/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fascinating.

I though it was Marisa.

When I first played IN, I thought Wriggle was actually Cirno and wondered why her hair was green.

She is...

>>2398681

Alice will always be the main character

In my heart

;_;

I once thought they were really gay for each other.

I once though that they were all dolls. I've got to blame it on Imperishable Night's exceedingly shoddy character portraits.

I saved about a thousand images from an image gallery before realizing that most of them were from the same game

Before I ever played one of the games I thought that Marisa could steal spell cards from bosses and use them later. And no, I didn't think of that because of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing, I just remember reading somewhere about how she liked stealing.

I thought Cherry Blossom was the first Touhou game.

I thought Kaguya and Mokou were Keine's underlings.
And I thought Yukari was the main villian in the series.

I thought Touhou fans were awesome, then I found /jp/, shrinemaiden and pooshmler shit

I once believe that "PC-98" meant that there were 5 games made for the PC in 1998.

I thought it actually had a deep story.

>>2398719

i thought i was the only one

>>2398719
Same.

Now I realize I liked touhou more when I didn't know shit about it.

>>2398719

Considering how shoddy ZUN's games are, that would actually be possible.

I thought ZUN was a music group.

When I first saw a PC-98 game, I thought, "Wow, was this for the Super Famicon?"

Then I found out when it was made...

I thought that each Touhou was made by one of several splinter-communities and circles dedicated on it. A kind of freeform project which was continued when one of those circles got an original idea.

I thought Reimu was called Touhou.

WARA NINGYOUNI! WARA NINGYOUNI?

I thought the very first Touhou game was a shooter.

>>2398700
Youmu is my main character.
She is so soft~

I thought Mokou was a man.

I liked Iosys.

I thought it was just a shooting game and that you couldn't seriously expect massive amounts of fan works to be produced on characters that have very little given personality and nearly no plot to begin with.

Oh boy.

I thought /jp/ was a worthwhile imageboard

I thought all these fan stories about Touhou was actually loosely based on some canon plot.

Oh, also I thought Touhou was an anime. Until I searched in youtube for "Touhou episode 1" and got no results, then I searched in Wikipedia and found out it was a shooting game.
I expected something like a RPG though.

I thought Meiling was Scarlet Devil.

When I visited with my friend in Japan, I thought that ZUN was some hotshot game maker swarmed by fangirls every minute of the day. He took me to ZUN's house, we talked with him for like, 30 seconds, and we left.

:/

>>2398792

whats he like?

>>2398794

He's like any other Japanese person you'd ever meet. He's Japanese.

Not sure what else to say.

>>2398776
There was that one doujin where Remi got her ass handed to her by wandering berserked China. Then did fate manipulation to get her to become there doorguard.

Can't remember the name of it or who drew it.

>>2398776
You say this on every thread like this.

I thougth Manossuke was another character besides Rinossuke.

Back then, i am confused on who is the main character. Also +Rozen Maiden

>>2398811
It's the same question though. I don't turn renewfag every now and then.

>And I thought Yukari was the main villian in the series.
You're probably not that far off.

>>2398801
Well, I think there's an Asatsuki-dou comic like that ...

I thought Cirno was a main character/important.

Also thought it was an anime, asked for sauce on /a/ got sent to JP

I died to her Icicle Fall (Normal).

Alice is the only character.

I thought it was an obscure anime series.

>>2399154
So? It's her hardest(lol) spellcard on normal.

>>2399154
icicle fall is fucking hard, it took me a while to figure out that you have to time it a certain way to not get raped.

yeah first time I played touhou (EoSD) i couldn't get through the first stage without continue on easy modo.

>>2399160
I find perfect freeze harder.

>>2399166

>>2399160
>>2399162
Oh, well, I guess that's not too bad. Still, even when I got to the point where I could get through the first three stages without dying, that card was one thing I always just bombed the fuck out of until it was over.

I saw the "My name is Hong Meiling" flash animation and I thought it was from Disgaea because of Remilia.

>>2399167
Oh, that reminds me, I used to think Kaguya was a villain, and Mokou was the good guy.

Turns out they are both delightful girls who simply have a problem with each other.

>>2399171
Man, you found that harder than color typhoon? That's confusing.

I thought that sage actually did something

From the artwork I always see, I always thought that the bloomers were canon, but it's actually a fan-made creation.

I still don't understand it, though...

>>2399193
Believe it.

>>2399142

I think ZUN seems to be picking Kanako as the main villain nowadays, not Yukari.

It's sort of unfortunate. Yukari makes an awesome villain.

>>2399193

No, bloomers are most definitely canon. ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>2399210
Yukari is the main villain making you think Kanako is the main villain.

I played better than what I do now. I have never beat PCB, my first one, on easy ever after 4 years. Used to I could get to the Prismrivers or Youmu pretty regularly, now I am lucky to beat Chen.

I thought Imperishable Night was Perfect Cherry Blossom and Perfect Cherry Blossom was Imperishable Night.

