139942You have great taste.
>>25139731>Getting cucked by Senshou and MarineHoushou...
I can listen to Haachama say Naisu all fucking day.
>>25140049I wonder if any of the Holos are walking around in secret.
>>25140023Kneel.
https://twitter.com/ominousys/status/1289520007114702848
>>25140027Now she just needs to raise her bitrate from 5Mbps to 9Mbps.
>>25140055this but unironically
>>25140054Pathetic.
>>25140043YesNoOnly to mamasOf course, I SC in ARS
>>25140043voice packs count as merch right?i dont think she has iti wank to all but heryes
>>25139731Marine used to hate Senchou, now Senchou is fucking Marine!
>>25140055unironically yes
>>25139840
>>25140035(A)hoy?
>>25140043i didnt even know a hololive con was happening
>>25140076you won't even get ARS from me stupid cat
>>251400312 minutes but bloated with so much shit that it can easily extend the playthrough over hours. Be a dishonest faggot elsewhere.
oh shit she's suffering
>Being retarded on purposeMea was right
Imagine Noel playing this
Pekora is just Aqua but better
This really puts into perspective how composed Roberu was in comparison when he played the game.
https://files.catbox.moe/gvyrmv.pngMikochi...
Sora...
>>25140043no but i might buy a birthday thing
im just waiting for the loud keyboard breaking, desk slamming and aquas avatar freezing
>>25139975>>25140021what the fuck this stream has been a disaster so far, do they not at least test their streaming setup and audio beforehand? yikes
>>25140067I bet one or two are there.
>>25140087I fucking love the 4th gen so much, bros...
>>25139731WET ARMPITS
>>25140087>selling something with a picture of a switch on itWhere there goes those permissions...
>>25140043YesDoesn't have itYesYes
>>25140065Houshou can just hook up with Captain!
https://twitter.com/ominousys/status/1289180778237026304ZA PRIDE!
>>25140111that's a DS idiot
>>25140087I want that one with Tower
I wish I could mindbreak aqua like this game is
>>25140055Well there IS a gun so yeah, what you said but unironically
>This is so fun...Aqua is actually getting mind broken from this game.
Haachama!!!
THEY FUCKING DID IT
Kneel to Haachama.
>>25140043No to all. I'm 100% F2P when it comes to VTubers.
Tensai Haachama
>>25140043NoNoNoNo
Holy shit these two retards are actually doing it
That fucking catch
>>25140087Okayu and Korone are actually 4th gen!?!?!?!
>>25139525CUTE!!
>>25139993Are those legit cars or is it just advertising?
We need VOID Aqua
>>25140114Captain IS Senchou
Bros... I wanted to see it...
>>25140087Cute matching okakoro
She probably would do better if she took a 10 minutes break.
>>25140055murrikan hereI liked that there was Monster Energy Drinkpeace out
>>25140043YesI would if she had ittwice a dayno I'd rather buy more shirts because she gets more money from that
>>25139938I never said he was full of shit though and even defended him during the Mel leak.
>>25140105they didn't even add each other on Steam beforehand. guess that's what happens when you pollute the Hololive gene pool
>>25140143>joke>head
>>25140055Kojima was right, burgers are objectively too dumb for this game
>>25140135Oh captain my captain
Coco: BOING BOING
>>25140143anonchama...
>>25140087damn it, i want that sheep one!!
>>25140117thumbnailchama...
>>25140094>Mea posting>using SoraYou disgust me
>>25140046a collab with that voms girl is a bit too soon right?
>>25140146He shouldn't have fucked Miko then
>>25140043No because she's dead
NOLAN
>>25140146Gone too soon
>>25140067Imagine if they accidentally let out their signature voice tic and the hoard of otakus immediately surrounded them haha
>>25140055see>>25139942
Aqua getting filtered by za towa...
>>25140176>brown eyesbad
Reminder: Kojima blamed First Person Shooter fans in NA for the games poor reception despite the fact there wasn't a single FPS in the metacritic top 20 for North America when the game was released.
>>25139938Also, If you are implying that I ever cared about stupid narratives in the first place you should end yourself, I also never trusted Japanese Keemstar and never will. anyways this is the only (you) you'll get from me.
I think Pecor wants to have sex with Mads Mikkelsen and I don't like it.
>>25140146jinxed it
>>25140105pweas andstnd
Anyone have much success archiving Openrec streams? The capcom games haven't been deleted from them yet.
>>25140158>>25140167>Senchou is captain>houshou isn't captain>marine isn't captain I got the joke.
The Tower? More like The Filter
>>25139411Reddit
>tfw starting to get recommended Nijisanji
>>25139987This. Every thing with Holo has ended up getting reaffirmed. Whoever he's getting the info from for Hololive is clearly someone linked to people and in the know.>Mel>Miko being deathly sickWhether or not you believe the latter, Cover has released an official statement on it. The Kaoru stuff is withstanding. No evidence there.
>>25140196he can blame whoever he wants, I don't play games for the narrative, I can just come here for that
>>25140196Death Stranding is just bad
>>25140067>runs into an anti who is busy buying merch after his daily 4 hours of reading posts about the Hololives he hates so much>recognizes them from pictures
>>25139884You're insane, Getting Over It is a hunded times easier than Jump King.
https://twitter.com/HE_YP_2434/status/1289770032071716864Just imagine how many new doujin will the HoloHouse spawn next comi- oh yeah.
>>25140196Yeah ok cool but how does this relate to Hololive
>壁にぼいんぼいんを付けて
>>25140021They started from there because they were in DLC levels.
>>25140105I mean what do you expect from a stream with Coco and Haato?
Are there any Sora and Robocco merch?
Those Aqua sounds as she bounced her way down
Someone superchat Aqua and tell her she can do a max jump to the cross at the top of the chapel.
>>25140188>Brown eyes badI bet you were watching Ai while old Sora was around newfag.
>>25140208Time to stop being a tribalist, anon.
You guys aren't fapping enough to Aqua
>>25140196who cares tell me more about this Hololive convention and when the next one is
>>25140198"also" was a mistake, ignore that
Am I no longer an EOP if I know 20 words and can count to 10?
>>25140196Yes, Kojimbro is based.
>>25140196Let's be honest, america actually retarded and doesn't know what good game is. Last of us lmao
>>25140218Hololive?
How can two retards be this smart
So this is the power of CocoChama
aqua losing her mind and laughing her way back down when
>>25140230yes, congratulations
>>25140043I will when shipping isn't fuckedNoI jerk off to all HolosLmao
>>25140230you made it
Aqua's going to die, you guys...
Is Gen 5 ever going to happen? Do you see them adopting talent like Hinata?
>>25140196>trusting metacritic
>>25140196people gave up after 30min of delivery service playtime.Have his /toy/ collection in the meantime
>>25140230You know enough to start posting your translations on youtube anon. Congratulations!
>>25140215Getting over it feels like shit and it feels like most of the falls are the game's fault rather than yours, JK is harder but plays better
>>25140196Kojima should be just content that he's not Swery.
>>25140236Ironically enough TLOU is a much better movie game than Death Stranding
>>25140230you're basically japanese now yeah, go get em champ
>>25140249hinata is a talent?
>>25140230E0-sama... I kneel...
Is Jump King artificial difficulty?
I think Haato is actually cute.
>>25140056>aqua 17K>pekora 18Koh no no no no bros
>>25140249they should adopt talent like Artia!
I want to be bullied sexually by marine, senchou and houshou!
>>25140249She'd be gen 0 like Suisei if she made it to hololive. I hope she does.
>>25140253Sugoi! Toki wa presence is yabai in every video
>>25139882This is the dumbest argument ever, you're trying to say that it's not unforgiving because there are games that are even more unforgiving.
>>25140226I listen to sister Claire's good morning daily though.
>>25140250Being the top of metacritic is what he wanted, anon.
>>25140249Nah
>>25140261Just jump bro
>>25140259lissen here u cheeky lil shit
>>25140249They'd be insane not to at least try and pick up Hinata. She has more chemistry with half of Hololive than they have with each other, the fans love her, and her work ethic seems really solid despite how unpopular her own channel is.
>>25140249I don't know if she would be up for another Vtuber agency experience.
I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but>current auction price for vtuber chips super rare cardMarine 11555 yenMatsuri 6111 yenMiko 6100 yen https://www.mercari.com/jp/search/?keyword=vtuber+%E3%83%81%E3%83%83%E3%83%97%E3%82%B9+sr
NICE COMMENTARY AQUA
>>25140261i bunny jumping in 1.6 without a script artificial difficulty?
>>25140178Why are rushiacuck like this?
>>25140249I want them to but I don't see it happening
>>25140276Just fall bro
>>25140146>>25140178why do people keep saying this and where do they get their info from?is there some pastebin with all the blackmarket hololive knowledge or something?
>>25139395Miii*i*nna *quack* Miiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kenzocucks stealing our memes
Aqua just wants to go to church because it's Sunday
>>25140208Mito is constantly in my recommends despite the fact I watch Saku clips.
>>25140279RISU STOLE THE HOLOID CHARACTER DESIGNS!?
>>25140249Why hasn't Roboco made it happen?
>>25140298towadiscord does it again
>>25140296No that was just anon spouting bullshit.
>>25140249Hinata probably smells bad. I want to sniff her
>>25140298I hate discordtrannys so much
>>25140298Why are towafags like this?
>>25140296It's shitposting to get under Mikofags' skins desu
How does she pee so fast
>>25140296narukami said kaoru fucked one of the hololive membersnarukami is not a trustworthy sourcethere you go. maybe check the archives next time
>>25140274Then Kojimbo is an idiot for trusting the scores
>>25140146so was the reason he liked women with no criminal records because they were more easily manipulated and did not have the street knowledge of a criminal woman?
https://twitter.com/mo2nuki/status/1289756058743795712?s=20Okite okite okiteeee
>>25140298>saying that while you're on the discordWay to out yourself as a discordcuck, go back
>>25140249Yagoo, please...
>>25140199Who doesn't? He is the perfect man.
za towa
Why is Subaru's emoji an ambulance?
>LET'S GOOOOC-could it be peko...
>>25140296shitposting, he actually fucked Rushia
>>25140298Wrong, those are illegitimate dollars, not like those found freshly printed at the /hlg/ fed
>>25140331LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>25140255>JK is harder but plays betterIt's also a lot more mind-numbingly dull since you'll end up spend hours doing the same jumps over and over until you reach a new area, then you'll fall back down to the previous area and have to do it again. At the very leas GOI is short enough that you won't feel like blowing your brains out when you inevitably fall back down.
>>25140316Some girls are like that, no surprise.
>>25140294People who don't have a lot sex has less stamina.
>>25140196Nah, it's just dumbasses who thought DS was going to be the Second Coming of video games simply because Kojima was involved, then further exacerbated by the actual gameplay being completely out of left field. If it was just a basic CoD shooter, people would have been somewhat more lenient. The fact that DS is basically the AAA equivalent of something like Animal Crossing only made it worse.In short, expectations vs reality.
>>25140321>coco cosplay>miko merchandise???
Time for more of Pekora’s top class driving and navigating skills.
>>25139922>>2514005618k and rising. Don't get uppity, onionfags. Know your place.
>The rabbit is driving againDear G-d...
