/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23616021
>spoiler
Dormice are said to taste amazing.

4 scoops!

>>23616065
chubby snek
fat snek

>>23616076
I headcanon that Dormouse juices taste like top quality tea.

>BestGirlBath.png
Here's a more fitting pic.

should i watch princess connect?

Huff the warchief's fluff!

i love her

>>23616098
Tigers do love water.

This is a terrible person who ignores social distancing.

>>23616100
Do it for the cat

Quick, I need your best ways to bully a vampire! Preferably while she's still sleepy after a long night of laughing at commoners.

>>23616085
Gonna call her a Tsuchinoko

>>23616098
Tiger-san got THICK!

>>23616122
what kind of monster girl is she? I never read or watched MM but she is perfect.

>>23616192
That's an Oni.

>>23616161
Spill a 50 lb bag or rice, and start saying random numbers, she'll have to count every grain, and will start over if you mess her up.

Onis so drunk, they're clothes are falling off

>>23616122
just how disconnected are these threads from the /a/ days?

>>23616192
She's an ogre, Okayado gave his version a oni-like horn. There are oni as well in the series, but they are smaller and have red or blue skin.

>>23616209
I need one.

>>23616161
tell her When You're Here You're Family

If you were to start a bigamous relationship with your waifu, what would the other monster girl be? Is she off profile in appearance or personality? What will she do for you, and how will she interact with your waifu?

>>23616161
Learn from this guy, he's something of an expert (not that she doesn't dominate him at times too).

>>23616147
>mamono mana corrupts Covid into something lewd but safe
>DL issues a "social distancing" order to require close contact and active business to maximize infection

>>23616231
yeah, what's up with that?

>>23616085
The fattest sneks

As other serpents crawl upon their bellies, so can this; but she has another method of moving peculiar to her own species, which she always adopts when she is in eager pursuit of her mate; she throws herself into a circle, running rapidly around, advancing like a hoop, with her tail arising and pointed forward in the circle, by which she is always in the ready position of striking.
It is observed that they only make use of this method in attacking; for when they flee from their enemy they go upon their bellies, like other serpents.
From the above circumstance, peculiar to themselves, they have also derived the appellation of hoop snakes.

>>23616250
I'd want bigamy minimum. Too many of my fetishes and fantasies require multiple girls for monogamy to mesh with mamono mana and me.

>>23616243
Ogre or Oni, I don't care. She's soft and she hits my other biggest fetish. Pun intended.

>>23616246
Lack of large muscle gf is a feel I know too well.

>>23616161
I like teasing when she's stuck outside impatiently waiting for an invitation to enter.

>>23616274
Ah yes, that funny old myth. Would be neat to see a lamia attempt to move like that.

>>23616250
>My waifu
Loli Night Gaunt with a hime cut.
>What would the other monster girl be?
Loli Atlach-Nacha
>Is she off profile in appearance or personality?
My waifu is off profile but I love the profile Atlach-Nacha appearance.
>What will she do for you, and how will she interact with your waifu?
He has said:
>A man who has those two races as wives can transform into both monster forms.
In addition, he can also transform into an another form having a shape as if both forms are mixed. This form is able to have intercourse with both wives at the same time.
While I have considered this multiple times since I love both breeds almost equally but I like monogamy too much. For this I like imagine we would live in an underground nest and have constant sex in a hybrid form. Working on a web.
My Night Gaunt wife is quiet, kuudere, and obedient but at the same time is extremely yandere and would get jealous if I gave more attention to her sister wife. The Atlach Nacha would be pretty close to the canon personality but I would make sure she stayed free from venom so she would be at ease and be able to be happy. I would want to protect them both and constantly make them happy.

Does tanuki mamono magic give you huge balls too?
>bouncing on them mercilessly
>"Don't spill a single drop darling..."
>Impregnation - Earned 2000 Miles

>>23616292
Meaty Meat Mino delivering to Wendi cabin!

>>23616250
>If you were to start a bigamous relationship with your waifu, what would the other monster girl be?
Mindflayer.
>Is she off profile in appearance or personality?
She would be a bit more gentle in her domming, and likes to do mind-stuff less frequently, but for longer sessions. Due to Sabbath lobbying, she's a loli.
>What will she do for you, and how will she interact with your waifu?
She helps change my mindset to be more productive and focused, as well as being less self-destructive and willing to express myself both in everyday interaction, and when we act out my lewd fantasies. If a session is going to be more intense than usual, she will have my main waifu there to comfort me.

How can a filthy gaijin peasant like me get a ryu?

being cummed into a hellhound

>>23616250
>If you were to start a bigamous relationship with your waifu
That's already the plan, as soon as our daughteru is old enough.

>>23616361
by getting a weeaboo western dragon who strongly believes she has the soul of a ryu but trapped inside a white girl's body or something.

>>23616361
I'll try and hold off one or two shirohebi for you.

>>23616361
train at 100 times gravity

Why are wolfgirls so nice for headpats and scratches?

>>23616250
What if I already have a bigamy?

>Can't trust Succ
>Can't trust Fox
>Can't trust Ice, Desert, Ocean, Undead, or Farm
I feel at ease around Gazer and none other.

>>23616269

"Snake-Girl
When her belly starts showing, she is Tsuchinoko
An auspicious omen."

>>23616361
100 shrine visits should impress any Zip-kami thot

>>23616387
speaking of -boos, what would a westaboo Ryu want to be and how would Shirohebi humor her

>>23616408
Care to share the details?

