/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Remimi is my Mistress, dudes.

hahahaha... :(

Remilia relaxing after a long day of work!

Now we all know that Remi needs the 'special underthings' much more than Flan and uses them much more frequently, but if it came to a competition, which one out of Remi and Flan could absolutely DEVASTATE some fresh omutsu better than the other? I suspect Remi. Her loli butt is a force to be reckoned with. My only wish is to be there to change her when the time comes.

>>24547469
Flan wears them cause she thinks they look cute on her, she doesn't actually use them. So the winner in that competition would be clearly Remi.

Imagine the smell of Remi's maid's rotten [REDACTED]!

Utter annihilation of stank-fetishists advised

Ojou-sama doesn't deserve this garbage.
We won't have a good Remi thread ever again.

>>24550275
I really don't think we will, at least not for a good while, I'm so sorry Remi

Diapers

huffing remi feet gives you all the classic symptoms of feetrona virus infection. Terrible lung pain, feet scented breath, the feeling of not being able to breathe good enough coupled with a bad cough, etc. Her feet are best admired from a safe distance (and with a mask)

not to mention the unspeakable ecological disaster that would ensue if she took off her socks near a garden or lake.

>>24550644
Did this river ever recover?

>>24553256
No. It's a swamp now and all the cute flowers around wilted.

>>24546838
Really did make yourself an easy target there, anon.

Remi just wouldn't be Remi without those cute loli ojou-sama messes she always makes in her Pichuuns. She gets so embarrassed!

*jaw drops to the floor
*eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets
*heart beats out of chest
*awooga awooga sound effect
*pulls chain on a train whistle that has appeared next to my head as steam blows out
*slams fist onto table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware
*whistles loudly
*fireworks shoot from the top of my head
*pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth
*wipes comically large bead of sweat from my forehead
*clears throat
*adjusts tie
*combs hair

U-U-Um.. you- you look very l-lovely tonight, Mistress.

>>24550275
Hey now, the Koishi threads managed to recover, so will Remi's.

>>24563015
ironic how this literal bloodsucker has a mosquito coil lit beside her

>>24565047
The Koishi shitposters came here.

>>24546838
pichuuuun

M-M-M-Mistress!!! You shouldn't wear clothes l-like those!!!!

>>24595614
The mistress is going to catch a cold!!! Can the mistress catch a cold?

>>24596709
They say dummies don't catch colds...!

Listening to Gabriel-era Genesis with maid Remi!

>>24604392
The Scarlet estate has gone bankrupt and everyone is trying to find a new job!

Which one do you employ and for what job?

>>24604986
Patchouli, as living dakimakura and occasional literature discussion

>>24604986
Remi, to pat my head and hug me while gently whispering compliments in my ear.

>>24605329
Remilia would never take such a demeaning job

>>24605449
That saddens me.

>>24604986
Koa, for what she does best.

>>24606069
Remilia wouldn't even spit in your direction

>>24606162
Why are you trying to make me depressed, anon?

>>24606366
it's a reality check, anon, also I think it's funny

>>24605449
If the SDM really went bankrupt and the alternative would be to live on the streets, she might reconsider.

>>24606392
she's an extremely powerful vampire, she can take all the money she wants, I sincerely doubt honest money-making is something remilia would ever consider, and beyond all that she could always take a less demeaning job if she needed to

>>24606427
If Remi started taking money from people, Reimu would just kick her ass again and put a stop to it. And what job would there be in Gensokyo that she could possibly do considering she has no useful skills?

>>24606383
>it's a reality check
I never liked reality very much.
>I think it's funny
Cruel.

>>24606711
well technically "reality" doesn't apply either way considering it's a fictional discussion, so I suppose it'd be a canon-check? regardless of the terminology you can't ignore it forever

>>24606497
>If Remi started taking money from people, Reimu would just kick her ass again and put a stop to it
Only if she was taking it from humans. There are plenty of weaker youkai she could lord over. This of course doesn't even get into her power making this situation impossible to begin with.

>>24605067
haha imagine patchy and the mistress sleeping together and then patchy rolls over in her sleep and...splat, there goes the mistress

How would one go about trying to find the mmd model in this video for download? Can someone help?

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37145715

>>24608689
That would be really funny, you made me chuckle with that anecdote

Summertime remi in the sun!

>>24628114
How can I subsribe to the monthly Charisma magazine?

>>24608689
C-can I have her feet (or at least just one of them). I need something to breathe.

