/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've been praying for a new lore thread to pop up so I could beg lorebro to drop some bits about Reimu as a miko, but this thread is close enough.
Lorebro, if you're out there, can you please give some of your intimate insight about miko, especially as it pertains to Reimu?

God I want to take advantage of Reimu's services while she sighs, ignores me, and stares at the ceiling.

I would pay all my wageslave money to experience those shrine maidens in action.

Prostitution is a normalfag fetish and prostitutionfags don't belong on /jp/.

>>22804276
dead fish paizuri and sloppy vaginal from Reimu is the greatest experience in gensokyo.

Always tell Reimu that you'd rather go with Sanae but you'll settle for her since she's so cheap.

>>22804081
why not just make a lore thread yourself

>>22804056
BNPS is a cute ship

>>22804276
>>22804367
My brothers of fantastic taste

>>22804380
This is also a good thing to do, especially if you use it to piss her off.

>>22804392
usually when you start a thread you're supposed to kick it off by adding your own content and I really don't know enough to say anything that I didn't read in one of the previous lore threads myself. I try not to clutter the board unless it's justified.

>>22804380
what if theres a line and she puts in the back because of it

>>22804321
The only real post in this thread

>>22810402
im real

I'm gonna purify this thread with wholesome Reimu's

>>22804276
I don't think she will able to ignore my 7 inches inside her cunt as I mating press her.

>>22810808
Reimu's what?

>>22804056
What does reimu's armpits taste like?

>>22812553
bad

>>22812553
Grumpy teenage girl sweat.

>>22812553
Sweaty skin.

>>22812747
She's not grumpy she's just broke and lazy

>>22813126
wow a tumblr comment and a caption! Good meme!

>>22814105
what's with the sudden influx of tumblrinas?

>>22813126
Do you beed tk be pistolwhipped back to your shithole site again?

>>22814105
>>22814341

Nibba, I saved that image from a post on this board.

>>22817100
Just because some retard posted garbage doesn't mean you don't have to post it too.

>>22817100
>Nibba

>>22804056
source?

>>22817180
PSR姉貴 and BNKRG姉貴

>>22812553
crusty semen

>>22804321
No it isn't.
Normalfags can just install Tinder and get laid; they do not need prostitutes at all.

>>22821050
Just because they don't need them doesn't mean they don't go with them.

Would reimu mind if you hired them both?

>>22829265
>Would reimu mind if
As long as she's getting paid, the answer is almost guaranteed to be "no".

>>22829265
Do you like ZUN? I've been a big Touhou fan ever since the release of his 1998 game, Lotus Land Story. Before that, I really didn't understand any of his work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on LLS where, uh, Marisa's presence became more apparent. I think Perfect Cherry Blossom was the man's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on rebirth. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three games. Reimu, take off your uniform. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Lunasa, Merlin and Lyrica. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sanae, remove your dress. In terms of danmaku craftsmanship, the sheer game design, this game hits a new peak of professionalism. Sanae, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the gameplay of "She was also living on the border of Gensokyo". In this stage, ZUN addresses the problems of abusive Youkai authority. "Resurrection Butterfly" is the most moving spellcard of the 2000s, about life and death. The card is extremely bittersweet. The danmaku are as thrilling and beautiful as, uh, anything I've seen in Cave. Reimu, lift up your arm so Sanae can see your armpit. ZUN's Windows era seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially stages like "Frightening Eyes No One Loves" and, uh, "Unfortunate Captain of the Holy Palanquin". Sanae, don't just stare at it, lick it. But I also think ZUN works best within the confines of the PC-98, than as a Windows artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "The Trump Card is Always a Bad Move", a great, great stage, a personal favorite.

>>22829265
>>22829265
You have to pay them equally to do so and with a good amount of money (about 8-10,000 yen or so).
Prostitutes never collaborate unless they're good friends or there's nice cash going on here.

I say it's worth paying that much for both, though.

https://exhentai.org/g/1118197/27ce92fe05/
Obligatory.
Introducing new miko to her lawful duty.

