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sage obviously

>>2498243
Shiki: "Screw this three day loop shit, I can take it."

Not happening. There is no way he would be able to reach it

>>2498255
But suddenly he realized:
'fuck, it's too far away, and the planet starts cracking and fire breaks out before it's at knife's reach. If only there were a few tall giants that could elevate me so I could kill it...'

And then, he started going at the Deku forest, and he met a witch...

>>2498272

Riding skill.

HOLY SHEET

8/10, I'd buy it.

...But what would he get each dungeon, a new Nanaya skill? And would the Mystic Eye of Death Perception have Eternal Darkness Hallucination-esque side effects during the gameplay?

>And would the Mystic Eye of Death Perception have Eternal Darkness Hallucination-esque side effects during the gameplay?

You enter a new room. It is full of chairs. Your arms have fallen off.

>>2498374
Well, he'd get physical mini boosts in the form of Masks.
After the first dungeon, he'd get some spider walking, after the second, a huge vertical jump. in the 3d he'd get swimming, and in the final dungeon...dunno.

Also, he'd have instead of a nagic Bar, a EoDP bar,that when depletes, you have to wait for it to be replenished or BUY expensive items(no enemu drop recovery). And the various upgrades through the game would make the bar longer.

When EoDP is activated, if you hit an opponent who is NOT guarding, it's a one hit kill.

In boss battles, you'd have to hit them in succession without being hit, and they'd go down in like 4-5 hits max.

>>2498390
In the last dungeon he gets a one use power: he can kill the concept of "size" for the boss fight.

>>2498404
...Ridiculous.
I LOVE IT.

And for his last fight, he no longer needs the glasses and you are constantly on EoDP mode, and you can even kill Projectiles.

>>2498427
Last fight he gets the Nanaya mask, which acts as a second brain and set of Magic Circuits.

>>2498427
>>2498441
But only if you get all the other masks, many of which (such as the Neko-Arc mask) require him to experience a strange and horrible death.

And it all takes place in a world of reused sprites with different personalities and roles! The nicest guy he meets? Nero Chaos, expert farmer!

>>2498471
This farm is Chaos!

>>2498471
Don't forget the friendly astronomer from the edge of town, Roa.

Also, he can't get the Neko-Arc mask, that's the main antagonist. What other Tsukihime themed mask would destroy shit for lulz? (yeah yeah, get out of /jp/)

>>2498535
KATTO KATTO KATTO Impossible Fanged smile mask, that bleeds from it's orifices.

>>2498542
Fuck yes, the only mask I might possibly want more than Majora's Mask.

what's EoDP?
and what's with the mask?
I only have the VN and melty blood

>>2498703
...Eyes of Dick Perception.

>>2498542
>>2498542
Except wasn't Wallachia's motivation to save humanity by changing probability or something? Can't remember, it's been a long time since I played Melty Blood.

>>2498708
He wanted to create a future DIFFERENT than the eventual destruction he foresaw.
Perhaps he went crazy and decided to destroy the world himself and tell 'The Sixth' to suck it.

>>2498708
What better way to save Humanity from one disaster than to destroy it with another before the first disaster can occur?

>>2498721
He was never really crazy about humanity anyway, it was more about his research.
Mr Eltnam is the crazy scientist of Type Moon.

>>2498703
Eyes of Dept Perception

They allow the user to manipulate the Third Dimension at will.

>>2498703
Eyes of Death Perception.

It gives the user the power to perceive death about .3 seconds before it happens.

It's only used once per lifetime.

>>2498752
Eyes of Debt Perception

They allow the user to manipulate the IRS at will.

>>2498703
Eyes of Deaf Perception.
They allow the user to see when someone's deaf.

Ears of Duck Perception

best hunter ever

Eyes of Deck Perception

The allow the user to see the heart of the cards

>>2498703
Eyes of Dorf Perception.
Makes magma look like a swimming pool.

Eyes of Dunk perception.

You'll never lose at Basketball again.

Eyes of Dent Perception

You can appraise cars 3 times as fast.

Eyes of Dress Perception

Allows you to see through clothes

Eyes of Dirt perception.