>>25139412can someone give me a rundown? what did he say about miko and towa last night?
>>25140322>not being an undercover spy for /hlg/i make the sacrifice
>>25140316If you have a dick you would know
>>25140321>Coco cosplay shilling Miko a doujinPekoMiko is dead. CocoMiko is the OTP
>>25140334Go where?
My penis smells like Pekora. Would you sniff it?
>>25140316I mean, if she's just wearing sweatpants or shorts with no underwear, then why would it take that long?
Can't believe there's literally GOI vs Jump King arguing right now. You faggots really will fight about anything.
>>25140289Last I checked the prices Marine's card was 7k while others were 2k at best.It's nice to see her art have this much demand.
>>25140317He fucked YAGOO?
>>25140342>riding a bike that says "Subhuman Trash" on it
Threw up her breakfast, a maid on the edgeEach jump she's closer to losing her headRedbull eleven, she's chugging it downThis game's not fair, aproaching the groundFalling downFalling downFalling downFalling downFalling downFalling down
>>25140337That explains korone!
>>25140344Miko fucked 7 dudesTowa is innocent
>>25140345cased and bringe undercover double agent
>>25140350No. I'd sniff Pekors penor though
>>25140345Sure, tranny. You're equally cancerous. Go back.
Choke queen
>>25139920based
>>25140344>miko is not the holowhore>nothing wrong with tow fan meet
Why the fuck do people always ask how long they have been streaming, it tells you right below the video.
>>25140367want me to post a picture of my dick to prove im a male /v/?
>>25140302
NO PROBLEM
>>25140321So this convention is called Hololive Sparkle or Holocle right
Jesus Christ dude, Haato's computer fucking sucks. When can we send them shit? I'm about to buy this Australian bitch a functioning computer.
>>25140342>Bike's name is Subhuman FilthI had a hearty chuckle
>>25140306Roboco is too busy being the Whore of Hololive.
>>25140337Explain Matsuri and Luna
>>25140375To let everyone know that they are retarded and to not respond to them ever.
>>25140316Doesn't wipe, I bet her sweatpants smell like piss.
>>25140249I believe Hololive is too big for adopting other Vtubers without being from them. Long go is the time when Gen 0 could happen.I just wish Hinata and Akari were adopted before.
JUMP AQUAJUMP
>>25140382>When can we send them shit?When COVID's over
>Day 2>Nintendo game stream : 0
>>25140384You take that back right now.
>>25140381Yeah. I thought it was hololive circle myself until the website clarified it
>>25140375Flimsy attempt to get the streamer to interact with them
>>25140378>/v/fags are secretly discordfagsNo surprise here.
>>25140382don't forget to hide cameras and mics in it
AQUA
FINISH THIS PAIN
Fuck /a/ mod
>>25140339Coco is a 35p.
>>25140359I read it in Blaze's voice, well done
ONION PLS
SEAhours....
>>25140397Oh fuck now I gotta find this website
She's gonna fall...
>>25140392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNprGlaEaP8
She's totally failing this jump, it's a trick
>>25140392FBK doing Mario Sunshine soon
NO FAN MERCH HOLO REPORT HERE
LET'S GO AQUA
>>25140272And you're accusing the game of being unforgiving because you can't be bothered getting gud. Fuck off. This is even more retarded when you're basing it off the experience of one fucking person. Guess the game is impossible if Towa was playing instead, amirite?
>>25140390
>>25140378Keep doing it, La Famila
>>25140382We're timelooping back to January now.If you were allowed to send the girls computers someone would have already done it.
bros, which hololive has the best colorway for keycaps...
>>25140382She can afford it. She's just too dumb/lazy.
>>25140392Fubuki is playing one dumbfuck
>>25140338Game design 101 conventions for the past couple decades dictate that you put your best work and the best gameplay in the first hour. He went against the grain intentionally and got torn apart by critics for it. After that it was suddenly not his fault. His vision was perfect! You're just wrong!
pekO
>>25140379Bully the baby
Vtuber APEX tournery in 4 hoursWho are you watching?personally ill be watching Towa's gf and chibistars
>>25140385Matsuri is just flirting with Luna. Matsuri prefers fucking Hoshikawa.
>>25140412Huh? I thought she's taking a break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTzK8aCWibshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksibIwekaDs
>>25140382>computerIt's a laptop.
>have a wife>have a nice job>steadily improving in your career>fuck it all up by having an affairWhat a retard.
It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down...
>>25140410https://holokle.info/Save you some time
>>25140392I do wonder how many of them will stop playing Western games altogether.
>>25140418at least 5 holos have played jump king
>>25140428oh shit those are cute pekos
>>25140441Anonchama!?
>Pekora playing through the worst episodeHope she can find some joy in the mess that is the Mama storyline
she's even speedrunning the first part of towa
>>25140301what is with this tranny version of ayame?
>>25140433>Matsuri ever getting any from Hoshikawagood one
>>25140446who are you quoting
>>25140446I would probably fuck Miko too ngl
>>25140415NO FAN MERCHNO MEMBERSHIPNEVER SUPACHADON'T KNOW JAPANESE
>>25140298>philiphinos
>>25140446Who quote
>>25140446I really feel sorry for Kaoru, after his retirement some guy makes up gossip and no one can even say anything against it since cover is retarded and graduates are ignored from existence
So Haachama is making lots of money right?Can't she just buy a new computer? Even a newer gaming laptop would be good enough. What is her fucking excuse?
>>25140437She is next week.
>>25140446
>>25140446Was it ever actually confirmed or is it still just narrative posting?
>>25140076if they give you Ars supa they are actually robbing you.
>>25140460Kaoru
Baqua is going the wrong way...
Finally, some good content:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTzK8aCWibs
NAISU
END THIS PAIN AQUA
FBK has boobs!https://youtu.be/GHLJZjuhSlM
>>25140462>>25140415BASED fellow poorfags
>>25140430astel and RBC POVs, maybe bossu as well, not sure who else i should
ready your slurps
Who is the Flare of hololive?
>>25140393Why do you think she has so many vtuber "connections?"
Coco and Haachama are really having fun together. Haatons must be happy that she's been playing games again, even if they're collabs on other channels.
HOLY BASED
>>25140446The 2 time...
>>25140446was Rushia's pussy worth it?we'll never know...
>>25140478>ark>goodgrass
there's 3 different titans streaming at oncewatch one of the streams instead of farming (you)s
AQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25140433>Matsuri prefers fucking Hoshikawa.In her erotic dreams maybe. There's no way Hoshikawa would let Masturi fuck her. Matsuri is too desparate.
>>25140043>You do jerk off only to your holo, right?what the fuck?
>>25140474What do you think
>>25140491Moona...............................
>>25140447Oh thanks I was wondering why it wasnt on the main site itself under the good section then I realized it probably was a third party fan thing
>>25140487Shiranui
>>25140446>>25140493Stupid fucking yabais, man.
>>25140483Slut!
It's my harem
>>25140477Baqua...
>>25140469She doesn't like games
>>25140475those are bolivares
>>25140499Why not both?
>>25140487sora for sure
>>25140502yes?
>>25140499No one here actually watches streams, anon.
>>25140418I'm basing it on my own experience, faggot, I literally said I already played the game. There's a reason this game is used a lot for endurance streams, because it's unforgiving and will fuck you over repeatedly which makes for good entertainment. I don't see how you could even begin to try and argue otherwise other than being obstinate for no fucking reason.
>>25140424More like she has no reason to get a new computer at this point. She's graduating in December.
>>25140495must have been pretty good for her brother to be willing to ruin their family for it
>>25140483/fa/ as fuck
>>25140512collective IQ of 2
We need more short-haired holos
>>25140477You can max jump and bounce from the top of the pocket to right, that lands you on the top mid platform.
Watame just woke up and it shows
>>25140474Keemstar being fucking pussy and just append "i didn't know who the whore was lol, probably wasn't even hololive"He didn't retract his shit statement about Kaoru though, because Kaoru has graduated and is out of Cover's jurisdiction. Shit stirrer just reach for the lowest hanging fruit for muh views.
>>25140512>5x the stupidhow do you do it anonchamous?
>>25140514Damn why'd she join an online gaming group then?
>>25140474>japanese househusbando wfh while his busy wife works overtime every day at the office. he gets pent up becomes unfaithful
Watame gonna freak if Aqua doesn't finish soon, she is still holding potnetial viewers vaway from her Ark
>>25140457She's adapting.
>>25140505https://streamable.com/pmqbb6
>>25140524how many families has Rushia's pussy ruined?is she a succubus or something?
>>25140469Didn't she try to buy one earlier this year but her card got declined or something?
What's the real reason that Towa's taking a break?
>>25140493The Yabai Incident Part 2: Yabai Harder
>>25140533Anonchama...
>>25140499Mind your business.
haachama, catch the white paint
Bros, where's the AZKi, Roboco and Sora...
>>25140523by /fa/ as fuck, you mean, completely ridiculous and tacky? because I agree
>>25140526This.
>頑張ってください 玉ねぎ頭のお姉さんHeh
>>25140542too busy petting her dog
>>25140519You're joking but we are definitely reaching that point.
>>25140542she is a whore
>>25140364Towa is not in the clear yet Towacuck. Only Miko is innocent so far.
>>25140514Shut up, retard. She's having fun playing Portal 2 right now.
>>25140542She's pregnant with Aruran's child
>>25140483>TOKI Vtuber Clipsfunny that there's a translator that specializes in ONLY clipping sexual/degenerate stuff.
>>25140344I'm gonna spoonfeed you just this once.Summary>>/jp/thread/S25120938#p25124129Narukami Blog Posthttps://note.com/narukamisabaki/n/n4c94fda73e0c
I can't believe Towa had sex with her dog
AQUA NO
I can't begin to imagine how much Marine's is going to sell forhttps://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1289789181141508098
>>25140474Check the jap 4chan.
tilt
The last two jumps of the entire game are very precise and if you miss they spit you out at the bottom of the ice area at best.
>>25140512I love her...
>>25140499I hate Coco and Peko. Jump King is boring.
>>25140526We need a Holo with absurdly long and complex hair so that her 3D model is a fucking nightmare.
>>25140547Sora seems to be taking a break because of the privatisation
>>25140542She is the whore of hololive
>>25140565Wew
Bakatare...
>>25140569Spoiling ass bitch
>>25140565Japs...
>>25140569>space to jumpfuck i thought the game used the arrow keys only
>>25140382
>>25140532Why the fuck are they so big?
>>25140542Yabee 2.0
>>25140565Holy shit, I didn't know Hoshiyomis were that loaded.
>>25140547AZKi in fanarts always look so cute. Too bad her models look so bad.
>>25140574I meant the merchandise
>>25140542She wants to spend time with FBK who wants to spend time with Miko
>>25140556Shut the fuck up Mikocuck, Towa's issue was literally a nonproblem.
>>25140550My love for tomboys is too much. Subaru isn't enough to fulfill it. I need at least three more tomboy holos.
>>25140584Height and brain growth went to boobs
>>25140565noel kneels...
>>25140519this is not /v/, no matter what people might tell you
>Watching Aqua streamWhy are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>25140565Ahhh I want that so much. Can we actually buy this shit or is it JP-only?
>>25140289Thanks for reminding me about this
What's with the sudden merch posting? is there a convention or something?