>>24628114
Mating pressing the Remi in full view of the others!

>>24629921
Please refrain from pressing your disgusting lolicon body against the mistress' frail, light frame! Her pale skin is sensitive and will rash if your filthy NEET germs get get all over her!

Huffing the Remi's pale smelly feet! Licking between her toes for the 500-year old encrusted toe cheese!

>>24607376
Who would Remi even mug?

remi

>>24604986
I would "employ" remi as my beautiful, petite vampire wife!

The others? Eh, I don't know. Maybe hire Sakuya occasionally since she seems to be a decent maid, depending on what wages she expects.

Look at that foot. I want to bury my face in it.

how can all that fit in such a small tummy????

Why do Remifags always behave like retarded schoolchildren?

>>24678072
It doesn't -- that's why she needs the you-know-what to catch it. Poor Remi never really learned to control her basic bodily functions, it's what makes her so appealing!

What smells worse? The big no-nos remi drops in her pichuuns, or the stench from her smelly unwashed vampire feet?

>>24679010
The current reference list, in order from least to most smelly, is:

Meiling ass (normal)
Patchouli (normal)
Meiling ass (extra sweaty, after intense training session)
Patchouli (when something has perturbed her fat folds)
Remi's wet pichuuns
Patchouli's braps after eating something Koakuma hasn't made quite right
Remi's messy pichuuns (after light leakage)
Meiling's powerful braps after eating spicy Chinese cuisine
Remi's feet (through her shoes and socks)
Sakuya's filthy unwashed snatch (most of the time, specialist smell protection required)
Water after having Remi's feet dipped in it briefly (will have a gloopy, green appearance)
Remi's messy pichuuns (typical load, light smushing of toxic smelly vampire no-nos against her loli butt)
Remi's feet (barefoot, the one that withers flowers and rots lungs, very dangerous)
Sakuya's filthy unwashed snatch (that time of the month, at full flow volume)
Remi's messy pichuuns (full load, extensive smushing of toxic smelly vampire no-nos against her loli butt, possible leakage)
Remi's overloaded pichuuns (after neglect from Sakuya, toxic smelly vampire no-nos now uncontained and smushed everywhere due to protracted uu-ing and crying tantrums, catastrophic leakage, do not approach)

This is a fairly rough ranking that doesn't take the mistress's diet (for her Pichuuns smells) or levels of perspiration (for her feet smells) into account. There will of course be a great deal of variation according to how active Remi has been or what she's been eating (even the most hardened connoisseurs of Remi's used Pichuuns are hesitant to rob the SDM's diaper hamper on curry night, for example).

Flan's feet and Pichuuns smells are still unranked, due to the dangers of collecting data. We also need more detail on the maid's vagina, since its smells are diverse and its condition changes constantly due to interference from the dense pee soaked and period-blood matted jungle of unkempt hair around it.

>>24679094
Please kill yourself. Please?

>>24679094
dude holy shit

>>24679094
Interesting, however the question still remains. Who specifically manufactures Pichuuns?

Ojou-sama's tight, hairless, prepubescent cunny.

>>24679094
I think I need to go pray.

>>24678072
how can all that fit in such a small cunny

>>24679094

>>24710625
cervix penetration

Ojou-sama's soft, comfortable, absorbent diapers.

>>24724477
Stop spamming your literal shit fetish.

>>24679094
Good to know that Meiling caps out at a reasonable point and Koa doesn't even make the list.

>>24725516
Koakuma's kunny is sweet, fresh, and has perfect hygiene.

>>24678072
Obviously the tummy is gonna expand to accommodate all the foodstuffs that re being shoved in there.

>>24727116
that's true but there's a limit to that expansion, are we sure she could handle it all?

>>24726001
Unlike certain other lady parts in the SDM we could mention...

>>24724477
Bet they're not as comfy as LilyPoko

vampire

>>24546838

SDM Taker!

remi

remi

>>24725307
I'm 99% sure these guys are trolls. Stop reacting to them and they will go away.

>>24760013
Charisma!

Remi might act like a cool strong dominatrix vampire, but she gets all blushy and embrarassed and cute with the lovey dovey stuff!

>>24796177
Watching Remi tense up and run away red-faced when I earnestly return her affection!

Well, she's taken her shoes and socks off. Everyone has vacated the area, and the SDM's lawn has slowly started to turn brown. Who will be the first brave Anon to try to solve the incident?