>>23616429
They swap out miko outfits for nun outfits.

>>23616102
Bitch slap the warchief!
Make her your bitch!
Reduce her to being little more than a fucktoy!
Make her piggy pussy gargle your baby batter!
Force her to give birth to a healthy baby!
Bind her in eternal matrimony!
Unlock a happy end!

>>23616417
i trust foxes and undead

>>23616231
I want to smell her crotch.

Someone in the previous thread brought up "gentle femdom". Could someone explain what that is?

>>23616417
You can trust Jungle monsters!

>>23616495
Exactly what it sounds like. Femdom but gentle, I don't know what else you were expecting.

>>23616417
I think slimes are trustable, they go by instinct and have no reason to tell lies usually

>>23614173

Wurms having "maternal love" doesnt mean they will literally see you or treat you as a son, unless of course you asked her specifically for that.

It only means she will be very caring, protective, kind and see that your needs are covered. She will also desire a lot to get daughters and be a top tier mother to them. They are also specifically stated to be "underdemanding" so she wont try to impose her way on you like say, a Hellhound would.

>>23616433
My wives are both parasite slimes. One is an off profile nun girl that is based off of camilla from fire emblem. The other is a parasite slime variant of the shoggoth with the human being is a maid based off of a character from another game.
Personality wise the nun is quite smug, seductive, lewd, and slightly domineering. The maid however is more of the bratty princess character type. The normal slime is mostly a simple derpy gal. The shoggoth much more lewd and aggressive.
They get along quite well and while maid isnt as religious she will still help out during the lewd rituals. Nun is also the dominant part in their relationship.

>>23616065

>>23616524
What's the best way to fluster a slime so they turn into a puddle

>>23616533
Happy girl

>>23616533
She is quite the cutie silent.

>>23616495
Woman leads, but she's nice about it, rather than engaging in CBT

>>23616468
A mere'd wife is the best kind of wife!

Hiss hiss snek

>>23616417
Fiery lizards are trustworthy.

>>23616508
Besides Gazer, muscles seem like the only thing I can trust.

>>23616539
Inseminate her core of course

>>23616417
She's the only one I can trust.

Anyone here feels he has already been marked by a MG. The girl I like the most is Jinko, but Im 90% sure I have been marked by a Hellhound. When I fap to her I feel a sort of intimate connection, I feel warm and safe. I feel the desire to have daughters. I feel a part of me and a part of her would say upon meeting "Where the fuck have you been all my life?"

Is there any hope for me to get my Jinko waifu when portals open? I guess I wouldnt mind a Hellhound if she was as tall and muscled as a Jinko and a martial artist, but finding a Hellhound of such characteristics would be very unlikely.

>>23616557
Which monster would be the best at CBT

Got a few MGS as MGR Reveangeance characters.

>>23616606
Thanks to mambo-no-5

ALL OF THEM!!!

>>23616522
I don't quite know how that dynamic would work.

>>23616557
Ah, that makes sense. So, the female is more likely to instigate and lead sexual acts, but without anything painful or dehumanizing? Sounds nice.

>>23616621
Femdom is already dehumanizing no matter how gentle you try to make it.

>>23616562
kiss hiss snek

>>23616605
>I guess I wouldnt mind a Hellhound if she was as tall and muscled as a Jinko and a martial artist, but finding a Hellhound of such characteristics would be very unlikely.

Super tall and muscular Hellhound with Russian accent that refers to Jinkos as "kitties" and indeed look like kittens next to her.

>>23616638

Maledom is even worse.

>>23616641

>>23616250
I already have quite a large harem but the number of girls is set and adding another would be out of the question.
Although I think if there was another girl for the sake of the question it would probably be an Oomukade, Siren, Thunderbird or Weresheep. It's hard to say really but whichever it was would be off profile like my wives and I could imagine them fitting into life at the mansion quite well.

>>23616621
They sometimes toe the line. Can stray into mommydom territory, which carries some psychological squick for me.

But they won't outright beat the shit out of the guy, or perform other /d/ acts or they'll be very kind and respect the guy's feelings about it all.

>>23616654
>>23616638
Dom is awful.
Everyone sub now
Mutual subbing

>>23616655
Hearing a snake hiss is pleasant on the ears

>>23616573
Dragons are basically magpies, stealing anything shiny

>>23616612
It took me too long to realize the Wight was supposed to be Bladewolf.
Parasite Slime surprisingly fits Armstrong, but now I don't know how to feel about wanting this Carrier to get really ripped.

>>23616663
>Mutual subbing
So both are screaming like a JAV actress?

>>23616654
Maledom is fun in eroge, especially if the bitch is asking for it.

But it's a lousy fap if I'm reading/watching

>>23616669
No issues Anon, some of them were hard to discern. Also, Sundowner is Hatterfag's wife without the hat. Check out the switched out shields.

>>23616669
I dont know anon. Ripped slime carrier using her slime to make her punches hit harder. Sounds pretty cool.

>>23616681

>>23616713
That would be one dominant sub

>>23616524
They have scary abilities, but outside of Dark Slime they won't go all out.
>>23616573
They're trustworthy for the most part. I can handle inflated egos
>>23616668
Birds are fine. Wing hugs are nice and comforting without being overly indulgent.

>>23616638
I don't see how the gentle variant would be dehumanizing, unless I'm missing something.

>>23616662
Mommydom is extremely squick for me, but that seems to be a bit different of a thing.

