/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Misa!

Well, I've found peace so I can't even be mad that you swooped in and rendered my OP totally pointless. I'll still post the absolute bangers I wanted in the OP, though, since I'm sure there's some crongelord ITT who hasn't checked all of these out yet and is missing out on so much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECWFlxcGxws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKX5uuyQJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx8TRkyYIhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YLz_SDNTFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx5IQnnpBq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGKEeEnEj6A

>>23093340
It's always good to post some older MVs you like, definitely some bangers in there.

https://twitter.com/MAYU_EMPiRE/status/1234129388641193986
sleeping cute boy

I am a weeb! Everything I do, I do for my waifu! My waifu is an idol, and better than all real idols because unlike them, she is not 3D. Her flat 2D figure is objectively superior to the flabby meat dolls you worship. Unlike them, she does not bow before the porcelain god after gobbling down gallons of ikemen cum! She is pure because as a fictional character every time she even shakes a male fan's hand, it is retconned! As such I am the only man who gets to canonically touch her. And boy, do I touch her! I shoot hot gum all over her big anime tiddies while Dirk watches in the corner and cries. Even now, I'm gumming! I'm gumming! AAAAAAWW YEAH I'M GUMMING ON MY OSHI'S BIG ANIME TIDDIES!!! AAAAHH YESSSSSS, IKU IKU IKU!!! HHNNNNGGGGGH! Ahh... shit, I game so hard my dick almost fell off. Unfff, my waifu looks so cute with gum all over her delicious flat chest. What do you mean she can't have both big tiddies and a flat chest? She's a fictional character, she could have a dick and it wouldn't be gay to suck it! But she doesn't, and I wouldn't even if she did, because I'm not gay unlike you crongelords. It's gonna be a yike and cronge from me... damn, it feels good to be pased!

>>23093553
https://voca.ro/obkuhMuIq9J (me, pls bully gently)
https://voca.ro/9g9KihBKai9 (top tier anime voice actor on /int/)
https://voca.ro/hE5OmXSjAUg (dude on /int/ who made a very cute "hnng")

PS: this is 100% thread-relevant, if you disagree your oshi is getting gummed on by Dirk as we speak.

Could the op stop spoonfeeding

>>23091895
>$80 for a sweater
I mean I get it if it's designer but is this how they really milk their fans?

>>23093357
Yeah. I'll never get recentism, especially with music and shit because if anything, if something still remains relevant that just means it's really good. Also,
>tfw funposts are deleted
Oh well...

>>23093902
It's higher end for band merch but I've definitely see that shit before.

>>23093975
I would have bought it if it was like 5months ago but Winter is literally about to be over this month.

>>23093912
>ywn make fuuka that happy
=(

>tfw you haven't checked your oshi's twitter in a month since you have been wagecucking non-stop

>>23094083
You're making your oshi cry! ;_;

>>23094107
I think I should just turn on notifactions on twitter for her

Is it weird to like a pic from like 2years ago? I mean she would obviously know...

Everyone let's be careful with Corona-chan! I love Yuzu!

Idols eat gum

>>23094114
Notifications? Like, on a smartphone?
>>23094136
Doesn't that depend on what kind of pic is it?

I miss Nonoka bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UpwcaYFRAU

>>23094156

The new Rabbit outfits are a little disappointing. No bare shoulder Yuzu? No bare midriff Yuzu?

>>23094409
>No bare midriff Yuzu?
There is! Look closely!

>>23094324
Me in the back!

>>23094409
sick fuck

>>23094409
If you can't fap to a girl's face or legs, you may be gay. Anyway, the only reason I'm glad that bestiality is legal where I live is that I can have a clear conscience when I fap to Bucho.

>>23094432
>>No bare midriff Yuzu?
>There is! Look closely!
Yes, I think you are right. But how ironic, now that the girls are older their costumes are generally more modest. Compare today with 14-year-old Yuzu's stripper costume.

>>23094538
Modest Karin baa-chan has rubbed off on the rest of the rabbits.

>>23094409
Too old for this shit.jpg

>>23094538
hnng

Songs I'm listening right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_jWR_b3pM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09wDMFn9oTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMC5iORu4bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe8S3Isg5Yo

wack no audience live can still be viewed
https://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv324519185

>>23094538
that spring 2019 outfit though
plus that 2016 look was the most modest to date I think, they change their style like twice a year

>>23093275
Wow, that's a lot of MVs in this OP. Very nice.

