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23975084 No.23975084 [Reply] [Original]

Time again for the eternal question: wich 2hu wud u fuk?

>> No.23975161
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This one, vaginally, without contraception, on an unsafe day and with the full intention of taking responsibility.

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do you think she would find cowgirl patronizing

>> No.23976318
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mommyfags in

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>>23976318

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>>23975084
all of them.
Including the turtle the immaterial ghosts and the sprite-only 2hus.

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I like her pajamas

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>>23975084
This cute hermit.

>> No.23981399

>>23976564
Translate it weebs

>> No.23981426
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>>23975084
is this THAT thread?

also komachi

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>>23975084
I'm onisexual.

>> No.23982526

>>23975084
Claiming Sakuya.

>> No.23982596

Frandoll

>> No.23982831

>>23981426
That’s easy, Ketchup.

>> No.23983026

>>23981656
dont post that artist

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>>23975084
Yukari, with the goal of creating more yukaris

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not a hard choice to be honest

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>>23975084
Claiming this qt

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>>23975084

>> No.23983813
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My Top 10

>> No.23983837
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>> No.23984686

Sanae.

>> No.23984996
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I'm a man that enjoys the classics

>> No.23985010

>>23981399
"I'm fucking cooming" (well, literally translates to ejaculating)
t. chink

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>>23975084
Any and all lolis. I also want to get every single one of them pregnant. Eirin will be doing a lot of c-sections.

>> No.23988329
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I have big love for a big girl

>> No.23990933

post the poll :3

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>> No.23991226

>>23975084
I'm gonna fuck Reimu all week long and no one is gonna stop me!

>> No.23991275

>>23975084
I wouldn't.
Don't want to get in the way of their pairings.

>> No.23991317
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>>23975084
The list is long enough that it'd be shorter to list who I wud not fug.

That said, if I have to pick only once the choice is easy.

>> No.23991339

Definitely Sanae

>> No.23991402

>>23991275
But anon, there's nothing better than dicking and dominating a lesbian until she turns straight.

>> No.23993437
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post the poll :333

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Bestial, autistic sex!

>> No.23994133

clowm

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>>23991275
Great, now I have to fuck them all twice to make up for this faggot. I've only got one dick you know, that's gonna take a while.

>> No.24000990 [DELETED] 

Bump because fuck Vtubers

>> No.24002067 [DELETED] 
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nice, mods removed my post because it went against their narrative :)

>> No.24002452 [DELETED] 

>>24002067
the board was even more active in 2013

>> No.24002767 [DELETED] 

>>24002067
Is that chart a 2hu that you would fuck? I don't understand

>> No.24002835 [DELETED] 

>>24002067
is there a problem? teh 4chan army is growing by the day!

>> No.24003344 [DELETED] 

>>24002835
does your bodily strength increase when you get a maggot infestation?

>> No.24004252 [DELETED] 

>>24002452
by people who used the board and not for 1-3 generals

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>>24004252
Fuck idolshit generals and I just noticed that there is also some sort of fucking japanese movie general, what the fuck? that shit belongs to /tv/.

>> No.24004738 [DELETED] 

>>24004490
you
dont
say?

>> No.24008115 [DELETED] 
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>>24004252
yeah, the shift in 4chan ethos toward generals is a major problem. but complaining about vtubers is basically just complaining that /jp/ isn't /2hug/. what is "otaku culture" changes over time and to refuse the "new things" side of that cycle is to stagnate and die. gachimuchi is basically /v/ at this point, JAV is about a half dozen different boards, VN and gacha discussion is more active on /vg/. if we only ever lose things, we're just like /mlp/ mining the same global-rule-protected property dry day in day out with occasional breaks to brag about our newest overpriced rubber sex toys.
anyway, I'll take a shion, she'd probably be easy to please

>> No.24008126

>>23975084
This picture is wrong, so wrong.

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>>24008115
i get that and all, but shit sucks. i dont feel the same with 2hu like i did years ago. i dislike the garbage Vtubers, but what can i do?