>>22812553
hair

>>22830791
I'd say you dodged a bullet because she had herpes there recently, probably from me because I rubbed against it too much.

>>22830791
Her average-ness in everything, including her titty and hip size, is likeable.

>>22831108
Next time don't seduce my wife when you have herpes you STD-ridden manwhore

>>22841539
Can I seduce your wife and finish inside her? Unlike that other guy, I don't have any STDs.

Why pay bottom dollar for Reimu when you can spend a bit more and get a quality experience?

>>22856067
I prefer the gutter slut aesthetic.

>>22804503
I want Reimu's dead fish armpitjob while she's fiddling with her phone!

>>22856314
Same. The disgruntled face, dead eyes, stiff dead fish experience and stick-like body get me diamond hard.

Worst thread on 4chan.

>>22857858
It wasn't until you got here.

>>22856314
this artist has a exquisite portfolio tanhus

>>22857061
I don't know, I prefer the cheerful prostitute that always gives a little bit more of service

2hus are slutes

>>22859528
I like the super slutty gyaru look paired with a bubbly cheerful yet perverted personality.

>>22856067
Aya is too generic. She has no niche like Reimu and the others, and she can't possibly compete with being just a generalist when Sanae exists. Even if she could, I'd still rather go visit Sakuya and get the full unwashed vagina experience if I had large amounts of money saved up.

>>22858960
No, not really.

>>22859528
I can also see the draw in a prostitute who loves her job. It's even better if she uses her body to directly pay for rent, beer, food at restaurants, etc. As in fucking her landlord instead of paying with her hooker income. I enjoy Heca for this role.

>>22859548
And the sluttiest one is Sanae

>>22868978
>>22859548
>>22859528
Sluts are not prostitutes.

OP has sanae in it and what a surprise, the thread becomes a discussion about sluts and prostitutes

>>22874757
Reimu is the number one prostitute miko though.

>>22874784
Incorrect.

You don't have to be a prostitute
No No No No No
You can say no to being a Tou Ho
A Red Light Miko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l3H20wCkeA

>>22804056
Oh wow.
Imagine being Sanae. Such a loser in the real world that she resorts to going to a fantasy world where she ends up a shrine maiden.
Sanae’s living the high life sucking 50 dicks a day. No wonder Kanako is still a virgin at 2000 years of age. Sanae’s busy sniffing semen out of dickholes! Her body is just one massive hole!

I remember the debates between who is better, but you all need to stop lying to yourselves. If you wanna piss your pants, Reimu is the best. If you want your dick sucked then it’s Sanae. Simple. One is a slut, one isn’t.

Nice try, Sakuya

The schizophrenic is at it again

>>22858960
These threads were always shit. They’ve only gotten worse.

man i really want to fuck reimu at full force

Housewife Reimu!
Has never been a prostitue Reimu!
Loves you completely Reimu!
Trustworthy Reimu who would never betray you!

>>22881931
>Imagine being Sanae. Such a loser in the real world that she resorts to going to a fantasy world where she ends up a shrine maiden.
Reminds me of this.
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1206865

>>22882056
wholesome post

>>22882056
Ex-prostitute Reimu who loves you because you saved her from her depraved profession!
A Reimu who every guy over 20 in town has nutted inside!

>>22886127
"Saving" prostitutes ever ends well.

>>22886141
Unexpectedly positive post from /jp/, or a typo? Perhaps we will never know.

>>22886141
Talking to 3ds never ends well.

Would you a prostitute? Or an Oiran / Yūjo?

>>22886127
These types of stories are pretty wholesome and heartwarming, but the sad thing is that you might still get a permanent STD or two which will make you unable to have any children with her unless there is a way to make your descendant not have any inherited STDs from both you and, say, Sanae.
Yet the reward for having a very sexy and loyal ex-prostitute housewife must feel amazing in some way or another.

Then again I am getting into a field that might get some interactions with prostitutes so I'm clearly having an unconscious and romanticized bias.