>>24802912
Those feet look clean to me. I want to tickle them...

>>24810990
RIP Anon. Remi's feet are so smelly that birds fall out of the sky for miles around if she takes a walk outside. Someday she may finally wash them, but she just has too much fun bullying mortals with the smells of 500 years of congealed sweating.

>>24796177
Remi chocolate.

>>24802912
Hey, put those smelly bioweapons away. I'm trying to breathe here.

>>24811820
Am used to it. Remi forced me to huff her feet and I got pneumonia from it but her feet slaves must be alive to cough and spread her smell. It only kills the weak.

>>24547396
>tfw ur feet pollute everyones lungs

>>24811820
I don't know, they look pristine to me.

>>24570113
They go everywhere when they don’t have a thread

>>24679094
When did /d/ stop containing its literal shit

>>24815905
Remi feet are clean but still cause lung infections in m*rtals. Sakuya is used to it.

>>24815962
you giving them attention isn't going to help the issue

Remi's smelly feet will always be objects of great fascination (and fear).

>>24813184
>feet slaves
How do I become one? Where do I sign?

>>24819043
Just go near her when shes barefoot and take a nice deep breath. The smelly feet spores will grow in ur lungs and restrict breathing. With each feet-scented breath you take you're reminded you belong to her.

Remi's cute, pristine feet! They're completely clean and washed daily by Sakuya. They smell vaguely of roses and have blessed properties! Wherever Remi steps results in rapid vegetation growth. In fact, the majority of Gensokyo's agricultural output comes from land that Remi has personally walked on! It's said that every year the village holds a festival in honor of Remi's cute, gorgeous, clean, and blessed feet!

>>24821251
This is what they appear to smell like once you ascend to a high enough level of foot slavery.

>>24604986
All of them as my harem, of course

>>24819043
>>24819072
Of course, the smell of Remi's feet is more addictive than heroin. If you survive your first inhalation, then your lungs are permanently ravaged by her smelly feet spores, forever limiting the beneficial effects of normal air on your body. You'll be forced to return to your Mistress again and again to re-fill your lungs with her foot smell, which of course corrupts them further, until eventually air will no longer sustain you and all you'll be able to breathe to survive is the unholy miasma of the Mistress's smelly feet.

test

>>24821251
But i gave remi some cute roses earlier and they all wilted and turned smelly.

>>24825740
It stings with each labored breath you take but you have no choice but to sniff. Her smell is inside you forever.

Remi killing my eyes!

This is it /jp/. I've made my decision, and I've decided that everything in my life has been leading me to this moment. I've taken care of everything I need to and put my affairs in order. Living as one of the Mistress's feet slaves is the only thing that can bring me meaning. I'm going in. I hope my lungs can take it. Wish me luck.

>>24828644
feet induced pneumonia. Awful.

Why do you all get off on being so fucking disgusting. I literally can't browse these threads because of you subhumans.

>>24830980
kys ddlctard

>>24830980
They are shitposting. They are doing it to piss you off. Hide their posts and they will eventually go away.

>>24834823
>Hide their posts and they will eventually go away.
it's too late. Everyone knows remi's feet scent caused the virus and shortness of breath. Just inhaling one particle of the stink is going to give you pneumonia. Makes sense because she's a bat.

>>24802912
>>24810990
>>24813184
>>24816519
>>24819043
>>24819072
>>24825740
>>24827417
>>24828644
>>24828661
>>24834865

>>24834962
snifffffffffff

ahhh~

breathe those fumes

This thread made Ojou-Sama cry in despair. Please apologize & treat her with modesty & respect.

>>24836781
*puts on mask* remi's cute feet don't bother me and i'd gladly rub them.

>>24836807
Take that off, how disrespectful. I'm pretty certain that Remimi is clean & I'm confident in saying that only because Sakuya bathes her every day.

>>24836910
But I don't want my lungs polluted forever. Besides remi's lawn is wilting.

>>24836914
All this lies & slander towards Ojou-Sama is making her sad. I hope you anons consider the repercussion of your actions.

>>24836807
Ordinary masks are of limited use against the power of Remi's feet stench. Some anons prefer wearing a pair of Remi's used Pichuuns as a face mask to filter all air that they breathe through matter that has been inside the Mistress (also a popular choice in public places since the pandemic). They find the displacement of one smell with another (which they prefer) more effective, and the method can be customised according to the level of Remi's "usage" of the "mask."