>>25140542Sounds like she's sick, for real.
>>25139841Whoever drew this should interpret "The Ultimate Holostar" as well.
>>25140569in what world can you miss the second jump?
>>25140594You wish.
>>25140565THE PRIDE
>>25140384I will make you wear your organs as a hat
>>25140565So this is the power of the Pride...
>>25140495>>25140540Well a few threads ago, /hlg/ was asked as to which holo fits to be their fuck buddy and many answered Rushia
>>25140430hal and sumire. want to see GG win because their aggressive playstyle is hilarious. hopefully every game is a hit today and they avg 10-15kill/game
>>25140556Not in the clear as in as a candidate for the whore of hololive.
>>25140557Thats what she said herself, I like when she plays games but one of the reasons she changed her content was that she was burnt out on games and didn't want to play them anymore.
Wtf is up with Ayame's neck
>>25140580>noooo not my heckin spoilerino for a gamerino that's been out for over a yearirinoooo
>>25140600Yes.
>>25140597it's a one of a kind signboard so it's auctioned out
>>25140542I know it's a bait, but actually she's sick, according to her roommate's account.
>>25140456If she doesn't realize or the chat doesn't tell her that you can use a bike while carrying a human then that part is going to suck major ass.In fact this whole area sucks ass especially because of that Terrorist camp that is in the way every time you want to pass.
>>25140569The second jump is easy as fuck because of the wall. The first is definitely make it or lose it though.
>>25140565I really like the tiny star in her eye
>>25140604The Ultimate Son?!
>>25140597It's an auction
>>25140469isn't she planning on moving back to japan when the rona calms down? Might feel more comfortable waiting to get it until she's in a permanent place back home
>>25140604That's just Roberu.
>>25140569You know damn straight she's not making it first time
>>25140616Why do you talk like a retard? Do you have brain damage? Who are you quoting?
>>25140585Imagine being a son of a CCP politician. It makes sense right?
>>25140613Meant for >>25140590
>>25140607it's true wven at it's worst it's still better than /v/
>>25140616>Spoilers for a plotless game that's been out for a year
>>25140604Is Kaoru in this?
>>25140616go back
>>25140629That is classic /v/ shitposting speech. He'd post a wojak too if it wouldn't ban him.
So cute...
>>25140600Fan convention today
>>25140597It's auctioned, so one deal only. And she was by twitter request.
>>25140634Who?
I hate this game, but i must admit this bgm for the tower level is fucking lit
lets gooooo aqua
>>25140565my month's salary x2....
>>25140641Chibi Roboco is too lewd
>>25140631Keep coping retard, Towa is innocent.
>>25140641>convention>in a middle of a pandemicO I am laffin
>>25140542Caught the rona just like Miko
>>25140614ogey
Dont fuck this up
Is there anything more worthless when it comes to character merchandise than fucking acrylic stands?
i sent a hiragana superchat of some hentai gibberish and got an enormous kuso out of the the streamer and the JoP chatbest $5 i’ve spent in years
>>25140614rrat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25140604That’s just Kanae from NJ
>>25140560Is this channel the reason why some "people" seem to think hololive are depraved sluts 100% of the time?
ONE MORE SCREEN TO THE END
aqua thought she was done 草
>>25140660pins
OUR SON
>>25140660can badges
holy shit that jump was too clos efor comfort
>>25140572I want a holo with a four-pronged ponytail that moves around like a windmill and in her 3D debut she uses it to take off
>that jump at part 3another fall incoming
>>25140660stickers
i foresee a great fall coming
https://twitter.com/ruka_sakurada/status/1289790475273043969
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
please fuck this up
>>25140662i got all that for free by saying big kusa in our sons chat
>>25140652EXPLAIN THIShttps://files.catbox.moe/p1s0kp.mp4
Are you winning, onion?
>>25140615Too many wieners been in it
>>25140662Which chuuba? Which stream?
>>25140588Oh... Sora did have doujins advertised for her, so I'd think it's just not the day her is distributed or the photos didn't capture all the merchandise
Aqua is so nervous I want to hug her
>>25140652No statement yet from Narukami that any holo other than Miko is innocent. It must be Towa.
Move over, Noel. Watame is taking your husband.
>>25140633So explain this post then.>>25140580Yeah you're equally retarded as he is
>>25140660At least you can take your stands outside and take pictures with them. I'd say pins and badges are more useless.
>>25140681fat face
>>25140614She never said she was burned out on them.But she was never super into them either.The actual reason she said was because she wants to plan her stream content out to have a clear entertaining ending at the 1 hour point and games don't allow her to plan them that well because they are unpredictable.She also said after that she found other content she enjoys more anyway so she doesn't feel like she's missing out.
Is it kneel hour yet?
please fuck this up aqua
>>25140681Those are very impressive.
Jesus Aqua...
JESUS CHRIST AQUA YOUR JUMPS STOP GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK
>>25140660Stickers are actually worthless.
>>25140697I replied to the wrong person and couldn't be arsed fixing
>>25140701I have my begita-sama ready
TIME TO BELIEVE
This music reminds me of skyrim and how I want to play itHow about you lads?
THIS IS THE JUMP BROS, SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT TO THE TOP
what would have happened if she fell to the right
>>25140702damn thats a fancy camera in the back
>>25140687Literally a discord call with friends, retarded Mikofag.
>>25140668probably
There is zero chance she doesnt fall back to the church on the last jump
Look at that happy Aqua, i'll enjoy her despair when she drops all the way to the cathedral.
FUCK THIS UP
AQUA PLS
>>25140716better than falling to the left I think
>>25140713Onion steamed some the other day if you’re interested.
Am I the only one who finds themselves chanting "Fall fall fall fall" over and over again every time Peko plays this game?
>>25140681>PekoMikoBased
>>25140713Todd please
>>25140713go away todd
hahahahahaKUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO
Aqua............
dumb onion
There's no way she gets this in the next 30 minutes
Aqua yo...
Oh no
>>25140717""discord call"", yes..
aqua...
>>25140723Fuck you
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
AQUA YOU FUCKING RETARD
Haato and Coco seem to be really having fun
there it is
all of my ganbare were for nothing
>>25140637>oh no not the /v/ boogieman>narrativefags help meeeeePathetic
LMAO
Mind raping aqua
ahahahhaha she fucked it up
tfw physically cringedholy fuck aqua please
>>25140674>>25140672I know you're right but I still buy them of my girl...
Filter King
>take 5 minutes to prepare>still fallYeah this is a 5 hour stream minimum
>>25140560>>25140668>>25140719Huh I never realized. I always skip them because I don't like short clips.
do you think the holo roomies are all friends w/ each other? I feel like some of them are just left out
Look at all those new memberships.
Sunday thread pretty good so far, wonder what'll with happen when there's gap in streams.
pecor....
peko...
>>25140717>discord callHoly shit towacuck is a real retard.
>>25140766we play the drawing game
>>25140766yeah bro jinx it
>>25140713The music is clearly a slightly altered Conan the Barbarian theme.
>>25140687i will never understand why towa's friends didnt just mute themselves and kept on talking, they even said it themselves that they realized they're being heard on stream.
Only Rushia pots are left
>>25140681Would smash, wonder if the ass is accurate to Coco’s
>>25140641guys.... the rona...
aqua needs to take her kirito autism to the next level. unless she shouts starburst stream she won't make it
>>25140742I'm glad that despite being an obnoxious Mikofag, you agree with me.
Baqua moment
pepsicola...what a lovable idiot
>>25140762Being friends is the entire reason most are in Hololive
>"Elite Gamer Meido"
>>25140719yeah, I'm saying this guy's based
>>25140700She really deserves commendation for branching out like that. In a way, everybody has been using games as a crutch to attract viewers. Not very idol-like for a supposed idol group, isn't it? That's not saying much anyway considering the kind of content Haachama puts out.
>autists falseflag as miko and towafag and pretending to fightWhy? Or it's just one mentally ill person?
KUSSSO KUSSSOOO AH YABBEEEE
aqua...........
Happy Aqua is cute! Nervous Aqua is cute! Frustrated Aqua is cute! Aqua!!!
>>25140641Is this the one where the r18 doujins are being sold?
at least she's making it up really fast now
She needs to use the apex outfit
Haachama is dying a lot, granted it means nothing in the game but still
>>25140774They are stupid. I'm pretty sure that guy ended up making a video himself after the incident apologizing.
>>25140766>pretty good so far
>>25140681Fake cosplay boobs, just like the one peko roommate's used
god imagine being inside Aqua's butthole everytime she falls. must be insane grip
Oh Aqua dear...honey...just stop.
>>25140790exactly
This is so painful to watch. Good thing Miko gave up this shit, and hopefully Aqua is the last Holo to play this.
Aqua please I want to sleep...
>>25140797Yes there are some.
tamanegi is frozen...
>>25140790we just don't know, ignore it
From the looks out it holocomi was a massive success, makes me really happy that the fan base is this creative and active
Hey Aqua, made it to the top yet?
>>25140681PekoMiko chad in the flesh
>>25140762Pretty sure it's impossible for everyone to be best buddies, but I doubt any of them harbors any hatred.
Aqua should just leave the cunt at the top and play Apex.
Do you think someone has art ready for Aqua completion like someone did for Roberto?
>>25140810>and hopefully Aqua is the last Holo to play this.Noel playing Jump King would be top tier content. Pure fits of autistic rage and cans.wav
>>25140808Big fat supachats are waiting for her at the end. Cant do that.
>>25140653>>25140779>being unhealthy enough to get filtered out of life by fucking coronavirus
>>25140668>>25140719no bait like clickbait
What stream are you watching right now?For me is Aqua torture stream
roberu's streaming in 40minutes finish this shit already baqua
>>25140448Why would they? Western publishers don't give a fuck if anybody's streaming their games, if fact they encourage it, since it's basically free marketing and fair use makes gameplay uncopyrightable anyway. It's the Japanese copyright law and overprotective publishers that usually create problems.
>>25140824At least 5 artist are ready.
>>25140810It will be the next meme game, and as long as the holo can finish it it's a guaranteed supacha rain
>>25140790Don’t give (you)s to them, let it die out.
Positive narrativepost: I feel like Subaru really wants to become irl friends with TowaShe brings her up a lot randomly
Let's hope that Aqua finishes this so that she can go back playing Skyrim.
>>25140774 Towa should have set her discord shit to busy. I don't think Towa is a whore. She's just very, very careless. See yabai incident and that time she almost got Coco's face revealed due to not disconnecting cameras.
>>25140810Pekora will play it next
>>25140817hey literal who, made it to 30% of my view count?
>>25140838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35LnEwNsQ4IWho wouldn't want to be friends with Twap?
how does the fucking viewers know when to tune in? Everytime there's a hype moment, her views skyrocket and then when she falls it goes down again.
When Aqua becomes the Cum King
What'll happen first? Haacoco finishing the portal 2 dlc stages or aqua getting the girl?
>>25140835how hard is it in comparison to goi?
>>25140824i wish this was me, but im just learning how to be a drawfag. I want to draw fanart for Aqua like the peko death stranding thumbnail
>>25140817K-kira-sama... I kneel...
>>25140828>not living in the greatest, most free country in the world ;-)
>>25140810No. Jump king suffering is great entertainment. Next up is Pekora.
