/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey sukima-san.
You suck.

Yukari sucks.
All hags are garbage.
And this includes Eirin too!

Yukari doesn't give a single fuck whether there's a thread about her on /jp/.

Gap hag titty

>>25048342

>>25048342

Her gloves are.....

post "that" image

Yukarin has 3 threads!!

yukari is just sack of old sacks

>>25050208
This one?

>>25046150
Mommy!

>>25046150
Tell me /jp/
If Yukari kidnaps the suicidal to feed Youkai, how come /jp/ is still populated?

>>25048342
>>25048986
>>25049126
What her bra size?

>>25062449
G

>>25062268
We all secretly love life.
We are all masochists.

>>25062268
Wouldn't /jp/ become yokai or half-yokai upon entrance to gensokyo? I thought that the mentally ill became yokai when crossing through the hakurei barrier. I feel like most of /jp/ is lucid though, meaning they'd be half-yokai upon entrance.

I would allow a Mexican drug cartel to kidnap, torture and execute me and my friends and family and everyone I've ever loved if it meant I got to rest my head on Yukari's boobs after she finished milking my dick dry.

>>25082094
thats easy requirement if you are sociopath

>>25049126
I wanna make her cry.

>>25062268
I was sure she doesn't kidnap the suicidal, but gaps away those that actually pulled through, like spiriting you away before you hit the ground.

>>25082094
But then her tits would have cum all over them.

>>25046150
Uhh, no. Yukari doesn't need praising.

>>25050133
...soft and extremely silky and need to be cuddled for hours.

>>25046150
imagine having seen her womb gap

>>25051585
The most fertile of all youkai

>>25062268
Sounds like you fucked up and missed the free train ride to gensokyo anon, I'm posting from the forest of magic as we speak.

yukari was abandoned by everyone after being a cripple

>>25100795
TENA? Wait a minute...

>>25084472
Built to paizuri horse cocks

>>25100795
Why doesn't she just gap the boundary between "Dis" and "Abled"

>>25109171
because shes disabled

old slut

>>25138317
Stop posting, Sanae. This is the Yukari thread.

>>25164643
Your G cups are no match for P cups!

>>25165042

>>25165163
Yukari is the peak smughu

>>25165163
Christ, what massive sacks of fat.

>>25046150
Full 4koma is really cute

>>25209107
Yukari wasn't thinking in the long term. The ultimate revenge against Eirin would be forcing her to take care of an invalid Yukari for thousands of years.

>>25211201
I don't see a downside to that

>>25231517
I adore that pouty "I'll get you for this..." look. Don't worry, Yukari, you look great!

>>25232342

>>25231517
No matter the outfit, Yukari is lewd as lewd can be

>>25293436

>>25294004
I want to make gappy happy

>>25299349

WIDE

>>25307945
perfect for childbearing

>>25046150
HAG!

>>25293718
No wonder Ran fucks up all the time.

>>25062268
Gensokyo is not real.

>>25062268
/jp/ is full of youkai

>>25364245
This...
The truth can be sad but that's how things are

>>25364245
>>25365580
indeed but same time gensokyo and its residences is religion to some people and i see it as far better alternative than any that we have today irl and so do people here in /jp/.
ultimately gensokyo is as real as you let it be.

>>25364245
filtered by the hakurei barrier

>>25351530
nice

>>25387221
>>25402167
Cute gloves!

>>25046150
I want to worship Yukari's legs she hides under that dress!

Do you like watching me? It's okay.

>>25086690
/jp/meetup at Hakurei Shrine when?

>>25412904
The lewdest of all hus

How does a 17 year old become a great sage anyuway?

>>25046377
based
>>25047964
cringe

>>25418963
Sucked off ZUN

Yukari getting physical!

>>25484417
I want to get very physical with Yukari, if you know what I mean

>>25484417
Is it weird if I can't stop thinking about Yukari effortlessly overpowering me down to the ground after reading that bit in CoLA where she easily stops Rinnosuke's hammer swing?

