/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wouldn't know. I don't know any weeaboos.

>>2510409

True, nobody really knows himself....

Pretty deep tripfag.

Doesn't this belong in /a/? Weeaboos are not Japanese, they're (typically) American

I'd buy the whole set. ;_;

Nothing in that comic particularly suggests he wants to be Japanese. If anything, he wants to be a squid.

Real people wouldn't go any further than "excuse me".

I'm probably the most shut-in person left in my class since the utter failures already dropped out.

>>2510418
It's about weeaboos buying /d/-flavored /toy/s of /a/ material. I think special cases like this are /jp/ by default.

But /tg/ would probably like it too.

>>2510418
>belong in /a/

Is it anime or manga?

No it isn't.

If you haven't figured it out yet; no, it does NOT belong on /a/

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS!

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>2510424
But it says anime on the top-left!

>>2510421
That's like saying that guys that buy loli figurines want to be little girls themselves.

My god!

>>2510424
>anime news nina
>rei
>asuka
>anime con

Gee.

this thlead is vely nice.... janai
-Bolat-2006

>>2510429
Ahahaha this post is perfect

>>2510441
thanks. I was saving it for worthless threads like this.

also, sage

Alright serious question from a /d/ regular:

Do these figures actually exist?

>>2510435
>LAWL LETS PUT SUM IRRELVENT ANIME REFERNCES THEN IT WILL BE ABOUT ANIME XD

"Gee" indeed.

>>2510429
Wow, get the fuck out.

Because I would totally buy shit like this.

>>2510452

>>2510456

It is not that weeaboos are pathetic, but that one must be pathetic to become a weeaboo. Naturally, we are interested in niche cultures, because anything else is associated with the successful people who torment us so. It just so happens that Japanese anime and games are tailor-made for their largely repressed population.

>>2510452
Uh yeah, exactly.

I've explained why it's /a/ related, now you explain to me why it's /jp/ related.

>>2510429
>I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior

Ok, that was a critical hit.

>>2510479
Failed attempt at psychology

>>2510485
Critical hit? That reminds me. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

SQUIDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME

Squidgirls also arouse me

>>2510481

It's neither /a/ nor /jp/ related.

But moot decieded that /a/ was strictly about animu and manga, so he dictated that all ronrey ;_; and side topics should be discuseed in /jp/.

He failed miserably.

>>2510500

>katanas

>>2510406

let people be happy... just let weabos alone and mind your bussiness you idiot

>>2510500
You know, no one even tries anymore.

>>2510546
Why exactly do people remove an e and o? Where exactly did this trend start?

>>2510559
Meme degradation is now a trend? I thought that shit just happened over the time.