>>25140717>discord callDiscord call makes a sound every time you start it as it shows on several streams, and there's no way she made an entire stream with discord call already open. that's the most retarded cope I've seen here, as expected from towacucks I guess
>>25140830got sheep, onion, bunny on at the same time
NICE BUCKET-KUN
How much of the DLC have they completed? Can they do it in one stream?
why does aqua keep talking about buckets
>>25140838Probably feels a connection as the resident normalfag of her generation.
>>25140839Has she mentioned playing it again? The dislikes from the Japs on the last stream make me think she might not
>>25140830CocoChama
>>25140847i can speculate. in twitch i know for a fact if you mute the stream it removes you from the viewer count. people might be muting and watching another stream and when she climbs up they unmute
This is Aqua's autism at work. She is insanely determined when it comes to these things. She won't be stopping until she beats it. She even felt bad for stopping the other night even though she went fucking 11 hours and was literally vomiting
>>25140849Significantly harder.
>>25140846Based post
>>25140839I agree, also is Skyrim going to be re-released on the PS 5 and XBOX SEX?
>>25140817Hes got the biggest cock in hololive, no one can stop him
yoshyoshyosh
>>25140865>Barely short of 500 dislikesIt's fucking nothing
>>25140860>>25140863calling her mom to change her pee bucket
>>25140838Towa's one of the few normies in Hololive besides her. Makes sense.
>>25140653Japan actually knows how to be sanitary though and they've been wearing masks long before this virus. They'll be fine.
I hope you guys know that finishing Jump King once doesn't mean it's actual finish.The actual new game after that is the ''real'' playthrough with the ''correct'' ending.But it's even more insanely hard and stupid.
>>25140830Aqua and chamas
>>25140505Everyone who thought this stream would end up like Moona's are fucking retarded. Coco and Haato have great chemistry together based on past streams. Coco also really likes Haachama unlike the dumb SEAbitch.
>>25140810willing to bet korone will give up pretty quick and go back to playing actual retro
>>25140844Pekora will be flexing the nintendo permissions, I'm sure. Maybe Mario Odyssey?
>>25140824Oh? Where's the Roberu art? I want to see it.
>>25140542Suspended for getting caught of being the whore of hololive.
>>25140865Thats about the amount of dislikes she gets on every stream
smart rabbit
>>25140839The Skyrim stream was extremely boring compared to this one though.
>>25140876>13cm>biggestdo japs really?
>>25140838Subaru is too pure to associate with that slut.
>>25140849way less holos beat it so far and aqua who can beat goi in under 10 minutes is dying here
>>25140849The controls are simpler and consistent, but it's incredibly more punishing for mistakes. Depends on how good you are at calculating the timing the presses
>>25140885whats different?
>>25140796Aqute!!
>>25140854At least she learned how to retrieve everything from chat.
>>25140825Imagine Suisei playing JK>repeatedly fucks up easy jumps>curses loudly>then goes quiet for half the stream>she's still obviously angry
baqua....
AQUAAAAAAAA
>>25140885Is buying the boots that let you stand on inclines even a real thing?
>>25140853Switzerland
>>25137285>>25137726>>25137828>>25140010Some dude linked me your stuff on some other place, either shit travels really fast from here or it's actually you, heh.
>>25140888Also the CocoMoona collab was such a huge fucking disaster because Moona can't even hold a conversation with Coco, she just kept uttering random shit like a fucking animal.
>>25140846>bragging about view count when this means more people are watching Aqua embarrass herself with this god awful display
>cathedralAlright, back to paying attention to Pekora
>>25140873
>>25139978Fucking SEAfags>why was I born here...
>>25140849Well...
>>25140838After seeing that IRL video with a bunch of the holos in the same place participating in some game show meeting or whatever, I bet subaru was also there and hit it off with towa.
>>25140863Jump King has a bucket head.
>>25140897Not really. She actually took some of my advice.
>>25140919Moona is one of us
>melbourne going into state of disasterkek get ready for no haachama once the power gets shutdown
Aqua...I have work tomorrow...Please finish soon for my sake..
>>25139978based
I genuinely think Coco could beat this faster with two controllers
>>25140920aqua made more money failing in this game than this homo will make in a month
>>25140851You can do it anon, join the /hlg/ aggie canvas too
>>25140936>losing more holosRIP Hololive
>>25140914They're purely cosmetic.
>>25139411Haacocococo!
>>25140911Suisei would go full menhera on JK, she would definitely avoid it like the plague.
>>25140907The real girl you go for is in fact a sexy villainess at the top. Also the last part at the top is retarded with the sand and shit.>>25140914I don't remember, I only watched some speedruns of it months ago. I don't recall incline standing though.
>>25140936>state of disasterMade up bullshit, chang.
>>25140920Sounds like your boyfriend isn’t cute or entertaining enough
>>25140838Miko isn't the one being sick, but rather his one of her parents, and she wanted to take a long break of streaming to be able take proper care of her parents. For a degree of positive, I guess?
Flare and Watame's interactions seems very wholesome wish I knew what the fuck they're talking about.
>>25140922based on deez nuts, bitch.
Is Coco being nice by letting Haachama call the shots or is Haachama genuinely better at this game?
>>25140849GOI requires patience. JK requires (muscle) memory.
what i hate about hololive is that downtimes are super rare. there's always someone streaming in the morning, afternoon, and evening. shit can keep you up all day.
>>25139411haatcoco
>>25140929Isn't being Subaru her first experience with any of this?
People actually play Jump King just to suffer.
>>25140943>can't argue Aqua's skill level so he defaults to numberfaggingthe absolute state
>>25140935>/jp/ wants Marine to be /ourgirl/>/v/ wants Artia to be /ourgirl/>Moona is actually /ourgirl/Is that why she got so much hate early on?
>>25140838I like this post. Funnily enough, I've been noticing that FBK has been retweeting more of Towa's content over the past couple of months. The idea of a FBK, Subaru and Towa collab sounds really bizarre but also pretty cute at the same time.
>>25140968Yesterday there was almost no stream what the fuck are you talking about
>>25140936Its weird that they're still making her go to class
>>25140973No
>>25140968proof that people will complain about literally anything
>>25140958Check the news, mate.
>>25140958stage 4 restrictions and curfew from 8pm - 5amt. melbfag watching this shit on tv
>>25140964I think Coco said she’s played both portals before. I get tardsitter vibes from this stream
Haachama died..
Shion yo...
>>25140961Source? Stop pulling these shit out of your ass.
>>25140789Haachama is convinced she's mediocre at basically everything and if she does the same thing as the other girls she's just going to be them but worse.Reading her diaries ranges from inspiring to depressing honestly.I'm proud of a lot of what she's accomplished lately but I feel like a lot of it is for the wrong reasons.
Numberfags are the worst fucking thing. If you reduce everything to numbers then that would imply reddit > 4chan
Post happy narratives
>>25140838subaru seem slike she likes reaching out to people to be friends in generalshe's just scary because of super normie power
I know it happened a while ago but how does Pekora not lose her voice more often, she basically shouts as her default volume level.
>>25140936I didnt read anything about power shutdowns, but >8AM-5PM curfew >more limits on travel>more power given to policeGanbare haachama
>>25140961Not sure if N700, anonchama, or narrativeposting.
>>25140928At least we know that if Roberu can do it, you can do it too.
Aqua's on til again...
>>25140998Watame is nice!
>>25140994doko?
>>25140995>positive narrativepost >>25140838Reading comprehension mate.
>>25140980FBK always liked Towa and tried to help her but they're not really compatible in streams imo.
>>25141003i know but thats just my inner schizo creeping out
>>25140995>>25141004Look at the post I was replying to, anons...
>>25141001Cocaine
Cheers to Aqua for making the last ice jump safe.
>>25140964Coco is smart but pretends to be retarded in games. Haachama is good at games but pretends to be retarded in general.
>>25140983Not anymore she won't be.
>>25141013Why do Aqua's videos always get so many dislikes?
Kek Haachama's grandma went into her room while she was away. She screamed because she didn't mute her computer.
>>25141001She has been doing that voice for a very long time already.
>>25140998Your favorite Holo works very hard behind the scenes to not only make their own streams more entertaining, but also to support their fellow Holos.
I love Fubuki's new tiny beard!
>>25140936https://twitter.com/chelsea_hetho/status/1289791141634662401hachama...
>>25140998Marine and Korone became good friends recently due to a mutual love of Gachimuchi
>>25141003>8AM-5PM curfewIt's the other way around anon. Curfew is 8PM and goes until 5AM.
>>25140849I played it for a while and after about 5 hours I just felt dead inside, meanwhile I can clear GOI in under 9 minutes. I don't see how they're able to keep going. There's even a fucking achievement in the game to beat it without falling once, who ever made that shit is a grade-A sadist.
>>25141011Something about that forehead...
>>25140996I didn't know I could relate to an insane 18 year old girl this much
>>25140973I mean, she says that but the other holos acted as if they never met each other when they were first doing collab streams.
>>25140936I wonder if she's been accused of being a Chinese plague spreader yet
>>25141022Sorry, didn't mean to reply to >>25141013
>>25141023Yabee...
>>25140998Pekora is rubbing Mikomiko’s back to make her feel better
>>25140998Watame really wants to join the holohouse but she is too shy to ask and feels like she would bother them.
>>25141032and that belly...
>>25140918I made the peko and fbk ones weeks ago, I never posted them outside /hlg/
>>25140994I can't believe my cute daughter is gonna live by herself. Hope she handles it well and doesn't fell lonely...
>>25141038He said happy, not sexy narratives
>>25141011Selling t-shirts on twitter
>>25141021Haachama....
>>25140998Narrative: Watame and Kanata are the best of friends and talk a lot offline. It is just that they can't collab as much due to the senpai's collabs taking more importance due to Japanese work culture.
>>25141022Because Aqua is a whore, the only one who have been proven to had a bf
>>25141018Those sniffles are starting to make sense now
i cant wait for towa hololive animation debut bros...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061090/Jump_King/What you guys waiting for?
>>25141044Should've joined the holo house
>>25140997The subreddit gets just under 4000 comments per day. In the last 24 hours we've had 7 threads that hit 2000 posts, not including this one. Is reddit even trying?
oh boy, another truck
Enough is enough Aqua, Watame started streaming 35 minutes ago and you are still holding views hostage, get done already with your Falling King
post the roru roru rumao clip please
>>25140996Don't make me sad, bro.
miyabis mv is almost at 10k views!https://youtu.be/a67XEIAJopM
Sui-chan bid is over. Senchou is next.It appears someone bid even more than 90k yen for Suisei.
>>25140998Your favourite holo probably looks at the comment section of her latest stream and/or twitter and goes to bed happily after reading all the positive comments their fans leave.
>>25141018holyshit this actually a good narrative, those sniffles sound like the one when you do cocaine
>>25141055pay day
>>25141038Pekora and Miko seem to have been distant with each other but IRL is the opposite case.She has been kept fairly up-to-date with what's happening with her and she was one of the first to know. This is why she was so keen on texting Miko during a stream.