>> No.24008228 [DELETED] 

>>24008136
post about something else that you do like? others will come. like that one guy that makes those japan webcam posts. they're great, and authentic /jp/. I mean sure you'll get the occasional bitching that anything literally to do with japan is /trv/, but unless the thread in question is about soaplands those people have probably never been to /trv/.

>> No.24008233 [DELETED] 

>>24008228
i do, but they die or get deleted by mods. that shit sucks

>> No.24008440 [DELETED] 

>>24008233
eh, yeah. the mods sometimes don't like to set new precedent on what constitutes a "niche japanese interest" I think. but if it's not so niche then maybe actually try the relevant board. for all this place likes to cry about crossboarders, nobody will know you went to /an/ or /p/ or /ck/ or whatever and you'll be a hundred times more interesting than any of the people riding the same idol generals to the bump limit all day

>> No.24008623 [DELETED] 

Oh, it's one of THOSE threads. Have fun, not.

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>>24008623

>> No.24009356

>>23985010
Isn't cuming? So mamy ESL people these days with those kind of mistakes. What happened that their numbers increased so abruptly on /jp/?

>> No.24009867 [DELETED] 

>>24008115
>to refuse the "new things" side of that cycle is to stagnate and die
good, id rather die
also generals are forumfaggotry, by nature not 4chan content. they should have been banned when they started

>> No.24010748

>>24009356
He didn't make a mistake, that's modern 4chan lingo, grandpa.

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>>24009356
>Isn't cuming? So mamy
>ESL
Found another one.

>>24008136
>i dislike the garbage Vtubers, but what can i do?
How do you feel about this girl? She's not just some idol using a 2D avatar who screams at video games all day while taking donations. She's just a loli character who mostly exists to generate strange loli fanart. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGaUWM5OQ7hU1JwbqvNBR4w/videos

>> No.24010941 [DELETED] 

>>24010861
Her ryona/guro/snuff doujins are great.

>> No.24011146

>>24009356
cringe bait but here's a (You)

>> No.24011377

>>24010748
You don't have any right to talk about 4chan when you clearly don't even belong here.

>> No.24011566

>>24011377
>been here since 2003, in the days where people unironically rotfl'd and used emotes
>get told I don't belong by people who don't even recognize the modern coomer meme
>waiting to get whined at about using the quotation sign this way by someone who thinks the "wayq" shitpost from 2010-2013 shitpost era /jp/ is unironic
lmaoing at your life

>> No.24011698

too green

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>>24011566
Who are you quoting?

>> No.24012465

>>24011566
Sure thing, buddy.

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>>24008623
get out and never come back faggot

>> No.24016084 [DELETED] 

>>24010861
I’ve seen those threads and at least those are okay I guess? I just disdain streamer culture in general

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Well, with many of them underage, most of them dangerous, and all of them insane, I'll at least choose someone who likes sex (at least stereotypically) and has big boobs.

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>>24010748
>>24011146

>> No.24019824

doroo post the poll

>> No.24020508 [DELETED] 

>>24011566
Waaaah im an originalfag
Worship my wasted 20 years on a site I can’t keep up with

All of you fuck off. Crossboarder shit isn’t welcome here.
The chink can fuck off too. Chinks aren’t allowed on /jp/.

>> No.24020514 [DELETED] 

>>24020508
fuck off s*lly

>> No.24020715

>>24011566
who quote

>> No.24020745 [DELETED] 

>>24020514
Not sallyfag, but nice try.
Crossboarders aren’t welcome. It’s surprising how this thread isn’t gone yet since it’s a literal shitpost.

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>>24020745
posting about touhou characters on /jp/ is not a shitpost, retard. who let you out of your idol general?

>> No.24020812 [DELETED] 

>>24020772
Rules fag

>> No.24020874 [DELETED] 

>>24020812
looked at the rules and all I can find is that touhou belongs and nothing about "crossboarders", chinese people, or any of the rest of the shizo garbage you're bitching about

>> No.24020907 [DELETED] 

>>24020874
Incomprehensible garbage.

>> No.24020993 [DELETED] 

>>24020907
Simple words:
You are dumb and wrong. Nobody wants to hear you whining about rules that do not exist. The board is worse for your presence. Please go back to your cage and continue jerking off to instagram photos of AKB48 members' feet.