>>23616691
>Also, Sundowner is Hatterfag's wife without the hat.
I knew the hair looked familiar, but lack of hat and card motif made me think it was supposed to be an off-profile Trumpart.
>>23616711
That is hot, but I hope she doesn't have a potty mouth or I'll think of the original character too much.

>>23616638
Cringe.
>>23616684
Cringe

>>23616417
Trumparts are very trustworthy!
Ask any March Hare, and she'll vouch for the thrustworthiness of her Wonderlandian friends!

>>23616743
Seeing as the waifufag who made her says she is a nun she will probably be a bit more nicer as she beats your ass.

>>23616605
I'd guess I was marked by a baby crazy cheshire because she's the only girl I've ever been able to finish to without switching to other stuff mid fap. Either that or coven of witches would try to summon me and force me to drink numerous unholy concoctions they'd brewed and ride me into the dirt one after another.

>>23616654
Maledom and Femdom are only good until they aren't, then they're fucking horrible. Both can be great if both parties truly enjoy being in their respective role. Both are shit to watch, and are better when you are taking part in it.

>>23616605
Gazer is who I always come back to. Not for fapping, but for regaining my sanity and belief in love after a really bad fap.

>>23616612
>no Monsoon
I am saddened at this development.

>>23616779
Well, femdom your basically watching anyway, so self-inserting in a doujin is easy. Plus, I'm a sucker for foreplay, which femdom (especially GFD) has in spades.

Maledom, I never really could get into until I started playing eroge. That's how I got into anal.

>>23616605
I've been marked by Trumparts, most definitely. If I dream about MGs, Trumparts are involved. If I fap to MGs, my mind either fills in a Trumpart voyeur, or makes the girl a Trumpart using transformation magic. If I sit and idle my mind for a daydream, Trumparts often appear. Sometimes, when I'm cold and tired, my mind constructs the image of a Trumpart cuddling me. Sometimes the fantasy even warms me.

>>23616754
Strangely, I'd rather face all the nonsense of Wonderland than a single powerful succ

>>23616797
>Girl blows, cum falls, and the doms prey upon the weak.

Okay, so there's the guy making models of monsters on VRChat. Do you think he'll mind if a filthy gaijin will use those models for a 3D MGE fangame? Assuming that person asked permission and credited the guy who made the 3D models both in-game and on social media?

Why does my shoggoth servant constantly stare at me like this when I sleep?

>>23616822
That's the spirit. Time to irrumate that Cheshire until her memes end in an ahegaoing mess.

>>23616834
Maybe, also buy the models.
Seriously, just up and ask the dude

>>23616839
how do you know she is staring if you are asleep

>>23616834
>VRChat
Mgt vrchat meetup when?

What do the undead do while their warmblood husband sleeps?

I want a waifu so bad but there are too many good monsters. I just want something big, tall (or long), soft and cuddly but that's like half the goddamn encyclopedia. Why must I exist to suffer like this?

>>23616853
Cause I pretend to be asleep so she stares at me like that

>>23616862
>Wanting to welcome the trolls and degenerates willingly out in the open.
You just know that one fag who hasn't been around but I dare not speak the name of would show up and ruin it.

>>23616868
>something big, tall (or long), soft and cuddly
Considered a Bunyip?

>>23616868
>big, tall (or long), soft and cuddly
Your choices are Yeti, White Horn, and Bunyip, choose carefully

>>23616508
i trust anything with dark skin

>>23616868
Big bird thighs.

monstergirls suck

>>23616894
They swallow, too!

>>23616879
Wouldn't that be the opposite though?

>>23616834
People have asked to convert them to other stuff like mmd in the past and apparently he declined but it's always worth asking.

>>23616868
Well, you chose the correct half of the encyclopedia at least.

>>23616886
That sounds incredibly comfy but wouldn't them being upside down all the time be a problem?

>>23616417
I may need a trustworthiness assessment of this fox.

>>23616891
.....except niggers

>>23616891
This is a trustworthy girl

>>23616417
>can't trust Succ
>can't trust Fox
>can't trust Undead
All patently false

>>23616920
100% trustworthy

>>23616849
Irrumatio and light bondage have really grown on me. Especially when used on Cheshire.

>>23616920
>>23616942
i agree

>>23616920
The assessment works best with a full-body shot. It is important I know both the bust size and the number of tails.

Fangs are a good sign, but a nun's habit is ominous. At the same time, she doesn't look especially pious, so that helps.

>>23616951
Oh, sorry. Here you are.

>>23616906
maybe he'll say yes to a big project like a 3D fangame.

>>23616417
https://youtu.be/ivqKTwmCmks

>>23616879
Please...

>>23616914
She should be fine, and it could help her make friends with Werebats that might invite her for sleepovers.

>>23616417
>>23616417
>Can't trust Ice
Ice did nothing wrong

>>23616994
That's actually pretty nice

>>23616839
It's not like she has anything better to do, besides waiting for mastah to finish rebooting

>>23616893
So he tried to diddle her while she was flying and he almost fell to his death and now he's getting crushed by her thighs.

Hot.