Please don't let Peko drive this fucking truck
>>25140996>Reading her diaries ranges from inspiring to depressing honestly.where do i read in english
>>25141055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdxEUL18ySY
>>25141044she finally gets to invite old men over whenever she wants
>>25141014Things are pretty shit, but I like to believe most world governments that arent run by dictators aren't that evil either.>>25141029Oh yeah, read the article wrong. Still, hearing that only one person from a household can visit a supermarket at a time, that's really serious stuff.
>>25141055$15 seems excessive for what looks like a flash game from 2005
please fuck this up, aqua
>>25141021That means more time available for streaming. What are you talking about? It's positive news.
3RD PART AGAIN
oh no pekora is driving again
holy shit aqua's SO fucking close now
>>25141022it's been like that since her return from break. Don't mind it, dislikes are nothing anyway.
>>25141060>6k viewersOHNONONO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHASHEEP RECLINING
>>25141067Oh boy, I can't wait to see how much Marine's is going to fetch for
>>25141021Damn, that's pretty restricting.
>>25140996Fuck that’s awful bros. Seems like her confidence has been torn down by those around her for a while.
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1289785477168418816?s=19Narrativebros?
THIS TIME FOR SURE I BELIEVE
>>25141057But they don't spam Towa... and based and don't ritualpost. If you leave these out, we'll have less than them.
>>25141056she's smart enough to know you shouldn't live with coworkers
>>25141076Do your reps
>>25141060nips cant open multiple streams, oh no no..
Fubuki is definitely a bitch in real life
>>25141065Miyabi... I feel he's more forgotten than astel... sometimes even more than temma...
>>25140888I think a lot of people here are genuinely too new to know. A couple of weeks ago there was someone who thought Coco and Marine hadn't had collabs before.
Why are they all streaming at fucking noon
Stupid hat can't into /p/https://twitter.com/Rosalyn_holoCN/status/1289796725687762950
>>25140022The point of kneeling is getting ready to suck a cock
>>25140998Korone's english teacher is actually her dad who's an even bigger westaboo
>>25141105Nah
>>25141021Haachama wouldn't mind that at all. She loved having more time to plan her streams during the first lockdown.
aqua what the fuck are you doing
BAAAAAAAAAAAAQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25141055Forgot to get it in the summer sale.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHASHE FUCKED UP
DEATH
>>25141055Aqua
thanks for blowing out my eardrums, akua
>that scream
Oh...
>>25140838Towa asked Subaru to go to an art museum together, so Towa also wants to be close to Subaru.https://youtu.be/XtQ17N0o0JU?t=2400
agua...
ahhhhhh
Baqua OMG
O V E R S H O O T
GOOD JOB AT CHOKING
AQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh no, shes chuuni sperging again...and theres the fall
>>25141044i think she'll be fine. she's talked before about how she goes to restaurants by herself, so she probably just is the type of person that thrives on their own.
baqua... i have you live on my television... the neighbors will call the police...
Dead
>>25141110It's the weekend
a scream to pierce the heavens...
Aqua, no...
aqua chanting along with the monks to remain calm
>out the fucking windowits over bros she's finally mindbroken
BAQUA WTF.........
i just started watching aqua's streamis she going to be ok?
Even Roberu was better at the tower than Aqua...
SHE IS LITERALLY SHAKING
>bright red truckshe's going for the full post-apocalyptic Postman Pat experience
>All the way back to the churchB-Baqua...
>>25140838Subaru hates Towa because Towa made fun of her voice
あくあ。。。
>>25141108i just think he doesnt have a big western audience, so he doesnt get spoken about a lot here
>go to sleep>wake up>aqua is still at iti told you faggots once you get to the cathedral the real hell starts
time stamp: ~2:38
AQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25140998Narrative: Kaoru's termination of contract has nothing to do with other Holos or any kind of scandal. Simply he wants to pursue his acting career. Of course he had to delete the records of his tranny avatar because Nips are known to not take trannies seriously.
Can there even be anything beyond Punished Aqua at this point?
Choke-qua
>>25140958I know you don't care what's happening outside, basement dweller.Atleast try checking the news once in a while.
man this cocohaato collab fell pretty hardnips really dont like western games huh
back in the ravine
>>25140562thank anon. not gonna dig into 6000 shitposting just to find thisalso:>Matsuri/Kawase stuff; commented that it was funny how they sorta sounded like husband and wife, but it was funnier how some people got really mad about it. Basically said it was no big dealglad he understand, this menhera just need some love and a good dicking
and this is the birth of void aqua
>>25141055I already fell for this shit when Miko played it. Worst decision I've ever made.
>>25141055I've already seen Miko, Roberu and Aqua play it. I won't be getting the blind experience and that's the only reason to play it.
All the cargo still on the truck..
>>25141099They spam shitty memes and YAGOO jokes
THIS ISN'T JUMP KING PEKORA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Goddammit Aqua; she's delaying way too much. You have to use the momentum you have to blast through that section, even if it isn't interesting. Get a feel for the timing and just do it you baka onion.
>>25141156does that make him fireman sam porter bridges?
>>25141066I want to believe she actually read my cringe worthy tweetI sent to that dumb hashtag for her 600k subs milestone
FALLING...DOWN DOWN DOWN
https://youtu.be/e7VK3pne8N4man this song is good
>>25141143I wonder if she'll go to college. I'm assuming she graduated high school this year
holy shit aqua made it back so quick
Stop pretending you're watching the streams you spergs.
>>25141080>Still, hearing that only one person from a household can visit a supermarket at a time, that's really serious stuff.Maybe, but people over here are being flat out retarded. Might just be because I'm a shut in and it doesn't bother me, but most of the people over here can't help themselves and come up with random reasons to leave the quarantine, only to then catch it and spread it around everywhere instead of just staying inside for 3 - 4 weeks. These new restirctions are for the better.
>>25141159Did you just watch a clip of their collab?
>>25141044I hope so as well, living on your own can be stressful for anyone especially someone so young, thankfully she makes enough money to not have to cook>>25141101coco is a bad influence
>>25140996Imposter syndrome is the worst. It must feel especially bad due to her being the youngest and yet regarded as a senpai/senior.
>>25141171They love backseating though, and this is the perfect chance
>void>new outfit with crazy customization options>fucking mario sunshinemy oshi just cant stop winning
>>25140998All of your favorite chuubas are having the time of their life. They've turned some of their hobbies and interests into a career that is successful with your support. Even more, some of them have found their second chance in Hololive after having tried and been unsuccessful before!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't let the sheep take away my Flare! NOOOO!
>>25141196You caught me. I randomly type aqua... or pecor... and hope it lines up with them doing something stupid
>>25141055I pirated it. Beat it in 6 hours, granted I watched a lot from roberu's streams
>>25141196what do you mean
THIS TIME FOR SUUUUUUURE
>>25141175there are old kpop idols that go into their 30s/40s without marrying because they don't want to upset their fans but at that point their fans want them to get married already
>>25141055i bought it during the early july steam sale, but i just haven't gotten around to it yet. i bought GoI at the same time and did a 2h clear my first time and a sub 30 minute clear my 2nd time so i'm pretty confident i can clear this too, how hard can it be?
>>25141116She's gonna be pissed about how difficult it is to buy ingredients but other than that yeah she loved the first round of stay home.She's probably gonna start pumping out more meme song vids now that she can safely stay up all night editing videos.
>>25141196you're right, im only listening to it because im blind
>>25141206holy based i want to watch that
>>25141206Make sure to give her ars akasupas.
>>25141196I admit I've never watched a hololive stream, I just enjoy these threads, imagining what these characters might actually be like
Mario Sunshine in 7 hours my niggers
>>25141206I'm happy for FBK. She even got a lot of her videos back up. My oshi though...
>>25141184I mean... I was alluding to him being Postman Pat so obviously not, he's a postman not a fireman
here it comes, oh no no no
>>25141163It's not even been 3 hours, did you just take a nap?
it really impressed me how marine could keep a whole skit going while she was being surrounded by someone in slitherio
man i looked away for two minutes and she's right back there
>>25141074Pekora probably feels like it would be extremely pointless to keep repeat the same kind of support she gives her IRL, on Twitter which is why she doesn't Tweet on these "obvious" thing like Miko's break announcement.And she's mentioned many times now that she wants to do another set of "PekoMiko Sensou" once she gets back.
Make sure to make it rain akacha when she reaches the top, alright?
bets on aqua making it to the last jump then failing?
This time for sure ;)
Aqua doesnt understand the importance of taking short breaks. she just does it all in one go... stand up and stretch or something yeesh
>>25141208bro, it happens every other week, noel is used to it
>>25141020Coco turns her brain off for games. There was a quote from her in an early WataUta about how gamers who take things seriously will probably never find common ground with gamers like her who just throw themselves at stuff with momentum.
>>25141055$15 for this fucking flash game? Not even GOI is that fucking greedy. Fucking devs.
>>25141227I don't know, He's burning a fire in my pussy right now
>>25141206You forgot the most important. She gave up on the homostars.
>>25141212how can you even understand anyone
>>25141197>Left the house for two hours because they wanted "fresh air">drove for one hour to get takeaway>attempted to cross the border for McdonaldsThe excuses are as hilarious as they are bizarre.
>>25141198Yes, is there more than one clip?
>>25141206inb4 Nintendo kicks off another permission arc
Lucky aqua
>>25141044Wonder if she got scared entering her apt for the first time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukD9b8oXI4g
What the heck was that sound
>>25141230i passed out at around 3pm my time. its roughly 2am now.
AQUA NOOOOO!
oniona...
>>25141218
>>25141240She should stand up and take a ride on my dick every 45min yes
>>25141256her cheeks
>>25141240youtube chat...
aqua makes the best sounds
>>25141194Nip academic year ends in march and starts in april with only something like two weeks in between. Unless they moved things around because of corona, she's either already in college or is still a highschool senior for the rest of the year. It would definitely be good for her, assuming her grades were good enough. Living on her own, and rarečy leaving the house because of her job and corone could drive her insane
Watching Aqua is gonna give me a heart attack.
>>25141256Slapping her chubby cheeks!
>>25141256me
>>25141235>>25141074PekoMiko is the best
>>25141240I think she needs to go to sleep... Go to sleep Aqua, you hear me young lady?
What level is FBK in Ark?
>>25141193AHOY! AHOY! AHOY! AHOY!
>>25141246What's the narrative? Did Kaoru quitting made her fed up and lose faith? Haven't seen a homo interact with her for a while now.
>>25141196Watching Aqua's streams with /hlg/ was a wonderful tradition in the long lost times of a month ago. Her break makes it easy to forget since we go through a generation of people in this thread every week.
>>25140998Kanata never stops talking to her viewers because she finally has someone to talk to.
You know she is faking it, right?
>>25141074He told me to narrativepost, he didn’t tell me to make a truthful statement kek
is apex actually popular in nipland? or is it just homolive?
>>25141196you're the sperg, you sperg
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1289799932816187394>Ayame having fun with RBCNarrativebros, not like this, why is everything going wrong...
s-she's fast
imagine the sounds she would make while having sex
>>25141289yes, fortnite was too hard
>>25141240Aqua please take care of your health, we'll be here when you come back, take a rest ok?
>>25141216Are you good at mentally gauging trajectory without visual aid Sort of like playing bubble shooter without an aim line. If you're good at that then JK will be a smooth experience.
