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What did Kaguya say when she got a birthday gift?

Wow that gift sure is NEET!

>> No.2430721

I don't think NEET really applies to ladies of leisure that can live off their holdings.

>> No.2430720

Where's Ultros when you need him

>> No.2430725

>>2430712
What did the 4chan user do when he read your pun?

facepalm.jpg

>> No.2430729

Yuyuko was staying at a hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.

>> No.2430734
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2430734

Where does Yuka go for vacation?

Yuka-tan Peninsula

>> No.2430740

In 2006 a chinese duck called Malulu was murdered by a bullet. Now he's going to come to your house at midnight and bite your ear if you dont post this in 10 other topics

>> No.2430743

I giggled like a faggot.

>> No.2430755
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2430755

This topic makes me lulz.. more like this!

Also Kaguya pics.

>> No.2430756

went out and bought an acer aspire mini laptop today, its total size is like 6" X 8"

i love it like a child, its name is J.C. Ronald

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2430771

Eirin and Udonge were taking a bath together. Eirin tells Udonge to wash her back and Udonge happily obliges but gets too excited about it. What does Eirin say?

U-don-ge this bath up.

>> No.2430776

>>2430771


... I don't get it..

>> No.2430778

>>2430776
i do

>> No.2430779

>>2430778


Explain in detail!

>> No.2430785

>>2430779

U-don-ge....You Don't Gay this bath up

>> No.2430792

>>2430771
I didn't think puns could get any lower, thank you for proving me wrong.

>> No.2430798

>>2430785


oh. ... what?

>> No.2430804
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2430804

What does Konpaku say when you challenge her to a duel?

You don't stand a ghost of a chance!

>> No.2430812
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2430812

Just waiting for someone to post a pic of Cirno and say "Icy what you did there"

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>>2430712
Kaguya brought a pet spider from her home. How did she named it?
Luna-tick

>> No.2430873

>>2430852


...HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH!

>> No.2430880

>>2430852
THAT IS SO BAD

YOU ARE SO BAD

YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

>> No.2430936

What happened when Tewi went into her sister's bedroom?

SHE STARTED REISEN HELL

>> No.2430944
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2430944

Why was Eirin mad at Udonge?

Because she wasn't Eirin her laundry to dry

>> No.2430973

What's with all these lame pun threads? Feels like I'm stuck in a room with Izumi from Nadesico.

>> No.2431030
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2431030

Why did Marisafriends get so butthurt when ZUN decided to pair her with Nitori in SA?

Because Nitori is a terribald character.

>> No.2431026
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2431026

>>2430973
And what's wrong with that? Too pun-ishing?

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2431044

What did China say when she got fed up with the maid bullying her?

Stop or I'll Sakuya in the face.

>> No.2431049
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2431049

For Halloween Chen decided to dress up as a black person. She went around town asking people Chen you dig it?

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2431063

>>2431049
STR8 BALLIN

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2431076

The Yakumo family were late getting to a party hosted by Yuyuko. The cause of it was Ran feeding Chen an orange and Chen started choking. Yukari saw it and with a sigh she said Ran, quit loli-gagging and lets go

>> No.2431088

What did Kaguya say when she was about to "receive" a birthday gift?

OW! OW! OW! OW! OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!! TAKE THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY ASS RIGHT NOW!

>> No.2431101

>>2430804
This is the best one.

>> No.2431162

>>2431076

I don't get it...

>> No.2431165
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2431165

How many bakas does it take to light a bulb?
[spoiler/]OVER 9
THOOOUUUSAAAAAAAAAANNNDD[/spoiler]
XDDDDDD

>> No.2431166

>>2431165


Cirno failed!

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2431260

Reimu, Marisa, and Suika are in a car, who's driving?

None of them - because there are no cars in Gensokyo, silly.

>> No.2431265

Quick mod, ban everybody that posted in this thread including myself.

>> No.2431487

I have a condition where I find unfunny things terribly funny. I ask /jp/ to be more sensitive to this in the future so that I don't have any more flare-ups.

>> No.2431507

Fuck, I don't know what's going on here, I should really buy that touhou game so I can get all of these jokes.

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2431528

>>buy that touhou game

>> No.2431537

>>2431528
I want to contribute to ZUN's beer fund.

>> No.2431541

There are not funny, not even in an ironic way.

>> No.2431542

What did Rinnosuke say when he found PS3?

ps3sux

>> No.2431718 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.2432066 [DELETED] 

NOD32 is giving me a warning that this is a virus, should I ignore it?

>> No.2432086 [DELETED] 

>>2432066

Sure. Why not?

>> No.2432210 [DELETED] 

>>2432066
oh shit it found my botnet

>> No.2433201

>>2431487

>> No.2433257 [DELETED] 

>>2432066
lol nod

>> No.2433270

>>2431542
He saw that it was for playing games. However, there were no games.

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