>>24837174
sorry remi but as soon as you took off your flats all the m*rtals starting coughing and grabbing their throats while writhing on the ground.

>>24632409

remilia does not know how to play chess!

>>24866875
sssh, don't spread that kind of information, Remilia doesn't want people to think she isn't smart

>>24866875
Teaching Remi the Sicilian defence and finding her reading up on chess moves the very next day!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

The mistress looks a bit different today... is she fine?

>>24877306
Kogasa surprised the mistress when she was walking in the garden! Fortunately Remi was wearing her you-know-what and the mess was safely contained.

>>24877306
Of course!

does anyone thinks that Remi is the best boss from the first gen touhou games?

opinion btw

>>24550644
>>24553448
Why are you impersonating me?

>>24878337
Fandom of Remi's feet smell spreads almost as virulently as her feet smell itself.

>>24877638
Wouldn't PC-98 be the real first gen touhou games?

>>24878337
you're doing it to me

>>24877306
Oh no! What if Sakuya mistook Kogasa for the real Ojou-sama!?

>>24892769
She'd soon notice that the mistress was suddenly slightly taller and had completely normal foot hygiene and perfect bladder and bowel control, and would immediately realise that something was very wrong.

>>24877638
The best stage 6 boss yes
Eirin is nearly as good.

Remi-chan is funny funny funny

symbiote suit remi from spiderman 3

>>24892816
>perfect bladder and bowel control
Are we sure about that?

>>24902576
Oh my! I wonder if those are LilyPoko, Fairies, Loopy, Pichuuns, Cucumbers, or something totally else. Anyway, it's still difficult to imagine anyone with less control than Remimi.

>>24895175
pretty funny vampire, gotta say

>>24902628
Could it possibly be Banki?

>>24903026
Wow, rare brand.

>>24903072
It's a lucrative market. Not even Makai is safe from it!

This off topic tangent is disrespectful to Ojou-sama. Only the Mistress's diapers should be discussed in her threads.

>>24904152
Does anyone outside SDM wear Pichuuns?

>>24904947
Many male human villagers have taken to wearing Remi's used Pichuuns as face masks. This has become particularly popular during the pandemic. Sakuya used to sell them at the human village market herself, but to save her time and to avoid having to deal with the customer base, she now regularly supplies a stall owner with Remi's latest offerings.

He grades them according to their smells and textures, so that his customers can find one that they like according to their tastes, and sells them along with face harnesses that allow them to worn. The straps are adjustable in order to ensure that the "maximal usage zone" of each unqiue diaper is held securely in place over the nose and mouth, filtering the maximum amount of air possible through the soiled fabric and minimizing the leakage of useless noncontaminated air from around the sides. His customers are adamant that every breath they take must be optimally saturated with particles that have been inside of Ojou-sama's perfect body.

It's not uncommon to see dozens of men in the human village going about their daily business with the Mistress's used Pichuuns fixed over their faces. There have been growing concerns about the addictiveness of her waste -- much like the concerns that arose about the addictiveness of her foot smell, which have been since shown to be entirely warranted. There are fears the Mistress will eventually be able to amass a sizeable population of mortal slaves, all hopelessly addicted to her used diapers, and prepared to resort to any means to secure their continued supply.

>>24913449
How do they tell the difference between Remi's Pichuuns and Youmu's? Specifically the lightly-used ones?

>>24914708
Youmu's carry the constant smell of the netherworld and her phantom half, and are rarer since Youmu isn't completely incontinent, just kind of a dork. I wouldn't know about Rumia's though. Sometimes grieving relatives of the recently disappeared try to get their hands on Rumia's Pichuuns in hopes of reuniting themselves with parts of their former loved ones.

>>24914973
I see, are we sure Rumia wears Pichuuns and not LilyPoko, however? Wouldn't Pichuuns be too big for her?

>>24915359
As an honorary fairy, she probably wears pic related.

>>24916828
Understandable, do we have any information on Remi's latest product, Moony?

The great /jp/--/d/ barrier was weakened!
/jp/sies do their best and believe you can solve this mystery!

>>24921366
The mystery of Remi's bedwetting problem will be resolved! Or perhaps Reimu will falter and become a victim of it too!

>>24921366
There is one way to fix this, but you aren't going to like it. We could have /pol/ invade this board and drive out all of the /d/eviants, but there will be unintended consequences.

Patting Remimi's soft, padded, pichuun-covered butt!