>aqua 20k>peko 17kdamn, nousagis getting run out of town today
>>25141287works on my machine
Aqua... I just want to see you tilt when falling at the last screen before I go to sleep.
>>25141193pekora really can't be a backing vocal in a song, her voice just takes over everyone else
>>25141248if your an EOP you dont need to
AAAAAAAHHHH THATS IT. NO MORE JUMP KING
>>25141297Abbuneeee!
>>25141193Senchou’s voice is so nice that I’d still find her sexy even if I was blind
>>25140996I don't know why she thinks this when she had plenty of viewers watching her old content. She's forcing herself to be different just for the sake of being different. Once in a while she's able to catch lightning in a bottle like with the ecchi art stream and her travel streams but her recent kikaku streams have just been falling flat for me.
>>25141289Some of the most popular Nijisanjis basically play Apex as a full time job.
>>25141297https://files.catbox.moe/f2ct2k.webm
>>25141193It geuninely sounds like an anime OP and I love it. Crossing my fingers hoping that the other holos get similar treatment
>>25141170>Atleast try checking the news once in a while.no, /pol/
>>25141276I still want to believe
>>25141240>>25141266I used to play long sessions without rest and I ended up destroying nerves in my wrist, now I can't play certain games anymore without pain.
>>25141248by just having fun looking at the cute anime girls listening to them laugh and scream
>>25141297TAMAYA
Here's some hot take: chuubas really like to have kaigai nikkis because they like to think they're worldwide until they find out that not all eigo nikkis are Americans or Europeans and spaingos aren't all Spanish
Which one are the real M here, her for playing this game or us for watching her play?
>>25141283Collabing with homostars basically made her enter the ARS arc.
>>25141193is this a cover song or did they actually made a good original song for once
>>25141297Imagine making her drool and getting a big loud slurp while you fuck her...
>>25141240She wants to finish it during the weekend, she'll probably be back for dance lessons during the week and won't be able to do endurance streams.
>>25141291>...aaand sent>Now they can shup up about me for a second and I'll get invited for more easy money collabs in the future
>>25141301Pekora would have 40k if she were at this stage of JK
>Sister-wife saga is overAnemachi couldn't beat the Cocock or the PPD...
>>25140996Imposter syndrome is a bitch. She's easily one of the most high spec girls when you really break it down.
>>25141301>delivery simulator vs falling kingFuck, Peko playing Euro Track would be more entertaining.
hey guys check out my dog
>>25141311>she had plenty of viewers watching her old contentless than the othersshe's kind of right
>>25141327>[original]>is this a cover songsome people that browse this thread really have subhuman iq
>>25141324Imagine how some of them would feel to know the English comment they're reading was actually punched in by a chocoball.
>>25141297Yamete! Tasukete!
>>25141297>https://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4I can't think of anything less sexy than aqua noises
>>25141297She must give the sloppiest blowjobs with how much saliva she produces.
>>25141342thats some good wig styling there
>>25141193Senchou! Senchou! Senchou!
>>25141329I would kiss her passionately when I hear the saliva build up
>>25141297imagine her vomiting on you after a 12 hour endurance session
>>25141217Haachama cooking was starting to get stale anyway. I hope she'll reconsider playing games. Otherwise she'll just spend all that time making more shitty MMDs. 5 hours a day editing just for a 2 minute shitpost video is so terrible const performance wise I don't know why she keeps doing it. They aren't even that popular.
>tfw Subaru filtered meFuck.
>>25141336It's only just beginning, anon...
>Aqua dropped all the way down to the Ice areaBruh.
>>25141325She's getting paid to do it.
>>25141342Pretty good wig for a dude
>>25141348we get it, you watch homostar
>>25141327lmao
>>25141336You can stop forcing this meme now
>>25141335as if she would ever get to this stage
>>25141327>or did they actually made a good original song for onceHey, Watame's song was fucking great you tasteless hack
aqua and pekora keep falling at the same time...
Aqua should relieve her stress first by masturbating live on stream
Aqua is literally shaking...
>>25141345I don't know if japanese people know what 'original' means
>>25139590Probably why they're so cheap
>>25141342>Not even a slight cleavageDisappointing
>>25141193same energy with cirno's math classi know its made by IOSYS, shut up
>>25141248I mute all streams minus the one im actively focusing on
>>25141359Get fucked nerd lol quack quack
>>25141342Me on the left
It finally happened, Pekora drove off a cliff and died
>>25141361it's been like that the entire stream anon
>>25141345Aqua and pekora are streaming
>>25141319What's to believe when it's already a reality?
Congratulations sheep! Would've have included her rival, but PPLeech hasn't managed to leech 350k subs yet.
>>25141361That's not too far. Below the cathedral is too far.
>>25141327it's original in the sense that they contracted a well known group to make the song for them. not an in house production
>>25141243>>25141081>>25141177there's 2 additional towers to clear besides this one which are even more difficult. they beat this tower, but it's not the complete game
>>25141371it was ok, it wasn't good
i cant wait for the kusagi vs menhera knight jump king rivalry arc
>>25141342me in the far back
>>25141193>【作編曲】> ARM (IOSYS)>【作詞】>まろん (IOSYS)This should explain why it's so good.
>>25141193Based IOSYS
>>25141390
>>25141297>YABAI YABAI
>>25141390based
if aqua doesn't finish this game in the next 6 minutes i will be mad
what is IOSYS?
pekora without bgm makes my dick DIAMOND
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289801894215348224
>>25141358Her sub count exploded and the people who are sick of them don't say it where she can see it so she probably considers them a huge success.It's hard to predict when Haachama will get sick of something though so there's every chance she wont go back to the pace she was at last month.
I can't believe Haato just let Coco die like that.
>>25141193I like Marine a lot, but I don't feel this song. Sounds kinda generic tbdesu
>>25141390https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>25141396I think noel would break her computer if she played this game
>Coco: Reddit>Kanata: Reddit>Towa: Discord>Artia: 4chan>Korone: TwitterWho's next?
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289801894215348224?s=19Huh?
towa!https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289801894215348224?s=19
>>25141333is this the new model?
>>25141390Damn, at this rate she'll probably end up passing Miko too.
>>25141407it's a doujin circle that makes touhou musichttps://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/IOSYS
>>25141390>Would've have
>>25141374Imagine...
>>25141409Towa is so desperate to grow lmao
risu will beat doom faster than aqua at this
>>25141409A Towa/Pekora collab would be incredibly awkward which is precisely why I want one.
>>25141407>there are people posting on /jp/ without even knowing IOSYS
What the fuck is all this merch that people are posting?Can you get them online or is it some kind of exclusive convention stuff?I just woke up
>>25141406Roberu failed the final jump 5 or 6 times before winning. I expect a similar number from Aqua.
>>25141415Your mom: Pornhub
>>25141416>>25141418
>>25141415Risu: 4chan
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289801894215348224>Towa actually loves Pekorauuuhhh falseflaggersbros...?
>>25141415have any of the holos interacted with 5ch?
>>25141297[fast panting intensifies]
>>25141407(you)
>>25141324Rushia...
>>25141430There's an unofficial (but fully welcomed) hololive convention going on today and people are selling their doujin goods.
>>25141407shitty touhou music
>>25141425Pekora is reclining hard. Towa should collab with Watame instead.
>>25141409Sio replies with the bloody rabbit ears from Coco's birthday on her head"Not as cute as this! Chu!"
>>25141363she'd literally earn more money doing her short 1-2 hour streams doing other things than this long ass endurance stream.
>>25141422dont feed him please
>>25141415Watame: kiwi farms
>>25141415artia is reddit
>>25141410She egosearches a lot. There are some really harsh criticisms leveled against her on Japanese twitter. She's well aware of that though.
too tired to watch the Apex tournament, I wish the best to al Holopro teamstriumph and glory
>>25141415>Artia: TwitchFixed that for you.
>>25141423Sorry, we sheepbros are inclining so much that I included an additional 'have'. We got words to spare unlike PPT
>>25141429Just a tourist
>>25141396i can only imagine the noel screams when she falls all the way down
>>25141415>Matsuri: Pornhub
>>25141457Sleep tight Mikochi!
>>25141429are there any other songs they make like Pray? its the only IOSYS song i have in my playlist
>I've seen some shit
>>25141449long ass streams earn the most moneywhy do you think they do themyoutube basically pays per minutes watched
>>25141415artia is leddit
>>25141457I'm more invested than I thought I could be.
Aqua, you are fucking up my sleep schedule, become the Jump King already!
>>25141436/hlg/ cant stop getting BTFO
>>25141346>>25141441You know that webm clip of a Korean idol getting a call from Sweden but what she got was two black women? That's how they feel when they find out.
>>25141457sleep well and recover mikoti
>>25141415I loved Towa's 3D so much, but I was a little disappointed she didn't make an English promo message like Watame did. Though maybe it made sense since all Towa's EOPs already knew about her 3D and were super stoked for it vs. the others who maybe have a less cohesive EOP fanbase.
>>25141416>>25141418they thought kenzoku weren't allies with nousagi
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1289802573483053056Risu...
>>25141461Imagine that, a sheep valuing having a word to spare instead of having friends to spare like Kabaya and his harem.
>>25141412real /jp/ right here
>>25141390Comfy sheep will continue sucking the simps dry aswell. They deserve it. Based hitsuji
>>25141467>Her smile and optimism: gone
>>25141416Towa, how could you kneel to your enemy?
STOP PLAYING THIS SHIT GAME, PLAY NINTENDO GAMES NOW BAQUA!!!!
>>25141457When will gonna happen? Not into Apex but I do like competitions
>>25141418>>25141416the towabowl grows
>>25141478>I was a little disappointed she didn't make an English promo message like Watame didShe didCoco posted it on Reddit
>>25141478>but I was a little disappointed she didn't make an English promo message like Watame did.Anonchama?!
>>25141407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pDM6fQUfJs
>>25141436falseflaggers know that nousagis and the family would be too powerfu togetherl for /hlg/ so they purposefully try to keep us divided
>>25141478?
>>25141455>There are some really harsh criticisms leveled against her on Japanese twitter. She's well aware of that though.I mean its good that she care about the content she's putting out, but there's also a point when she should just learn to have fun.
>>25141436Towa might love everyone, but no one loves Towa
Fucking Gabe RUINS EVERYTHING!
>>25141436>Towa actually loves PekoraI unironically can't see how someone can dislike pekora. Everything about her is lovable.
astel apex practicehttps://youtu.be/y9zQGwoCohs
>>25141478She did.
How far is Aqua?
>>25141407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9I21T1LgAw
>>25141487>snorefest AC>fapbait Ring FitNo, thank you.
>>25141436Yeah but Pekora doesn't lmao
This BGM makes me want to believe in Aqua.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zQGwoCohs&feature=youtu.beChibistars having their final pre-tournament practice.
>>25141409this bitch has leeched off of peko and robo in less than five hours
>>25141500>bullied AquaYeah, no, fuck her.
>>25141457How many hours till apex tourney anyway?
>>25141193I've lost track of how many times I've watched it. Her voice and those visuals make a perfect match. Inspires me to want to join her crew!(Also I was trying to mess around with YT multiplier but it wouldn't work. Could not achieve juvenile humor. Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj1muqpEDQI 10 seconds in with the AHOY visuals.)