>>22888996
>Then again I am getting into a field that might get some interactions with prostitutes
Anon the pimp

>>22889627

>>22888996
Gotta tell you, I get rock hard at the idea of having a hookerwife with an incurable STD.

>>22888996
>>22891017
Eirin can cure any STD. Any incurable health problems associated with marrying an ex-prostitute or current-prostitute Reimu that you and her would possibly experience would be strictly mental.

>>22881931
How can Kanako be still a virgin if she's been living with Suwako for millenia?

>>22813126
here

>>22888996
What field?

>>22892811
Might become a social worker that will work in those women's shelters -mostly as a bodyguard instead of being an actual social worker-, or I'll become a priest in some dying mainline Protestant denomination after being in that church for two years or so.
There's not much to do if you happen to be majoring in Religious Studies and you haven't made any connection with the faculty of said program; JDs and MBAs are out of question and being a NEET is still there as one of my career options.
>>22889627
>>22889693
jej
>>22891017
Same but unironically.

boobie

>>22892875
Cant your continue your studies and come an actual priest? Or too much sin?
You might even be able to work in a few crossed religions. I know a Catholic Nun who also worked as a painter for the Orthodox churce (at least here where i live the orthodox only allow trained people to paint their walls to avoid crossing into idolatry)
Also you need to be a talented artist.

>>22894671
>Cant your continue your studies and come an actual priest? Or too much sin?
I haven't done horrible things, but I'm pretty sure you can't become a priest once you just converted to a given religion and get a full ride to the seminary immediately after communion or so just like that.
Else, I would become a priest if it was that easy and actually got a full ride for the seminary.

>>22891124
Nobody wants Kanako. They don’t care. No amount of guidance will help that 2000 year old unwanted humanoid.

>>22894671
where do you live

>>22892875
>Same but unironically.
So just plain same.

Also keep posting vaguely erotic and whorish Reimus, please. This is all going into my hookereimu folder.

>>22897766
That Reimu looks mentally broken. I thought you whorefags liked bored Reimu during sex.

Broken women are such a turn on

>>22804056
Barebacking the shrine maiden prostitues for the purposes of bug chasing!

>>22899829
>bug chasing!
Absolute madman

>>22900895
The chibi in the bottom left shouldn't look better than the normal version but it does

>>22897838
Yeah, it'd be better with her just bored out of her mind, but what can you do.

>>22899829
Sloppy 70th's barebacking the Hakurei prostitute maiden just before closing time for the purposes of bug catching!

>>22900928
Nani?! You like wide waists and hips in a skinny girl?

Out of curiosity, would Sanae charge extra if the costumer was a virgin?

>>22907638
She probably would, since she's in the business for fun and a virgin might even bust before putting it in.
Reimu, on the other hand, is a businesswoman and would even give a slight discount, since quickshots raise her income per hour.

>>22909350
this mean Reimu is better

alright

>>22804056
Reimu is basically the queen bitch of Gensokyo and Sanae is a demigod. Neither one of them are going to sell their bodies.

>>22911047
Where do you think you are?

>>22905879
Who doesn't

>>22909350
I can't stop grinning. You fucks are too rude to Reimu!

>>22919668
Only because I want her to be rude to me while I pay to fuck her.

>>22919668
But she's charging less. If anything, Sanae is the evil one for taking advantage of innocent virgins who'd pay anything to get laid.

>>22911047
You don’t know what board you’re on
Sanae a slut

Requesting Reimu's pricelist.

>>22924137
Seconding! I want her to treat me like she just doesn't give a shit and refuses to hide her disgust.

Literally worse than idolshit.

>>22924137
>>22924171
Handjob 50¥
Titfuck 75¥
Blowjob 100¥
Sex with condom 150¥
Sex without condom 200¥
Anal sex 300¥
Impregnation 1,000¥ + expenses for 9 months.

>>22928149
>expenses for 9 months
Does the customer get the baby, then? Otherwise it'd have to be for 18 years, right?