>>24940648
Trying to potty train Remimi but giving up after seeing no progress for a week!

>>24940937
Sakuya once tried to potty train Remi for years, but having to deal with accident after accident, she's long since accepted that the Pichuuns are the only option for her.

>>24979112
Maybe it's for the better, she looks cuter in them anyways.

God I want to rape the Mistress's navel with my tongue and manhandle her pale belly to my heart's content!
Leave her tummy reddened, covered in hickeys and bite marks!

I want Remilia to be my wife and have a loving, wholesome true love relationship filled with love and cuddles and consensual happy sex.I want to hold her tight, kiss her goodnight and sleep together, to wake up the next morning seeing her beautiful face smiling and kiss her goodmorning. I'd fulfill her every wish and spoil her rotten.

I want to succeed where Sakuya failed, and potty train Remi so she stops leaving all those embarrassing puddles and messes all over the SDM. Wish me luck!

>>25002283
Sounds like an arduous process, do you have anything planned? Like a daily schedule?

>>24913449
>ensure that the "maximal usage zone" of each unqiue diaper is held securely in place over the nose and mouth
Finally! I was waiting for this problem to be addressed!

I believe we refer to these kinds of small petite bodies as "cocksleeves", yes?

>>25022681
I, for one, would love to wear a Remi around my cock while I'm going shopping!

>>25022681
She's more than just a cocksleeve anon

la remilia italiana

>>25032751
remilia is an italian name

Ahh, I want to change the mistress when she's all embarrassed and messy! Sakuya needs to give me a turn!

>>25032768
"Emilia" is an Italian name. ZUN added an R at the beginning

>>25002283
>>25002470
A potty chart would be a good place to start!

I'd fuck her so hard and so frequently that her pussy insides and throat will take the shape of my cock.

>>25042644
But Remi will suffocate if her throat shrinks to that size...!

>>24982387
Where can I find the rest of this? I tried reverse image searching it, but I can't find anything.

>>25061766
https://ec.toranoana.jp/tora_r/ec/item/040030270295/
It hasn't been scanned as far as I'm aware

>>25064076
Will some kind anon scan this? We all need more diapered remi.

>>25064180
Agreed.

>>25067372
Wow, Patchouli and Mokou too! Can anyone in Gensokyo control their bodily functions?

>>25067734
Those with the responsibility of changing someone are potty trained.

Incest is very fucking hot.

Remipai.

Anyone know where I can find a knock off remi fumo? I'm too poor to afford a real one.

Why have Remi threads become so fucking garbage

Remi threads never fail to make me smile, especially the pichuuns talk

i still want to see Remi in LilyPoko, I bet she's 10x cuter. Even better if Lily herself delivers and applies the LilyPoko. Imagine Remi's reaction!

>>25092139
Ahh~ I want to bounce Remi on my knee while she soaks her LilyPoko!

>>25092139
Only 900 yen for a pair of used LilyPoko? Filled with Lily's own pee even? What a steal!

Could the mistress suck your blood by giving you a blowjob?

I want to give the mistress plenty of head pats every day!

I love Remilia!

The scarlet sisters are super hot in a playboy bunny suit!!

>>24604986
This implies they're indebted to a bank of some sort. What kind of bank is able to intimidate this?

>>24644707
A perfect idea!

>>25165923
you should, she deserves each and every one

>>24866875
That's because she likes playing Go instead.

>>25001515
The only correct response.

レミリア… are you 萌え系？

If you people really wanna troll with diaper fetish pics then go all the way, damn.

If you think about it, Remi's a total chuuni narcissist, isn't she? And god, that naming sense. She even named her mansion after herself. I mean who does that? A person who'd seriously come up with "Spear the Gungnir", I reckon.

>>25182513
she is and that's why I love her, plus she has enough power to back up her narcissism so it's not entirely unearned

>>25182169
Waternoodle's omutsu are too weird for my liking.

Remi is sleeping ...

>>25182513
Remi is what happens when a chuuni actually has special powers.

>>25198039
I don't like how perfectly that explains her character, but yes you're 100% right

Remilia being kidnapped and soon to be gangraped by 10 different men!

>>25201340
But it looks like it's already underway!

>>25193602
Me checking to see whether she needs a change mid-sleep!

>>25201376
the 10 men are taking turns anon

>>25201340
Remi is for consensual love making only!

>>25201382
How polite! They truly know how to treat a lady!