>>23095162
>Avatar and signature posting

>>23095188

Wasuta is the worst thing in these threads.

>>23095411
so why do you post here

>>23095411
True, bring back wasuta general

>>23095442
no the touhou threads and other otaku topics are lacking enough space on the board as it is, the whole point of this general is to contain idol groups

can't believe wasutaruka26, a staple of /alt/, got deleted

>>23095464
BASED

I love her

>>23095483
so does tyreese

can't believe someone would false flag idols

>>23095485
but I lover her more

>>23093275
I like how this OP included MVs

>>23095585

Your oshi got me listed in her phone as "dumptruck" because I drop loads in her

>>23094409
Hiding her pregnancy

Let's say you were to message a bunch of girls with dreams of becoming singers, asking them to record some vocals to a song you made. If you didn't tell them about the other girls until the single is released, along with a photoshopped group photo, it'd basically be an online idol group created without the members' consent. It would be alt as fuck... but would it be legal?

>>23095799
I'll add to this because I know there are autists ITT...
>inb4 it wouldn't be an idol group if that was all it entailed
Technically, but that would just be semantics if the "marketing" was done in the idol way. This is another issue I have doubts about, would it count as a scam if marketed as an idol group but without the real-life aspect?

>>23095835
>>23095799
I think it would be legal as long as you actually pay them for sales

>>23095895
If there was any profit, the girls would get all of it in an even split. But couldn't this also make it a scam for them, if they didn't expect to have to share? I expect they wouldn't be enthusiastic about continuing after they learned they were forced into a group. This is why it'd make more sense to make a full album or EP to begin with, but then they'd feel like more of their time was wasted if they hated being forced into a group...

How tall is Monchan?

>>23094409
At least we can still appreciate Emi's beautiful legs

>>23096362
Emi in a bikini

>>23096466
no!!!!

>>23096466
i'm gumming

>>23096495
>tfw ywn be pikarin's human carpet

Hanako-san chads look like that?

>>23096466

>>23096557
he looks like a fine young republican

>>23096557
never seen a more obvious german + russian rape baby descendant in my life

>Page 10 without reaching bump limit

Ummm

Is Fukase engaging in coitus with this youtube guy she's leaving with?

Is Fukase engaging in coitus with this youtube guy she's living with?

CUTE NANASE
U
T
E

N
A
N
A
S
E

>>23098248
who the fuck stacked those pallets

>>23097371
He really hated all those videos in the op wwwwww

>wondered what happened to Aya Higuchi(the blue girl from Beboga!
>find out she does JAV under the name Nagano Ichika
It's really strange honestly. Not entirely sure how I feel about it.

>>23096588
This is art

^ cringe larp

>>23098597
Liking sex and getting paid 4 it is not strange, it's awesome. Good for her.

>>23098624
No, I mean I'm sure it's not uncommon for failed idols to go into porn. It's just kind of weird seeing her go from MV's to JAV.

>>23098632
It's only natural

I actually stopped jerking off halfway through to her 2nd video, it felt really gross. Since then I've only fapped like once a week or less as opposed to 5-10 times a week for my entire life.

now you know you re gay
congrats

>>23098683
It's ok bro, I've had that happen a few times

>>23098754
Gay and samefagger wwwww

>tfw you're in a serious formal situation with other people and think of a funny thing you read in one of these threads
>you desperately try to hold back laughter and make strange hiccup-like noises
>it's too much and suddenly you burst out in a laughing fit
>everyone turns to judgementally look at you
>someone asks "what's so funny?"
>pic related because you wouldn't be able to explain it and you'd sound autistic if you tried

>>23093275
>MVs in the OP

>>23099069

>>23099069
>>23099084

>>23099069
>>23099084
>>23099116
Is Rio the most OBJECTIVELY cute idol?

>>23099127
among alts she is top 3

>>23099131
Who are the other 2?

>>23099158
rin kurusu and thin hashimoto kanna

What's the female equivalent word to "ikemen"?

>>23099169
>thin hashimoto kanna
THIS
QUEEN
https://youtu.be/m98Qnromxzc

>>23099169
>rin kurusu
based

comfy idol

>>23099180
bijin?

