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Thanks Jack

>You are all awesome who should gather at a big party.
I want to cry.

Thanks Jack, you're a nice guy.


But needs more KISAMAS and PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO

I wish I had a girl to teach me math.

Of all the variants this is the only one that brings me despair.

There are no words

>My name is Jack
>JACK
> LANCED JACK
I see through your lies, TRIPFAG!

This text makes no sense
You can't be cool and live with your mother
You can't have a pretty girlfriend that know Calculus

I-I don't know how to respond to this.

Jack is mai furendo.

>>2513301
Besto Freundo desu! ^3^

this jack guy seems nice.
welcome to /jp/

OP wets the bed

>>2513321
Is miles the OP?

>>2513259
You're awesome, Jack.
You're different from that guido asshole john.

>>2513289
Hey I've seen some hot math majors

Hola maricas,

Mi nombre es Pedro, y los odio a todos. Todos ustedes son unos gordos, retrasados y sin vida que pasan cada segundo de sus días mirando putas imágenes estúpidas. Ustedes son todo lo malo que hay en este mundo. ¿Honestamente, alguno de ustedes se ha cogido algún coño? Digo, supongo que es divertido reírse de la gente debido a tus propias inseguridades, pero ustedes llevan esto a un nuevo nivel. Esto es peor que masturbarse con fotos de facebook.

No se detengan. Denme su mejor tiro. Soy básicamente perfecto. Fui capitán del equipo de fútbol, e inicié mi propio equipo de básquetbol. ¿Qué otro deporte practican ustedes, aparte de “masturbarse con dibujos de japoneses desnudos”? Aparte obtengo puras A, y tengo una novia que hecha humo (Me acaba de hacer una chupada, la mierda fue PURA ganancia). Todos ustedes son maricas que deberían suicidarse. Gracias por leer.

Foto relacionada: Soy yo y mi puta.

>>2513353
yo quiero taco bell

Hey Faggots,

My name is Cloud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, MAKO-full, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at Tifa's breasts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any materia? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Yuffie.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a mercenary and former member of SOLDIER. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Cait Sith"? I also have a huge sword and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO gil). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>2513382
>Shit was SO gil
got me

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

>>2513382
>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Yuffie
Yuffie is pretty cute, though.

>>2513396
;__;

>>2513396
Don't say "lazy".

>>2513259
I like Jack better than that other guy.

>>2513415
I had a huge crush on Aeris. Yuffie is smalltime.

This meme is pretty hilarious

>>2513421
I don't like your alter ego. Stay as MANkoto.

>>2513430
I don't like it either, it's good to be back.

Man. Wish I'd saved the HK-47 version of this.

Hey Faggots,


My name is Yamato “Matt” Ishida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at a scaled-down version of the Digital World. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever have a Digimon that can kill a Dark Master in one-hit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Aerisdies.


Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in an extremely popular rock band, and my Digimon can Digivolve to Mega. What can your Digimon do, other than “sit around all day in its own Digi-filth”? I’m also an astronaut who was the first person on Mars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO proDigious). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.


Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

idings Fools,

I am called Lezard Valeth, and I despise every one of you over-indulgent, want-wit pawns of fate. You who spend every waking instant of your immoment "lives" basking in your vulgarities. The poisoners of the world are among you. Are you only wont to fulfill your most base of inclinations?

In truth, the brazen pleasures of whoresons like unto yourselves only creates in me the greatest abhorrence.

Think you me assailable by one or all among you? It is forlorn hope you bear. I am the one destined to destroy Odin. I will become God, your God. No base creature among you possesses the power-- the fate-- to obtain what you truly desire. Yet my Lady Valkyrie will be mine forever. Even now my heart dances as I think of her; So divine.

Your existence to the benefit of nothing is soon to end, and from nothing to nothing you shall return. Think on this, lowling.

Now, gaze ye upon your new Gods.

>>2513424
I never liked Aeris much, she forced herself on Cloud a bit too much. And then went and died without notice, bitch took my good equipment with her when I first played it.

I also spent so much time searching for the Holy materia after she died. Ah, the days before widespread Internet access, we take looking stuff up on Gamefaqs for granted now.

First time I played, I got Tifa in the Gold Saucer date, I remember playing it again just to get Yuffie. Now that I think about it, FF7 counts as a dating game if you look at the Gold Saucer date aspect.

>>2513445
MAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

>>2513484
>bitch took my good equipment with her when I first played it.
I'll never forgive her for that. Also, I got Red XII for the date the first time. No regrets.

>>2513484
First time I played, I got Barrett. :<
Well, my friend talked me into picking the wrong options. He'd played it already.

I never really liked Yuffie because of the whole stealing my fucking materia thing. Trust is easy to break and hard to earn, even in vidya gaems. And Tifa was too much of a slut, even then. Aeris is the only good girl in that entire game, unless you count the dolphin girl, whatever her name was, and Barrett's daughter.

>>2513484
Fascinating.

>>2513484
Hi again! Been a while. I thought you wouldn't come back really.
Also Yuffie only grew on me after I beat the game. She gets pretty annoying.

>>2513518
How come you like her and not me, Pygma-chan? I'm the one who wants to go out with you!

>>2513470

Oh wow.

>>2513522
Some girls like other girls.

>>2513527
Are you the Remilia that doesn't like lobster? My behavior towards you depends on the answer you give me.

>>2513507
Tifa wasn't a slut, she was an innocent country girl with big boobs and a childhood promise.