Recommended by 29 washing machine manufacturers.
They know.

>>2498703
Eyes of dock perception.

He's able to dock any kind of ship with perfect accuracy as long as it isn't full moon.

Eyes of /d/ perception.

....you really don't want to know

>>2498255
>>2498281
>>2498388
>>2498390
>>2498404
>>2498441
>>2498471
>>2498535
For the love of fuck, somebody make this as an official /jp/ ROM hack.

Eyes of Dell Perception

They allow the user to sell a mediocre computer at three times the normal price to unsuspecting customers.

Eyes of DoDonPachi Perception

See the path through any amount of curtain fire

This Thread.

holy shit you guys

>>2498388
All this talk of masks and chairs reminded me of something:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VBgMZsyqb0&feature=related

Similar text, different image.

Eyes of drizzle and assorted precipitation.

The ability to cause a person to be rained on at some point in their life.

Eyes of Dagger Percepti--OH SHIT MY EYE

>>2498703
Eyes of Derp perception
derp derp

Eyes of desk perception.

They allow the user to remember which drawer they left that check stub in.

Eyes of death perception. Ability to see the grim reaper no matter the current location. The user runs risk of dying every time he uses this ability because death does not like voyeurs, especially when bathing.

Death is also a pale little girl with a skull mask. Would you, /jp/?

>>2499186

I'd be dead so damn fast.

>>2499065
McNinjaKnifeEye.jpg

>>2499083
Sauce?

>>2499186
Clearly a tsundere. I'd use all my love comedy experience and make death itself my bitch.

>>2499210
Voiced by RIE.

>>2499218
I don't get the joke *downs*

>>2499225
the queen tsundere VA. Voiced shana and taiga

>>2499225
Rie Kugimiya, the voice actress behind a quite sizeable number of tsunderes. If the reaper is tsundere, then it's about time Rie is become death, destroyer of worlds.

>>2499250
>>>Rie is become death, destroyer of worlds
I know this is from a Hindu text or something, but I'm sure someone's made a photoshop of it.... please?

>>2498281
>But suddenly he realized:
>'fuck, it's too far away, and the planet starts cracking and fire breaks out before it's at knife's reach. If only there were a few tall giants that could elevate me so I could kill it...'

While most of it was good, this was the best part of the entire thread.

>>2499210
Doesn't have to be.
It could be an attractive, pale young goth woman dressed in casual clothes, with a weird sense of humor and interest in humans, trying to cheer up her weird, monotonic brother at times.

>>2499258
Personally I liked the part about him killing "size" more.

>>2499260
Fuck yeah, rewrite Tsukihime with Death finding Shiki instead of Aoko. Awesome happens, including Aoko route with grown up Shiki meeting her for the first time.

>>2499280
Particularly fitting if said "death" is the Celtic version (Lancer's grandfather or something), as according to some side material the MEoDP are derived from the eyes belonging to said Celtic death god.

>>2499288
Balor? That won't end well. Morrigan is the better choice, especially for the love scenes.

>>2499260
Gee, shouldn't he be listening to green day and staying up all night ?

>>2499315
I was just talking about Nasuverse canon (which, though a clusterfuck, is still canon), not love scenes. But sure, Morrigan.

>>2499318
Nah, he is motherfucking Dream, after all.
He is just bored cause he just went to hell and back, fought encompassing realities and restored his power, and he had nothing to do for a while.

Eyes of Drunk Perception

>>2499326
No. Think about it for a moment.

Destiny. Death. Destruction. Desire. Despair. Delirium.

Darks.

Eyes of Dick Penetration

>>2499341
What's your point?

Eyes of Dentist's Perception

Eyes of Dope Perfection

Marijuana that makes the Pinapple Express look like a candy cigarette.

>>2499186
Soul Music - The Anime

What would the Anju/Kafei quest be in The Legend of Shiki: Wallachia's Mask?

>>2499517

Saber/Gilko.

>>2499517
>>2499517
Reuniting star crossed lovers Sumire and ORT, the latter of whom was turned into a monster by Wallachia's Mask (which took over a local boy named Merem).