>>23099180
ikewoman

objective top 3 /alt/ ikewomen
3. Rio Ohmori
2. Usa Hiiragi
1. Rei Kuromiya

>>23099289
using rio to shield your shit taste remaining two I see.
pathetic

>>23099169
4th must be task Yuuka & or Ano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsCtJDHzTHc

>>23099324
Imagine thinking that Usa or Rei are ugly. IMAGINE.

all idols are cute in their own way

>>23099386
only the u18 ones

>>23099460

>>23099375
they are just fuckable but not cute or gorgeous.

comfy idol

>>23099486
>not cute or gorgeous
IMAGINE!!!!

>>23099486
/thread/
Now next topic before our resident autist gets stuck once more please

>>23099473
Incredible body!

Everyone shut up.

>>23099516
yes ma'am!

>>23099486
This may apply to Rei, but Usa is quite pretty, especially for alt standards

>>23099548
oh god I'm gonna have fun

>>23099714
Beautiful big eyes and smile

https://twitter.com/fujishiroanna/status/1234131588415246337

>>23083296

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGl64DmOC9k

38 minutes of philosophy no dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJkbzVRJ0DI

>I'm in trouble without a photo
>Slightly frowning face

>I just wanted to put this,
>Good morning everyone

>Cute Boy Fuka

>>23100283

>>23100292
is she okay I feel like I should give her some pocket change

>>23100323
cute boy protecting herself from the corona virus

>>23100332
Why doesn't she just ask fans to put gum in her mouth to immunise herself?

>>23100335
Does that work

>>23100340
Scientifically proven, works every time. Gum has properties that boost the immune system against cronge, and the corona virus is nothing if not the pathological manifestation of cronge.

>>23100259
look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJkbzVRJ0DI&feature=youtu.be&t=2094

>>23098624
Well I hope the best for her the whole 'happy whore' trope is pretty misguided. Plenty of people hate their jobs

>>23099069
>>23099084
HNNGH

pikarin finally disowned her ugly dog

>>23099151
Now saved empire.

>>23101166
oh no!

Real uggo hours

>>23101414

>>23101414
Second best Task is cute.

>>23101414
Cuck.

Uggo white knights on deck, m'lady

>>23101733
pased

>>23099460
>>23099473
>such a thin waist
>such a flat belly
I'm gumming

https://twitter.com/monster_dolls/status/1234599473818619905

I hope you are happy now.

me on the left

>>23101839
no, it's cronge, not thinking cute idols are cute is cronge

Yes, we are white knights of Idol.
The sanctity of Idol must be protected after all.

>>23101847
I'll gum on her 'tity

>>23101847
GUMMING ON TIDDIES

This idol is a knight, or at least some sort of paladin or cleric with greatsword skills

>>23102056
Actually, she's just a normie bitch.

>>23102072
takes you meds, demented r9k incel

>>23102072
dased

>>23102072
She reminds you of the girl who first broke your heart? wwwww

>>23102160
Why the hell do you keep adding w's to your posts what do they mean

>>23102275
>The use of wwww to represent laughing comes from the Japanese wara (笑), “to laugh.” With the rise of text-messaging and the internet in the 1990s–2000s, Japanese users adapted the kanji 笑 to denote laughter, similar to LOL.

>>23102160
草

Pikarin's human form is cute.

Here is my Japanese Jewish wife enjoying the sunshine out behind our apartment.

I'm not scared of rockabilly motorcycle gangs or the yakuza, it's these bad babes I'm terrified of meeting in a Shibuya back alley

>>23101149
>>23101156
Dam, this bitch is ugly.

>>23102649
mazel tov gozaimasu

>>23101166
I love Pikarin

Looked at how few views KOTO gets on youtube and I feel kind of bad

So cute <3

>>23103011
We need a live rip or something man sucks being a zurebro..

The only good wasuta related post.

pig posse up in this bitch, first she squeal then drain our dicks

i got a big fat american dog for nanase if you know what I mean

I got a 5.7inch dog for Ruka if you know what I mean.

it's nice that you are all so eager to feed the animals

Wasuta eats dogs?

So which one of these girls were bitchy towards each other?
I'm sure plump midget run is innocent

>>23103754
>>23103759
Forehead mogging every idol.

they grow up so fast...

>>23104310
wtf she legitimately goes to the same high school as Fuka.

>>23104310
Oh Emi

puurui cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f14UeZMIAFM

>>23104562
what the fuck is this?

https://mobile.twitter.com/fumi408/status/1234478919983591425

when you see it

>>23104624
Oh god.

>>23104624
Spooky skeleton?

>>23104624
Is the skeleton fucking the other skeleton?

