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Evil Winged Reimu, the most nuclear Touhou.

Accurate.

Fujiwara no Mokou, the hottest Touhou.

>>2386423
dOnATiOnS pleEEEEAsE

Evil Winged Reimu is easily confused.

Please do not ask Evil Winged Reimu complex questions, such as the sum of two and two.

>>2386445

that is the box where the children die

>>2386449

Ustuho answers confusing questions with a BURNING RAIN OF COSMIC DESTRUCTION

>>2386449
Please do not insult my nuclear waifu.

>>2386449
Quit being such a faggot.

Goddammit Arcueid, I told you not to address to Utsuho that way.

>>2386475
I take that 'Hi, how's it going' is a bad first contact, no?

>>2386489

Nope, you can ask her that!

Just don't get thwacked with her nail bat.

>>2386475
>>2386478

Don't you mean...your nuclear HUSBANDO?

>>2386488
Oh, good thing I filtered that idiot.

DAMMIT BLUNSTUD STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL OKUU

>>2386495
Ah screw this. A waifu isn´t worth all this trouble.

I mean, the doppelganger of the most powerful human in Gensokyo? Check
Crazy? Check
Cirno-level intelligence? Check
Easily angered? Check
Nuclear powers? Check
Possesion of a nail bat? Fuck that shit.

I'll have to return to my first love then.

For an aeon, she has thread upon the thrones of the world with her sandalled feet. Her hulking frame has ridden between the mountains and clouds since time immemorial, a spirit of disaster and fear. By her brow, a million men have met their ends. Her great fanged maw has drunk the liqours of long dead cultures and gorged upon the flesh of countless. The depths of her womanhood have drunk the seed of a thousand crushed and forgotten kings, before their time on earth ended between her fists and teeth.

There can be only one mountain queen.

Non-nuclear Reimu thread.

>>2386516

Evil Winged Reimu's eggs are the tastiest.

Reimu doesn't even have long hair.

>>2386520
>Cirno-level intelligence? Check
Canon. Bird brained != Cirno.

>>2386520

ZUN got tired of all the "HURP BITCHY MIKO" trolls, so he made Reimu even stupider, more belligerent and violent, more powerful, winged, and nuclear to boot.

It backfired horribly on him when everyone fell in love with the lovable little Nuclear Reimu.

>>2386524
Unfortunately she is no match for Miko Miko Suika.

>>2386545

DEPLOYING NUCLEAR REIMU TO COUNTER

>>2386545

Looks like a perfect match to me.

>>2386536

Neither does Reiuji.

For fuck's sake, their names even being the same. Obviously Reimu's evil twin WITH WINGS!

Wings are the Gensokyo equivalent to having your evil twin grow a little goatee.

And failing that, a Reimu is fine too.
Nuclear or not.

Reimu with a Goatee would have been weird and scary.

I vastly prefer Evil Winged Reimu.

>Nuclear Reimu
>Only tripfags addressing her as that
This thread is shit.

>>2386590

As the great Leon S. Kennedy said...

...YOU are smalltime.

>>2386595

The statement directed at myself in fact applies more to the one who was stating it than to me.

It's often forgotten that despite being horrendously blunt and thoughtless, Utsuho isn't really dumb. She's just in a situation where raven intelligence doesn't apply properly.

If danmaku somehow involved plastic balls and cups of water, Reimu would be fucked.

>>2386595
Jesus fuck, it's like I'm really on gaia.

>>2386619

That's why Reimu just levels things with fields of danmaku instead of doing detective work.

Evil Winged Reimu takes this to a whole new limit.

>>2386634
>>2386590

It's just Arcueid doing his usual stupid shit, relax. So far any time he hass started doing something like this he's the only one and everyone else just sort of laughs to themselves.