>>2399219
Unpossible, I'm the worst around here.

The only characters I knew were in IOSYS videos, and the only one I knew the names of were Alice and Marisa.
I'm so glad I'm over that

>>2399214

Wrong, bloomers are a fan creation. Since Touhou takes place in the past, and bloomers are a part of the past, they think "let's put bloomers on them it'll make them more correct xD"

Suika being drunk, however, IS canon. That still scares me.

>>2399242
The Inaba 4komas feature bloomers.

Even for Reisen.

I thought I was getting good at Touhou until I realized that slow mode was turned on the entire time.

I thought the game art would be as good as the fan art before I played one of the games.

>>2399242

There's ZUN official art with bloomers.

The first time I played EoSD:

"So, yeah. Why are your arms out?"

"Isn't this something like
"The saint was crucified on the cross"?"

"Looks more to me like
"Man uses the decimal system.""

What....?

>>2399275
I know, I thought the same.

It took some getting used to.

But eventually, the fact that the creator just designs the characters however he wants, skill or faggotry be damned, won me over.

Now I'm a faggort who loves drawing doll-like girls with huge bows and frilly hats, long flowery skirts... Fuck you Zun, for making me an animu faggot.

I used to draw nothing but lovecraftian monsters and muppets...

FASCINATING!

>>2399287

But fan artists tend to put bloomers on EVERY character when that is far from the case.

...you can eat me.

- I thought Marisa Stole The Precious Thing was the BGM song for Alice. (That's why I picked up Touhou 7)
- I thought there'd be more talking
- I thought there'd be VN-ish art

>>2399290
This still is one of the reasons of my insomnia.

I thought that Marisa-B was the best character to play as

I though Touhou had decent story.

>>2399309
>when that is far from the case.
show me canon touhou with pantsu/something else

>>2399290
But seriously, what the fuck does this mean?

I didn't know about grazing or focus

>>2399361
"Cross" (十) uses the same kanji for "ten" (as in decimal).

I died to Icicle Fall -Easy- because I didn't know you could stay under Cirno's skirt.

I thought genji was the bad guy.

>>2399376
So did I.

>>2399376

I'd stay under her skirt if you know what I mean

>>2399376
>>2399385

Sup samefag

I though Cirno was the strongest.. cause she said so!

>>2399394

She IS the strongest

>>2399398


Sure seemed that way when I played for the first time..

>>2399390
Your samefag detection is a little off, bro.

>ITT, when you were a newfag at Touhou

I was really hoping this thread would be full of silly little gameplay mistakes, or maybe just anything related to the actual games.
I guess I should have known better.

>>2399394
You touhou newfag! Chirno is the strongest!

I thought Aya was the main character.

Got into Touhou when STB was released.

>>2399423


Nope.. when I met her I slapped her silly! she poses no threat at all. I only died twice!

>>2399415
When I started, I thought hiding in a corner with homing amulets was a good strategy.

>>2399415
I didn't know which button to click when to bomb. That's why I never 1cc before 6 months after owning Touhou.
Also power points? What are those?

>>2399415
Oh man I thought colliding with bullets gave you lives

>>2399437
4chan is not Gaia

>>2399440


I asked what 1cc means.. as in right now.. cause I am a newfag to Touhou.

>>2399415
>>gameplay mistakes
dodge, shoot, bomb, how can you fail at it? unless you have like brain damage or something, that is.

>>2399445
Will you roleplay with me? I am only 10 posts away from my next clothing purchase.

Edit: 9 now!! >3<

i saw a /touhou/ board on some chan and it was all porn.

i thought "touhou" was some type of hentai

>>2399447
1 credit clear.

>>2399445

>>2399457
Oh! ... so what does 1 credit clear mean?

I like the way you post.
You are on your way to being the next haruhi.

>>2399458

I used to think Marisa and Reimu were friends/lovers. This is entirely based off a really old picture I cannot find and am beginning to think does not exist, that reminded me of the EoSD title screen but Marisa is holding on to reimu.


I also used to like Zun's top page art and wonder if there's an archive/gallery of it since the pic page seems to be gone and it never really had the top pics anyway.

Beating the game with no continues. Think of it as an actual arcade game. Using a continue would equate to putting in another credit.

>>2399450
I like the way you post.
You are on your way to being the next haruhi.

>>2399463
They are, despite what delusional Alice fans think.

>>2399464
Troll spotted

>>2399464


aahhh!! .. Yea no way I'll ever be able to do that. I get as far as Kaguya and get owned every time.

There has to be a godmode cheat out there somewhere.. just for fun..

It took me like a month to get past level 4 on EoSD.

Then I figured out what the shift button did.

>>2399451
Desuchan i bet

>>2399458
>>2399462

>>2399458
>>2399462

troLING AS usual, I see

>>2399473
FFFFFFFFFF- same here. Managed to get to the Prismrivers without focusing.

>>2399473
>>2399482


Shift? Wait huh? I know not of what this shift button does.. might have to play now to see..