>>23104632
>>23104643
just watch the video

>>23104562

>>23104649
I only see a cool video, am I blind or retarded? Is it something esoteric?

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUiNJfiWJvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7woyFktbA9k&feature=youtu.be

is this what heaven looks like

>>23104849
Kino

>>23104956
too creepy

Comachiiii!!!

>>23104310
Congratulations very cute Japanese people

>>23104310
and a cute boy

>>23104395

>>23104562

banmon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRjDbTJBhe0

migma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwNiun5dQ2M

>>23104956
Far right has a kid.

>>23105889
Jesus christ, my dick. any more pics of her looking like this? It's really hot.

> Somebody DID give me a RAY CD recently, one of their oshis, and you know, RAY is just amaaazing (but sadly, a group that I cannot seem to get to commit to Idol Underworld no matter how much I see them or try... please message them and tell them to TALK TO ME!). Anyway, hope you guys will give a very warm welcome to all of the groups at Idol Underworld now!

PLZ TWEET RAY TO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH THIS DISGUSTING

>>23105922
Shut the fuck up about your crush, sperg.

>>23105922
RAY is complete shit so it is very fitting for his platform

>>23102917
feelsbadman

>>23106164
Okay then.
Who do you like?

>>23105922
ohh fuck this guy

Feeling down? Corona chan gave you the sniffles? Crippling depression & anxiety prevents you from leaving the house? Too many shitposts in this thread? Devil Anthem is here to cheer you up with an evening out shopping & eating at a Neopasa mall!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTYnyaB_PK4

>>23106707
the world's first dabbing idol

>>23106846
>>23106854
videos recorded for and submitted to the cute boy approval society

>>23104310
>they grow up so fast...
Remember when she barely even had legs?

>>23105922
Who are you talking about

very cute skyfish idols behind the scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr1ZSrVddNk

Fukase has become desperate.

>>23107241
Pased as fuck

>>23107241
Now THIS is paste

>>23107143
No Legs No Emi

>>23107241
yikes

>>23107143
Emi without long beautiful legs is something my mind can't process properly

thinking about gumming to an idol tonight, but I'm not sure who

>>23107325
I miss /ourracist/ ...

>>23107650
>>23107682
Haha so funny XD

>>23107683
I'm not joking

>>23107683
I'm not joking

These girls suck why do they think they can be idols?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyZLufZNmco

>>23107753
They seem good enough but that video angle is making my neck hurt

Cute animals.

>>23105922
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>23107927
How do i get a wife like Yubune?

>all these idols graduating highschool

I wonder what their parents, teachers and classmates think about their idol activities.

This is my gf Nananananananara,

>>23109087
post her pussy hole or fuck off

yikes

>>23109098
Nananara is a beautiful girl with a proportionate face, have some respect.

>>23109087
WHO DAT?

she can be cute...

... but she also has a dark side

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1235127868574724096/pu/vid/960x720/h429ftgh4GEtjpEl.mp4

fun
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1235144405360640000/pu/vid/960x540/xlk2OdwIqi9yGEzu.mp4

aina the endo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18j3AIhjXA

cutest boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kiqe7EblwU

>>23110539
kai, saka-sama

>>23105889
unfff... this is the pic that converts me

>>23109050
>during middle and high school I spent a lot of time with a 40 year old dressed like the guys from Jin-Roh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsboVb1ubCg

there's a marquee festival tomorrow but the groups I was going for all canceled
should I go anyway, any of these groups fun?

>>23109365
>>23109366
>natural beauty
>all wear layers of makeup

>>23111183
Appare, devil anthem, festive and anthurium are all good

>>23111255
alright, I'll check them out
been pretty bored with all events being cancelled anyway

>>23111255
Devild and anthem pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwuARjLxiAo

>>23107753
What do you mean? They don't suck! They don't sing perfectly but that makes them more alt, than if they were perfect. Futhermore, they're lewd and that makes them true alt! They also have thicc thighs and nice flat bellies, I'd gum on all of them! They're TRUE ALT! Which isn't what you can say about many of the groups regularly posted in these threads.

>>23107753
They're also a little awkward, it's cute. Makes them so much more alt! If you think they suck, what are your expectations? Mainstream?

>>23102917
I feel you brah. She just uploaded this concert, looks so fun

https://youtu.be/eUiNJfiWJvk

Based Midget deserves so much more, all of her albums are so good. Why didn’t you save her, /aig/?