>>25541747
Kourin hasn't hit the gym in months.

>>25484417
What do you mean by physical?

I want to sensually massage her cute feet.

since Merry's probably not from Japan, is Yukari in fact just a weeb?

>>25587195
Anon, do you really think you could withstand the supernaturally strong stench of her youkai feet? You would perish before getting more than a single stroke into your massage.

>>25589422
She's lived in japan for an order of magnitude longer than the japanese nation state has existed
Back in her day, japan was an agrarian shithole filled with squabbling warlords

>>25587195
I want her to sensually massage my back and sides with her long gloves.

I prefer the younger Yukari, she's 'only' 1200 years old and not as much of an old hag

>>25590921
she’d still be a european qt tho

>>25594417
A purer white than has existed in a millennium

>>25594417
What country, or culture rather, would even be from?

It'd hade to be somewhere in, or at least, near Scandinavia considering her hair and eye colour. Unles she wears contacts and dyes, which isn't impossible all things considered.

>>25594661
Blondes are not exclusive to scandinavia and haven't ever been
Centuries of immigration, war brides and soldier rape babies ensured all euros were just as much mutts as they mock the americans for being

>>25594661
Maribel Hearn is a german sephardi jew

>>25599501
But Anon, Yukari is, at minimum, over a thousand years old - she could've been best buddies with Charlemagne.
It's very unlikely for blonde hair to show up in, say, Iberia or Anatolia during that period, she'd have to have had some form of German or Scandinavian lineage to be blonde in the period she came from.

>>25594661
Since her name's Hearn she could be from anywhere, if you base her off of Lafcadio Hearn
Ireland, Greece, the USA, the UK
all of those places had vikings roaming at one point or another tho
>>25600246
I'm willing to bet Yukari time travelled at some point as Merry. It makes sense since Hearn turns into Yakumo for Lafcadio too

>>25606219
I'm partial to the idea that Merry is her biological daughter
which is more realistic, her breaching time itself, or her getting lonely after centuries alone and the condom breaking, if one was used at all

>>25613617
But how can a 17 yo girl have a daughter older than her?

>>25613723
easy
by the mother not aging
yukari is a cute, youthful and fertile woman and always will be

>>25613723
You're not 17 you lying old hag

>>25613617
Nah, no one would willingly lay with her, and forcing herself on someone would just reinforce to her that she was unable to get it any other way. She's not going to have a kid, it'll just be an eternity of her making pitiful passes at people.

>>25613891
she has superhuman strength and speed
if she wants fun, she can get it, and through gaps, can claim anyone she pleases

>>25613891
She'd have better luck trying to bump uglies with one of the other girls like she was trying to start a fire with her crotch

No man would want a grandma like her

>>25613723
Don't cover your tiddies, granny!

I wonder... would Yukari tamper with the border of consent when she just can't take getting rejected anymore? Actually, that's probably one of the lesser known duties of the Hakurei line, to protect innocent human villagers from the desperate whims of the gap youkai.

You have three seconds to choose one

>>25614272
I accept death and/or dismemberment over choosing

>>25050208
>>25054089
This one?

>>25614272
4 looks very healthy and ready to make babies by the dozen
I want her

>>25614272
I'm fine with all of them

>>25050208
I really liked when she went up in the popularity poll. I want to see her reaching first place at least once

>>25050208
It's customary to eat your age in Setsubun

Chen'll be bringing the rest of the bags over soon

Left or right

>>25046150
I love Yukari! Wonderful sexy lady!

>>25614272
I'd rather go at it alone!