>>23616865
>Vampire
Pulls out a bottle of her husband's vintage and begins drinking till he wakes up
>Wight
Cuddles with her husband waiting for him to wake up just like when she was a zombie
>Phantom
Begins furiously writing her play about a man finding love in a haunted theater that totally isn't a self insert
>Lich
Begins doing numerous tests with anon's sperm and but finds herself looking over to him impatiently waiting for him to wake up
>Banshee
Silently sobs waiting for him to wake up and once he does her tears dry even if just by a bit
>Dullahan
Silently guards him with her body blocking the door while her head watches him closely and totally isn't cuddling him
>Pharaoh
Goes to sit on her throne but finds it's quite empty without him and nervously taps her foot as she goes to check if he's awake yet
>Ochimusha
Same as dullahan but over time sneaks away from the door reasoning the window could hold threats, then under the bed, then under the sheets, and finally cuddles with him. All to keep him safe
>Jiangshi
Cuddles with him a bit but wants to get up to prepare him breakfast but finds herself getting stiffer as she goes without his mana
>Zombie
Cuddles with him while mumbling "Warm~"
>Ghoul
Sucks on his finger while hoping he'll wake up soon
>Mummy
Accidentally gives him the mummies curse while cuddling him and hopes he isn't mad when he wakes up
>Ghost
Posses a living girl and uses her to cuddle with him and even sleep
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Sleep? What sleep?
>Skeleton
Hides in the closet
>Dragon zombie
Somehow passes out with him despite not needing sleep, and covers room in her smoke cause she wasn't paying attention

>>23616920
>>23616417
Just don't trust foxes on principle.
Half of them are probably kumiHOES.

>>23616993
I want to be trapped face first and cock deep in a oppai bat as she sleeps unpside down.

>>23616865
Kill people

>>23616994
Ice is nice! Fire is a liar! Earth got girth, and wind has sinned. Water you on about darkmatters?

>>23616922
Go back to /monster/

>>23617043
No, he has a point.

>>23617031
>Tfw I have Mikon set as my text message notification. Life is good.

>>23617029
>Phantom, Ghost, Will-o-Wisp, Dragon Zombie
Cute! Cute!

Say something nice about dragons or they'll kidnap you!

>>23616891
hellhounds? really?

>>23617081
Dragons are just dumb overgrown lizards.

You do realize it's the Jews who have kept us from opening the portals right? After all, how can they compete with a businesswoman like this?

>>23617081
JOOR ZA FRUL!

>>23617057
yeah, dark elves are pretty lame. they like to be on top.

Looks like the /monster/ rapefugees have moved in.

>>23617081
overgrown lazy lizard that couldn't even take anon in a 1v1 haha what a joke of a monster.

>>23617084
Is this not the most trustworthy face you have ever seen?

>>23617043
N I G G E R
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>>23617095
it's the opposite! who the heck wants to be a submissive husband? especially to the likes of the heckhound???

>>23617094
>elder scrolls VI dragonia

>>23617093
Why is /monster/ the boogeyman? These are trying times, we all need to stick together during the monster girl renascence.

>>23617106
I'd consider it

>>23617094
>>23617086
You have angered the dragons.

>>23617110
i refuse to be lumped with idiots on a different image board, on home turf

>>23617110
All you faggots are doing is provoking SJWs into burning away our liberties. Without fuckers like you, the SJWs would be abandoned and laughed at instead of this clown world of thottery and dick-snipping.

>>23617110
It's just anon can't take the mega bantz

>>23617106
I'm personally more of a fan of Dragonia Quest but to each their own.

>>23617090
>dark elves are pretty lame
You're just mad you're not a house slave and have to deal with horny strong monsters pinning you down in the mines

>>23617114
Oh no, how horrible.

>>23617095
What if hellhound put a gun to your head and asked "do you believe in god?

>>23617114
Oh boo hoo, what's she going to do, rape me?

>>23617081
As a long-time fan of Japanese TCGs, I'm obliged to like dragons to some extent. But robots and demons are inevitably and invariably the most fun decks.

>>23617123
that sounds terrible, I want to be a free man with civil rights and choice. dealing with horny monsters sounds like a negative thing so instead, if a monster tries to pin me down and fuck me, i will make a strong and meaningful "stop" gesture at her and give a strong stern "No." to her because I don't consent!

>>23617130
That's a complicated question.

>>23617133

>>23617130
I tell her yes and pull out her one weakness, pic related.

>>23617133
Sorry anon, you'll have to go down now.

>>23616960
she looks ready for marriage

Wet dog!

>>23617147
no u

I don't like dogs. The only remotely tempting dog mamono are Kobolds, and that's just for the eager submissiveness.

>>23617176
Then have a kobold

>>23617130
I am morally incapable of lying so I would have to say no

>>23617103
You don't know what you missin white boi.

>>23617188
Well if you have morals you have faith in something, even if it's only in said morals.

>>23617122
I wonder if Aldrin makes cute noises when she cums.

>>23617159
Tiny tail!

Fun Fact: Even in MGE's universe Paladin is the best class.
>Make Eros your patron deity.
>Your power comes from love.
>The only catch is you must now uphold Eros's ideals, this means protecting love.
>This also means the dick is mightier then the sword.

>>23617216
Can a Eros Paladin be single?

>>23617185

>>23617197
Fuck off, bitch. You'll give me peace and quiet or I'll make you do peace and quiet.

>>23617201
Yeah but then that would mean he was lying meaning he didnt have faith in that moral.

>>23617219
Yeah, I'm sure half the quest is finding a partner to smite Order heretics with. The endgame here is to go full anime however.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIJYrjUYyQ

>>23617057
Cringe
>>23617101
Cringe
>>23617090
Cringe
>>23617123
Based

>>23617219
Yes but only if they are earnestly looking for their soulmate.

>>23617201
The question wasn't "do you believe in anything at all".

