/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23212488
Forever underappreciated.

>>23212488
Basado y rojoempastillado.

>>23213003
She's a big girl

>>23212488
Why is her mother so hot?

>>23213370
hoh hohh~

>tfw the end of the world is near
>soon you'll be able to buy a teenage girl's virginity for a few rolls of toilet paper

Was it really possible to solve the epitaph with just the information from episodes 1-4? Because I'm calling bullshit on this guy's solution: https://youtu.be/oe43Q_G0hPg

>his reasoning and line of thought was so weirdly correct that it felt like he had more info than just reading only ep. 1-4
>he "correctly guessed" that he should be looking for railways in Taiwan, when there was not even a mention of Taiwan (nor railways) in episodes 1-4, just because "lots of development"
>also "correctly guessed" that 'quadrillion' was the word he should be using for the epitaph.
>"correctly guessed" that the chapel was the only place secret should be located.
>pointed out that "gouge the x" was about "rotating it"

I don't think that the epitaph was even remotely solvable without at least a fair amount of knowledge of Japanese and Kinzo's hometown (which Taiwan wasn't mentioned by Genji until episode 7). This guy "apparently" had no knowledge of both but was able to solve the epitaph. Ridiculous.

>>23213389
ANATA!

>>23213391
>ywn hoard all the toilet paper in Hinamizawa and wait until Satoko pathetically admits that she needs it and begs you to give her some

>>23213264

>>23213398
>he "correctly guessed" that he should be looking for railways in Taiwan, when there was not even a mention of Taiwan (nor railways) in episodes 1-4

If I remember correctly, people who solved the epitaph used the sweet fish river as the hint that points towards Taiwan.

Was it really possible to solve the epitaph with just the information from episodes 1-4? Because I'm calling bullshit on this guy's solution: https://youtu.be/oe43Q_G0hPg

>his reasoning and line of thought was so weirdly correct that it felt like he had more info than just reading only ep. 1-4
>he "correctly guessed" that he should be looking for railways in Taiwan, when there was not even a mention of Taiwan (nor railways) in episodes 1-4, just because "lots of development" line (which lead him to reason out that it should only be Taiwan?)
>also "correctly guessed" that 'quadrillion' was the word he should be using for the epitaph, therefore leading him to 'Qilian station'
>"correctly guessed" that the chapel was the only place secret should be located (how did he come to this? I don't think there was any point in the question arcs that this was pointed out, unless he already read the answer arcs)
>pointed out that "gouge the x" was about "rotating it"

I don't think that the epitaph was even remotely solvable without at least a fair amount of knowledge of Japanese and Kinzo's hometown (which Taiwan wasn't mentioned by Genji until episode 7). This guy "apparently" had no knowledge of both but was able to solve the epitaph. He also put in his playthrough that he was reading it blind which clearly isn't the case since he was just rereading Umineko. Ridiculous.

>>23213433
The "sweetfish river" line isn't even relevant in solving the epitaph nor does it point to Taiwan, iirc. Even if it didn't explain clearly why he was able to guess that he should be looking for railways in Taiwan. There are a lot of jumps and lapses in his line of reasoning. Moreso, that he apparently doesn't read Japanese, because I don't think this is solvable without using or knowing the original Kanji characters for the railways and some in the epitaph itself. Which is why he didn't get the "village the two will tell you of" part.

>>23213487
Even if it did*

>>23213442
If there is one let's read channel that I would actually believe solving Umineko, it would probably just be Jokrono.

>>23213487
Even if it did* he* didn't

>>23213487
My bad. Not the 'sweet fish river' but the 'sweet fish' itself. That's the hint. And I don't really care about the guy you're talking about to. I just said that most people who solved it used the 'sweet fish' hint. I also heard that it's actually much more easier solving the epitaph in English than in Japanese. The only let's player I've seen in japanese that solved it is ダスト (dust-san). And if I remember correctly, he used the same reasoning.

>>23213498
His lets play persona is such an obnoxious turn off for me

>>23213264
>>23213421
Jessica actually has the best boobs in the umineko cast

>>23213528
That I agree. Felix can be pretty annoying at times lol.
But give me another let's player who actually have proper knowledge about the mystery genre like them and that actually played Umineko from start to finish.

Which Higurashi girl has the cutest anus?

Isn't this virus gonna wipe out all trannies? Their immune systems are fucked by hormone therapy and constantly open crotch wounds.

I feel bad for the 1% that aren't morally bankrupt SJWs.

Post cute natsuhi while everyone's asleep !

I hate old people. I always have. They creep me out, I always thought they were disgusting, with their wrinkles and gnarled fingers, they look like skinny goblins with no teeth. When an old guy/lady touches me i unironically get a gag reflex.
Now, I love Umineko, but Jesus Christ, I hate Kinzo so much it's unreal. I never hated another fictional character so much in my life.
Because of him I couldn't enjoy many scenes that i would've liked otherwise, like the ending of the second game when Battler and Beatrice are in his room.

I have no words to explain how much I dislike him, and this made me hate other characters as well, like Beatrice. Back when i first read the third game she was my favorite character, but when in the fourth episode she mentioned something about her being in the bed with Kinzo I immediately lost all interest in her. I can't stand it. After you hear about his past in the seventh game you're supposed to hate him.
Why does everyone like this guy so much? Oh my God i'm furious i'm losing my mind I hate him so fucking much

>>23213782
>Virus mortality varies directly with health and vitality of heart
>this is exactly why children aren't affected and boomers getting BTFO
>Chinese and SK are way less fat/obese than Italians and Americans among others in the west. italy is full of fat fucks living together. South Koreans are all skinny little introverts that don't talk too much.
>Chinese have slightly higher death rate than SK because of smoking, also effects cardiovascular health, but not to same degree as number of fatties in Italy
>when it hits in America a mass death of fatties shall occur

I'm placing a bet right now, America will be the country most devastated by Corona-chan.
>1/3 have no paid leave
>1/10 have no health insurance and many of those who do risk going into debt if they use their plan
>1/2 of the population 50+ is clinically obese, even more, are overweight
>Religious fanatics and conspiracy theorists have huge sway over the population, promoting fake news and fake information, leading to people refusing to listen to scientifically valid advice.
>Large anti-government sentiment, people refusing to listen to the government because "we dun need no big gubmint telling us what to do"
>Rugged individualism everywhere, every man thinks he knows best and will make his own selfish decisions, since there is no sense of community, leading to spreading of the virus
>Guns everywhere, violence and riots could easily erupt during shortages

>>23213914
Sex with the pure and honest seacat!

>>23213922

>>23213937
There's nothing sexual about wanting motherly love from natsuhi !, she's just made to be a good and loving mom !

>>23213956

>>23213922
Anon if you hate old people i don't think you'd hate just kinzo , there's also nanjo,kumasawa, ronoue and beatrice herself is 1000 years old so she falls in category of a gilf.
Besides aren't you happy that kinzo most of the time remains dead in episodes ?

>>23213981
Also shit by ronoue i mean genji

>>23213955
Why is Rena so fucking pathetic? Her cute girl schtick falls apart the moment you realize that she's human and still needs to shit.

Anyone remembers MEMORIES OF UMINEKO and THE USHIROMIYA RAPEFEST?

>>23213981
Well I do dislike Kumasawa and Genji, but in their case it's just my standard hate towards geezers. And I don't mind the witches, they might have lived for 1000 years but they still look cute.

>>23212488
This place still reeks of estrogen. When will the discord trannies actually leave for good?