>>25614128
The most dangerous duty of all, extermination is a vacation in comparison

>>25614651
Both at the same time

she has a cute family

>>25627645
which is precisely the reason why that family should be expanded with new members

>>25614651
You absolute madman

>>25614651
Left

I'll take the younger model if I have to

>>25627645
Of course, a high class wife like Yukari always comes with high class concubines

Her dress looks comfy,
maybe i want to wear it

I>>25634111
want the REAL young Yukari

>>25645340
I love Yukari but I can't stand Merry for some reason, it feels like she doesn't belong into the touhouverse

Imagine marrying Yukari. You got a cute fox housekeeper that also takes care of your needs when Yukari is hibernating, her cute cat daughter to keep you company and spending time with you also someone to care and spoil. You also get to spend time in parties with her sexy friends too.

>>25675410
All great things.
The only downside is no healthcare.

>>25645340

>>25658203
WIDE

>>25675410
God, imagine being trapped in this soft jail for all eternity..

>>25614272
3, although it took me a little longer than the alloted time

I want to give Yukari a big fat hug!

>>25676645
Someone's ass and upper thighs!

Breed the 17 year old maiden!

>>25678112
B A R R E N

>>25676645

>>25678334
Fertile teen.

>>25678365
not you, chen.

>>25678899

>>25678365
>>25678112
Lying old hag

>>25679362

>>25678361
Life finds a way.

All hail Glorious Leader, Yukari!

Is Yukarin aware of how erotic her gloves are?

>>25681320
>Yukarin
>erotic
It sounds like you've been a victim of Yukari altering your perception to find her attractive. You should probably report to the Hakurei shrine maiden for purification ASAP. It's fine, she deals with this all the time.

>Youkais bow to Yukari
>In contact with lunarians
>Rumored to possess boundaries manipulation abilities
>Controls Gensokyo with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles and shrines all over Gensokyo
>Direct descendant of Genji
>Bankrolled the first cities on the Moon (Yukaville was the first city)
>Owns basically every danmaku research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be Yukari Babies
>Said to have 200+ spell cards
>Ancient youkai scriptures tell of one youkai who will descend upon Gensokyo and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>She owns yukkuris R&D labs around the world
>You likely have yukkuris inside you right now
>Yukari is in regular communication with Sanae, forwarding the word of Kanako to the Moriya Church
>She learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Youkais and humans alike entrust their gold reserves to Yukari, there's no gold in Hakurei shrine, only Yakumo shrine
>She is 1200 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, she is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big Bang to the end of the universe
>Yukari will guide Gensokyo into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>25681320
Considering she wears her gloves almost all the time, she probably is.

>>25678365
17 is not her age
Its the number of children I'm going to make with her

>>25687507
Touhou, but every character is inexplicably Yukari and nobody acknowledges this

SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKIN BRAT AWAY FROM ME!

>>25675410
Does Yukari gets mad if I get seduced by her friends while she's hibernating?

>>25737055
Only if it's not one of her harem

>>25737055
Only if you leave her out of the threesomes

>>25737055
I would love to spend some quality time with he friends, if you know what I mean

yukari os old

>>25764369
If I call you old how would you feel?

Everytime you call Yukari old or a hag or make any reference to her being a gross grandma with a ahunted vagina - You become more likely to get gapped into an oncoming train

>>25764569
im not old

cunny?

>>25768926
No

>>25768926
Still a hag

>>25765452
Hi yukari

>>25764248
SLutty hags are desperate for cock!

>>25772202
I would gladly keep them company

>>25772202
And I'm desperate for slutty hags

>>25772202
Funny thing that the hags are really popular in the doujinshi world. Except Kanako, she's almost forgotten every time

>>25798333
>Except Kanako, she's almost forgotten every time
She's famous now and is going to be playable, surely that's going to change...
right?

>>25773821
They could have any men, why would they pick you?

>>25768926
a small Yukari is fine too

>>25831182
Disgusting, her underwear doesn't match

Yukari is really cute and doesn't show signs of aging. Why is she bullied so much? Is it envy?

>>25861280
This Yukari looks soft
I want to hug her

>>25831182
Why is her pelvis so huge

>>25883715
Childbirth adaptation