>>25203493
I am going to fill Remilia with my blood - and my semen!!!

h'okay

>>25256331
that flower should be wilted from her feet smell

>>25256331
Remi is so lovely, I just wanna hug and pet and kiss her!

>>25256673
Good thing she has the boots on. God knows what would happen if that smell was released for all to inhale.

>>25256681
my chest feels weird now

remilia turned me into a pedophile

Remilia turned me into a diaper thief

Overwhelming cuteness is such a sinful thing

>>25257599
Cute little fangs for cute little neck sucking.

>>25257571
How could you? True admirers of the Mistress should purchase her used diapers through official SDM partners at the human village market, or directly from Sakuya.

>>25223021
In that order? What if she gets hungry afterwards?

>>25258545
It's too expensive for me, I have no choice.

WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING FEET AND DIAPER SHITPOSTING THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING SINCE WHO KNOWS WHEN? WHO SENT THESE "PEOPLE" TO THESE THREADS?

>>25258658
It is important to make everyone aware of Ojou-sama's little problem, lest they want to be caught off guard.

>>25258658
They used to be in the koishi threads. They're your problem nkw.

>>25258658
Just ignore degenerates and look at cute Semi pictures. They'll get bored and go away eventually.

>>25259193
Damn it. Is there some magic to making them leave or was it just "Ignore them"?

>>25259929
But pampered Remi pictures are cute!

>>25258626
If cost is a problem, then a lot of sellers grade Remi's used Pichuuns according to their messiness. True, the less expensive ones will lack the full pungency that the Mistress's body is capable of, but they're still genuine products of Ojou-sama.

>>25258658
Remilia is a fucking child! She shits her pants! REMILIA SHITS HER PANTS!

>>25265237
She even sits on a high-chair, a literal baby!

>>25265237
No, Remi doesn't wear pants. The mistress only wears the cutest, softest, most absorbent diapers that Sakuya can lovingly provide her with. She's always soft and snug.

>>25265575
I wonder if they make any audible crinkling sounds whenever she walks

>>25267018
Whenever she hosts one of her lavish dinners, all the guests have to pretend not to notice!

Little sweet Remilia Scarlet being bred by her human husband.

>>25267209
I wonder if any of the guests ever asked Sakuya or Remi about those strange noises. And why she needs to excuse herself so often!

>>25259929
Ignoring them is part of it, but if you can convince them to go to another 2hu's thread then they will leave faster.

>>25178656
Pretty much any bank really, if Remi ever got uppity Reimoo would just come in and kick Remi's shit in.

>>25270345
That would be terrible. Remimi should just take one for the team.

>>25201340
interesting pose

>>25265523
She even wears a bib!

>>25258658
Diapers are OG /jp/ culture. This is just it's triumphant return.

>>25304576
Shut it with your delusions, tumblr trash.

>>25304804
>he doesn't remember staydryposting

>>25304804
Diaperposting has been around for longer than most people browsing the jay nowadays. He's not entirely wrong.

>>24546838
no

To help reduce the retransmission rate during the pandemic, please remember to wear a face covering in public places. I for one will always use one of Ojou-sama's freshly soiled Pichuuns to firmly cover my airways.

Why doesn't Patchy just give Remi a book on potty training?

>>25326282
Remi gets too embarrassed! Besides, while she understands the theory, her childish loli bladder and sphincter just don't give her the control she needs in order to not leave little puddles and messes everywhere.

>>25326405
Can't she just visit Eirin and have her make a drug or something for her little problem? I'm sure she's seen worse!

I want to bully the Mistress

>>25362428
she'll bully you

>>25362428
Sneak up behind her and scare her, causing her to fill her Pichuuns!

>>25362649
And then changing her without her permission!

>>25178656

>>24604986
Nothing, because none of them have employable skills

>>25383933
I want to donate a box of LilyPoko to a homeless Remi.

>>25383933
Not true! So long as the Mistress and her sister still have a cunny, there are still employment opportunities that await them at any /jp/sie's residence!

>>25387368
>cunny
That's a funny way to spell pattable head.

>>25385901
That's so cruel! LilyPoko aren't even designed for the kind of heavy duty messes Remi's loli ass produces - she'll be leaking everywhere she goes!

>>25394733
I want to thrust my cock deep into the Mistress' pattable head!