Aeris was a ghetto girl from the slums who wasn't even a virgin, was used to dealing with the scum and perverts you find around and in no way would have been able to make a living selling flowers. (more like selling her flower)

She also was all too eager to dress herself and cloud up like sluts and go fuck Don Cornholio

>>2513527
I'm not like that.
She was nice to me and I never thanked her properly for that. I regret it a little bit.

>>2513507
I didn't ever get that Tifa was supposed to be a love interest until I replayed the game years later. I still have problems looking at her as anything other than a nee-chan.

>>2513506
>Red XII for the date
Wait, what? I didn't even know you could get him.

>First time I played, I got Barrett. :<
Hahaha. So your friend memorized all the options? It's a real bitch to get Barret.

>dolphin girl
DOLPHIN GIRL WAS A CREEPY SLUT.

>>2513518
Hi! I didn't like Yuffie at first either, but she started growing on me.

>>2513522
Stop stalking Pygma-chan, Jones.

>>2513531
No need? If anything, I ended up sounding pretty dumb in that thread.

>>2513532
3/10

Aeris is not a slut, cut that out! Aeris lived with her mother and spent lots of time praying in a church. Tifa, on the other hand, worked as a bartender in the slums wearing a slutty outfit.

And Cloud made a cute girl, anyway.

>>2513547
I'm not Jones. And hands off my Pygma-chan, slut!

>>2513547
>Pygma-chan
Aw, not you too... ;_;

>>2513547
Lol, yeah, he did. That faggot.

Also, I am not stalking Pygma-chan, so yeah.

>>2513556
I've been called Manko and Man-kun before, it could be worse.

>>2513565
TL note: manko means vagina

>>2513572
That's fucking awesome.

>>2513556
Sorry, but it's funny?

>>2513554
She doesn't swing that way, so yeah.

>>2513565
>Manko
I smiled derisively.

>>2513553
Praying in a church to who? The earth? earth goddess = fertility = sex.
Just look at this outfit. Every button undone from the bottom, only stopping at her crotch. Showing off way more cleavage than Tifa.(who doesn't show any.) No bra. The only thing keeping her dress modest is that ugly jacket. She even carries around her own pole to dance on. She also had boyfriends and made sure to mention you reminded her of them.

Tifa waited for Cloud.

>>2513580
Haha, no, it is funny. I forgive you.

>>2513470

Hahaha, what?

This works pretty well.

>>2513605
American ZUN replying to himself.

>>2513597
Hah, you're calling some undone buttons slutty? What's Tifa's miniskirt, then? And I hear Tifa is into fisting.

Big titted, trashy whore.

>>2513470
There better be a direct sequel to that game.

Since this topic kind of got derailed into FF7 stuff, I was wondering: does anyone have a japanese ps1 iso of FF7? I've been looking for one everywhere and I just can't find it.

/jp/ - Copypasta / e-Stalking / FFVII / Random

>>2513623
Tifa miniskirt allows her to kick ass without getting caught on anything. And it's not slutty if you're the one doing the fisting.

Need Ran version

>>2513644
Original or International version?

>>2513644
http://romhustler.net/

Oh man, I can't believe I'm arguing about FF7 girls on /jp/.

>>2513690
I'll use that same excuse for Aeris' dress, then. You can't really refute the big titted slut part, though, can you?

Who cares, why am I even defending her? You're right, she's just Zack's sloppy seconds. I had horrible taste as a kid.

>>2513724
Zack is awesome, who wouldn't date him?

Have you played Crisis Core? Zack is way better as a main character than Cloud, it's not even funny.

>>2513749
I'm not going anywhere near Crisis Core.
But I'm incredibly stubborn.

>>2513724
I, on the other hand, had good taste even as a kid. I'm talking about Relm of course, not the moogle.

>>2513758
It's a good game, I was really surprised.

I never got around to finish it, though. I played it right until the end, then when I realized I was getting to the part where ZACK DIES, I didn't have the heart to keep going anymore. ;_;

Shitty thing about prequels is that you already know the spoilers.

>I'm incredibly stubborn
Pygma-chan is too cute.

>>2513775
What was the point of ruining that beautiful drawing with MOOGLE PUBIC HAIR? What the hell.

>>2513749
Even Cloud wanted to be Zack. ...fuck, am I feeling sad over a game? Poor Zack. The right guy in the wrong place.

>>2513775
lol mog's pubes

>>2513787
>Pygma-chan is too cute.
Isn't she just? Almost makes me wanna stalk her, too.
Almost.

Aeris is DFC that's all that matters.

>>2513801
I think that's just a censorship blot.

>>2513837
Only when you compare her to Tifa. She has average-sized breasts.

>>2513846
The best size on a 3D woman

>>2513846
She's DFC in the concept art.

broseph, what are you doing with my girlfriend??? WTF??? this shit aint funny

I still can't believe the Rin version wasn't posted yet. That one made me clean the monitor first time I saw it.

I don't really care. The art in final fantasy 7 looks too childish for my liking. Teenage looking guys with absurdly spikey hairs wielding even more absurd huge swords. The body proportions also seem to be way out. They look considerably better in Advent Children, but I still liked the character designs in FF8.

>>2513885
It's a goddamn jrpg, of course the heads are too big and the hair is unnaturally spiky.

Hey humans,

My name is Yukari, and I laugh at every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Touhou pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Chen? I mean, I guess it's fun depicting us as dickgirls because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Pixiv.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was guardian of the Gensoky borders, and leader of the Yakumo household. What responsibilities do you have, other than "jack off to fan-made pictures of naked Gensokyo people"? I also have actual love relationships, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just Sexy Beam'ed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my gap.