>>23617130
It depends on what you mean by "god"

i want big black wolfu to rape me inside me a cave lined with pelts and lit by a warm fire

>>23617185
Kobolds make me feel conflicted, and fill me with many overwhelming feelings.

>>23617224
Oh fuck.

>>23617207
>"Dovahkiin, did you really think t-that pathetic thing you call a p-penis would be able to satisfy me!?"
>"I'm the first born of A-akatosh! Zu'u Alduin, zok sahrot do naan ko Lein, n-now stop that thrusting and bow down before me"
>"Nivahriin joorre, h-how dare you make me cum! There is only one punishment fit for you: death!"
>Years later you're retired with three happy children and a beautiful wife
>Ask Alduin when that "Death" will be coming
>"Dovahkiin, hin kah fen kos bonaar. One day hubby Nu hin sil dii but not today, now go wake up the girls for breakfast"
>Plants kiss on your cheek before you leave

>>23616960
Official assessor here.

>What the hell am I looking at?
Was my first reaction

That's the sluttiest nun outfit I've ever seen, but that actually works in her favor. Boobs are collosal, but she's only got one tail.

Normally, I rank her as mostly untrustworthy, but her face tells a different story

Violent, feral... Authentic.
She's dangerous, but the danger is on full display. What you see is what you get. She won't trick you. Piss her off and she'll destroy you. Lead her on and she'll rape you, but she won't trick you.

This fox is moderately trustworthy.

>>23617130
That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by 'God'. You see...

>>23616994
Fine, you got me.

It's really only the first two I can't stand. I'd happily infiltrate the Winter Palace a dozen times if it meant never stepping foot in a Succubus Den.

>>23617277
>Trusting a feral fox just cause some pranksters dressed her up in a habit
She'll rape you more ferociously than a ushi-oni

>>23617031
Tamamo is a certified thot, with a loose pussy that has been entered by countless men.

Also, she makes a lousy waifu

>>23616417
Rata-chan would never lie to me! I trust her implicitly.

>>23617277
I caught this fox over here and want to know if she's trustworthy. What do I do with her?

>>23617299
I assure you she's a virgin*.

>>23617287
The habitnhad nothing to do with it. I trust her to be dangerous based solely on her face.

I assess trustworthiness, not hospitality.

>>23617306
Patrol the thot.
Do not hesitate.

>>23617280
>When you have a tanuki harem
I will be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or love quadrants. Each quadrant will be fifteen love units represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect thirty-five love units and you can trade those in for a beachtowel with my face on it.

How do I get a group of teenage scene kid Youkos, and a group of prepoy teenage Inari/Kitsune-tsuki?

>>23617267
Ancient evils deserve to be made into loving housewives.

>>23617330
Be specific. Do I just drop her off in Detroit?

>>23617339
>seven sections
>quadrants

>>23617346
what business do you have around little teenagers, anon?

>>23617226
Damn, look at this white boi thinking he run the show. Now listen here boyim yous and me gonna take a trip to Wankanda formerly known as Detroit if you know what's good for you.

>>23617386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHUjgK77gfw
that's part of the joke

>>23617398
They can be adults, as long as they look and act like teenagers.

>>23617419
that would mean that they are power rangers.

>>23617434
That's acceptable.

>>23617360
In fact they make the best wives of all.

>>23617434
What's wrong with that?

>>23617081
They're typically well drawn!

>>23617339
>when arguing with a March Hare for the first time

>Checkmate.
>Oh! So you admit that you're checking me out and you want to mate.
>Ooh! You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?
>No. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out.
>Oh, yeah? You only got one penii? Let me see it.
>See with your eyes, not with your mouth.
>I'll call your bluff. I'll see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you with my hand.
>Ante up.
>Auugh! Damn it!
>What's wrong?
>I crapped out, but I'm tough. I can suck it up.
>Ok. Count of three, we show what's under the loincloth. Wiener take all.

>>23617449
teenagers need to be real teenagers not adults playing as teenagers

>>23616065

I really want to be a hellhound's beloved fucktoy.

>>23617476
While real teeangers are preferable, mamono can make the latter indistinguishable.

>>23617477
Cute!

>>23617478
This, but with an awakened Alice.

>>23617471
I lost a few SAN points trying to understand this conversation. Is this the power of Wonderland?

>>23617411
why has this gained in popularity recently?

Tell me anon, would your heart and actions be utterly unclouded in a situation like this or would you fall prey to baser instincts?

>>23617571
It has a dedicated fanbase, who still like it and reference it. It's less a gain in popularity and a lack in loss of popularity

>>23617366
Don't let her in. Get as far away from her as possible. I'd trust her about as far as I could throw her.

>>23617600
>would you fall prey to baser instincts?
Only if it's a cunny party

>>23617600
>would your heart and actions be utterly unclouded in a situation like this
Of course. Or so I'd have everyone believe, with the real reason being that I'm too shy/insecure to take advantage of the situation or make any moves.

>>23617600
I have /v/-tard brand autism. I'd be easily offended by their advances, or spiral into anger from a slight bit of upset. My instincts wouldn't kick in until it's too late and they fuck off.

>>23617600
My goal, on the way to achieving my dreams, with the help of my waifu and for the sake of us both, is to achieve such peace of mind and clarity of purpose.

"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of Justice."
Someday I will say those words.

>>23617600
baser instincts are to be ignored

Is it normal to get an erection after a Hellhound protects you and fights off an order platoon wanting to harm you? Is it okay to suddenly want to fill her belly with pupies after this even if I havent even met her before this? I hope she isnt offended.