>>22928149
T-that's so affordable!

>>22804056
I want to corrupt the miko!

>>22928916
Yeah, you only get the baby and zero child support from her after she gives them life.
Hopefully you won't get more than one child with her, though.

>>22928149
How much does it cost to marry her?

>>22928149
How much for letting me rest my head on her lap while she headpats me and tells me everything will be okay?

>>22930420
Free as long as you pay for all her expenses.
She also keeps working.

>>22930837
Would she let me have sex with her after a hard day of working?

>>22928149
That's way too low, it's unrealistic

>>22930420
Be a frequent and likeable customer, convince her of marry you, and pay for everything without any exceptions and buts.
You better be filthy rich if you want to keep her for a while, otherwise she will file an immediate divorce and you won't be able to marry her until you have a good amount of money again.
And I honestly hope you don't have any kids with her at the time you married her or else you will make them starve along with you or so.
>>22930479
Pay for a one sex session with condom but tell her you don't want to have sex but have a heartwarming time with her.
>>22930858
Yes but you have to do all the job of having sex with her after a day of work; she will also most likely go to sleep despite you are doing her roughly, so don't take it personally.
Otherwise during a time where it is before work she will absolutely do you roughly back.
>>22932365
The free market plus the availability of using youkai for your own pleasure.
After all, being a man in Gensokyo is like being a girl in the outside world, i.e., everyone is thirsty for you for solely being a guy, especially one that is young and virile.

>>22932423
Also
t. pimp with pure clothes, i.e., a priest

>>22932423
How much for her to make me believe she loves me, loves having sex with me, and wants me to come back?

>>22934790
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>>22934790
That's the normal and usual attitude of all prostitutes but the ones who are forced, on their period, or are old as fuck and are already tired of that profession despite being rich (a good example for the latter is Kanakp).
Therefore, it is always free but you will get more love the more you pay.

Talking about forced, please report any suspicious prostitutes that seem to be forced on the profession to Eiki-sama. By doing so, the prices will decrease and you will make this wonderful profession more ethical than being a nurse!

>>22939626
Eiki-sama, Eiki-sama! These diagnostic criteria lead me to believe that the Hakurei prostitute is being forced!

>>22946334
No she is not!
S-She just needs some vacations, that's why she complains a lot about the job to the point of feeling "forced" according to her, but actually she isn't in any way whatsoever!

t. Rev. Tokumei Asano

>>22928149
Paizuri should be at least 1000 yen.

>>22939626
Yeah I don't think prostitutes are for me senpai.

Why didn't she think of it yet?

>>22934790
>>22939626
Just bear in mind that she'll be pretending to like you, and won't see you as anything more than a talking wallet.

>>22965015
I'd honestly prefer her to treat me like a frozen piece of meat. Emotionless sex is hot, fake emotions are disgusting.

Reimu is a whore that rents out her armpits for old men to use!

>>22969855
Does she also rent them out to young men? I want to use her armpits, too...

>>22965379
That's why Reimu will always be better than those fake ass hoes Aya and Tewi.

>>22965379
That's why Reimu will always be better than those fake ass hoes Aya and Tewi.

>>22970891
you are not young

Koakuma kunny Shrine

>>22979053
I would pay a large amount of money for the Koa Kunny Kosplay special.
It's just clothed sex in her everyday uniform.

>>22979203
It's the Koakuma Kunny Kosplay Klassic!

Forced

>>22982349
Yes, Koakumafag is forcing a meme. We all know. No need to mention it.

>>22965379
>>22976185
I recommend Jo'on's escort service for you. She'll keep it very transparent that she'd never go on a date with a loser like you if you weren't paying her, and that she'll be gone the moment you stop giving her money.

>>22985110
Don't forget that she has a human cunny too!

>>22992094
>human
I mean, GOD cunny.

>>22985110
I wish for sex with her drill...

>>22804056

>>22804056

The newspaper sure has gone up in price recently.

>>22804056
hot