>> No.24021043 [DELETED] 

>>24020993
Global 6b.
In the past year it was treated as a shitpost and deleted. Now other shitposts are slowly being left up when they were previously an autodelete, and no, I won’t go to a general.

>> No.24021136 [DELETED] 

>>24021043
Nothing is indecipherable about the OP. Your learning disability is not a global 4chan rule.

>> No.24021169 [DELETED] 

>>24021043
Also, that's literally incorrect. 5 seconds on archive shows that the only instances of this thread being deleted in the past 2 years are when the OP is a NSFW image.

>> No.24021486 [DELETED] 

wich 2hu wud u was once the quintessential touhou shitpost, originally created for the sole purpose of ridiculing other shitty touhou threads by being outdoing them all in sheer shittiness

like all awful shitposts /jp/ ever spammed it's now protected /jp/ heritage

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Sup' metaposters. Anyone know what this is about? From what I gather, some image was removed from gelbooru and the owner is having a fit, but not enough of one to explain what happened better.

>> No.24022476 [DELETED] 

>>24022264
Images.
Shit service provider wants to remove art they don’t like.
It goes against their advertised business model.

>> No.24022536 [DELETED] 

>>24022476
What was art they don't like though? What image?

>> No.24022543 [DELETED] 

>>24022536
Images. Plural.
Whatever they don’t like gets taken down.
If it’s not listed there, we don’t know.

>> No.24027429 [DELETED] 

>>24022543
I'm assuming those images are child porn

>> No.24028918 [DELETED] 

>>24027429
You would assume wrong

>> No.24029639 [DELETED] 

>>24022543
The link it linked to implied only one image was removed although the guy he was arguing with said there were 4 images that were possibly problematic. It sounds like someone said "hey guys, check out this loli" and the service told gelbooruguy to remove it without even checking.
Meanwhile someone else in /qa/ is trying to link it to some group trying to get exhentai mangas removed.
>>>/qa/3239003
>>>/h/5809869

>> No.24037524

So anyway, 2hu fukking. With obvious exceptions of Marisa, Reimu, Clownpiece, Kyouko, Tenshi, Flan, and Cirno I gather: Hina, Junko, Patchy, Kasen, Youmu, Komachi, and Yuugi. Maybe Suika. That cover it?

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>>24037524
that doesn't even half cover it

>> No.24041194

>>24037524
Post the poll

>> No.24048613

>>23975084
must protect with heavy firegun power

>> No.24063977 [DELETED] 

>>23975084

>> No.24072153 [DELETED] 

here's the poll. was posted in another thread earlier. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHidd1aKtZiBkPrWqI-aRkpDWbkT_QV4AYOuR1ulrHQAV33g/viewform

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>>24072153
idols

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>>23975084
Yamae, I always wanted to grab a handful of this spider

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I demand this granny to sit on my face.

>> No.24085422 [DELETED] 

>>24072153
You'd better be fair and let them in.
>>/jp/thread/S24080870#p24080959

>> No.24087980 [DELETED] 

>>23981426
>>23990933
>>24019824
>>24041194
https://forms.gle/xSLDR3RFiHa7uM3r6

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>>23975084
The Bank. Mhm.

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>>23975084
Yuyuko, obviously.

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>>23975084
I don't even think there is a 2hu I wouldn't fuck. I'd even fuck the Stones if I was inebriated enough, honestly. But the #1 right now has to be this bird. Thanks, Terazip.

>> No.24092919

>>24088649
finally, someone with taste

>> No.24093321
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ChocoCirno for me.

>> No.24106408

>>23975084
ZUN

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>>24078916
But you'll get her icky green blood all over you...

>> No.24129425

>>24093321
Tanned cirno is peak

>> No.24135490

bump?

>> No.24135722

The one with the hat

>> No.24136211 [DELETED] 

/jp/ cup team roster poll
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHidd1aKtZiBkPrWqI-aRkpDWbkT_QV4AYOuR1ulrHQAV33g/viewform
poll closes 6/9 at midnight

>> No.24136489

Whichever one is the most productive baby factory.

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