>>23214023
when italian anon returns

>>23214023
I wish normal trannies knew about Umineko, instead of these brainwashed authoritarian pieces of fucking shit from discord.

>>23213922

Maria is so adorable, and yet she has a spooky skeleton inside her body. Disgusting! Lewd!

I hate little kids. I always have. They creep me out, I always thought they were disgusting, with their hairless body and sticky fingers, they look like plastic dolls with missing teeth. When a little girl/boy touches me i unironically get an erection.
Now, I love Umineko, but Jesus Christ, I hate Maria so much it's unreal. I never hated another fictional character so much in my life.
Because of her I couldn't enjoy many scenes that I would've liked otherwise, like whenever the adults were trying to come up with theories while Maria was around and she would just go off about magic.

I have no words to explain how much I dislike her, and this made me hate other characters as well, like Rosa. Back when I first read the second game she was my favourite character, whenever Maria showed up it was just to make Rosa look like a bad person and I immediately lost all interest in her. I can't stand it. After you see Maria acting retarded and driving Rosa insane all the time you're supposed to be annoyed as fuck by her and understand that she needs a good beating. Why does everyone like her so much? Oh my God i'm furious i'm losing my mind I hate Maria so fucking much.

>>23213522
It's true that you need to use the 'sweetfish river' line as a hint to refer to it to Taiwan. But Newt just skipped a huge step in reasoning out how 'sweetfish river' part just "magically knew" that it has to be Kinzo's hometown. As the Witch's Epitaph is a riddle with heavy wordplay in it, it's impossible that he would go from 'sweetfish river' hint to 'Taiwan' or more specifically 'Tamsui/Danshui river' as the answer without first going through the wordplay part of the Kanji. In his video he said he got to that point because of the lines "There are lots of development..." which lead him to the conclusion that it has to be an inland city yada yada and then he got to Taiwan because of 'the air raids' and 'it was developed sincw then'. Ridiculous line of reasoning.

There's also the part where he knew that the secret location for the 'Quadrillion' key would only be in the chapel, which is impossible that he knew that because the Chapel wasn't explored upon enough for him to know that the relief on the chapel would be the key which was only revealed on the Tea Party on Episode 7.

He shouldn't be able to 'just' to these conclusions and solve just because "intuition". His let's plays aren't a blind playthrough. He already knew almost all the big secrets and riddles of Umineko and he's just passing it off as a first time reading mixed with his insight/commentary, which most are weirdly spot-on for a first reading, so that he would come out as an clever detective that he is. He's a complete hack.

>>23214585
I know my post reads like a retarded copypasta, but I was serious when I asked why does everyone like Kinzo.

>natsuhi thread
based

I hate servants. I always have. They creep me out, I always thought they were disgusting, with their dirtied fingeds and overworked backs, they look like robots with no emotion. When a servant boy/lady touches me i unironically get a gag reflex.
Now, I love Umineko, but Jesus Christ, I hate Genji so much it's unreal. I never hated another fictional character so much in my life.
Because of him I couldn't enjoy many scenes that i would've liked otherwise, like the ending of the first game when Genji, Kumasawa, Nanjo died and Maria was singing in the parlor room.

I have no words to explain how much I dislike him, and this made me hate other characters as well, like Kumasawa. Back when i first read the first game she was my favorite character, but when in the later moments she mentioned something about mackerel I immediately lost all interest in her. I can't stand it. After you hear about her mackerel jokes in the first game you're supposed to love her?
Why does everyone like this old woman so much? Oh my God i'm furious i'm losing my mind I hate her so fucking much

>>23214504
>little kids
Maria is a kid, not a little kid.

>>23214602
meant to quote >>23214504

>>23214602
People like him for a lot of reasons. One reason I like him is a reason I like a lot of characters; he has depth and you can understand and sympathize with his actions in a way despite how fucked up they were. Another is how meme-able he is, he's just fun. A big one for me is during the halloween party with Ange, despite being magic and made up, it makes it seem that before he started to deteriorate that he could have been a fun and caring person. The relative at family gatherings who knows how to be a child at heart.

If you hate Kinzo, I feel that you're missing something. I don't see how you can really like any character in Umineko, because they were all fucked up one way or another.

>>23214834
there's something about rape that isn't as redeemable as murder in fiction

>>23214834
Only SJWs get so outraged about rape that they become incapable of seeing Kinzo as anything but an one-dimensional monster.

And it's even more stupid when you realize that Kinzo didn't actually RAPE anyone. He just groomed Beatrice and made her grow ignorant of the world so he could have his perfect little waifu. Call that statutory rape or whatever. But these fucking SJWs act like Kinzo violently raped her as she screamed and begged for her life. Nothing of the sort happened and I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it.

Kinzo should be hated for bringing up such a mentally stunted shell of a person in the first place, not for fucking her afterwards. What was he planning to do with his daughter if he died of old age? Keep her living in a fantasy world forever?

>>23214975
I almost fell for it at the first sentence, but the second one gave it away

>>23214975
>Nothing of the sort happened and I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it.
Imagine...

Why didn't Kinzo just fucking dump his wife and stay with Beatrice? Nobody needs to know what he does in his free time, so her being an illegal immigrant doesn't matter.

If Beatrice hadn't died so soon, Kinzo would've managed to become super rich thanks to the hidden gold in 5 years tops. By that point, he'd have no need for his wife or a good public reputation. Just divorce that bitch.

>>23215027
Divorce? And let the bitch take half the money and the kids too? Nah, just deal with it and enjoy your side ho Beatrice.

>>23214834
>If you hate Kinzo, I feel that you're missing something. I don't see how you can really like any character in Umineko, because they were all fucked up one way or another.
I don't dislike him because of what he did (that obviously didn't help), but there's something about his obsessive nature, how he's constantly screaming and crying about Beatrice that makes him so incredibly annoying and unlikable.

Director Ryukishi is sure taking his sweet time writing his next scenario... I can't just be having vacation all the time without any source of income. I mean, what will I feed to my girlfriend Lambda and my pet Erika if I keep being jobless? I need my next role now Ryukishi! To begin with, why the fuck did Ryukishi not chose me to play as Maricarmen instead?! Why pick the Mexican porn actress instead?!!
Oh wait...Ryukishi you didn't possibly...

>>23215091
Come on, he's a meme lord. That's hilarious.

And I find it really hard to hate old man characters (or in real life), no matter how much they fucked up in their youth.

>>23215109
Forget about Ciconia, Coronavirus will bankrupt him.

>>23215091
>but there's something about his obsessive nature, how he's constantly screaming and crying about Beatrice that makes him so incredibly annoying and unlikable
You pretty much summed up the best parts about him. It's like he's a one-man actor in a big stage every time he is on screen, It's great. lol

>>23214644
That looks like a pbsaffran translation.

>>23215226
It definitely isn't, pbsaffran definitely wil never keep the -sama, the translation's quality is very low, there is a lot of mistakes, typos, sentences that don't sound right, the translation of "our confession" is based on the english one in the wiki and it uses translation tools in the library
& pierre bancov didn't post anything about it on his twitter account
still, Last Note of the Golden Witch was a very fun read and the battler / beato / ange trio are so good together and the translation made it so fun to read

so..umineko saku..what was the deal about that

>>23215681
- includes Tsubasa and Hane
- new episode with new characters and music tracks
- playable on PC/PS4/Switch

>>23213560
so perky you can see her nipples through all those layers.