>>25141455She's aware of and seeks out anti shitposts but she also knows full well that a large amount of it is written by people who simply hate her and don't actually watch her content so she doesn't tend to make content decisions based on it.This is stark contrast to the criticisms she got from her actual fans during her anti festival.She constantly talks about that stream being a turning point for her and how she is taking her career seriously now but god I feel like she's got a few shitty ideas in her head along with all the good ones.Particularly her weird obsession with 1 hour time limits, not streaming unscheduled and not streaming late at night.All 3 are against her nature but she's decided her new stances are correct and is (mostly) sticking to them.
i bet aqua gets super wet from the adrenaline
>>25141502>>25141496>>25141493>>25141492Oh sweet. I'll go find it.
Ice jump fall again
>>25141504the tower with the epic music is the final area. the farthest shes gotten was 3 jumps from the end.
>>25141504Second to last screen, which means about 5 more hours to go
https://twitter.com/mutuu24/status/1089398926996717568A clock is ticking, Koronefags. Tick-tock.
are sheepfans always this obsessed with numbers or it's just yet another falseflagging
How the fuck do you drive this badly
Imagine being tech support then seeing this
>>25141523both
ALMOST THERE
Oh sorry about the scream guys, I just made her cum.
Coco's ______
Choco!
>>25141451I would unironically watch one of our girls commentate on lolcows
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25141498This. Wasn't people posting about TowaxFBK just a few posts ago? It seems someone is getting desperate
>>25141415>artiafuck off with your forced shityour as bad as the chocoballs who am i kidding all the artiafags don't even know what the chocoball thing is
>>25141522So Korone IS THE WHORE OF HOLOLIVE???
>>25141530coconut
I AM JUMP KING
>>25141522More like Tik Tok
>>25141409it's true though. hologra pekora is super cute compared to her 3d and live2d
2 MORE JUMPS
>>25141504one jump away from falling to the beginning
IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHE DID IT
this is the run
The CLENCH
aqua... please finish jump king and then finish me off, I've been edging for so long
>>25141522OH GOD OH FUCKKOROBROS!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>25141522I don't get it. What about her roommate?
>>25141530Bodacious Booty is criminally ignored.
>>25141480based iofi
Rikotan's senchou gives me an intense urge to fill her womb like it's a water balloon.
>>25141498based truthposter
AKUA!
The last jumps...
>>25141539kek
>>25141193声を上げてさあ出航だ我ら宝鐘海賊団
>>25141522>こんな美女を忘れるなんてひどいis this why she always wears that dumb thing? lmao
You just KNOW she is sweating like crazy
>>25141522OHNONONONO EXPLAIN THIS DOGFUCKERS?
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25141522>almost a 2 year old tweetEh, i guess people have been cancelled over less.
SUPACHA RAIN INCOMING
Watching Pekora jump up a mountain with a truckWatching Aqua jump kingI'm ok with this
Falling back down in 10 seconds
TWO MORE JUMPS
>>25141522I can't believe Korone actually talked to a male
Don't fuck this up Baqua.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALMOST THERE
ONE MORE JUMP YOU STUPID ONION
THIS IS IT
she gonna choke isn it?
get ready for the most ear piercing scream
Nothing can go wrong now
>>25141541>hologra pekora is super cute compared to her 3dWhat? They're the same.
>>25141276>>25141319Speaking off these two retards, I stumbled upon their ring fit collab and I didn't realize they did a cover of Onegai Muscle(Very poorly done but still).Pretty cute considering the theme of the stream.
THIS IS FINALLY IT
ogeeyyy rrrrat
>>25141522Isn't this guy Kaoru?
FALL QUEEN!
GANBARE AQUA!!!
She's gonna make it. i believe
>>25141570She was in the OneeShota thing with Maimoto and some twink.
How easy is it to get S-Rank in this game anyway
Oh god, Aqua, please.
>>25141407all you need to know is the shibayan remix of marisa stole the precious thing is better than the original
>>25141537Coconut Watamelon collab when
>>25141560she wears it because she has a saggy cheek muscles that make her look oldimagine being a woman, having to hide yourself because you think you're unattractiveI'm not jealous
>>25141415Subaru on /tv/
>>25141586Yes
>>25141570She did alot during her past life
I AM READY TO KNEEL
>23 viewers and incliningIs this Aqua's comeback? Is she taking back her throne from Pekora/Korone?
Baqua?!
holy fuck
KNEEL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
reminder that this is the block that filter our son like 5 times
OH FUCK SHES DOING IT
Holy shit she did it in 1 try.
HOLY SHIT
>>25141570And was rumored to be actively going after some married man. Hmmm...
ONE MORE JUMP ASDFGHJKL
KINO INCOMING
ONE MORE AQUA!
>>25141554I'm glad you spoilered that totally unexpected statement
>>25141522I don't get it. What's the big deal? Is this guy relevant?
I KNEEEEEEL
THIS IS ITAQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aqua, i kneel
>>25141522>Her roommate talking to a male.Today is slow in /hlg/ huh?
>>25141570Pillow talk yeah
heartbreak and disappointment incoming
She didn't choke.
This last jump is fucked
CMON LET'S GO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I KNEEL!
Shit even my hands are sweaty just watching
AQUA NUMBER 1I KNEEL BEFORE THE QUEEN
Aqua, I believe in you. Do not fuck up
>>25141617Thats kaoru
I am too invested in this stream. My heart can't take it...
here comes the fall baqua
HERE COMES THE CHOKE
AQUA-SAMA I FUCKING KNEEL
BAQUA SAMA I KNEEL
JUMP KINGGGGI KNEEELLLL
CELEBRATORY SEX WITH AQUA AFTER THE STREAM!
AQUAAAAAAAA!
AQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUMP QUEEN AQUA
I KNEEEL
HOLY SHIT SHE FUCKING DID IT
AQUA POWAA
I Present you, our newest Jump Queen!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AQUA POWAAAAAAAAAAH
OH GOD
SHE MADE IT FIRST TRYI FUCKING KNEEL
AQUA POWER
AQUA AQUA AQUA
I KNEEL
Onion!
Y E SES
I KNEEEEEEEEEEEL
BAQUA I KNEEEEL
SHE'S IN
OMG
OH MYGODDWJEDAWDJ
>>25141522Okayu is stress eating as we speak
A P O L O G I Z E
SHE DID IT FIRST TRY HOLY SHIT
THE JUMP QUEEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Incoming superchats. How much will Aqua make?
SHE JUMPED
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
AQUA!
thank you aqua, now I can cum.
ONEFUCKINGSHOTTEDK N E E L
AQUA I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
I KNEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AQUA I KNEEL
ZA TOWA....
SHE DID IT!
That was close.
>>25141635APOLOGIZE
JUMPU KINGU DA
SHE BEAT IT
I'M KNEELING SO HARD
YESSSSS
KNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
I KNEEL, AQUA-SAMA
KNEELING RIGHT NOW
すごい
>1 tryI KNEEL
JUMP QUEEN>JUMP QUEENJUMP QUEEN>JUMP QUEENJUMP QUEEN>JUMP QUEENJUMP QUEEN>JUMP QUEENJUMP QUEEN>JUMP QUEEN
finally I can go to sleep
AQUA POWA
Fap time!
LOOK AT THE SUPACHA GO!
>>25141664>>25141683I KNEEL
>>25141408Reminds me of the time when she was watching Kingdom with her members and I had tons of issues trying to sync it up which meant I had no audio except for her voice, and during that time you could clearly hear her breath.I can tell you that my dick was pure DIAMONDS during that time.
Finally Aqua... I want to cry, holy shit
LOOK AT ALL THAT MONEY
NO FUCKING WAYI KNEEL
she finally became the jump king
>>25141551I love you almost as much as I love that corn fed ass
our onion!
LOOK AT ALL THE SUPACHA
AQUA IM ACTUALLY FUCKING TEARING UP IM SO HAPPY
AQUAMY QUEENI KNEEL
AQUAPOWA
APOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Current status: KNEELING.
I KNEEL BAQUA
I FUCKING KNEEL TO YOU
>>25141581they aren't. i can't articulate, but hologra models have that extra flair to them.
No tilt from the last fall because she 1 tried it...
good work aqua. good work
chat was edging themselves too, so much supacha
THE QUEEN OF HOLOLIVE IS BACK
AQUA IS A GODDESS GAMER
I kneel to no man
>>25141617She's talking to an alpha male! Disgusting!
I FUCKNG KNEEL
MY FUCKING KNEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit that was nerve-wracking.
Onion Knight becomes Onion King
Wtf is this simp king ending Shit game
FIRST TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>25141626>>25141651>>25141703
WE DID IT REDDIT
amazing ending
What was the final time
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK HOLOLIVE LOOKS LIKE
THE FUCKING SUPACHAAAAS
I KNEEL FUCK YOU TOWA
Time for the DLC!
Where is the faggot that said she wasn't going to make it 1st try?APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>25141739go on onion idiot
>>25141658>idiot onion will never present herself like this for youWhy live?
Aqua top holo gamer. We kneel.
>>25141617https://www.openrec.tv/capture/56q5jwykn9m
Did someone just give her 500 fucking dollars?
RISU!
I hope Aqua does the DLC and the rest of the holos try Jump King
I KNEEL MY GODDESS
CELEBRATORY PROJECTILE VOMITING
thats what I call a pro gamer move
hope we get some fanart of her wearing a crown out of this
FIRST TRY JUMP QUEEN HOMOFAGS BTFO ONCE AGAINFIRST TRY JUMP QUEEN HOMOFAGS BTFO ONCE AGAINFIRST TRY JUMP QUEEN HOMOFAGS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
APOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZEAPOLOGIZE
Simps jumping out of the woodwork, well deserved desu
JUMP QUEEN
>>25141749I won't
HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEY
I've never been so proud of someone in my entire life
dropped a supachaI still kneel
THE PROTAGONIST OF HOLOLIVE
>>25141701sugoi dekai...
CELEBRATION WANK ALTOGETHER NOWTHROUGH DICK UNITY
the real jump king was the friends we made along the way
>>25141415Stop saying Artia is 4chan, she LITERALLY spent part of her debut stream talking about how she's a redditor and spoke as if all her viewers were too
She still sounds like she wants to die lmao
>>>>>went out for lunch, came back to see aqua make the last jumpwelp, at least I saw the ending
JUMP QUEEN AMT LETS GOO
>completed on attempt 3haha what a LOSER
>10H 29MI KNEEL
>>25141749>1st trywhat the difference between tries and sessions in this game
10 HOURSONLY 10 HOURSAPOLOGIZE
>10 hoursOH NO NO NO NO NO NO SON?????
10 hours 30 minutes isn't that bad actually. if she wasnt so titled in the first attempt it will have been much faster
TEN HOURS
>>25141757isS H I T
>>25141781SAME KEK
> 1 FUCKING SHOT1 FUCKING SHOT
>>25141658I'm so glad reverse bunnysuit became a meme
>>25141765>10hrsNo.
HOMOS BTFO
Didn't astel beat it in 11 hours?