>>25404179
Sounds more like a problem of not checking Ojou-sama often enough, rather than LilyPoko's low leak capacity. Of course they're going to Leak if you check Remi every 4 hours. But shouldn't be a problem if you inspect her rear every, say, 20-30 minutes.

>>25383933
one of them is literally a maid, you retard

Oh no! If Remi is homeless and Sakuya tries to find a home for her near the human village, she'll have to explain to Remi why her soiled Pichuuns are on sale every day at the human village market and half the village's men are walking around with them strapped to their faces as masks. Sakuya was supposed to be keeping the fact that Remi even needed them a secret!

Remi's bodily waste disposal problem always brings a smile on my face!

I NEED to worship her slender loli body

>>25431050
Especially her cute diaper-padded butt! I want to playfully spank it to enjoy its softness and embarrass Ojou-sama!

>>25430737
The Mistress's following all have a great fascination with her diapers, not to mention the things she does in them! Remi still thinks her "problem" is a secret known only to her, Flan, and Sakuya though.

>>24815962
is /d/ a pichuun?

>>25423590
Remi should be more concerned about where she'll be getting her new diapers from. Maybe Eientei can supply her with some medical diapers!

>>25435573
But Eientei and the SDM are fierce rivals in the diaper wars -- Eien-Drug make LilyPoko and Loopy.

>>25435780
Remi has no chance in beating Eien-drug. And considering she's now homeless, it is quite clear she lost. It's either having to deal with a smug Eirin or deal with whoever produces Cucumbers.

>>24802157
Harshly denying her affection! Breaking the vampire's heart! Making her cry!

>>25437081
I hate to admit it, but you're worse then the diaper fags.

>>25445105
Go cry about it to Suckuya, Remi

I'm going to research real vampire weaknesses and finally rid the world of this monster

Bullying the Remi! Making her cry until she's incontinent!

Stupid vampire! An embarrassment to her family line! She's the reason why Flan doesn't want to leave the basement! Seeing Remi just makes her sad!

the original for-bully 2hu

>>25476459
The Mistress is cutest when she's distressed or crying.

>>25476459
>natto down the shirt
but why anon?

>>25476459
Yooooo this Vamp eatin' beans!

>>25477399
Because it makes her extremely uncomfortable, bringing her well halfway to crying with a single strike!

Bullying Remi is /jp/ heritage.

Remi was feeling embarrassed about having to wear pullups, so she kidnapped a human to use as her personal full-time piss toilet! Now she can go whenever she feels the urge--she just has to press her slit to her urinal and they'll gulp it down for her! Goodbye diapers, hello bloomers!

>>25560257
Remi never wore pullups in the first place, their leak capacity is too low!
Begone, heathen.

you "people" disgust me

>>25514909
I'd rather bully Flan

>>25570199
Flan is already a lonely shut-in, she wouldn't give as good a reaction as her haugthy older sister!

>>25277956
Then why did she conquer half the world in my civ game?

>>25570111
why?

>>25573803
By bullying Flan, I bully Remilla as well simaltenously.

It's like a two-fer.

>>25618062
Because civ's AI is braindead, the way difficulty works is by giving bonuses to the CPU not improving their actual AI, of course even Remimi would be able to dunk on that. Remimi is clumsy but she's not THAT clumsy

>>25624542
Oh no! Remimi lost in a drunken game of strip-civ and now she's been reduced to this state! How will you protect her dignity, anon?

>>25625934
Take pictures of her like that and then showing them to everyone so she cries from embarassment!

>>25625934
I don't think that's how strip-games are played. You do know the clothes aren't removed with a lash, right?

>>25626858
It's a danmaku version of strip-civ where anyone who loses a city needs to evade every other player's clothes-destroying danmaku for 5 seconds, and Reimu, being particularly drunk, decided to bully Remi by attacking her early, peacing out and returning her city, only to reinvade it again after a few turns!

>>25625934
I'll cover her navel with my mouth so no one can see it!

500 years without a wash is indeed a long time

>>25627658
500 seconds without a change is a long time for Remi.

>>25476459
what's the deal with 2hu and food down shirts

>>25656588
Does Marisa even clean anything?

With the Mistress so completely degraded throughout this thread, I don't think I can look at her the same way again...

>>25654970
I want Remi to stab my heart with her pointy ears!

>>25656938

>>25657339
This thread makes me very sad.

Looks like Remi's thread is full (much like her pichuuns). Time for a change!

>>25657339
Nobody obeys Remi...
Not even her own bladder!