>>23213956
What about wanting to seek comfort in her motherly bosom?

>>23216896

>>23216934
>What do you get when you remove all the Ka’s from kamome kamome kachin kachin (Seagull seagull clink clink)? Ufufufu, it’s mome mome chinchin (rub rub penis) right? If it’s Battler-kun, I’d rub it for you any time.
>Kya~ Soo bold~

based natsuhi thread

Erik-Anon

Italianon, blink your right eye if you're still alive

Last Note is so much better than I expected

i love eva..post eva please..

>>23218071

>>23214728
No she's my girlfriend

>>23218443
Yeah sure here you go

>>23218443

>>23217415

>>23218903
Rosa in Kuwadorian with eva after that incident

>>23218937
It doesn't matter what Eva does, it won't take back what's already happened. Rosa has already won.

>>23219162
I'm kinda out of semi lewd pics of rosa and eva, help me out anon

>>23219208
Sadly there aren't a lot, but I'm happy to share what I have.

>>23219235

>>23219273

Okay anons, question time.
Which aunt is the cutest?
Which aunt is the most beautiful?
Which aunt is the hottest?
Feel free to put one under multiple categories if you wish, but understand that we're talking 3 distinct types of attractiveness here.

>>23219298
cute: Rosa
Beautiful: Natsuhi
Hottest Eva / Kyrie

>>23219287
Remember that one time Kei Natsumi drew topless Eva on pixiv?

>>23219308
I can agree with this. Rosa's still got more girlish charm which aids in her cuteness. Natsuhi has that air of regal beauty about her. Eva and Kyrie are more sexually arousing, with Kyrie having a cool sexy businesswoman appeal and Eva being full ara ara milf.

>>23218911
>>23219273
found these on some japanese blog.

Thank you based anon, that's what i needed.
now my aunt folder increased by a lot of good pics
>>23219298
Cutest. Natsuhi because she gives off the vibe of needed to be protected even though she shown her claws since ep 1.
Beautiful. Rosa because she has the vibe of a young noble woman which wants to have fun which is also the most attractive thing to me.
Hottest unironically to me is Eva because of her attire and her rack+ her witch form has lewd potential too

can someone explain what the fuck is natsuhis hair

>>23219339
Does Natsuhi ever even go to the beach? She lives on a private island, but it feels wasted when she's not the type to enjoy it.

>>23219363
I feel like Natsuhi's cute naivete gets exaggerated a bit for comedic/moe effect, especially among fans, but I can't deny how adorable it can be.
Rosa's noble air isn't quite as refined as Natsuhi's, but on the other hand she feels way more approachable, which works in her favor.
Eva's easily the most sultry of the aunts. Even Rosa who's canonically thirsty isn't as seductive as her. Her looks also add to this, with the tight china dress and huge jugs making her incredibly hot.

>>23219364
I can only assume it's some sort of past dyejob that's fading out as it grows. Though I assume it could be natural.

>>23219426
>This one we can keep

>>23219282
>When your family is so oversaturated with huge tits that a D-cup is considered small.

>>23219408
>I feel like Natsuhi's cute naivete gets exaggerated a bit for comedic/moe effect, especially among fans, but I can't deny how adorable it can be.
it's to let your guard down, i didn't expect this in the game myself

>>23219467
If Eva-Beatrice embodies all of Eva's repressed greed and childhood ambition, what would Natsuhi-Beatrice be like?

>>23219482

>>23219482
Natsuhi even after all the shit show with her having no kids (and then after getting jessica) she was still not considered a proper member of the family by the siblings so i guess it could be her supressed rage and hatred towards the other siblings (+ that time when krauss behaved like a cunt towards her so also no love from her loved ones besides maybe jessica and the siblings kids)

>>23219515
Well if Eva's sin is Greed, then Natsuhi's is most definitely Pride. It'd make sense for her other side to embody all her pent up frustration at not being given the recognition she feels she deserves.

>>23219515
>>23219536
what's her powerlevel ?

EL MADRE EVATRICE
(FORMA GAME MASTER)

>>23219502
I genuinely wonder if Natsuhi actually wears a bra. The way her blouse clings around her chest gives the impression that there's little getting between the thin fabric and the flesh beneath. Plus the corset she wears over her dress looks like it would be constantly rubbing uncomfortably up against any bulky garments like a brassier. Even official artwork like >>23219208 shows no signs of anything under her blouse.

>>23219542
MAXIMUM

>>23219562
I recognize this passionate talk about breasts, it's good to see you breast sommelier anon.
Perhaps she only has a bra when there are guests and normally she walks around without one because it's so uncomfortable.
but seriously i think it might be because she's wearing corset which might also cover her breasts

>>23219588
Always nice to chat with a fellow breast lover.
It's mentioned in Tsubasa that Natsuhi insists that the head family wear formal clothes at home even during day-to-day life. But even if she doesn't change her wardrobe in order to keep up outward appearances, I suppose it'd be possible for her to ease up in unseen areas. Though it does feel pretty unlikely that someone as prudish as Natsuhi would be lax enough as to leave her Ushiromiya heirlooms unsupported.

As for the corset idea, I agree that it's definitely the sort of undergarment I'd expect her to wear. But given that she's already wearing what looks like a waist cinch over her dress, it feels like it'd be unusual and highly uncomfortable to have on a second similar garment underneath.

>>23219656
Would natsuhi really be so strict with that clothing discipline when walking in a bra for almost an entire day and only taking it off for baths and at night ?.
She'd propably be tempted to have few days off without it.
Also i had no idea what that part of the dress was called, i thought it was just her element of her dress that was an ornament, thank you for the enlightement. Perhaps she has selected days when she let's her heirlooms run free and another days where she has to power through them with the bra on ?

>>23219298
Shannon best uncle.

>>23219784
I actually had to do a bit of digging to figure out the proper name for it.
Maybe it started as an unintentional occurrence. Like one day due to some miscommunication with the servants regarding the laundry she wound up without any fresh bras to wear. It wouldn't even be a matter of discomfort but of pride, as she's forced to decide between wearing unwashed clothing and going without a bra, deciding that the later would be less disgraceful as a member of the Ushiromiya family. It's only after trying it out does she realize just how liberating it feels to let her substantial assets breathe freely and starts to detest the stifling confinement a bra brings.

>>23219784
>>23219918
Natsuhi could probably get away with going braless more easily thanks to her noble upbringing. She most likely was taught proper posture and grace the old fashioned way, such that even to this day she could walk normally with a book balanced atop her head. So even without a bra to hold them steady, her breasts would stay resolutely still as she moves through the house. The volatile globes would remain undisturbed even as she travels smoothly up and down the stairs.

Serious question : how do you get to fuck a mom irl like one in her mid 30s to mid 40s? Surely there are tons of them who would kill to have sex with a young adult in their early 20s
Join a yoga / gardening club? Something like that?

>>23220059
Depends a lot on the mom.
For a single mother, you would probably be best off selling yourself as a stable partner whom she could potentially settle down with. Being good with kids helps a lot here.
For a married one, your best bet would be going after a housewife who's been married long enough for the fires to die down. One who's child/children are all old enough to be somewhat independent so that they're not in constant need of care, probably middle-school age or older. The point is you're looking for a woman with more time than she knows what to do with and little day-to-day excitement. You're on the right track looking into places where those types usually go to spend their excess time. Once you've found the right woman you want to find excuses to spend more time together. Maybe join her on whatever hobbies she may have taken up. You want to make sure she feels appreciated since she's likely somewhat starved for affection, while also giving her a sense of excitement to break away from her mundane daily life. Bear in mind you aren't looking to steal her away from the family she doubtlessly loves, but rather to give her a little secret to feel special and young again.