>>23617600
Depends very heavily on the party members.

>>23617703
No

>if you win a game of Go against a shoggoth she will be your eternal servant and won't do anything shog-like without your permission. If you lose, she will drag you into the Shog Dimension where you'll be raped non-stop by an infinite number of shogs forever in a void full of shogs.
Would you be up to the challenge?

>>23617600
Is mana stored in the balls?

>>23617711
That's a lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

Which girl is best at strip poker? Who's the worst?

>>23617711
Go is a shit game true thinkers play chess

>>23617711
No. I have Jinko abs to lick.

>>23617726
I like to think devils always take wagers but are really bad at gambling.

>>23617703
>Order party beat up by this Anon's impending wife
>Nearest temple is dangerously far away
>Stop by my potion shack for a quick heal
>Separate men and women "for sake of decency"
>Men get healing-infused dark matter mist to activate any potential Alps and make the other men more susceptible to mamono on their way home
>Any Alps I find cute are discretely invited to stay
>Girls given potions secretly containing Roper eggs, Parasite Slimes, Matongo Spores, or a corrupting Flayer tendril
>Any resulting mamono that I find attractive are given the self-same invitation
>One Hellhound's actions indirectly gave me a harem, and a few Order soldiers wives

I know my waifu likes to poke fun at me by calling me a pervert, and plays off her milking me all the time as an effort to suppress my lust so I don't run off and find myself a harem if she looks away for two seconds...

But honestly, if she senses I'm in a rut, she'd probably forcibly get me to stop, relax, and refocus on product things.

She enjoys seeing me drowning in ecstasy, but she doesn't want me to actually drown. It's a comforting sentiment.

>>23617733
you're a freak

what's the safest area to be in to exercise freedom in the Mist Continent?

>>23617733
I genuinely don't get the appeal, but you do you.

>>23616065
Soft times breed soft porcs.

>>23617787
That one maledom kingdom.

>>23617711
i'd rather get a deck of cards and play Bullshit instead

>>23617703
Yes

>When things look like they may start letting you out of quarantine but the wife doesn't want you to go.
The yandere increase will be real.

>>23617711
>She makes numerous mistakes that are easy to capitalize on.
>You're one move away from winning.
>She waves her appendage and the pieces melt and seep through the board, then reform into an image of a skull.
>"There all my pieces, Anon. They always were. I just no longer want to play."

>>23617858
>wanting to go outside
People and germs are 2 spooky. All I need is Shoggy. She'll never let anything bad happen to me.

>>23617600
>implying they'd give you a chance

>>23617779

We fap to one eyed girls, dragons and literal eldritch abominations. Freak is the norm here.

>>23617793

Neither do I get the appeal of Sandworms, Alices or why anyone would go after MGs with standards like Lizards but I guess this is why there are MGs for different tastes.

>>23617787
>>23617828
The Land of the Four Souls.
I hope it get's expanded on. Monster hunting sounds like a lot of fun.

>>23617907
i like to fap to buttholes under meaty tails

>>23617807
>Era of peace leads to soft, thick, lazy P'Orc tribes
>Find them easy to conquer and subvert, and leave in bondage
>However, I'm not into P'Orcs, or into thick in general
>Make a massive profit selling P'Orcs and tribes off
>Hopefully draw the attention of a cute Tanuki while doing so

>>23617907
Alicefag here.

Pre-awakening, Alices appeal to corruption and defloration fetishes by being a girl who becomes innocent again every time the sexual activity ends. In addition, the passive lewdness and "molest me" aura make for very good powerbottoms, and play into obliviousness kinks.

Post-awakening, Alices are turbolewd girls who can then fill a massive variety of roles, depending on the lewdness pre-awakening and the Wonderland journey.

A gang of alps bullying a man by getting him dresses, bras, and other such things and saying stuff like "He is almost ready." and "Soon."

>>23617828
More like "humandom" than "maledom."

>>23617912
They don't really hunt monsters though, they just want to conquer the other two factions and so engage in a continual state of (pretty much nonlethal thanks to all the realm silver weapons) war with them.

>>23617828
>>23617912
not him but that place is literally mainland China but with actual war. fuck that. Land of the Four Gods is where it's at. It's monster girl Hong Kong.

>>23617944
I will take those thick P'Orcs.
Gonna be the cuddliest warband.

>>23617912
>monster hunting
Beasts or Mamono?

>>23618006
Yeah

>>23617998
Hinezumi are cute, but I'm not much of a fighter. Even with MGE's JRPG nature, I'd more likely be a support class/indirect fighter like an Alchemist, Cannonneer, Mechanist, or Merchant.

the Amanomiya clan ain't got shit against, let's say, a big ushi-oni without an eye-sash, right?

>>23617998
>>23618006
Not much difference. In the end it involves the monster girl getting subdued and wifed.
There are plenty of monster rogues that need to be brought to the law. Some of them may even be spies. One must be prepared and set up defenses and traps.

>>23618054
A continent of heathen youkai sluts!

>>23618054
I don't know, I wonder how much of Mist Continent society is just the monsters going along with it for their own reasons. i.e. the monsters in the other two factions let The Land of Four Souls operate as it does because one (Land of Four Gods) has no interest in conquering, and the other (Land of Four Fiends) finds the Land of Four Souls a great renewable source of husbands.

And as for the monsters who live in the Land of Four Souls, they seem to be the more passive sort who are fine with the humans being higher ranked so long as they get the love and essence they want out of the relationship.