𝕴𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖚𝖙𝖊

Cumming in idols is cute

Task consume gum LOL

>>23112327
Very cute.

>>23112529
Why did you make me think of Fuuka kneeling on the floor, her hands on the floor between her thighs, with a long chewed-up strand of pink gum stretching from between her teeth all the way to the floor, her eyes glistening with the pleasure of chewing gum?

>>23113090
This is exciting

>>23113101
You wake up next to Fuuka with no memory of the previous night. She's still sleeping, eyes closed and a smile on her face. She makes cute girl sleep noises. Looking around, you see that it appears you're inside a typical teenage girl's room... is this Fuuka's room? You explore and find her panties drawer. Checking over your shoulder, you see that she hasn't woken up yet. You try to pick up a pair of panties but they're covered in gum, which sticks to your hands, so now you're stuck to the panties drawer. Fuuka is waking up. You panic and try to pull your hands out but can't, and your dick is still hard at the thought of touching Fuuka's panties. Now Fuuka walks up to you and asks you "what are you doing?" but you can't explain because your mouth is full of gum. You look in the mirror and see that you're actually Emi!? Bucho appears out of nowhere and punches you across the room, you fly out the window and Ladybeard is waiting outside, ready to crossdress you. He forces you to wear a boy's school uniform and Bucho emerges from Fuuka's room. Together the two big guys teach you a valuable life lesson. You look up and see that Fuuka is in her room eating gum...

>>23113234
>>23113090
>>23112529
Gum is sticky and can easily get into clothing fabrics and even one's hair! Our task is to scrub and clean all the gum off from the under the tables and wherever it may be hiding!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzU00BsHr1o

Respecting the sanctity of Idol is cutest.

>>23113331
What a nice task to do

>>23113604
>Riko is ug-

>>23113618
ly as fuck!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFNVFckKoJo

>〜• ̫ •

>>23114043
>0:00
Aww, cute girl!
>0:01
So cute!
>0:02
Ohhh, the cute girl is shy! So cuteeee!!!
>0:03
Aww...
>0:04
Y-yes, she's about to say something!?
>0:05
Boop! Ahahaha, this girl is very cute! I want to hug her!
>0:06
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK a'udhu billāhi min ash-shaytān ir-rajīm, a'udhu billāhi min ash-shaytān ir-rajīm, a'udhu billāhi min ash-shaytān ir-rajīm... (((\（〇Д〇'''）

>>23114222
>• ̫ •っ

>>23114222
what

>>23114235
>>23114261
She's very cute, but that smile in the webm really scared me for some reason. It reminds me of those "demon" videos I saw on Youtube back in the day, where a normal face transforms into a scary one and it's supposedly proof of demons or ghosts or whatever. Something about her smile is creepy. Of course I didn't really get scared by the webm, I don't really believe she's a demon or anything of course, it's a joke and how some very superstitious people might really react...

she's totally innocent and harmless

>>23114222
>>23114043
Codomotards everyone

Reading the old editions of /alt/, the content of this thread used to be bright and cheerful. Now..

>>23114328
did you go back far enough to where "fuck off" and "kill yourself" were used so commonly toward new people that it became a meme that they were the names of idol groups

>>23114054
>Riko is ug-

>>23114296
Thinking about it, I know why it's creepy, aside from the expression itself. It's the way she leans from behind the door. You can imagine that she'd pop out like this, making that expression, when you're walking past. That'd be scary, even though she's cute.

Misa time!

/ourhog/ being extra sweaty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBa2x71zgRQ

Has anyone ever said Riko is ugly?

>>23115165
Riko is ugly.

>Nanase
>Looks like Nonoka
>Kinda sounds like her
I think I found /ourrookie/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiGV3lmkvxw

>>23114618
Weird expression...

https://twitter.com/14Hanako_san/status/1235434398301872128
based derek

>>23115689
Hanako is lost. Terek has gummed all over her.

yikes

jinkies

I just pulled a Tamane card!

S Q A U D

Leader in the top left.

>>23116433

>>23115089
A video where she is pouring sweat while ravenously shoveling dumplings into her mouth would make me gum so hard

https://twitter.com/dempagumi/status/1235494319861071873

if perorin's voice doesn't make your dick move, you gay

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1235497906636910593/pu/vid/960x720/SDSFsW3qeRHIdpJ2.mp4?tag=10

>>23116433
Pastel green leader in the middle as always.

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