>>23220059
>>23220174
disregarding Rosa, which aunt would be most susceptible to engaging in a bit of innocent adultery?

HANG ALL WITCHES

>>23220250
kill bitches get witches

I found this nice little Battler x Natsuhi fanfic on some Japanese blog while scrounging around for obscure fanart. Decided to try and translate it for the anons in these threads.

>A MIRACULOUS COINCIDENCE
“Uu- Battler’s a slowpoke! Uu-Uu-”
“Get back here-! You’re in for such a tickling when I catch you!”
Battler and Maria were running through the long, spacious halls of the guesthouse. Battler knew it was bad manners to chase each other while indoors like this, but looking at Maria’s back while dashing after her reminded him of how he’d often used to compete with George-aniki 6 years ago… Such nostalgic thoughts filled his head. Besides, he could see nobody else but the two of them in that long straight corridor. And Battler was enjoying this feeling of momentarily regaining his childhood via the small game of tag.
But then something unexpected happened. Just when he’d thought he’d reached the goal with the end of the hallway right in front of him, Maria’s small body suddenly curved around to the right. Battler followed her around the corner without slowing down or losing any momentum. But as he rounded the corner at full speed, Maria was nowhere to be seen. Instead, there was Natsuhi-obasan’s face at an alarmingly close range.
“Battler-kun…!?”
He saw a startled expression rise to the normally ever-calm Natsuhi’s face for a brief moment.
“Uwaa!?”
Battler tried to hit the brakes, but just like when driving a car it was impossible for him to stop immediately. He collided headlong into Natsuhi, her slender figure easily tumbling over from the impact.
(Crap…!)
Trying to somehow save Natsuhi as she fell, Battler instinctively lunged forward with his long arm shooting out towards her. The two figures landed heavily on the floor with a loud thud that resounded through the hall.
“Ow…!”
Natsuhi let out a pained yell.
(Huh, something feels soft…?)
While still reeling from the shock of the collision, an uneasy feeling welled up within Battler
Looking to Natsuhi out of concern, he realized that in trying to help he’d fallen on top of her.
“Ugh… Uuu~…”
Trapped under Battler’s large frame, Natsuhi, who was more than a little smaller than him, let out an anguished cry.
“Na, Natsuhi-obasan, I’m so sor…!”
He hurried to lift himself off her, putting strength into his right arm to do so. He felt his right hand grasp something incredibly soft and elastic.
“Eh?”
Reflexively, his gaze fell to his right hand.
Natsuhi’s breast was overflowing from Battler’s large hand.
overflowing from Battler’s large hand was Natsuhi’s breast
There overflowing from Battler’s large hand was Natsuhi’s boob
The soft globe had been crudely grasped
Having been crudely grasped without hesitation, the exceedingly soft globe was contorted into a vulgar shape, with the tender flesh bulging out between each of Battler’s fingers as they sank deep.
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
Natsuhi’s ear-splitting shriek resounded through the corridor.
“A…Awawawawa…”
“Uu-! Battler and Natsuhi-obasan crashed!”
The innocent voice of Maria standing beside them sounded strangely distant.
“What’s going on!?”
“That scream just now, Natsuhi-neesan!?”
The doors at either end of the hall sprang open. From the right one came Kyrie, while from the left came Rosa with Eva following closely behind, peeking over her shoulder.
What greeted them was the sight of a mature woman who’d been pushed down in the middle of the hall, a young man who had pushed her down and was now squeezing her breast, and an innocent young girl who was standing to the side watching over them.
The three who witnessed this soap opera-esque scene involuntarily felt their breathe hitch.
“Ba, Battler-kun, What on earth are you doing to Natsuhi-neesan…”
Kyrie cautiously approached looking like she couldn’t believe her eyes.
“Natsuhi-neesan! Are you okay…!? Maria, what happened here?”
A surprised Rosa rushed on over. Eva meanwhile hung back, having quickly taken stock of the situation and was now clutching her stomach while struggling to hold back her laughter.
“U, Um… Th, This is…”
Battler was drenched in a cold sweat and couldn’t seem to form a coherent sentence. His whole body was frozen stiff, while beneath him Natsuhi was in a similar state.
“Ahaha-… Ha, kaha…! Say, Battler-kun? How long do you plan to keep holding that?”
Laughing while wiping away tears with her finger, Eva gestured with her chin.
Feeling Eva’s gaze directed at his right hand, he realized he was still tightly grasping Natsuhi’s breast.
“Uwaa! S, Sorry…!”
Battler hurriedly removed his hand, leaving Natsuhi red-faced and teary-eyed.
And again Eva’s laughter rang out.

>>23220345
~Continued~
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“I’m so sorry! Natsuhi-obasan…!”
Battler kneeled on the hallway floor, pressing his forehead to the ground while apologizing profusely.
Beside him, Maria was happily mimicking him and was also kneeling.
Natsuhi meanwhile was adjusting her askew cravat, having finally regained some of her composure.
“Battler-kun, please raise your head. It’s unsuitable for a man of the proud Ushiromiya family to kneel so readily. Moreover, don’t go running in the halls!”
“Uu, I’m sorry…”
He felt like an elementary schooler getting scolded by the teacher.
He rose to his feet with a red mark left on his forehead.
“Just as I’d expect from Rudolf’s son~ To think he’d be pushing down his elder in the middle of the hallway. How was it? Did you enjoy the feeling of Natsuhi-neesan’s chest? Was it soft?”
“Eva-san! Please refrain from speaking!”
Paying no heed to Natsuhi barking at her, Eva flashed a mischievous smirk.
As the son of her brother Rudolf, she was expecting Battler to say, “Yaa~, That was the best! I wanna thank whatever god brought on such a pleasant coincidence!” or something along those lines.
“Eh…? Um, no… that’s… Please gimme a break~ Eva-obasan…!”
Battler answered shakily with his face bright red.
(Ara…?)
Having heard his plea, the four women gathered there all looked blankly at Battler.
“Nee, Rosa. Battler-kun is the son of that Rudolf, isn’t he? His true, blood related-child…”
“Yeah. That’s… Right? He’s that Rudolf-oniichan’s one and only son.”
Eva and Rosa exchanged glances with one another while muttering.
“I, I’m not like my old man okay…! I mean… Sure, I enjoy stuff like touching… women’s breasts but… Ah~ What the heck am I even saying, idiot…”
As he spoke, his eyes involuntarily flickered towards Natsuhi’s chest, recalling the sensation of holding it in his hand. The memory left his thoughts in disarray, rendering him unable to communicate effectively. He shook his head in frustration, his red hair waving about.
(Ara…)
(Ara ara…)
(Battler-kun…)
(Despite his flashy appearance, he’s actually surprisingly innocent…)
A strange feeling welled up within the 4 married women, tickling each of their hearts.
(Battler-kun… How adorable…!)
E: “Ho, Hora Battler-kun? Raise your head! Anyways, how long do we plan on staying out here in the hallway? We should get back to our room.”
R: “That’s right! I brought some nice tea, so how about I make us all some. Kyrie-san and Natsuhi-san, you’re welcome to come too of course. Come on Maria, let’s go.”
K: “In that case, we’ll take you up on that offer. Right Natsuhi-neesan? Battler-kun, you’re coming too right?”
N: “Yes… Battler-kun, come on… How long do you plan to stay crouched there?”
Thus somehow or other, urged on by the group of tender attractive older women, Battler plunged headfirst into that female garden.