How is it 10 hours when shes streamed for like 18?
wait how is it only 10 hours? her streams were like total 18 hours long or some shit
10 FUCKING HOURS
I KNEEL MY QUEEN
>The EOPs reveal themselves
>>25141757Worst ID
10 HOURS APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW THATS A GOOD TIME BETTER THAN SOME ACTUAL PRO PLAYERS
>>25141765>homofags btfohttps://youtu.be/2F0H6OBlZGM
>>25141804>attempt 3
I'm pretty sure it was more than 10 hours.
it was more like 18 hours.game is just shit at tracking.
Aqua herself is saying the time is wrong and it is.She restarted her file twice which is why it says attempt 3 even though the time she spent on attempt 1 and 2 is not included in the time displayed.
What's harder, GOI or Jump King?
Looks like she accidentally started new game a couple times, hence why the time is shorter than the time she actually played.
How much fucking money was that?
>10:29Something's wrong...
Does it reset when you hit the bottom?
It was way longer than 10h 30m, even Aqua is confused. Her first stream was 14 hours (split by a 30 minute break), then a 3 hour stream and finally this last stream.
CORRUPTED DATA
>>25141804She had to give up the 18 hour run yesterday since she actually puked red bull
>>25141819still better than H********
>>25141813>ACTUAL PRO PLAYERSjump king has pro players?
>10 hourswasn't it like 19 hours
>>25141799first try on the last stage he probably meant. she one shot the biggest filtering area in the game
>>25141817AQUA SHILLING FOR THE APEX TEAM, APOLOGIZE NOW
>>25141804Earlier attempts not counted. 10hrs is just for 3rd run.
Does it reset every time you fall down to the beginning or something
>>25141822GOI is a babby's game
>>25141824no, she's started the game a total of three times because she's played it in three sessionsthey probably don't count the amount of time in idle
it just proves that she restarted and practiced off stream
12413 jumps, big jumpy queen
>>25141829Isn't it the same run? She left off where she ended
>>25141822jump king, no question, GoI is easy as hell once you turn off the mouse acceleration that's on by default
>already thinking of doing an RTAAqua...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zQGwoCohs Astel is doing last minute practice.
>10 hour and Session 2huh? tracker broke or something?
>>25141799>>25141814Homofags shilling she wasn't going to do on first try. BTFO
One of the few streams I was really invested in. Clapped so hard when she got the second block. Completing the last screen in one shot. God Gamer of Hololive!
>>25141813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZlo6TzL7N4
>>25141522He looks older than I thought
>>25141827she afk'd a lot during the first stream maybe the game accounts for thatthe jump amount isnt out of line with other people with that time
>>25141814You can really see how much risk taker men are compared to women. And Aqua is an outlier.
back to portal 2
>>25141844ew thats a dudeim not gay
>>25141779>>25141535>>25141472>>25141453>t. redditredditers trying to claim the 4chan meme queen
Imagine Kanata doing Jump King
>>25141822Jump King significantly. GOI has a lot of safe spots and pseudo checkpoints. Jump King threatens several area long falls constantly. However, even harder than Jump King is Pogostuck.
>>25141831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_W-3lAljes
smugKira.jpg
>>25141838based devs not counting idle time from being depressed after falling 10 screens down
holy shit, the timeloops are accelerating to incredible speedwe have people asking questions that are literally answered a couple posts above them
>>25141722They really are the same though, you fool, why would the do something sso redundant
>>25141849>TAS
>>25141849>TASnice pro player
Even if the time was wrong she's still probably the only holo girl that can beat this game
>>25141849im talking about pro players from other games
https://imgur.com/a/jE1qgwCdick unity lads
>>25141860Please no, I don't want to see my daughter suffer even more than GOI and Minecraft
I thought cocochama would finish before Aqua, she really is The Protagonist of Hololive.
where's ayame's apex stream?she had it scheduled yesterday, I see everyone else
>>25141853>the jump amount isnt out of line with other people with that timeNo shit, why it would be more.She just started a new game.
>>25141843RTA?
>>25141868>>25141869why is this TAS guy so good at games? he's everywhere
>>25141860She's probably physically incapable of doing it. I genuinely don't even want to see her try.
>>25141858she's a mod and made posts there just like amanekanatach in that picture that chink isn't the queen of anything
You guys mean Artia hasn't go solo yet?
>>25141844Astel solo carry again...
Japanese woman CAN jump
>>25141829she rage quit yesterday though. 1st attempt was the puke attempt no? 2nd one she rage quit. This is the 3rd one no?
>>25141870Look forward to Pekora VS Noel Jump King
>coco and haachama still playing together after 3 hoursmoona...
Jesus fuck Astel stop they're only children
>>25141522Kaoru looks like a professional Tekken player with the mask.
>>25141885I wish she would, so that she would become off-topic.
>>25141874Nice, I'll make use of this.
is she gonna play the other two levels
what did it means by attempt 3? this is not her first time?
>>25141889yes
here's the e-celeb chart, aqua's jumps/fall and time match up pretty well. actually her fall number is really low for 10 hourshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wRbvRwO3Ljr66URIVEWB1CVQsDukYURMvGbEsX6xtsM/edit#gid=1311641853
what is RTA
>>25141891level 19....
>>25141844he sounds pretty stressed out right now, i hope he doesnt put all his energy into this practice and get tired during the tournament
pekora wa kusahttps://files.catbox.moe/z8saed.webm
>Aqua wants to do a RTAbut you havent even done the like 2 DLC maps...
>>25141904Speedrun.
Oh God Aqua. RTA huh?
>>25141897> 2 levelsi thought there's only 1 dlc?
I will now buy jump king
>>2514189166x3 minutes...
>>25141885If only, fuckin twitch niggers
>rtaWhat the fuck Aqua NOOOOOO
>>25141904Japanese term for Speedrun
>>25141899third load of the save
>RTAit will be daijoubu?
>aqua's thinking about the dlcshe's fucking dead
>>25141874got an album for anyone else?
>wants to do RTA>wants to do DLCI love my cute autistic daughter.
>>25141911iirc two free expansions and one dlc
holy shit Aqua's autism
why is aqua like this, I thought she was free from this game
OH GOD NO PLEASE AQUA. DON'T LET THE ADRENDALINE CLOUD UR DECISION MAKING.
>people thought the base game was hardjust you wait for the dlc
>RTAoh no no no no no>The expansionsOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>25141749I kneel.
>>25141909>>25141917>>25141904Real time attack you retards
7 kills...
>>25141922She always seems to get obsessed with these types of games.
Aqua.. I love you so much but please don't play this shit game anymore...
>>25141929just imagine all the superchats. if i were her i would love these games
>>25141921https://imgur.com/a/XCfBvEz dumped this a few weeks back, both albums missing some shit though since i need to organize my folders again
>>25141929It's become like Sekiro. She likes it too much.
>>25141903Her time was around 19 hours, it's not really that good.
>>25141918No thats counted by "session"Attempt = new save.
>>25141874I love that onion booty
>>25141903>her fall number is really low for 10 hoursProbably because she spent a lot of time test jumping in several spots instead of just going for it and falling
>>25141904Time Attack using Realtime instead of an in-game clock.
>>25141929Aqua is autistic as shit.
>>25141878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH1fIqMsZ9M
>>25141908Aqua's autism will have her do 50ish runs of Jump King, get all the secrets, and she'll attempt sub 10-20 minutes on Jump King's main run. Somebody will tell her about the God Gamer challenge and then she'll also do Pogostuck.
so with nintendie back and aqua also hooked on this autism simulator this means zero chance for more TES right?
bros, she's gonna play the even harder towers. i'm not feeling so well
>>25141943thanks, had a feeling it was backwards
>>25141874Time to celebrate
She also said she would RTA Nobeta but never did.
>>25141940>Senchou albumNICE.
DON'T DO IT BAQUA! THE DLCs ARE TOO HARD!
>>25141942the in game timer is the same for everyone
>>25141937>shit gameimagine having taste this bad
I got diabetes trying to become an accurate Okayu cosplayer
>>25141953Good, fuck that boring shit.
>>25141959But not everyone starts a new game instead of pressing continue.
why can't astel be like this during the scrims?
She's doing DLC? god she's so autistic and doesn't want to give up
the more aqua plays the higher the likelihood some of the other holos will attempt it which will be high comedy
>>25141959She reset twice
>>25141953TES probably doesn't really contain anything that entertains her. The game is painfully easy in all aspects and takes a fair while to beat.
>>25141941Sekiro was at least a good game
>>25141953Thank goodness.
>>25141972because hes playing normals against shitters
>>25141929Stockholm syndromeAnd she's become addicted from the dopamine rush she got after beating the game that she spent 20 hours playing
>>25141891This is the longest Haachama has streamed a game in months I really wasn't expecting it.
>>25141929this is why i like her
>>25141953she played it just long enough to get me to reinstall / mod for a new playthrough.
>>25141972When is the tournament starting btw?
>>25141962Imagine having shit taste but thinks he has the better one.
>>25141972Because he's playing against shitters right now
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289808792050208769She likes it
>>251419862 and a half hours
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289808792050208769Towa?!
>>25141957she will once the game complete
>>25141951There was a stream scheduled for each of them yesterday, now there's only Roboco and Matsuri. Ayame had trouble running the game the other day, maybe she doesn't want the stream and live 2d to fuck up her performance
>>25141981>>25141990the only good teams in the tournament are the gorilla and kuzuha's though>>25141986iirc 6pmjst
>DLC>RTAHoly fucking based I can't wait
Towa x Pekora collab whenhttps://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1289801894215348224?s=19
>>25141992>>25141996Thank you
I guess no Aqua L2D update then.
shes fucking dead
>>25141972Competitive Apex is different.
>>25141983I knew she would like portal
>>25141995ah so Ayame's boyfriend will be playing and he hasnt had time to learn to operate the new l2d is what youre saying
>>25141993>>25141991tmt?
>>25142000no need to update perfection
>>25141996Nah, there's TST (who have won more scrims than anyone else), Angry-chan's team and Uge's team as well.
>>25141991God I wish Choco would put me on a leash like that
>>25141874Why do people always draw her with huge tits?her tits doesn't seem that big to me, they are more like this https://files.catbox.moe/xikn8g.jpg
>>25141991>>25141993So Towa was reddit all along...
>>25141998>Implying that pure Pekora would want to collab with a literal slut like Towa
>>25141998>The one who talks first dies IRL>Both live through the stream
>>25141858guess it's fitting that the queen of modern 4chan is a proud redditor
>>25142000she's high on redbull so she forgot to announce it
>>25142010Papa draws her with big tits so it's official.
>aqua's viewer count beating both haachama/coco and watamei kneel...
>>25142010they grow when she's aroused
>>25141998>Pekora interacting with slutsYeah not happening
>>25142003She played the original back in 2018 but when she got up to the first turrets she was so terrified she quit, deleted the archive and never touched it again.But yeah she actually does like these kinds of puzzle solving games.She streamed The Pedestrian for like 4 hours a few months ago and while there were a lot of smallbrain moments in general shes fairly sharp and it was a good time.
>>25142010Gaou papa draws her with big tits
>>25142010Even her Papa draws her with big tits.
>>25142010Gaou papa wills it
Is Aqua going to be able to manager her 24 stream without puking?
>>25142010blame her artist
TWA
Mio...
>>25141995>>25142004She asked on twitter if she should also stream her POV and JOP ayamefags told her that they would like it but if it's going to distract her then she shouldn't do it because they want her to focus and win