>>2499554
>>Sumire and ORT
I know that's not SUPPOSED to make any sense, but it still merits a "what the christ."

Instead of the Oni Mask, it would be Crimson Red Vermillion Mask.

Your fairy would be a tiny, flying Ren, who wouldn't make annoying sounds all the fucking time because Ren is mute.

>>2499561
Instead, whenever she needed to get your attention, she'd bite your fucking face for 1/4 heart damage.

Also, the BROmasks turn you into Arihiko (Darmani) and Sane-SHIKI (Mikau). Why? I have no fucking idea.

>>2499561
Can't remember how you get the Oni mask, but I'm guessing the quest would involve killing Kouma or something? Also instead of the Lost Woods you start in the Nanaya's forest.

Altorouge and Arc inherited the nearby ranch from their dead father Crimson Moon Brunested, known for his highly pretentious name for a rancher. You help Arc kill Ultimate Ones.

>>2499584
The Oni Mask is given to you by Majora to make you "the bad guy" when you go to play "tag."

Tag, consisting of kicking his ass because he's the easiest final boss ever.

>>2499593
Oh it's another translation of Fierce Deity then. Nevermind.

>>2499584
So, Aoko and Touko should have the Romani Ranch, right?

But who should be on the rival ranch?

>>2499593
Well, he's annoying if you don't have the Oni mask (or Fierce Deity mask as they called it) since he goes out of vision often in the first from (plus the other masks that distract you), and the final form guards a lot.
But the second form always gives me the giggles.

>>2499517
Caster/Souichiro of course.

>>2499597
No, Arc and Altorouge would have it. You help the younger fight aliens, and of the Aozakis that's Aoko. Yeah...

>>2499593
Oh the Fierce Deity mask. Nevermind then.

>>2499610
I thought it was Tsukihime only.

>>2499611
Well. who will the rival ranch though?

>>2499610
Nah, then we'd need to make it a FSN version. And Shirou'd be the lamest Link substitute ever. He's way too stupid to believably deal with all the puzzles and quests.

>>2499639
Ortense.

>>2499640
Again, Shirou is dense when it comes to social interactions since he is mindfucked.
It's not like he can't do addition or do a puzzle.

Van Fem would run all the minigame. All of them.

>>2499640
Zelda puzzles are HARD.

>>2499652
I know, but it's funnier to say otherwise.

>>2499658
That's not accurate at all. Some of the puzzles in Majora's Mask were just mean.

Although the dungeons weren't that bad, overall, except for the fucking last one.

>>2499658
Some of the 2ds had some ridiculous sequences and hidden rooms though.

Especially one of the GB color ones, with those fucking magnetic gloves

>>2499668
>>2499669
Most Zelda dungeons aren't evil. Then there's anything with water. Fuck you Zelda water.

Anyway, Magical Ruby Amber would run the shop in the swamp... and you'd have to get her helper Mr. Chen out of the Lost Woods! Yes, I know they're both Kohaku. But if we're combining Tsukihime and Majora's Mask we need a sequence that REALLY fucks with you.

>>2499668
Stone Temple was legitimately hard for me at the time of playing it. The rest were fairly simple, but damned if every single dungeon in that game wasn't awesomely designed.

Is this figure?

This thread went from awesome to AWESOME.

Arihiko for POSTMAN.

>>2499710
He's already Darmani. SHIKI is Micau.

>>2498281
So in other words Shiki can take the moon, but the planet is too much of a pussy and starts exploding before Shiki can reach it?

>>2499714
So, who should be postman?
Ciel?

>>2499714
What, Roa and Nero get to be nice and safe as an astronomer and a farmer but you kill off SHIKI and Arihiko? Fuck you!

>>2499734
It makes sense.

>>2499734
Ciel runs the bar. The postman is... you know what? Nero.

>>2499753
Do all the animals get uniforms too?

>>2499736
You fucking become them, what more do you want?

>>2499682
I was banned for a week

>>2499692
I haven't even started to cause trouble yet, what's wrong with you

>>2499764
I think he's implying that you shouldn't exist to begin with.