Ushiromiya family, turning the family tree into a family circle as always

>>23220449
Gotta retain those blessed genetics. Either inbreed or seek out those with suitable "potential" to mix into the gene pool.

>>23220345
>>23220400
This is horrific. Do continue.

>>23220478
I'll post more as I translate it. Though sadly there's only enough for maybe one more post before it ends prematurely.
Though we can always let the anons here pick up where it leaves off if they want.

>>23219241
This world doesn't have enough Rosa lewds, that's why it lacks love.

>>23220400
“But really, that must have been terrible for you too Battler-kun.”
Taking a sip of the tea Rosa had prepared for them all, Eva addressed Battler with her usual smirk.
“…And what is that supposed to mean!”
Battler had also been about to ask what she’d meant, but was cut short by Natsuhi’s biting retort. Right. Come to think of it, those two didn’t get along very well…
Eva calmly turned to meet Natsuhi’s harsh glare with a sly smile.
“It means what it means, no? After all, letting out such a maidenly scream? Battler-kun must’ve been so shocked right?”
Natsuhi’s brow furrowed, her teacup clinking sharply as she set it down to glare at Eva. Rosa was looking back and forth between the two as they stared each other down, wiping Maria’s mouth which had gotten messy from eating some candy scattered around. Kyrie meanwhile was drinking tea calmly from her seat next to Battler.
“I apologize. Perhaps if I’d been as *thoroughly experienced* as you Eva-san I would have kept my composure better.”
For her part, Natsuhi fired back at Eva’s snide comment with one of her own.
The smile fell from Eva’s face as the temperature between them turned icy.
Battler could only watch the discord unfold before his eyes, not knowing what to do as he fidgeted awkwardly. He’d long since finished his tea in an effort to distract himself with anything else.
“Natsuhi-obasan, Eva-obasan…! Please don’t wear such grim expressions~ Ihihi, you’re wasting your beauty like that right?”

>>23220824
All of the aunts are criminally underappreciated.

>>23213560
Remember when people dreaded the idea of Battler ending up with Jessica, but then it turned out she was actually the only girl his age around him?

RGD spoiler
I can't believe Oliver died.

>>23221931
Likewise, Battler's Jessica's best bet if she wants a good dicking.

WHO THE FUCK thought it'd be enjoyable to machine translate Umineko Saku
Va bien te faire foutre

>>23222228
Only our confession

>>23222078
What about Kanon

>>23222272
He's missing a key component for said dicking.

>>23222078
There's Beatrice's fat strap on

How were Harem Royale and Hotarubi received here?

>>23222373
Not realistic enough. Jessica deserves a real, natural dick.

>>23222415
Both are really mediocre

Now the question is, do you prefer having a shitty translation or no translation ?

>>23222415
Read a couple of chapters of Hotarubi and it seems interesting. Don't know if there's a proper explanation to the mysteries later on though.

>>23222542
I would rather wait than having a shitty experience.

>>23222548
easy, just don't read it then

>>23222542
Last note was a blast to read

So for you french fags, how was Saku? Did it add anything of note? Was it Tsubasa 2.0 or did it expand on things? Anything that could be connected to Ciconia?

>>23222886
I think Our Confession is ok, Flauros didn't add anything.
Last note however is really good, you learn a lot about Asumu, it gives info on discarded characters and at the end you can see Bern and Lambda heading to Ciconia

>>23222886
Our confession isn't very interesting
Last Note is very good and fun, by far the best Umineko side story, Piece is great

Where is the Umineko themed Animal Crossing clothes?

>>23222052
Yeah it really stings

>get gog version of higurashi
>the episodes i bought don't have ps sprites, proper music or voice acting
i think steam version has it the same, where do i get the proper version anons ?

>>23225587
Here is the PS3 patch : http://07th-mod.com/wiki/Higurashi/Higurashi-Part-1---Voice-and-Graphics-Patch/

>>23225587
But you already have the proper version

>>23225587
I heard the steam version had the music changed
here's the older version with original music: https://erogedownload.com/downloads/higurashi-when-they-cry-hou-ch-1-onikakushi/

>>23225587
https://www.amazon.fr/dp/2953723501/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_kOqDEbGTQAV1V
https://www.amazon.fr/dp/2953723528/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_vOqDEbS1PTHC6

>>23219298
Natsuhi! Natsuhi! NATSUHI!

>>23225587
>>23225768
oh yeah digital version is found there
https://store.cubsworks.com/

>>23225768
pegi 7 ?

>>23225864
Only the minigames

>>23225602
thank you anon, you are a blessing, with whatever net i could squeeze out of my phone i can finally survive the rest of my time at a summer house and now i can properly enjoy higurashi.

The saku trad was patched

>>23225772

So are we in Ciconia for real now?

>>23228181
Yea but for some reason expendables are old people because of corona? I dunno but it seems like young people are using the internet trying to ignore the major issues in the world which would be "adults" problems.

>>23227683
Where ?

>>23228181
I've had strong Ciconia vibes with this virus. Not only the apocalypse shit, but also just the feeling of knowing that an impending crisis is coming, knowing what should be done about it, but being separated from any real power do change your fate.

I'm pretty sure Lingji will come back as one of the blue armor people

>>23228407
meanwhile everything business as usual for me
nothing has changed
the only difference is that I see more a few more white people shopping at the asian market
avoid social media and don't watch the news, then the virus is fuckin' nothing

>>23228181
all is in the name of leading humanity down the right path.

>>23228450
the virus didn't reach every region yet but it's been growing exponentially since the beggining
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
also you may be asymptomatic but you can still infect other people

>>23228500
yeah no shit

>>23228509
so don't spread the words 'the virus is nothing' when it's still growing

>>23228450
>>23228509
did you just want to depict the current situation? I misread that. nvm then

Regarding the situation in where I live: there are far less people on the sidewalks and at groceries. Also one of my neighbours must do self-quatantine and the police is visiting his home once for a while, checking if he's there

https://twitter.com/AIR_News01/status/1241240731659857920?s=09
It looks good

>>23229846
how about a link where the video doesnt kill your eyes and ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViVnzjalOsc

>>23229846
Funny to see Rika with a constant :3 face.

https://twitter.com/The07thNetwork/status/1241254882847240200?s=19

What's the universally agreed upon definitive way to read Higurashi? I already modded the updated console art and audio into it but now I'm having second thoughts, the drawn backgrounds are beautiful but now I'm wondering if I'm going to miss out on a level of immersion that the classic's lack of detail might have .

>>23230362
The original release, in Japanese. Which still is not translated. So if EOP you have a pick of old poison or new poison. I preferred the former

>>23229846
>>23229917
>everyone can still do the same voices from 14 years ago
i'm crying.

first happy thing to happen to me this year so far.

>>23228292
on nyaa like usual

>>23230362
Same as Umineko
Original release with OG spirtes and OG background
Nvl style
No voice acting

>>23230362
You’re not missing anything, console art and voices is a solid way to go.

Console sprites also have more sprites for secondary characters.

>>23230545
>no voice acting
I hardly ever see anyone push for that. The rest is solid though.

>>23230562
Less is more
Especially for a sound novel with such a strong focus on atmosphere

>>23230614
Except a big part of the SN is narrated, and narration has no voice acting. The voice acting doesn’t hurt the atmosphere at all, too.
Sounds like you never read it with voice acting.