After all, for all their talk of human domination even the Land of Four Souls owes some of its power to the god-like monsters that bless their xian (incubi) with their power. Tellingly these humans seem to recognize the contradiction, in that they have decided those monsters are gods rather than monsters (and thus they can keep teaching that humans are higher than monsters).

>>23617983
>Group of Alps does this to me
>Jack off on any female clothing they buy me then toss it back to them

>>23618156
I get a little concerned around high charisma girls like the pandas, satyros, phantoms and hatters. They could sweep me up in their rhythm easily.

What is you waifu's favorite color?
One of mine like purple, and the other likes red!

>>23618156
The monsters lack direction and purpose. It is man's duty to give them purpose by making them into prudent wives.

and then the demon lord defeated the hero, and after deeming his power worthy to be her aid, she took him as her husband and they had lots of kids together and stuff and it was happily ever after the end

>>23618213
you have two wives? why do you have two wives?
how do both of your wives feel about each other?
what's life like with two wives?
what's it like to have children from both wives?
how do these kids feel about being half-siblings?
what's the relationship between the children and their respective half-mothers like?

>>23618258
why is that when a man fights a monster, the monster always wins, are monsters way stronger than men? should they kick out the male rulers of all kingdoms and replace them with monster girls to ensure a safer and better world for all people?

>>23618283
Because the Order cannot into monster hunting. They don't even bring the ball gag when going off to fight the local vampire.

>>23618258
God I wish that were me

>>23618283
Yes, and yes.

>>23618309
Fuck off, feminist simp.

>>23618333
Uh oh

Someone can't separate fantasy and reality again

>>23618265
>You have two wives?
Yeah.
>Why do you have two wives?
It just sort of happens.
>How do both of your wives feel about each other?
They're on good terms.
>What's life like with two wives?
Exhausting, but also fulfilling.
>What's it like to have children from both wives?
Not too different than having 2 children from 1 parent.
>How do these kids feel about being half-siblings?
From what I can tell, they treat each other like normal siblings.
>What's the relationship between the children and their respective half-mothers like?
They prefer to talk about more personal subjects with their respective mother, but they still care and respect their half-mother as family.

>>23616065
The gazer doujin is now available on Sadpanda.
https://exhentai.org/g/1625136/a6ba3aef49/

>>23618308
That might be my favorite image.

What kinds of bedtime stories do momsters tell their sons

>>23618339
Compared to the reality of more and more women being promoted into incompetence, probably very different because monsters aren't brainwashed gender studies graduates.

>>23618373
I love the idea of an apophis who doesn't actually need to give her slave/attendant/husband orders.

Like she could order her boytoy around but gets her will across through allure alone

>>23618359
Anterdels part was masterful.
Shame the eyestalks weren't featured more prominently throughout.

>>23618387
the story about how the arachne saved a little boy from abusive parents and became a better, stronger, and more loving mommy!

>>23618397
The people who can't separate fantasy from reality are the people complaining right now that orcs are racist

So you should probably learn to segregate real life considerations or you'll be just as bad as they are

>>23618387
"The Very Hungry Greenworm"
"Green Humptys and Ham"
If they aren't reading some MGE variant of a regular children's book, they're making up stories about brave heroes becoming loving husbands to a fair monster princess.

>>23618411
Orcs are considered racist? Did the city-slickers in London get triggered?

>>23618421
>"The Very Hungry Greenworm"
I loved the ending to that book.

>>23618421
>I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
>I do not like green humptys and ham.

>>23618469
Would you like them *pomf* on the bed?

>>23618387
Everyone Cums is a good children's book, written and illustrated by a youko in Zipangu

>>23618211
At least they'll treat you well.
Unlike foxes and succs.

I'm not saying they're all bad, but a CC of either, a fox with upwards of lemme say 3 tails, or any manner of arch-succubus, will break you in an instant.

I want to suck my daughteru's toes.

The sounds of creation atrract gramlins

>Nobody talking about their waifus
>Far more bants than usual, and a severe lack of "this is ruining my hugbox, get out" posts
>No sign of the loli/flats vs cowtit wars
Is this the Bizarro /mgt/? Or is /monster/ having a sleepover at our place for tonight?

>>23618359
Goodnight Gazers

May we meet in the land of dreams...please...at least once...

>>23618483
>I would not like them on the bed
>I do not like green humptys and ham.
>I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

>>23618410
What a nice spider how did she rescue him

>>23618514
FOOL
this is the dead hour
where things are dead
it will happen eventually

>>23618397
Shut up you god damn mra sperg

>>23618519
Would you love them on a train? Would you love them in the rain?

>>23618514
I'd waifupost if I had one. And while cowtits aren't to my preference, far be it from a degenerate like me to judge on tastes.

>>23618508
I wouldn't mind letting my daughteru wear some tight latex toe stockings and doing some foot play once in awhile myself.

>>23618536
>I would not could not in the rain
>not on a train
>not in a bed
>get it through your head
>I do not like green humptys and ham.
>I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

>>23618554
My waifu is always prepared for latex foreplay

>>23618577
So are mine, but they don't grow it naturally.

>>23616669
>>23616612
I know it's meant to be a wolf but with the way it's drawn I really like the idea of a neko-wight. Not a combination that comes naturally but it kind of works.

>>23617197
I have a 5 comfirmed wives so far, each with different hair colors: yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple.
What are some species that looks good with red hair and ones with orange hair? Trying to get a rainbow harem.