TAIKOGAMESH

Taiko, get your Vietnamese ass back to where it belongs.

>>2499761
I know, I know... still kinda sad...

...and speaking sad, WHERES MAH SACCHIN?

>>2499756
Yes.

>>2499769
Sacchin is the moon.

>>2499769
Pirate Leader!

But what about Arc?
Should she be the Great Fairy?
Kinda fitting, you have to gather 17 pieces in each case.

Sacchin should be that one forgotten soldier who gives you the Stone Mask.

>>2499780
THIS THIS THIS, forget what I said.
I stand about Arc being the Great Fairy though.

>>2499780
I guess we will get Dead apostles to fit-in as the bombers.

>>2499780
Instead of the Stone Mask, it's the Unknown Girl Mask, shaped in the face of a girl that you can't quite remember who it is or where you met her.

So, Aoko is the Happy Mask Salesman?

>>2499792
Ancestors or just random vampire children that have formed an elitist gang?

>>2499786
Nyet! We're already killing off SHIKI and Arihiko (granted, for immense BRO during imaginary gameplay), but Sacchin deserves some happiness. Pirate Leader! Also Arc and Altorouge run the ranch. You help protect the cattle from the Ultimate Ones with Arc.

>>2499803
No way. Sacchin is the unknown soldier. It's too perfect to pass up.

And instead of Owl Statues, we'll have Nero's crows.

>>2499808
Not denying that it's perfect, just saying it's cruel.

>>2499799
Nah, Kohaku. So far as we know Aoko's facial expressions aren't creepy or awesome enough to be the Happy Mask Salesmen.

>>2499814
The postal office runs save points? I KNEW IT!

>>2499819
Yes. Kohaku is the Happy Mask Salesman. Perfect.

>>2499848
So Kohaku's the HMS, and her disguises are Twinrova. Yeah, we've gone way past Majora's Mask level of *whatthechrist.jpg*

So, Hisui will be the pirate leader and the pirates will be Mech-Hisuis instead?
Dunno, we just need a role for her and akiha.

So, what about Akiha?
Inb4 silly gets.

>>2500003
No idea, maybe a shopkeeper or something.

>>2500003
Tingle.

Hee hee.

So...
Shiki=Link
Wallachia= Majora
Len=Tatl
Arc/Altorouge=Ranch Girls
Ortense=Rival Ranch Leader
SHIKI=Mikau
Arihiko=Darmani
Ciel=Barwoman
Van Fem=All Minigame people
Kohaku=Happy Mask Salesman
Sacchin=Random Soldier
Nero=Postman and Savepoints
Roa=Astronomer
Hisui/Mecha-Hisui=Pirates
Mr Chen/Magical Girl Amber=Twinrova

We're still missing people. Keep moving /jp/!

>>2500167
Hisui = Guru Guru (The Organ Grinder Man)
Akiha = Pierre (The Scarecrow)

>>2500305
I'd hookshot Akiha's straw bushel.

>>2500305
No.

Too far.

Hisui can be Anju.

>>2500333
You say I go far with Hisui, but you're fine with Akiha being Pierre?

>>2500344
Don't care much for Akiha.

>>2500351
I question your lack of taste.

>>2500357
I question your sexual preferences.

Specifically I believe you to be a Masochist.

>>2500364
Akiha is superdere. I don't know what you're talking about.

>>2500374
Well don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with her or anything.

I just found her uninteresting, to the point that to this day I have yet to go back and finish her route.

>>2500374
Ugh, my heart just melted.

>>2500385
>Well don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with her or anything.

>I just found her uninteresting, to the point that to this day I have yet to go back and finish her route.
If you and I were to touch, we'd both annihilate in a white blaze.

>>2500364
>I question your sexual preferences.

>Specifically I believe you to be a Masochist.
I'd let Akiha hurt me plenty. ;_;

>>2500364
When I first saw Akiha I came so hard blood shot out with enough pressure to punch fist sized holes in my wall, does that count as her hurting me?

http://kharerit.mybrute.com

Archived this thread.

>>2500418
I want Akiha to hurt me ;_;