>>23227683
Looks better now

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3sbHKGGPE
Club activities with corona-chan. If you lose you get infected!

>>23231022
rei, daybreak and hou have some really nice tracks desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT32lFw6shE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afsp1KHQ7g4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCP1c18OogA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-t88BilVyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjsSGjbnQ70

>>23229846
im confused, is this going to be the same higurashi or a new story?

>>23231446
we don't know yet but it looks like it's going to be a remake.

>>23231446
Remake time

>>23230649
You're right, I should give it a try

>>23223525
I have the clothes and all the different episode paintings.

>>23228447
Lingji is a disgusting slant eyed chink. I don't want her coughing all her coronas on me.

>>23230362
>universally agreed upon
Are you implying the majority is always right? Democracy is trash.

>>23232836
anon is asking about the consensus among higurashi experts, obviously.

>>23232821
I assume there are no QR codes yet?

>Ciconia did so poorly that Ryukishi literally has to remake Higurashi to pay the bills
what a fucking disaster
Phase 2 will probably never come out at this rate

>>23222542
I'd rather read it in Japanese :^)

>>23230362
Steam version with 07th mod to patch in PS3 graphics and voice acting. Lowest censor level. Japanese > French > English in terms of language.

can't wait for it

>>23234841
I wonder how they will stretch stuff out, everything shown was Onikakushi.

>>23227823
this one is good

>>23235953
Thanks. I figured I'd try merging preexisting eroge sprites rather than drawing them myself all the time. Came out much better than expected.

>>23229846
i swear everytime they use that song they remake it more extravegantly

>>23235920
That's probably just because they don't need to show anything beyond that. It's just a pv after all.

>>23235967
>>23227823
can you make one of ange

>>23236567
How's this?

>>23236744
thanks anon

>>23236744
Seriously though, why is the porn and doujins for Umineko all bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g_DBQMTihY
>>23236899
always turn of the golden witch is good

Would you follow her anon?

>>23236984
Only if she really insisted

>>23236862
You're welcome. Always a pleasure.
>>23236899
They're not all bad, just severely lacking. The lack of aunt lewds is especially vexing.

>>23236921
Link it so I can judge it for myself.

>>23237119
its on nhentai

>>23237449
>nhentai
pathetic

>>23236744
ange isnt that big

>>23233876
Higurashi chads always win.

>>23231520
Gotta dip them fingers back in the honeypot.

At times I wonder what thoughts must be going in Jessica's brain when she's in the toilet, clenching every muscle in order to take a huge dump.

>>23238086
This is so cute and well done. I wonder if you (or the person behind it) did something similar for other characters like Erika or Battler for example?

Will Ryukishi ever acknowledge Ciconia again at this point?

>>23239004
He said leading up to phase 1 release that he couldn't work as hard as he used to and he was prone to overestimating his progress because of that, so he moved the release date to a vague "this year" instead. Do you really think we're going to hear anything until it's almost ready to ship?

>>23239164
The least he can do is try to market the fucking thing instead of going right back to shilling Higurashi full force

>>23239198
He was constantly retweeting the Ciconia collab cafe a few days back, what the hell do you want him to do? There's nothing to shill right now.

>>23236744
Very nice, now make lambda with big lambdas

>>23236921
I didn't think it was very good, not my taste.

>>23240788
And her Borges book

>>23240788
No, do Rosa.

Why is Higurashi a pop culture touchstone amongst nips while Umineko is barely known? All the otakuish early 20s japanese dudes I've talked to have experienced Higurashi in some form and know the story but at most they've heard of Umineko.

Is it the difference in anime quality? The fact that Higu's early SoL is arguably more otaku-bait? The fact that you can play Higu on every platform known to man? The fact that nips threw an autistic fit over Umineko ep 8? All of the above?

>>23238193
Based. Umineko virgins and Ciconia fetuses can't compete.

>>23241755
Its only because the higurashi anime is popular and mainstream

>>23238193
Based. Umineko virgins and Ciconia fetuses can't compete.
>>23241755
Higurashi is generally a better VN than Umineko. People here say Umineko is better because they either try to be contrarians or because their first exposure to WTC was Umineko (the anime, not even the VN).

>>23241755
Japanese fanbases also have irredeemably shit taste across the board. It's honestly kind of harrowing how inane and irrational they tend to be.

>>23241790
In western circles it's close to 50/50 though, it's even arguably more contrarian to claim Higurashi is better
Higu has higher highs but it's also an absolute slog to go through

Only 07thCHAD are allowed in this thread, if you didn't read at least 3(THREE) 07th's vn you're a fag.

I refuse to read Answer arcs for any WTC because I'm not a smelly goat who needs mysteries to be solved

>>23241846
Every WTC title is great, I love them all.

>>23241846
Read all 5 of them available in English
Voted Trianthology to the mangagamer poll 3 years in a row
Bought physical higurashi & ciconia
Read Kaidan to Odorō, Soshite Anata wa Kaidan de Odoru which is legit super good for a short story

>>23241913
why no physical umineko..

>>23213003

>>23213956

>>23219367
I can't see why she, Krauss or Jessica wouldn't go swimming, why should they not?

>>23219426
Emotionless face, chest size and hair color are correct, now she only has to change the hairstyle and can go as Kaga from Kancolle.

Is Natsuhi the most perfect human being ?

>>23219515
I don't think Krauss doesn't love her, he is just a idiot and has no idea how he can hurt her with certain actions.

>>23242300
that's Eva(both versions)

Bern & Lambda at the end of last note
extra scene after the credits plays with the main characters in the witch tea party room, Piece introduces 3 unused umineko characters, at the end Erika shows up saying that Aurora's tea party is ready. However, instead of joining the others, Bern & Lambda walk in the opposite direction, seemingly sneaking away.
Bern: Go ahead, we'll join you later
Erika: Did something happen ?
Bern & Lambdas pupils shone as if wonderful was gonna happen
Lambda: Secret, we're just gonna check something
Bern: Something thats crying
Yes.. It's almost time
-Something
-Will cry
Bern: See you later Erika
Lambda: I hope I'll be the good guy the next time
Bern: You know how yo play the bad guy It's fun
Lambda: Maybe we'll play the role of friends ?
Bern: Or the role of ennemies ?
Lambda: As long as I can play with you, both are fine with me
Bern: Do you think we're playing? Or that we aren't ? i'm not so sure..
Lambda: You'll soon find out
[when something cries]

>>23242442
why are they so cool, I smiled for the entirety of this scene when it happened

>>23242442
It's the second time Ryu tell us they're gonna be in Ciconia. I hope he will deliver.

>>23241755
>Why is Higurashi a pop culture touchstone amongst nips while Umineko is barely known?
Umineko is quite renown too in Japan what are you on about?

>>23237831
She can be.

>>23240788
I've already done this one.

>>23240912
Too big for Rosa. But how about these?

>>23215091
How can you read Ep 7 and still not
sympathize with Kinzo's obsession over Beatrice? She was the only thing that ever gave his life any meaning and he not only lost her but also their daughter and, for all he knew, even his wierd incest daughter/granddaughter. He did fucked up shit but life dealt him horrible cards on every possible occasion except when he found the gold.

>>23243582
Not to mention he legitimately believed his daughter was OG Beatrice's reincarnation.