She's too perfect

Oh dear

>>23618577
Is it just me, or does Gazer in this picture look like a bobble-head? How can that little pencil-neck hold up her head when it's the same size as her torso?

>>23618718
whys she got latex on under her clothes?

>>23617891
Depends on the party.

>>23618669
Redhaired dullahan, orange haired fox girl. European, not a nippon kitsune.

>>23618735
It's a spider-silk bodysuit because she's albino

>>23618751
still hot

>>23618761
Giving her an actual practical reason to wear it just makes it better

>>23618718
Faking pregnancy?

>>23618765
true.

>>23618718
It's just a prank, bro

>>23618751
Oh there's a new chapter out today! Thanks for reminding me.

There are a few species of mamono I could see myself marrying, and while I love the idea of a harem, I usually am only able to fantasize being married to one or two at a time.

the character design team for AL really know what they're doing
especially in the fluffy-tail department, damn
they keep dropping new ones and they're ALL absolute bombshells

>>23618794
I didn't know either. I wasn't even going to start looking until after the 1st

Also

REMOVE HORSE

>>23618834
LATECOMERS ARE UNWELCOME

Wake up, see this, what do?

>>23618869
Touch fluffy tails, resume sleeping

>>23618869
>post number ends in 69
It's a sign of what I'll do...

>>23618869
Assume I'm having the fluffy-wife dream I've been hoping for, go in for the hug+kisses and see where we go from there
be profoundly shocked when I don't eventually 'wake up'

>>23618869
If they smell nice, I'm cuddling them and going back to sleep.

>>23618869
Be confused why someone else's wife is in my bed.

>>23618839
Would be great if we could have a best girl osananajimi end.

>>23618514
>Nobody talking about their waifus
what's wrong with that.

>>23617726
Gobbos have the worst luck

>>23618914
This

Mofu is a false god

>>23618918
I read the second LN and it ended with them "discussing things". It almost looks like they might be arranging a sharing plan which really irritates me

He owes his passion in life to knowing her as a child. They work together. They have the same vocation. There's obviously something there. This is much more in-depth than the usual childhood friend thing

If she even has to share (losing is impossible) it'll be awful. Especially with how vapid the horse's fixation on him is. She basically asked if he wanted to fuck her on their first meeting and hasn't progressed since then.

>>23618953

I'm gonna go and challenge a lizard girl after getting buying a over powered strength potion from a lich.

>>23618923
I'm neutral on mofu.
But if I woke up in that situation, I'd be suspicious of a shapeshifter or illusionist.

>>23618963
Her potions are too strong for you

>>23618963
You're still beaten because you lack agility. Especially with your newfound strength.

But she takes pity on you and offers to take you dancing at the local tavern to hone your footwork

>>23618966
Foxes are shapeshifters, so if you're next to one that is visibly such it can be assumed they are not currently transformed, no?

>>23618978
I have money, I should be allowed to buy her strongest potions

>>23618986
Unless they're assuming the form of a prettier fox. For example, she could be pretending not to be an old hag.

>>23618986
But why would a fox be sleeping naked next to me? I'm pretty neutral on foxes, and there are plenty of guys who love them.

>>23618978
But I'm going into battle!

>>23619020
>>23618990
Her potions will kill you, traveler. You cannot handle her potions.

>>23619037
What kind of effects does Lich milk give?

>>23619037
What makes tiddielich's potions so strong?

>>23619096
Vast magical power.

>>23618577
Aw that's the good stuff dude

Monster Energy Drink!

>>23619108
I'm getting strange temptations from this picture.

I devils are cute, and need more love.
Imagine her tempting you with all her might, promising riches, women, power all to make you a depraved incubus.

Then after turning her down repeatedly and frustrating her you tell her all you want is her Love.

On a seperate note wish more fics would focus on the love portion of monster girls rather than the lust. Nothing wrong with lewds though.

Loli Harpies or Loli Kikimoras?

>>23619081
+10 addiction

>>23618869
Honey, I said to ask before you invite a new waifu over.

>>23619228
yes

I want to confess to a dangerous fox

>>23619232
Bicorns are so fucking trash holy shit. Imagine being such a pathetic piece of garbage that you let your partner sleep around. I probably shouldn't say that though, those nasty ass bicorns probably get off on people insulting them.

>>23619193
Imagine mindbreaking a Dark Angel with a deep-seated desire for gentle, romantic love. Like, she does the intial rough sex and desire sense, starts teasing you about all of your fetishes, from the most mundane to the most depraved, and then she gets to your desire for love and starts crying as the very concept of love eludes her, and she cuddles against your chest, asking you to help her understand love.

>>23619291
>those nasty ass bicorns probably get off on people insulting them.
I know! Isn't it great?

>>23619304
YOUR FETISH IS SHIT!
SHHHHIIIIIITTTT!

>>23619291
>eager cuckqueans who want their husband to get the best pussy - not theirs
>likely enjoy being degraded while doing so
>still loyal and loving
>will likely enjoy it all more if you do romantic, sweet things with her
>also gets an exhibitionistic pleasure out of people seeing her on dates with her husband, and other girls knowing by her species alone that she's completely down for them walking up, flirting with him, and "stealing" him from her

What if I accidentally think a bicorn is a unicorn and have a monogamous relationship with her

Can we not go in depth into the cuckcorn?

>>23619310
>>23619356
Just hide and ignore if you can't handle it.

Cute ice oni!

Young love!

Big girls!