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How come nobody has made a spoof about Suwako swallowing Nazrin whole?

>> No.2432938

Because Nazrin's too busy being the butt of Orin and Chen's shenanigans.

>> No.2432948

Suwako's maidenly pure digestive system belongs only to Cirno.

>> No.2432949

>>2432931
>weres da vore atz??
/fchan/ is that way ->

>> No.2432959

vore/guro is /d/ I think.

>> No.2432962

>>2432948

And hundreds of gallons of semen over the many years she's been alive.

Canon non-virgin, and I doubt it was just one time.

>> No.2432981

>>2432962

>And hundreds of gallons of semen.....

Wat?

Does she suck off horses for a hobby or something? What the shit is this? Hundreds of gallons is a mind-blowingly large amount.

>> No.2432983

>>2432962
OBJECTION - She's a frog, and as such penetration doesn't have to occur for offspring to form!

>> No.2432992

>>2432981

>Hundreds of gallons is a mind-blowingly large amount.

And thousands of years is a mind-blowingly long time.

>> No.2432994

>>2432931
Do..... you mean Kanako?

>> No.2433024
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2433024

She's not allowed because Nazrin has powerful friends.

>> No.2433044

>>2433024
Ichirin is weird, I thought the third stage boss was supposed to be the most popular.

Instead of the least.

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>>2433044
ZUN screwed the pooch. I've been waiting for a nun Touhou for years, and we finally get one. However, the way she was designed, most people think she looks like a gypsy, and it's next to impossible to break fanon ideas once they take hold.

>> No.2433072

>I thought the third stage boss was supposed to be the most popular.
>China
>Alice
>Keine
>Nitori
>Yuugi

>> No.2433080

>>2433072
Out of the first three in the demo, you dumb shit.

>> No.2433082

>>2433044

Do not want men in my lesbian paradise.

>> No.2433092

>>2433066

>ZUN screwed the pooch.

I see what Aya did there.

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2433094

UFO thread?

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>>2433044

She's okay, but god damn, her competition is ridiculous.

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>>2433044
Unzan is more popular than her. I think so anyway.

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>>2433101

I only really like Nazrin as a character with Orin and Chen. But her theme easily ties with Yamame as the best Stage 1 boss.

Tatara is amazing in every aspect, though.

>> No.2433160

>>2432948
Suwako is a confirmed ancestress.

You know what that means?

She's not a maiden.

>> No.2433162

>>2433157

Boatlights Yuka with a lot of tongue action.

There, I just ruined her for you.

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>>2433162

>Yuka
>tongue action
>ruined

>> No.2433165

>>2433160
And Sanae is not a slut because it's not canon.

>> No.2433166

>>2433044
It's not that she's unpopular (I think?), it's just that Nazrin and Kogasa are so awesome they outshine her. Or something like that, I remember it was said in SZS once.
Personally, I find Ichirin to be quite adorable (and she's probably going to get a popularity boost once the full version comes out - isn't she supposed to be the little sister of someone powerful? Stage 6 boss maybe?)

>> No.2433175

>>2433166
She says sister in a sort of yakuza respect way.

Which is weird since she looks like a nun, but whatever.

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2433182

>>2433166
I only like her because of UNZANFIST. Otherwise, meh.

My 7th waifu, on the other hand...

>> No.2433186

>>2433182
Loser. BROFIST LMAO XD

>> No.2433225

>>2433101
>>2433145
>>2433157
>>2433182
The umbrella is the boss, the girl is just a puppet

>> No.2433236

>>2433225
The girl is the umbrellas ghost.

>> No.2433246

>>2433175

Mother Superiors of convents are terror personified.

>> No.2433288

>>2433182

小傘ちゃん~ (´Д`;)ハアハア

>> No.2433350

>>2433225
>>2433236

They're the same thing as far as I know. One being. This is ZUN logic, though, so take it with a grain of salt.

And I don't know about you, but I would prefer the girl to the umbrella, largely because it creeps me the fuck out.

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