>>23241810
I found it to be the other ways around. When Umineko gets good, it is incredible. When Umineko gets bogged down, it's unbearable (this is especially common in Chiru). Higurashi is overall a more consistent experience. I think Umineko is probably overall the better work, but I like Higurashi more because it never gets bogged down in hours and hours of repetitive and boring dialogue. It also doesn't have trannies.

>>23241755
What are you talking about? Umineko is less popular but not by much. It's only here in the West that we have this strange situation where everyone knows Higurashi for its anime, and only some know about Umineko - but a lot of the people who know about Umineko also played the VN, while the people who played Higurashi are a lot less

>>23220944
AND THEN?

>>23244057
and then there were none

>>23244057
There's not really much left to go on. Though I'm actually considering writing some on my own, continuing off from >>23220400

shion

>>23245824
this kills the satoko

-7 days to the great return

>>23245843
>>23245824
Satoko BTFO

>>23245843
The fact that Satoko can even die is just mindblowing. She's so cute, and yet she's a biological creature that can easily die and become a disgusting rotting corpse! Degrading! Lewd!

>>23241913
I hope you at least read Lucia route in Rewrite, written by R07.

>>23246351
Not interested in key vns

>>23236984
I'd literally tackle her

>>23245853
Yes

>>23242999
>>23243093
Boob anon have you done any higu ones? If not then it would be cool to see Mion in a lewd outfit

>>23247958
How about a lewd princess Mion?
https://mega.nz/#!xhkXFCqb!koc2RvRIs2wrcIxrcyGvvMYFw-TdM2ncM_qqL6mgBoo

>>23248493
You are god

>>23248913
Glad you like it!
https://mega.nz/#!hwMQGYTa!iLfw9YP5QFUNdEC39Mo82SZ9dCFbRvN_dDBHbA1vSS0

Anon please, let me be a witch of the senate!

>>23249017
This is me btw.

>>23246043
the Shion is Satokos greatest ally

want togu hug her

Bashing Teppei's fookin head in and getting away with it!

>>23249441
Do you have a moment anon?

Chapter 2 of Higanbana (The Spirit Camera) has been finished being put into a google doc. I gotta say I really like this one so far. And thanks to Corona I have more time. At least 5 pages a day for now. So come see the 07th script!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZJq-cMEiip31y84MYOrtVFlsAhqL2yOTW-mT5qgAL6U/edit?usp=sharing

>>23249753
>fixed

>>23250055
At least have the decency to make it yourself.

jacking off to characters you feel an emotional attachment to

>>23252828
fills me sense of longing and regret so I don't do it

>>23238086
>>23249753
>>23253241
based and villager pilled

Felt like continuing a Beato sketch I did a while ago, inked it more properly, I’ll probably color and shade it too.

Ange is heavy.

>>23254104
This is amazing, Hope you'll do more Umineko art.

>>23254278
this but with higurashi

Will there ever be a VN better than Umineko?
I keep comparing it to other VN, but they are all inferior

>>23254270
Topheavy

>>23255188
Not likely. The longer it remains your number 1 the more ingrained it'll become in your memory, gaining nostalgia and further heightening your opinion of it. Any potential challenger would need to not only be more enjoyable for you than Umineko was back when you first read it, but would also need something extra that can counter whatever fond memories you may have of a long-standing favorite.

>>23241755
Higurashi came out earlier, when VNs were more popular, and it has more mass appeal. Umineko really is quite niche all things considered, as well as a lot more complex.

It's not like umineko is obscure either.

>>23255188
LOL!
The only good part about Umineko was the music and 1-4.

I have a question : why does Sakutaro, Featherine and Piece wear an emblem on them?

>>23248985
never stop anon

Virgilia is the cutest and most beautiful

>>23255188
Higurashi and Mahoyo are close
If Subahibi wasn't Subahibi it would be there too

>>23255419
Why was Virgilia so damn goofy in ep4? Like damn she was a total joke even for the humans.

>>23255188
Muv-luv Alternative is great. Well, you'll have to go through 2 mild VN(ML, ML Extra) before MLA, but it's worth it.

>>23255724
Ryukishi finally got tired of building up a gloomy, oppressive atmosphere of despair, anger, distrust, dashed hopes and broken promises and instead went full club activities autism emotional rollercoaster mode

>>23255724
Basically all of the magic characters in EP4 are goofy outside the Ange flashbacks. My only guess is that it's supposed to be so ridiculous that it makes people realize this can't "actually" be what's happening, in case they didn't get the message with Virgilia's Braun tube lecture in EP3.

>>23255740
Unlimited and Extra are great tho
I almost liked Unlimited more than Alternative

>>23255744
Speaking of, I wish Ciconia had more club activity-type content... like, wtf is Ryukishi doing having his characters just talk about /pol/shit that doesn't directly relate to their character motivations?
Higurashi juggled character duality everywhere. In the club activitis there's the surface objective of "winning the game", but at the same time the characters are using them to pursue their own hidden agendas. Rika just wants to have fun with her friends, so she'll hold back or give it her all depending on what will be the most interesting, Onikakushi-Rena and Watanagashi-Mion are trying to get closer to Keiichi, Tatarigoroshi-Satoko uses them to show him her vulnerable side, for instance when doesn't do anything to the Bento she made for Keiichi, in comparison to Watanagashi, where she totally ruined his curry.
I realize that this is a lot to ask of a single chapter, but I wish Ryukishi had made the characters interact more on a deeper, interpersonal level.

>>23255833
I agree

>>23220400
The four women entered the guest room one by one, followed closely by their still-apprehensive nephew. Each took their seats in the room’s expensive-looking furniture as they engaged in idle small talk. Rosa went about preparing tea for everyone, allowing the fragrant aroma to fill the room. Battler politely accepted the cup he was handed gave it a small sip, acting uncharacteristically docile. He was having a hard time engaging in the aunts’ discussion, feeling out of place as the only young guy in a room full of mature older women. All he could do was sit there awkwardly, chiming in whenever possible with one of his usual attempts at humor. He had a particularly hard time meeting saying anything to Natsuhi, with the memory of what had just transpired out in the hall still fresh in his mind.

Eva had been keeping a close eye on the whole situation and quickly caught on to Battler’s discomfort. And it wasn’t just him either. Though she tried to keep up a dignified front, it was clear from the occasional glances she was making that Natsuhi was still similarly shaken, perhaps even more so than Battler. Eva wasn’t about to pass up such a prime opportunity to tease the two of them. As everyone else was having fun exchanging stories and catching up, the eldest Ushiromiya sister did what she could to steer the conversation into a more interesting direction. Bringing up their meeting at the airport earlier that day, she prodded her nephew to tell her stories of his relationship exploits. saying how he'd promised to fill her in on the juicy details. Battler meanwhile denied ever making such a promise and insisted that he had no such stories to tell, even seeking help from Kyrie to vouch for him.

E: "Ara, how surprising. I would never expect Rudolf's own son to be so innocent~"
B: "I told you-! I'm nothing like that old bastard."
R: "There there, no need to get so flustered Battler-kun."
E: "But if that's the case, then does that mean what happened before was a brand new experience for you?"
B: "Wha- I, I don't think I get what you mean by that..."
E: "Do I have to spell it out? Was that your first time getting a feel of a lady's chest~?"

the air in the room went cold as the previous incident was once again brought to the forefront of the discussion. Battler was at a loss on how to dodge the question. If he said that it wasn't his first time that would likely just cause them to start demanding the details. On the other hand, if he were to say that it was his first time, the aunts would have a field day with him. Either way it was clear that he would be teased mercilessly. Luckily it seemed he didn’t need to answer, as his aunts began carrying on the conversation amongst themselves. There was aunt Natsuhi, who quickly raised an objection to Eva's crude question, still embarrassed about the whole occurrence. Then there was Kyrie who simply sipped her tea silently, and finally Rosa who playfully gossiped with her sister about it.

R: "There's no way. You saw how Battler-kun was with Jessica at the docks earlier. He's surely got some experience to be able to make such advances on her."
N: "Hold on a moment, what's this about Jessica!?"

then after hearing about the incident from Eva and Rosa, even the previously opposed Natsuhi would join them in confronting Battler, leaving him no option but to defend himself by pleading his innocence. Seeing the normally boisterous young man get so agitated stirred up the aunts and motivated them to press on, finding enjoyment in trying to make the young man admit to his perversions.

While Battler hastily struggled to explain himself to Natsuhi, Eva leaned back in her hair and casually asked Rosa for a refill on her tea. She then used the opportunity to whisper something into her little sister's ear. Rosa blinked in surprise but quickly gave her sis a small smile and a subtle nod before returning to her seat. They let a few minutes pass normally as Battler diffuesed the situation with Natsuhi and steered the conversation back into safe waters. Then once Battler had lowered his guard, Rosa took a bite of some cookies that had been served with the tea, making sure to leave some crumbs on her mouth. Reaching to her chest, she took hold of her cravat and lifted it up to brush away the crumbs, momentarily obscuring her vision and leaving her chest uncovered; the perfect opportunity for a safe glance. It was even more effective since Rosa's clothes normally did a good job of hiding her already less impressive curves, putting Battler less on guard against her than the others. Without meaning to, his eyes flickered down to the impressive swells in his aunt's blazer, taking note of the taught undershirt and strained buttons. it was just a quick peek, one that normally would've been innocuous enough to go unnoticed. But this whole thing had been a setup, and Eva was quick to catch onto him.

>>23256048
Eva considered confronting Battler about it then and there but decided to hold off for just a little while longer. After all, he wasn’t the only one she wanted to tease…

“Oh? Natsuhi nee-san, have you finished your tea already? Here, let me to get you some more.”

Natsuhi gave a start as Eva rose from her seat and approached her with teapot in hand. For her normally venomous sister-in-law to suddenly be acting so considerate was unnerving, to say the least. Natsuhi eyed her suspiciously as she came closer, wondering what it was she was up to. It was only then that she noticed the lid of the teapot still sitting squarely on the coffee table behind Eva.

(Wait, is she-!?)
“Ah-!”

Too late Natsuhi realized what Eva had planned, as the other woman made a show of stumbling forward towards her, the teapot in her hand hurling its contents out from the open lid. She closed her eyes and instinctively brought her arms up to cover her face, waiting to be splashed by the pungent drink. But to her surprise, no such splash occurred. Instead, after a moment of silent confusion, she felt a damp warmth spreading through her torso. Looking down, she saw that the tea from the pot had drenched the front of her dress, leaving a dark splotch spreading across her chest. The feeling of warm moisture was soon followed by a tingling chill as the bare skin beneath the violet fabric was stimulated by the cool air.

“Oh no! I’m so sorry Natsuhi nee-san. My, you’re totally soaked. Here, allow me.”

Eva swiftly rose from where she’d “collapsed” and slithered up to Natsuhi’s side, giving the other woman no time to regain her bearings as a pair of gloved hands darted to her chest. In one fluid motion, Eva’s dexterous fingers removed her sister-in-law’s cravat and began using it to towel off her damp bosom. She made sure to stand off to the side as she did so in order to offer Battler a clear line of sight, putting on a show of wiping Natsuhi’s breasts clean.

Of course, Natsuhi resisted Eva’s ministrations. She tried in vain to deny her offer of help while struggling to dislodge her chest from the other woman’s greedy hands. But this only urged Eva to redouble her efforts, using her superior strength to overpower the demure woman and pin her in place while she handled her delicate breasts even more intensely as if to spite her.

Of course, Natsuhi resisted Eva’s ministrations. She tried in vain to deny her offer of help while struggling to dislodge her chest from the other woman’s greedy hands. But this only urged Eva to redouble her efforts, using her superior strength to overpower the demure woman and pin her in place while she handled her delicate breasts even more intensely as if to spite her.

Battler stared in awe as Eva’s skilled hands worked Natsuhi’s breasts dry. In contrast to their owner's loud complaints, the tender chest offered little resistance as Eva sculpted them into various shapes. The twin globes yielded easily as she dragged the cravat forcefully across them, deforming and springing back into shape each time they were pressed down on. It was impossible for Battler to watch without vividly recalling the sensation he’d felt before, when he’d held that very flesh in his own hand and given it a similar kneading.

The show went on for another minute or so with Natsuhi struggling futily the whole time. Battler kept expecting Rosa or Kyrie to step in at any moment to help her, but neither seemed in a hurry to do so. Soon Eva seemed just about satisfied with her work and went in for the finishing touches. Firmly grasping a bountiful mountain in each hand, she shook them vigorously as if to wring the last bits of moisture from the violet fabric. A faint sound of supple flesh clapping rapidly together could be heard from within the blouse’s confines as she did this, causing Natsuhi to let out a small whimper of shame. This only earned her a scowl from Eva, who chided her for her attitude.

E: "Stop acting so pitiful! I’m just trying to make amends for my mistake. To do otherwise would be an insult to my status as a member of the Ushiromiya family.”
N: “I told you, that’s not-“
E: "You're making this so much harder than it needs to be. Stop struggling already. This isn't even the first time you've been handled today. Or is only Battler-kun allowed to touch them?"
N: "-!? D-Don't be ridi-!"

Natsuhi's face went red as she was once again reminded of the earlier incident, her eyes darting over to her nephew unconsciously. Eva also chose that moment to do the same, catching Battler off guard as both his aunts unexpectedly turned to look at him in the middle of their roughhousing.

(Crap-!)

He hastily looked up from where he'd been staring in order to meet their gaze, but it was clear from the way Eva's eyes glinted that he hadn't been quick enough. He was busted and he knew it. Everyone in the room seemed to have realized what he’d just been doing.

>>23255833
that would mean 50% less Walls of Peace, and we can't have that

>>23255833
That was my main complaint as well. Too much politics, not enough characterization.

Kei-chan? More like, Kei-chad, am I right?

>>23256794
the actual politics is fun
its the talking about politics that's grating

>>23255833
>Tatarigoroshi-Satoko uses them to show him her vulnerable side
You mean her naked preteen human arse?

>>23256890
Another perfect doujin ruined by bald pussy syndrome.

Peaace peaaaaace

>>23257278
Have you ever considered that maybe the problem isn't with them, but with you?

>>23257453
>prefers 80's bush or boring shaved pussy
I doubt the problem is with that anon, that's a gentleman's refined taste.

>>23255833
It had plenty of that. The problem is, it was all packed in at the end in the data fragments instead of the actual story.

I don't understand why Ryukishi would lock them off like that when putting them in the main story would help the pacing, and give more impact to the flashbacks to those scenes at the end.

>>23258953
Because those are the memories they lost to make room in the matrix when the world reset.

>>23259011
That might be the case but he could've set it up like Higurashi's tips and spread them throughout the story after each section.

>>23260090
fucking fat

>>23260195
Higanbana the hair-tentacle rapist!